/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56038554
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 1,574.065B, 94P = 16.745B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 1,568.490B, 97P = 16.17B per

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>56038558
>8558
checkable

A new thread with a new ID. No one will know if I was a shill or if I’m literally Ryan Chobani himself.

>be RC
>can't even R/S and dilooot 40% of his own stock
>Baggot Kings can't even be exit liquidity if they want to
That's why AA is based and I'm slurping this tasty AMC dip apes

Holy shit KEK DUMBFUCK CRYPTO BAGGIES

wen moon

>200 broker shares
>1600 DRS BOOK shares
>no plan shares
You may now begin the moe's ass, rain cone.

Is this the #1 general on biz?

>>56038554

>>56038638
That’s a fuck ton. I’ve stopped buying as I feel like I actually want to see if RC is gonna do something. It has been 3 years and I think if I were in his position I would have something to show for it all by now. I have a few Bbby but nothing too serious. If that all turns out to be nothing to do with RC bad his shell company Teddy etc, then it really begs the question as to wtf Ryan has been doing for 2.5 years. If all he’s been working on is streamlining GameStop deliveries and increasing the price of customer memberships then I have to say that is totally embarrassing lol.

More applicable than ever

I heard GME has a billion dollars in cash, so I bought a single share. Ryan Cohen, purchase my one share for a billion dollars immediately.

>wow dude maybe you should stop buying shares have I told you about bbby muh teddy cope yogurt chobani has abandoned us sell for your lives
>1pbtid
"no"

imagine if AMC cunts would sell their shares and buy GME and finally get rich instead of just wasting even more money on AMC. When their company finally goes bankrupt i will feel no empathy

>>56038719
Take your meds. It’s a perfectly reasonable position to take. You would be blind not to see that gme holders have segued into BBBY for some time now which is regrettable. They should have continued buying GME. I pray that the outcome is what they say it is. It is a very risky play. If it all turns out the way they expect then a lot of GME will be scooped up. But if it doesn’t then that’s literally millions of dollars down the drain that could have been used to DRS more GME. I would like to start seeing the fruits of Cohens labor, that’s not an unreasonable request. It’s been almost a year since the Teddy books came out, I would like to believe that something is actually being done with it in the not too distant future.

>>56038644
It's the only general on biz

lmao he's spooked

3 years
0 return on investment

Oh yeaaaaaaah!! SO excited for earnings baggie bros. Who's looking forward to the float not getting locked up this year!

>56038792
>Spooked by the spookies

tis the season

I hope Ryan implements this system

>56038793
>3 yessubs
>6 yills
>1pbtid
>earnings day

The script gets stale, as the walls begin to fail, Kennith.

>>56038864
I hope Ken does for his shills and glowniggers. I’d give 45 5 stars for telling me what they’re afraid of.

>>56038749
i hold both and sell to open puts for both so i can keep adding shares of both :)

>>56038749
AMC is for losing all of your money in 5 months. GME is for losing all of your money in 5 years

>>56039014
>>56039041
Working overtime, ratties? Damn, I like your go-getter attitude. You'll go far in the pajeet business!

I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

squeeze tomorrow, check em

If GameStop doesn’t announce a profit for last quarter, I’m selling all of my x,xxx shares.

>>56039065
How heavy are your bags?

Buy calls

can't wait to get out of this schizo play

>AMC: Original Recipe is now under a dollar
>post reverse-split

>>56039146
What are you waiting for

Damn I should start shorting the market during every GameStop earnings. It seems to always dump. I wonder why. Kek.

So Pulte is joining Chadmojo's BBBYQ/Teddy twitter spaces call today after the closing bell for GME's earning. Shill niggers are getting reeaaall nervous.

>price of amsneed is now half of what it was BEFORE it squeezed in 2021
>amsneeders still think there are shorts to be squeezed now

>>56039137
>>56039140
>>56039143
>>56039146
Keep em comin, ratties. Gotta get that naan!

>>56039155
Cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmuBOfurv3o

>>56039166
a loss that isn't quite as catastrophic as it is now

>>56039179
Answer the question. We know you are in the red, just a question of how much.

>>56039177
They even talk about how AA is working against them and they STILL buy AMC. At this point they deserve it.

