/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56000826

>>56000826
>marry
>partner
just kill yourself already

>>56000826
>partner
You are either a fag or a total beta. Next, you'll be saying "we're pregnant".

>>56000826
I would kill everyone for that.
Although I guess not since I don't even do cardio for that.

>>56000836
>>56000904
Lol

>>56000826
>camera turns around
>picrel is the husband
kek. dont get it confused anons.

>>56000826
Wow she is hot, skinny, her house is clean, and she’s taking good care of her child (even cutting his hair!). I wish my wife was 1% as good as this angel.

>>56001158
where is he now, do you think?

>>56000826
I bet $100 that she's not the mom. Film me while I cut the my nephew's hair!

>partner

>>56001208
he started a business and became a multimillionaire

>>56001208
greensboro jock turned out to be a bum

>>56003072

Lol no he didn't. He's Private Equity BALLER bro. Cope harder chancel lol.

>>56000826
>Cocomelon
That kid doesn't have a chance

>>56000836
>>56000848
>>56000884
Based

>>56000826
the girl from Ghost?

>>56000826
>Partner
Do you also refer to you "partner" as "SO" on reddit? Go back

>>56000826
>>56000836
>>56000904
>>56001158
kek you niggers are pathetic. that's the easiest normalfaggot shit in the world

literally every single fucking GF i've had in the last 10 years wanted to get married and have kids, and that's exactly where i ended the relationship. shit is mundane as fuck, i dont understand people that literally want to live in some gay little suburb and spend their entire free time and money on some kids while working some soulless job

im tired of this faggot website and its cringe retard users who cant imagine and long for anything other than a mediocre existence which 99% of humans have already achieved

>>56001158
>Look like pic related
>6’2”, 8 inches, /fit/, and a fat wallet
>still an incel

Protip: We’re in hell because we died roughly 10 years ago. Not /x/, call me schizo, but if you want to test it out vocally say you love something and watch it as it becomes rotten. HTH

>>56000826

>>56001208
This is what Chads become after high school. Don't believe those Hollywood movies

>>56003229
You’ll understand when you’re like 45

>>56003355
no, some people literally have goals and aspirations outside of "muh trad family", but yea enjoy your mid-temp IQ i guess

>>56000904
When people say "I would kill for ..", it carries on the connotation that life is sacred and they would break their humanity as an absolute last resort.
When you say it, your psychotic incel energy is spiking hard and I feel you'd do anything to get your peepee hard

>>56000826
>cocomelon screen in front of a toddler
>weird dyke looking mom with dyed black hair
this kid is so fucked and you retards eat this shit up because she's not a landwhale or nigger...society has fallen so badly that a woman just be nearing a child is seen as virtuous despite the obvious red flags when you look for longer than a second

>>56003308
BRUTAL mogging holy shit

I googled him and he has a mid 8 figure NW

I can’t cope bros

>>56003368
What do you want your daily life to look like when you are 45? Just curious.

>>56000826
my wife assumes my debt (but I make more). it's pretty amazing how much power I have over her.

>>56003107
hello oldfag.. guys it is just two of us here now.

>>56000826
>partner

>>56003229
Enjoy severe suffering in a nursing home because the niggers know nobody is coming for u

>>56000826
the world shall not know peace until the white race is exterminated root and stem

>>56000826
No. But you should combine forces to get rid of them anyway.
Yes.

>>56003229
describe your ideal life then actually go try it for 6 months you can rent an airbnb or whatever. try not to get bored and have an existential crisis lmao

>>56000826
Yes and be really fucking careful about how sneaky women can be with shit like that. So many women come off as dumb, but when it comes to being conniving and fucking up a man's life it's as if they have a supernatural power that subconsciously guides their actions. It doesn't even seem like they're aware of it or directly control it. If women could actually identify and elaborate on the schemes they seem to run completely on autopilot, I swear they'd be some of the greatest tacticians humanity has ever seen. It's almost like nature "realized" that making women oblivious accomplices to their own bullshit makes them even better at committing those acts of bullshit.

