/biz/ - Business & Finance

OW MY BEAR BUSSY

your capital is at risk. the value of your investments may decrease as well as increase.

>>55999287
That's why I own everything

God it’s so comfy being a dividend investor. Thanks to careful research and investments into good companies with wide economic moats I can look forward to a raise every single year. The best part is that I don’t have to worry about the direction of the market in any given year because I don’t need to sell any stock to get paid

>>55999301
What's the average yield you're getting?

>>55999293
Damn those non-crosslinked collagen fibers in womens' skin... so soft.

Copperbros, are we officially back? China stimulus, copper reserves down, loads of copper being stolen from a large supplier, US data and China data getting better... will it finally go to $4?

>futures

To the guys asking for Sauerkraut stocks.

>Lenzing (AUSTRIA)
is a manufacturer for clothing fibers. EU is going to regulate this further, as clothing is a lot of waste that is often being burned. They want more second hand, more recycling and in the first place more ecological fibers.

>>55999270
Where's the worthless son of a bitch who shilled LLAP on here? I just wanna talk.

>>55999301
>Dividends
>Rolling money continually into treasury bonds
The comfy way of investing

>>55999301
>here are your 4 dollars on your 100k investment sir, see you next quarter
>oh and I apologize, our stock has fallen 78%

>>55999333
we're going to end up poorer than asia by 2040, except it will be via environmental dictat.

Remember to filter all divifags, it's like a cult, all they ever have to say is "join us brooo we have divvies haha it's soo comfy broo wow I'm underperforming VTI but I'm like sooo comfy".

>up 2% on wheat futures since slurping 12 hours ago
Cerealbros ww@?

>>55999406
dis nigga eating cornflakes

>>55999367
This isn’t common. I specifically said good companies. Here’s an example
>Lowe’s dividend per year
2012: $0.60
2022: $3.70

>>55999367
Kek.

Oil!

Home Depot yearly dividend since 2012

2012: $1.16
2013: $1.56
2014: $1.88
2015: $2.36
2016: $2.76
2017: $3.56
2018: $4.12
2019: $5.44
2020: $6.00
2021: $6.60
2022: $7.60

yearly dividend per share since 2010

2010: $1.23
2011: $1.58
2012: $1.84
2013: $2.04
2014: $2.31
2015: $2.40
2016: $2.40
2017: $2.40
2018: $2.74
2019: $3.04
2020: $3.04
2021: $3.90
2022: $4.51

Studio apartments that were 1000 dollars in 2018 in my area are now charging over 1600.

Just dont look up telecom companies like verizon and AT&T

MSFT yearly dividend per share. This is without even taking share price appreciation into account. This is what the anti dividend fags fear most

2012: $0.83
2013: $0.97
2014: $1.15
2015: $1.29
2016: $1.47
2017: $1.59
2018: $1.72
2019: $1.89
2020: $2.09
2021: $2.30
2022: $2.54

>>55999429
The real rate of inflation oj display right here.

Higher unemployment means quicker to pause and cut rates. Just if you're wondering why today will be green while unemployment ticks up.

DIVIDENDED

>>55999444
Those companies made dividend investors rich. All the smart ones got out when the starting yield hit above 4%. You aren’t a retard are you?

2012: $2.87
2013: $3.12
2014: $3.28
2015: $3.44
2016: $3.61
2017: $3.83
2018: $4.19
2019: $4.73
2020: $5.04
2021: $5.25
2022: $5.66

>>55999429
>>55999437
>>55999448
All cool and nice but it looks like we might be at a generational top and yeah...

>>55999442

>>55999406
Ah commodities, the third pillar of comfy investing.

>>55999480
This time for sure

Pepsi
2012: $2.15
2022: $4.30

2012: $2.40
2013: $2.59
2014: $2.76
2015: $2.95
2016: $3.15
2017: $3.32
2018: $3.54
2019: $3.75
2020: $3.98
2021: $4.19
2022: $4.45

>>55999415
Kek. Ole Cap'n Crunch head ass nigga. Suga Bear lookin ass mofo.

