/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Taylor.

>>56044152
Never got why that ugly mutt was pushed so much. The music sucks, she is ugly and her dance moves are clumsy.

please universe I want to make it. Yes everyone else will suffer in the process of me making it but that should be all the more reason for you to do this for me.

>>56044188
>4188
good enough

>>56044121
>t. shareholder
verification not required

>>56044121
>made up for the last month worth of bad amc days in one trading day
>buying puts
Oh.

>>56044177
But she's unironically stimulating the economy, and that's what's important.

TLRY 20$ EOY JANS N NIGS TONGUE MY NUS

>>56044210
i would also stimulate her private sector if given the chance, fiscally preferably

>>56044219
that, financially speaking, is a man.

>>56044223
i'll have to take the monetarist route then

My portfolio is down 1% off ATH, yet it feels like I've lost everything.
Why is it that the losses always feel so much more painful than equivalent wins?

>>56044177
I like her music. Well I don't like reputation but only /mu/ retards can trick themselves into listening to that trash.

Reminder that you should unironically be stockpiling food and other essentials right now before the credit crisis hits and everything is frozen.

shill me the next big thing

>futures

Anyone buy AVAV? Still an early time to buy in but you missed 20% from months ago when I started shilling it and KTOS

>>56044243
someone will use our most cutting edge technologies to build and irl johnny cab

>>56044243
NVAX short squeeze

>>56044243
Do they sell Cell helmets like that

>>56044271
GET YOU'RE ASS TO M A R S

I wonder if the FTC suing Amazon is bullish or bearish? I hope its bad enough to force Amazon to sell off Twitch for $45 billion, fuck those zoomers.

What stocks do I buy to profit from this?

>>56044317
off of misinformation people like you spread willingly? Probably some propaganda company like palantir

>>56044317
Holy shit lol.

two minutes scrolling pictures of total recall and realised musk has a pathological obsession with the film since childhood and is hellbent on recreating it irl by any means.

>>56044317
I doubt it. They can't be fucked to build a wall, so this shit won't matter.

>>56044331
>he took the bait

>>56044328
>off of misinformation people like you spread willingly? Probably some propaganda company like palantir
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrollment_Act

tbf i dont blame him it was a great movie. i hope he gets the genetically engineered women three tits.

>>56044352
article link, not screenshot please.

>>56044272
What's your timeframe on the nvax thesis?

>>56044349
Yeah, and what of it?

>>56044362
>article link, not screenshot please.
https://archive.is/IYRcG

>>56044241
>stockpiling food and other essentials
Stockpile ammunition, your neighbors have all that other shit.

>>56044328
>some propaganda company like palantir
They control the NATO AI though... Are you saying NATO uses propaganda anon?

>>56044377
>its nothing
I hate you faggots

>>56044393
>>its nothing
>I hate you faggots

First for NVDA dumping to $100/share EOY

Don't make me tap the webm.

>>56044389
Every country uses propaganda and propaganda can be true, the best propaganda is. Even businesses use propaganda

>>56044364
i don't have one. all i know is that the squeeze will get squoze

>>56044389
only nato uses propaganda. state sponsored internet involvement from the brics countries is solely and legally restricted to posting plain text bible passages carefully chosen as to present no bias against any person or organisation.

>>56044408
tap deez nuts

>>56044400
Link me to some news about them talking about it. I will wait, literally forever.

>>56044243
MGPI. It's well diversified and it's profits are up 36% from last year. On sale now for no apparent reason and will rebound.

Titos and almost every other vodka? MGPI. Like 40% of all whiskey on the shelf? MGPI. Energy drinks? MGPI. Protien powder? MGPI. Food flavorings in EVERYTHING? MGPI.

>>56044415

>he doesn't max out tax advantaged accounts with SP 500 funds.

>markets
https://youtu.be/Iu80vyCIesI?si=Wtx-A7aDG5nHvE2D

>>56044430
but I do, I gamble on the taxed ones and it makes it easier to use options with margin

Retail wagie here, I will be loading calls and long medical stocks. 9/10 customers I encountered today were all fucked, kept coughing and sneezing in the store, and literally moved around like zombies.

Check ‘em nerds. SPY +10% tomorrow

>>56044210
>wearing a blanket
Wow she is literally me

>>56044405
EOM*

>>56044445
are you walmart anon

>>56044449
Buy high quality wool blankets. This is financial advice.

>>56044280
>does anime show with 6 gorillion episodes have product to consume?

>>56044452
EOW*

>>56044409
>Every country uses propaganda and propaganda can be true, the best propaganda is. Even businesses use propaganda
Huh, wonder who that's for

>>56044409
>Every country uses propaganda and propaganda can be true, the best propaganda is. Even businesses use propaganda

>>56044422
>Link me to some news about them talking about it. I will wait, literally forever.

it is said that president putin uses a russian developed video chat service to personally sing lullabys to newly born kittens in a different cat shelters across russia every evening before he settles down to read every letter the children have sent him as their christmas wishlist (christmas happens daily in the russian federation)

>>56044414
>state sponsored internet involvement from the brics countries is solely and legally restricted to posting plain text bible passages
And I bet the citizens are better for it

>>56044453
no, Home Depot but there is a Walmart 5 minutes away and my buddy that works there told me similar shit was going on. Bunch of workers called out sick a lot this week too.

