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imagine buying stocks when the VIX literally has a 12 handle during a recession. That's one for the history books

First for NVDA dumping to $100/share

first for bears tongue my anus.

Just sold some shit, the market is now free to rip, you're welcome bros.

Dividend chads we won last thread and the game of life

Xth for remember to take deep breaths frens

my cash is with good mattresses, It Will Come Back

>>56000622
Right, thanks.

America is a router based economy

>>56000610
I hope so. I can’t afford to fucking eat inflation is so high.

Let’s get the foreplay over with and dump already

I hate everything
Dear God this market is awful
Its just the worst thing when the only thing you can do to make money is turn off your brain and say "everything is fine" even as the world collapses around you

>>56000610
new normal

>>56000627
remember when he tweeted Sell then apologized
Pepperidge farm remembers

are you ready for what comes next?

>Futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>56000649
go outside, weather is nice today

>>56000649
Markets only go up

There is on h mart in Michigan and it's on big beaver road in troy. I'm thinking of going there and being an obnoxious white person just to make CRBPajeet seethe. I may even go up to a gook and say, I Chinese, I play joke, I go pee pee in your coke.

>>56000666
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

Another day, another BOIL microrip. Production report at 12 pm Central, (((who))) nose what shall occur.

>>56000621
My monthly dividends can almost pay my student loan bill.

>>56000649
same. Now I wonder what will be the event that'll trigger the sell off. I see the CPI and the Micron earnings, but otherwise we could run on hopium forever

>>56000666
I've been waiting all year bobo
we have 4 more months left for this year and there still hasn't been the crash ypu promised last year

>>56000662
>remember when he tweeted Sell then apologized
yea

why is it so easy to buy the top but so hard to buy the bottom?

>>56000680
you know that's a great place to find koren women for the purpose of having sexual intercourse, right? if you play a joke on them and go pee pee in their coke they probably won't give you a blow job or let you take them to pound town.

>>56000677
It is and I will
Time to go for a walk

>>56000678
Fuck you

should i buy any stocks at all or stay 100% cash?

>>56000699
well the bottom only happens once, while new tops are formed like all the fucking time

>>56000699
Just don't try. Every month put 1000 bucks into something you believe (and if you don't know just SP 500) and remove stochastic noise by just chad investing

>>56000680
You don’t even have a car, faggot. You gonna ride your bike so far from momma? Lol. Remember to air your huffy tires, faggot.

>Jerome Bane: speak of the devil and he shall appear
>Bobo: What the hell is going on??!!
>JB: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Bobo: Oh really, do I look like I'm running the S&P 500 right now? Your hit on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme construction crews going around 4chan 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help me cover my shorts?
>JB: Leave us.
>Bobo: No stay here I'm in charge
>JB: (places upturned hand on Bobo's shoulder) Do you feel in charge?
>Bobo: I've paid you a small fortune.
>JB: And this gives you power over me?
>Bobo: What is this?
>JB: Your money and infrastructure have been important...Till now
>Bobo: What are you?
>JB: I'm the short sellers reckoning, here to end the borrowed shares you've all been living on.
>Bobo: You...are...pure...evil
>JB: I'm necessary evil
>(Bobo screams in pain and dies)

>>56000710
I don't know man. Have you watched JAV porn? All those gook women squeal obnoxiously when they are having sex. I don't know if I could tolerate that. Think I'd rather go pee pee in their coke for the lolz.

>>56000724
i tried this but was too lazy to do it

>>56000719
>should i buy any stocks
Qualcomm

>>56000719
If you need to ask then for sure CASH.

DXY

They will just dcb this pozzed shit to crab us. Some fed fuck will spout dud any second

>>56000000

>>56000726
I don't know where you heard that. I very much have a car. I drive a Ford fusion. How the hell do you think I got to work 40 minutes away everyday for the last 5 years? Fucking horse and buggy? We don't ride to work in carts pulled by pajeets like in your country.

>stock market pumping on bad jobs data and crazy revisions because that means less hikes
>TLT down 1.4%
>market pumps anyway

>>56000750
It's the fag from Canada.

>>56000733
well maybe you could find some gay man there and have gay sex with him. that might be more up your alley anway.

>>56000741
OOOOOOOOO BACK TO 104 MUMU. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSS

all bulls had to do was give a simple -1% pull back any day this week. Could have been when the dollar rallied 0.5%. Instead, they keep compressing the VIX. Now VIX is in big supply zone and the VVIX is pumping. The stage is set for a serious waterfall

Why are you like this? 7 green days in a row and you want more? We rallied to 460 on improved earnings expectations. Do you think the macro environment 2 months later supports even better earnings expectations?

nothing I say matter because the thesis for buyers here is "The SPY goes up 10% a year forever"

This month is going to be a bloodbath

>>56000735
>Log in once a month
>Dump cash
How can you be lazy to do that?

>>56000754
Bonds and the market are only correlated during high inflation periods it looks like

>>56000754
powell is selling the bonds the fed was holding to prop up the market
unloading of the balance sheet is happening
rate hikes are not killing the market substantially
nobody is panicking so bonds are eating shit
seems reasonable to me

>>56000760
Maybe I'll just take your gookfu and make her dress up like a man instead.

