/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56027880
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 1,574.065B, 94P = 16.745B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

WAGMI

Baker doesn't sleep edition.

first for posting a frog.
After the squeeze, i'll collect all the battle toads.

>Y2mSqzly
Fuck off bvttfag

Dead fuckin piece of shit RIP

Less gay thread editions more pictures of GAMESTOP

>>56027940
Oh good, the cringe attention seeking loser is back.

>>56027948
That has to be Ireland circa 2002-2008?

RYAN DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!

>can’t wait for Ryan to trigger the MO-ACK!

>>56027515
>I know we can see the FUD so obviously here, but the masses are not impervious to it.
Almost like that’s the goal… if every American tried to DRS a single share the scam would fall apart.

>Red in pre market

It’s fucking over

Digits decide earnings

>Distant "vrr...vrr...vrr...vrr" from neighbors house
>Distant "vrr...vrr" accelerates to a "vrr vrr vrr vrr vrr"
>"Vrr vrr" suddenly stops
I recognise that noise. Should I buy my neighbor a gift basket after MOASS?

>>56027919
In retrospect, that day was probably when these threads peaked.

This is just embarrassing
In other words though, when are we seeing a market crash and gme’s moass?

>>56027952
>Ireland
Are you geoguessing or is it a joke about these lassies' backside breh?
>>56027940
>>56027975
>>56028003
>>56028131
>pic related

>>56027956
Looks like the UK given the pound symbol, though Ireland before 2002 would still be possible.

>>56027880
>Happy ID

>69
Kek

>>56028304
Gamestop was branded as Electronics Boutique in the rest of the UK.

>>56028206
Isn't Taylor Swift's father a banker or something? Must be trying to prop up their collateral

>>56028474
So Ireland before they ditched the pound?

>>56028505
Something in finance idk.
Honestly I’m not even caring about that, how is no short squeeze something to celebrate?

lids, why is it cool when Hunter S Thompson does a lot of drugs and is a tornado? But when I do it, god forbid, I'm a scourge on society.

>>56028206
>>56028505
>>56028564
Getting an excuse for taylorposting is certainly a cause to celebrate

>>56028539
Yeah, must be

Don't mind me,I'm just checking to see if I'm still IP range banned on this one particular part of my favorite anonymous hoof trimming forum.

>>56028702
because he somewhat contributed to the arts and to society in general

I think my financial advisor is a hedgie shill. He keeps advising I should sell my GME shares, but I don't want to because MOASS can happen at any second. Should I report my financial advisor to the authorities?

Anon from last thread was looking at girls in prison on prison dating apps and now he has roped me in, I'm looking too and I can't stop. There is so many cute prison girls just waiting for some rich GME anon to come sweep them off their feet. Is this a retarded idea to date a girl from prison post moass? Surely they would be super grateful and loyal to me since I will bail them out.
A lot of them a very attractive and we all know that the hotter they are the crazier they are, but being a little crazy is not that bad right guys?

>>56028890
You know what the thing with you kissless virgins is?
You don't know how bad it can really be.
Even if you got laid with a regular girl who isnt literally a criminal
She can take your seed and then have 25% of your check autodeducted for nearly 20 years.
Add on top of that that it is a prison chick, and she probably won't even be treating your kid right.

Unironically, stay a kissless virgin.

>>56028950
>She can take your seed
Bold of you to assume I'm not going to use a condom and put hot sauce in it before throwing it in the garbage myself.

>You don't know how bad it can really be.
Please elaborate about if I only knew how bad things really can be dating a sexy incarcerated girl. How do you know she won't treat me or my future kids right? A probation violation can't be that bad can it?

>>56029023
Hot sauce would be pretty funny, but use something to kill the sperm.

>>56028890
If you're for real
Don't be.

Ahahahahahahahaha kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>56029084
I have read that Drake gets someone to get a bunch of hot girls to sign NDA's before he sleeps with them with a condom and he puts tobasco sauce in it before he disposes of it so the girls can't fish his seed out of the garbage and use it to take his money for child support. Don't know how true that is though, seems like a good idea if you want to sleep around like a degenerate post moass.
>>56029089
If a hot girl gets incarcerated for attempted first degree murder of her boyfriend that just shows that she truly cares about you and really would be your ride or die. I'm joking obviously but I'm tempted to bail one of them out and take them on a date post moass just to see what it's like.

>>56027880
Wait a minute. Wait just a goshdarn minute. You mean to tell me that there is still a GME general? But hasn't it been 3 years since the short squeeze? And people are stil HODLing shares?.......But why?

>>56029152
>why
There isn't anything worth watching on the telly, it was either that or jerking off.
Luckily I chose to hodl, because there still isn't shit on tv, and I would have died of I just jerked off continuously for 3 years.

>>56029152
>Wait a minute. Wait just a goshdarn minute. You mean to tell me that there is still a GME general? But hasn't it been 3 years since the short squeeze? And people are stil HODLing shares?.......But why?

