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Will SPY blend? Edition
>>56048535VIX will never see a 15 handle again
You forgot the links
>>56048543We got patties instead
>RAMESH edition
>up>downI don't care, I just need Dow to outperform Nasdaq
>>56048535Heh, don't say us TLT chads didn't warn you...
Another low effort bake.
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How many of you legitimately believe the China fud? I need to know who to filter
>>56048557back in my day, we didn't rush baking the bread and let it cool on the counter before breaking it
Niggardly Bake
what are the latest meme stocks brosheres a funny doggo pic in return
>>56048573If you cut it too early, all the moisture escapes as steam! Also remember to let meat rest before cutting as well.
>>56048542I see the futures manipulation in the dry sandbox market and know I'm still right. Hunt the stop loss jews, your pyramid scheme market is going to break one or the other way, and I' m just going to reopen position at a better price
bears dont get to cum
>>56048581Sasa polyester
I can't believe I was to post that webm so early in a thread
>>56048589>Pyramid scheme retardI just BTFO in the previous thread
>>56048593The worst part is most o the zoomers who post here don't even know what TV show this is from
>>56048607>tv show>tvIt's a movie
Imagine going through last year thinking the global economy would break ANY DAY NOW, ending up utterly wrong, and then still believing the retarded fud getting tossed around by known manipulators. Lmao. Sometimes I feel like I'm actually the only bull left in these threads after everyone else got tired of so much obnoxious doomposting.
>>56048611I was trying to lead the zoomers astray, we like to have a little fun around here...especially on days where my stocks are down over a percent
>>56048605You are really not different from the shitcoin baggies. It all comes down to bid, ask and liquidity as demand and production, everything else is just another layer to the pyramid scheme
>shit talk spotify (SPOT) in the last thread>won't load nowSHORT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE PLATFORM!!!!>>56048567China is old news, bro. We're making India into the worlds factory.Deal with you psychotic bug person.
>>56048551>tfw all in on TMF
is it even worth it watching bloomberg?
>>56048626Riddle me this. If corporate profits are 3 times larger than in 2008 and margins are 11% instead of 8%, why shouldn't stock prices go up?
>>56048550Never going to happen. You’re basically saying boomers will lift the economy.
>>56048551There are men who have banged these women.why even live?
>>56048634CNBC is better, desu senpai>>56048642>tfw edgingbest way to spend time
>>56048627I beat you to the short. Opened it LAST THREAD
>>56048636Stocks are going up. look at SPY from 2008 till now.
>>56048654>>56048634>Watching advertising outlet that lost the majority of their audience over 10 yearsLol
>META takes a massive shit for literally no apparent reasonLmao
Woo Disney is finally under $80 a share.
Saw a retarded college student today. She literally had the retard face, like a downie, but was a college student.
>>56048659But pyramid scheme retard says stocks are going up only because line goes up, not because sales and profits increased
>>56048662It was done rebalancing itself in the index, and now it can dump with the rest of the QQQ
>>56048535Your chart seems to imply this.
>>56048656>anon opens short>SPOT stops loadingSo it was you that did this?!>>56048661>I can only watch one thing at a timeLol getta load of this single stream loser. Ive got like 4 things on at once, old man.
>>56048669Is it time to short education? Imagine if they let that retard run your 401k
>>56048636Hey. Keep trying it with (((narratives))), like every pyramid scheme conartist>muah 2008Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%
took a nap. what i missed in the last two threads??
>>56048551>TLT chads
>>5604866450 eoy, calling it.
>>56048675well he is retarded. why would you entertain the thoughts of a moron?
>>56048581The latest meme is the S&P500.
>>56048686>Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%Riddle me this. Why have industrial companies grow if all profits are tech related?