>>56000719
30% VOO, 20% qqq, 10% MSFT, 10% COST, 5% HD, 5% V. Rest in cash and add on red days

Mommys little wolf of wallstreet is turning a profit

>yields, stocks, and DXY pumping on terrible jobs data
Clown market heading to new extremes

>NVDA
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Just sold some stuff, waiting for it to settle. Found something I'm pretty excited to buy. Just hope it doesn't go up much more in the next couple days.

>>56000798
bad market data means rates pause and drop sooner
classic case of market being forward looking
get with the times, bong boomer

NVDA is overvalued in the current market and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>56000819

>>56000804
Sugar we're going down swinging

>>56000807
Do not worry it will do the opposite of 'go up' after labor day.

>>56000817
>bad market data means rates pause and drop sooner
Meanwhile yields are pumping

>>56000821

When should I take my savings out of the MMF? At the first rate pause or cut?

>>56000817
1) rate cuts correlate to market crashes
2) inflation is too hot to cut rates at this time, leading to a market crash as cheap money cannot sustain the market and people have to pull money out of the market to pay their bills

There are heroin junkies that are less delusional than red dit bulls at this point, why the fuck would you be a bull at the most bearish month of the year anyway? How would you possibly make money yoloing all your capital into a red wave coming at you?

>>56000689
Oh shit what's going on with Micron?

>>56000851
Betting on the PPT.

>>56000851
lmao, September will be green, and I'll laugh at you. #Bidenomics #ItsWorking

>>56000827
I forgot labor day was Monday until yesterday. My father is breaking out the smoker Monday to make ribs and brisket. Also I tried the Jew ear formula thing on a couple different Jews and that strategy actually checks out. Their ears are all below their brow line.

Bobo with your put profit you can buy a new pair of skates!

Come on DXY, get that 104

>KRE up 2%
>30 year yield up 10bps
Okay I'm done watching the market for the day

Fuckin hate this EU scam market that now suddenly think it has it's own mind. Fuckin slept during the dump and didn't take profits and now it pumps, sons of whores, especially Sweden which is today more bullish than the rest, faggots.

>>56000856
They are the first giving their earning for the next cycle (end of this month) and they already revised down because nobody buys phone and they can't offload their old memory chip stock, so in the meantime they have to slow down the fab output, which means lower revenue.
Last time they said "we don't see any improvement near term, but we see demand picking up in 2025" and they pumped 8%
My guess is it won't play the same this time around, when the market will see that still nobody buy fucking phones, which will extend the slump

EURO bros...I don't feel so good for what's coming

When did you realize that AI hype was to distract you from the internet of things reality and the fact that this economic revolution is built entirely on the indispensable technology of wireless routing?

>>56000585
Consol energy is up over 4 dollars today.
any coal-bugs here?
Coal is King baby!

>>56000894
Lol

>>56000886
I don't like it either anon let's go on a walk.

>>56000894
SCHD is the cornerstone of my Roth and one of their biggest holdings is CSCO. Feels good

Is there any potential news that might come out today that might affect the market in a drastic measure?

>>56000894
>internet of things
oh god is that back?

>>56000894
BASED router baron memester.

>>56000892
>germany's economy is negative
>russia's is expected to grow double digits
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING BUY RUSSIAN STOCKS
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT UKRAINE

Invest in anti rape body armor

>>56000894
Now post NVDA's chart and we'll see which one has the greater gains
>>56000888
Jew mad, bro? Sweden is pumping because inflation will be here forever and the central bank has officially signed their retreat from the fight. Since Sweden relies mainly on export and the currency keeps going to hell, most of the big stocks driving the market keep benefitting. Well, that's a rather simplified view but you know,,,

>>56000902
>SCHD is the cornerstone of my Roth and one of their biggest holdings is CSCO. Feels good
That severely underperforms the sp500, bud.

>>56000892
>EURO
Look at SEK, these faggots are the RIKSBANK, now 2 already, say shit like
>20% undervalued
But they don't do anything
Japan at least did intervene at times, they just kvetch and moan

lower low thats bearish. my stock is doing ok

>>56000932
They’re within 1% of eachother average annual total gain over the last 10 years. I enjoy the consistent income

>>56000930
>anti-rape protection
Women in the military is a fucking joke.

>>56000931
Yes, I know, Sweden really is the gay central of the earth.

>>56000930
>over 9000
Cheeky bastard

>>56000930
>over 9000%
Theyre just fucking with us at this point arnt they?

>>56000926
>russia's is expected to grow double digits
You are a fucking nigger if you unironically believe Russian goverment cooked bullshit. Gazprom performed like shit and all the economy is in shambles from all the useless rupees that they have accumulated and can't redeem into something useful

>>56000963
>Putting women into a war
>The memes are why you think they're fucking with you

>75% of businesses fail by year 15
>80% of active investors fail to beat the market
sitting on your ass shitposting and staring at lines is only slightly less likely to fail than actually trying

>>56000930
Top tier kyivposting

>>56000965
Irony lmao

Why am Russell Small Cap pamp?

>>56000977
Most of those businesses are essentially just trying to arbitrage anyway. They're doing the same thing we are they're just not using a computer to do it.