I too ask myself the same thing. I guess I’m not the smartest tool in the shed. RIP in Peace Steve Harwell.

>>56028314

>>56029209
damn you wuz lookin kinda dumb with the finger and the thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead

the upcrab resumes

>>56029152
Holding makes me feel good.

>>56029252
Why GME though? I don't even like Bitcoin but at least it goes up over time. Have you considered switching cults?

>>56029266
I D I O S Y N C R A T I C

>>56029266
Bitcoin already squeezed

>>56029266
worry about your own cult imaginary coin boy

>>56029133
>he puts tobasco sauce in it before he disposes of it
I honestly wouldn't put it past some of them to still go through half an hour of burn

Anyone have that eerie feeling that MOASS is literally tomorrow? We're in the endgame now

>>56029280
GME only had one squeeze. Bitcoin has had like 3 or 4 squeezes already. It seems like the very thing you people are expecting from GME has been happening with Bitcoin all along.

>>56029302
For the hedgies it's the endgame.
For us, it's Tuesday.

>>56029209
>can't believe the GME general still exists.
>here.
>reading every post looking for something to reply to.
Anon I... don't believe you

>>56029266
>why not bitcoin, at least it goes up over time.
Because we like the stock, have you not heard that yet? Almost like your playing purposefully ignorant, ad it's hard to believe people this stupid seek out the GME general

>>56029266
Gme is the only cult that people who aren’t a part of it come to try and engage with its members on a Cambodian crab catching forum. It’s the best cult. I Tyfys. I don’t even care if it goes up I’m here for all the engagement.

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON

>>56029318

>19
>19
>19

less go

IT'S POOMPA TIME

>>56029313

>19

Good time to rotate into something more profitable. Sell the pump newfags.

>>56029497
kill yourself right now

>>56029497
Thanks for the advice.

>56029497
I don't think so

poompa poompa
spy falling
while we poompa

>>56029497

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>>56029497
No, I don't think I will.

you deny me my hue which is rightfully mine? KENNYYYYYYYYY

>>56029583
What’s a hue?

Anyone else just sold it above 19.20?

>>56029615
another word for color

>>56029615
hue mungus

>>56029634
Good job. Baggies don't know what it means to secure profits.

wen ernings

>>56029666
Checked tomorrow

shit is the only green stock besides tsla on my watchlist. are we actually neg beta for real this time?

>>56029696
It’s about time

>>56029696
It's all so they can shill us options

>>56029696
I fear the plungies will soon invoke some black magic to bring SPY to green

>>56029696
also just realized the vol is under a mil. yeah this is weird

I want to play video games

After much contemplation I have made the decision to sell all my GME shares. The hardest part was admitting to myself that I was wrong and delusional.

>>56029929
The easy part will be accepting that you're a fake af, faggot shill who loves eating dogshit and sucking animal cocks. Because it's obvious and also, you fucking love it you sick bastard.
Fuck outta heeeeere

>56029929
Damn there are still shills on an almost dead thread? Who's putting in the effort at this point. Anyway what's your story? Was in college when this started, finished internships, became a licensed engineer, and started a furniture business while waiting. At this point I'm stable enough to just wait this out squeeze or none.

>>56029657
Wow, thank goodness I held past 19.20. Now my shares are worth more US dollars. I think I'll just hold forever now.

MORE POWER

>>56029497
Good time for you to rotate your ass on a hobo's dick, you shit-smelling retard.

>>56029298
I've got a buddy that put hot sauce up his dickhole for a month free rent.

>>56029634
>>56029657
>>56029929
>The ol' spamming of IDs to create false consensus
Falling back on old tricks, ratto? Gonna need to try harder than that.

Their collateral is rugging again while we're going up, this is a liquidation.

Yep looks like its stalling out. Gonna buy back in at $15.30

>>56030056
My thoughts exactly. The algo felt like it was sputtering out weeks ago. It’s reached the point where it can only buy time by dumping their collateral. This isn’t even a real liquidation yet desu. That rrp 100 billion dollar rrp dump was also very telling.

pump before earnings dump. gme will be <15 by close Friday. it's unironically over.

>56030123
>56030073

>>56030123
I hope so, I’ve got a big check coming soon and I would love to buy at $15

>>56030123
I've got backpay and a raise check hitting Thursday night, do not threaten me with a good time

>>56030091
That explains all the turbo seething recently.

>>56030175
>hedgies can only seethe on a 4chan thread and send PMs to reddit users
lmao

>>56029987

gonna sell three shares to buy starfield. am i gonna make it?