THE DOW MAN MARCHES ON
>>56048711
>>56048694Because those mongoloids are getting annoying and thought everyone with two braincells and an undergrad level of understanding of macro knew how this pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would end, they still don't give up trying to rope idiots into their pyramid schemes with failing mass media behaviorism
>>56048720>pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would endLmao get a load of this retard
I didn’t sell my calls I bought at the local bottom after that rip. I’m playing with fire
>>56048711>Repackaged html, database and script language into star ups that never made sales profits in 30 years>Keep leeching funds from drooling boomer investor at low interest rates with pitches about da future>Loooooook we made profits this quarter btw, we need more fundingLol
>>56048684Glad to help.BROS LOOK AT META>mfw
>>56048640>implying tech will never underperformlmao
Folks, this is Bidenomics
Bastard bitch janny gave me a 3 day bros :_;
Mumu...Muuuuuumuuuuuuu.....Awfully quiet today mumu..Awfully awfully quiet..
>>56048720US manufactuing 5x is a boomer tech low debt zoombie corp trap because?
>>56048744Then who was post?
>it’s that weird day when the boomer DOW props up the market while QQQ takes a shitWhat DOW companies are saving our asses right now? Is the army of Fed speakers on stage today prophesying doom and gloom as usual?
4 more days
>>56048753Mobile data was post. I don't like using this to shitpost
>>56048752Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractors
>>56048758But that's... September 11th!
>>56048754unironically a sign of rotation, risk offcan't go cash (due to their charters) have to go more defensives look at the sectors>Utilities +2%lmao.real fear, flight to recession sectors today>utilities, healthcare, consumer staples
WE END GREEN, CALLING IT NOW, THIS IS 100% FINANCIAL ADVICE BUY ON MARGIN RIGHT NOW
>>56048551I want that BOOBA in my face
This is what I posted to get me 3 day banned from /pol/Why do whites act like they're virtuous for letting women go around wearing skimpy clothing and *not* pouncing on them when doing so is in the default nature of true men?You people are so neutered and cucked it's unreal. You have normalized whore behavior and you don't even question it.Your women have got you so mindbroken that it's unsurprising they have replaced western men with masculine eastern men.
>>56048737then you have the DOW 30 which is up on the day and are all bluechip companies.
>>56048758Wait I thought we had at least 2 more weeks, please sir
>>56048777>Real fearLol what the fuck are you even basing this shit on? Fear of what? China spreading even more ridiculous self-congratulating anti-US fud?
>>56048791>it's China fud that is driving the market lower! that's it, China fud!Lol. You're dumb.If you see XLU +2% and XLK -1.7%, you know it's recession fear there also very bad inflation reigniting fears (which is why XLE is pushing ATH)
>>56048787Substract the monetary base inflation, substract the funding from investor from the sheets, substract different subsidies and tax privileges and just look at expenses and costs, you see the entire American tech industry is a giant house of cards relying on perpetual fresh funding and cheap loans to not crash like the zombie pyramid scheme it is
>>56048767>Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractorshttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TOTDTEUSQ163NYou should be bullish that debt to equity ratio is decreasing and its lowest since the QE era started
>>56048813>MUH RECESSIONHahahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck
Today's market is flatter than Hu Tao
>>56048786>t.pedo
My limit orders keep getting edged. I have to keep increasing it by 5 cents but it's not getting filled
>>56048826Demand is breaking away faggots and no, I won't buy your bags, neither is anybody else with an undergrad understanding of macro and a two weeks accountancy seminar. You havev to dig for fresh funding among retail and retail is broke from the pump and dump faggotery on the pyramid scheme market
>>56048821DOW is like 18% tech and its tech holdings are:>MSFT>APPL>IBM>INTC>CSCO
>>56048835some say thats a good sign that you have to chase a bit to get it.
>>56048855>CSCOOh no dont' summon the routerfag.
>>56048829Yes. That's literally what the sectors are telling you today. Recession rotation. XLU, XLV, XLP (utilities, healthcare, consumer staples)XLE pushing ATH (energy = oil pushing $90 = inflation return)Stagflation economy rotationGoogle it yourself, as you clearly don't understand or know what I'm talking about - 99% chance you've never even heard of XLU>Google: what sectors do best in a recessionThen look at this picture again: >>56048777What do you see now
>>56048857Should I just use Market order instead?