>>55999429
>>55999437
>>55999448
>>55999476
>>55999511
Even if all these double or triple their dividends you still get like 2-4% lol.

>>55999270
ET did well for me yesterday. IDK what you're talking about.

>>55999341
>invoosting in anything shill here other than BOIL in buy zones
Ngmi
g
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Golden bearrun starts in 5.

>>55999429
>stock goes up $255.17
>at least I got my $35.60 in dividends
and that's a cherrypicked example lmao

>>55999520
Show your math. Most of those would be yielding 6%. The beauty is that the growth rate is still huge compared to a stock with a starting yield of 6

If you dont start shorting today you are going to get heemed. Simple as. Seasonality plus the start of a major crash is just minutes away.

>>55999555
Get stock price gains and dividends. Based. They were set to DRIP the whole time? Even more based

Bonds are rising. is this bullish or bearish?

GET READY BOBO

Costco
2012: $1.10
2022: $3.16

>>55999559
>Most of those would be yielding 6%.
Bullshit
They vield 2-3% and lure you in with "but its rising every year!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2012: $0.25
2013: $0.35
2014: $0.42
2015: $0.50
2016: $0.59
2017: $0.69
2018: $0.88
2019: $1.05
2020: $1.22
2021: $1.34
2022: $1.58

>YES, MORE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE
>PUMP!

PAYROLE HIGHER
UNEMPLOYMENT HIGHER
WTF AMERICA EGSPLAAAINNNNN

See what i mean?

>>55999587
That's extremely bearish.

I just shorted SPX a few seconds ago, did I fuck up?

BOBO'S ???

LMAO CANADA -0,2% GDP vs +1,2% EXPECTED AHAHAHAHHA

The Dutch East India Company paid 18% dividends for nearly 200 years. What changed? Why are dividends such a tremendous scam now?

>>55999607
ICCT

>>55999606
Niggers. (Don't ban me jannies demographics drive economics.)

>>55999596
Are you pretending to be retarded. Most of the ones I posted had a starting yield between .5 and 2%. How you can make a blanket statement saying they all started at 2% and needed at 2% is beyond comprehension. You’re arguing against proof of dividend appreciation because these numbers make you mad. The funny thing is all of the companies I posted were mega companies back in 2012 that retards like you would have said we’re at their top. Now show me the math you used to make your cope statements

>>55999613
Looks that way...*for now*

>>55999617
They need millions of more immigrants though.

>>55999542

>>55999629
I did this because algo pumps like this tend to reverse pretty quickly, but you never know

>>55999626
You claimed they yield 6%, nigger
They yield nowhere near that much
Its a fucking scam

>The current dividend yield for Visa as of August 30, 2023 is 0.73%

ABBV
2013: $1.60
2022: $5.92

>>55999606
more people in the workforce
which is bullish
which in "bad news are good news" mode is bearish

>>55999629
>>55999613
Shorting jobs report is dangerous. It's Mumu's last straw. And they won't let go of it.

>>55999637

>>55999606
A higher payroll and higher unemployment means that people are re-entering the workforce that were previously out of it. You know those labor force participation rates? This implies that they're going back up as people are seeking work again.

That's why we're now seeing this comfy pump. Higher unemployment on its own would be bad news but coupled with higher payrolls that's really good news.

>>55999648
>The current dividend yield for Visa as of August 30, 2023 is 0.73%
not for the share I buyed in 2010 lmao

>>55999648
yeld on cost, friend

>>55999643
Yep.

>>55999619
The concept of a forced withdraw as value generation is retarded.

- Canadian GDP (Y/Y) Jun: 1.1% (exp 1.4%; prev 1.9%)
- GDP (M/M) Jun: -0.2% (exp -0.2%; prevR 0.2%)
- Quarterly GDP Annualised Q2: -0.2% (exp 1.2%; prevR 2.6%)

How are they all different? M/M is as expected, QOQ is severely different. Y/Y is slightly different. I'm too stupid for this.

>>55999662
>TFW you realize even James had his life put together better than you do.

Last month's payrolls were revised down from 187k to 157k (all these economic revisions are getting a little ridiculous)
Unemployment rate jumped 3.5 to 3.8%
Earnings increasing less than expected

These are good for less hikes, but bad numbers.

>>55999662
>bad news is good news
>good news is also good news
MUMU WON

>>55999648
>current dividend yield
God you’re stupid. Someone who bought visa in 2012 had a current yield of .7%. As the dividend grew the yield on cost rose to in visas case about 5%. The yield is current yield is only less than 1% because the stock price grew. The fact that you don’t know how yield works just let everyone else reading know you aren’t smart

>>55999619
Imagine buying the top and bagholding until bankruptcy because of >muh dividends

>>55999559
Most interest rates on government bonds yield higher than the current yields on those stocks even if they double our triple their dividends today and yield 6% I don't see it being worth it the valuations are just unrealistic.

>>55999664
>>55999667
>>55999679
>just buy my dividend stock and wait 10 years!

>>55999687
Nice pivot. Treasuries are high now yes but interest rates are much more likely to fall than dividends in quality companies. You can lock yourself in at 5% today but it won’t grow and chances are next year you won’t be able to find a 5% treasury note

>>55999676
>These are good for less hikes
Lol.
They're hiking in September. Maybe it will effect November but only if housing and energy go down (it won't.)

>>55999676
Ok, so we're gonna pump on bad numbers in the perspective of rate cuts, just to be wiped out again in 13 days when the CPI come out?
is that the play?
Nice market we have here

>>55999703
Why the fucg would anyone buy a 0.8% "dividend stock" you nutcase?

>>55999703
>but interest rates are much more likely to fall than dividends
Not imo.
>You can lock yourself in at 5% today but it won’t grow and chances are next year you won’t be able to find a 5% treasury note
Yeah who knows might find myself a 6% note or a 8% note?

>>55999710
CPI is a scam too. The game was rigged from the start

>>55999692
5 minutes ago you didn’t understand yield on cost. You thought someone who bought in 2013 had the current yield of the stock. It’s been great watching you flounder around

That's a nice pre-market pump.
However...

>>55999705

>>55999715
For the dividend growth and share appreciation. Sorry you didn’t understand that concept. Perhaps gambling the entirety of your portfolio on options is more your speed

>>55999723
I was just going to post that. A hike is completely off the table.

>>55999720
nah, the june CPI was all over the headlines "we've beaten the inflation" and so on and a big green pump as a result. Now I want my gapfill and the market to realize we're far off the endgame.

>>55999723
Bidding markets often have little to do with reality.

tell me why I shouldnt buy DRN? real estate sector is low right now and im not buying a real estate crash.

>>55999737
Which means now the UNINVERSION CRASH can come

2012: $0.60
2013: $0.66
2014: $0.73
2015: $0.77
2016: $0.87
2017: $0.98
2018: $1.11
2019: $1.25
2020: $1.40
2021: $1.54
2022: $1.70

I'll have nap (EU), boring. EU at least is moving down.

First for the first of many bear rallies on NVDA

>>55999703
You’re counting on rates falling and then selling your 50 year bond for a tidy ten bagger

Do I buy long calls for energy stocks at open?

Am I retarded?
>Unemployment UP
>Labor participation rate UP
what? Aren't those two inversely related?
>Payrolls UP
>Payrolls last month revised DOWN
>Hourly wages down slightly
I fuckin hate jobs reports as they don't make any sense at all to me. They also seem heavily manipulated as they get to choose which data to hold and keep and use and which companies to survey.
Still, seems bullish overall... though, coupled with personal spending bigly up... nah, JPow is too much of a puzzi to raise now

>>55999772
I’m not counting on rates falling. It doesn’t matter what happens with the market my dividends go up every year. It’s nice having treasuries yield this much right now but you can’t depend on rates to stay elevated like you can depend on dividends from good companies to grow

Long war sats.

