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We need hand photo verification before you are allowed to post to make sure no niggers shit up this thread

>>55988620

>>55988614
>Taytay's absence is literally going to tank the economy
Horrifying

>>55988620
Would

>>55988620
Poor girl probably got sterilized when she came into that country and doesn't even know.

>>55988638
>noooo did you just post a heckin racisterinooo
>noooo

You are a faggot or even worse a brownoid

>>55988638
>reporting a report
See you in 3

>>55988649
quit being a cowardly nigger, and call that user a nigger. take your lover quarrel back to /lgbt/ or better known as /pol/

>>55988663
You're allowed to say nigger everywhere these days. Even Twitter allows it now.

>>55988663
You faggits werent seething when the entire thread was shit up by FF gsme faggots.

You oust yourself as a kaffer lover.

Is it time to buy SOXS calls or wait till next week?

>>55988663
I think you mean /fit/

Uranium calls at open?

2 hours until PCE wake the fuck up SMG. This one's important

>>55988756
I'd bet on it going up by a fraction of a percent.
I should have bought some calls yesterday.

>>55988756
>When will you learn son...

>US expands Nvidia, AMD AI chip export curbs to some Middle East countries

>>55988822
SOXS chads....we might be back....

>>55988756
Why

>>55988602
I'm about to finish maxing out my roth IRA contribution for the year, what should I throw my last $2,000 into?
Fidelitys FZROX mutual fund has done good for me so far, up 7% since the start of the year, but I want to diversify a bit.

>>55988677
Idk. I bought into SQQQ yesterday. Hoping for a nice little dip next week or the week after. It’ll be September after all… id buy now if the price looks good to you.

https://youtu.be/7eU8dxKCm2w?si=K8KmClQIlkkN3azh
CNBC Jews are starting to counter-shill nvda for the first time. They're signaling to their clientele to get out. Ignore the signs if you wish.

>>55988958
"The media should shut their mouths, because if they do not then one day we shall shut it for them"
-funny German man, 1930s

>>55988972
Isn't nvidia largely jewish itself?
It's just jews jewing eachother.

>>55988987
Ww2 was a Jewish Civil war

>>55988638
I will post more pics of you if you keep this up

>>55989020
Ok?

>DXY up
>Oil up
>EU inflation up
Of course EU stocks are pumping. Let's see what happens when the US opens, shall we? EU inflation up --> European bonds are falling and so is the EUR. Jesus, European central banks (specifically Lagarde and her cohorts) are pathetic. Not only did they start a year later than the FED but now they will probably end hiking sooner than FED? Are they retarded? Is the EU stupid?

Also, what the hell is happening to Copper? Is there anything that can save it or is it doomed? Not even better than expected data from China managed to make a dent. Copper is typically a good indicator of economic activity but it's difficult to gauge since it's still pretty high up but at the same time has dropped significantly and is now showing less and less strength.

>ECB ACCOUNT: CONCERN WAS RAISED THAT THE ECONOMY IS FACING STAGFLATION.
IT'S EUVER

FYI chuds, using the term jews is derogatory, they prefer the politically correct term, Holocaust-Americans.

>>55989084
What if they’re not American?

Imagine not owning NNDM and not supporting the Superjew...

For those interested about a EU energy play with a margin of safety.

>>55989060
I'm convinced that for all the talk about muh American economic collapse and muh Chinese economic collapse, it's actually Europe's economy that's by far the most fucked out of the big 3.

>>55989145
Hasn't Germany been in a recession for over a year? Lmao
I mean the US is in a great depression, but only for the lower class (former middle class)

>>55989145
When I think of a stagnated economy, Europe is the first that comes to mind.

>>55989155
America's economy is heavily spotty, China's in danger of stagnation, but Europe's actually there and has been in stagnation for ages now, with only the fact the Eastern half of the continent is working from an extremely low base saving the continent from outright decade-long recession. IMO all three are kind of fucked in their own ways but Europe's the most fucked, and none of them are actually in danger of muh collapse.

>>55989080
You will see that in order to avoid the terrible "staglflation" Lagarde will raise the target to 3% and proceed to print to """stimulate""" the economy
That's the easiest way to come out clean, and knowing how much of a pussy she is, that's the likely way she'll take.
>inb4 look at the Argentinians, they're living with 100% inflation without complaining. Just get used to it

Just found out the suikoden remasters got delayed. What stock can I short in revenge?

>>55989145
China has room to stimulate and is growing at an incredibly fast pace (sure it's not 7% as "experts" expected but ffs that's still better than the minus GDP of Sweden and Germany).
US is fine. The industry is incredibly strong and they are retaking their rightful place from Europe and China. Still, the lower classes in US must be living in hell right now, especially rentoids.
The European economy is either on the brink of stagnation or straight up in a recession.
Still, it's not bad here. It's only bad if you are poor (i.e. lower middle class and below). Tradies are enjoying insane gains and those that actually own houses/real estate are more than fine as well.

how is the vix so low guys? the market's not allowed to drop the last day of a month? are there any rule for the 31st day of a month?

