/biz/ - Business & Finance

Shit I bought a frozen pizza today and it was noticeably smaller. Maybe for the best, but damn.

What do Oil Chads buy to profit from rising Oil prices?
Specific stocks or something else?

It's ok /smg/
I forgive you

>>56034875
I own NRGU

Maybe I should join cash gang.

>>56034875
I hold stock in an oil company

All three checks I had mailed out from my BASED HOOD account arrived today. I had someone pick me up some shit from the grocery store on three occasions last week, on the 28th, 29th, and 31st, like bananas and that kind of thing. Then, since every dollar I have is in my HOOD account, to pay them back I just had it mail them checks. Fuck PYPL and CashApp and whatever other gay shit the kids use these days. If that person would have had a crypto wallet I reckon I could have just send them some BTC or whatever, but it would probably crash between deposit and withdrawal. Fuck all of the gay shit the kids use these days. The kids don't use HOOD these days because reddit says it's bad.

>>56034891
You what?

>>56034891
Thanks. Is that a stock?
>>56034900
Thanks. Which one?

>>56034875
They just wait forever for it to creep up like molasses instead of sudden, seemingly "random" moons like NATGAS. If you just insist on buying that slow creep shit near the top then UCO is what I've watched the paint dry with.

>>56034890
For what, being a bunch of NO BOIL NIGGERS?

>>56035002
You know what you did

>>56034946
thanks

>>56035002
BTW, henceforth, any time I refer to NO BOIL NIGGERS, there is ONE ANON who is EXEMPT from being a NIGGER despite him having NO BOIL. I hope that he knows who he is, and that he sees this and knows that if he is in fact a NIGGER, it is not because of having NO BOIL. Everyone else with NO BOIL = NIGGERS.

>>56035027
AYO DIS NIGGA BE BUYING BOIL

The systems are too complex modern society shall fail. The cascade has already begun.

>>56035071
Hundreds must die.

Reminder that you should unironically be stockpiling food and other essentials right now before the credit crisis hits and everything is frozen.

>>56035065
Only in small amounts at the start of each seed, always keeping plenty of dry powder for averaging down and further DROOPARINOING.

>>56035095
They're not gonna do it, are they?

>>56035095
I always do that anyway just in case of what the fuck ever, but thanks for keeping the notion refreshed.

i'm scared of equities but i want more than treasury yields. looking at these bond/loan/clo picks - am i crazy?
i know they'd get hammered in another debt crisis, but that seems pretty easy to get ahead of. i don't think we'll see fast rate hikes again, just gradual, so no duration risk. opinions?

>>56035103
DIS FROGNIGGA WANNA BE BOILED SLOWLY

EUROPE GOING DOWN, I REPEAT, EUROPE GOING DOWN, THE WEST HAS FALLEN

>>56035121
Fast probably not. What I see is never below 3% ever again, hopefully.

I'm just here for the futures. Thanks.

>>56035154
>futures

anyone else bought $AVAV or $KTOS with me? avav beat revenue hard , 40% rev growth holy sheeeit

>>56034816
zomg i love chewing on plastics

SPY gang we never stop winning.

>>56035200
Except today. Or the next 20 years.

I just bought 12 shares of UNG on the 24 HR BASED HOOD TRADING MARKET. Imagine being a limited trading hour NIGGER.

>>56035200
There’s a lot of premarket data and a fed speaker before open tomorrow so don’t get too excited about your puts

>>56035200
This woman can neither pole vault or high jump. Hard pass. Also I don't think the bear market is quite done just yet.

>>56035200
That's the absolute max tolerable in muscle. We can't really see her butt, might even be too muscly already. Also very very likely she's taking something though I can't tell what. Anavar barbies most often look different.

>>56035223
I hate kitchens styled like that.

I am pretty drunk but I decided I am definitely buying a shitton of dollar general tomorrow

>>56034939
Occidental Petroleum

>>56035244
Dis nigga wanna get dunked on by Buffett

>>56034816
>ASIA STOCKS FALL AS GLOBAL GROWTH CONCERNS MOUNT

Bros are we gonna be okay when the silent depression starts to explode louder than Krakatoa?

>>56035258
>silent depression
The what.

>>56035236
if i go onto google and type "dollar general" and "reddit" into the search bar and some gme style memestock comes up and youre shilling it here im going to come back here and promise to kill you online and irl

Could adderall be making me take more risky daytrades? I think the overconfidence I get from it prevents me from selling when I should

>>56035258
Cmon, not with these headlines

>>56035263
The opposite of the roaring twenties of last century.

>>56035280
So a brutal, grinding decade then another giganigga crash?

>>56035264
Reddit is right sometimes (Nvidia). I don't ever go to that shit hole or know if they are talking about it. I saw it shilled here today and I like the chart. Disregarding their opinion out of autistic rage is retarded. Anyways basically short women and I hate them so much it's unreal

>I have an extra sensitive clit that doesn't like oral

Dafuq

>>56035258
as long as you leverage puts and hedge shorts

>>56034875
USO and ENB. Personally speaking...
>>56034890
>>56035010
I'd do it, again >:(
>>56035230
>precooked bacon
Disgusting.

