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A quick glance at the cast involved, and it's all leftoids, shitlibs, and members of the small hat tribe – a.k.a., potentially Reddit-tier.
What will the narrative be?
A) "Those poor innocent honest hedgefunds were viciously attacked by a cabal of evil, racist, antisemitic Russian incel chuds!"
B) "How we [Redditors] united to smash white corporate capitalist oppression, just like how we totally did in Occupy Wall Street!"
Will they rewrite history to make the protagonists strong, independent black women?
Will they accurately portray the real events in an objective manner?
Or will it just be some forgotten dud like Indiana Jones 5?

>> No.56074033
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>Seth Rogen
Into the trash.

>> No.56074044

>>56074033
I thought Sausage Party was funny
I like the idea that buns are thots who want to get hotdogs inside them

>> No.56074046

>What will the narrative be?
it'll be people laughing at you like they do on here.

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Imagine paying to see it.

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>>56073981
>Will they accurately portray the real events in an objective manner?
Beat it, racist: this kind of antisemitism is not welcomed around these parts.

>> No.56074261

>>56073981
Could have had a chance to make something rivaling The Big Short but will of course fuck it up.

>> No.56074291

>>56073981
If they don't get into the cargo cult of bagholders afterwards the film will be inherently awful.

>> No.56074307

>>56073981
>potentially Reddit-tier
The entire GME debacle is quintessentially Reddit tier. It was orchestrated to fleece retail Redditors

>> No.56074308

>>56074261
The BS had a topic with some scope and dynamism.
Here you have randos on Reddit and here figuring out some C-list company was overly shorted and pouncing on the opportunity for a quick buck.
Then that spiraled outwards when a bunch of people that 100% should not have had access to investing thought they were part of some revolution and got fucked because they hung on for too long.

The only fascinating point to focus on is the chicanery about Robinhood turning off buying and selling because the retards didn't have the money on hand to handle their order sizes.

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>>56074261
I mean, yeah, the cast members alone is the biggest red flag.

>> No.56074373

>>56074307
>The entire GME debacle is quintessentially Reddit tier. It was orchestrated to fleece retail Redditors
Good point, but perhaps I should have worded that better: who will the movie portray in a sympathetic light -- the Redditors, or the hedgies?

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>>56073981
>Davidson
>Offerman
>Rogen
>Mezrich
>Schuker

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>>56074380

>> No.56074652

>>56074044
are you 12?

>> No.56075161

>>56073981
Where did you see this ad posted?

>> No.56075197

More like B I'd say

Probably it will be about goofy dunderhead average joe six-pack (as interpreted by Seth Rogan) totally getting one over le billionaires and the arrogant hedge funds who think they are so smart.

What they'll almost certainly not cover is that most of those guys ended up as baggies (some profited bigly , but most retail did not), and then they formed a baggie doomsday cult which is still going on almost three years later. Also while one hedge fund did go out of business other hedge funds made out like bandits, for example BlackRock which profited over two billion dollars from the whole thing.

>> No.56075213

>>56075161
On a metal pole outside the NYSE building in Lower Manhattan.
There's a bunch of them hanging up.
>>56075197
Seems fitting.
They'll most likely portray the hedgies as out of touch evil rich Boomers, and the /r/wallstreetbets crowd as a ragtag diverse team of everymen.

>> No.56075224

>>56075213
>On a metal pole outside the NYSE building in Lower Manhattan.
Good to know.
I completely forgot they were even making this movie, and I have not seen a single ad for it where I live.

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>>56075197
>BlackRock which profited over two billion dollars from the whole thing

>> No.56075295

>>56075231
BlackRock matters.

>> No.56075303

>>56075213
>Gabriel Plotkin is depicted as some ancient racist midwestern hick of a hedge fund manager.

>> No.56075306

>>56075295
Always bet on the winners.

>> No.56075332

>inb4 this breathes new copium into /gme/ and they think it'll skyrocket GME like Elon on snl was supposed to for doge

>> No.56075346

>>56073981
All those names are jewish aren't they

>> No.56075769

>>56074086
Last movie I went to see at the cinema was Joker.
In fairness, I'd been torrenting movies, TV shows and videogames for a decade prior to that.

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>>56075769
>Last movie I went to see at the cinema was Joker.
Based.

>> No.56076898

>>56075346
No one nose.

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>>56075306
The house always wins.

>> No.56078034

>>56074373
>who will the movie portray in a sympathetic light -- the Redditors, or the hedgies?
So far it seems like it's pro-reddit and anti-hedge fund, with the latter portrayed as evil greedy boomers.

>> No.56078641

>>56074261
>The Big Short
The ending with the guy saying he'd just be the same as the rest of them if he made profit was retarded, he already was the same

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>watch trailer
>le scrappy everyman vs le evil wallstreet hedge funds
>reddit screenshots and memes scattered throughout
>the entire script is just holy shit fucking shitballs fucking shit hedge funds dude fuck man fucking shit money holy fuck fucking million dollars fuckers fuck yeah
some people are actually hyped to see this

>> No.56079107

>/biz/ is furious about the idea of a movie about themselves

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>>56079054
We did it, Reddit!
Edit: whoa, I didn't expect this comment to blow up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!