Check out russia today, go long on Lockheed and sat producers

I've been on a 48 hour bender, and bought a bunch of shit like why the fuck do I own GLD calls that expire in fucking march?

>>55999799
This I agree

>>55999802
tell us all of your other positions so we know exactly what not to do.

I wonder why people are buying into this rally? Who is purchasing at this price point? I'm genuinely curious.

>>55999731
When I look a stock like Visa I ask myself who the fuck in the right mind would buy this shit? Considering the valuations and the current yield it's just not worth it to me. If it works for you it works I guess.

I made 3$ passively today. Life is good.

>>55999356
New Thread Theme

https://youtu.be/JAYoLyO5hCs?si=mObe6_An2zjpAzPp

>>55999794
Unemployment only counts people actively seeking work. People not actively seeking work aren't in the labor force but those who are... are. Hence unemployment ticking up along with participation, more people are seeking jobs and thus now being counted as unemployed instead of simply out of the work force.

>>55999818
You should look into correcting that flaw. You would have said the same thing about Visa when it was at its all time highs 10 years ago.

>>55999794
They’ve revised jobs data down the past 15 months. 60% of this number just covers the revisions that went down. The data is all messed up because they’re lying each month

>>55999850
LOL they change it by a factor of two decimal points for job reports before. These numbers, It is known.

>>55999794
>Unemployment UP
>Labor participation rate UP
More people are actively looking for work and more people are working. Remember, unemployment is defined by the people actively looking for work while not having a job.
>Payrolls UP
>Payrolls last month revised DOWN
>Hourly wages down slightly
Payrolls are overall up, but the more recent data shows its going down. It's like speed vs acceleration. Hourly wages follows suit as well

It really is amazing that you can eat McDonald's and your farts the next day literally smell like McDonald's. No other food does that.

>>55999648
Everybody take a moment to look at this guy who doesn’t understand how yield works. If he doesn’t have access to another device or a VPN he won’t be able to post in /smg/ until next thread. A decisive victory for dividend chads

>>55999794
>Still, seems bullish overall
lmao.

You know there’s not going to be a pivot in the interest rates anytime soon, right? People are already priced out of buying houses.

>>55999881
wrong, homebuilders are near ATH

>>55999891
Oh my fucking god, how fucking retarded are you people?

>>55999878
Do you get paid for this, you lunatic?

>>55999891
at all time costs

>>55999874
Does that imply your shit is mcdonalds or mcdonalds is shit?

>>55999902
He gets paid in dividends, $2 every 3 months

>>55999794
The whole market is pozed beyond believe. I wouldn't trust any data you read. They've begun hiring animals who can't even do basic addition and subtraction to be the CFOs at these corporations because of those DEI and ESG mandates.

>>55999891
Home prices are already rising. They’ve already bottomed out and had already adjusted to inflation. Homeowners who refinanced their homes at 2-3% rates are never selling.

>>55999811
I bought 10K shares of MULN

>>55999902
Cope for not knowing how yield works
>>55999915
Cope for being BTFO by my lists of dividend appreciating companies

>>55999891
correct. its one of the best performing sectors when i watched recently.

>>55999891
>>55999942
>1 post by this ID
Ignoring the shills

>>55999794
Just buy, goy. There is surely no risk in buying the second double top right as we go into labor day weekend, right before it dumped the last couple of years. The market will surely make a new ATH in september.

GSAT
CYBN
MVST

load up ladies

Now, how can I max profit from the inevitable OIL run?

>>55999881
The last stripper I talked to was living in her car so we're not *quite* there yet.

I honestly don't know what to think or do in this market

A pump on the first of Septembear.
Need it or keep it?

>>55999881
pls say that was the actual headline pic

>>55999881
Imagine buying a $300k house for $3k down kek. What could possibly go wrong?
>>55999911
That's quite the philosophical dilemma. That's like asking what came first the chicken or the egg?