>>56048855>>56048821>>56048777https://www.slickcharts.com/dowjonesJoin the boomers, buy the DOW
>>56048855Do a two week crash course seminar into accountancy and look again at those sheets of those zombie companies. Then panic because you realize how bad things really are
>>56048870
SWE stands for what? I know it's Single White but what's the E?
>>56048830>Hu Taougly boy
>>56048831Why pedo??? That girl is an adult >>56048866Heard it before
>>56048848Riddle me this, if profits are up, revenue is up and debt is going down, why should stocks that have grown their business should have its 2008 valuation according to this schizo. Do you know what a balance sheet is?
>>56048879why would i listen to someone who looks like stephen colbert and rachel maddow combined?
>>56048831>She was under 17 years and 364 days!!!! Fucking pedo!!!Kek fuck off simp
>>56048870I put my orders at major dollar and cent levels and they tend to fill. Sometimes the buys are a little above lows. Sometimes the sells are a little below highs, but they all fill.
>>56048893Yes, and I know how to read it and put it into macro economic context instead of screeching marketing lines about line go up
>>56048870no those are risky. you might get shit fill. do you pay for live data?
>>56048874You watched some youtube videos and think the entire economy is a bunch of zombie companies. >While typing on a computer which you bought >on internet you pay monthly forMSFT, APPL, CSCO, IBM, and INTC are not zombie companies
>>56048905No
>>56048911Are you projecting or just monkey typing off a script? I don't watch your advertising on jewtube. Go eat a dick marketeer baggie
>dont follow a blind mans advicethis sounds like smg.. >>56048896cos its not a beauty pageant.
And the jews currently manipulating the low volume 0 liquidity october Spx future contract, very funny, desperately funny
40 minutes ago you were gloating about a leveraged short you were going to "make it" with.I'd like to circle back to that.
>>56048879Unironic garbage advice lmao
>>56048938All you have to do is go all in on SQQQ and SPSX for this month and get out before october. It's that easy
>>56048938>circle backi hate that corporate gobbledygook so muchwomen in the workforce were a mistake
>>56048949>Etf fee scamsScamstreet is really really fucking desperate lately. I don't want to know how expensive all that Reuters advertising was
>>56048951Let’s just put a pin in that anon until we line up the action items on the agenda first and bring this thing home, huh anon?
>>56048913so you might be looking at delayed prices. slowly increase your price to get filled. like 2 to 3 cents. buying at the right time is important too
>>56048938I shidded, how does that make you feel?
>>56048900Was she actually tho??
>>56048949the worst period for September is the week after OPEX, after all the deltas have been cleared - all the delta hedging (and the pins, sticky gamma) will be goneSeptember 19-26 is the worst week, in the worst montheveryone needs to keep in mind that we are being pinned at 4500 SPX due to this September expiration, next Fridayeverything has been fake and gay due to this expiration
WTF WAS THAT
Four, three, two, oneEarth below us drifting, fallingFloating weightless, calling, calling home
>>56048975Doubt they have enough Viagra over to keep the dick up. Opex clearing will drive that baby into panic mode
good morning sirswhats gonna be a good entry on vix futures in the coming days?
Holy shit.
>oil still staying high with more cuts >USD keeps rising>china having demographic issues>war popping off in ukraine/africa >rates will keep rising and stay high longerWe are about to enter a chaotic period arent we? There is no way some countries survive the next year or two right? Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer.
>>56048567>trusting chinks>everHahaha
>>56048998That's a woman
>>56048975So you're saying I have time for my transfers to clear.
>>56048938Kek.
>>56049011if that's a boy then put me in the parade
>>56049003Oil is flat and has been for nearly 3 years despite continues production cutsWhat you see on the charts are whales stranded on a beach about to die and blow up
>>56049003>Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer.you clearly don't understand latin america. argentina is used to that shit. meanwhile, venezuela is even worse and they are still alive
LETS FUCKING GO
>hold cash at 5% APR>hold anything that isn't big tranny tech: -5% a day likely>hold big tech: no movementsgreat market
>>56049029second from left (clockwise) is Rocker
>>56049002Those of us who knew, tried to tell you. Generational bottom is now, because we only go up.>>56049011>me trying to sneak a pic under the stall door/wallsShe's cute
>>56048975>>56048986expect us to revert back to 4500 due to OPEX - all according to planpin between 4400 and 4500 SPXhowever, next Wednesday we get CPI, Thursday PPIit will be difficult for them to pin it at 4500 with the CPI report on Wednesday - more likely (in my opinion) to push the lower bound of 4400 by the time Friday actually comes aroundUNLESS, and after this whole last year of totally false criminal lying in economic reports, they are able to say "Oh CPI was only 0.2-0.3% MoM, not 0.79% MoM!" If the CPI report comes out saying 0.2-0.3% MoM, we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008 with the banks marking up CDOs as the bonds failed Again I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic reportWe might touch 4500 before Wednesday, mumu will be blaring all horns and declaring victoryIt's expected mumu.. there is so much riding on this OPEX>pic relatedunironically, selling $440 SPY puts (and cashing out before Wednesday) is probably free moneyit's just whether or not the charade continues through the CPI, through the PPI - a lot more risk - do you believe the cooks have your back?
>>56049040I've been buying like a madman, though, Leo!
>>56048535OPRA won’t stop going down
>>56049029Imagine the kvetching in that room if someone mentioned rent controls
>>56049044kekit really never gonna go down ever again
>>56049029>>56049066Is it a good idea to buy a triplex?
>>56049044>we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008It's Burry posting on 4chan.
>>56049044Look at ppis worldwide, they can't keep that charade up, last weeks fake pump was expensively bought with an all out advertising campaign to try to rope in the last retail and boomer funds liquidity. I say it dies tomorrow. And ppi as opex clearing is going to be the end and the whales blow up and everyone is going to be covers in whale cadaver
>>56049074it isn't wrong, everything is propped up by ESG magic which holds no real weight, everything is massively inflated
>>56049058Why wouldn't it? Once the pumping stops the next step is to dump. OPRA was a special divvy hype pump, which is now over.
my NVAX calls are doin a lil' sumthin>me on the right
>>56048586Anyone remember that anon here who was bragging about buying those boots lol what a fag
INTC 38 (52-week high). celebrate, party, take profits, but don't seethe. you WERE sufficiently warned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg21Rkew874
>>56049088Did you miss Larry closing his esg scam funding? Said, not enough interest. It's over, they finally seem to have realized they can't win, and if they keep trying they are literally going to hang
>>56049093nevermind it was just marketmaker bid/ask fuckery
>>56049101>But the world's largest asset manager hasn't changed its stance on ESG issues, Fink told the Aspen Ideas Festival on Sunday.he said he's not using the term due to the fact that everyone knows the scam going on, but they're still active in it
>>56049097lol yeh what a fagwho would waste money on such useless stuff?
>>56049101I won't believe that until they start laying off all the Shandinquas & Rayqwandas
>>56049044why is continuing to become more fraudulent not an option? we are going to spy 550 EOY
Ok, I bought ccl at 15.5, should I buy more at 15? Very tempting
>>56049119People are pissed beyond funny pissed and no amount of mass media behaviorism can unpiss them. I saw a bunch of millennials and young genx parading a gallow through the streets of vienna last week with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it. Shit is serious and they need to retreat if they don't want to violently die
>>56049119This.>>56049101Stupid moron. Hes literally just changing the name. You one of those idiots that actually falls for a name rebranding scam?
>>56049138Austrians are just a bunch of mountain fags speaking in some sausage dialect.
>>56049143Then he is going to die
>>56049122Breh
>>56049146It always starts in Austria, Creditanstalt, European fascism, hanging politicians, bankers and bureaucrats
>>56049138lmao remember that time Credit Suisse failed? Good times.
>>56049151what?
>>56049150No he wont. He fooled people like you into thinking you won. So he fooled even more out there.
>>56049158>blah blah blah muh political understanding.not even the most relevant mountain country in that area.
>>56049161Damn that C3PO cousin has more ass.
