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Buy it all.

Today.

Gay Markey General

>>56059025
No.

>>56059025
LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH HA LA ILI HAY YO
HILI B'ALLAH HEY HILI BAY YO
WE GETTING ARAB MONEY
WE GETTING ARAB MONEY

https://youtu.be/JZxhL6ozczI

he baked!!!

DXY is unstoppable

>it's not a bubble
>this time it's DIFFERENT

I hold a lot of RTX.

>>56059040

>>56059054
>FANMAG

>this candle marks the day as red

speaking of baking nobody told me you're supposed to discard your excess starter so i've just been putting it in extra containers and now my fridge is fucking full of mason jars and containers of festering yeast

Bobros, that bearish engulfing candle on NVDA though. We're 8 days through the month, if it closes at that level or lower, then mumus should prepare for heeming.

>>56059054
Damn, thirdies malding.

>>56059056
Same, fucking pile of shit

>>56059076
I got puts on nvda. It can't just do a 3x in 1 year to a trillion dollar mcap and have no retrace.

>>56059083
I also hold more LMT.

LOAD UP THE PUTS AFTER A FAKE MONDAY PUMP, SCORCHING CPI, SEPTEMBER OPEX INCOMING, IT'S OVER.

>>56059054
>FANMAG instead of FAGMAN...

Going to trade 0DTE SPY options until I no longer have the PDT rule

The stock market owes me money.

>>56059054
>FAGMAN
Nice.

I want to start a trend trading strategy on TQQQ/SQQQ.

Is it better to always long TQQQ/SQQQ because of the main trend.

Or stick to TQQQ and go long/short (because of the leveraged decay)?

>>56059104
GO BABY GO

>>56059054
>nearly 8 trillion
it's closer to 6

>>56059025
This same thread, but uncensored: >>/biz/thread/56059025

>>56059098
It truly will be a spectacle when the tech bubble finally pops.

The big difference today compared to 2000 is that about half the market is now in index funds. When we get the big pop and normies start panic withdrawing their savings from Vanguard the sell pressure will be so great the stock market might unironically go back to 90s level.

>>56059118
6 gorillion*

just got off the phone with your mom and she said reversal incoming and also that you don't have to call me dad but you do have to mind me

>>56059110
Not sure if I should be turned on or grossed out

>>56059098
If you look closely, you'll notice they still think the N is for Netflix too. lmao.

>>56059110

>undercovered calls
>>56059113
SVIX is your friend

>3 years later and there are STILL people bagholdong gamestop
what causes this level of retardation?

>>56059136
She's disgustingly turkish

is the dump over? should i buy SPY?

>>56059141
sunk cost and people's natural affinity for cults

>>56059141
this time will be different

>>56059113
You're over thinking it anon, just dca into whichever one is losing every paycheck.

OK SIRS, TELL ME WHAT'S NEXT? ARE WE CLOSING GREEN?

>>56059141
It has been that long...?
RIP

>>56059141
Because they were able to delay bankruptcy by about 2 years.

>>56059142
THIS ONE IS FOR GALLIPOLI

>>56059121
finna slurp on these niggas if that happens

I shilled paramount this morning and it has been a diagonal green line up 5.5% all day. I tell you how to make money. I tell you how to get pussy. I tell you to go to the gym. You never listen

It just doesn't make sense to ever own the mega caps

>>56059121
The day passive/index fund investing dies will be a day to celebrate.

>>56059121
Ikr
It's kinda crazy being on this side of the unpopped bubble. Like how the fuck can a shitty social network, laptop and mobile maker and a fucking car company get bid this high?
The fiat money system is probably coming to an end.

>>56059159
jewish women owe me sex for Beersheba

>>56059180
Jewish women owe me sex just because.

>he didn't buy MARA

>>56059164
Yeah but can you tell me why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>56059188
Would

>>56059190
>-12% today

>>56059121
This time I will be patient, and stay cash longer to let it drop more.
The beauty of buying ETFs at the bottom is that they will already have rebalanced, and contain the stocks that still hold any value.

>>56059141
Structurally, someone had to be the bagholder the whole way back down. Not like GME was buying back shares, so due to the nature of markets there must be a buyer paired with every seller. There are some synthetic shares from options hedging, but those cancel eachother out in terms of winner/loser. In the end, there must be an unhedged holder somewhere out there for each actual share of the company though.

If there never was this /GME/ cult, there would still be 10 or 20 retail flippers each bagholding through a 10% loss before quickly bailing. It probably would've gone much faster, but someone still has to eat the loss.
This is the endgame of any pump. Markets are a zero sum game.

