/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56074281

dis nigga eatin BEANS

>>56074281
>SELL YOUR BITCOIN AND BUY BONDS TONIGHT, DUDE

>>56074281
>Dig popcorn bags and soda containers out of the trash at movie theaters to get free unlimited refills!
>Peel your bananas and shuck your corn at the grocery store and only weigh the edible part to save money!
>Return your clothes every 30 days to get new clothes!
Gee thanks Dave

>>56074281
I actually enjoy rice and beans

>>56074281
I NEED DOOR DASH EVERY NIGHT
WHY?
I JUST DO OKAY

>>56074281
>spit your mouthwash back into the bottle so you can reuse it

>SELL YOUR CAR AND WALK 13 MILES ALONG THE HIGHWAY TO WORK, THAT'S WHAT THE SHOULDERS ARE FOR

Live in the woods while working low effort jobs while dumping paychecks in to bluechip staking

>always ask for your receipt so you can burn it to keep yourself warm

>cold water and vigorous scrubbing works just fine. If you took that $30 you spend every month on soap and hot water and invested it in a growth stock mutual fund from age 18 to 80 you would have almost five million dollars

>check in at olive garden and eat the free breadsticks for dinner

>eat your shit and drink your piss for unlimited source of fuel.

>>56074281
why am i supposed to hate this guy?

>>56074281
>dont pay the highest interest rate debt first
>NO CREDIT CARDS
>...but buy an overpriced house ASAP with no credit
>stop buying worthless shit...except ramsey plus (the plus means plus tip)

>>56074903
You don’t need credit to qualify for a mortgage and buy a house if you’re dealing with a bank that isn’t innumerate. If they’re not retarded, they should be able to manually underwrite a policy for you, like literally every other country in the world that doesn’t treat credit bureaus as the final destination for determining financial health.

>>56074625
This one made laugh, good shut Anon

>>56074903
>stop buying worthless shit...except ramsey plus (the plus means plus tip)
I'm going to assume he only accepts cash payment, right? I mean wouldn't be a bit hypocritical for him to accept credit card payments?

>>56074916
I had a stoke writing this.

>>56074921
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>56074488
>GO VEGAN TO SAVE MONEY!!!

>>56074281
>simple. invent a time machine and be born around the same prosperous time i was caller. then make two or three right calls in your life, start a podcast and consider yourself the worlds foremost authority on wealth building.

>>56074944
>"heavy head"
>clearly Russian looking
Why are boomer racial stereotypes always correct

>>56074317
>Still bitcoins
>Lose all your money on transaction fees
Nice meme currency you retards got there.

>>56074903
>>...but buy an overpriced house ASAP with no credit
Isn't taking a loan for a house usually better? You pay just as much as rent but after 20-30 years you own the place.

Rice costs $5 per kg now, pasta is alot cheaper

>>56074890
because he's a christian

>>56075470
It was a buck a pound at bj's a few weeks ago.