Buying more AMR today

>>55999961
Tell everyone you know that they should cash out of their banks because banks are collapsing and they should keep all their cash and life savings under the bed

You can only post in /smg/ if you have a mortgage rate lower than 5%

imagine replying to a namefag

>>56000006
I don't even know what my mortgage payment is. It just debits an account every month.

>>55999980
I'd hedge the cash with some silver, gold, canned food and ammo, but otherwise solid

>>56000006
I dont have a mortgage, does that count?

There goes my MMM put

look at these clowns pumping futures. What's their end game? Lure retard bulls chasing a 4% weekly SPY move for exit liquidity?

>>56000025
Ah, a 0% loan, that's quite anti-semitic

>>56000000

>>55999961
Let your uninvoosted CASH sit in HOOD gaining 4.9% while it awaits your trigger pull for the moment you *do* know what to do.

>TFW your account balance is down again on baseless market pumps

will this weed pump last this time ?

>>56000006
2.5%, get on my level

>>56000050

>>55999778
Only if you want to be rich

this market couldnt be more green holy shet
>and im cashgang :/

why are you faggots trying to short? we're in a bull market. stop being gay and grab some quick calls in and out

>>56000022
Checked.
My first ever gold coin btw

>>55999980
Has that goblina started an onlyfans yet? I know it's inevitable. It's what all aspiring "models" devolve into. I need somebody to leak it so I can see what color her butthole is.

>>56000047
>le brokie/federal agent shill

>>56000076
I guess my mistake was trying to apply logic to a clown market

>>55999301
Based. I’m starting to slowly build out something reasonable. What are your choice dividend payers? Maybe one day I can get something like that DEW (dividends every week) autismo

>>56000047
I'm already 60% in money markets
I think i won't buy stuff anymore for a while

OH MUMUU~

>divibaggies don't know that you can get dividends literally every day by buying on the eve of ex-divvie date and don't have to baghold all year around
what now divifags?

Could this be the fabled Golden Stag(flation) Run?

>>56000113

>>56000076
Tony Dwyer is bearish now. It's unironically over

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>56000084
She’s a 6ft French-Norwegian girl who is an only child to her rich parents. She’s a decent person and she doesn’t really need OF money for anything. Get your coomer brain out of the gutters and accept that there are some decent girls out there that exist.

bobos how has your week gone % wise??

predict market opening level

>>56000113
hey this guy is on to something...

I can't believe soxx is almost back to ath with the current state of the industry
it's literally hopium. Later this month, we'll have Micron who's gonna hopefully make a reality check on those PE

europoor here. should i dump AVGO before the burger market opens?

>>56000085
>le schizo nigger
Imagine calling someone that suggests staying cashgang and making interest on their cash until they themselves know what to do a fed shill, and then announcing that you yourself are cash gang.

>>55999657
/this

OIL BROS....

>>56000180
what is the best way to profit on OIL?

>>56000158
I know you're being sarcastic but the volatility/derivatives market almost certainly cancels out the (expected) gains.

he's late

>>56000158
lel, I actually tried this 3 days in a row 2 years ago, I lost a few hundred from the price of the stocks going down more than the dividend gave. Dividends make stock prices go down.

if today isn't red nothing is stopping this market

>>56000173
its the robinhoodnigger recommendation that did it

>DXY doing a little head and shoulders action

bang bang bang

open the goddamn amrketsss

>>56000156
it'll open at the starting level for the day

HOLY SHIT MY PUTS

>>56000214
your puts, what about my puts?

>>56000214
My puts!

>>56000144
That must not be the same girl. Selena the goblina is Brazilian.
>Get your coomer brain out of the gutters
I only exist to coom.

I believe in you bobros, SHOW ME THOSE LONG RED LINES.

these days are beautiful feeling when your position keeps going up every day and the good feeling continues.

i hope the bullrun never ends for my stock

fomoed in. all in tech stocks. i can no longer watch the green from the sidelines

What a fuckin open.