Some companies make money over time of course, that produces real returns. Yet for every outsized winner profiting above the average of the index, there must naturally be a bagholder on the other side of the equation getting cucked with fat losses. Maybe they break even nominally and think they've done alright, meanwhile the index grinds ever higher and leaves them in the dust.

>>56059194
are there any AI nudes of her?

>>56059190
Not yet. ETF won't be approved anytime soon. They have almost a full year to make the decision.

>>56059218
No, but I got some Lael "Give me some" Brainard.

>>56059227
looks like a tranny with a boobjob

>>56059227
maria bamford's mom?

>>56059232
Which thankfully means I may not get a weekend in the penalty box.

Germany phasing out oil and natural gas. BOILsisters about to get HEEMED.

>>56059095
>scorching
Shit post
We all know CPI won't be shit.

>BUD
When will this crab retardation end and generate me money

>>56059237
Energy intensive industries are thing of the past. We will now make a living as software delevopers and social media influencers.
Excuse me I now have to work a few hours outside splitting firewood, to survive winter because we also phased out nuclear and somehow in winter the solar energy capture is very low.

>>56059216
Weird monologue after GME just significantly reduced costs compared to their Q2 2022 and beat their earnings expectations. It's turning around in time for the holidays and having a nice little fire sale today.

Where does the time go bros? I feel like i'm wasting away watching these charts.

>>56059271
god i can't stand those 'high school in 200x' videos that the algo keeps forcefeeding me
getting old sucks

LFG

>>56059282
What did we do all day back then?

>>56059266
GME containment thread is over there buddy

>>56059271
This is from 1997.

And the answer is you did waste your time looking at charts.

>>56059288
i played runescape or other PC games, read books, or just fucked around with my friends

>>56059290
looks like it's rent free over here friend

>>56059288
We got real fucked up.

I just bought CGC, what am I in for?

I just regret using up all of my hope during my youth.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56059188
I've fucked almost every type of girl but I've never fucked a jewess. I had an opportunity in college with one. Nice kazar milkers. Total degenerate. I was dating a nice white girl at the time and didn't take my chance even though she was really drunk in my dorm room and telling me about how she used to date a drug dealer in highschool.

>>56059317
foster farms tendies
oh i thought you meant ding like an air fryer

>>56059266
I think you're in the wrong thread dude. I'll happily buy back your shares when you're panic dumping them around $4-5 though. That's where I'd personally estimate fair value.
Perhaps I'll be wrong, of course. No one can predict the future with 100% certainty. That's part of what makes a market.

It's an objective fact that GME cultists of the past 3 years were spawned as some insane exit philosophically/politically motivated liquidity providers for those of us who traded the short squeeze though. You've all lost money, and even more importantly you've wasted opportunity cost. Your irrational decisions allowed others to profit greatly, at your own expense.

>>56059317
-0.41% (unrealized). We ride again Monday.

>>56059327
ever fucked a fat bitch? you can spit in their chest and fuck their tits before cumming on her face

>>56059317
Gained holding SOXS but got heemed holding AGI

>>56059317
+$194 unrealised
$0 realised
I have literally never had sex

>>56059330
Sounds like you're the one in the wrong thread, more to say about gme than smg

>>56059282
I graduated in 2006, I just barely missed all the smartphone and social media crap at that age, although MySpace was definitely a thing around campus but not everyone had it

>>56059340
Not full on whale tier but definitely fucked a pig before. She was into bondage and dudes hitting her and shit. I just fucked her face and never talked to her again.

Weirdest date ive been on this year was with this adopted Asian girl with some kind of autisms that brought a weed pen on the date. She pissed in the back of my car when I fucked her and said that she was "still learning how to be a lady"

>>56059209
buddy i didn't buy on open

>>56059317
could be worse

>>56059098
US tech is just that good
/thread

>>56059352
GME represents both a stock and a cult. I'm discussing the stock, whereas you appear to be a cultist.

>>56059317
+4% realized, +4% unrealized. Waiting to unload put options on moonday

Fuck You Tim APPLE
My calls!!!
My caaaa-ack!

>>56059390
you WIll buy aapl and you WIll love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtOHZUS4ufI

>>56059317
>soxs still not above my break even
Same shit different day.