>>56003514
enjoy your mud huts

>>56003592
enjoy extermination and watching your every descendant (if any lmoa) become inevitably brown

>>56003287
honestly I could believe this. my life seems to be a sisyphean cycle of apparent success, only to have it brutally snatched away and my life being somehow worse then before.
>become extremely popular in college, only to halfway through lose it all and become lonelier then ever
>become fit enough to run a marathon, then suffer massive health problems and my previously normal gym routine leaves me exhausted
>make thousands in crypto, lose it all through rugpulls
>favourite musicians always die, go to prison, or switch to making music I hate (like going from english to spanish)
>go from having my own independent place to sharing a room with my little brother at my parents house
I am about to start a new dream job. I am currently running into beuracratic hurdles in the screening process. watch me get my position snatched away from me at the last second.

>>56003287
Your face is ugly, cope

>>56000848
>>56000884
>>56003387
>>56003514
Fellow kings of /biz/

>>56001158
>>56003308

>Absolute Chad.
>Becomes a Bitcoin Maximalist

Checks out.
Shitcoin DYELs and incels SEETHING.

>>56003573
This is because men allow themselves to fall for whores with huge red flags (tats, "abusive" ex, multiple sexual partners, lived on campus and didn't work for 4 years or alternatively was a waitress for 4 years). We live in a period of the most unrepentant sluttery - if you don't let her emotionally and financially control you, then she can't fuck you over. Men were duped into being "vulnerable" towards women when that's the absolute last thing you can be with >90% of them.

>>56003682
Nice try fag, Chad jawline because I fell for the mewing meme.

>>56003652
Start to invest in things you truly hate. Life will still suck, or you will WAGMI. You’re still in hell, even if you have a billion dollars. You’re just just king fuck of shit mountain now, which is slightly better when you realize no one else here matters.

>>56000826
A well-adjusted, healthy, good genes, upper class or upper middle class woman at home with her child; a veritable Unicorn.

>>56003287
Funny, I don’t remember dying. What happened?

>>56000826
Look at all these low IQs above. 100% that she is a lesbian in a relationship with another woman and this child is adopted. You are so stupid on 4chan it's unbelievable

>>56003953
>Nice try fag, Chad jawline because I fell for the mewing meme.

Not all jawlines are the same

>>56003985
>shoves baby in front of iPhone
>good mom

Lmao

>>56003287
It’s far more likely you’re heavily exaggerating or overvaluing yourself.

>>56004009
Think back to a day when you’re life started to go to shit, then try to remember what happened around that time. It was during surgery for me. I was a godless fedora tipping heathen.

>>56000826
dumb bitch is just shoving scissors next to that baby's eye without holding its head still. can't be the mother. can't be.

>>56005283
its clearly not the mom, she doesn't look like she's had a kid, her tits are too small to have ever had milk.

>>56003229
>t. soon to be extinct redditor

>>56000848
>>56000884
>>56001256
>>56003173
>>56003453
Based, redditniggers need to fuck off

>>56003107
Ghost girl best girl

>>56000826
God I wish that were me (left)

>>56003308
so, money laundering?

This webm did nothing for me. I’m dead on the inside…

>>56000826
I’m so tainted by 4chan that I was 95% sure that video was going to end with her knifing the child or some fucked up shit.

>>56004456
No, I have bipolar disorder. I’ve been told by many women that I’m hot or handsome (before getting /fit/) just lost interest in having a fling or one night stand because every woman saw that as a deal breaker. Basically just go to bars in other towns now, turn down women I don’t know who hit on me. It’s like the one solace I have left. Fuck being a mencel…

>>56000836
Kek

>>56001158
Look like Jesse ventura young

>>56005283
That poor thing is frightened. Terrible parents

Disgusting, she only looks about 29. She should be in grad school, or working in an office in the city and having lots o new experiences instead of taking care of some 37 year old loser's crotchfruit.

>>56003229
>literally every single GF i've had

How do you achieve GF if you're not fun or good looking?