>>56039177
new short positions are being opened as i type this so yes, there are still shorts to be squeezed

>56039217
>we
Who is (we) rodent?

Why Ken? Why must the whole market suffer because of GameStops earnings?

Another bad day to be a crypto baggie

>>56039228
Good thing they don't have a CEO that constantly dilutes the stock. Oh wait...

>popcorn is being used solely to bring down GME
So when popcorn goes to 0 what else do the hedgies have left?

>>56039177
Checked
>b..bu..but the silverback only filed to have the ability to dilooot, it's not like he's going to
>b..bu..but the company needs money to pay debts and totally gonna blow up the shorts
>b..bu..but additional DD apes. BTW what is overallotment? Totally not the ability to dilooot an addition (((6 million))) shares on top of the 40 millions
Damn that subreddit is fucking sad. I don't think there's any shill left, just pure copium and delusion

How long until gme fucks retail like Amc did?

>>56039259
their own tears

>$18.49
We've held faithfully for 4 years and this is what we get in return. It's time to dump this crap.

>Pretending to be a disgruntled holder to appeal to emotion
Classic

>>56039259
The ledge.

>56039263
Hedgie hopium must be a hell of a high. I don’t know why it would be your drug of choice though. Maybe you should try helium?

>>56039260
What fucked me off is he did it on GameStop earnings day silverback is a god damn hedgie

we came here to laugh at you
>t. /smg/

The shitflinging is intense today.

Earnings must be spicy :)

I would like to express my thanks from you guys to explain why me owning AMC was retarded and that jimmy is the only stock.

>>56039334
Always has been. Anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex knew and stayed far away from amc.

>>56039257
they also have the most dedicated investors that will buy no matter what

>>56039263
It will be a slow process over the course of the next 5-10 years. The business is dying but they are not in imminent danger like AMC. Idiots here will keep slurping while they are getting diluted, not realizing that they are just giving their savings to enrich the company's executives while they try to ride out the life cycle of this withering company.

>>56039341
>we
i'm sure rockcock69 and housenigger420 make for a great community

Don't know bout yall but I am selling my GME shares and rebuying after the earnings report.

>>56039376
possibly the worst banter ever witnessed on the internet. completely limp like your portfolio.

>56039363
>bragging about being intellectually disabled and surrounding oneself with others who are as well.
I refuse to believe you’re a real person. Please post proof of your amc and gme postion.

>>56039345
Last time there was upward movement of price. Now there isn't. I wonder what they fear

>56039395
The whole market is on fire on GameStops earnings day. Aapl, amzn tsla etc.. are bleeding out of their assholes but you come to laugh at us. I guess this is what it feels like to be the popular kid at school. Your whole life revolves around me and my gme shares. You’re a literal npc.

>>56039395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdBONxS-Es

>>56039395
worry about the SPY and NVDA you bought at the top you f2p broke bitch

>>56039426
IEP is down 60% YTD lol

>>56039426
Spy is down 1% for no reason. Nice.

>>56039451
While gme is perfectly flat. Kek imagine actually trying to claim you come here for free.

>>56039401
holding xxxx shares of each and not worried at all

>>56039466
follow IDs
>>56038638

>>56039456
>for no reason
Kek.

It's literally today.

>>56039479
I know anon I didn’t mean you I meant the small mutilated genitals visitors that come here to laugh at us.

Kek crypto baggies.

>>56039341
I haven't seen these for so long, I used to have a collection of them but I lost it, do you have the one that says "I bet you drink water out of a water bottle"

>https://youtu.be/4lTGy27F3Do?si=rV6QLiZCc-UvdPZ-

GameStop is saved! They're bringing back the credit card with 40% interest and pushing it on 18 year olds to buy their first xbox. Ryan Cohen is truly a visionary leader for trying such an out of the box strategy

>>56039522
Why is this redneck constanly on gamestops case??

>56039522
Based. If we’re gonna sell debt like it’s crack I want my favorite company to get in on the game. Imagine being a hedgie a and having to fud this. Kek.