>>56059368
nice

>>56059370
Yeah but maybe I did

>>56059418
it's okay i will sell at your break-even price

I recently had to visit one of the major cities in my country. I went through the office district(?), I don't know what it's called but there were tech company office buildings everywhere. I went to grab something to eat during their lunch break and when I saw all their employees gather around the vegan sandwich shop, starbucks or buying 15$ salad from the grocery store, literally all of them. I overheard a few of their conversations and realized I would kms if I had to work in this environment.

How do you do it office anons? Does it not bother you?
Is this the big city huste and bustle lifestyle?

>>56059271
Crazy to think all these people are dead now

>TSM wont be able to supply NVDA chips for the next 1.5 years
>Apple got dibs
>This fucks up AMD as well
>Intel has their own fab
>Intel has been gaining traction, new highs for the past couple of weeks while NVDA and AMD are dumping

I guess it’s safe to say, buying long dated puts on NVDA and AMD would be the move, and buying long dated calls on INTC would also be profitable. NVDA to $100/ share EOY, INTC to $80/share EOY.

>>56059437
You get used to it. Now that I'm out, I'd never go back.

>>56059437
>>56059467

Cities and office jobs are both for faggots and retards. I'm making $30/hr to drink at work and play raid shadow legends all day in one of the cheapest cost of living states in the country and only work 3-4 days a week. These niggas like scoops are making 200k+ a year and living in a studio apartment with 4 pajeet managers telling them to do more Adderall and work 80 hours a week and after taxes and donating the rest to whores I wonder if they really think they are winning

How low can NVDA go?

>>56059481
Yeah but he can post on /biz/ that he makes 200k a year.

>>56059448
NOOOOOO

>>56059434
All bitcoin miners are shit because they act like bitcoin letfs but worse since their price can be manipulated down by panic dumping. If you think bitcoin is imminently going back to 30k then that's cool but if it crabs or dumps it will shit down much harder.

>>56059317
First I sold
Then I had a headache because I think I'm addicted to coffee
Then after that my ear started hurting for no reason

>>56059178
Apple had insane profit margins and growth until last year. Are you unironically this fucking stupid?

Triple Witching next week? What, if anything, will explode?

>>56059573
Wrong. Look at MARA action few months ago. Bitcoin was going down slowly while MARA stayed straight with shorts piling up. Then it exploded. Bitcoin miners are based because of so many people being emotional about crypto so there's often a short squeeze to be had.

>>56059551
their human resources department cuties will be sucking my dick in some dark alley by hanukkah.

>>56059647
Okay
But
That can be proceeded by it going down for months at a time before there's a squeeze. The only advantage it has over letfs is that an left can't squeeze, being tied to an asset instead of loosely affiliated with an asset but still being its own stock.

>LOCKSNEED FARTIN

>>56059630
My balls balls balls balls balls

>>56059630
NVDA will pump to ATH

>>56059686
BALL, gotcha. Long or short?

I just bought more BOIL and SOXL
God I feel so fucking based

>afterhours
So I guess that is it
Bobos are fucked forever, stocks will only go up

>>56059750
>after hours on a friday
its really over. dead SMG until Monday morning.

>>56059690
Cope.

https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1700106993967517814?s=42&t=dXRmSlj9zyDtrxzqONlP_Q

>>56059551

>>56059790
Meh

Just got sentenced to 8 months in prison - What should I buy to hold until I get out? Is TLT/TMF a good bet?

>>56059790
It feels like this is every day lately. Life was much easier when I was just a depressed 18 year old, since I could go outside and see slut college girls in yoga pants wandering around full of someone else's cum. Now the local university is full of ugly pajeets, and just in the last 5 years too.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>56059853
Yeah dude TMF and maybe some DRIP. Paramount. Tysons chicken nuggets company. Maybe Disney

What did you do nigger?

>>56059853
Why?

>>56059940
Tranny

>>56059940
Why do you always post these sluts after market close?

I'm starting to think it's unironically over.

>>56059961
>>56059977
Jannuary 6th charges, Entering and remaining in a restricted are and damage to federal property

>>56060035
Lol rip

>>56060035
Kek, chudlet.

>>56060035
Respect.

>>56059940
Years youve posted these bags....and for what?

>another day
>/biz/ is still being spammed with 'cyclist' threads by schizophrenic terminally online redditors

>>56059940
Kek

Uranium Kings..... We can't be stopped

>>56060088
Aaaaany day now

what are the stocks that are not tainted by saudi money? the day that shithole implodes into 100´s of princes riding camels with ak-47 while trowing nukes bought from pakistan at each other the entire world stock market will plunge.

