/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56056734
uhh anon that's called PARTICIPATING IN WORKPLACE CULTURE. btw im gonna need you to stay 2 hours late. chad, brad, and thad are behind schedule and could really use your help. also they're leaving 2 hours early so you're kind of on your own. you'll figure it out, you're smart!

>>56056763
kek. the losers of the company have to do all the work while chad and brad fuck stacy and britney from HR LMAO

Ive been saying that but they wont listen. This is why you go to the bathroom and browse biz for 2 hours.

>>56056734
Rules are Rules da.
Keep it up goy

>>56056800
I always go for a 30 min walk. For some weird reason no one seems to think it's a problem but god forbid leaving early.

>>56056734
The two hours of gossip are a way to be in the office “working” but getting paid to do something more entertaining

>>56056734
You can if your manager is cool

because that would expose the charade

>>56056734
I've noticed the same thing throughout the years, you just dont have the right job. I basically set my own schedule based around real work I have to accomplish, the more highly skilled you are the more you can get away with. This is because you will be a busy guy, an important guy who has many places to be so you dont have time to sit around doing jack shit.
t. gov contractor

>have desk that's behind a wall at the end of the office
>no one can look at my monitor
>spend 7 hours a day playing cookie clicker and shitposting on /biz/ and /fit/
the modern economy is truly a clown show

>>56056734
hours >>56057295
why not just wfh at this point

>>56056734
Because normies will try to get your fired if you don't talk to them.

>>56056781
I wish I could work more hours.
Once the work is done, we're done.

>>56057334
This I’m on a rugby team and everyone is starting to hate my guts because I don’t talk to anyone at practice. Fuck normals man

>>56057344
I'm just saving money till the next bull run and leaving for Brazil.
Fuck living here.
My job is manual labor so it's cool but I dred being around NPCs.

>>56057322
mr shekelburg doesn't like it
besides, me playing cookie clicker from home vs. from the office doesn't make the economy as a whole any less of a clown show

>>56057241
Same. Just get up and leave.

>>56057363
apply somewhere else why would you spend all day with roasties and normies

>>56057295
most firms monitor internet access
plus your manager knows you are doing nothing
but he's paid based on direct reports
the more loafers the better

>>56057531
>most firms monitor internet access
only good thing about living in Europistan is that that is a heckin GDPRino violation, so no, they don't

>>56057222
Yeah, pretty much.
As much as employers bitch and moan about how labor is the most expensive part of running a business, many of them get some smug satisfaction knowing that they basically have autonomy over you for the majority of your waking hours.

When you leave early, they get butthurt. But they already have the majority of your time each year, every year.

>>56057295
I dont think is a good long term strategy thoughever

>>56058059
Maybe, but this is the third job I hold and it's been the same in every single one of them.
At this point I am convinced that there is no actual work to be done anywhere.

>>56058076
care to elaborate on what tribe you are in, anon?

>>56058179
tribe? like job? or country?
I am a codenigger from germany

>>56056734
Kek just use those 2 hours to sit in the toilet and do whatever the fuck you want, idk I usually just go and smoke, they seems to like that, or I just check my kava bags while shitting

>>56056734
protip: most jobs are about 75% about how much people like you and 25% about what you actually accomplish.

results based compensation would be an absolute nightmare for things like DEI so it will never be allowed. Might as well follow the rules of the system you're forced to play the game in to your own benefit.

>>56056734
The tickets come in randomly throughout the day. Leaving early would leave a gap in coverage.

>>56058289
Who the hell takes a 2 hours shit daily?

>>56058398
>Who the hell takes a 2 hours shit daily?
the average 400lb obese american?

>>56056734
This but 8/10 sigarette breaks of 10 min each.

>>56058425
Ah, how could he ignore that kek

>>56058289
OP should seethe in pain lmao

>>56058305
I will never submit and I will never give up

>>56058289
Imagine acting cocky when you're forced to lurk in the toilet like some fucking troll.

I'm not dissing you because you're a smelly wagie peasant btw, I am dissing you for your cognitive dissonance.

Wagies need to rise up and stop accepting bullshit.

>>56058289
He's most likely a welfare nigger and somehow still managed to find a nice job, ignore him

>>56056734
You just pack up your stuff and walk out without acknowledging that you’re not coming back until morning. It’s that easy.

>>56058819
Responding to myself. It’s Friday. I left at 1pm. Hitting the gym, getting groceries. Just told the only person that matters, if they need me, call me. If you answer their occasional call, maybe happens once a week, and actually churn out the small amount of work they ask for, nobody gives a shit. It’s called being reliable. It’s more important than being in an office doing nothing for 2, 4, 7, whatever amount of hours.

>>56058486
Also what this guy is saying is a healthier mindset. Sitting in a toilet on your phone is dumb people behavior. Just do it at your desk. If you legitimately get harassed for it by a superior, silently quit while lining up the next job.

>>56056734
>>56057334
>says normies
Go back.

I literally haven't been to work in over a month. I just shut my corner office door and forward the phones. We are supposed to be 3 days on 2 days home.

No one cares.

>>56057622
doesn't apply here lmao cope

>>56056800
I tried this and they instantly noticed and started asking if I have chron's disease.
Now my boss follows me to the bathroom every single time and I'm too nervous to even take a piss so I hold it until lunch.

>>56060440
Just sit on the loo and groan or fart without saying anything until he/she leaves