>>56027880
I got 4100 shares at an average of $26.20 and it seems like they can just keep it down forever. I think it might be over. And now my 8 year old

>>56030209
I'm going to wait until earnings tomorrow, then buy a real space ship and put myself in orbit and fly to mars and set up a base and commandeer other vessels and set up a space pirate organization to monitor all the surrounding space so I can ensure that nobody disturbs me when I play starfield

>>56030091
>not even a real liquidation
There is one person, who everyone here knows about, that while being publicly short our stock is also fast approaching their own publically traded hedgefund's ATL. Twenty years of correlation gone in a month. A liquidation is as fast or slow as the liquidating party wants it to be, if they think they can get more juice out of a stone by squeezing slowly then they'll keep on pressing. It only reaches desperation when the liquidator, the prime brokers, and ultimately the clearinghouses themselves start to take on water from the positions and finds themselves imperiled. It was never one party doing the shorting, these people collude like you would never imagine.

>>56030251
*8 year old needs surgery. These shares need to be gone by the end of the day. Theres like no liquidity left in this stock so who knows how low Im going to be forced to sell at.

>>56030251
You forgot to copy and paste the whole script Vindaloo. Terrible, no curry for your village.

>>56030261
I completely agree. It’s really like someone slowly tipping dominos over. This recent price action feels like someone is being forced to tip them over. Hence flat law.

>>56030264
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>hedgecucks are so desperate that they can't even kek baggies anymore
>having to resort to begging and appealing to sentiment, e.g. 8 years old, gaming and shits
Ez game ez life

>>56030266
They’re just fucking pathetic aren’t they?

>>56030251
Buddy retard.

>>56030284
What are you talking about? I thought we were in this together and now you're laughing that I have to sell?

>>56030300
I forgor what sell means

>56030300
>ngmi

>Appeal to emotion

>>56030300
>we were in this together
That's the same shit all you fucking morons say. Like some fucking glowie with a wire trying to get his first big bust. Fuck off.

>56030300
>I thought “WE” were in this together
Kek nigger kys.

>>56030307
>56030300

I have no sympathy for the lies of the Rimjabi.

Hello sers, why no moass?

LoopRing has automated market makers implemented now. Blockchain exchange gets slowly closer.

https://twitter.com/loopringorg/status/1699088714046001471

Look how much GME wants to go up. That’s another day where, like last week, the price started going up too much and it had to be shut down hard and fast. Earnings will be good for the stock either way, because there’s simply no room for a post earnings dump without pressure to shoot back up like a slingshot, and if the price goes up after earnings, well, then let’s just say that we are all going to make it

>>56030261
I think that's why Peter Griffin was promoted as the plebbit punching bag, so low IQ / low engagement types would see him get shrekt and think justice was done.

>>56029929
>After much contemplation I have made the decision to sell all my GME shares. The hardest part was admitting to myself that I was wrong and delusional.

Same here too. But I know once I sell, it will rocket up to infinity. Happened twice before for gme, never again!
PS: I’m 70k in the red tho

>>56029152
GameStop market cap currently under $6 billion.
No debt. $1 billion in cash. 1$ billion in inventory.
$100 million allocated to shares buyback.
Cash flow positive. NFT marketplace & Gaming plateforme.

And you are asking why some autist are holding?
Guess I'll buy more and have them sent to CS:GO.

>>56030251
>I got 4100 shares at an average of $26.20 and it seems like they can just keep it down forever. I think it might be over. And now my 8 year old

If you have to sell, sell half

>>56030282
WAGMI.

>>56029497
Thank you for this clear and straightforward financial advice!
I will follow your instructions post-haste, because surely a financial professional such as yourself wouldn't lead me astray!

>>56029568
RIP Smash Mouth

>56029929
>After much contemplation
Totally organic posting here. I admire hedgies tenacity to swing investor opinion. Kind of like a wild animal caught in a trap, it’ll keep trying even though it knows it’s over.

>>56028314

>>56029228

Imagine the amount of gaming that's about to commence if we have good earnings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_dgUf8VHd8

>>56030514
What if the earnings are bad though, could be a good idea to sell now and buy the post earnings dip.

We're going back to $45, aren't we?

>56030530
>could be.
Thanks faggot.
>it could also be a good time to go all in.
See how that works.

>56030530
The earnings don’t matter.

>>56030530
>1pbtid
>half ass attempt at FUD
>Well, the years start coming

WAGMI

Earnings are estimated by the industry. It’s a bullshit metric. The people who want GameStop to fail are the ones who set the metric. It doesn’t really matter. It’s only really useful as far as there being a day in which market fuckery can occur significantly (plus T+2).

Are these even third-worlders we're dealing with or are we being inundated by keyword triggered large language models? If it were actual wagieets then how would they shill this much on all the other places simultaneously. Too much overlap with pol sliders.

Somebody once told me the web was gonna troll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kind of dumb with a sharpie in her bum and balancing a shoe on her own head.

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

Chorus:
Hey now, you're an allstonk
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an allstonk
squeeze the shorts and get paid
and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold

It's a cool thread, and they say it gets colder
buy the dip now while the shorts are bolder
but the media men beg to differ
judging by the hole in the short interest picture

the ice shorts skate is getting pretty thin
the water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
my world's on fire, how bout yours?
because I hold stock in a video game store

[Chorus]

Go for the moon (x4)

[Chorus]

Somebody once asked, could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to get myself some blockchain games.
I said yep, what a concept, I could use some NFTs myself, and we could all use a little change

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

[Chorus]

and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold

>>56030581
Only thing they do is ctrl + C, then ctrl +v what the LLM is feeding them. Sometimes it goes off script, but its cheaper than having 100 different rats coming up with OC

>>56030606
That’s what the standard bag kekkers do but 45 is a different breed. This most recent “new guy” saga has been especially interesting.

>>56030399
is gamestop even involved with them hunkies still

>>56030616
LoopRing and ImmutableX are still connected to the marketplace.

If shorts didn’t close how come dog dead?

>>56030606
If it were jeets it would be truly round the clock and uninterrupted, and probably not even as repetitive, even if being read from script. They go quiet before they change narratives or before they add a new talking point. A programmer updating keyword prompts in an LLM makes a lot more sense when you think about the sheer volume and repetitively interrupted by half days of silence. Anger is context free, would you 'really' be able to tell if it was a real person or not?

>>56030649
Dog was going to sell the family recipe.

>>56030588
beautiful

>>56029929
after muh contemplation

My wife of 12 years has been cheating on me the whole time bros. We have 3 kids.
$Rope time?

>>56030687
Ha or maybe I should infer SHE has three kids

>>56030687
>>56030701
Get paternity tests. Make sure you get divorce done before Moass.

>>56030670
Have you noticed though, that dead dog dude seems to come "online" between 11 and 2 PST most often, which leads me to believe they are stateside. Not educated or nationalized, just a visa worker.

>>56028890
What exactly makes you think a sperg like you is going to be the man of the house? These chicks will walk all over you and you will not even get a crumb of ass, let alone pussy.

>>56030670
Notice how the shills have disappeared as soon as you posted this.

>>56030687
lawyer up

>>56030615
I don't know if you are being disengenous or are just an idiot, but it was pretty obvious that 45 was the one who called out the "new guy" the other day. Noticed that as soon as he caught "new guy" samefagging, they tried to pin it on 45 but it was obviously not him.

>>56030687
Make sure you know which of those kids are yours, if you care; you're about to have wife-changing money, and kids you don't want to raise shouldn't fuck that up. Also not a bad idea to start compiling proof she cheated, in many states that can clear you of alimony obligations (assuming you're from 'Murica).

The algo is doing that thing again.

>>56030739
>These chicks will walk all over you
Seems like a fun challenge.

>>56030730
They post at completely dead hours with multiple IPs on a variety of inane bullshit, dogposting, slideposting, etc. It's beyond VPN hopping, they have too many IDs for that. These are AWS ips, which are unbannable by site policy otherwise they would have long since banned the entire aws range. Last thread they probably made up more than half of the entire thread on a Holiday weekend. I very much doubt that would be coming from real person.

>>56030670
Jesus fucking Christ; knew that shit went on but it's wild to see empirical evidence of it.

Also goddamn I miss pre-collapse hotwheelschan. Place was way comfier than this shithole has ever been.

>>56029615
Clearly you're not from Brazil
And that's a good thing!

>>56027880
The whole gamestop saga has been a wild ride but I think it's time to call it quits and move on to better things.

>>56030749
>>56030670
The real question is why wouldn't all social media just shadow ban aws hosts. That way the bits still can post and stuff but people not in aws can't see their posts?

>>56030753
You’re a fucking retard and don’t (you) me again. 45 is glowiest glow nigger to ever glow in these threads and anyone defending him can kill themselves. Read the archive you dumb nigger.

>>56030774
AWS *is* rangebanned. They just have passes which evade rangebans.

t. used to post from Amazon HQ

>56030784
>been a wild ride but I think it's time to call it quits
lol, lmao even

>>56030753
It's all orchestrated. A show to shit up the thread and retards like you waste brain power and posts analyzing it.

>>56030786
social media makes money through engagement. More views/posts/replies etc. If they start actually caring about bots the numbers they use to get money from advertisers goes way down. The real question is why don't advertisers or companies buying these ads call out this BS.

>>56030766
check out mugshawtys on instagram

>>56030806
This isn’t entirely true either. 45 and his coworkers aren’t here to shit up the threads they’re here to guide the conversation and control the narrative. Which is why they reacted so violently when “new guy” showed up and started asking fairly normal questions. His questions weren’t glowy, judgmental or fudding in anyway but 45 and his pal didn’t like him asking them for some reason. Interestingly some anon actually summarized it all for him and he said he would buy shares.

>>56030766
I can only strongly recommend hiring a professional, for a preselected bespoke time, someone who will leave when the fun part is over.
These 'woman' will not do as you want, and have a criminal mind, the kind that has you whacked by some tyrone for your locked usb-stick bc 'that's where you must keep all the bitcoin', or simply extort you with false accusations.
If you are not 'le bad boi' and scare these women (bc they smell you would kill them if they farted in your general direction) you're gonna get fleeced and in a bad way.