>>56060101
/biz/ will notice she is talking to a black guy. I noticed that she is talking to a /fit/ guy (that is also a nigger)

Go to the gym and cum in whores anons

>>56060001
You think China is over?

Retail workers are abandoning their posts, what do?

i think i might be right this time
or at least i hope i am, please fucking be right i dont want to wage slave anymore

i should buy 25k more shares of this scam pennystock

>>56060119
Good question even if that's an improbably scenario. Middle Eastern oil and gas probably impact every business via oil prices. And some systemically-important banks are partly owned by Gulf-linked entities.

Another day. Back is still kinda fucked. Sitting in my office chair with a heating pad against it. On the bright side of it; uh now I know what to expect when I hit 80 years of age. Over did some muscle in the low part of it. Least I had an honest reason why I did nothing at work today.

>>56060207
I hope your back gets better soon. Any reason you won't touch PEP?

>>56060060
based

>>56059110
Imagine all that cellulite, I bet her ass smells exactly like it looks, spoiled cotton cheese

>>56060207
JCD no longer thinks that Comcast is Comcastic.

>>56060235
Did you just inadvertently invent another American food?

Rolling to try to get 3 posts in a row.

>>56059271
everybody is happy
no niggers in sight

>>56060196
>2015. New king inherits
>around 2017 he changes the sucession laws.
>Names his son heir apparent
>Reports of having locked down his own brother on house arrest
>Not only does he have to possibly contend with his brothers. But also scores of uncles and cousins, given to how some kings had 30 sons.
>Some of those went on to be ambassators in the US and UK, while others were chief of the secret services.
>Most of them have millions spread in assests everywhere.
>Scared shitless of the war in Yemen they even considered buying nukes from Pakistan.

Plus his son is being seen more often as the king is already 87 years old, if the democrats win the 2024 elections and the king dies by then, thats the best outcome

>>56059121
>Berkshire Hathaway
That's one of those BDFL projects and the BDFL isn't exactly a spring chicken.

>>56060233
There are no bad tactics, only bad targets. Read Saul Alinsky's rules for radicals.

Oh no, cryptobros. Maybe you should keep buying GPUs to use for mining. Sell your NVDA positions and buy RTX 3090’s and keep mining for crypto.

>>56060383
How long until the CME approves trading of GPU Futures?

>>56060408
2077

VW 9% divvieand 5 PE ratio. Why aren't PE tards buying the stock?

>>56060035
based. what's your commissary number? ill put some ramen on that shit

>>56060368
You are the mirror image of a treacherous lying vatnik/wumao. Together, you are two sides of the same coin. You have no self-awareness of the fact that you're virtually indistinguishable from one another.

>its not even Saturday yet
fuck this slow ass week, bitch

>>56060577
I'll post it on the /smg/ when I get it

>>56060035
That hilarious, I respect ya balls. Hey at least it's not fucking life like some niggas got. Just put some money into leveraged Energy and it'll be higher in a year, easy.

>>56060648
10-4. federal time should be comfy enough. hopefully they got a decent library and some weights. get jacked and detox from digital dopamine.

Cold beer on a Friday night.

>>56060438
Personally not bullish on auto sector at this point in time could be a good buy at a lower price.
EV is three times the mcap so you can multiply that P/E ratio by three to see the actual price you're paying and there are just cheaper companies with lower P/E's and higher dividends than VW but at the right time and price I'd buy it.

>>56060035
>Jannuary 6th charges,
RIP bro. Spam some indices and see ya in 5-10.

smg is dead.

>>56060035
Fuck glowniggers

>>56060920
It's over.

>>56060920

>>56060920
Long live /smg/!

>>56060920
i'm sorry, I'll leave

>>56059404
It will hit 30 eoy.
I hope that helps.

>>56060920
Thank God, it's finally over

Have a great weekend, /smg/. Remember to bring more snacks this time.

>>56060604
That makes no sense schizo.

Great googilymoogily!

>>56061162
>tfw stacking and rotating t bills.
Its a straightforward play with some of my cash but im enjoying it.

>>56061162
>Great googilymoogily!
Good googly moogly, see that loogie?
Yeah, but keep it on the D.L. Hughley
You don't watch her, he might house her like Doogie
Just to cut her loosie like, swoosh, Mitsurugi

>>56061197
is that even keeping up with inflation?

That 70s Show bros....