>>56000944
schd doesn't have nvidia in it, for example. It will always get left in the dust.

LISTEN UP
PAY ATTENTION
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-dollar-jumps-higher-as-treasury-yields-pop-whats-driving-it-20230901/
>It's unclear what's happening in the bond market today as US 30-year yields lead the way higher, up 8.5 bps to 4.288%. The front-end is more subdued with 2s flat at 4.85%, though well-above the post-NFP low of 4.76%.
Given the dovish data today, it's tough to explain why bonds are selling off. I wonder if there are flatten trades clearing out or something else is going on around the turn of the month. Energy could also be a factor with the market worried it could keep the Fed higher for longer. Or it could be a case of 'buy the rumour, sell the fact'.
>In any case, the US dollar is suddenly surging in a total reversal from the initial non-farm payrolls report.

Look at the fucking yields!
Bonds are selling off, against all expectations, against all "bad news is good news" Fed won't have to be aggressive. This is how you know shit is actually hitting the fan, when bonds are moving AGAINST what they *should* be doing - when all the pros are baffled and don't understand why this is happening
>It's unclear what's happening in the bond market today
>It's unclear what's happening in the bond market today
Get the fuck out!! It is 100% transparent here that shit is fucking serious! Bonds should NOT be selling off hard today as they are
We got bad news after bad news, and bonds are STILL selling off
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE BONDS
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE DXY
WE ARE AT 104, AGAIN!!
>Everything is fine, markets are flat, what are you talking about?
Buddy.. You will see. Bond market doesn't lie.
Ignore this at your own peril

If we can turn red for the day I’m so set bros

>>56000974
>Putting women into a war
Theyve been asking that for years so kinda used to it I guess. Think it was germany that got sued because their tanks couldn't accommodate pregnant women.

>>56000994
Shut the fuck up you incel.

>>56000992
It’s a fund for dividend growth. NVDA is on the cusp of becoming one of the greatest dividend companies of all time so SCHD will hold it eventually

>>56000994
Can you explain to me like Im a smoothbrain? I thought bonds go up when SPY goes down?

>>56000985
Exit pump

>>56000985
russell leads usually during recessions. smaller companies are more nimble to adjust to changin conditions.

>>56001003
You insulted me and ignored me on July 27 when I issued the same warning, and you are doing the same now
You will see. You will learn.
>>55677883
>>55677883

whats a good dogshit semi to short that isn't NVDA? Intel looks good but need something with more beta

>>56001003
Simp

>>56000997
>Think it was germany that got sued because their tanks couldn't accommodate pregnant women.
How the hell have they not had a second holocaust?

>>56000956
Agreed. The people here really do like taking it up the butt. The central bank literally says "we have no tools to fix our currency", WTF? The central bank has two jobs: (1) maintain inflation at a steady pace of 2% (giga fail); (2) look after the currency (giga fail again).
This situation has only and only benefited large caps that export to the US and to EUR countries. The weak currency keeps importing inflation... yet, people keep swinging to the socialist party more and more.
Why would anyone invest into the Swedish currency when in times of desperation and economic difficulty you want to invest in a safe and big currency like the dollar (as we are seeing these last two years). There is literally no incentive for anyone to invest into Sweden.
And the people here are either oblivious or happy because they got their +4% raise... pathetic.
At least Sweden, just like Germany, has these "smaller" companies like Hanza, NOTE, NCAB which perform exceptionally well.

>>56000994
it's japan retard, the yields are going higher because nobody has faith in the F.E.D.s ability to keep inflation at 2% and while finding jobs for the 20 million illegals that just appeared here from foreign nations (some of which are hostile to the USofA).

>>56000890
Didn't know that relied on phone production so much

I trade on the stock market for the thrill. Not to make money.

>>56000997
They are creating maternity uniforms for women. Klaus and the jews hate germans so much they want pregnant women to fight and die for israel

>>56001023
Their leaders are trying to destroy europe the wef/communist way this time around, wrong people got into power. Would be nice to see a reversal.

>>56001021
jew

>>56000994

bonds aren't selling off because that ADP report doesn't mean shit. Every single ADP report of this year has been """""revised""""" in the name of "Bidenomics"

Powell isn't cutting, so 2 year yield keeps the rest of the curve up. Also oil up +2% today. Some "slow down". If you want bonds to rally you want an economic melt down, commodities shouldn't be up fucking 25% on the year with """""Slowing""""" China.

>>56000994
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/forex-dollar-posts-minor-gains-142937710.html

More here. A lot of mixed signals and fuckery. Dare I say usury.

>>56001040
I trade on the stock market to lose money.

>>56001050

bonds aren't rallying*

>>56001037
>jobs for 20 million illegals
I hear amazon is hiring
>>56001049
Baggie you're a jew though

>>56001013
>Can you explain to me like Im a smoothbrain? I thought bonds go up when SPY goes down.

When the bond market is flooded with sellers trying to offload their bonds, the yields rise to attract buyers.

When there are lots of buyers hungry for the safety bonds (like when the stock market crashes or something bad happens) the sellers can offer lower yields and the buyers will take it.
This is all done automatically by the market makers. it's all computerized.

Bonds yeilds are going down because oil is rising. rising oil will increase inflation.

