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>>55998164
>29 years old
>£100k net worth
>35k/yr salary
>still live with parents
>br’ish
Just kill me

>>55998164
>>55998194
You faggots have obviously nothing to lose, I hope you will at least gamble on shitcoins when the time comes. I also hope your networth is cash and liquid assets not some mortgaged cuckbox.

Is real estate nuking there? Only thing I know about the UK market is your inflation numbers are crazy high

>>55998230
It is, literally just cash in a bank account
>>55998241
Sort of. Problem is we get a million mystery men arriving on our shores every year in an already small country. And boomers are also downsizing and snapping up all the starter homes. So it’s great if you’re a gen X’er with lots of cash looking for a big home, but not great otherwise.

>>55998164
I hate this country so fucking bad

If you discount london, UK is poorer than the poorest US state

Our median house is half the size of a typical American house

>>55998315
>a million mystery men arriving on our shores
Propaganda reminder;
There are now 30x times more indian and pakistani* nationals in the UK than there were British in india at the peak of colonialism in a country 13x smaller.

>*Pakistan and India where the same thing at this point, hence including both. Either which way the numbers are still fairly laughable.

>>55998649

Hate to say it but Britbongland is irreparably fucked up and the causes pre-date foreign immigration by a long way. Watch an episode of Peep Show and there's a glimpse of the spiritual rot and nihilism.

Only thing that could save that island is a 1-mile thick glacial icesheet

There is hope bros, just retreat to the mountain s like I am to regroup and we'll take back our little island. This is the second time I'm taking part in some white flight. Doing it a third time will require moving off the mainland I think.

>>55998421
You missed peak bri'ish empire days. It's all stagnation from there. Even the Bri'ish elite have found other occuptions laundering money, overseas investing and financing terrorists.
You should probably too.

>>55998164
kill your leaders and reconquer your homeland

>>55998164
I had -$160k net worth at your age and now I'm age 34 with $1.3 million. Get your shit sorted starting now.
>>55998194
oof

>>56001492
How'd you manage that mate?

>>56001563
i dont know, but i bet not being in bongland had a lot to do with it

>>55998164
claim haircomb to recover

>>55998164
>26
>£80k salary
>Exact same company, exact same role in burgerland is $180k, with lower taxes

>>56002290
we were probably jews in our past life, and this is our punishment

>32 years old
>$128,000 net worth
>$85,000/y salary
>boring job that gives me hemorrhoids from sitting too long
>still living at mom's
>murikan
kill me. now.

>>55998421
Having a large home won't make you happy in life.

>gay job
Are you a gigolo for old farts ?

>3X years old
>retired for over a year
>no salary
>no job
>house rented out for free money
>A M E R I C A N
Feels good man. I've been traveling for a year. Just trying to figure out if I should buy my epic pass now or wait for bitcoin to pump and buy closer to ski season.

>>56001563
I pursued and got a career that pays relatively high. Almost all of my disposable income went towards paying down my student loans and investing in stocks and crypto.
>>56001918
Yeah thank God I'm in America

>>55998230
You should DYOR on projects that provide innovative solutions to avoid wasting money on shitcoins. For instance, Account Abstraction is gaining traction, and several crypto wallets are adopting this concept with huge potential. Safe, Ambire, and Brillion are a few on the list you can consider.

>31 years old
>£300k net worth
>£61k salary
>comfy wfh job
>live with parents
>bri'ish

>>55998164
Stick like £20k in BTC, wait for the next bull run, and you will be good.

>>56002290
It hurts.

>>56002497
The dream

>>56003270
>£300k net worth
howd do you save that up on £60k for (im assuming youve been working for) 10 years?

>>55998164
Unironically for you and your whole country the only hope now is lifting yourself up by the bootstraps and living through the struggle for years. My life is basically the same. Find small pleasures OP.

>>56003310
Tbh I'm wondering why everyone else's net worths are so low. I'm an autist that hardly spends anything but I figure that would be normal here.

In a typical month I spend £300, most of that going to my mum. I've been working since 20 but was making under £40k until a couple of years ago.

I do have most of my money in an index fund, but that's only made me about £35k. Only made ~£5k off crypto too. I'm counting my workplace pension in the NW figure, and that has about £30k in it.

>>56003310
>>56003408
Should probably also mention that I have no student debt. Got in riiiiiiiight before the tuition fees jumped up to £9k/year, and got my 2-year course paid for by my parents.