>>56061381
in the end he couldn't Hyde from his past

>>56061395
gottem

>>56060920
F for /smg/ and my portfolio

Ok, since I'm EU I slept the last hour of US trading. What was this gay pump again? LMAO

I feel this weird level of empathy when on a small dose of shrooms and talking to people.

>There are people here who aren't buying this chart

>>56061381
Was there really no evidence?

>>56060920
We're just on dates, or spending time with our kids at the movies.

>>56061598
Probably not. How do you even get evidence of a rape from 20 years ago?

>>56061623
>>56061598
Can you imagine that I was fingered a girl and still didn't pull through sex? I mean, she grabbed my dick and such, but I just didn't go further than fingering her. I knew she was psychologically a little unstable and I also didn't want to use her and dump her, she had false hopes, which is why she may have been throwing herself at me like this. But man, I also didn't do it because I feared she might spin this into something stupid afterwards should I reject her after fucking her. And this was 2017, before this shit got more intense. But in the germany, not US.

>>56060920
I was looking at a house with my parents.
They're all excited because they don't know I'm losing my job. I don't want to tell them because mom is never supportive when things go wrong, she just screams. So I'm putting it off till the last minute.

>soxx/semis no buying interest low vol and heemed
>spy/qqq massive vol spike into close going into 9/11 black monday

what could it mean? also do yanks called nine eleven 9/11, and if so why?

>>56060996
okay I lied
OXY why won't you break resistance, was the buffet premium really 10 fucking percent? If XOM hits all time highs and this thing is still waffling without hitting 70 I am done.

>Normies will run out of money by 2024

>https://youtu.be/MQSgLJfsepA?si=8RPLOeJfMiERIAhO

>https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1700235926998261783

Bros how do I profit off of the incoming collapse with stocks?

>looking at the front page of /biz/ rather than the catalog for once
>notice that there was a whole minute without any posts
How dead is /biz/, holy shit.

I have to get this off my chest, I can't take it anymore. If you are ever in a situation where you have to host a presentation, you know, like a Microsoft PowerPoint kinda deal, please listen closely. I'm begging you, please, please, I'm on my knees here, DO NOT do do this ONE thing, ever, at any point. It's so embarrassing and lacks self-awareness, it wastes everyone's time, and it just shows a complete lack of confidence, and frankly, a lack of respect to the listeners, it's insulting.

Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT just blindly read off your slides, slide by slide, word by word. And Lord almighty have mercy, do NOT have long unreadable tiny-font paragraphs per slide. Ugh, I get nauseous thinking about it. At least have the balls to make eye contact with your audience, for Pete's sake, you are supposed to be presenting here, not narrating. My eyes are up here, bud.

Think of it this way, the slides are just backup singers okay? They sing the chorus. Just make bullet points, in nice, big, thick, readable font, so my pea brain can remember what you're saying. But I'm there for you, the star of the show, not some hastily cobbled together word vomit condensed into a slide-by-slide car crash. You got that, Jack? You make me sick, come back when you have a real presentation. Get out of my office.

anyway this is very, very bearish for MSFT for having inflicted unto the world a gun like powerpoints but no firearms training. most presenters are jokes, complete jokes

>>56061790
this board is mostly for shitcoins so yeah

>>56061790
This thread is the only thing somewhat saving /biz and it still is mostly bobo and mumu shitposting. At least it's amusing in contrast to shitcoin scams

>futures

Anybody able to LOGICALLY explain to me why you fuckers are buying MINERS, especially gold and silver miners? NEWMONT for example was shilled here yesterday. They are severely underperforming in comparison to TEcHTRANNIES and S&P. They are on the level right when the corona dump happened. Do you actually believe they have, as a stock, POTENTIAL upwards on higher rates? I think these goldminer shills are even worse than the PMG shills.

>>56061881
they think gold will break out because "its supposed to", im not a gold bug so i doubt it. buy uranium miners though

>>56060920
been clinically depressed for over a week, dark places, food poisoning, then i saw my commodity portfolio and now i'm back baby!

>>56061889
>buy uranium miners though

You honestly want mass fleets of nuclear power plants in an era of diversity hires?

this market is heading lower.
>higher for longer
>dxy up
>oil up
>nvda/AI hopium fading
>china / tech restrictions

this chart illustrates the sensitivity tech/semis has to the overall market, it acts almost like a leading indicator, failing twice to break above June highs. breaking below the 200MA for the third time. gaping down + decreasing vol

>>56061904
It will be fine, they will all be small modular reactors.

>>56061904
Yes.