NO ONE is buying AMC. Stop fucking talking about “losers” on Reddit who are doubling down despite Adam Aaron being a c*nt. it’s literally all fucking bits and paid accounts. Stop being so dense

>>56039560
>“losers” on Reddit
you really absolutely must go back

>>56039560
kek my favorite movie theater has you so pressed

RRP 1,606.244

PARTICIPANTS 96

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>56039603
>liking amc more than regal
Ok you’re definitely not a real person

>>56039603
Cinemark has better popcorn and shows anime movies too, the AMC near me has rats

>>56039607
>1.6
Yo what the fuck? I swear last time I looked, it was 1.8 and going (slightly) back up.
Who got liquified this time?

>>56039646
amc shows anime and cinemark has cum stains on their seats

>>56039646
Eating cinema popcorn
You don't even deserve green text

How's everyone holding up lately? Been away from the boards for a while, ngl got BG3, binged through Goblin Slayer and then jumped back into BG3 like an addict so Jiemi production has stalled.

Trying to get more Jiemi's out but I don't think I'll get most out by todays call. Hopefully optimistic on this, I'm expecting good numbers and if not, I've been hodling this long as a neet whats a little longer, right?

Anyways, new Jiemi out now.

>t. human fighter, eldritch knight, shadowbae waifu, Lae'zel, Karlach are my frens.

>>56038558
>Still waitin'
What are you waiting for?

>>56039686
I need a jiemi starfield companion bros

praying for a 20%+ dump for my birthday today

>>56039726
Who ever's been tracking my portfolio knows they'll be sucking my dick by Friday if they did that

>>56039629
idk why you're so against me when im probably more bullish on gme than you are. You will definitely sell before i do during moass

>>56039686
She looks good.

>56039780
>selling
Kek.

>>56039722
I've got Jiemi - Moon Mission Commander, rare Jiemi if you don't already have it.

>>56039345
>>56039424
The way I see it even they don't know. RC must have a tight ship this go around otherwise you're right, we would of seen some movement by now.

>people still think MOASS is going to happen

>>56039797
a dwindling amount of schizos, like japanese soldiers in the jungle after WW2

>people still think crypto has any real work value

>>56039793
we need a beach going swimsuit jiemi

I am here to kek bubblegum and chew Melvins, and I'm all out of Melvins

guys ive stumbled upon comedy gold

webull feeds are worth the sign up for the brokerage alone

jesus christ im having so much fun.

gamestocks baby

tick tock

yeah i'm sure you know more about finance than i do, you trust the science

>I read bullshit on reddit none of which has come true in three years, but it will one day! My -50% portfolio tells me I'm a genius investor

how does bill gates cock taste

>people still care that I’m holding this one specific stock

>56039869
WAGMI

>>56039793
A great one, picrel is good too. We need Jiemi AI anon and drawfag to come back with some new ones soon
>>56037778
I like this one. Very comfy

also, it's you 'have' a genius, not that you are one

>I claim to be from here but I also accuse others of having to go to Reddit to learn about this stock
You’re just never gonna get. The fact that you still push this narrative is actually kind of sad. How have your script writers not pivoted?

>>56039793
I pray to Todd this is modded in soon

>>56039901
i just modded out the niggers, having fun now

nothing will happen. nothing has ever happened.

>>56039913
>downloading from a honeypot
NGMI

>>56039914
just worship the negroes, goy, we bred them for you

>>56039341
kek you have people like Tinny and 2nogs in your ranks. Way more namefaggots altogether in /smg/ than there is in /gme/

>>56039686
I spoke too soon! Welcome back Jiemi anon, hope the new batch is going well. Lot of games to keep busy with lately. I'm excited for picrel to drop

>>56039923
>notify him that he just downloaded something from a glowwie honeypot
>YOU WORSHIP GROIDS
retard

>>56039974
i like some of the glowniggers, they convinced cris-chan to rape his mom and cull the midwits with a peaceful genocide

Digits and Cohen announces TEDDY at earnings later today.

>>56039927
because most of you are here from reddit with the agenda of shifting bags onto greater fools, in an environment where shitcoins exist and legions of jeets with vpns are competing against you for that increasingly tiny pool of XXiq money as we head into a high interest rate decade.
anyway, earnings soon!