Brace yourselves lads, flu season is coming in earlier than imagined.

>>56044482
>>56044400
>>56044377
>>56044352
>>56044317
I know its you. Stop acting like you know what the fuck you are talking about. You've got to be 22 years old with a "cannabis" company.

>>56044188
Buy palantir and altria desu

>>56044430
>tax advantaged accounts
Need income to contribute

>>56044496
I ran some DCF models on ALTRIA and it didn't look very good honestly. Even with positive revenue growth it's kind of fairly valued.

>>56044453
No he is me, and I evolved to gas station pumper anon
>>56044280
Good news anon

>>56044412
>the squeeze will get squoze
I'll keep my eyes peeled

>>56044243
Unironically weed stocks, MSOS calls some retarded OTM strikes January 2024 expiration. Weed smokers are retarded losers but you can't discriminate when it comes to making money, I'm fairly certain the bidenomics schizo is a pothead.

>>56044494
>I know its you. Stop acting like you know what the fuck you are talking about. You've got to be 22 years old with a "cannabis" company.

breaking news on rt from the russian ministry of unlikely allies; south africa has gone a record 17 hours without a power cut in an urban area*
*only certain urban areas are counted

>>56044484
I believe it. After that autistic Dagestan girl invite to his office, this doesn't seem too far off. Still fucked up he had Prigozhin killed.

>>56044409
>Even businesses use propaganda
Because "businesses" aka "public companies" that make up the "free markets" aren't as transparent and "free" and regulated as (You) guys claim.

>>56044513
All that weed you smoke has made you paranoid, schizo. But I will give you credit, the weed trade is a great one and you're very early. You'll make a solid profit if you don't paperhands it.

Why isn't CVNA going down?

>>56044491
>flu season is coming in earlier than imagined.

>>56044523
It's a Romanian shizo, yes
Mods need to finally range ban him

>>56044538
I assume he's American, he thinks every bullish poster is a fed working to defend Biden.

>right wing smokes weed and believes conspiracy bullshit
thats cool
>left wing smokes weed and wants people not to go to jail
man fuckin hippies

god bless america
Gnight

>>56044494
>You've got to be 22 years old with a "cannabis" company.
You glowies got a problem with young entrepreneurial lads abiding by state law?

>>56044491
wait hold up. it's wednesday, and you're telling me a lot of people who work at walmart called in sick on tuesday after a 3 day holiday weekend?
this is the big one, billions will die.

>>56044503
Got my halloween shopping done early

>>56044210
I just realized if all those shitty articles about "muh stimulating the economy" are true, aren't we already in the midst of a terrible recession if one shitty concert series for the masses has a tangible impact?

>>56044543
It's a Romanian. Always posts the same retarded images on every board, flag boards included

>>56044523
>>56044538
>>56044543
Top minds of NAFO holy kek

So /smg/bros, we're WINNING right?

Have around 10% in cash waiting for the Aug dip. Never really came. Rebuilt another 10% and waiting for the Sept dip.

p.s. LMT hit oversold. I've nibbled a bit and plan to keep adding if it keeps dropping.

>>56044561
Yeah, it's pretty rough out there.

>>56044243
Opendoor, didiy, snap, pypl, lyft
These are the ones that can likely multi-x without huge risk of downside (anymore).

I told RYCEYfag to buy LKNCY instead and they didn't.

>>56044563
That makes it even worse, he's obsessed with American politics while not even living here.

>>56044538
>It's a Romanian shizo, yes
>Mods need to finally range ban him
I like Romanians, they don't advocate for censorship like you do

You NAFO trannies would absolutely lose your minds if you knew who I am IRL kek. That's the beautiful irony of it.

>>56044566
>LMT hit oversold.
I bought irresponsibly today. Lord help me.

>>56044503
Also incase anyone is wondering what that car image is
I had a jew come in at 3am to use the bathroom. Dumb retard put himself in the gas chamber

>>56044587
president biden?

>>56044566
What is winning?

>>56044581
are you serious

>>56044587
я хoчy pyccкyю пoдpyгa. дaй мнe пoдpyгy

>>56044587
Shoigu

>>56044555
pretty much yeah, today was pretty empty workforce wise

>>56044555
>after a 3 day holiday weekend?
There's still a pandemic going on loser. They caught the new variant at their holiday parties. They probably weren't boosted. Make sure you anons get boosted and mask up wherever you go. Hopefully President Biden implements emergency measures to stop the spread. Thank God we have a proactive president in #ourguy President Joe. WE DID IT JOE, WE DID IT

>>56044593
You're fine so long as you're not using margin. I bought LMT pre-ukraine (actually bought even earlier on margin pre-rate hikes) and didn't sell or buy more since the war started. Adding now since it's consolidated.

Would also buy back into ITA sub-100 since I sold it when war broke out. Also sold my GOLD/GLD then too, but haven't bought back those.

I cant make a loan payment on time

>>56044610
I also want to mention that even during the Labor day weekend, plenty of wagies were still working so they could get their holiday pay raise. Labor day at Home depot was busy as fuck, so there's that causing a spike in covid/flu spreading like wildfire lately.

Gentlemen, have you seen the AMC computer? Where do you suppose it might open tomorrow morning? My guess is over $10. Today was just a fluke.

