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>> No.56037040

Mutts law..

>> No.56037067

>>56037012
Damn, are they ironically joking about how many army wives cheat during d
their husbands' deployment or whatever?

>> No.56037076

weapon's radiation may cause rare sperm dna skin pigmentation and irregular pregnancy durations

>> No.56037078

>>56037067
ye but does it pay or not

>> No.56037086

>>56037012
Enlistment is the hardest job you'll ever have where you still qualify for foodstamps.

Going officer though isn't bad.

>>56037067
Honestly, probably. The rangers bragging about SFRG is like an asbestos factory bragging about medical benefits. They probably just made the whole thing as ironically as possible because ranger regiment is gonna ruin their marriage anyways.

>> No.56037400

>>56037012
unironically yes if you're young and poor, just don't fuck your body up too bad

>> No.56037422

>>56037400
will i be able to raise my own children or do i have to be a cuckhold and get a black son

>> No.56037463

>>56037086
They won't let you be an officer if you're not a white female.

>> No.56037499

why is it always americans that worship the slave races?

>> No.56037675

>>56037499
they never had an existential threat. Also, the norse that settled in North America said that this land was cursed and drove people mad, so they left. They were probably right.

>> No.56037799

>>56037675
makes sense. the genetic stock for ex-european americans is exclusive to those running away from hardships in europe.

>> No.56037856

>>56037422
it pays shit.
and when ww3 kicks off, you'll have to kill people too.
you really want a murderer raising your kids?

>> No.56037863

>>56037012
for niggers.

>> No.56037891

>>56037799
This is ironically only true for british/german stock which seem to have dominated north america for most of its post-colonial history, but not true for mexicans with high european admixture (their ancestors came as conquistadors).

>> No.56037893

>>56037856
Most military jobs are mechanics and administrative work. You wouldn’t have to kill if you join with those kind of skills.

>> No.56037902

>>56037891
mexicans are just browns though, so who cares?

>> No.56037931

>>56037078
Just enough that you can risk your life and still qualify for food stamps.

>> No.56037988

>>56037893
like they call everyone to the front lines and you think you can be like oh, no, sorry officer, I joined the military in administrative function, I don't have to kill people.
and then he's gonna be like oh, OK anon, yea, that wouldn't be fair if we made you do stuff outside of your job description. even though your job description clearly states you may be required to kill people.

>> No.56038623

>>56037988
>everyone to the front lines
fucking kids man
even in ww3 most military personel will never see a fight

>> No.56038702

>>56038623
automated warfare is already here, and is a necessity to deal with hoards of browns trying to illegally cross borders.

>> No.56038808

>>56038702
And the white on white war in northern Europe. Can't forget the slavs.

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>>56037012
sounds boring and something you end up regretting in the long run
fuck, I can even see a better life with duck race than that lmao

>> No.56039212

>>56037799
Not necessarily true. Original American stock came from a wide range of religious persecuted to aristocrats that lost in the English Civil War. 1800s Euros, yes, they were the poors that got deported to the US or scammed by Mormons.

>> No.56041460
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56041460

I am an active duty US marine corps officer. It’s fucking hard depending on what you are doing. Unless you’re autistic you’ll probably hate it. 99% of biz would not be mentally, medically, or physically fit to serve. If you are joining to serve your country you are a fucking retard, you are working for oil.

You can get lucky though. My wife and I are living in Japan for 3 years and I have a pretty sweet job. It’s what you make of it. My salary is not bad either. I’m going to get out soon and go completely monk mode on the real estate market.

>> No.56041549

>>56037422
>>56037012
Just don't get married before/during your service like so many hicks do.