>>56039998
So close

>>56039998

>>56040007
nobody cares

I wonder which executive is leaving today

>>56039998
Why? Why?
Did you have to go and give yourself the ol'spicy digit?
You never give yourself the ole spicy digit! Never!
Oh god now what

The next execute to leave will be Kenneth Griffin and he's going to the Shadow Realm

>>56039998
>off by one
It's over
>>56040011
>>56040033
>double dubs
We're back

>>56040044
checked

>>56040041
*executive
goddamn it

>>56040044
triple dubs now

>>56040066

>>56040066
Checked

>>56040053
no, in regards to ken g, execute is an apt word to use

>>56040066
Double double dubs coooooombooooo

>>56039837
details pls

AMC has steadily dropped from being about 2x the market cap of GME to 1/4 the market cap. Insane.

>>56040066
ouuu yeah, im thinkin wagmi

>>56039376

I wonder what it feels like for the people that think the smart move is to not we are gunna make it kek

>56040007
>he doesn’t know gme started here
Honestly I thank you guys for trying this line of fud. It’s the most bias affirming.

>>56040095
its like speed running /gme/ on our busiest day when we are up 20%+ in one session. insane speeds. little to no moderation. seemingly able to be spammed with both pictures / copypasts.

Buy the dip in AH or in the morning?

>>56040170
if it was me id probably guess morning

so AH is the play

>>56040170
>dip in AH

Holy crap AMC baggies

>>56040170
The dip ended at 1:30. That was the best the algo could do. If we dip again in ah I don’t think we go below that.

Insider here. Who's everyone's favorite Persona 4 character? I think you can all guess who mine is.

>>56040191
jesus they are getting BBBogged

When will crypto baggies learn?

>>56040235
Can someone go on a treasure hunt in the cringe mines deluxe? I don't know where they hang out these days but I imagine the seethe will be glorious

There but for the grace of God go us

>>56038583 38583
WGAMI.

>>56039702
The good times.

>>56040289
There’s an actually amc cuck in this thread right now. I don’t believe they exist desu.

DO SOMETHING RYAN WE TRUSTED YOU

What's the cope when even Zelda can't make us profitable? There's no bigger game launch on the horizon

>>56040342
nobody cares

>>56040342
>There's no bigger game launch on the horizon

>>56040331
Technically that analyst thinks it's undervalued at the moment.

>56040342
>us
Earnings don’t matter

>>56039177
do you think amc will go bankrupt even after all the millions of shares they sold?

>>56040369
Easily if there's an other COVID fiasco

>>56040369
What are they doing with the money from the dilutions?

>>56040376
I don't see that happening.

>crypto
>amc

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how much popcorn debt comes due 2026 again

kek baggies

woooooooooooooo

>>56040382
preventing bankruptcy I hope

>>56039155
>tfw you don't metric AMC post/pre reverse split because you sold at £50

Now it's just "the price". Hope this shit goes to £1 so I can own XXXX and sell at £100.

They should've bought GME.

Jesus amsneed is still tanking

>>56040383
Me neither, but I've got schizo friends that are panicking already at the thought

>>56040369
For sure. They have what, $5 billion in debt due over the next two years? This dilution isn't enough to make a dent in it. I doubt AMC holders would just hand over another $3 billion or whatever to AA.

>>56040383
Spanish Flu had like 4 waves over several years, it's possible.

>8 times the normal volume on AMC
lmao

>>56040369
Those 40 million shares they’re issuing barely cover interest on their debt. So, yeah, they are dead.

>>56040397
I’ve got some bad news for you. Amc was always going to be run into the ground. All the meme era did was make it easier for them to grift retards before they finally pulled the parachute chord.

just how much extra do they need on earnings day?

this is extravagant

>>56040419
as long as it squeezes before bankruptcy I'm fine with it dying,

Newfag here, thinking of simultaneously opening a buy and sell order on gme.

What kinds of news are we all hoping for?

POSTING THIS PREEMPTIVELY FOR EARNINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN120kCiVyQ

>>56040420
It’s really quite a show. The best part is I don’t even think anything crazy is gonna happen. I think now that there aren’t any moles they don’t know what’s comings and are terrified.

>>56040427
you should mentally prepare for a +/- 30-40% in the most extreme situations according to the daily basket boggening

or nothing

>>56040427
Cohen firing himself.

AMC is getting double zimmermans in the fucking face holy shit

>>56040427
Buy a call and a put, if that's what you're thinking.
It could be worth it, but maybe costs too much right now

>56040426
The dilutions literally gave shorts the shares they needed to close. Amc isn’t squeezing. Once again I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded.