>>56003229
>thinks he's le super duper based
>is actually more cringe than reddit

>>56006673
Work out

>>56003453
wtf is that circle now?

>>56003229
no shit whats with these lonely faggots thinking getting married and pumping out kids will be some kind of lightbringer thing in their life and they somehow hate on normies while repeating to achieve the most normie wish ever
go outside touch some green grass get a gf your entire existence wont change in the morning why do you need to put everything on a fucking pedestal

>no shit whats with these lonely faggots thinking getting married and pumping out kids will be some kind of lightbringer thing in their life and they somehow hate on normies while repeating to achieve the most normie wish ever
>go outside touch some green grass get a gf your entire existence wont change in the morning why do you need to put everything on a fucking pedestal

>>56007220
hell if i know. can't keep up with this shit!
best to ask your question on Discord

>>56000826
SOMEBODY TELL ME, WHY I WORK SO HARD FOR YOU

>>56003573
That is correct. careful research shows that all homo sapiens do their selfish behaviors while honestly believing that they are doing the "right" thing for everyone. Its much more convincing to your tribe if, when you lie to get a little more for yourself, you actually honestly believe the lie.

This is why we need cryptographic truth and smartcontracts

>>56005332
this. so much this.

>>56003229
Based.

>>56000826
i married a thai girl, i can fick off to thailandnwith a visa for life and life on my 6 figure hell crypto pot.

>>56003287
>>56003287
Just be positive while allowing yourself sadness. You'll always win if you refuse to be conditioned by all realities. Be sad when you should be happy, and happy when you should be sad. Hum your favorites songs and daydream about suicide. Then we can celebrate our suicide and die scared together.

>>56001158
>>56001208
>>56003072
>>56003308
>BILLIONAIRE

>>56007656
low effort kek i am a straight 20m with 20/10 gf you dumb faggot go and pay a hooker if you are putting a pedestal on some pussy than jerking off on a biz board of 4chin about muhh inceldom,muh trad wife

or is it perhaps you have no purpose in your shitty existence besides dreaming about a saviour coming to your life?
wake up anon go and get rejected by a girl if you want than being such a miserable faggot at least you will get out of your head that way

>>56000826
>Do I assume their debt
Yes generally but really depends and can be avoided
>Income tax lower
Yes if you file jointly and make a lot more than your partner

Also interested, my girlfriend has $48k in student loan debt.
I have a house and make over $300k a year (working two SWE jobs)

>>56003229
finally someone based

>>56003552
hmm can confirm. am travelling for almost 2 years now. it is/was nice. but im bored of it too. probablly going to make my foreign gf pregnant idk what else to do.

>>56004659
I had an OBE once and it was terrifying. I guess that could have been it. Shortly after (a few months) my life was ruined and has been a living hell for decades now. I always knew, in the back of my head, that everything basically sucks, but it wasn’t awful until after that. Now it’s just a joke to me how bad life is. It’s when any hope the the future is gone that it gets real bad.

>>56010236
What this anon said. Your taxable income limits basically doubles once your married. Ex: 12% bracket single your fucked if you make over 45k a year cause your kicked into the higher bracket. However if your married that same 12% bracket jumps to 89k. Also you gain stock tax benefits as well. For details see your brokerage.Your 401k can knock down your tax hit to. So say your married. Your doing good on just 1 salary. So you can punt most of the other person's into retirement (401k,roth,etc). So the more your kick into the 401k (till the max allowed) the lower your tax bite will be. Now the rub; Anything done during your marriage becomes "joint property". What this means; You and her buy a house. Your both on the hook to pay it off. She wracks up a 20k credit card bill. She dies. Your stuck paying that off. You wrack up a 20k gambling bill and die. She gets stuck paying it off. You and her divorce after 10 years; Half your assets get taken by her. You and her have kids. Guess what, your paying kid support till the kid turns 18 plus she still gets half. No joke; fuckers have gone broke after the lawyers and shit have their way.

>>56000826
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh