/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56025576
Why don't you guys just go to brothels? weird

>>56025591
Shut up and show me your pussy. Your reddit comment sucks. Weird. WEIRD. huh? Huh? That all you got to say? Show me your succulent pussy hole. FAGGOT. WEIRD.

>>56025591
i did that, girl gave me a nice hand job and I spurted all over her, now I no longer care about sex. thank you nice girl.

>>56025576
Tfw have gf and don't even care about le sex anymore. It's boring. I think I've ascended above the animalistic need for sex. Before I met my now gf I did years of semen retention. I miss those days where my energy was so high, my awareness on point. Now I am just a drained husk of what I used to be. I wish my balls were full again

>>56025576
Ranjesh?

>>56025698
Living with a women had lowered your testosterone so you are also a woman. Time to invert your penis in a frankenstein horror show.

>>56025576
>I'm based I deserve a lot of sex
you're not the only one, my mere existence should be enough to be a pussy magnet
if I had been warned about this I would have stayed with my duck race ducks

>>56025591
>brothels
No such thing here

>>56027622
Then just go to one of those Asian spas and ask for a happy ending.

>>56027622
Where?

>>56027628
Make friends with shady low life people.

They'll tell you where all the illegal stuff is.

I made friends with a black guy once. Found out all kinds of things I didn't want to know.

Then I made friends with a half Mexican. He told me even more shit that I did not want to know.

>>56027773
I'm asking where he lives ESL anon

>>56027787
Oops.

Yeah I thought you were responding to a different post.

Anyway, even though I'm retarded I stand by my post. If want shady things talk to the shady people around.

>>56025576
Why don't you just take it? Its there for you.

>>56025591
What are they like? What's the etiquette.
Do you bring condom or do they have?

Im super autistic and have never been.

>the ocean has fallen

>>56027622
>he doesn't know

>>56028328
Go to a rub and tug. Find a classy one so that it's not some hairy fob chink jerking you off and hurrying you out the door. Search erotic massage.

>>56025591
If prostitutes are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin

>>56025576
Just fuck a hooker bro.

>>56028714
Then go on and meet your dream girl whom you fall in love with and with whom you can have sex and make great memories. Till one day she inevitably falls out of love and leaves you as an empty husk of your former self. With all the memories you have held ever so dearly in your heart slowly fading until you are not sure they even happened the way you are invisioning them.

Then, and only then, you realize, that all the sex, all the love and all the triumphs truly meant nothing and the only thing still left is this empty part of the piece of you that you gave away to be shattered by some wretched, disgusting, filthy femoid. This is what awaits on the other side, dear virgin anon

>>56028760
Cool, I'd take that risk over a prostitute any day.

Again, if prostitutes are my only option, I would literally rather die a kissless virgin.

>went out last night
>friend got vageen
>i didn't get vageen
It's over

>>56025576
I'm 28 and never had sex. I don't want my dick even breathed on by prostitutes in fear I will get infected by some disgusting super disease.

Anybody else go back and forth between feeling like shit about being a virgin and then thinking you don't want it anyway?

I'm a kv at 26 and I turned down sex from some average
/slightly below average tinder girl a few years ago. She was telling me she wanted to be eaten out. Yeah I'm really gonna risk throat cancer for the likely gross experience of putting my face in that shit?

I know nothing will change if it's just meaningless sex and there isn't a real connection there.

I have social anxiety and so establishing a real relationship with a girl romantically feels near impossible to me.

Also I can't get over being grossed out by pussy despite the fact I find girls attractive in all other areas.

>>56028714
A holes a hole. If you're so autistic won't the affection part of a gf be weird anyway?

>>56029486
if you don't like pussy then you are gay.