>>55989207
On the 31st of each month the jester roams the NYSE trading floor. If you look at the jester he chases you down and takes a bite of your flesh

>>55989203
As someone who is pretty much broke I can tell you this is the worst I've ever seen it in my 36 years of life. The 08 recession was less of an annoyance than the hyperinflation were seeing right now. Luckily by 2024 well probably have hyperinflation paired with a recession so we have that to look forward to.

>>55989203
This whole year, literally what happened is the rich got richer and the poor got poorer, the middle drop to poor level. And the politics that meant to prevent this effect? Jackshit

>>55989207
What exactly is there to be volatile about? Steady up with some small dips along the way. This is 2021 all over again (just on steroids).
>>55989238
>>55989239
Yepp yepp, it's pretty funny isn't it? Here in Sweden for example, this economic situation we've got going on here (core inflation 9-12% for 1.5 years) has led to people turning more and more to socialist/liberal parties in the hopes that they start to equalize the difference between classes.
The rich massively benefited from Covid and inflation. Since everything is percentage based, those with higher salaries benefit way more and that's just one part of it. Those that are rich and already own houses or are close to paying it off also massively benefited, while those that are about to start off their journey and want to buy a house or an apartment are getting severely fugged right now by insanely high mortgages. And so on and on.
Inflation has always served as a way to increase the average wealth while the median keeps decreasing. And that is one of the reasons why inflation is overall bullish

>Portfolio is back in the green
Neat. Lots of dividends coming next month too.

>>55989007
whites arent gonna take responsibility for ww2? sounds a lot like someone else we know
>dindu nuffin

dividends rolling in tomorrow
looks like I'll buy some extra booze with that

>>55989195
shitty trader chuds like you shouldn't be shorting things you'll only get hurt

I need oil to go even higher

>>55989343
oil can't go higher if QQQ is going higher

>>55989340
I'm the best trader this general has ever seen

>>55989355
>>55989343
Friday….

>>55989358
Wich does not even mean that you're profitable. You could at least provide some kind of proof for you bold claim.

URANIUM CALLS AT OPEN?

I AINT SCARED OF NO BOBO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55989373
Its a well known fact

Periodic reminder:

IGNORE and FILTER shills
IGNORE and FILTER tripfags
IGNORE and FILTER namefags
IGNORE and FILTER avatarfags

It takes all of us to ensure that /smg/ remains a fun, enjoyable and safe general.

OH MY GOD PCE IS IN LINE WITH EXPECTATION SO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
rate cut eoy, we pump

>>55989084
>Holocaust-Americans
Holohoax*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's going to be a good day boys. I feel it. I feel a good day for Rumble and Fubo, got the Vuelta on here shortly for /cyc/ and UCF tonight.

Where is the nigger from yesterday who was telling everyone to go all in in UVXY call?

>>55989426
If you are such a profitable trader then why don't you do it as your main job? I think you are just like the people on fintwit who make money selling courses and can barely breakeven with trading.

>>55989436
don't forget the chuds who are here to talk about their obsessions that have nothing to do with the market

>The annual rate, regarded as the Federal Reserve’s preferred measure of inflation, saw a slight rise as anticipated, reaching 4.2% from June's 4.1%.
>When factoring in food and energy costs, the PCE price index climbed 0.2% from the previous month and 3.3% from the corresponding period in the previous year
>Personal spending bigly up
Once again, this just proves the US economy is too strong and people are managing just fine. The salaries in the US are insane and people have way too much money to piss away on things. Oh yeah, there is no way in hell that JPow cuts anytime soon.
Are normies really that rich? I know they had ez access to basically free money for a long time and during Covid but come on

>yields and VIX down
>Oil and DXY up
what does it MEAN

>>55989195
F

>>55989436
thank you fren and gm
we are going to have a great day and make some money today

Powell knew the (((PCE))) last week. That's Bidenomics

>>55988374
>>55988368
>5.3% inflation
holy shit euros

>>55989475
we all know Mr. Rocker is a gambling addict
he doesn't make it a secret

>>55989476
im only obsessed with (you), the #1 debute album by anon

>>55989490
another day of crabs

holy shit I can't wait for August CPI

>>55988641
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5P17510tkw

tempted to give smiggers my biggest play so they can pump my bags

rip my UVXY

>>55988673
Literally 20 posts in 300 post thread that hit limit in 6 hours
Cry me a river

>>55989520
The VIX bottom is pretty close

>>55989498
people are still buying shit hand over fist
they have just accepted that things are more expensive and are not doing without

a recession depends on crushing the little guy into dust
it depends on unemployment and pushing people into homelessness

we are not getting that, and J-Pow will continue to raise rates until he gets the results he wants

markets might legit be really bad soon

>>55989394
Bump!!!!!!!