Might start an investment in Pakistan

>>56035308
>I'd do it, again >:(
Please don't... I can't take anymore

>>56035321
this is a nigerian stock exchange general

>>56035270
what I think is you are a retard gambling and a drug addict as well

>>56035337
You can't get money out of Nigeria

>>56035354
buddy, check the sugar computer

>>56035285
grinding downwards. It will probably really be a grind or for some stupid reason a sudden drop when nobody thinks of it anymore.

The fed seems to be willing to go for stagflation. Mester yesterday said the most stupid bullshit she could say, this though she appeare to be one of the hawks in the past. It's fuckin over. They will fuckin squeeze the general population absolutely fuckin dry to save companies and the stock market.

>Mester: "we will certainly not continue to raise interest rates until inflation has already fallen to 2%. Nor will we wait to lower interest rates until inflation is at 2%."

Not wait with lowering til 2%? Powell says he wants to reach 2% in a sustainable manner which means he wants SEVERAL following cpi readings with 2%. And she thinks she can lower rates even before we hit 2% the first time? That's betrayal towards Powell and towards the people who expect 2% inflation. If I see the markets pumping, I'm gonna start buying. I'm going to actually jump in on fighting the fed, since they aren't fighting.

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>56035027
Anon I love you. Long live the kangs. I haven't been here in months and I come back to see my old boil/drip kangs are still running this fucking general. It really warms what is left of my soul to know some of you listened. Most never listen. At the end of the day who is really the nigger?

>>56035382
He might be one of the few lucky Boilers who didn't buy december last year and waited til february. The others might have roped which is why he's the only one spamming it. Survivership bias

>>56035365
where's this fascination with a stable 2% come from? it's always been a target and has hovered above and below it forever. getting a downward trajectory at 4% then pausing because other indicators are showing a cooling isn't going to break the $.

>>56035382
OK, but if (You) have NO BOIL then you are a NO BOIL NIGGER and not exempt. That one Anon has childhood traumas that prevent him from being a BOIL BARON. I do not understand it, but I *respect* it, and he does not *bad mouth* BASED BOIL, so he is exempt.

>>56035395
2% inflation probably had historical relationship with population growth. But since growth is declining, inflation has to increase to account for what would occur normally

>>56035395
It should be fuckin 0, wtf do you mean fascination?
>Ever increasing prices is good
fuck off

>>56035406
as i understand it they'd like to run as close to 0% as possible but go with 2% because it gives them headroom (interventions take months to trickle through) and they are really fucking scared of deflation, and it also acts as a handy stealth tax.
>source: some radio documentary from the boe earlier this year

>>56035387
He is my most faithful disciple. He repeats the lessons I taught him. Commodities are a shitcoins. Energy commodities are like doge coin tier. Leveraged energy commodities/options is peak clown world. The $2 nat gas level is very resistant. I have always shilled entering in small batches that you can martingale down on. I tried to teach you. I tried but very few listened. I've shilled so many 300% plays here but i am just a poorfag that spends most of his time growing mushrooms and cooming. You never listen. You are a nigger but the worst kind

>>56035387
KEK! Yep, I bought in with what for me was *a lot* back when BOIL KANG was saying it wasn't too late, and got my ass handed to me, but I, get this now, CUT MY LOSSES and didn't just hold and hold. But, I still kept watching, and dipping my toes in here and there, and got some small gains, then took some substantial losses yet again. I took what was for me some breddy serious losses on I think FOUR occasions, but by that time I started SEEING how to actually work the shit, to the point that I knew I could do it with more patience and smarter strategies than "ALL IN RIGHT NOW AT ONCE" at some more or less arbitrary price point. I learned that I needed to spend more time OBSERVING that motherfucker (BOIL), like a HUNTER does his GAME, learning its behaviors, habits, *ranges*, etc...I WATCHED THAT MOTHERFUCKER CLOSE TILL I SEENT IT.

>>56035403
My legacy is tainted. I don't even know of who you speak. I was the KOLD Kang (grandma won't freeze this winter) before I was the BOIL Kang. You listen to false profits and for this I cry child

>>56035449
HAHAHA he just said he lost because of you >>56035457

I lost my life’s savings again, $250 on spy puts today. I just got paid too I have to wait another 2 weeks. What a load of ballocks

>futures
https://youtu.be/bMWr7NLOObw?si=OLx9hcylcRUZ6-tI

>>56035457
This nigga gets it. Shit just busts 20% on the regular and whenever it's a green day it's like a diagonal line up the whole day

You have to control your urge to coom too hard. She is a fickle mistress but you can learn a lot from her with time. True disciple

>>56035471
This is why you aren't supposed to lie on the broker application, a stupid broke goy like yourself shouldn't have access to options trading.

>>56035471
why do you guys love options so much? is there no other leveraged derivative you could play with that isn't so fickle?
>t. brit with spread betting, cfds on top of stonks

>>56035449
>I have always shilled entering in small batches that you can martingale down on.
YEP, this right here was CRUCIAL, and I accentuate it over and fucking over to thiese NIGGERS. BUT, others pointed out to me some BIG ASS HOLES in your knowledge of not only the commodity, but also the ETF itself, how it works with the contract rolls, CONTANGO, and all that shit. So, I started expanding my knowledge of those aspects, reading the EIA site, and various NATGAS news, on and on, until many pieces to the overall puzzle had flooded in and filled in some of those holes to at least a reasonably substantial degree. It all works together to help me determine when to do what and by how much, etc. It helps me to formulate much longer term strategies.