>>56001076
>Bonds yields are going down
I mean Bonds yields aren't going down.

>>56001013
>Can you explain to me like Im a smoothbrain?
Bond prices and yields are inverse to each other, in other words, if bond prices go up, yields go down, if bond prices go down, yields go up
>Think about it like this, you loan me $90, I write you a piece of paper that says I will pay you $100 in 1 year --- you sell this piece of paper to someone else for $95 - who will receive more interest in 1 year, you originally - $90 --> $100, or the second person who bought it, $95 --> $100
>The price of the IOU (piece of paper, bond) went up from $90 to $95, the interest they receive went down from $10 to $5 - price of the bond went up, yield went down

Market participants price bonds (and thus the yields the bonds are giving) based upon many factors, economic activity, demand for money, alternatives available, but the main, most important driver of bond prices is Federal Reserve monetary policy and forward guidance / expectations on future Fed policy.
Today, we got bad news from the jobs report showing hours cut, wages flat, unemployment rate going up from 3.5% to 3.8%, we had bad manufacturing/services data, bad international data too.
Normally, when seeing this bad data, the market would go "Oh, look, the data is weakening, this is good news, as it means Fed monetary policy is working, and they won't have to continue to be so aggressive to disrupt inflation / "over"-employment (past maximum employment)"
When market participants think this, it lowers the chances of future Fed rate increases, increases the chances of Fed rate cuts in the future. This increases the price of bonds, bonds rally, yields fall - it is why we rallied so hard last week, because of bad data coming out one after another, easing interest rate expectations.
Today, after the data, rate expectations dropped
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
for example, November hike odds have decreased from 50% to 33% in about a week

>>56001027
I'M shorting Sweden, the only thing that is holding me back is the depreciation of your shit currency cause everytime I open a position my EUR is being swapped to SEK and after closing back to EUR, so I might even make slight currency losses, YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT RIKSBANK

>>56000965
It's amazing bulls can see the condition of other economies with crystal clarity but can't, or won't, see it in their own country's economy.

Reminder

>>56001013
>>56001092
with expectations for hikes decreasing, and expectations for sooner cuts increasing, you would expect to see yields falling, not rising. You would see 10yr / 30yr bond yields especially be falling
Today they have gone up sharply, against all expectations, against all "fundamentals"
This is very bearish, and shows that there are a lot more troubles brewing under the surface to drive people to be mass selling bonds
When the market "doesn't understand" why this is happening, it's uncharted waters, uncertainty, and the market hates uncertainty
It is extremely bearish that bonds are selling off this hard today, in spite of the data

>>56001050
You should know vix is a metric midwit.

>>56001076
>>56001107

Increased inflation=increased punishing per powell pain when he has to raise rates and put us into a recession.

>>56001092

the feds "price stability" mandate has taken precedence over "low unemployment"

Inflation has bottomed. If you want the deflation rally in bonds to happen you need a little bit more than -0.1% on the SPY. You can't have record high valuations, high commodity prices, and lukewarm economic conditions, and then expect yields to dump 3% because UE ticked up. Just not how it works. Bonds are dead until the SPY gets to 375 again

>>56001097
I'm definitely betting on the fall of sweden. Used to literally be the perfect country until they got a healthy dose of (((diversity)))
>>56001105
fucking gross

>>56000965

>>56001105
Is that the fag from here that was talking about doing "burp porn" (whatever the fuck that shit is) for fags months ago?

VFS has a 800% borrow rate, 0 short shares available for trade, puts massively outvalue the calls, down 60% in the past few days, and we're going into the weekend, and a float of only 7 mil shares.

Anyone wanna bet it's gonna pop before EOD as people close their shorts rather than pay $1.30 in interest per share this weekend?

>>56001101
There is a manufacturing slow down world wide and an abundance of stock because last year everyone bought goods like a maniac just to have stocks in case of another lockdown. That doesn't mean that a FAANG (Nasdaq's return is due the weight of these companies) mega cap companies with rock solid finances and growth like Microsoft are overvalued.

>>56001125
>Inflation has bottomed
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
>August, CPI MoM 0.79%
>August, PCE MoM 0.63%
perhaps it has bottomed, before rising again, similar to the 70s cycle
>and then expect yields to dump
what I'm trying to say is that all market participants have been FOMO'ing into bonds at these high yields, that many, many people think/thought that yields had topped out, and that they needed to buy assets such as the TLT before yields fell - serious FOMO buying into bonds, as they "Just have to lock in these high yields before yields buckle and fall below 4%, fall below 5%!"
TLT long trade has probably been the most talked about, overyhyped over the past week among "pros"

>>56001040
the thrill comes from making money.

losing money feels 2x worse psychologically than making money

>>56000680
How is there not one in Novi? Its where they all live.