>>56040433
cheers

>>56040451
>>56040427
cummon lads theyre called straddles

>>56040437
Watch the real DRS numbers come back now that Furlong is gone.

source: my weekend sunburn finally healed and my back feels good

>>56040231
funni teddie joke

Le DOT is PINK

>>56040353
Nobody actually buys Steam gift cards through GameStop

>>56040456
If I called it properly he would have just started thinking about porn instead of understanding

>>56040457
An interesting hypothesis

>>56040311
save some digits for the rest of us baker

Curious that nobody is talking about DRS numbers anymore.

>>56040451
I thought there was some news today?

Do earnings not matter with gme?

>>56040467
I do. I also actually bought Todd's Watch's Game through GameStop.

>>56040476
We all know the numbers will be lower due to hedgie tricks and totally NOT due to people realizing they've been scammed and selling

>>56040476
What's there to discuss? Mainstar Trust rugged, we know the numbers will be lowered.

>>56040457
I don’t think he was the mole. I think he may be the new ceo of whatever RC has been cooking up. Which would explain his not furlong tweet.

>RqKUolmQ
You're that faggot who spent an entire Sunday and Monday whining for the whole thread aren't you?

>56040491
You will never be able to cope with the fact that people figured that out almost within hours. You really should forget GameStop. I think it may be bad for your health.

>>56040501
Were they the only one doing IRA drs?

>>56040501
And that's a good thing, as a matter of fact drs numbers never mattered.

The goalposts they are A-moving

>>56040526
No, but iirc they represented over a million shares.

>>56040511
No, I was banned for gibberish text

>>56040526
No, but they were a popular one. IRA Financial is an alternative.

>>56040533
The goalposts haven't moved. DRS didn't become a thing until September of 2021. MOASS was a certainty even before then. DRS is just a way to protect your investment from broker fuckery.

what are they going to pump and dump next now that apes and BBBaggies are dead

>>56040572
What is it exactly that rc is doing that we can judge him by?

DRS numbers were always going to plateau at some point because there are bound to be many if not most people around the world who dont/wont//cant DRS their shares. As long as the number still goes up like it has been, it's good. That being said, I have not DRS'd any of my shares because fuck you thats why

https://youtu.be/jZpoDbFHwE4?si

do you feel it?

>AMC is down 40%
I didn't check since this morning and they've rugged even more

>>56040615
He's either throwing tens of millions of his own dollars at GME for shits and giggles or he thinks the price will go up.

>>56040503
Yeah, Cohen isn't the type to throw someone like his CEO under the bus with a tweet like "not for long" moments after he was let go. That 100% implies he is heading up something he is doing - likely teddy. DRS umbers are meaningless honestly, the share price keeps going down because every buy is routed through the DMM who is shorting it more and more and sending the retail buys through the dark pools, so even if you buy on CS its getting routed on a lit exchange which they simply inject between the bid and the ask whatever number they want. It'll be nice wen 100% DRS but we've not got the momentum we had because people are buying and not moving over their broker shares anymore. An estimated 1m per quarter is what we were doing I believe. Reddit killed the API and bots so the scraper for Computershared o longer works. Which truly I believe was the plan all along, try and kill the tally - they already fucked with the numbers once, so they clearly fear it.

>ctrl+f dog
>ctrl+f dad
>0 results found
ratbros...are you okay?

>>56040640
>Down 88% over the past year
What are they going to do when they can no longer use AMC to fuck things up? Surely that camel is on its last legs?

Ryan could lock the float himself. He's just periodically buying small lots to placate the cattle while doing absolutely nothing to turn the business around

>>56040685
They couldn't afford his salary now that their collateral is down 37% on the day.

>56040694
>invests $10m of his own money
>small lots
Try again Mohinder

>>56040722
He's a billionaire, 10m is nothing. It's like if you invested $10 and called it a day

I bet earnings sucks enough the threads become intolerable. When will the crab end? I want GME to go to six figures or go to zero already. I’m tired of it all

>>56040722

The guy is supposedly worth 3.5 billion. 10 million is 0.002% of his net worth. Try again Kyle. He's done FUCK ALL

>>56040732
No billionaire stays a billionaire by investing in companies they do not think are going to bring them profit. Especially if said billionaire is running said company. Sneed.

