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>>56030488
this thread sucks

False Flag Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56029030

nigger oil baker edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56029030

this market is a scam. Stocks should be down when dollar and oil are both ripping. Fuck this shit.

nigger oil baker edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56029030 #

>>56030520
Oil is a lagging indicator it will be reflected in cpi prints soon. Also usd is the best currency in the world have some patriotism.

i hope this thread and its original poster (or 'OP') get removed... permanently

>>56030528
I'm not arguing over th USD. It is unironically the best currency. I just hate the equity copium. It should correct on days like this.

hey ttoo baggies
how you holding up

Cannabis
>MSOX
>MSOS
>AYRWF

>>56030528
RIP lil flier

>>56030551
I have 65 shares of MSOS that are down 74%
I have 3 shares of MSOS that are up 46%

>Oh, hey there, do (You) have any BOIL? No? Oh, sorry, I won't ever give my perfect, still preserved virgin pussy to a NO BOIL NIGGER

>>56030528
>Oil is a lagging indicator
WTF you retarded nigger

>>56030576
lol

>>56030546
Our time will come soon enough.
>>56030576
Sorry forgot energy was excluded from core.

how long are flies supposed to live? because i think i have the methuselah giga nigga of flies in my house

>>56030598
About 14 days.

>>56030528
They'll continue to report CPI purposefully soft at least until the US pres. election in 2024.
For almost a full year m/m reported CPI has been a fraction of m/m Cleveland FED inflation nowcasting. The spread has probably never been wider (for longer.)
People seriously expecting that next m/m CPI will be reported anywhere near 0.79 as presumed by inflation nowcasting is absolutely delusional.

>>56030610
September CPI just ticked up from 0.39MoM to 0.45 :^)

>>56030610
Give me a play.

OIL CHADERINOS!

IT'S

>cocoa
>sugar
It's over for candy enthusiasts.

Shittiest /smg/ we've had in a while. Oil OP is a punk bitch and two different people posted links.

OOOO
VVVV
EEEE
RRRR
MMUUAHAHAH
>*COUGH* slurp smack slurp
Mmmmm...
B A S E D

>>56030618
This is what I'm referring too.

>>56030625

>>56030622
>A N

>>56030638
No I agree - the largest propaganda, lying about economic data period of probably the last 50 years minimum
just noting that the new update came out for today, showing that September MoM is moving higher since the last reading from 0.39 to now 0.45

>>56030652
You missed my dijits

who wanna short the cyber truck

>>56030645
grow up. if you can't go to /pol/

Im offically betting against America.
Brought some QQQ puts for november looking forward to seeing them print

>>56030686
what strike? How big of a dip are you really expecting?

>>56030652
Ugh
NIGGER

>>56030690
50%

OIL
BOIL
URNM and
LIT-ion coils

>>56030690
360 an easy hit, here's some strikes for you.

>>56030682
>Opinion discarded.

>>56030690
330, feel thats in reasonable correction territory without the fed turning the printer on again.
Only a retrace back to May's levels.
I am fairly confident AI in its current form is a bubble, which is where alot of the growth is, the only question is if the timing is right

Will utilities hold up well during a recession or will they go down with the rest of the market?

>>56030686
Now I feel dumb for having October expiry

>>56030718
>>56030703
360 seems reasonable but 330 seems a little bit pipe-dream esque. If we stopped going up from here I could maybe see how 330 makes sense but I wouldn't besurprised if we climb up another $10 bucks or so. I was thinking of puts on nasdaq as well but I was just curious what people were thinking more than anything because I've seen some unhinged calls for 300

>>56030711
are you 12 years old?

>>56030723
If people become unemployed, do you think they will spend money on food or utility bills?

Hahahahaha holy fucking SHIT imagine still being a fucking bear! Goddamn the cope is endless lmao

>>56030777
For me it's food.
>>56030791
For me it's the memelines.

My TSLA is mooning, boboid shorters BTFO.

>>56030773
Fuck off to reddit with your neurotypical superiority complex, niggerfagtard.