>>56001133
Yeah I had a conversation about ukraine and russia with my boomer parents yesterday and it was exhausting. They think Ukraine is winning by a landslide and don't even know why they hate russia. They just say "putin is bad" and then trickle in stuff about trump as well. When I tried to remind them that Biden is way more corrupt than trump ever could dream to be they just laugh it off. It's the kind of tired sleep doesn't fix. Boomers are unfixable like zoomers

FUCKIN CRASH THE MARKET I WANT TO BUY PICREL

>>56001133
I never talked about a short term collapse. The reality is that the ruble with all time high interest rates is in the shit mainly due all the useless rupees that Russians insisted on buying to "sabotage" the dollar. Putin is truly retarded

>>56001133
I saw a title the other day "Why Russia's pathetic economy is booming" and it got me in a hearty chuckle

>>56001167
There is only one in the whole state of michigan so i'm sure the gooks are willing to make the trip from novi to troy. It's not that far.

>>56001175

Yep, it's time to keep the wheel going and sell another 30+ DTE MSFT put.
I love making free money from gamblers.

>>56001175
Bro make a go fund me someone here will buy you this for feet pics or burping into a jar.

>>56001175
I'll combine it with this wallet and I'm set to go

>>56001175
Sorry, only crabby slightly bullish wedges for the next 10 years

WHERE ARE ALL THE BOBO PICS
WHERE ARE ALL THE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHS
WHERE ARE ALL THE QUESTIONS OF WHY IS THIS DUMPGIN ON NO NEWS
because line go down

>>56001217
'aaaaahhh'
and so on.

>so much higher
>for so much longer
pivooters get the rope

>>56001175
kek chinlet

how is this guy so bad at trading?

>>56001217

>>56001049
I promote a Holocaust because it never happened to begin with, KIKE

>>56001235
Hey leave him alone. He's asking the judge for antidepressants in jail because jail is hard. Nevermind the billions that jew scammed, think about his depression chud!

>>56000994

>>56001229
>PMI "beats"
lol numbers smaller than 50 should all be "disappoint"

>>56001240
breddy gud'n!

Where's that recession I keep hearing so much about?

>>56001260
It's a soft landing

451 puts officially ITM. Bought for 32 cents a pop this morning. Thanks for that pricing, market makers. You definitely got me!

>>56001260
on a slow movin' train that's pickin' up speed to Heretown!

>>56001260
Check job openings

>>56001049
Doesn't matter if you report me, KIKE

>>56001258
OK boomer

>>56001194
what delta?

>>56001260
Buddy you're in it. The media is just gaslighting everyone to seem like everything is fine.

2 lazy 2 say it

>>56001278
lower your tone

YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN

>>56001175

>>56001287
Careful what you wish for

>>56001170
Are you retarded? Russia hasn't gained any significant territory since April of last year and is losing ground while their economy is dying, their military is exhausted, and Ukraine keeps getting more guns and guns.

How stupid do you have to fucking be to think that Russia is winning, despite an attempted coup within the country that almost made it to the capital?

How fucking retarded do you have to be to think that killing tens of thousands and trying to do a land-grab based on some boomer Soviet ideological bullshit justification is 4D chess?

>>56001310
You talk like a redditor and write like a redditor.

IM GONNA GUUUUSSSSSSHHHHH

>>56001305
Nice look, but that's the wrong shade of orange

>>56001293
I got fucking heemed in poker last night. Came close to the money in a early tournament then I got drunk and went wild and ended up losing $50. Ended up drunkenly ordering mcdonald's from door dash and somehow the woman found my apartment. I was impressed. Ever though I told her to leave it outside she didn't listen. She was very lucky because most he enter my apartment don't leave.

>>56001310
Lol. Ukraine doesn't exist anymore, the women have been scattered and the men are dead. All that's left is the state.
Yeah they have a pile of guns but they don't have anyone to shoot them.

>>56001320
Picky...

>>56001310
>Are you retarded? Russia hasn't gained any significant territory since April of last year and is losing ground while their economy is dying, their military is exhausted, and Ukraine keeps getting more guns and guns.

>How stupid do you have to fucking be to think that Russia is winning, despite an attempted coup within the country that almost made it to the capital?

>How fucking retarded do you have to be to think that killing tens of thousands and trying to do a land-grab based on some boomer Soviet ideological bullshit justification is 4D chess?

>>56001170
>and don't even know why they hate russia.
Provoking a war that has killed thousands of people and destroy infrastructure in both Russia and Ukraine is not a good reason to dislike Putin's regime? Or are you one of those retards that thinks that Ukraine should just surrender to a HORDE of turkoasiatic tribes just because you are a virgin and consume their propaganda all day long?

>>56001326
Ukraine in the long run will be wealthier than Russia. You are just spewing dumb fucking memes created by fucking Pajeets in bot farms

>>56001316
>all those points about Russia hysterical humiliation
>"Yeah well you are... le Reddit!!!"
Yep you're just another brain-broke vatnig retard too busy fighting demons in his own head

>>56001337
>>56001343

nothing ever happens

>>56001107
thanks senpai. I learned something today

>>56001328
Learn how to use the color picker tool. It's not hard

>>56001326
It's pretty incredible that Russia keeps losing ground to a country with no people left lmao

>>56001343
HAHAHAHAHA
There is no long run. There are just a bunch of old people. It's worse than anywhere else in Europe.

>>56001350
>I won't argue because my point is retarded so let me post le funny meme

Man, so very close to bein' able to post:
INTEREST IS UP
AND THA STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN
but it keeps hesitating above the line. WAIT!!! HERE IT GOES!!! IT'S DROOPIN'!!! IT'S GOONA HIT THA RED!!! SO CLOOSE!!! HERE IT GOOS!!! IT CAN DOO EEEEET!!!