>>56044609
crazy, especially as they all died from the vaccine in 2021 after dying of covid in 2020 and now they've got covid again and have taken a sick day following a weekend of drinking! how long can joe biden keep this sham up before patriotic americans start the 18th civil war of the 21st century and boot these liberals out of power once and for all?

>>56044642
The squeeze has not yet squoze

tbqh i'm shocked anyone can afford an enjoyable weekend what with pushing around their wheelbarrows of worthless dollars thanks to the hyperinflationary deflationary death spiral and the heavy emotional burden they carry knowing they will never live in a brics country.

>>56044648
We've got to stop him from making sure our kids have school lunches. That would be horrific for our country.

>>56044593
I saw some news that LMT just launched a new missile today, I wonder how that might affect things. Side note, after posting AA and DAL, I nooticed that Southwestern was red while those 2 were green.

>>56044593
>>56044676
I saw it on MSN but here's the same essential shit:
https://news.yahoo.com/lockheed-martin-test-fired-missile-193713014.html

I'm 35 years old, I have $250,000USD in cash, I've never had a girlfriend and I'm depressed. I feel like there is nothing to hope for on this earth, everything just feels...bland....soulless...corrupt....void of meaning.

What should I do?

>>56044671
all big government lunches contain the vax, only small government lunches promised by trump contain ambrosia

>>56044680
White sands is a nice place. I thought I saw a some headline LMT was having trouble with F-35 delivery. Either way, pic related:

i just spent $500 on a toy spaceship

>>56044566
We’re not winning. I’m not mentally ok, I shorted the entire bull trap. This shit always happens, I fucking hate the market

>>56044618
Get 3 overpaid work from home jobs and be Jerome’s 13th reason anon

>>56044670
Aldis had hot dogs for 99 cents per pack

>>56044683
Buy some good MDMA and a life size sex doll. It’s impossible to be unhappy if you burn out enough brain cells, it worked wonders for me I rewired my brain into blissful ignorance with hard drugs

>>56044700
who the fuck is Aldis and why are you buying his mouth meats

>>56044690
Oh yes, that's true, I saw that headline (the F-35) during the day, a delay until potentially June. I just happened to see this other one later tonight and thought *maybe* it might have some counteracting affect (positive). There are many potentials, including it could have *mitigated* the damage from the F-35 news, or perhaps this missile news had not been a factor at all at the time of the DROOPARINO and might be bullish for tomoorow. (((Who))) knows.

>>56044707
ISHYGDDT

>futures

>>56044683
Seek the will and aid of the LORD GOD Almighty.

xi jinping could single headedly beat nafo in a bear knuckle boxing match whilst delivering agricultural reform to the starving masses of the european union (who are again without gas and freezing)

>>56044642

>>56044686
the vaxx?? pfft.... more like hormone blockers so that they stay transgender. It's all part of the system after all.
>>56044683
see >>56044728. accept gods help and just do what you need to do. things will fall in place.

>>56044503
>dem selfies

>>56044715
Aldi is a grocery store popular among people like me

>>56044721
Qui indeed. Fuckin Lightning II shitboxes I swear.

>>56044735
it's ridiculous, you cannot move in the west without a man transitioning gender in front of you.

>>56044739
Feelin cute, might call a janitor a tranny later

>>56044698
One day son jerome will take off his belt. But as it stands I enjoy being a school teacher getting showered in female attention and laughs when people are talking about my GYATT recognizing I do some squats

>>56044595
kek

>ASIA MARKETS MOSTLY LOWER AHEAD OF TRADE DATA FROM CHINA AND AUSTRALIA: CNBC

uh oh really stinky shit here

>>56044777

>>56044777
3.6 roentgen and tractor production has improved 10^8-b%

>futures
https://youtu.be/Dnam9nCvgyI?si=9-V6c-kfKYZr6Wkr

it s a long time i didn t see a yield curve maid

I just got a call from one of my guys on the field, and he said one of my predictions came true about small insurance companies in Hawaii starting to fail one by one. Word on the street is that insurance companies are getting so desperate, they're requiring people to take DNA test samples to make a claim. That's one of my calls so far and I'm not far off from the everything. Once everything is set and done, your boy's NVDA puts will start to print fat stacks. NVDA tanking to $100/share EOY.

Ok bros, please help me. What kind of portfolio do I need in order to get one of those pussy crumbs that everyone is talking about? I'm willing to do a 100% turnover of my portfolio

>>56044809
Pussies are not supposed to have crumbs in them.

First for CLF

>>56044817
They ever figure out whether they're going to buy X?

>>56044783

>>56044824
reads like an amazon product ad

>>56044817
Based CLF holder.

>>56044809
Buy and hold SPY. Preferably you have a 6 figure income to contribute.

>>56044824
Oh shit THIS is why my LMT got BTFO today.

>The New York Post reports Americans are defaulting on credit cards and auto loans at the highest levels since the financial crisis.

Slow boiling frog experiment

>>56044836
voo is what you hold, spy is what you trade.

>>56044836
I have some SPY, and yes a six figure income

>100% in VTI and hold for a few decades
rate my secret investment strategy/10 pls

>>56044854
boring/10

>>56044809
Get a decent paying job, buy SPY and HODL. Just keep DCA'ing no matter if it's tanking or growing. Don't get discouraged, buy and accumulate. If the price is down, buy more, and if the price is up, buy less. This is the most solid advice I can give you if you're just starting out. Until you start learning more about the financial industry, stick with SPY.