>>56035463
No, I know exactly who you are, and I am saying that you are NOT exempt from being a NO BOIL NIGGER if you have no BOIL, but another Anon is.

>>56035497
your margin risk is zero with buy to opens fucking pea brained kike wannabe

>>56035511
thats me btw :)
<3 u boilfren

>>56035449
can you elaborate for a very humble smoothbrain. teach me the boil ways senbai

>>56035498
CFD’s are illegal and the US and frankly I would feel embarrassed to trade them on a matter of pride

>>56035498
EU is superior.
IG also has high leveraged barrier-options etc. Not gonna bet against fuckin time and get fucked by these retards not moving the market and see my money melt away with time.

>>56035517
is she okay?

>>56035520
Always know that (You) are exempt when I say that (NO BOIL NIGGERS) and I only wish the blessings of the LORD GOD Almighty upon you fren.

>>56035501
You are the new boil Kang nigga san. I don't spend as much time here anymore. Learn that these lessons/skills can apply to any ticker and in my opinion the actual news or "why" is irrelevant. The average got won't have access to that until way after the fact and it will be too late. Someone pretending to do research was always a waste of time on my opinion. You just have to get a feel for the tickers. I can't do it anymore. I had some serious existential crisis moving around tens of thousands of dollars every day as a lifetime wagie. You learn how the charts move but at great cost. I spend my time cooming now

>>56035517
I'm aware, you still shouldn't have them. Degenerate gambling retards like yourself will simply waste your entire paycheck losing money on horrible options trades.

>>56035529
holy fuck what kind of clown shit is this

>>56035529
not tried cfds yet cause tax complications and just dipping my toes into spread betting which is classed as gambling so tax free (i think, hope, i wont declare it)

bros I get decent overtime on my next paycheck, give me some fucking dips to slurp

>>56035488
stupid birb

>BOIL this
>BOIL that
kek I bet you faggots liked trading this today

>>56035541
Makes more sense than the lottery. Odds are 50/50 either I win or the broker wins.

Anyway it’s a moot point, one day I’ll hit a good streak and then I’ll buy 4chan silently and then run psyops on only you

>>56035542
Yeah what because we have these things called exchanges, and they’re public and you get a best execution guarantee instead of schnozlestein marking your contracts down 90% just because he can. Retarded europoors always think dark markets are better

>>56035559
Tgt, dis, MMM, VZ, para

>>56035565
I unironically bought BOIL today

>>56035565
Whenever they mock you is the time to buy. It always was this way. Nothing has changed since the last time I was here

>>56035544
I actually don’t know too much about them. Here in America at least the meta forever has been tattooing black scholes to your forehead and forgetting anything else, but CFD’s do get large volume with large US IB’s

>>56035568
it's not we think they're better, it's that we can't access your exchanges as poorfag retail and our exchanges offer fuck all unless you really want to trade the unending excitement of the ftse

>>56035573
thanks

>>56035568
>he thinks it's 50/50, only because there are two options, losing and winning
LMAO

>>56035591
Uh yeah, either I win or I lose retard. And when I win, I make fucking boocoo bucks

I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'M IN
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'M IN

>>56035568
>
With CFD we can trade almost anything you trade, with leverage. We don't have margin requirement bullshit (25k on your account). We CAN'T go into negative, so no debt even if there is an event that would kick you into negative on margin trading. It's not allowed by EU regulation for private traders. I currently also get paid for shorting EU indices. I would also get money for shorting US, but US is too resilient.

>>56035588
Are you allowed to trade US stocks through CFD’s? Is that the best option for US exposure to you?

>>56035568
>Odds are 50/50 either I win or the broker wins.
Oh no no no no

>>56035596
Just because there are 2 options, doesn't mean your chances are 50/50. Go on gambling your life savings.

>>56035540
Well, that's the thing, it *doesn't* work with just any ticker, and here's a very quick/short nutshell of why: STOOKS prices are essentially arbitrary. They are based on little more than however many people are willing to pay whatever price for a share (of set number of total shares) on top of your buy in. PURE PONZI shit. But NATGAS has *some degree* of "limit" to its range, and *some degree* of predictability within macro contexts. You have a certain range of pricing that producers are willing to produce in or they will pack their fuckin shit up and go home. You have a certain range of pricing that buyers are willing to pay, and *that* is ranged within how badly they need it. Then you have the very tight supply/demand relationship based on temperature which drives powerburn for AC usage in summer, powerburn for heater usage in winter, AND actual gas heater use in winter on top of that! Then you have such times as spring and fall transitions to factor in where demand is going to DIPPARINO due to the point there is less AC and heater usage until the season being transitioned into kicks more fully in. And none of that has even touched on the primary reason prices are so low right now, which is the STORAGE. The Russia pipeline thing and all that caused a massive stockpile out of fear of freezing grandma, then the winter wound up being very mild so it didn't get used! Storage glut equals lower pricing. BUT, like you say, that shit will still do a "random" 10-15-20% mini moon almost like clockwork every so often.

>>56035577
>omg a stock is red one day, ever
nigger go back to pleddit

>>56035600
>we don't have margin requirement bullshit
Just for that alone I’m jealous, every time I blow an account getting above the margin threshold again sucks

>>56035604
we can directly buy shares but with spread betting or cfds it offers leverage and you can't lose more than your deposit so it makes it sort of pointless unless you're buying to hold long term. options i'm not so sure of.