>>56040747
Disgusting little cohen cock sucker.

I truly don’t even know why they try this angle. It actually feels like desperation.

Test

7s

>>56040776
wack

>>56040739
Was fucking pet food really that profitable for Ryan? Damn I kinda thought he was like a $1 billionaire not a $3 billionaire. That means he went though one million, ten million, a hundred million, two hundred million, four hundred million, eight hundred million, one billion, multiple times. It’s kind of impossible for me to even imagine those kind of gains.
Is there some law against him buying the rest of the float? He doesn’t need to but it would sure be cool if he just said fuck it and wrapped this shit up so we could all go home

Anyone else ready for "meh" earnings and rampant shilling whenever the official DRS number is negative?

>56040738
>1pbtid
>says some gay shit

Nigga you gay

>>56040787
I'm not ready, but in case I'll just tune out for a couple of weeks

>>56040787
There won’t be an official drs count because Wall Street is a corrupt institution. We will be told how many shares Cede has so that means retail totally has the difference.
Also yeah I bet the earnings can even be positive but by a small enough margin it’s underwhelming. Being super far down it super far up would be exciting. But we’re totally going to be just barely one way or the other and people will spam annoying shit because of it.
I need the MOASS so I can stop coming to this god forsaken Irish archaeological research website

>>56040747
So Cohen doesn't think GameStop is profitable and doesn't believe in MOASS and you didn't argue once about him not doing a fucking thing for the company. Oh yeah, baggies are losing it

if they have a meh earnings with Zelda then they truly are fucked

>>56040787
>gme conference starts
>ryan cohen appears on screen in a log cabin, plaid blankie, with a cup of visibly hot choccie
>takes a sip
>whispers "sneed" to the camera

>He doesn't believe in the company!
Time is money, the most valuable cost is opportunity cost. Why would he bother running the company if it wasn't something he believed could succeed?
He could be off starting another company, ect.

>>56040852
Would be the first decent thing he has done for this shit show of a company.

Everybody has their panties in a twist today. I wonder why.

>>56040787
I don't necessarly mind "meh" earnings. Better than them being on the downswing. I do expect some DRS fuckery however. Retail seems to have lost steam so its going to come down to whales I think.

>>56039823
Don't worry fren, i've got a whole sports illustrated catalogue in the works.

>>56039938
Yeah I have a massive backlog of these, hands/eyes seem to give me the most trouble so I haven't been getting these out as fast as I would like, not to mention that od'ing on BG3 has been great as of late.

>>56040875
Half the redditors wouldn’t even know what it means and the other half would be calling the adl on RC. Kek.

>>56040892
>Don't worry fren, i've got a whole sports illustrated catalogue in the works.
I'll use it for a good edit like that rich pepe club pic

How long until earnings call?

>>56040948
2 weeks

>>56040948
they wont have an earnings call. Chobani is too shy to speak

Wow everybody decided they wanted to sell all their Apple today.

When is earnings, bagchads?

Just got an email from the big man himself. Says earnings will be positive and he’s gonna release Knack 3 as a dividend to shareholders

>>56040971
thats ryan selling so he can buy more GME

>>56040917
Hmm. I might have to redo the ones I have then since they come pre-rendered with a background and its been a pain for me to clear out. However I like the idea a ton. Make it like "fren day at the infinity pool" or a nice af yacht party.

>>56040985
I was gonna do video game related pool party

Anyone got a link for the earnings call? Thx.

>>56040983
Kek. Careful fren the shills and glowniggers will accuse you of fudding them.

Remember when RC said judge him by what he does? Now that he’s the executive chair he gets to do stuff and he choose not to speak at this earning. Perhaps actions will speak louder than words.

>>56040680
>Which truly I believe was the plan all along, try and kill the tally - they already fucked with the numbers once, so they clearly fear it.
I think once the "according to sneed" verbage showed up in the 10K they realized they had to kill the tally or the rising tally combined with flat official numbers would give away the game.

>>56041003
No call this time around. I think they’re just releasing the forms.

ryan is king

Thread moving so fast no one will see how comfy I am right now

>>56041031
Are you serious?