>>56044857
>Get a decent paying job
step 1. invent the universe

>>56044836
>>56044847
Oh wait I don't actually own SPY, I own IUSV
>>56044857
Yeah I've done all that. I have like $450k invested (including retirement accts)

do any of you get RSU's or anything?

>>56044842
4 U

>>56044846
based, I have often thought it very sad that instead of making SPY predictions as is done here regularly, it's not "VOO to 299". Imagine being basic af and calling others "normie". This should be a VOO oriented general.

BTW, I wonder why SS has SPY and DIA but no NASDAQ equivalent?

>>56044857
Alternatively, YOLO your account into a megacap a few times and become a millionaire.

>>56044805
how i make money. is it too hard to give ticker ?

>>56044874
because once you get more than a $45K portfolio, it is 10x better to be holding SPY than VOO, as the liquidity and ability to sell covered calls on your SPY is much better, where the fees on VOO vs SPY are so small and negligible that the increased liquidity and better market making for SPY options chain far outweighs the expense ratio

>>56044872
ahh it's returning to normal the end is here

>>56044836
These perfect Stacys go to private schools.

>>56044857
thx bro. just work until you die

>>56044886
I went to a rural public school district and then a public university
I am literally ngmi

You will be able to slurp SPY at a generational low, in the next 6-8 months.

>>56044846
The difference in fees is 0.06% which is insignificant. The options liquidity is more important for anons who want to play with protective puts, collars, risk reversal, leverage and such. With the base position remaining the same. But for those who don't then VOO is just fine.

>>56044901
What if I start slurping in 3-4 months?

>>56044587
>if you knew who I am IRL kek
Morgenshtern?
>>56044901
>You will be able to slurp SPY at a generational low, in the next 6-8 months.
What about tomorrow?? :)))

>Microsoft and OpenAI received a second class action lawsuit, two former engineers complaining that they had to scrape data, and that their job would be obsoleted
Anyways, I have to go to the wagie cagie tomorrow and I think it captured the essence of it

>>56044902
Over a 20 year holding period, that's a 1% loss. Could be talking 100k less at retirement, all over a mere 0.06%

>>56044902
pre-wall

>>56044902
VTI. i don t know what you are both talking about

>>56044121
How to make money?

>>56044933
By doing the opposite of what people here say you should be doing. If they tell you to buy, sell. If they tell you to short, you long. It’s that easy.

>>56044933
in the next few years you're going to have to rob people. So I hope you are black.

>>56044933
buy thing small number
sell thing big number

>>56044933
Come up with a really good idea and then do the exact fucking opposite of it

>>56044902
fuck i didn't know this existed but honestly it's underwhelming
she kinda has a mid body

>>56044933
Buy platinum and breast milk from young moms (below 25)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdqJhNbnSY

>>56044911
if you sell covered calls on SPY vs selling covered calls on VOO the liquidity, and better fills that you get on those calls for SPY make up for the 0.06% (plus hedging strategies open to you) to where it's a net gain

>>56044888
uncle sam needs his little slave taxpayers to keep the system going.

now THIS is a slave leia

>>56044881
Do some research on what insurance companies are available in Hawaii and other places where majority of the natural disasters have been happening. If that's too hard for you, maybe investing isn't for you.

>>56044911
That's a valid point. But the opportunity for leverage and option strategies outweighs that risk for me. And with a $10 million dollar portfolio the options liquidity allows for volatility reduction which is nice in retirement. But I respect your opinion and wish you well.

NVDA TO $100/SHARE LET'S GOOOOOOO

BOBROS, I NEED YOU TO RALLY.

wen jpow doing volatility speech

>>56044884
Yeah, I am aware of that angle, I guess it just doesn't occur with me much or weigh heavily due to me not being anywhere near that point yet, and most of the afk people I interact with are going to be buy/hold and rarely even check em oriented, so I tell them to get VOO and VUG, generally.

>>56044996
>9:1 split and then it keeps rallying

>>56045020
now tell me about your delusions

>>56044888
>recently fired

uh how is that shit legal???

>>56045027
It's not delusions, it's monkey paw-style risk management

>mortgage rates
https://youtu.be/Sv5woNs9WRE?si=rjFCvDS_aupFptje

BOIL touched into the $53s this morning, which is the lowest it's touched in a while. It will be exciting to see what it does in the morning, and then at 10:30 AM when the storage injection report is released. If it rips at all I will be tempted to sell even more of my holdings in preparation for the seasonal transition DROOPARINO. I am thinking we will see it get into the 40s at some point as AC use reduces but before heating use kicks in.

Who here SQQQ?

Just bought in. what am I in for?

>>56045055
slippage

credit crisis

soft landing

>>56045065
China's credit crisis or USA?

>>56045073
The world.

>>56045053
does it always just go up and down between 50 and 70 in a really predictable way?

>>56044977
It's not really a hold if you're selling covered calls.

are things getting worse or better? is this market getting heemed or redeemed?

>futures

>>56045085
Market will get heemed. That's how bad this shit is.