>>56001358
>There are just a bunch of old people
>Yo let me make this up because I believe some crazy number that a Poojeet shat on /pol/

DXY back up at 104.2 already. Better slam that sell button mumu

>>56001356
I was too lazy to load in the picture. I know what the tool is. I'll try harder next time.

Crab market confirmed. Enjoy your nominal gains bullbros

>>56001392
It's ok
Dont' give up
Follow your dreams

>>56001360
I forget you glowies get monday off so you're work extra hard today hopping IP's inbetween posts

Im waiting on ally to finish its relief rally and bonds to eat shit again

shhhhhhhhhhh sleep now mumu, time for bed.

>>56001378
>Total war doesn't flatten a country and result in massive population loss
Even if you don't believe the data thinking anything like you are is completely delusional. Like there's no way for that to possibly correspond with reality baring things like time travel.

>>56001387
Weirdly DXY is up 4% this past month and stocks are practically sitting at highs

Remmeber when I told u guys to short BTAI and u didn't

>>56001365
BOOM!!!
INTEREST IS UP
AND THA STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

what puts are you picking up today for this month given today will be the normie confirmation for a top???? I already bought IWM and holding IEF. Already long SOXS

Thus began, SeptemBEAR.

>>56000666
Wasted. All bark no bite.
>>56000681
Kek

>>56001423
It’s fucking insane actually. Service sector economy is getting raped. We should not be this high

>>56001413
Ukraine will recieve an injection capital never seen in history for a country that size. Expect what Poland got on steroids plus the entirety of global corporations putting some sort of manufacturing based there due low wages and massive gibs from Europe and America. Russia will regress to the mean and become more of a shithole like Kyrgistan with a shrinking economy that won't be able to grow due a lack of technological imports and no foreign investment.

>>56001428
spy 9/29 430 ain't bad but that's a big heem

Remember when i told u guys to short TTOO. U still can. Skeletons clicking and clacking.

>>56001446
Capital doesn't fucking matter at this point.
*the young people are dead and scattered*
Even ignoring that the state is completely corrupt.now.
I'm not saying Russia is in a good spot, they're not but Ukraine is *dead.*

EU MELTDOWN (as warranted)

>>56001457
I tried playing that gap earlier this year, good luck.

>>56001444
At this point I've just accepted that nothing matters anymore. It all just feels like random points of data, scattered on a chart.

>>56001446
The only reason the US is over there is the Biden family has vested interests in that country. Don't pretend it has anything to do with "doing the right thing". Ukraine isn't a NATO country. We have no business being over there.

>>56000930
We cant just... not have women on the battlefield? Nope? We have to create anti-rape armor? This clearly underestimates the will of a rapist. Also, do they have one for her face? Frustrating a rapist with a gun is a really good way to get yourself hurt even worse.

If we're being real the only thing thatll work is a chastity belt tier contraption and a similar face mask. And then its just..... wtf are we doing at that point?

>>56001466
I DON'T NEED LUCK AS I HAVE FORSEEN THIS INEVITABLE OUTCOME.

>>56001479
This. The State controlling the US has forced us to pay for the genocide of the Ukrainian people to cover up money laundering and prostitution for them.
That they've managed to convince some of us that it was a moral thing is absolutely sickening.

>>56001462
>*the young people are dead and scattered*
They are not dead and still have a large population specially if you count the diaspora. It would be the fifth largest country in the EU after Spain if they ever joined

>>56001323
At least now you are back to knowin' that there will be paychecks comin' back in to recover, I am glad that you got BLESSED with that new job, kick ass!

>>56001466
Kek. Thats fucked up.

>>56001494
If the diaspora mattered you could just dump the capitol into some 3rd world shithole and have things work out better since you wouldn't have to de-mine it.

Lets say over the next week I come into 100k i can park anywhere for a few weeks. Without anything more extreme than leverage etfs or uvxy, where would be a rational move to park it temporarily?

>>56001479
>The only reason the US is over there is the Biden family has vested interests in that country.
You are literally retarded if you unironically think that
>Ukraine isn't a NATO country. We have no business being over there.
Yes, destroying the main geopolitical rival in the region spending a fraction of the military budget through a proxy war. How stupid can you be to not see that? Even if you ignore moral arguments (Ukraine is clearly in the right) there is a benefit in destroying Russia's military capabilities with 0 american casualties

How is CVNA still up? It’s up over 10x what the actual fuck

>>56001508
Treasury Bills

>>56001507
Diaspora does matter. Remittances are a huge boost to the local economy and if the country does well the people return. Look at Poland for example

Bros... I have too many business & finance articles to read this weekend
I'll never catch up
I will always be behind current events
I am ngmi

>>56001519
>Yes, destroying the main geopolitical rival in the region spending a fraction of the military budget through a proxy war
I thought Russia was no enemy all the years? NATO was just there for no reasons? Oops, maybe Russia was right about the West

>>56001502
Yeah I have one paycheck left coming from my janny job so that is reassuring too. Of course when you get heemed in poker it's nothing compared to my slot machine days. I lost over $6k in 3 months on the slot machines. I've lost a grand total of maybe $300 in the last 3 months playing poker.