>>56035565
Uh, yeah? How in the fuck are you going to enjoy semi-regular rips if there aren't semi-regular dips to buy before them? I was fuckin' thrilled to see that price today, and I expect it will go even lower, in which case I will buy even more.

>>56035604
CMCmarkets has 4782 US stocks to long. Short is sometimes restricted for individual stocks. 5x leverage.

>>56035611
wrong tag. correct >>56035565

>>56035606
70/30 because I'm better than normies. Just have to keep the bets steady. Same thing I do with football

My biggest regret was not holding onto DKNG. It was my original shill and I was beyond right but impatient and got out even instead of sticking to my thesis. Never again will I listen to you niggers. I come here to offer salvation. You should probably go to the gym it's the only thing the Jews can't steal from you

>>56035619
>x5 leverage
That is also pretty good. Most you can get is *4.5 in the US for retail I believe, if your broker lets you purchase *3 ETFs on margin even. Not including the implied leverage of options.

I do want to move to Switzerland at some point and live with the gnomes of Zurich, good to know I can make it there still

>>56035609
I am glad you have made money anon but I will say that the truth is embracing that you know nothing. Continue the strategy of cautious timely bets that you can martingale out of and not putting all your eggs into one basket. That was my core tenants but greed and success makes ones ego larger

All I know is entropy is real and things don't go one way for too long

>>56035629
Switzerland is not EU. Can't tell you how it is there and if there is a negative protection for retail traders.

>>56035366
nice dubs.

>BOIL
I tried to warn you about the contango. Truly, I did.
You did not listen. You never listen.

Imagine not holding uranium equities at the starting line of an epic run. I think URNM is going to see another 300% upside over the next 12 months.

>>56035492
>Reddit notification at the top
Kek

I am shorting ALLY. I will get heemed.

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>FUTURES

>>56035635
That’s even more based then, my taxes won’t go to pay Germany’s refugees.

>>56035643
>the starting line of an epic run
We're approaching the finish line of another small 20% pump. This is the time to be taking profits. Sprott will stay flattish, the microcap equities will decay back towards zero since they're all call options on a price level so extreme that it's inherently self-defeating.

>>56035634
Well yeah, that's *mostly* essentially exactly what I do despite all the rest! BTW, I very often advise to trade BOIL based on the THREE MONTH CHART. Some of these NIGGERS have charts that show something besides THREE MONTHS when you set it to THREE MONTHS, but set your charts to where it shows THREE FUCKING MONTHS to get your bearings on WHERE THE FUCK BOIL IS.
>>56035639
I did, very much appreciated.

>>56035644
I play raid shadow legends because it's just another gambling drug dopamine hit thing.

I get banned for calling people cucks or something every now and then

>futures
>>56035658
Wow I didn't have that Pepe before

>>56035663
https://www.football.ch/sfv/nationalteams/a-team/team.aspx

>>56035669

>>56035654
>just moved all of my banking to Ally

Oh no what do you know that I don't

>>56035668
It's how you learn the LOCAL RANGES. Hover over each of the peaks, troughs, and points in between. LEARN that shit, where it *tends* to go, where it *can* fucking go (zoom out and hover for that). Trade accordingly to *both* (the should and the could), be ready for *anything*. Pump that motherfucker like a BELLOWS.

>>56035658
>>56035671
whoops forgot to mention
it's over
>Verification not required.

>>56035689
asia is green

>>56035679
what was deleted???

>>56035693
Asia is green
Europe is read
We all know
This market is dead

>>56035688
BUY DIPS (start small, average down)
SELL RIPS (the same way, in pieces, it can keep climbing)
over and over.

>>56035365
A violent populist revolution is inevitable and that's a good thing.

>>56035695
How the fuck did I mess that one up? Man,
>red

>>56035689
I'm not going to save that one, it looks low effort, no desu

>>56035683
They tried bargain bin raiding but couldnt cook fast enough and now they hold some stank

>>56035679
I dont have anything to lose or that I care about I should have just left it desu.

>>56035704
I thought it was intentional. Only Japan is green that I saw of Asia though, but didn't look carefully. There's not much green at all, really, anywhere! It's over.

https://tradingeconomics.com/stocks

>>56035722
Just messing with you.

Bros I filtered 'BOIL' and this thread nearly became heterosexual.

>>56035745
>https://tradingeconomics.com/stocks
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468840
it is quite over, I must say.
>the requirement of verification is already met.

I'm going to cost-average KO.

>>56035752
Good, now filter FAGGOT and watch yourself disappear!
>>56035765
>that vid
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Europe:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>56035771
This but BRKB

>>56035804
Wann wird alles zusammen brechen?

The kind of shit that Kurzarbeit can't fix.

OH N-

>>56035845
2 Wochen, Brudi, 2 Wochen Inshallah

>>56035848
just means we're already in the recession, and already bottomed

Sneedfolio went up, then down, then up and ended up at the same place as before.

>>56035845
Actually it could be 13th september, CPI report. If not that, maybe 14th with PPI which will then give an indication for October CPI

>>56035848
do mortgage delinquency

>>56035865
>It's so bad, it can't get worse

>>56035848
depends on how you look at it :^)

>>56035879
the point is to squeeze consumption which if people are running out of credit to buy shit means it's working which is bullish. defaulting on your cc and telling the lender to fuck off or the auto financer to reposes your suv isn't anywhere like as bad as defaulting on your mortgage.