>>56030791
isnt it going down? or are my charts rigged

>>56030804
I just longed butter because of this webm.

>>56030791
are we looking at the same comupter, buddy?

>>56030843
What are some hairloss prevention tickers, and what are some razor blade tickers?

>>56030828
I'm up 2% today because I'm not shorting tech like a fucking retard

>>56030645
Good morning house
You did bought sugar at 100 right?

>>56030859
i unironically love the nigerian stock exchange market pick alert. they all seem so friendly.

You're sweating mumu, you have a little exercise during your lunch break?

>>56030857
seems like this is the time to short the nasdaq.

>put my life savings into EBET
>down 17%

How do I cope with falling for an obvious Pajeet scam?

>>56030791
Top signal

>>56030892
>How do I cope with falling for an obvious Pajeet scam?
You could have put your life savings a year ago in the world's safest asset US long duration treasury bonds and been down the same amount

>>56030699
URNM and CCJ are doing some crazy moves lately, leaves me bewildered.

YOU GOT TO
KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN

>>56030892
Just give me your money. I will handle it better than you ever could.

>>56030859
>na cruise
??? Cruise and blast? lol

>airbnb to join shit&piss

>>56030892
I thought one collected EBT, not invested in it

>>56030885
>>56030900
Lmao get fucking WRECKED you absolute faggots

>XHB Hombuilders ETF down 4%
What's happening here?

>>56030856
Kek the bro with the bud light at the end

>>56030859
Your words are comforting to my hearth. I got into sugar at 17 Naira I did my due diligence and got it for Kobo on the Naira. Thanks brother God Bless.

>>56030873
They are a polite bunch. I wonder if General Butt Naked is a janny there now.

SHORT UAL
SHORT UAL
SHORT UAL
HACKED BY RUSSIANS AND CHINESE AND NORTH KOREANS

>>56030892
deserved

>>56030984
probably the og admin, retired to the bahamas on his bond yeilds. i wonder if they only invest in the nigerian stock market because they're blocked/priced out of western markets or they just prefer it for whatever national pride or local knowledge reasons.

Short NVO $190.84

>>56030968
Yields computer does not lie

where can i see neat data such as updated charts for the worldwide consumption of computers and laptops?

TLT bros it's not fair.

>>56030968
>mumu still thinks his house of cards isnt collapsing in the very moment

>>56030984
GBN is a man of God now, and a farmer.

>>56031043
https://www.statista.com/study/57197/manufacturing-computers-and-electronics---global/

Closing my yen short here

Bobos be like

>>56031055
Aren't you fucking exhausted after saying this shit for years and being wrong??

My NDX puts are going to expire OTM. Fuck this gay crab market, I know the market makers send spies here to ruin my plays and I WILL destroy this general with my shot posting if you don’t stop

>>56031078
https://www.gartner.com/en/newsroom/press-releases/04-11-2023-gartner-says-worldwide-pc-shipments-declined-30-percent-in-first-quarter-of-2023#:~:text=Worldwide%20PC%20shipments%20totaled%2055.2,preliminary%20results%20by%20Gartner%2C%20Inc.
and before anyone asks i honestly don't know if normies make the distinction between pcs and laptops any more.

>>56031093
Puts are not da wae. Next time maybe you'll buy calls, call buyers win.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>>56031106
You’re on of them. Eat my ass big money benchod basterd

>>56031111
CHECKED
>CHECKED
CHECKED
&
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>56031088
>couple weeks
>years

chose one pedro

>>56030919
It's because of Niger chimping out

>Markets
https://youtu.be/PcGJBNoQUEw?si=2xJErF54TCls1IOC

This crabbing shit is lame

>>56031151

>>56031093
why would you buy puts expiring now and not october/november?

>>56031023
DESU that sugar play might’ve made a bunch of Nigerian anons rich. And good for them.

>>56031175
Because I want money now, not in October or November.

>>56031175
Some people live for the thrills

CLEAN IT UP TRANNY

I should have sold NVDA at 500 shouldn't I?