WHERE'S THAT MUMU
COME OUT AND FACE ME

FYI, unemployment needs to increase 3x for Powell to be satisfied. Rate end point isn’t fixed, by spring next year he will say “7.25-7.5” by the summer, we’ll be looking at close to 10.

RATES WILL INCREASE UNTIL UNEMPLOYMENT GOES HIGHER. MUCH HIGHER.

>>56000238
Better hope those 8/4 highs hold, we're right there

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I'm closing Etrade. I'll see you guys on Tuesday.

>>56000247
dude, we're 13days out of a shit CPI. hopefully you're in for short terms

>>56000252
can't we just incorporate the illegals into the data? I'm sure the 20 million illegals aren't working and could make the unemployment rate look better for him

>>56000256
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT MUMU!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LOLLLLLLLLLLL

Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party
Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party
Nothin' but a bobo party
Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party

>>56000257

>>56000256
TODAY ITS EITHER YOU OR ME MUMU
THERES NOT ENOUGH MARKET FOR THE BOTH OF US

>open Think or Swim
>CALL ALERT: Immediate action required.
>close app
>shut down phone
Phew, that was a close one

>>56000285
>margin call faxed through your printer

heh nothing personal kiddo

ABORT! WHOOP WHOOP TERRAIN TERRAIN WHOOOOOOOOP

>>56000285
Pay up or you'll end up like your othee bull friends

good morning
friday morning
very comfy market we are having today
simple as

Uranium bros.....were winning

>>56000077
Damn anon, thats kino. Looks like some shit youd find on a treasure ship.

Fubo and Rumble going strong again.

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN

>rejected
People are trying to sell the top before the inevitable september dump. That's funny.

IT'S A LONG RIDE DOWN, MUMUS AND YOU KNOW IT.

>>56000288
Little do they know my fax machine is behind seven proxies

>>56000285
I always just let the position appreciate out of the deficit. No problem.

>>56000261
Nope. Get used to $100 bags of groceries, bagtranny. It’s going to be a while.
When they say “sticky inflation” it’s just a nice way to say “Powell is too much of a pussy to get the job done”

>They actually stalled out the collapse until September so they can blame it on seasonal downturn
Holy shit these glowniggers really did it

>>56000285
They’ll get you either way, retard.

meme stocks

>>56000310
This is my new trip baggie, do you rike it

>>56000311
>$100 bags of groceries?
What are you shopping at dollar general? A bag of groceries is like $250 at whole foods.

>>56000077
fake and plated
until you cut it in half to check for sure
probably pig iron or something even cheaper inside tbqdesu

>>55999613
I was right to short the scam pump

>every dumping candle gets bought up.

so this is the power of the big boys in the market

>his entire portfolio hinges on the price action of a single day

>>56000269
>>56000276
>>56000280
>>56000293
>>56000294
>>56000307
>>56000327

Hey my NVDA puts are moving parabolic!

>>55999969
No one wants to be the bagholder buying the top.

>>56000324
Does your gookfu force you to shop at whole foods? Seems weird because they literally use gutter oil in their country.

>>56000339
That's how every bull faggot looks, imagine my shock

>>56000339
Nasdaq already red

still green
still loving life
living the dream
and you know what i would do if it went down? buy more, same as if it goes up
it's really that easy

>>56000345
No she makes me drive her to H-mart.

What’s literally the most reliable indicator?

>>56000347
>+0.07%

hello there

>>56000353
Note: They're both wearing collard shirts.
Don't go outside in logo t-shirts and sweatpants unless you're mowing the lawn.

....and we're back to crabbing again

Gay janny banned me for sharing the knowledge that an easy jew detection method is if the ear is below the brow line

>>56000361
Chad oil barron

>>56000363
Sorry I exclusively wear golf shirts I got for free as corporate promotional items.