>>56035892
>defaulting on your mortgage
ain't happening

>>56035870
Mein Senf von gestern Nachmittag zu CPI: >>56030610

>>56035892
it means inflation will be under control sooner.
>inb4 only known zirp zoomers crying about oil prices forgetting that the us has an inbuilt price cap on oil and gas because as soon as they get anywhere near $90/barrel the giant swinging dick of the shale industry wakes up
>>56035902
exactly. rates stabilise until q2 24 then either carry on at what is this fairly normal historical rate or the fed will maneuverer downwards if needed.

>Big tech workers that moved from California to Texas already regret it and want to move out of Texas

Uh oh stinky, should I be shorting tech stocks right now?

>>56035294
Bitches love emojis

>>56035909
imo, FED funds rate will keep on rising for the remainder of this decade.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate at or above (positive) 7%.

>>56035908
Could be. I'm still staying short as I don't expect too much upside. As I said, I'm getting paid for shorting over night. It's more than I'd get for having the money in the bank (Tages oder Festgeld). Goal is DAX 14,5-14k if not lower.

>>56035457
>then took some substantial losses yet again

>>56035918
>>56035908
Never expect the market to stay at the right/fair price. It always tries the most degenerate/extreme price it can get away with, be it upside or downside.

>>56035917
you may well be right. all throughout the 10s there was talk about what central banks globally could do without going negative if there was a crisis similar to 08. i imagine they will use this opportunity to the maximum to get rates back to somewhere normal so they have both options to rise and cut during future crises.

>>56035917
There will be pull backs in between now and then.

>>56035917
They sure should. Not everybody wants to join the gambler's society (stock market). Some people just don't want to risk this. And it can't be that their fuckin savings are being eaten alive by inflation that is heavily caused by this low rates bullshittery.

What do you guys think about buying Pfizer stock right about now? Stock is at 1999 levels and they just rolled out TV commercials for mRNA tech? Flu season is coming up, COVID surging, chuds speculating about future lockdown restrictions. Should I bother looking at their financials or is that enough info to buy on?

Yields...

>>56035958
Hell no

>>56035958
eli lilly is still better, but novavax is due for a short squeeze

>yields
https://youtu.be/G2R2mtOkYjA?si=GsIYnAUowX_rp08s

>>56035958
would imagine flu and covid shots were priced in given its known well in advance how many will be needed and ordered. ignore /pol/ it's nothing but /x/ being lead around by the nose by foreign state actors.

>German Industrial Orders MoM Actual -11.7% (Forecast -4.3%, Previous 7.0%)

germany you ok?

>>56035994
Lol just wanted to post. And DAX will not care. But it's hilarious.

>>56035994
convince me this isn't the result of over ordering after covid supply chain problems

>>56035912
Anecdotal but my close friend's mom who is a techfag moved to Austin from the Silicon Valley (as many do) and moved back to the Silicon Valley within a year for a variety of reasons (from the infrastructure / Quality of living to the culture).

>>56035977
>eli lilly
If I wanted to buy the top of an already mooned stock I would just buy NVDA.
>novavax
Why so much short interest?

>>56035980
>yields
https://youtu.be/MCSH_ZdnEUM?si=wECNxRS989WAfzdd

>>56036009
>He doesn't know
Lilly and Novo will be the biggest pharma companies for the forseeable future as obesity meds take over the market

>>56035981
>ignore /pol/ it's nothing but /x/
Oh my 2 favorite boards besides here

>>56036009
>Good businesses?
>Who cares about that I only care about PE ratio!

>>56036009
LLY unironically only goes up while NVDA has double-topped, looking for dips after rips is retail loser mistake #1

>>56036038
/pol/ used to be fun until the mass reddit and boomer invasion in 2016 and since covid and rus/ukr is totally fucking unusable.

>>56036031
If this stuff won't get cancelled. I think on the WE some anons were talking about sideffects (muscleloss AND bone density) here. If this is true, it's bad.

My advice to any fatfuck is to LIFT instead of doing cardio. Building muscle is way more helpful to lose weight and regulate your hormonal balance than to wreck your joints and irrationally stress your kidneys with hourlong cardio. Cardio is for shedding the last bit of fat, not losing fat when you are +300 pounds. Muscles play a large role in insulin regulation. And bones seem to play a role in the amount of muscle mass you can build.

>>56036059
>If this stuff won't get cancelled
It won't, it is diabetes treatment that is misused for fatties to lose weight. At most it will be restricted and there will be a huge black market for it

>NVAX
Why Almost 50% of float is short?

>>56036058
I just post about Christianity and vaccines and presidential politics

Still a 5.6% GDP print for Q3

>>56036038
Ah yes the schizo trifecta

>>56036054
Don't care I'm still not buying the top of the LLY and Novo rips

what will you buy to survive the stagflation?

>>56036059
is that the one recently approved in the uk (god bless rnhs) thats side effects include a quite high likelihood of bowel cancer? so we're at a point where obesity is so bad its cheaper for the tax payer to fund these drugs for fatties and give them cancer treatment rather than telling them to put down the fork.

>>56036077
Yeah, for diabetes it might be a tradeoff, but for fatloss it will probably be banned if it is actually harmful in the aforementioned ways.