>>56001446
The only injection that country is getting is 100 million niggers

>>56001542
Don't read article, just think to yourself "____ tongues my anus", fill in the blank with a ticker and then short that ticker.

>>56001543
>Russia was no enemy all the years?
You are retarded
>NATO was just there for no reasons?
NATO was there to protect Europe from Mongolia. Any country that has ever been under Mongolian rule loathes them. Just ask the Polish, the Ukranians or the Baltics
>Oops, maybe Russia was right about the West
Nope, you are just retarded. No one wants to attack Mongolia, we just want them to fuck off in their enormous country

What is a stock worth?

>>56001559

>>56000994
>Job
Lol
Pmis. The usa is going into deflationary deathspiral

>>56001570
Then why are Bond yields blowing out?

>>56001549
Well the amounts themselves are nothing, it's all relative to one's means. $300 means a heck of a lot to me these days. I'm slowly building more runway with BOIL but not to the point I am feeling longer term safe yet at all. I have gotten some breddy gud "refills" lately though, so definitely feelin' a lot better than I was just a few months ago. I literally have no other way to make money than trading thanks to health issues on top of the pre-existing life circumstances after losing my business to Great Recession and divorce, etc.

>>56001543
>NATO proved the west right...
>...that they were aggressive cunts trying to wage war on their neighbors
Gottem

>>56001555
You seem like you might be a new hire at mossad, but here's a nickels worth of free advice. When trying to subvert a board or general on 4chan, try not to glow so fucking hard. I have to read your posts wearing a welding helmet to not lose my vision

>>56001555
Yeah, just isolate and surround it and expect it to not retaliate/lash out in any way or form.

Fuck you, burger

>>56001585
Well a tournament usually takes no less than 2 hours and I play a couple a day. So I consider it cheap entertainment when you break it down dollar for dollar. Sorry to hear about your life circumstances. $300 is a lot to me too, but not over the span of 3 months. Money doesn't really mean a whole lot to me anyway. As long as a have food, and a roof over my head, i'm pretty happy.

>>56001587
>Meanwhile US bombing and invading countries on the opposite side of the world, like literally the furthest distance in KM/miles away, on some alleged weapons of mass destruction and some fag they allegedly killed later with seals.

>>56001457
nice paper trade

What should I invest in when it comes to space exploration/space colonization?

>>56001578
That's expected. In a deflationary deathspiral the state is not to be expected to service his debt, so the correct risk aware way is to dump the bonds before one is left holding bags. Sure more risk on investors might pick up the toxic papers to secure better yield at a higher risk

>>56001590
Dumbass
>>56001598
It was not isolated and surrounded. It had all time high trade with the west before the war, despite being aggressive against the west diplomatically. What bothered Mongolia is that it couldn't invade Latvia or Lithuania because of NATO

People on this board tried to warn everyone about the economic "statistics" and "definitions" that have been reported in the last 3 years...

just picked up a short strangle on SPY
are you goyim ready yet for the crash of a lifetime?

>>56001618
anon are you just investing based on whatever the wordle is that day?

>>56001608
Yeah, it's never meant shit to me other than essential needs. I'm hoping to get to the point I can get some health insurance and a small used RV to live in.

>>56001629
>short strangle
it could crash up

>>56001628
Everyone from the bag holding administration over Congress to private sector scammers and idiots want to meme a pause. At a pce of 4.4

>>56001626
So, you're suggesting, they are pricing in a sovereign debt crisis?

>>56001570
thought it was hyperinflation. make your minds up.

>>56001630
KEK!!!

>>56001610
I don't have a problem with this as long as the US benefits from it somehow. Like we went into Iraq for oil that was obvious. But we will get nothing out of Ukraine but 16 walmarts. Complete was of money. We have people eating out of fucking trash cans in the US but lets send trilliions to ukraine and get nothing in return

>>56001617

>>56001642
Yep. The numbers point toward it. Orders are down, pmis are depressed that's an extreme concerning sign, if you are a bag holder

>>56001628
>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for June was revised down by 80,000, from +185,000
to +105,000, and the change for July was revised down by 30,000, from +187,000 to +157,000. With
these revisions, employment in June and July combined is 110,000 lower than previously reported.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm

Actually true, LMAO

4500 just can't be beat

>>56001636
>he doesn't realize the fire has already started

please do *not* feed the black swam

>>56001628
Imagine an economy so good that within a month or two all the reports have to be slashed IN HALF at a minimum. Market just keeps going up because that's what it does right?!

>>56001282
20. And I close at 50% profit and then open another. Simple is as simple does.

>>56001646
Sure you don't have a problem. You have no morals. So I don't care what any burgers says when it comes to the ukraine war. You completely lost ANY credibility talking about aggressions and war on this world.

>>56001644
Wut? Where should that hyper inflation come from? I was since March on team deflationary deathspiral though for china and Europe, didn't thought it would catch the usa

If it keeps crabbing I’m going to fucking neck. Please can we have one solid red day when the fundamentals are this shit today.