>he actually logs into his broker still

>>56030488
Yeilds are just returning to their historical averages. The US 10yr yeild averages 5-6%. Yeilds are a nothing burger and not unprecedented

>>56030937
Top signal

>>56031181
based. can't hate on africa for never helping itself then shit on these guys for trying (and hopefully succeeding). they all seem to be dcaing literal pennies into their portfolios and making for them some profit.

>>56031197
How did you know???
I mean, yeah, I mainly do it to buy/trade. But really; how did you know???
>>56031203
>"yeild" 3 different times.
>doesn't know how to spell "yield"
Stop using spell check, it's Hertz(HTZ) you in other places...

>>56031214
>dcaing literal pennies into their portfolios
I do that too, the LORD GOD Almighty gave us HOOD fractional shares as a BLESSING.

>>56031063
And I still wouldn’t want to make him angry

So large cap tech stocks really are the only safe haven. I can't believe that Netflix is safer than treasury bonds or defensive sector stocks

>FAA Cancels United Airlines Nationwide Ground-Stop

...Bros? Should I be shorting airline stocks?

cool cat market

>Yields

https://youtu.be/bcHb8LaVpu0?si=kxmjiLh1To6gJJma

>>56031272
are normies really still watching shitflex?

>>56031272
been holding some offensive RTX broken engine stock for a bit. green today

>>56031272
Nothing is safer than parking your $ in HOOD for 4.9% while awaiting the pull of the trigger in BOIL buy zones.

>>56030488
i had to double check and make sure we weren't splitting threads. Why is it so fucking slow around here?

lol Oil bros getting heemd since the creation of this thread

>>56031272
we could have a severe recession and one of the last things people would give up whilst stuck at home permanently during their free time (because they're too poor to do anything but work and return to their accommodation (i say accommodation because an actual home is looking like a increasingly unrealistic prospect for many)) is to mindlessly consume tv and social media because there is nothing else for them to do. it's a captive audience.

>>56031340
September

>>56031346
It was a poorly made thread, and now they're paying for it.
Pottery, really.

>>56031340
We’ve been crabbing around a tight 0.5% corridor for a fucking week. There’s nothing happening. It’s bullshit honestly

>>56031340
the market's fucking dead, there's nothing to look at, it's a waste of time

>>56031340
Bears have been so utterly obnoxious for the last year+ that most people have fucked off

FUCK OIL
IM FUCKING BUYING URANIUM

>>56031339
>Nothing is safer than parking your $ in HOOD for 4.9%
Why? You can get 4.9% per month in risk-free megacap tech stocks
>>56031347
Yeah I was just thinking about that. People are too dumb to use torrents and they will never ever give up their streaming service. Maybe the expensive live TV services like Hulu would lose a lost of customers in a recession, but not Netflix

>>56031340
you have to have a genuine interest in markets and economics to gaf outside of periods of prosperity or outright recessions that are talked about widely in society.
if there's a significant jump in unemployment or housing begins tanking then it'll be busy with normies wondering if the end of the world is upon them.

>>56031339
Is the only point of BOIL to bet against it? Will we ever see the 2019 prices again?

>inflation is NOT cooling
>the Fed is NOT pivoting
>there is no "soft landing"
>Ukraine is NOT winning
>DXY is NOT stopping the pump
Forward this message to fellow CHADS, ignore if you're a libtard.

>>56031195
FAANG GREEN
NVDIA FLAT
AHAHAHAH

>>56031384
All of that is bullish for megacap tech stocks and there the entire stock market

>>56031375
for the kind of person who can enjoy the output netflix provides, $10/month or whatever it is now isn't a significant outlay even for the lowliest wagie as it provides 100s of hours a year in taking your mind off shit and giving you something you can relate to with other folk. we can sneer but thats ignoring whats going on.

>>56031398
Yep, in hindsight it's obvious: Meta, Netflix, Alphabet, Microsoft are the new low risk defensive sector. I honestly can't see anything that would negatively affect their share price. They can even ride the AI hype train when they need to

>>56031372
my XOM up 9.7% but probably letting it ride. think i have limit sell at 119.99. XLU really looking like a buy soon.

>>56031380
I just buy dips and sell rips over and over, but if you ain't got any when those stratospheric prices return then it ain't goin' to matter, you'll be just another NO BOIL NIGGER.

>>56031442
Oil servicers and refiners are the alpha plays at this point in time.

>>56031398
>wasting your time watching niggered up goy propaganda
lmao even, do Normies really?
i guess so why am i even asking

>>56030757
It was 300 six months ago
You telling me in real world assets, Tech has increased in value by nearly 30%, without it being a bubble?

>>56031437
it's sad in the same way the tv atomised former community activities like visiting the pub most evenings, but then we're here to make money not try and shape society so we have to try and avoid biases in what we think are pointless wastes of time and money.

>>56031471
Yes you dense motherfucker

btw i'm not saying buy netflix, just imo these companies are more resilient during a recession than many might think.

>>56031492
so is pirating

>glowniggers circlejerking about tech

I been gone from the markets for a week now, have any retarded dogshit scams popped or what

im cashgang

>>56031525
Ultimate fucking schizo bullshit from desperate bears at this point holy shit

DOWdudes...

I want to chase GTLB so bad

I am losing money to this irrational bull market

>>56031511
during the height of pirating in the early/mid 00s most people still didn't know how to do it and for those that did it was far easier and lower risk. i don't think the average zoomer would even know where to begin even if they knew what a torrent was. (former winmx enjoying 30 something boomer here)

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

>>56031539

Shouldn't you be working on your story points for your Indian manager in Jira, Anon?

>>56031535
Hi cashgang I'm dad.

>>56031535
Same, I've been for almost a month now. I'm just sick and tired of the crab.

>>56031551

Putting all your money in a money market fund is literally idiot proof. High for longer and all that

What’s the lowest IQ board and why is it /v/?

>>56031492
The problem with NFLX has always been valuation. They were a growth stock disrupting the old TV/cable industry, then around 2018 they peaked but the stock kept pumping to infinity on some dreams of "operating leverage". That never materialized. They already have the whole US customer base, and there's limited space left to fuck over users before they just say fuck it and leave the service.
The past few years have made it incredibly obvious that NFLX is just another liquidity dump stock. It floats on liquidity, and dies during panics. Long term, going nowhere because it's 50x earnings and zero growth beyond inflation.

They have that network effect which makes it appear as some unbreakable monopoly over streaming, but what moat do they actually have? Most of their series are filler trash. Even the series they put their weight into, like Stranger Things or The Witcher, have kind of outlived their interest. Perhaps it's a problem with the binge format vs weekly episode drops. Who knows?
The point is, if they pull some shady price raise shit that goes beyond what their users consider acceptable, if it stops looking like some cheap "value" subscription, they're at serious risk that the same network effect of everyone discussing their shows shifts to a mass discussing of dropping that shit. Same thing happened to cable. Once the conversation is more about how netflix sucks now and there's always a few friends cutting in to say you should all drop it, the deathspiral comes quick.

One final note - I mentioned 50x earnings above. That's based on questionable content amortization accounting. Most shows peak in the first month and then die. Netflix amortizes their value over 4 years. This leads to bigger non-cash upfront profits, but the cashflow does not lie.

>>56031537
>Ultimate fucking schizo bullshit from desperate bears at this point holy shit

>>56031539

Market is all in on calls I want to go opposite. They have no response to github other than the hope Google buys them.

>>56031544
You must become irrational

>>56031535
hi cashgang, i am gangbang. GBTC

>>56031612
That is a hard thing to do
Should I only trade while intoxicated in these market conditions?
It certainly feels like it

>>56031535
Me too. I made money on shorting the downturn last month. There was a weak buy signal I chose not to take last week. The ether is flowing in an uncertain way. I am not sure of the direction of the dandelion seeds.
Also the daily puzzle on lichess is confuzzling me and I can't figure it out.
https://lichess.org/training/2v8vw

>>56031577
>Most of their series are filler trash
People don't care, they will watch anything and think its good as long as they're told that it's good
>if they pull some shady price raise shit that goes beyond what their users consider acceptable
All of the streaming services are raising their prices and Netflix has already started their password sharing crackdown. People don't care, streaming is a fundamental requirement in their life like food and shelter. Expensive services like Hulu and YoutubeTV might see less customers but not Netflix
>50x earnings
Does it really matter anymore? Money needs somewhere to go and megacap tech stocks are the new safe havens

>>56031545
People pay for convenience and are lazy. Most zoomers just consoom like the good little goy they are. They don't think about anything. I myself am a zoomer, and I pirate movies. Why would I pay jewflix for a certain selection of movies when I could just get every movie ever made in 4k hdr with dobly surround sound?

>>56031610
yeah it's really greedy to be long on it from here but the upside potential is pretty nice. Looks like they are targeting 60 and the chart looks like a classic breakout setup to me. I opened a small position and might buy more before close.

>>56031577
i'm not massively clued up on the sector but for netflix and the likes in particular (that offer no other service or revenue stream) their shit could be cooked as the costs of production coupled with the strikes in basically everything to do with that rise massively, leaving them with no choice but to offer increasing prices for less original content and everyone just as you say says fuck it and sticks with prime where at least you get free delivery etc as a bonus, plus amazon has the muscle to pay writers, production staff etc what they want if they really want stuff made.
ty for the detailed reply, i'm tired and a little pissed so my shit is all over the place this evening.

>>56031638
What's amazing is that zoomers aren't capable of using computers and the windows operating system. They only know how to use iOS and Android on their phone and tablets. Boomers are often more capable with computers than zoomers

>>56031545
>far easier and lower risk
As a boomer who was there to watch Napster happen, I think you're right, before ISPs got good at figuring out who was downloading what. Not to mention the various niche sites on small hosting providers who just had direct links to roms, jpop, and the occasional anime.

i only pay for netflix for my mom and also it works on my TV easier. I really just can't be bothered to pirate a lot of things anymore. It's not worth the hassle

Will the Nvidia divvies be paid out before the market or after the market closes tomorrow?

>>56031673
I acknowledge this meme of zoomers cannot into local file storage may be real, but I don't wish to believe it.

>>56031535
bottom signal

>yields spiking
>DXY pumping
>indices will close green
It's incredible

>>56031673
>zoomers aren't capable of using computers and the windows operating system
That's because Microjew made it fucking unusable garbage after 7, no wonder anyone who hasn't had a chance to use a Windows that actually worked can figure that shit out.

>>56030546
Answer: market will not correct more than 5%, NVDA might go back to 450 at most, then up to 600. They will keep the market higher, longer so they can claim it is legitimate when biden gets 110 million votes to trump's 105. The system is kept vague on purpose, to justify nonsense.

Anyone sane can see this leads to yugoslavic dissolution and violent ethnic cleansing of the 'elites' who made it happen, but in their heads they think they're holding onto something that belongs to them.

Oil retrace to 79, pump to 110 by the end of the year. NRGU to 1200 in november.

>>56031677
once the laws they lobbied for were in place the cunts would seed their ip then send the state after those who downloaded and either forgot to set their seed level to 0 or didn't understand how torrenting worked to begin with.
a german ex gf of mine fucking flipped at me for downloading some music over her internet connection in germany after her step brother got a several thousand euro fine from some label and had to pay due to whatever law they'd introduced. that was circa 2011 and by that point piracy for normies was well on its way out.

>>56031635
>People don't care, they will watch anything and think its good as long as they're told that it's good
People do care. Everyone got hyped up for Game of Thrones and then the last season sucked ass. No one is going to recommend a dogshit show, even if they might watch it themselves out of absolute laziness.

>Does it really matter anymore? Money needs somewhere to go and megacap tech stocks are the new safe havens
This is the bull case, as mentioned in my post. But it's just another generic momentum trade name. Longer term, any pump today inevitably leads to another collapse, which then leads to another pump because all our government does nowadays is print more money to solve every problem. Won't outperform anything meaningfully though.