There might be a huge black market. But maybe drug manufacturers will be forced to produce less for there not be a huge black market.

>>56036089
>schizo

>>56036058
/pol/ peaked in 2016, Taking the "he will not divide us flag", giving isis coordinates to Russian bombers, kekistan and meme magic. Good times, but now its just low IQ qanon boomers bitter angry posting.

>>56036098
It's probably cheaper to fund them this stuff than to treat them later with operations and other drugs that they will need when being fat.

There actually should be a fuckin punishment for being fat if it is not a medical issue.

BoA raising CCJ to $44.50. Other Uranium companies should do 2-3x.

>>56036096
Food stocks and movie theaters. They always survive recessions/depressions too.

>Price of gas went up fucking 20 cents in a single day where I live

jesus christ man

>>56036098
>so we're at a point where obesity is so bad its cheaper for the tax payer to fund these drugs for fatties and give them cancer treatment rather than telling them to put down the fork.
Kek sounds indirectly bullish for PFE, which is what I want to buy. Also it's not just a matter of putting the fork down (although that's some of it), food isn't even real food anymore. Theres forever chemicals in the soil causing the fruits and vegetables to be less nutritious, same with meat. Everything is contaminated, there is no escape.

>>56036112
i'm usually a total lolbert but when you're in a country that insists on socialising healthcare directly out of your wage packet i can't not think this should be paid for by a very high tax on goyslop, especially takeaway goyslop. we already do it for alcohol and tobacco.

>>56036098
>quite high likelihood of bowel cancer?
How high we talking?

>>56036115
>Bank analyst
Prepare the opposite to happen

>>56036133
You have a tax on sugar. Germany doesn't. This was discussed in german tv a few days ago. There should be one, as it seems that manufacturers are able to produce the same candy with less sugar (Fanta for example) ,although I don't know if they add other stuff

>>56036133
>especially takeaway goyslop
The way you type makes me think you are a bong. If so, then your goyslop is nothing compared to the American fried slop that is rotting people from the inside out. Doner seems like it's not that bad for you compared to seed oil fried everything with a side of mayonnaise that the Americans get for takeout food.

>>56035994
That just means a greater bullish side when it turns... which is EXTREMELY bullish. This is literally too easy. SInce last month was kinda bearish, they will make up for it by being bullish this month and of course since we are nearing Christmas already, the subsequent two months will also be insanely bullish. Bullz literally cannot stop winning.
Nah, it's fine. Industrial orders down but look at the stocks in DAX. Most are extremely undervalued with extremely good earnings and guidance which outperformed even the most optimistic "expert". Aside from the ECB/FED literally going bananas with the rates (not gonna happen since they have given up on inflation control a long time ago), there is nothing bearish on the horizon. Some short term fluctuation in the industry? Nobody cares

>>56036153
Döner would be quite healthy if it wasn't for poor meat quality in some cases and the sauce which you can't tell what is in it. Other than that it's bread and vegetables. The meat is being heated/grilled and I don't think they pour any kind of oil over it. In greece they put tomatoes on top sometimes, so that the sweet tomato juice runs down over the meat.

>>56036141
it should be easy now we've done brexit (one of those big brexit benefits was zero rating tampons apparently?), just take the vat code for goyslop and change it from 20% to 1000%. now your shitty kebab £55.
>>56036153
difference is we all have to collectively pay and there is no incentive to take care of yourself because someone will always pick up the bill.

>>56036161
>Most are extremely undervalued with extremely good earnings and guidance which outperformed even the most optimistic "expert".
Here we go again..

>>56036165
But the kebab is actually fine? I am more doubtful towards chinese and indian food, which use a lot of sauces, which are made in Woks/Pans and they 100% use SNEEDoils, which is why if I eat any food outside it would be Döner and not chinese and especially not indian (not judging the taste of the food, but the ingredients sneedoils)

>>56036171
doner was an example, it would apply across the board from mcdonalds to ranjeets poopan masala and anything else that meets hmrcs definition of a takeaway.

Imagine if gas prices were to rise up into the same ridiculous level as the 1970's. normies would go apeshit.

>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1699291377157218539

>>56036171
Good Indian uses ghee (clarified butter) and Chinese use vegetable oil or sesame oil.

>>56036184
That's true, it says Ghee often. But who knows if that is all.. I simply mistrust eating food outside. Also italian. Have no problems with food at home. Eat chicken breast in italian restaurant, diarrhea. Thanks. What did they do it? Maybe added some seedoil (raps or sunflower),

>>56036165
>difference is we all have to collectively pay and there is no incentive to take care of yourself because someone will always pick up the bill.
It's essentially the same thing in America, you will get treated with or without insurance if you show up to the emergency room. It's just a matter of where they send the bill afterwards. Either to your health insurance or to you personally. And if you don't have anything anyways then what's one more bill you can't pay? No big deal

>>56036181
>mcdonalds tax
Never gonna happen

I love my smiggers, stay in cash

>>56036184
>and Chinese use vegetable oil or sesame oil.
Or gutter oil of you are in the homeland
>>56036165
>>56036171
Do they have deep fried butter in bongland?

>>56036214
what if it's something that needs ongoing treatment like the beetus or cancer? Yank healthcare is so propagandised over here that the average bong will genuinely believe they will swipe a card for $1mil before putting you in the ambulance.
>>56036218
the fat demographic is the largest (lol) in both our countries so yea it won't.