Global margin call

>>56045100
will get confusing with all those ceos asking what time is it in different time zones

>>56045083
it is, if the delta on the calls is ~16

>>56044121
AMCeethers in complete fucking denial, pinning their yolo bets on an obvious bankruptcy situation on "muh HF collusion". Pathetic.

Can anyone identify or find where I could get one of these? I literally couldn’t find a thing aside from this one time I saw it in someone’s car

>>56045079
Well, *somewhat* this summer, but the ranges change with the seasonal shifting. My expectation is that it's going to start shifting down to more like $40-5 to $50-65 for a bit (maybe, I do not have scientific accuracy on this shit), then when heat use kicks in I think it will ramp up and by winter be hitting sometimes into the $80s and maybe even more. But yes, it *does* tend to swing semi-regularly within whatever ranges its overall curve is in at any given seasonal time, I think is the most accurate way to put it. But then too, you also have the sudden news can make it do WILD AF SHIT factor to always keep in mind. It can literally go to thousands of dollars per share under crazy macro circumstances. Next year it (NATGAS itself) is projected to average higher than this year at around $3.22 (per EIA), so that will make for an interesting curve even if it just stays "normal" (without any wild macro shit).

>>56045085
I don't know, ask again at the end of October

>>56045113
Fair market value is driven by supply and demand. There is less demand so the price drops.
As it turns out, professional money managers dont want toxic assets on their books and are selling. Only invest money you are willing to lose!

>>56045118
nice. any sector specific news websites and general learning stuff? ty.

>>56045090
Imagine how expensive that massive bag of Doritos will be with current inflation and shit. $100 I bet.

anyone got MEGA with investopedia courses?
help a fellow wagie

The sudden realization that all bonds are worthless paper will tear the financial system asunder.

>>56045113
I made $60 on AMC like 2 years ago
Good times

>futures
https://youtu.be/X-f4im0PeUQ?si=PODEsdGX7GgGmkHG

>"Taiwanese contract electronics giant Hon Hai Precision, which is Apple’s main assembler, earlier this week reported August sales down 12% m/m and 8% y/y, a 5-month low. All of this paints a gloomy picture right before the iPhone 15 launch." - UBS

smelly shit kek

>>56044177
you are gay if you wouldnt give it to taylor. fact

>>56045163
why would you buy old very expensive phone when new very expensive phone is about to come out and old very expensive phone has yet to be discounted?

>>56044999
I'm here bro but I'm going to sleep soon. Will continue shorting in the morning

>>56044121
That's how I slept knowing that DAX etc would drop over night in the EU.

>>56044871
>get RSU's
You mean wage cuck? I'm unqualified according to your people.

>>56045131
I just go to the EIA website and TRADING ECONOMICS gives daily summaries of factors, that's it for me. Sometimes I BING "natural gas" and hit "News" then set to 24 hrs to see what might have happened or whatever. Otherwise, nothing beats studying the 3 month chart to get local bearings. Look into the Spring chart to get an idea of what that transition was like (BOIL went to about $46 post reverse split price) and a sense of what one might expect for Summer into Fall/Winter transition. Oh, and always take peeks at the CME Henry Hub futures spanning the next many months to see where the overall curve seems to be heading. BOIL rolls contracts every other month (next is Oct rolling to Jan contract) and is presently on the Nov contract. It pretty much just moves in real time with the front month though.

>>56044867
>IUSV
Value investing is a scam. It seems like it's consistently underperformed growth in my lifetime. Fundamental analysis is a larp. Stocks move for other reasons now

>>56044874
>VOO to 299
It's because we are options niggers here and nobody is trading VOO options thus nobody says "VOO to 299" just check the top options volume stats every day and you will understand why SPY is superior

>JUST IN : CHINA SEEKS TO BROADEN ITS IPHONE BAN TO EVEN STATE COMPANIES AND OTHER AGENCIES

...are we gonna be ok tech bros?

>>56045208
more like salary shitpost chad. I need to find another wfh salary gig

>>56044698
>I shorted the entire bull trap. This shit always happens, I fucking hate the market
Sounds like it was a bear trap then huh?

>>56044600
Bar goes upper right

>>56044842
>boiling
BOILbros? are we back?
>frog
A little froggy made it's way into my garage tonight and I help usher him to safety outside

>>56044777
Good old Hang Seng still trading like a shitcoin. At least the traders are having fun

>future
https://youtu.be/u61F_qvdid0?si=2tpCIBuvRT58AfYS

OMX (Sweden) 3 times now did the SAME pattern on the 4 hourly. How often will the Algos repeat it?

48hrs awake. still not hungry or tired. fuck knows the coke/speed ratio in this shit but its potent. regretting not getting the stuff cut with ket as i'm going wagieing in like 2 hours and yes that does involve driving and it does involve operating heavy machinery. can i delay the crash until saturday? tune in to find out.
my stock picks for today are whatever is on the cnbc market movers page (ticker: slippage) - https://www.cnbc.com/us-market-movers/
i love you all but especially boilbro.
now i must shower.
good day!

>>56045230
>I need to find another wfh salary gig
I don't think the CIA would like you working for another company anon

nice to all the fud for september

>>56045242
Retard, stop it. This shit fucks your mind and brain. I once did 48 hours and I regretted it.

>ket
Yeah, combine it with Ket, wtf.

You're at a point where it is almost better to do another TINY dose, just to not fuckin fall asleep during work and driving. Absolute mong.

blue id's really stinkin up this thread

>>56045242
Hopefully you got something productive done earlier

would you drink this?

>>56045255
>blue id's really stinkin up this thread
Digits checked and blue id pilled... Oh wait I'm the blue id... There must be some kind of mistake here

>>56044777
>the economist
Britfags don't know shit about economics.
They were the retards saying they would get 350M euros a week after leaving the EU, then brexited like fucking retards, and now their economy is more fucked than anyone else in the anglosphere or EU.

They were LITERALLTY wanking Xi less than 1 year ago.
https://img.discountmags.com/https%3A%2F%2Fimg.discountmags.com%2Fproducts%2Fextras%2F487556-the-economist-cover-2022-october-1-issue.jpg%3Fbg%3DFFF%26fit%3Dscale%26h%3D1019%26mark%3DaHR0cHM6Ly9zMy5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2pzcy1hc3NldHMvaW1hZ2VzL2RpZ2l0YWwtZnJhbWUtdjIzLnBuZw%253D%253D%26markpad%3D-40%26pad%3D40%26w%3D775%26s%3D3fb3fb6132524a3f39abea170755a103?auto=format%2Ccompress&cs=strip&h=1018&w=774&s=7f18f9275aed159971938e4ba791bb2f

>>56045276
Sure, It's got natural flavor

Nobody in this thread, much less society in general, appreciates the gravity of the current financial situation.

>>56045304
>in the anglosphere
But at least they are in the anglosphere nonetheless

>>56045241
The Swedish index has been behaving rather erratically as of late... don't know why. It's not as if the stocks there are undervalued since many of them have huge P/Es. The currency is dogshit and is about to get even worse considering the central banks have given up and will raise rates only ONCE MORE WTF. The currency will fall even more relative to EUR and USD. Then again, maybe that's what the slurpers are doing right now. They are betting on the strong export industry which benefits from the downfall of the Swedish crown.
Never mind me, just venting because of my hate for this pos country

>>56045306
i dont appreciate it

>>56045276
That's no drink. But you made a good point. I thought
>hell no, wtf is this
But eating it as a candy, at least to try it, I probably would.

>>56045314
This is about to make the great depression look like a nothingburger.

>>56045295
I keed I keed bobro. You're alright. You two should lay off the methamphetamines a bit though. On a side note I have recently become mostly sober after discovering I look like and sound like the late Jim Morrison from the doors, in some kind off reverse sobering moment. I'm considering starting a The Doors cover band for the future AI punk live music revolt tours. Look out for my instagram tags.

>>56045276
Although that white mineral oil... I don't know what that is. And I doubt it's legal in EU. I would have seen it somewhere, I'd guess, in any other sweet.

>>56045313
It sometimes outperforms others for a few hours, and then dumps back to start only to repump like a retard outperforming the rest of EU again, not on the weekly or in general, but on those 4hourly etc, just at the moment.

Yeah, Riksbank only crying about currency being undervalued. That won't help.

>>56045322
I'd still be surprised if it happened before the year was out given nothing ever fucking happens anymore and is always two weeks away. Plus 'ol stankface here will keep rates nice and high to slow it down as much as possible when it does happen.

>>56045306
The market is not appreciated

>>56045322
nah we are treading into Weimar tier hyperinflation stage. Costs for fucking McDonalds meals like double quarter pounder meals doubled in just a few years.

>>56045326
>lay off the methamphetamines
Kek I'm sober, don't even use caffeine. My drug of choice is sugar in the form of chocolate milkshakes
>I have recently become mostly sober
Good anon keep at it, you seem alright for a glowie

>>56045315
>That's no drink.
Behold

>>56045349
Degeneracy knows no bounds

>>56045322
>make the great depression look like a nothingburger
It *was* a nothingburger. We're doing great right now, and this is just going to be a giga dip, that's all. Just an extended period to slurp cheapies on all my favs :D

>WD-40 to be banned in Canada

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBEfASIfsU

Bros the fuck is Canada doing?

>>56045374
>slurp cheapies on all my favs
What are you gonna slurp anon?

>>56044587
I love you Putin

>>56045402
fake Afreeca

>>56045402
do thirdies have stock markets?

>>56045142
But the bonds pay a return and comes with a payable coupon, so they are not worthless

German Industrial Production SA (M/M) Jul: -0.8% (exp -0.4%; prev -1.5%)
- Industrial Production WDA (Y/Y) Jul: -2.1% (exp -2.1%; prev -1.7%)

They always do it. Monthly worse, y/y still as expected.

Uranium Kings...................I am thinking that it is undeniably, unironically, unequivocally.../our turn/

>>56045428
it's summer, people are away on holiday, reduced staff

>>56045255
Blue ID bobros are the only ones who will make money ITT

Why didn't you listen?

>>56045072
What the fuck was that landing? I spent at least a hundred hours doing wildlife photo of ducks and assorted waterfowl and I have never seen one do an aquatic landing belly first. They always do the feet like waterskis thing.

>>56045576
Makes me think of this stupid
>We are not the same
meme

>>56045142

Luckily bond bulls aren't good at realizations.