>All of the streaming services are raising their prices
A lot of money was printed and inflation has been accepted in the consumer conscious. Doesn't mean they can raise prices infinitely. This same inflation also hits them on the costs end, although it does inflate profits because content paid for pre-inflation is now technically more valuable.

>>56031696
Its true, and it's not only zoomers. I know guys in their 30s that forgot how to use Windows because they've been exclusively using a phone/tablet and video game console for 10+ years. My mid 30s friend got a laptop recently and I had to walk him through step by step how to do basic things

>>56031673
0:19
>BUNDA

Imagine buying NFLX to watch garbage rather than Fmovies to watch Little House on the Prairie free.

Gf just let me know she will receive 1 million euro from her parents as early inheritance.
I made it. See you later faggots.

>>56031673
Yep, zoomers are only capable of using phone technology. In America, zoomers don't even bother with Android. They all have Apple. You can't survive as an American zoomer and have an Android. I have an Android currently, but I will probably have to switch to an iPhone due to compatibility issues. All of this is due to iMessage. The funny thing is that zoomers across the world use 3rd party apps, so it isn't as much as an issue in those countries. How it's even legal that this occurs is beyond me. Don't get me started on zoomers consooming movies or TV shows. If everyone has seen it, they have to go see it. I remember when squid game came out and people were talking about it. I could really care less about it, but it seems that damn near everyone I knew had watched it. That's why propaganda through Hollywood is dangerous to a society.

>>56031703
>every single time i spend time watching the market

>>56031761
So? It’s her money not yours.

>>56031725
It's really quite funny how you can't recommend it almost solely because of that last season. Amazingly bad. I watched it in one session on tv through a night and it felt like a waste of time, especially the last 2 episodes.

>>56031761
hopefully it works out for you m8 but unless you're the kind of guy who can keep a wealthy gf i wouldn't plan your retirement around it.

>>56031761
Can't tell if the gender equality is based or the commie sentiment is cringe

>>56031761
Man I was actually just thinking about Dave's sushi episode the other day. Or maybe the chili episode. I forget.

>>56031775
Equal rights equal responsabilities.

>>56031761
Put a ring on her and then divorce rape her after a couple years of NEETing. EZ

>>56031726
Well, that's grim.

Clock strikes 3

>>56031761
>not realizing she is about to realize she can trade up now

Shit and Piss isn't looking very good

>>56031761
Can you commmon law/divorce rape her in the European Caliphate?

>>56031673
>use iOS
you mean tolerate

>>56031489
You're a clown

>>56031839
Up 130% ytd, feels good to not be retarded

>>56031780
>>56031775
See
>>56031787
I can play the woman card.

SHORT NVO

>>56031861
where has the million euros come from? property?

I'm making a little bit of money today

I think today was the absolute most ridiculous prop job period.

>IWM -2%
>HYG -.0.6%
>DXY 6 month high
>Yields at highs
>QQQ saves the market
>VIX compression again, literally red vix red spy day

its cool, I get it. Rats know the ship is sinking and think tech is the safety trade. Just know you can't compress the VIX forever and there WILL be a 3+% down day on the Qs before september opex.

>>56031880
what use are a million euros in romania ?

>>56031884

oh also look at RRP usage and the auction today. "NOT QE WE'RE REALLY DOING QT LOL" QT. Just fucking lol. I'm not blaming powell, but I will blame yellen and the current admin, just like the last 6 months of non farm payrolls """""""""""""""""""revisions"""""""""""""""""" to make the economy look better. And I thought trump was bad at pumping the market with his "China trade deal" tweets

>>56031884
>>56031882
>>56031816
im long vix and close to death of boredom

>>56031895
you could live a -very- comfy life with a million euros in romania (it's actually a really nice country)

Why are all the money losing bobos watching their cash burn while screaming at the market? Market doesn't care lol, you guys are funny.

>>56031920
>Getting cucked by 0DTE gamblooors
baka desu senpai

>NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER >NlGGER

>>56031923
was a diy joke - stopped over since smg was slow. 1 Romanian leu appears to equal .22 US Dollar.

love me oil

can someone suggest which oil stock to grab some LEAPs on? I'm jumping in to the oil meme. I have patience and cash to sit on calls for a while

i just scalped $200 ama

>>56031673
love this webm

Yield curve computer.