>>56061904
it doesnt matter, what matters is UUUU's price in the next few years, not 10 years from now when they start exploding

>>56061917
That still need decommissioned and safely stored involving hundreds of thousands of people.

>>56059025
I have 380 shares of PLTR. Am i going to make it bros? should i buy more or should i diversify into a blue chip dip like hershey or mcdicks?

>>56061881
>>56061889
Whether metals will break out im not sure, but silver has more tailwinds than gold. Firstly, its an anti-biotic, it suffocates bacteria pretty much and could be used if other antibiotics are inefficient due to antibiotic resistance. Secondly, its used in industry, and especially the clean energy field. one solar panel is 2/3 ounce of silver, and especially use in EV cars which the elite are pushing. Not saying its good or bad but we both know they push green shit because they invest in the green companies. During times of crisis the gold and silver ratio tightens up too so you could buy at 80 to 1 ratio, then trade when its 40-60 to 1.

>>56061943
>>56061952
Okay based bull, forgot everything only matters about the next quarter and we might need UUUU for revamping old nukes. US just moved some nukes to the UK. Silly me.

>>56061994
I also think silver has more potential cause more practical use. But doesn't mean the miners will also go up.

>>56062026
yeah but im saying if youre investing in a miner invest in a silver miner i agree that gold shills have little to no reason to think itll go up

>>56061997
long story short, theres not enough uranium and a whole new contracting cycle is taking place. look up the price of uranium, its above 60$ per lb now. as the price goes up, the miners will go up even more. look at CCJ

>>56062034
What miners do you recommend?

Also is LMT a buy?

Main 3 stocks im looking at right now are hersheys, LMT, and colgate. colgate because its a dividend zombie with such a high yield.

>>56062033
>one solar panel is 2/3 ounce of silver
>>56062026
Aren't the "Greens" against solar panels, at least in Europe they are. There was a push to putting them in the Sahara at one point and they just kept getting destroyed in sandstorms.

>>56062040
just buy URNJ to get great exposure to all the miners minus CCJ and Kazatomprom. but easy choices are UUUU, UEC, DNN, DYLLF

>>56062041
Solar panels are inefficient as sources for entire homes but they are good for small things like powering electric road signs, my work has a solar panel powered light at the trash which otherwise would have to have batteries which costs money and man time to replace. Pretty much solar panels are good for small things that people dont want to put batteries in. I think something like little wheels(car for 4 year olds) that has both a charging feature and a solar panel option would be good. Also most of the silver in solar panels is found in the solder. Solder is used in most electronics and it isnt just solar panels, its all circuit boards, silver is cheaper and almost as conductive so they wont use gold in the solder.

Silver is still heavily used in EVs.

Also why is no one talking about how much of a finite resource helium is? MRI machines literally rely on helium and helium escapes the atmosphere. I was born in 2005 but by the time im old im sure that helium balloons will only be a rich kids birthday party/wedding thing.

>>56062041
Greens against solar panels? Not heard of that. In germany they try everything. Wind, sun, maybe even thermal in the future if possible.

>>56062065
>how much of a finite resource helium is

olderfag, remember reading about this:-
https://www.cracked.com/article_19048_6-important-things-you-didnt-know-were-running-out-of.html awhile ago. They've found a few sites of helium bearing rocks, like in the Tanzanian East African Rift Valley. Plus people aren't using helium at birthday parties anymore.

>>56062118
Yes don't quote me on their reasoning, just was brought up a few times when i bothered to watch the News.

Next week the dump to end all dumps begins. Are you ready?

>>56059853
Short VIX futures for sweet contango gains. Or long live cattle and short feeder cattle.

FCUK THIS BULLSHIT, OPEN THE MARKETS NWO

>>56062147
You know how outlier CPI weeks go, schizo. We may see one -3% day on QQQ, after that we resume the pump. They might have actually done it this week since tech sold off pretty hard.

>>56062129
I actually thought yesterday I got insane when I read that the EU is still importing russian LNG. DIRECTLY, not like Oil through third countries or some obscure methods. Absolutely pathetic. Waging economic war on the country but still buying their gas, only it's in liquid form. I think this went completely under the radar for most europeans. Everybody knew about Nordstream 1 and 2 and they probably intentionally blew this story so much up that you didn't even realize they are still buying LNG and even more than before the war.

>>56062190
lolno, see you at SPY 185

>>56062209
I wouldn't mind being able to slurp TSLA when SPY is 185, but unfortunately it won't be going below 4200 ever again.

>>56062224
SPY 185, and sub 100 QQQ. That's another Biden win!