Cashgang bros, what is our plan? I'm starting to think there isn't going to be any September dip this year. I hate buying at ATH, but what other options are there? Stay cash and watch the christmas rally price me out even further? Let's face it, bears were wrong. Again.

>>56045592
>he has no idea that 7 figure portfolios and up almost only exclusively invest in bonds. Muni and Treasuries to be precise.
LOL
LMAO Even

>>56045637
I also don't understand how people not get that the bondmarket is about STATE DEBT which is WAY larger than the stock market. People with this much money don't feel the need to do 10-20% in a year. 4-5% is more than enough, they can live off of that practically risk free.

>>56045632
for me its slurptember and slurptober

What are some stocks that are not China related that are solid
>Amazon
>Meta
>Cotsco
>Pharmas
>Veeva

>>56045657
but when is the dip happening? Everything just keeps going up with barely noticeable, minor red days in between waves of green.

>>56045682
timing the market doesnt work, bobo has been heemed

>>56044902
This, it's not a big deal

>>56045682
Just buy ternium and get a free 11% return on investment through dividends

>>56045694
Also ternium has low exposure to China and a lot of presence in Mexico which is going to buy a bunch of steel for the new factories of globohomo supply chain

>>56045657
These EU sessions are unbearable. It's always nothing til US comes in 44 min.

Entities don’t tax each other. The State doesn’t tax Federal, and Federal doesn’t tax the State. With this in mind, Municipal bonds aren’t taxed Federally, which benefits the investor in a high federal tax bracket, and States cannot tax Federal, which is beneficial for investors who live in States with higher State tax. ie: Cali and NY who are invested Treasuries. The only bonds that are exempt from Local, State and Federal Taxation are Bonds issued by U.S. Territories, such as U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Guam, etc. etc. I hope this helps you fags understand just how much bigger bond market investors are in comparison to retail investors who collect pennies, nickels and dimes from stonks.

>>56044121
Just remembered that my dog tackled and stomped my head in when I was 4 yrs old. I guess brain damage is the reason I'm posting here

Any HUE here? Is there any risk that Lula cuts Petrobras dividend or his oil push will mean that he tries to pump the company?

>>56045129
>Fair market value is driven by supply and demand. There is less demand so the price drops.
No, price is determined by the number that traders type when doing an order, they directly decide the value, the value doesn't go up because they want to buy, it goes up because they think a good buying price has gone up. The price is the equilibrium between what the buy and sell sides think are a good price.

>>56045724
disgraced bbc nonce hue edwards had an ipo?
bullish

>>56044243
Unironically my penis.

>>56045724
Any fucking Brazilian here? I need to know if Petrobras is a value trap or Lula will allow me to collect a free 23% divvie

>>56045724
serious answer - why are you asking here? we don't know, you're going it alone with the rics and a new currency backed by anti-western seething and chocolate coins smuggled from mexico. your economic direction will be decided by china now and no one knows what they really get up to.
sorry but not our problem.

DAS RITE BITCH
GO DOWN

WTF BOBO THIS ISNT FAIR
LET ME SELL

Yields...

>>56045781
Nothing in this life is fair. Let us proceed with the dumps.

>>56045775
BRICS is a dumb meme with no direction or coordination. Brazil is always a neutral country and with the evangelic rise will probably be a US proxy in the future. No one takes BRICS seriously outside of retarded Russian dick sucking virgins

>>56045791
i'd speak up a bit more around here then because the bloc is shilled here non stop as a replacement and once china gets its teeth into you youre done.
south america is incredibly stupid. it should be a natural ally of the west if not western itself and incredibly prosperous but it would rather ignore the example of the one functioning country down there, chile, or north america, and instead votes for daft communists and sides with totalitarian states thousands of miles away who only want to use you for spice and as a place to park their shitty barely functioning liquid fuelled nuclear tipped missiles so they have some chance of making it to the their target.

Can this shit go up for once. Im ngmi

>>56045784
Why do you keep abusing this cute girl with your charts?

EU always the same shitty pattern. DAX taking 5 days to drop, but going up is possible in 3 days, this fuckin retard market.

>>56045822
The Fed and the US government made me do this

>>56045837
That looks ominous, like the current SPY Chart

WTF is this EU market? Suddenly it starts to decouple more and more from the US? Suddenly the narrative shifts to rate cuts? We still have an inflationary rate of more than 8% in many of the countries and even Germany and France have inflation way WAY above the target.
Naaaah naaah let's drag it out. Last year they said by end of 2023 inflation should be around 3%. Now they shifted expectations to 2024... Poland cutting rates despite experiencing one of the highest inflationary rates in the EU (11% y/y).
Sure, why not.
>>56045827
If you think DAX is weird, check out the OMX shitcoin swed index. I have absolutely no idea what is even happening there.

>>56045778
bro you know i'm just saying random dumb stuff cuz it's funny. we all know all about Nyan Cat Money and how it's gonna go 100x on launch bro.

