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TICK FUCKING TOCK

TIME IS RUNNING OUT
THEN BACK TO THE WAGIE CAGIE

I WILL BE ON MY YACHT WORKING OUT MY MUSCLES AND EATING EXQUISITE CLAMS AND OYSTERS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE FOOD MY MICHELIN STAR CHEF COOKS UP ON MY SUPER YACHT WHILE I EAT SUPER PUSSY. BACK TO WORK WAGIE. YOU CANT AFFORD TO DAY DREAM ALL THE LUXURY I HAVE

>> No.56069002

>>56068999
bezos was a wagie back in the day

>> No.56069003
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Subway sandwich with Monster energy drink is more tasty desu. Who would want to go to a yacht anyway lmao.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIaHJvlR6s

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>>56069002

>> No.56069049

>>56068999
Wonder who is Bezos' favorite businessman?

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>>56069003
This, unironically.
Give me a Wawa sub and a can of Rockstar any day too.

>> No.56069063

>>56069038
Go back further than that. He used to work in fast food in his youth.

>> No.56069109

>>56068999
I'm a retired /trv/fag and never been divorced. What now Bezos? I even still have most of my hair. Eating pussy is beta.

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>>56069063
What, in high school?

Don't make me laugh.

>> No.56069134

>>56069003
They did something to their cheese like 5 years ago and it's never tasted the same since. Specifically the pepperjack. I mean back when 5 dollar footlongs were a thing it was great but now a footlong, even without double meat, is over $10 and at that point it's just not worth it. Nowadays I just skip lunch, or I'll skip breakfast and have a halfgallon of milk for lunch, then have a really hearty dinner at home (with a couple monster ultras in the morning and early afternoon to keep hunger away).

Also fuck europe nowhere has free soda refills. No wonder they all look like they're starving.

>> No.56069136

>>56068999
BUT MR BEZOS I WORK FOR WALMART NOT AMAZON

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Thanks Jeff.
I feel so appreciated!

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>>56069057
Thems some might fine britches right there sir, mmmmHum

>> No.56069219

>>56068999
>CLAMS AND OYSTERS YOU
You are eating sea jizz from sea shell worms.

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>>56069219
>You are eating sea jizz from sea shell worms.
Care for a little..... sea spider?*

>*they're directly related

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>>56068999
based bezos poster. digits witnessed

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>>56069552
All life is directly related. However, hexapods and arachnids ARE NOT crustaceans.
kys jew

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just finished a night shift at amazon, dunno what op is on about

>> No.56069993

>>56068999
yachts are so gay

>> No.56070019

>>56069144
Why did the put it in those bags that they sell weed in?

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>>56069827
>he doesn't know about the air breathing arthropods....

>> No.56070047

>>56069144
The individual mint is beautiful.

>> No.56070072

>>56069134
Not sure about Europe but you definitely would not wanna drink a half gallon of milk in the US unless it’s organic grass fed and even then you’re risking glyphosate poisoning

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>>56070033
Oh no no no
sheep are bugs too!

>> No.56070560

>>56070072
I used to do GOMAD in USA and drank the cheapest store brand milk and I was perfectly fine. There's no real risk of poisoning.

Europe milk has also been fine except hard to find in stores in France and especially Italy. And only the UK has had milk in sizes larger than 1L (they had 6 pint bottles, but still not full gallon size) (pathetic).

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>>56070330
>if you root everything back to ammonia, methane and water, we're all the same thing
Proximity my main man, proximity

Lobsters are significantly closer relatives to insects than they are to a tiger

Next you'll be telling me if I pull a few legs off a spider it's actually a cow

Anyway, I can see your a sea spider enjoyer so I'll leave ye to
>ze expensive sea bugs

>> No.56071263

>>56069144
Lmao. I got something like this after running the entire department for a month while my boss was on vacation.
Put in my notice the next day

>> No.56073482

>>56070620
Pilpul all you want Shlomo - Insects aren't crustaceans, crustaceans aren't insects.
Cope and kys.

>> No.56074113

>>56073482
based and correct-pilled

>> No.56074221

>>56069144
it's the thought that counts

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>>56068999
I'm excited to be working in a tall building on 9/11 tomorrow.