>>56030739
KYS sliding fag.

Kek dumbfuck stupid fuck baggots
It's never crashing

Feels like we’re getting close

>56030910
>they’ve never lied before
Kek. Honestly at this point I’m just gonna assume you’re a larping holder because in what world would it make sense for a complete bystander to come to a Tibetan tie making forum just to spew hedgie hopium? Do you go to other places where bears gather and tell them it’s never crashing or just here?

>>56030861
Thanks for the advice. Losing my virginity to a prostitute post moass does not seem like the right thing to do, seems like a sad thing to do. I thought about going to Russia to get a trad qt girlfriend but anons told me they're crazy and will rape themself with a knife and say I did it so I go to jail while they take my money.

Maybe I will go to Germany instead but I don't want to be surrounded by 3rd worlders. I just want a hot girlfriend who actually likes me instead of paying to sleep around like a degenerate. But then anons say that relationships are transactional anyway and a girlfriend is just a prostitute with extra steps so I don't know what to do. Verification not required.

>56030784
>gamestop saga has been a wild ride but I think it's time to call it quits
picrel
>move on to better things
like banning the ADL?

>>56030934
Le random poster
Your stocks will be like cohens dog and dad soon

>>56030961
Or you could, after making it, take a really deep breath, get in touch with a professional accountant/money manager, fix your money so no-one can steal it, and go on a worldwide vacation, fucking any local women who want to touch you, and in doing so maybe spend several 10k, fucking no paid women bc you're right it do suck.
And when you come back from your months long vacation, you go on holiday in your own country, and see if there is someone without a felony that'll suck it for you.
But if you're for real about actually thinking about getting a woman who has actually managed to get actually arrested and behind bars fr...
Why? why take such an unhinged risk?

>>56030753
The way my throat boiled like I want to vomit tells me you're lying, or wrong, which are the same.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>56030993
>Le
Thanks for confirming something I had a suspicion about.

Was kenny right? are we really the ones out of touch with modern gaming

>>56031059
>>56031036
>>56031029
>>56031020

See you at earnings sweeties. Surely Pokémon tshirts and mousepads saved your earnings. Ahahahahahahahahahaha

>63 dollar average
Is anyone a bigger baggie than me?

>>56031059
I thought Ken was too busy playing call of duty vantage to know what modern gamers were doing.

>>56030399
The stock market's settlement layer adopted some blockchain components earlier, they call them DLTs instead of blockchain. I just greatly dislike who is running these systems because it's fundamentally a problem about centralized corruption rather than technological inadequacies.

>>56031084
i agree we need to transition to digital,

>56031084
Why are you this concerned? I assume you’re shorting it. Can I see your shorts?

>>56031112

There hasn't been a single baggot portfolio screenshot since November of 2021.

When you dump 30% this month. Remember me dumbfuck

There are literally people obsessed with my favorite stock and they don’t even hold it. How could I ever sell?

I smell a breakout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3qUoiwr5kQ

Is this the NGMI club?

>>56031152
the bear thesis club yes

>>56031137
Please never sell. Buy more. This is financial advice.

I have become engrossed in predicting the crime based off of their looks
Tell me /biz/, what did this innocent looking thing do? drunk driving? petty theft?

Could this be considered the beginning of a “tumble” for dow?

>>56027880
Can't believe I held this crap for so long. Well no more! Goodbye GME.

>>56031167
DUI and hit someone

>>56031020
>get in touch with a professional accountant/money manager
Already planned out and have a list of lawyers I'm going to pick from. I could go to latin american and sleep with all of the women who like white men like me, I don't know about that because I might get attached and I don't want to have mixed kids.
>why take such an unhinged risk
Because they're hot af and being a little crazy means they're good in bed and maybe they can be more loyal, willing to kill someone for their family. I have no idea bro. I don't want to sleep around but maybe I will just have to give into my temptation and sleep with latinas.

>there are baggots that haven't spent their paycheck on this dip. BUY NOW OR REGRET IT

>>56031173
Nope. Stick to desperate GME posting. TA isn't your thing.

>56031212
Tyfys. I look forward to your brave screenshots. You live in these threads.

Do these shills campaigns coincide with price movement/stability? The thread went from normal banter to narrative directing banality to a shill admitting defeat, and now back to regular bot posting.
All I can imagine is that this is all meant to make the thread look dumb as hell to some newly interested investor.
>GME is up 4% Why?
>checks /GME/
>what the fuck are these spergs talking about?
>forgets GME
I don't have to voice any of this to anyone, it all just boggles my mind to see it happening in such a blatant fashion. This place has turned me into a holographic seeing engine.
That's how I know WAGMI

>>56031084
Sick source bro.

>>56031212
You will be sucking my dick in .14 cents

>>56030910
We're already in a recession. They keep lowering the "odds" as a signal to one another this shit is going straight into depression.