>>56031963
oh i see, carry on

>CANNABIS!

>+$2,000 realized PNL

I'm thinking a new ATH by EOM

>>56031996
WOAH $1000 dollarinos!

>>56032000
>+$2,000 realized PNL
couldn't be me... i closed out early

>>56032010
Enough to buy your whore of a mother and then some

>>56032010
122$

Long term yields blowing out will initiate an economic meltdown like nothing the world has ever seen before.

>>56032041
Yes, but when is the question?

>>56031880
Property in south east asia yeah. Just lucky boomers

I sold some puts this morning and that's the most interesting thing that's happened all day.

>>56032041
so it's january 2025, as it seems many of you would like trump has won the election in november 2024, what are his plans to deal with the us' economic situation that would differ from bidens (keep in mind he has little to no control over the fed)?

bobos should short EU, there is more action

>>56032041
that IV bag. I did not know it was real company. onions dot comonover

>>56032069
indeces are for midwits, I short individual companies

>>56032077
auto corrected 'onions' to onions ?

anyone got a good oil stock that I can buy some long call leaps? I have patience

Need investing advice: I got a $100 TGT (Target) gift card for my birthday. What should I spend it on? What makes most sense to spend a gift card at a place like Target? I was debating between buying a new pair of jeans or just getting groceries but idk if TGT groceries are cheap.

Thanks for holding my oil bags, faggots!

>>56032089
Welcome, newfriend!

>>56032077
>>56032089
Hello new friend

>>56032089
s o y l e n t to onions

I haven’t been here since March. What’s the buzz?

>>56031915
RRP is not QE, RRP puts a floor on yields because the fed is fucking terrified of foreign/euro dollar reserves fucking cratering MMF yields

>>56032099
ai and ai accessories

>>56032099
KO is going out of business

>>56032099
Everyone is talking about how BASED BOIL is mostly, then some faggots are talking about their favorite tickers NIG and GERS.

>>56032080
Eh ok

I actually think shorting Europe could be a good play. Are there inverse ETFs with leverage for that?

Sour 10-minute

Anyone help a nigger out >>56032090 ?

>>56032150
just short the dax with x20

>>56031761
ask for big amount and lose it all on options

seriously, who the fuck wants to hold this dogshit here? WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

>>56032163
Yeah DAX or CAC (france).

>>56032150
>L&G DAX(r) Daily 2x Short UCITS ETF - EUR (LSE)

>>56032099
It's fuckin OVER.

I present to (You), the
>"it's over"
chart pattern

>>56032099
you left when the market started goin up

>>56032185
Postmodern art is gay.

>>56032185
It's my finest work of art this year

>>56032180
>Direxion Daily FTSE Europe Bull 3X
there is no bear version, which is bearish for the ftse

>>56032185
>>56032198

EOD HEEMING ON THE ASS AND PISS
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOO
G
G
G
G
G

>>56032185

SELL THE CLOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

>>56032175
to the moon, obviosly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4KhZeVosMM
bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo
Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo
Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo
BO-BO-BO-BO
BO-BO-BO-BO
BO!
CHHHHHAAAARRRRRRGGGGEEEE!

Well fuck I guess it really is over.

>>56032220
I want to lick it and sniff it and suffocate in it

SELL.
INTO
THE
CLOOOOSE!!!
Low for the DAYYYYY

yurope has an electric car charging infrastructure etf
>it is down 55.44% since it's launch in 2022

lads why are we so fucking gay?

>>56032245
WOOOOOOOOOO!
BOBO WINS!!!
WHAT A SPECTACLE!

>>56032237
>>56032245
should i sell some puts down here? the delta on my existing short puts didn't move enough imo

>>56032249
Speak for yoruself

>>56032249
Oil is obviously still cheap, kek

>>56032241
Underrated humor

WHAT OIL STOCK SHOULD I LONG

Where is the ding ding ding poster

>>56031452
>>56031442
Any opinions on SHEL? I already have 500 with average of $36. I have $9000 to spend.