>>56045163
Nobody cared when I said phones are down and is what will tank the semi industry. AI can't make up for the loss of revenue from phones
>t. backend supplier

>>56045855
There are many ways they can increase earnings though. Fire people, effectivize departments and assembly, increase prices... and so on. Plus it doesn't really matter since analysts have already adjusted down expectations and they will keep doing so.
It will be interesting to see MU's earnings. We already know they will be crap but if they pump anyway (just like last time), we know that the decreasing revenue does not matter and we will enter a new bull run

>>56045806
>south america is incredibly stupid. it should be a natural ally of the west if not western itself
The west doesn't care about it much either outside of mining and some agriculture trade. Countries that have been allied to the west for a while such as the DR, Mexico and Colombia have performed a bit better than its neighbors, but never experienced an economic boom like asian countries which for some reason the US decided to outsource to instead of poor shitholes close to its border.
> and incredibly prosperous but it would rather ignore the example of the one functioning country down there, chile
Chile has performed ok, but its boom was mostly due copper commodities balloning due chink demand
> and instead votes for daft communists and sides with totalitarian states thousands of miles away who only want to use you for spice and as a place to park their shitty barely functioning liquid fuelled nuclear tipped missiles so they have some chance of making it to the their target.
I mean it is pretty retarded the alliance with the USSR/Russia, but China for countries like Argentina that mostly export food makes sense at least for short term growth, while in the long run chinese try to trap its allies with debt traps to exploit their resources and fuck off which is basically what they are doing in Africa

Imagine if this rumour about Nvidia and Blackrock faking GPU sales through a shell is true. Basically the only good news story in the market being built on fraud would really fuck shit up.

>>56045849
because everyone is expecting the winter troubles that might come to fruition
just like me

>Man Utd shares dropped 18% yesterday (below $20) because the Glazers aren't going to sell
Kek, worth a buy. They Saudis will meet their asking price in 6-7 months and the price will jump above $30.

>>56045874
Oh gee, I wonder how many institutions need to make up for their deficits this year, Rick. Almost as if they have no choice but to crash the market now so they can at least profit off their puts.

>>56045880
Football is such an awful business that is getting propped up by retarded arab niggers who have a fetish for it

>>56045849
The EU is fucked. At some point they'll have to bite the mass layoffs pill. Unemployment is the fever that will cleanse the body of its infection. In the meantime, everything's circling the toilet (FS, retail/eCom, tech), except monopolistic utilities. Also, it's not the sole/primary cause, but nobody wants to speak about how much London, Frankfurt, Zurich (etc.) are missing Russian money. Especially London.

>>56045872
other than cia-ing favorable governments then undertaking a decades long task to get something approaching rule of law and a functional market economy, which would cost the west hundreds of billions and every time you have an election you could rug us and get some commie back in and we'reback to square one only we're out of pocket, there isn't much we can do about it.

>>56044177
Checked, her family is literally the who's who of English peerage. Mum's family is Tudor's and Sinclair's. Dad is a Schott, a Stuart and a Vicker.
Ofc wiki doesn't tell you that as it needs the plebes to think the screeching peerage girl is the epitome of music.
Never trust anyone who is advertised in the mainstream media fren.

>>56045880
Why does a soccer team have a stock?

>>56045898
Colombia, Mexico and DR have had a US aligned goverment for 20 years at least and there has been a marginal improvement. I do think Mexico can make it in the long run just as a hedge in the long run, but I can understand why Argentina would be interested in mantaining its business with CHina as it is the only viable part of its economy

I work for a German industrial multinational and my boss is saying that they're getting fewer orders, they're doing fewer investments, letting externals go and cutting on all kinds of costs.

It's over.

>>56045889
You're absolutely right, it defies rationality. 'What's the quickest way to become a millionaire? Be a billionaire and buy a football team'. That said, I do believe the future behaviour of the stock is fairly predictable. Withdrawing from the sale is a transparent negotiation ploy by the Glazers and they/we know the Qataris have the money and won't take no for an answer. It'll hit $31/32 when the Qatari bid heats up again.

>>56045916
I know you are right but it is a retarded business that is going to implode if Arab mongrels decide they are bored from it (zoomers all over the world are less interested in sports)

>>56045913
their problem is their economy. with time and management it could be brought under control, but any mention of that and every retard is screaming about american imperialism and wearing a che gavara tshirt.
if mexico allowed it and the us set terms on proper anti corruption measures the cartels could be sorted in a short time, but everyone would have to understand that it would essentially be a small war.

>>56045915
There has been a global manufacturing downturn for over a year because there was an overdeman due scarcity. Expect a rebound once this stocks are consumed

if only you had heeded my advice

My long Dow/short Nasdaq is green

>>56045912
Like so many IPOs, the ostensible reasons were to repay debt and raise money for capital investment, but the real explanation is more to do with it benefiting the majority shareholders.

damn nasdaq is shitting a lot right now

>>56045849
I'm shorting the OMX, look here >>56045241

>>56045963
>>56045963
>>56045963
>>56045963
bakerd

>>56045929
That's not it

>>56045928
I feel like you have a solid understanding of the situation in Mexico, however I don't think any amount of help from the USA will change anything. The cartels own every politician in Mexico, they even have ties to the president. Its pretty scary to think about but I don't see a future in Mexico where the cartels don't control everything. They bring in too much money and influence to be stopped. In regards to ScorchCoin, its the perfect hedge against this looming threat and is a safe haven for everyone looking to save their money against cartel inflation

>>56045849
Europe is dead.

>>56046393
Yeah man, the euro zone is a joke right now. We haven't seen such levels of dysfunction since the collapse of the Roman empire. No joke. And guess what was one of the primary drivers of the Fall of rome? Yup, you guessed it