>>56031235
OMG GREEN AN ENTIRE 4% ON YTD

completely irrelevant. Not a single gme holder is green. Red on every chart. Absolute fucking dumbfaggot fucking retard baggot. You'll dump through that YTD earnings HARD tomorrow AH

>>56031243
Learn to Google colossal dumbfuck. What's hilarious is I picked the most favorable source to console game sales. Most sources put digital sales at 90+%

Fucking moron

Ok she can peg me, but only on expiration
>>56031179
Set up a tinder date, taped and stabbed the guy after performing oral sex.
Causally got Ubereats delivered.
Guy got found bleeding in a parking lot
>>56031183
Why would a criminal bitch have ány!? loyalty to you, a nerd she used to bully in HS and knows to be a sucker she can exploit? Who got lucky, and now lords his money over you like your some captain save-a-hoe? these women are dumb but not stupid, you're a simple meal ticket if it stays with that.

>getting this mad about someone holding videogame store stock

>56031253
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

some upset people in here i do say

>>56031167
Def stabber

>56031258
Why are you doing it at all? Also is it for free? Inb4 you say Ken is paying you. Kek.

I kek baggies because i'm red as fuck on this stock. Comfy womfy my ass
Kek baggies

>>56031287
yes

Unironically where do I get a white gf post moass that is not a feminist?
> Inb4 go to latin america
It could work because I'm white but the cartels, and I don't want mixed kids. I don't want to sleep around like a whoremongerer. I'f I'm going to sleep it will be with 1 girl only and I'll call her up when I'm in the mood, but that's not really a good idea because that could lead to attachment on both sides. What do I do bros?

>>56031317
What did she order and did she feed the victim? These are important details when analyzing crazies.

>56031290
Why are you doing it at all? Also is it for free? Inb4 you say Cohen is paying you. Kek.

Not only are here for free, but you've lost money every week for 18 months to be here.

>56031353
What am I doing?

>>56031353
keep loosening up them lips suck boy

>>56030530
Could be a good idea to suck my fucking cock, you Weasel piece of shit.

I want 2k a share. When is 800 > 800 anon saying it will all kick off? This Oct or next? Thx

>>56031397
800 > 800 anon was Tylee. Ryan found the leaker. RIP

>>56031397
2 weeks. So this month

>When you have a heart of gold but just don't really understand long term thinking, or thinking at all, for that matter.

>>56031345
>I'f I'm going to sleep it will be with 1 girl only and I'll call her up when I'm in the mood
So a call-girl? that's a real word, anon
I'm pretty sure you're taking the piss but gl finding a woman voluntarily going along with that, what's in it for her, are you hot? gonna pay for dinner?

>>56031397
someone kept posting October the 20th for some reason or another months ago

IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ACTION,
GOTTA BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

Wait some of you actually believe in 800/800 theory?

>>56031413
This looks like one of my exes. She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

>>56031476
I'm out of the loop.
What's the theory? Other that the coming crash will lift us up, which is obvious

>>56031477
She was just at the wrong place at the wrong time

>>56031476

They are priming our stock for a dump tomorrow. I hate this world

>>56031476
Well every other theory has failed, this is the only one left it seems.

>>56031512
Some anon has been posting that he envisions moass will be a rise to 800 and Ryan and the board being forced to issue a split and then another rise to 800. I don’t know if he himself suggested that it would be that ad infinitum but it seems some people have started to believe it.

>>56031531
Flat theory became a law.

>>56031540
but why? why so insanely high? like 30, sure maybe, 50? wow must be stellar news
but 800?

Anglos are screwed.


https://old.reddit.com/r/superstonkuk/comments/16aqday/this_uk_taskforce_is_discretely_pushing_for_a_new/

>>56031243
It's true but the majority (45%) of game sales are mobile games.

>>56031586
>moass
oh wait I see
everyone still expects another squeeze
well gl, I hope everyone makes it big

>>56031540
>>56031586
>>56031592
you know this board has IDs right?

>ID: M3C90/j0

you fucked it there champ

>>56030490

>>56031601
no shit, really?!
I didn't look up moass so I was surprised about stated, now I get it but 800, well, I hope it for every baggie

Yahoo's chart hasn't been working correctly for me all day. I went to their fullscreen mode a minute ago to see if that fixed things, and it didn't. Just as I hit the back button, I noticed that the current price on the chart itself was $24, but I couldn't get a screenshot in time, and when I went back, all of the prices (high low open etc.) had become "N/A".
Something weird is happening.

>>56031601
???
>>56031614
???

>>56028890
Bro I specifically said I found myself thinking about them like rescue dogs and pitbulls, and expressed how important it was for me to get over my Cap'n save-a-ho impulses, so I don't get rolled like a cheap rug.
You're going to be rich enough to afford vat-grown genetically engineered catgirls. Leave the jailbirds alone, they will only bring you harm and poverty.
>>56031167
>>56031262
>>56031413
This is all they're good for, now. Their only purpose in your world is as a curiosity, a bit of speculative entertainment, and a bit of humility. There but for the grace of God goes any other woman in the world.
The correctional system does horrible things to people, men and women alike. Changes them, hardens their hearts and shatters their minds. If you really are too much of a bleeding heart to look away, dedicate .1% of your MOASS toward better public defense attourneys. Research your local judges and DAs and make their jobs a living hell. Open a charity that helps poor people with legal fees. There are a thousand ways to help, but bringing a hardened criminal into your nouveau-riche life just because your dick says she's cute is like playing russian roulette with only 1 empty chamber.