Haha, that dollar reversal caught me off guard lol

>>56000353
lumber v gold
XLU v total market
SP500 200 day sma
VIXchan
for longer term stuff are the easiest for me
fuck doing daily bullshit

INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE,
UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR,
SHOW ME YOUR MARKETS,
AND I SHALL SHOW YOU ITS RUINS.

How long do I bother keeping an option that's in the red before selling at a loss?
1 week to exp? Or more?

>>56000369
Heh those are ok too.

>>56000366

>>56000366
awe fuck, my ear is just below my brow line

>>56000345
His gookfu is Korean, also do you rike her tits?
https://files.catbox.moe/jdusdz.jpg

Update

XLE smashed $90

"Unemployment went up but went down for black Americans"

>>56000352
>h mart
>it's an Asian grocery store
I didn't even know these existed. Must be an ancient Chinese secret.

>>56000366
>>56000382
kek

>>56000387
wtf is wrong with homosexuals?

Mumu. Be honest. Even you didn't really think it would keep going up today, did you?

>>56000387
Pure, undistilled mental illness

>>56000366
Thanks for the tip.

>>56000390
There are a zillion around DC.

russell is poompi so i think nasdiggeridoo will catch up.

bobos back to their cuckshed

>>56000394
they gay

boats boats boats
>>56000387
I didn't know burp anon was back

>Septembear
>Octobear
>Novembear
>Decembear
Bobo season

>>56000385
>Korean
A gook is a chink is a nip. They're all the same to me. And yes I still have his gookfu's tits securely saved on my hard drive.

Russell bros...we heal...the small caps shall inherit the market

Let's see.

and its only the 1st of September. at least 29 days of agony awaits :)

>>56000408
Forgot my pic
boats boats boats

>>56000415
russell kings are leading the recession market

>>56000412
I think the market is going to close the year another 10% higher from these levels, but you guys are welcome to try going short.

>>56000422
Boats used to be more expensive than houses new. Now new boats large enough to live on are cheaper than everything except rotting shacks in Chicago.
It's not a bullish indicator, it indicates people are running out of options and executing on backup plans.

>>56000420
i'll take a month of +0.3% days

>>56000423
>>56000415
i picked up some of dat dere URTY and it be doin lil sumthin

Dividend investing is always a carrot on a stick. Who gives a shit that you're getting 6% yield on your investment when there are stocks that go up 2x,3x in a single year. I bet you are like the dumb fuck who told their entire family to buy iBonds and put their money into 4% yielding bank accounts because of the incredible rate, and meanwhile JPM is up 40-60% YTD. Dumb fucks lmao

>>56000429
KEK
BAGGOT GOING BULLISH
HERE IS YOUR TOP SIGNAL

>>56000399
It’s either that or a very passive aggressive complaint about his roommate’s burping.

>>56000324
Whole Foods fucking sucks. My ShopRite is based because it’s a lot of local shit at normal (relative to inflation) prices

>>56000429
I don't trust you're being honest here

bottom is in SPY - 264 by September 11

>>56000458
i meant 464

Can’t have inflation if you’re unemployed

>>56000458
You were right the first time

>>56000447
He may think that, whether he is a reputable source or not is tbd

>>56000446
It's a request for burp anon. He does onlyfans for mentally ill burp fetishists. I can't believe he's still getting customers. I didn't realize how many depraved bastards there are out there.

Bears have been taking Ls the entire week

Lol
Lmao

>>56000487
It’s called catfish

We're closing red today. youve been warned

ooooooOOOOUUUUTTTTTTT

>>56000500
absolute retards

>>56000437
Huge cope. Reliable income can be better than trying to find stocks that go up 3x in a year. You may get lucky but you may not

Tesla bounce off that 250 is going to be monumental

>>56000514

CVNA!!!

>>56000353
reliable indicator of what?

>>56000353
Your momma

how's the vix so fucking low holy shit

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

>>56000353
Frozen lasagna.

>>56000570
because we're in a bull market and you fools keep fighting the trend

>>56000571
Nice.