>>56001657

>>56001670
I'm not the one invading countries, my government is doing that. My morals have nothing to do it. I don't support this war nor the Iraqi war. I'm just saying if you're going to do it, make sure the american people benefit in some way.

It's over bros

>>56001670
Oh noooooooooooo the sins of americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nooooooooooooooooooooo every brics nation is perfect noooooooooooooooooooo

>>56001542
you gotta learn to speedread

>>56001686
how do I do that?

I have lost $3,800 on Dollar General (DG) the last 2 days. (My portfolio is ~$80k and I do not deal in options)

>>56001683
Forced baggies buying stinky treasuries which is suppressing them from facing reality.

>>56001690
First and last letter of the word is a start

>>56001684
kek, saved for next time CRBPajeet spergs out again

>>56001694
Guess it wasn't the recession play you needed.

>>56001684
If the usa falters and slips into deflation, the rest of the world that dependent on burgers buying there crap, is fucked, especially brics is going to shit

>>56001680
You are benefitting, at least your energy exporters.

>>56001684
>indian
Why do white people always have to project this hard?
Anyways, you won't be able to uphold your power over the world forever. Your empire is crumbling

Id like to see a twatter shitposting between disney princesses (male) and spectrum lads (poor)

>>56001713
Just a question. Why deflation? What about all the money printing and the low interest rates of the last decades?

>>56001732
Then go back

>>56001610
>One country acting like an ape retard makes it okay for a different country to act like an ape retard 20 years later
okay cool false equivalence but why

>>56001717
It's really just the military industrial complex that's benefitting. We're sending all of our old weapons to ukraine so Lockheed can make new ones

>>56001737
What a value has lose monetary policy, when nobody buys crap, companies close down because demand broke away, and less people can afford to buy crap, and more production capacity is shut down?

>>56001717
Sure thing sweaty keep thinking that.

>>56001737
Thats stagflation which might be worse.

>>56001749
If that were the case their stock wouldn't still be eating shit.

>>56001755
As far as I understand, nothing is worse than deflation.
Stagflation would at least inflate the debt away

>>56001748
I know that is that or you can call it like that. But you have to understand that others will not care about your opinion anymore. Doesn't make the war in Ukraine really right, but them not listening to you absolutey understandable.

>>56001769
deflation is the cure to our ailments, tho

>>56001780
It's the dead of us hegemony.

>>56001769
deflation would at least bring grocery prices down. Oh boohoo the stock market would suffer. Couldn't care less

>>56001790
>>56001790
>>56001790

>>56001788
>Prices down
>No job
>Can't afford cheaper grocers
>feelsbadman.png

>>56001683
>not using Hotmail/Outlook for email

>>56000585
Are any of you investing into state funded struggling air travel corporations in europe? They, at least some are dirt cheap.

Enjoy grifting on them if you like.

>>56001776
...why though? People don't listen on my opinion of UKRAINE because something that AMERICA did 20 years ago, which isn't even my country?

>>56001812
If it is not your country you are not meant?

>>56001769
For the government deflation is the worse. For savers? Stagflation is the worse because fixed income instruments get torched destroying the wealth and poor get squeezed.

>>56001811
Europe is already in deflationary deathspiral. The Netherlands and Austria got confirmed being fucked today. Though Austria is extra fucked. 7.8% inflation, negative ppi, negative order growth, increasing unemployment

>>56001834
>deflationary deathspiral
>higher inflation
What do you even mean? The economic activity is shitting itself yes, but the prices are nto going down but up. That is stagflation.

>>56001847
Who cares about prices, they are following. An economic deflation, means production capabilities going the way of the dinosaur and more people losing their jobs, is fuckier. Better first prices coming down and then economic deflation then the other way around. Also inflation is mostly driven by housing and an artificial driven production manipulation

>>56001864
>who cares about prices
That was THE topic for 2 years

>>56001870
Yeah so? Now the topic is prices being stagnant outside of the pyramid scheme that is real estate that if prices come down fast there the entire house of cards dies, because the entire banking system is collateralizatied with that pyramid scheme

If changs weren't drooling idiots, they would take the haircut on their western real estate investment and crash the entire us economy just shitting in a depressed real estate bid

>>56001882
Have not heard anyone talking about that.

>>56001913
No. But I see it, and are wondering if I'm the only one or if everyone that sees it is keeping his mouth shut because if the average droolers sees it it panicking on scamstreet

>retard "experts" still keep saying the fed will be cutting rates in a few months

Can someone explain this? They have been saying this for over a year now

>>56001956
Fear knowing that if everyone runs for the door it's game over. Somebody must pay reuters good money to shit out articles like pic related

>>56001956
Why wouldnt they cut rates?

>>56002004
Because scamstreet wants line go up, the alternative is their grift going belly up

ima laugh when the SPY reaches $500 in september and the bears starve before winter.

>>56001956
the current projected timeline is either May or June 2024 (not a few months away)
the market expects the economy to get so weak by this point, that the Fed will be forced to cut
big game of chicken, whoever flinches first

>>56001161
That whole situation looks ridiculous.

>>56000662
>even heat distribution
Not true, actually. Go fill a cast iron pan with a thin layer of water and put it on high heat. Watch where the bubbles form.