>>55998164
home is where the kettle is, lad

>25 years old
>£28k net worth
>£32k salary
>rent a shoebox-sized room in London

mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

>27 years old
>Earning around £60k a year
>London job but used the pandemic to move to the midlunds and buy a house on my high (by britpoor standards) salary
>Now my boss wants me to come into the office at least twice a week
>It's a 3.5 hour drive from my house

I want to die

>>55998164

You will always be poor and lonely. No amount of deluded larping on 4chin will change this. Kill yourself.

>32
>£59k salary
>no debt
>no rent because wfh

London has reached the tipping point for me where it's not worth moving to. I'll stay in this job for as long as possible.

>>55998164
>>£64,000 net worth
>>£44,000/y salary
bruh your already above 90% of people, most people live credit card for credit card

>>55998164
>49 years old
>10k€, as got a margin call recently
>67k€ yearly salary
>2 ex wifes and 4 children to pay alimony to
>3rd wife pregnant
>renting an apartment for 1200€
End me.

>>55998164
Move to South Africa.
You can already buy a big house with your savings.
Find a nice white girl in South Africa and make babies in the dark.

>>56003565
i love how being in the 90th percentile in bongland is still objectively poverty-tier

>>56003931
It helps when you dont have 100k hospital bills and 100k tuition like Americucks do.

>>56004106
if your health is in such a poor state that youre incurring 100k bills youre probably fucked anyway.
health bills/health insurance is irrelevant to anyone under 30.

>>56002768
Fucking hell. Well done at least. Americans truly are blessed. The amount of money Americans just have is fucking insane. If you tried most of the decent paying "starter biz's" in the UK like house cleaning or lawn services you'd get laughed out of town because no one except the nepobabies have enough money for that shit.

t.Britfag.

>>56003583
>>2 ex wifes and 4 children to pay alimony to
>>3rd wife pregnant
Based

>>55998164
>be me
>26
>slightly negative net worth
>barely scraping by, barely above minimum wage

>be me
>30 years old
>~$110k net worth, maybe $115k with my car
>mortgaged condo at 3.6%
>union job
>about $80k last year
>new contract looking to be 100-110k per year going forward
>full health, dental, vision, chiropractic, no copays
>pension

get a union job, OP

>>56003583
You had a good run king

>>55998164
unironically move to America. The UK is ungodly levels of fucked and Brexit was a massive mistake because your Tories are all faggots who refused to do the radical reforms necessary for a non-european Britain to function. The USA will be whiter than Britain in 50 years, I guarantee it.

>>55998164
good
anglos deserve extermination

>28 years old
>Enough
>€50K give or take
>self-employed
>Apartment and warehouse
>Waffle / Belgium

I'm looking for some retards that have nothing to lose but their chains.
What I need is someone to prospect the European market as well as manage some back-end stuff concerning shipping.
It's a work-from-home type deal for the most part, but having someone with salesman experience to hit the road for me would be great.

I don't want to recruit through normal channels because the brunt of the crowd there are fucking insufferable and demand bullshit HR rules that I will break on a minute-by-minute basis.

I'm mostly active in the video-game industry (no, I'm not a dev. my product is tangible.) and any dumbass degenerate enough to pass along some info on the more arcane trends would be compensated for their pitch.
Anyone in the Eurozone may apply. I'm not looking for experienced people. I need someone who's desperate and wants to crawl their way out of the shithole their vidya and anime-addiction dug for them.

Anyone know where I can find losers like this?
I wanna keep it cheap and very much non PC.

>>55998164
Get pounded perfide albion

>>56005571
I can sell you a pen

>>56005603
Sell me the pen

>>56005463
KEK

>be me 26
>never earned above £16k pa.
>stole from the till everyday
>annual wage increases to £21k
>live in a shithole
>country falling apart
>move abroad
>earn triple my salary
>nice country, feel safe for once
>been here 5 years
>3 promotions & some crapto money
>much more optimistic
>still a long way to go
i went back recently for the first time, it wasnt as bad as i remembered, but i spent most of the time inside or in the countryside

>>56005571
I’d do it just for shits and giggles, but I have a filthy bongoloid passport. Fluent French speaker though.

>>55998164
Save 100k and life from the interest in third world country.

>14yo
>Live In mansion
>Chef prepares food and maid cleans my room everyday
>Dad gives me $1k weekly allowance
>$1million in my junior savings account

>>56009148
What country?