>>56049160He better keeps on fighting that inflation with data driven approach, or he is going to hang next to Larry, Mortimer and Kathie
>>56049160good times indeed. goes to show that the 2008 crisis was handled the wrong way
when does the spx finally make it out of oversold are on the 4h?? has been stuck at 30 for ever now
>>56049126it is an option - why I said >Again, I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic reporthowever, this one is going to be difficult to cook. there is way too much that has all come in alignment at the same time - services prices paid moving higher, energy moving sharply higher (and they were able to cook energy away off the last report - can only kick that can so long), PPI moving higher, a lot of inflationary pressures all reared their head at the same time over August, why Fednowcast is showing 0.79% MoM (a very high reading)previous months it was nowhere as high as 0.79% MoM, and it's easier to make 0.4% look like 0.2% than it is to make 0.8% look like 0.2%they have a real challenge on their hands, to deliver the soufflé fully intact while there is a marching band playing in the kitchenit's not impossible - but it will be more difficult to cook this time
>>56049138>with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it
>>56049167You don't get the role of Austria in the play. Sleepy mountain farmer country, yes, but once the laid back farmers go full on lynching the rest follows
>>56049122Enjoy your figurine ya bundle of sticks
>>56049138people are still too caught up in culture wars created by the theatre of politics to really understand what's going on, they still think there's a difference between left and right, oblivious to the ones pulling their strings above
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
>>56049207Blablabla get the fuck out of your Versailles and inti the streets of Paris Louis
>>56049206I mean, I will... that's... why I spent $500 on it
>>56049167diese aussage zurückziehenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZqSZqJz4Y
>>56049201there is nothing going to happen in europe. the entire continent gives new meaning to the expression of the "old world". shit is more serious in France as of now and its because Macron increased the retirement age and their whole debacle in africa.
Austrians have more fun.>>56048664With their current forecast, it shouldn't even be above $20.
>>56049234Oh yes, outside the ivory towers of the like of Sorbonne and co people want blood, and they know whose blood they want
>>56049244do you want to know the real reason why those kids are rioting? its because every good one has probably left that overpriced shithole of a town, leaving on the single iq digited ones to fuck things up.
I just got scolded for not being in office 50% of the time, despite being a picturesque wagie otherwise. I think I’m probably done with this bullshit, time to rest and vest for 40 years
>>56049219Now I'm curious how you are going to enjoy it? Will it sit collecting dust on shelve, or are you a glass case fag with hundreds of others of these things? I'd enjoy if you flew it around in one hand while making sound effects
>>56049255You are misjudging the whore of lutetia, and you are underestimating the so called common people to see through the media charade and attempts to sell them for stupid. Never underestimate the common people. Every ivory tower faggot be it a college boy or a silver spoon in ass finance jew should at least for 3 years work among the common folks than they might understand, but now it's too late for them, same as it was too late for Louis when the Bastille was taken
I bought 18.5 puts on SQQQIs it over?
>>56049044You seem to have pretty much the same opinion on CPI as I do: >>56030610
>>56049274>Never underestimate the common peopleKek ok tankie. No one seriously thinks revolution is happening anywhere in europe or america. The common folks will eat the slop and they will enjoy it and the market will set aths.
>>56049206>>56049262>HASUnironically good company desu
>>56049292I'm no tankie, I'm as extreme radical right wing as they come, only that in my understanding and the understanding of the common people, the people are the sovereign, and the larpers that called themselves elites for too long are just serves that are about to be served to the gallows
>>56049293>capeshitsloppait goes on until it doesn't...
>>56049304>I'm as extreme radical right wing as they comeTell me your opinion on voting and religion then. ill decide if you are an actual right winger or a pol larper. >gallowsKek calm down dude. You arent going to kill anyone. No one is. Americans are too fat and diabetic for such things.
>>56049161She looks like she fucks humans
no one cares about australia, you fucking faggots
>>56049262i set up dioramas in my collection room and switch them around as a i get new figures/get boredit was a great way to learn 3d printing too, as i got impatient with HAS to release certain things so I would just make them myself
>>56049339is australia still a thing?
>>56049339WTF I thought we were talking about Austria???
