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blasted 400ug of lsd this weekend and God told me that if we had made it already, I'd have blown it all due to absolutely zero executive functioning. he said there would be no pump until I fixed my shit, sorry lads.
I am a beast controlled solely by my reptilian brain, all I know is coom and consume.
just last Friday I dropped 400 on two whores, went to mcds for a hunger buster and then dled the new Indiana Jones even though I went in knowing it would be shit.
I don't know what happened, I used to be a model citizen, had the gf, the good job and was saving for a house to start a family. now my gf has left me, I'm 120kgs and masturbate 5 times a day.

but it is okay, God made a deal with me. if I can fast for 14 days, Chainlink gonna will be vindicated and he'll smite the sociopath MEV gang. wish me luck lads.

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>>56015292
God be with you Anon

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The more you fast the stronger you get up to a certain point. You could be flying high 3 weeks in. So you've got time. Good luck marine.