I keep getting ads for the indian palace on wheels train. WTF poo bros?

>>56062209
Ok i dont give a fuck the american government and british NHS alone will support palantir, i wouldnt mind picking up $8 cheapies

Mumus, your worse nightmare of having 3-4 months of reds is becoming reality. NVDA to $100/share EOY.

>>56062246
>look up indian palace on wheels train
>click first link
>malware blocked
ofcourse

>>56062285
why do you think I am complaining about it?

Yields...

>>56060735
>EV is three times the mcap
Bullshit expeculative nonesense. Most cars will still be combustion engines by 2050, specially in places like India and SEA were the electric grid is just straight up garbage

>>56062040
If you care about dividends just go with Altria, VW, Ternium and Petrobras. You are buying cheaper companies, with decent balance sheets, stable businesses and higher yields

how many days had this thread been up for

>>56062611
Buying stocks with deteriorating margins, chink exposure and a higher PE ratio than Google or Microsoft seems stupid. Stay away from Colgate

>>56062624
if only there was an easy way to find out

>>56062632
if only

CNY sisters, I thought we were supposed to be the next world reserve currency

>>56059025
Am i safe to park money in JPM for a while to make some sweet divvies or should I keep cash instead?

>>56062624
i made it 13 hours ago nigga

This board is so dead that no one will know that I'm gay.

>>56062664
Depends what kind of CNY you're talking about

>>56060035
Sheeeit
After you're out, I'm telling you if you guys don't start coordinating and taking steps to take down the federal government then I can't say you didn't deserve it

>>56062768
lol

>>56062503
i want to be the yields curve and have a distressed maid anime waifu around me at all times bros.

>>56060035

Grats on being a for-real political prisoner I guess. I will give you actual good advice then which I typically don't in these threads anymore.

Deep recession is highly likely because everything the Fed is doing shows that's what the Fed wants. They want it to crush BRICS, not inflation. It won't really work and will be more self-destructive than anything else, but it's a big game of chicken and the retards in charge don't know how to do anything but double-down. So, big recession coming to try to crush exporters and scare everybody back into the dollar system.

If you must buy bonds stick to the short end as they lack the long term inflation risk of the long end. In a downturn, TLT may actually be flat or sell off, on anticipation that the government will just print the money to pump the ponzi back up again. They need nominal gdp to be higher than the rates on those bonds long term, because of the federal debt level. This means bond holders get fucked and lose real purchasing power by design, aka financial repression.

The bond market has been reluctant to accept that this could happen because it hasn't happened before (bond bull history starts at 1970), but increasingly is starting to realize this is inevitable no matter how much the Fed postures that it isn't, because the US is broke and broke niggas can't pay a positive real rate on their IOUs. Hence the long end will continue to underperform relative to expectations.

Short end etfs like SHY should be safe. If you want to lever it to amplify moves in a downturn TUA is a levered 2-year etf.

Gold bullion will probably also be pretty safe, for the exact same reason long duration bonds are fucked: it's their competition. But if we get a big shitshow it can still slide a little and it won't pump much till they plug the printer back in. And it's always good to have a little.

Uranium and industrial metals and oil will all do very well long term, but have big recession risk over next 8 months.

GL

>>56062848
sorry, we only drink liquors here

>>56062869

Well if you say so then OK.

papa, tell me about the before. before the crabs ruled the market and people were happy and made money.

Baking.

>>56062503
What's up with her foot? Is she part wendigo? Also, dat curvature on the yields.

Paramount 5.5% on friday. Any others primed to bounce like that?

Memestocks? Any memestocks? TUP has been going sideways for a while, maybe primed to pump once the september dump season ends.

good morning sirs
i hate women

>>56062572
>EV = Enterprise value

Oh God short dominos, I've been on the toilet in intense pain all morning. Fuck those niggers.

>>56063163
You could probably get some free pizza if you write in a complaint to corporate. Ever since their rebranding attempt a few years back they actually do get pissed off if a dirty store or employee gets someone sick, little caesars is the one you have to watch out for they have problems all the fuckin' time. Pizza hut too but that's a store by store basis some are run by meticulous franchise owners and some are run by a rat in a chefs hat.
>t. professional fatass

>>56063163
you have gallbladder stones

EZGO a little known Chinese ebike producer will be everyone's last chance to truly make it before the crash. What a time to be alive.

>>56063340
as the roundeyes say, EZCUM EZGO

>>56062848
can anyone fact-check this anon's post?