>go for a shower>return to revolutionary larping and men playing with toys
>>56049215Kek
>>56049291I do, and don'tI accept that they have been cooking the books, and there is nothing to stop them cooking the books probably until 2024however, I also think that this time in particular is going to be very difficult to cook, but not impossible >>56049184to where even if they show 0.4%-0.5%, it may cause a sell off
>>56049339that was exactly my point
>>56049370im trying to convince anons to not trade on pol doomer posts. That they may sound right but arent likely in application. too many bears here trying to short stuff and USD keeps going higher and stocks getting new aths.
>>56049335
Hmm
>>56048611Is it Fight Club or American Beauty?
brehs. my addicted friend from childhood started working and is talking about investing.this is a bubble gotta be......
>>56049370We have a little fun round these parts, partner.
>>56049318Voting is the mode by which the sovereign in a democracy decides who among his own is going to represent his interests, the party system completely perverted this mode and we are currently in a hanged man situation where the representatives of the sovereign consider their small cabal of collectivists the masters over the sovereignOn religion, it's a story, a story with norms and moral attached that is in an optimal society able to create a common reality and trust among the inhabitants of a territory.>Keeps spitting on the common peopleI'm a former ivory tower silver spoon in ass born faggot that did the opposite of what the rest of my peer group of eu neo-aristocrats did, go among the people, not leading them, living with them
opened a position in vale, reflation is gonna rip mumu and bond bulls a new one
i was never your friend. i tried to tell but you were always so self-centered.
>>56049261I had my office lead tell me I need to be in the office on time. I usually come in about 10 minutes after my start time because who gives a shit, I do most of the work in the office and stay late.Now I come in exactly 1 minute after my start time. Anal niggas are gay
All right, let's get this thread back on track. How do I long big financial titties? Also I sold some covered calls on GEVO today.
Let's be realistic. Aapl will recover tomorrow right? It's a buy isnt it
>>56049074Burry looks like THAT?
>>56049261This is why I made sure to get a job in another town when the work from home bullshit was happening. It's a 2 hour drive in and out so management knows I'm only showing up for events like barbecues or the big training day we did when they wanted to move us on to new software.
>>56049435you 'mirin?
>>56049435burry doesn't look at anything
>>56049427Buy the dip
Meta just gigadumped on baggies trying to rally. kek
Is Starfield a buy???>>56049427When do they release the new iphone price?
>>56049304No revolution or rebellion will occur until there's a legit leader to rally around, and I'm not seeing shit still.
>>56049406bullish. New cocaine fueled wall street bullrun incoming
>>56049403Take the money
>>56049449How much do you like nigger aliens?
>>56049449show bob pls
>>56049435>looks like an average pure race white ethnically mutt in burgerland born in the 70s
>>56049074>filenameYou like making me giggle
Can an anon help me decipher what my id might mean if it were an options contract? Wall(?)0(d)te9(?)
>>56049426AI was a mistake
DIA or SPY
>>56049508Imagine the smell of her ass
>>56049449Starfield is shit senpai. I played it for a good twelve hours for free on gamepass, there is literally nothing to do in the game and it runs like shit for no reason. I bought a put on microsoft just for the indignation of having that pile of shit foisted upon me as if it were steak and bacon.
I hate the symbiotic relationship blue boards have with the coomer 4koma boards. bros the temptation is too much can we tone the BOOBA, NIPPLEA, and BRAP down a bit? Just a lil?
when this year is over im gonna be single for a full 4 years and i just care less and less about bothering with women as time goes on.
>He won't be buying Austrian 100 year bonds when yields spike and bank failures reach +500 per month.
>>56049524>DIA or SPYSPY>>56049525>Imagine the smell of her assI'm really trying so hard to do exactly that. Based off previous smells, I'd say it smells slightly tangy.>>56049528Dang. I guess its apt of the current gaming climate. It's all dog shit...
>>56049535what about VAGINE?
>>56048551>>56048697>>56048830>>56048998>>56049161>>56049426>>56049446>>56049449>>56049508pls frens... i can't take much more cooler bait
>>56049528>for free on gamepass
>>56049539Based. If I hadn't knocked a lady up I'd just be matching with random chicks on dating apps so I could punchfuck their cooters till they couldn't walk no more, other than that just being single is kino.
stop posting coombait, faggots. I just coomed and don't want to do it again
>>56049564>>56049572Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not others
>>56049575You don't understand anon, starfield was bad enough I paused the auto-renew on my gamepass subscription. We're talking new levels of bad and disappointment never plumbed before in human history and the crushing realization that all IP bethesda is responsible for will never have a good and proper release again.