Actually nothing happening, lol

German banks getting bashed again

>>56036226
I'm no bong, I live in germany. From TV I know the british fry everything. The scottish seem to be worse (frying snickers and other stuff)

>>56036184
>sesame oil
Not by itself, most Chinese recipes call for rice bran, vegetable or chili oil (vegetable base). Sesame oil is is usually mixed for sauces with those.

>Commerzbank trying to justify the low industrial orders
Absolute kek. There is nothing wrong with some downward fluctuation in the data as long as it is only short term. Yes, the EU is kind of struggling right now. I think it is really messed up how they are still trying to maintain this facade in many parts of the EU. At least in Sweden they are acknowledging that the central bank has not done a good job and that the economy is contracting.
I am still of the opinion that this downward momentum of EU's economy is bullish though since everything was priced in last year

>>56036226
i've never heard of it. as klaus said we fry pretty much everything else (chip (fries) sandwich battered and deepfried is a popular one oop norf)

>>56036224
I wonder if 2024 will be the year?

>too late to get into oil
>too late to get into uranium
>too late to short bonds

>>56036264
early enough for intel

>>56036264
Not too late to short Indices?

WHERE IS MY SCAMPUMP!?

>>56036264
It's not too late for uranium. I am getting a 10x, uranium spot price could go to 180$. It's only at 58$ currently

>>56036278
Anon that shit is trending on twitter. Look at the chart. Sure it may explode higher but what are the odds? You are setting yourself up by buying at these levels. You sound like someone fired for buying bitcoin in december 2017.

>>56036275
reverse scam pump

>tfw too midwit to make money

>>56036310
This market is confusing me, that's illegal!

>>56036309
dont say i didnt try to save you

Literally nothing will happen, til US joins in 17 minutes maybe a fake pump until US open 5 1/2 hours later and dump or crab.

>>56035688
Back to 40

>>56036240
Is the EUs fuckery bullish for my trip to the Czech Republic in December? I want 50 cent beers

>>56035789
>>56035765
>>56035704
That's why you know the market will pump on open.

>futes

>>56036395
Yes, right into the 11 AM dump

>futures

>>56036264
Oil will probably go back to 75. NRGU will go to 400 dollars. Then to 1100 by november. Oil bull run.

>>56036416
And the 1 PM pump

And the 2 PM dump

And the 3 PM pump

And the 3:55 dump

Just crabbing along.

>red candles
money got different

>>56035966
Imagine the smell.

>>56036474
It’s been red in the early morning hours for the past few weeks. And it always turns around at about 10am and we close green.

Someone please tell me why ACMR has been pumping. I've asked this like 10 times and haven't got a single answer.

Other chips stocks aren't going up as much, NASDAQ is flat and it's a chink stock. I'm afraid it's a PND

>>56036546
They beat their earnings by a pretty wide margin.

>>56036557
They're chunks, or course they beat the earnings but how can you trust that shit?

>>56034860
>I bought a frozen pizza today and it was noticeably smaller. Maybe for the best
I've been trying to overcompensate inflation by buying much lower quantities of unhealthy food, also less fuel for the car and do errands by bicycle and actually get /fit/ in the process.
The great generation of people who lived through food rationing in the war, have shown to be much healthier as they reach old age.

>>56035200
sauce?

>>56036059
Heavy garden work (moving earth with a shovel and wheelbarrow) is perfect for both building muscles and cardio. Former fatfuck, I did it each of the last 3 winters and feel great.
Also eat less and beat inflation by buying less food.

>Eurozone Retail Sales (M/M) Jul: -0.2% (exp -0.2%; prevR -0.2%)
- Eurozone Retail Sales (Y/Y) Jul: -1.0% (exp -1.2%; prevR -1.0%)

Worse m/m, better y/y. I'm getting tired of this.

>>56036611
You could do that, but for that you would need a garden. I think nowadays it's easier to get a gym membership than having a garden to work at.

>futures

>>56036664
I’m so mad at my eurocuck and germ*n governments… nothing but bullshit environment and welfare pandering and brutal taxation on high incomes

god bless i got 80% of my equity in burgerclap stocks

>>56036676
Fuck off, Reichensteuer und Vermögenssteuer now.

>>56036575
most of us will never see our retirement because of the constant stream of chemicals and shit we've be in contact with our whole lives

>CHINA'S MOF: CHINA WILL REDUCE TAX FOR ADVANCED MANUFACTURING FIRMS.

damn man, China is gonna push all the emergency big red buttons and throw in the kitchen sink to save its own ass huh?

>>56035106
not yet. the CBDCs are not yet in place.

>>56036706
chips act with a side of egg fried rice

Reminder that bad things are going to happen soon. And under the pretext of entering the worst seasonality of the year it would be a good excuse for markets to tank and go back down to 2008 valuations

>>56036721
Either Canada with its housing shitshow or China with export/import fuckery will be the trigger that blows the markets in October this year, maybe.

>>56036732
>Canada
Now we are getting high on our horses. Ironically the canadian stock market pumped on the WAY worse than expected GDP reading 1-2 days ago.