>>56000570
0dtes

>>56000390
We don’t want you farang stinking up the place. I don’t know what your problem is, but nothing but weirdo honkaloids come in there. Some cracker nutcase came in without a cart and tried to take my cart yelling out loud, “IS THIS SOMEONE’S CART???” I was nanoseconds drop kicking him in the face.

>>56000353
If you need some something visual a I go cloud if you don’t then just lines, price, shapes and volume.

Make a plan and follow it no matter what you’re looking at. Use runners for your degeneracy.

>>56000578
Delusional
The only people “fighting the trend” are the ones like you who are not listening to the fed

>>56000578
I know right, imagine not buying UNH while it's below $500 a share

>>56000585
>>56000585
>>56000585

>>56000589
look around retard

I brought my first ever actual index option. Fuck SPY, all my niggas trade SPX

>>56000353
Gut feel

>>56000587
CRBPajeet you don't belong there either!!! Nobody wants you shitting in the aisles.

>DELL
WTF? Beat earnings, worse revenue and operating margins compared to last year and getting worse with each year.... but beat expectations. AI bros, AI... I can understand +5-10% but +20%, the hell?
They really are just mocking us at this point

>>56000601
> look around retard
I am, and I see that everyone is wrong and that the economy is extremely sick.

>>56000625
Dell is a sharecropper for Microsoft. The Windows platform is obviously going nowhere very fast and Dell has no plan for that.

>>56000186
Some Anons buy OIL company stocks like XOM, PBR, etc., which go up and down with the prices of OIL to varying degrees, then there's OIL specific ETFs that more or less exactly match the OIL price movements, some leveraged in addition. Be careful of "buying the top" once things have already poomped a lot, as OIL has been rising since June 27th, but today hit peeks higher than anything since Novemeber 2022.

>>56000636
Wait it went up? What the fuck?

>>56000606
Just stay away, cracker. Everyone laughs at you as you walk by with that 10lb of make up whore.

>>56000631
you whine and bitch about the DXY on twitter don't you

>>56000638
is this good >>56000361

Fuckin hate this EU scam market that now suddenly think it has it's own mind. Fuckin slept during the dump and didn't take profits and now it pumps, sons of whores, especially Sweden which is today more bullish than the rest, faggots.

>>56000805
That is a leveraged ETF, and again, you're looking at quite possibly buying the top of a rally that's been running for a while already. It is absolutely possible for it to keep going up, and I suspect that it will, but BEWARE of the potential DANGER, particularly of even just pullbacks along the way. Do not go in too heavy, just enough to potentially profit from what is obviously a LEARNING EXPERIENCE. That being said, I'm more of a ProShares man so UCO and SCO are what I tend to use for OIL.

>>56000843
>>56000805
>I suspect that it will
I should clarify that I mean this over the coming weeks/months,but today is something of a top for sure.

>>56000905
I agree we're in top territory but you must consider your audience. This degen, much like ourselves, is hoping to capture some of this area in hopes of some catalyst moving into recently tread area of buyers/sellers.

>>56000964
>>56000905
>Oops picrel

Degen as stated.

>>56000964
it's just a lottery play, yes - if you take a look at the options chain, I'm not really up 300%

Crab market day incoming

>>56000964
I thought the audience was retard who needs a helpful hand but try to warn them that they are a retard and discourage their intended course but if they just insist on invoosting while retarded then here's some pointers towards the way.

>>56000433
The chart is titled "spending on PLEASURE boats"
Not "spending on PRIMARY RESIDENCE boats"

>>56001171
it cost like 50 bucks for a lottery ticket

>>56000382
Who would believe even that the post op physiognomy is a white person?

>>56001279
Yeah, ok, that's very reasonable, but I'm used to seeing Anons sink thousands and tens of thousands, ALL IN at one more or less ARBITRARY point!

I read these threads by zooming past all the images and it gives a nice story of the battle between mumu and bobo