>>56031639
>something weird is happening
Welcome to the party pal

>M3C90/j0
>NlCXqWRP
He's using these this thread.

>56031592
So you’re just in the thread sliding with your bullshit and you don’t even believe in moass? Please kys.

>56031655
Who is he?

I am WAGMI

>>56031659
No this is one of the few slightly entertaining threads left, I don't believe but maybe I should, regardless, I wish any anon the best in any financial endeavor they might exploit, better them than some guy at a desk.

If like to clarify that it is possible to believe in the pool but not in 800/800 theory. I personally do not prescribe to 800/800 theory.

Glow harder, asshole. You've been filtered.

Those who bought at around $16.X, remember to not be greedy and take profits before earnings. It’s gonna tank just like it always does. Screenshot this.

>56031727
No I don’t think will. Thanks for the financial advice.

WTFWT

>>56031727
I buy every month woth zero intention of selling.

I just like the stock

>>56031727

>>56031649
There cap'n save-a-ho anon! What do I do with my dick post moass? Losing my virginity to a prostitute is not the right move I think. I don't want to sleep around and break girls hearts either, what do you advise? I don't want to be a degenerate coomer.

Someone’s gonna have suck someone’s dick in about .7cents.

>Wake up
>Decide to check on /gme/ since the stocks not crashed yet
>Not only are we alive, we are thriving and we continue to win every day in this war of attrition
God it's so good to be a gambler.

>>56031699
Checked. Awfully strange time to come barrelling into this thread.
>never heard of 800>800
>automatically dismisses it

suisseters I don't feel so good
>UBS wick to 0.91

https://twitter.com/tippmann777/status/1698880406307688478

>>56031770
I didn’t say I never heard of it I stated my disbelief that it was catching on. Also I’ve been here for a while. I don’t really care what form infinity takes desu I just don’t think that it will look like 800/800 theory posits.

bright days ahead

>>56031768
RC ID. It’s joeginning

>>56031770
Wow Kek. Just realized you meant the other guy.

>>56031790
34pbtid

Tell us how desperate you are dumbfuck

>>56031799
>>56031811
>spidermans_pointing_at_each_other.jpg

Interesting. Maybe they really are scared of earnings tomorrow. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a separate sub make a post like this to fud gme. The comments are interesting too.

>>56031852
Some have caught on.

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW

>>56031888

>>56031770
Maye I need to buy ten shares

>>56031749
You're the only one who can make the call on what to do with your wang, my dude. I agree that having your first time with a professional seems tacky and sub-par, but you also have to realize that at certain levels of wealth, new opportunities open up to you as others disappear.
If you want to lose your virginity to a woman you love and want to marry, I advise that you get it done before MOASS. If she loved you while you were poor, hopefully she'll love you when you're filthy rich.
If that doesn't seem likely, or you run out of time, consider your full breadth of options before you make a call. Be smart, lock up your funds physically and legally, then see what sounds good.
You'll be stacked enough to have your first time be with almost any woman in the world. Ukranian refugee? Give her a new life. Asian mail order bride? Hell, why not get her and her sister, and save them both from a hard life of prostitution. An 18 year old runaway from the midwest, about to sell her own virginity on onlyfans? A couple of quick calls, a little bit of charm, and for the price of college tuition, she's yours.
Models? They'll be coming after YOU once they know your secret.
Go even further out there though.
What if you could have your first time with your 3 favorite porn stars, all at once?
For 100k you can probably get them to come on a week long tropical vacation with you, and treat them like your harem. Chump change for the memory of a lifetime.

Sadly the hardest thing to find once you're wealthy is anything resembling true young love. The googoogaagaa puppy-love stuff. Money simply can't buy that. If that's your goal, keep yourself modest, do not flash your cash, dress nicely, and spend your life doing charity work. Animal shelters. Soup kitchens. Nursing homes. Spend your life like you know hell is real and the road to it is paved with your gains. After that... Well, it's all luck. Good luck, buddy.

>>56031768
>>56031796
damn it feels good to be a millionaire in waiting

>>56031852
>>56031862
kek yiddies

Sneed hedgecucks

>>56027940
Ken Griffin, your yil is UP

>>56031852
>such kikery to say largest pennant flag of all of finance.
BULLISH, B U L L I S H.