>Bankruptcy filings have spiked to levels last seen during C19 and the Financial Crisis

Time to get some popcorn

>>56036732
canada is too small, china has steadied the ship of their developers and can move financial mountains to stimulate/unstimulate/blag its economy. if it's going to begin anywhere my bet is europe.

>>56036775
>all the zombie companies finally dying

>>56036394
Hell no. I am in CZ right now and let me tell you... it's ridiculously expensive. Things are un-ironically more expensive than in Scandinavia relative to how much people make and some things are just more expensive even when accounting for currency. Beer is no longer cheap here. I have absolutely no idea how the czech people manage in these conditions. Their wages are pathetic. The one thing they've got going on for them is that they actually own their own houses and their boomers actually share housing space with the rest of their family.
Plus, the climate here is resembling that of north Italy...
The inflation in these parts of the EU is horribly out of control.

>>56036775
Nature is healing

>>56036775
Bullish for big companies as the small ones keep dying out and/or getting absorbed by the bigger ones that can easily survive these "tough" rates. Especially bullish for tech and mega caps

>>56036775
Good.

>>56036721
They won't give us cheapies. Too many people are waiting to buy the dip.

>>56035354
>>56035358

/grain gang

>>56036907
Kek@Palladium, -60% at least from the top.

>>56036921
it do be like that

>>56036921
Look at the South African PGM miners. Might be bottoming in a few months.

>>56036955
I'd rather buy the metal itself than rely on a company being profitable that is supposed to mine that shit. Should they fail for whatever reason the metal could moon, but the company still do nothing or crash. If I'd buy a stock only companies that are NOT raw materials, but products that you can't trade directly

>>56036907
>only up $42 on my wheat position

>>56036702
GTFO ahmed

>>56036983
Bürgergeld für alle!

>>56036971
Buying the metal itself is fine. When the price of the underlying metal goes up it lifts up most of these companies the good the bad and the ugly. At the end of the day the quality assets go up the most.

>>56036993
I mean, if you bought Angloplatinum after the corona crash you would have made good money, but look at it now. Platinum didn't crash as much in comparison I'd say. It was overblown, as all stocks. So even the miners are pretty much dependent on a generally bullish sentiment on stocks.

>>56037001
Agreed. They're not long term holds just sentiment play and price speculation of the underlying metal.

I just want to make money.

>>56036610
don't leave me hanging bros

>>56037066
You're better off asking /fit

>>56037049
We don't do that here. Go and watch Mark Douglas if you wanna know though. I'm too brainlet for this market, I fear
>>56037066
Google tells me Vivi Winkler

>futes

>oil going down
>but americans pumping tech again

>>56037091
Money out money in, doesn't matter if it makes sense, money has to flow to make more money out of nothing. Movement is all.

As someone who turned 18 in 2008 it's kind of wild to me that you can get like ~5% returns for just doing nothing but holding cash in an account now. I mean, risk-free returns? They let me get away with this? Crazy.

>>56037066
Oh yeah, I checked. A known massive steroids abuser (looks like test + anavar + other things you can typically find in South America) known as Vivi Winkler.

Also, how quickly do you guys reckon will the more expensive oil show itself in higher producer prices and consequently higher inflation? A month? This and next month's CPI should be pretty brutal.
Some websites are reporting an expected m/m value of 0.8% (four times normal)... sounds bad for Powell

>>56037128
Gasoline and Fueloil took 3-4 weeks to increase in retail prices if you look at the Weekyl petroleum report of the last 5-6 weeks. This could also be because the gas stations didn't lower prices accordingly to market prices in the first place, so they didn't need to hike instantly with market prices rising.

>>56037119
You get 5% but you lose 7% through inflation.

>>56037079
>>56037128
thanks m8

>>56037153
Inflation is a meme. I just buy less stuff.

>>56037160
That's one of the dumbest things I've heard.

WHERE IS THE SLURP COMMANDO?! THIS IS TOO LOW. You've got 8 minutes. Make yourself ready!

>>56037160
Ok, this is a troll, DO NOT REPLY

So when does nvidia pay divvies.

>>56037193
>$0.04 dividend on a $450 stock.

>>56037193
the 28th

>>56037222
Shiiiet, should buy soon for that sweet sweet divvy

>>56037049
Me too, anon. Me too. But we can't all be winners, and I will be the winner today.

1st for BOIL

>>56037119
You fucking retard whatever risk free return you get is always lower than inflation

Holding cash is the most retarded thing you could so. Especially since you're so young. At 18 you should be 100% in equity literally every penny you have should go into stocks. You're so young it literally doesn't matter what happens in the short term you'll make bank by the time you're 40

>>56034816
Nobody told me to buy the weed etf

I'm thinking of buying a bunch of tanker stocks. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

>>56035929
Made all that back and lots more since then!

>>56037309
keep an eye on the drewry container index. most tickers move in line with this

I am going to buy SOXL weeklies because you're not giving me anything better, the fuck...

Did somebody hit accidentally hit the buy button?

Will bitfarms make me rich or should I start selling and buying UPRO or SCHD? Have 25k shares

>>56037434
>Futures
https://youtu.be/vecj2yJu648?si=uJzC9K51TXoHSMog

>>56037309
>I'm thinking of buying a bunch of tanker stocks. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
you lose 50% of your capital as you watch them crab down for the next 6 months

Look at those burgers slurping EU

>>56034822
>>56034822
>>56034822
new
>>56034822
>>56034822
>>56034822
new