>>56049592I'm guessing anon obliged my request and volunteered to>delet disall on their own
>>56049577Everyone wants a gf until they get a gf
>market dumps>people desperately slurping hoping for that fed pivot>market dumps>desperate slurp>market dumps>desperate slurp
>>56049572One of those is a man, actually
>>56049600Well that's a shame.t. sperg who only plays MSFS, not on Gamepass
>>560495924chan has autobots like reddit now which are unthinking machines that merely respond to commands.
>>56049617naah
>>56049449It's pretty sterile. >>56049539Be sure to buy SBUX and whatever wine stocks to profit off this.
>>56049626But muh AI!
>>56049449Things that would kill yurofaggots: having to actually invent and make anything yourselves rather than being 100% dependent on American ingenuity, drive, and accomplishment that your then try to nerf with regulations so that it fits within your parameters of faggotry.I just bought a bunch of STOOKS like LMT, HON, GD, HON, NOC, GE, RTX, SAIC, NSC, CSX, UNP, XOM, BA, WMT, MSFT, etc. to get me through the boredom of awaiting lower BOIL (which I still have some of) in the seasonal transition. Yuros should only be allowed to trade STOOKS befitting they/them, like NIG and GERS.
>>56049617>mfw the first scanlator for the manga edited in nipplea while she was in the bath
>>56049370seems we're somewhere in the transition period betweengood times create weak menandweak men create hard timesThe disenfranchised young men are mostly waiting until it's time to start burning stuff
>>56049638Yo throw some TXT and HII on there if you're going full John Bolton.
>>56049617>at least one
>>56049636That one npc, the sarah chick, is one of the few character you can romance in the game and talking to her felt like I was talking to a version of my mom that would be down with banging me. They couldn't even do coombait writing well. I spent most of my time playing the game just running through missions as fast as possible to get some combat going and have some fun. It's not a finished product would be the nicest thing I could say about it. >>56049624Just stick with MSFS I'm about ready to stop giving a fuck about vidya for a solid half a decade other than sim titles and racing games. Whole industry is a shitshow. Short literally all of it.
>>56049637>becoming a bitcoin billionaire circa 2010
>>56049648fuckin' DONE, thanks fren.
Im buying more puts on VFS lel
>>56049592>Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not othersjanny didn't like my booba posting, I guess.>>56049617>One of those is a man, actuallyHa, yeah. Which one, though?>>56049636>Be sure to buy SBUXI'm bullish on them due to their oatmeal bars being delicious.>>56049638>WMT>shartinmartpass on all that.
>>56049394>arent>pol>im>too
>>56049681Ijiranaideeeeeee!!! YAMEROOOOOO
>>56049684It was this, anons post. H3 deleted it though probably bc he didn't realize it was a man kek
sold some naked calls to force the market higher.
NNDM bros, we fucking won! Now let's sail superjews boat of 3d awesomeness into the bright future.
>>56049613My slurping isn't desperate it's just a habit at this point, one day I'm going to own every share of SPXL and then I'm going to get to name my own price when I sell.
Also just boughted my first URANIUM (ticker URNM) thanks to the Anon who BLESSES us by promoting it here regularly.
>>56049778Animatrix is based.>>56049813>my first URANIUMTake a look at CCJ and UUUU. Both good picks.
SOUR HOUR NOW financially speaking>>56049535ok chill, have some PITTA
>>56049710idk what the jannys problem is kek
>>56049841>noboobs man body, no armpit hairlmao u gay?>>56049847>idk what the jannys problem is kekShorted SPY instead of SPOT, perhaps?
>>56049832Yep, I have looked at those and the others when you've brought it to my attention. I figured just picking one, the Sprott contains those and a bunch of others.