>>56031969
>get it done before MOASS.
LOL too late for that for me.
>lock up your funds physically and legally
That's literally the very first thing I do as soon as the hedgie funds hit my account.
>Ukranian refugee? Give her a new life.
I was told slavic women are crazy and a bunch of gold diggers
>Asian mail order bride?
Sounds tacky and kind of like a scam. I wouldn't want to lie to my parents on how we met, plus I'm not having kids with someone not the same race as me.
>Models? They'll be coming after YOU once they know your secret
I'm 5'4 and white, but I do have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. I doubt they will come after me though, I'm not brad pitt lol.
>3 favorite porn stars, all at once
Sounds like fun but I don't want to be a degenerate and go to hell unironically. I guess I can repent after doing the act but I don't know if I will be forgiven because that would be sinning even though I know it's a sin. So in that case I am willingly committing a sin and then asking for forgiveness, I don't want to go to hell.
>Sadly the hardest thing to find once you're wealthy is anything resembling true young love.
I guess I am screwed then. If I could have things my way, I would settle down with a nice young woman after moass but I guess that's going to be very difficult with the hoeflation these days. Guess I'll just go to latin america and sleep around with all the latinas that show the slightest bit of interest in me and repent and pray every night for forgiveness unironically. I guess it really will be lonely at the top. Comfy but lonely.

Dang man, looks like we got a case of upcrab

>>56032064
Hoeflation will go away about a year into the depression. The hoes will become actual hookers and the other women will try to be wife material. Virgins will be available for marriage in 5 years.

>>56032109
You’re like a pussy economist. Thank you. Thanks for the pussy advice.

>>56032064
>5'4
Did you start smoking when you was 10 kek

>>56032109
Sounds great. Are high end hookers worth it though? What about pornstars? I remember watching a video and an ex pornstar said that all pornstars are actually hookers and the videos they do are basically an advertisement for what they're like.
>>56032134
Nah, I got adopted and had really rough childhood, I'm dealing with a bad case of ptsd and having that as a child can significantly stunt your growth. It's very difficult to grow when you're a light sleeper because of ptsd.

>>56032154
sorry to hear that anon, alteast your not bald WAGMI

I am very interested to see how tomorrow goes. Should be silly.

My taint is telling me AH today and PM tomorrow will be spicy.

I could be wrong, but if not, my taint knew.

>>56031691
>Bless you Anon.
I hope you WAGMI too, as I want anyone but Wallstreet and jews to win at this point.

>>56032172
>alteast your not bald
Hahaha, funny you say that. I was actually almost bald until I went to a local clinic who does platelet rich plasma and exozome injections for hair restoration and it works i kid you not. I'm 2 injections in, got about 40% of my hair back so far, going to keep getting it done until I grow it all back. There is a cure for going bald but will cost you about 1200 canadian dollarinos per injection. It can regrow the hair follicles and literally everything.

>56031084
>sweeties
I can here the lisp

>>56032229
How often do you need injections?

Pucker up ledgefucks, today I was green four times.

>>56030961
>to a prostitute.
Bro they are all whores and basically in one way or another.

You can easily find a wife post MOASS, just get a good lawyer to fill out the prenuptial.
But unless she is a virgin I would rather fuck an Instagram prostitute first, since as I said they are all whores.

>Imagine dating a woman that has had multiple sex partners while you are still a virgin and trying to get her to "fall in love"
Lol. Lmao even.

That sounds sad actually

>>56032303
*all whores and prostutes in one way or another

Kek spyggots

Kek crypto baggoids

>>56032229
i will have to check it out but im pretty much bane tier

So I am finally in ranked in Dota. I feel like I am trash because I get carried every game. I don't have a rank yet, so am I screwed?

>>56032419
go back to mexico

>>56032274
I do them once a month and it really does work. The exozomes come from stem cells, I was almost completely bald on the top of my head and after the first injection I got about 20% of my hair back, the girl was surprised at how much grew back. But because I'm so young (26) and eat relatively clean I get better results. This is not something you have to worry about though. I asked her questions and to sum up what she told me she basically said as long as you're very sick and dying from cancer you should grow hair back.
>>56032363
It don't matter how far gone you are. The exozomes combined with PRP is the real deal, it literally regrows the hair follicle itself, meaning that if you get enough injections you can quite literally get your entire head of hair back, hairline and all. It would be like turning your hair back to when you were 15 again. You can get it all back if you have the money to for the injections.

>>56032452
As long as you're NOT very sick and dying from cancer you will grow your hair back. If you have average health you don't have to worry about if it will work or not. This kind of treatment has like a 95% success rate. The only people it don't work on are very old people or someone with cancer who is very sick.

>>56032303
Why go with an instahoe if you can get a top tier pornstar instead? Or you can hit up your favorite ASMR girl and see how much money it would take. Seems kind of sick though.

>>56031649
Vat girls are the only way we can redeem humanity. All the ones we have walking around are poisoned in a literal and metaphysical sense. This is the only way to restore order.

>>56031862
fucking redditors

>>56032542
>>56032542
>>56032542
Threaded, frens!

>>56030588
>>56030684
Some autist with an ElevenLabs account needs to make this come to life. This could be the new /GME/ anthem