Can anyone explain how to sell from DRS and where the money would go? Im kind of dumb

>>56041064
>Can anyone explain how to sell from DRS
That's the neat part, you don't.

In all seriousness you just go into the website and click around until you sell shares, it's not a difficult process.
> and where the money would go? Im kind of dumb
Set up a linked bank account to receive ACH transfers.

Last minute to buy calls 'fore earnings sisters.

Still Holding.

If I sell from computershare I will receive a check in the mail because I do not trust my big bank won't just outright steal my money. Is this a retarded idea or should I just setup my bank with computershare and get the money electronically?

>>56041114
You people still have money?

less go

>>56041119
Still Holding! x4

brace for impact

>>56040784
I don’t think chewy was ever profitable while RC was in charge. He took on the pet stores with a goal of taking away as much business as possible from them. Once petsmart got annoyed enough, they bought chewy and raised prices.

Basically the Michael Scott paper company story.

Oh boy, it's almost time

>>56040852
I will yolo literally every single one of my kid's futures into GME if he did this this afternoon.

showtime, retards

>>56041148
He started chewy from the ground up fucktard.

I we go above $20 in AH I will suck every dick in this thread

C'MON GAMESTOP!!

THE SUSPENSE

>>56040426
It's going to squeeze directly to zero. I hope that works for you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56041174
Can I take my blowjob as an IOU and you can buy me someone attractive after MOASS?>
No offense anon but your neckbeard would prickle me balls.

Here come the rockets baby

>>56041174
if you suck every dick in this thread, it will go to $20

Kek baggies!!! Missed earnings by 0.02

WTFWT

sirs the stonk is rising

kek

here we go

OH NO!!

Dat green bar my ninjas

IT'S GETTIN WEIRD

Let's go, girls.

now this is a mega crab

>>56041232
Its spreading up and down wildly.

:D

D:

:D

D:

It's not out yet why are they spazzing out so much

https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-discloses-second-quarter-2023-results

>>56041213
it's a beat you dumbo

>>56041232
AHHHH WE REACHED THE WORLDINE

'Ere we go

Suck a fat cock boys. I'm doing an options play on Robin hood. I'm ready to burn money.

EPS -0.01
Estimate -0.14

Revenue 1.164B
Estimate 1.141B

>56041213
Wow that was fast. You were not only waiting to read the earning of a company whose stock you don’t own but also to come and post it in a this thread. Tyfys.

>>56041246
nice

>>56041260
hell yea

so close to break even. NO CALL

>>56041260
Holy shit bros we beat earnings

What ever happens, I will buy more

>>56041260
just drives that ship real coherently and for that reason im still in

>>56041273
But it's still negative.
If that's Q2, think how Q4 will be tho

>>56041260
RISE UP

>>56041260
Honestly, pretty solid but holy shit we were so close. $2.8 million. Why the duck didn’t you guys shop at GameStop?

HOLY FUCK

>>56041285
Steam sale

>>56041260
>>56041273
Link or didn’t happen, faggots

THE FIGHT RAGES ON

>2.8 million
that's furlong's salary kek

>>56041285
leases are rolling off, expenses dropped off a cliff

>>56041295
It's confirmed, fool

>>56041281
Q3 and Q4 are obviously both going to be positive because of the holidays. It’s pretty obvious looking at this that we’re actually going to have a profitable year.

lol this shit is about to explode.....Let God deal with the hedgies and we will focus on correcting this fucked up world

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUDE

This is a WIN bros

Hedgies are slowly being pushed off the ledge.

pretty fucking good

>>56041246
I don't understand meltdownsisters I thought the cash-on-hand was supposed to be going down every quarter what happened?

>>56041322
LFG

>>56041290
if only 200k people would have bought $30 worth of merch

Green.

absolute W for the day

amc beat down in combo with this

Sorry I don't buy things.

>>56041342
>>56041342
>>56041342
Threaded.

>Sophie Turner getting divorced
>GME green
The time is now. UNLEASH THE MOASS UNLEASH MY FUTURE

>>56041170
Learn how to read. I never said he didn’t start Chewy.

Only that while in charge of chewy his goal was revenue, not profit.

we just hit 20

>AH volume already over a milly
Hahah holy shit they're trying to hard to tamp it down.

>>56041083
Thanks anon
>>56041120
This is a great idea