>>56030826
>muh neurotypicals
By far the most reddit expresion currently on this site. Go back

>>56032220

It's
Over

>>56032277
I heard he got suddenly and unexpectedly'd

>>56031088
what did i tell you?

>>56032277
>tap tap tap
>is this thing on?
UUHHH
>where is he? What should I say...
Uh. Ahem. DYING DYING DYING
>no not that you tard
Oh...
DING DING DING
>what next
>idk just say something
Anons did you sell or buy today?

Show's over folks
Pack it up, go home

>>56032313
forever? no more markets? what now?

>>56032277
Pfizer. Tragic, really.

>>56032306
Fake and gay market

AFTERMARKET SELLING BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

>>56032300
Are you seriously like 15 or some shit? SPY is still up 17% ytd you absolute goldfish doomer faggot

>>56032343
ummmmmm..... cope much?

i bought just a little bit today

>>56032343
>SPY
>+17% YTD
Lots to give back

>>56032279
I do not know what expressions they do and do not use at reddit, other than I am breddy sure they do not say NIGGER there, NIGGER (probably a NO BOIL one at that).

>>56032365
Me too. Whatever. Fuck it.

>>56030488
>160 shares of LUKOY @ $52.30

AMR chads can't stop winning

>>56032278
>500 with average of $36
great DCA. not sure how long the run is going to last. yesterday, I thought end of Sept but with cut news today maybe last of Dec ? I am a trader not looking out a year from now or more.

>>56032365
BASED, that is exactly whoat you should have done with your BOIL. I boughted only 22 shares today to add to my existing holdings.

I chased GTLB

>DING DING DING DING
+4.16% gme

>>56032352
>>56032368
Jesus fucking christ I genuinely cannot understand how you faggots move through the world being this fucking dumb

I'm buying gems in coc

>>56032394
Wednesday will be your last day, faggot

>>56032395
>Line only go up because.... IT JUST DOES OK????

>>56032375
>My reaction to that information.

>>56032395

you sound nervous as fuck because the QQQ is down -0.09% in the post market right now.

>>56032398
Based. I started playing it recently because it's easy for a f2p player. I'm TH lvl 13.

>>56032398
k

CAVA bros we added today

>>56032402
>>56032404
The amazing thing is just how strongly you retards project your doomer bullshit into everyone else. Look, I know it sucks being wrong but you can always switch sides

I'M BEARISH ON EVERYTHING
(except maybe nvax, they printed a 10% day today)

>>56032428
>The amazing thing is just how strongly you retards project your doomer bullshit into everyone else. Look, I know it sucks being wrong but you can always switch sides

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>56032343
>SPY is still up 17% ytd
>after being down 20% the previous year

>>56032460
>>56032460
>>56032460

>>56032409
>broke bitch mad at a video game retailer needs f2p
writes itself

>>56030574
>Believing there was ever a point in history where all women weren't being creampied by dogs and the loudest angriest most niggerdly acting males around before settling down with some cuck that will buy them a house

Guys I think I am addicted to sex. I used to think it was a meme but this hedonistic treadmill shit has gotten kind of wild. I stay high pretty much all the time and all I do at work is talk to whores and drink in my car after the office people leave for the day. I drive by this really nice neighborhood after I leave work and throw all the beer cans in their yards

I already told this nurse I'm meeting on thursday how I am going to break her back and the only hard part now is to plan the logistics between the other girls that are already gargling on my dick

Anyways buy DRIP I guess

I'm laughing to myself manicly that the coming dump will rekt >>>/biz/
for a good long time. It will only be bobo sperging for an entire year. It's ov3r

>>56032441
HAHAHAHAHA and then you literally just try to blame it on, what, the fucking CIA or something? Hahahaha jesus fucking christ how pathetic

>>56032490
>its afraid

>>56032471
What? Why would I be mad as a broke bitch that the game is f2p friendly? What a low reading comprehension level you have. You're probably a jeet or nig.

>>56032561

>>56032099
see
>>56032187

Please leave again.