>>56062120
>people aren't using helium at birthday parties anymore.
what a sad childhood

>>56063378
hydrogen filled party balloons are both buoyant and add a degree of risk and fun to any childs party

>>56063375
>gold but also no inflation
No.

>>56063375
Brics is a meme. But he's saying buy gold not silver so he's probably not trying to scam anyone.

Relaxing Saturday. Woke up for the first time since last Friday in not as much back pain (Friday is when the event happened that jacked my back). Took some Doan's back pills. Kek, says right on the package "my cause you to vomit blood" and "may cause short term hearing loss" as side effects.

Buy POOP.

>>56063481
how young could you retire if you used the surplus to knock years off the 54 age?

>>56063500
Well the earliest I could retire with full benefits is 48-49. (I'm 40 now). The 54 number is when my pension would be maxed out. Anything beyond that your just wasting your time far as pension stuffing goes.

Am i retarded for thinking about buying on margin and selling call options on that borrowed stock? Idk if it's a terrible idea or free money glitch.

Would you buy this chart? I've been holding bags for 2 years.

>>56063530
very jelly. good luck m8.

>we're totally in the AI business guise not just in the mobile phone chip business
Peak AI.

I was wrong to say that I was wrong to say Sell.

>>56059098
>>56059129
It's M-MAN TANG
META
MICROSOFT
APPLE
NVDA
TESLA
AMAZON
NETFLIX
GOOGLE

Buddy... look at TAN 6 month peformance, 1 year performance
Hmm

QRTEA bros...

>>56063652
and now look at the biggest solar company FSLR
how are these ETF-niggers doing such a bad job?

>>56063662
look at JKS
....wat
look at these stats
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=JKS&ty=c&p=d&b=1
it has to be China flight / fear of investing in China to warrant such extremely low multiple(s)

>>56063679
yeah muh chinese housing crisis

>>56063705
>456M income
>14.26 billion sales
>1.45 billion market cap
Huh. even if China shit hits the fan crisis explodes... is JKS really worth only $1.45 billion?
someone tell me why JKS is a value trap

>>56063709
lmao I just read an article about JKS
first comment is
"Japanese stock is really cheap no one want deal with it. Utile Warren Beffet buy share"
so true

>>56063662
Cuz crackers be stealing. You should know that.

>Futures

>>56063720
I'm genuinely convinced that anyone who believes warren buffet is a genius should be euthanized.

>>56063709
Too much debt is due.

>>56063751
L-Lewd...

>>56063751
why do i find modern pornography repulsive?

>>56059110
Her pussy hair probably connects with hair on her belly and hair on her back.

>>56063792
there are lots of reason that could be happening really
>thats a man
>psychologically trained on grainy amateur vids with real fucking, now if you go to porn websites it is all staged "verified" content being promoted because of human trafficking concerns or whatever
>everybody is fatter now

>>56060255
They just weren't filmed. You can't escape us.

local utility provider has begun running ads on tv with a AI twist to them. cringe as fuck with robot voices n shit. dont even remember what that shit was about but its a short signal for me

>enter earnings call
>"our AI transformation"

>>56063900
what's the twist?

>>56063913
for me, it's the bloomberg podcast with the typical ai hypeword followed by someone talking about 3d printing replacement coral reefs.

i ate a dozen cookies today in one sitting i dont think i will financially recover

>>56063924
if you become a customer you lose all your possessions and you become happy.

>>56063955
>electricity/water/waste?

>>56059046
based, they really gayed it up with the "fixed" (neutered) version they circulate everywhere; can't find the original versio with the original lyrics anymore

>>56063984
Wait did I post the neutered version or the original?

>>56063792
Whenever i succumb to the urge to watch, everyone has disgusting tattoos and I end up just turning it off.

>>56063551
no profit no buy

>>56063992
>>56064199
>More than 40 minutes between posts
/smg/ is truly dead.

New
>>56064250
>>56064250
>>56064250

ALLY is such a schizo stock pumping and dump 2-3% daily on no news from optionlads.

>>56063792
>>56063868
I find myself hating it too. It's great that there's now a practically infinite number of fresh 18 year olds fucking on camera but unfortunately they almost always do some retarded stepsister/mommy/crosseyed/daddy thing. Also, I'm used to seeing hot girls be absolutely shit at sex, but that used to be made up for by dudes who could actually fuck. Now the guys are just as braindead and it's a 20 minute video of light doggy.

>>56062848
Thanks for the effort post, makes sense

>>56059119
Unfathomly based.