I will keep buying AAPL
People are selling the dow to buy nvidia on a 'dip' and it's so fucking stupid it makes me want to vomit.
>AMZNffs, why is it pumping?>>56049865>lmao u gay?Yes, I'm gay for Sonia, I want to have hairless armpit vaginal gay sex with her, financially speaking
What did ES mean by this backtest of the broken trend line?
>>56049673I 100% agree with you. I don't even play vidya games anymore as much as I used to because I don't have the time for it, and they are all shit. I don't get excited for AAA games anymore because they are all dogshit soulless cash grabs. I don't even expect GTA 6 to be good, but it will still sell a shit ton.
>>56049922The algorithms are moving money around because fuck you. Doesn't really matter.Market will go down another 3-5% tomorrow, then on monday it will pump. On ppi/cpi it will probably crab around 'the bottom' and then up for the rest of the month. Dump denied.
>>56049937It's because I bought 1dte UVXY calls OTM
>>56049922that torso doesnt look very vaginal to me
>tfw over 50% of my longs are going red all day..
>>56049940>but it will still sell a shit tonThis is one of the reasons I was looking at TTWO shares/calls. Goymers are going to slurp that piece of shit up, regardless of the price being $150USD
TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAABUY BUY BUY
>>56049952I hope you're right
DXY 105 is the level to watch
>>56049978good eye anon
>>56049922Investors buying emergency pumps before the FTC sues Amazon for hundreds of billions in anti trust lawsuits.
>INTC up 3% while every other semi is dumpingWhat happened?
>>56049986I am rightThe FED doesn't want a dumpBurry is always wrongRetards like >>56049969 are losing their mindsTomorrow red, then wick up from the bottom, then next week we crab and the CPI will be 'good' and the market will have a fat green candle and every idiot will post mumus again.
>>56049975It's actually fascinating to me how many instances we have had in recent years of AAA gaming being complete utter dogshit, and people will still pre-order. NPC mentality is 100% a thing, and it shocks me. I remember seeing a thread on plebbit where some of these fuckers took off of work to play Starfield. Literal manchild behavior.
>>56049952Call some trades to cover it then and we will see your predictive power.
>>56049978>TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA>BUY BUY BUYTHERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT>buys TLT and TMF>>56050018I agree, it's gotten bad. Pre-ordering basically outs you as a fucking retard, at this point.
what´s the market effect of an orange baboon who's running for president of the US speaking and how do i profit from it?
>>56048535>day 435 of the sun beating directly on my windows and face everywhere i go with little to no rain
>>56049975>regardless of the price being $150USDHoly fuck nuke the gaming industry already
>>56049975Just long microsoft if you want a long position on the cattle market, they've perfected the cheap slop to recurring profits pipeline. Nobody else does it better. The side effect is the whole industry is fake and gay with AIDS now and there are no more good vidyagaems but you will almost certainly turn a profit. >>56050018I've finally figured out why gaming is so recession proof and has such constant demand and it's beyond escapism and well into being something people use to manage mental illness just like antidepressants or working out. There will never not be a market for videogames no matter how shitty they get on the whole.
>>56050037>THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT
>>56050049>what´s the market effect of an orange baboonI would vote for an unironic baboon president.I think it would be funny.Maybe a oragantang instead
>>56050010Something something chips act
Baking...
>>56050030Nvidia to 1000
He who buys HE will get the bag.
>>56050098*will be left holding the bag
>>56050084>Baking...It better contain links >:(>>56050098>He who buys HE will get the bag.But will I be left holding the bag???
>>56048605Now post that same graph but adjusted for inflation
>>56048593This has been unironically true since i started posting here over a year ago
>>56050103It will be a very hefty bag, filled to the brim.
>he didn't buy the AAPL dip>he doesn't know about the new aiPhone
Alright enough shitting on oil and gas explorers. Oil is hovering close enough to 90 brent and if I find you bears I am going to poop on your desk. reeeeeeee
>>56049647They are loaded, and prepared. The gallows are built
baking
Baking
Did any anon pick up on it last thread that there's going to be dark skies above the NYSE for the next 7 days starting tonight?
BAKE IT ALREADY
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