>>55989498
I went to a Filipino wedding a few years back most of the groom's friends were white. I heard a lot of comments about how all of the white guys looked the same coming from asian women.
Thats cope right? Cause literally every asian woman looks the same.

>>55989284
>>55989498
The last few years have convinced me that maybe the commies were right all along, and there would be no downside to instating price controls and gulagging all politicians, bankers, tech CEOs, etc

Everything is already fucked so the consequences wouldn't even matter

How long should I bother holding on to an option that is in the red?

>>55989570
we are already under communism you mongoloid

>>55989475
Trading as a full time job would be boring and stressful as hell. But you're obviously needing some guidance when it comes to trading. You're practically begging for help. I can offer you the johnny fathands masterclass of trading for only $3000. That comes with a lifetime membership too btw.
>>55989501
I'm not a gambling addict, I'm just a gambler.

>>55989571
you sell it when if finally swings back to break even and then watch as it blows up and seethe about how you could have had riches, or you ride it to zero

>>55989490
it means pre market is fucked, and the true direction will be given by the big lads (tm) after 16h15

>>55989589
Membership? Where? I'm not joining your discord, faggot!

Fuck this fake and gay market for not doing exactly what I want.

>>55989570
>The last few years have convinced me that maybe the commies were right all along
shut up you dumb retard, the inflation we have is the result of western society going full commie and shutting down their economies during the pandemic AS WELL AS printing 25% of all dollars in existence in two fucking years when real bond yields were fucking negative

We had massive government and central bank intervention and you want to go "maybe the commies were right?"?

You're genuinely so fucking stupid

>>55989571
90% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big

>>55989609
Wow I offer you a chance to be successful and you counter with attitude. I normally offer a 10% off coupon if you post your bussy, but you're definitely not getting that now.

>>55989181
>Europe's the most fucked
Nothing a little war won't sort out. Something Yanks and Chinks don't understand but don't shut up about.

predict market opening level

>>55989571
how much deep you're in the red sea?

Guys student loan debt is restarting, any hacks to not pay it? my girlfriend has like $48k in loans and makes like $24k a year. I have told her to just not pay it and become a stay at home wife.

>>55989370
>every indicator for today came in at the consensus
Bobro I'm going to be financially ruined. There's no copium left 4 me

>>55989653
I need to get what interest rate mine are at. If its less than 5% I'm not really going to give a shit

>>55989617
can't wait for halloween

>>55989636

Anon, a credit event is coming. This month, October at the latest. We are all fucked, but especially NVDA. Despite this specific time window and precise prediction I won't go short. Shorting doesn't work

I'm a genius.

>>55988756
Came in at consensus across the board FUCK MY SHORTS UGH

>>55989575
>we are already under communism
Wrong, the current system is globalist neofeudalism.

The ruling caste of billionaires runs everything, elections are just fake theater, laws are custom-tailored by major corporations, everything is corrupt as fuck, the quality of every product keeps decreasing while costs of everything increase, fucking terrorists like Microsoft and Apple keep making increasingly bricked malware people are essentially forced to use to whip and demoralize the cattle into obedience, the list goes on forever.

Serious question here:

Is it conceivable for the stock market to pump due to first of month 401k purchases?

>>55989629
The only one who will see my private parts is my wife MikoAI. Stop hitting on me arse bandit.

>>55989684
index funds don't effect stock price

>>55989677
Corporations + Government.. Gentile says it is a little fascie.

>>55989677
>The ruling caste of billionaires runs everything, elections are just fake theater, laws are custom-tailored by major corporations, everything is corrupt as fuck, the quality of every product keeps decreasing while costs of everything increase, fucking terrorists like Microsoft and Apple keep making increasingly bricked malware people are essentially forced to use to whip and demoralize the cattle into obedience, the list goes on forever.
you literally just explained communism 101 mongoloid, you are falling for the oldest trick in the book where the abuser makes themselves appear to be the savior.

>>55989684
Irdk but it's going to pump hard because of priced in consensus metrics all hitting

>>55989684
401(k) inflows dont really all hit on the same day. They really are spread out throughout the month.
They take time to get deposited to accounts and purchases to take place

>>55989653
Sorry breh no refunds.

todays the day, bears. No supportive flows, gamma basically flat. Bulls had 2 super supportive days, now its neutral so you can shoot your shot. Under 450 0DTE put buyers start to build some pressure, under 446 1DTE puts start to kick in. Under 443 its full on apocalypse again

tomorrow looks bullish based on flows, so yeah this is it bears. You better stop bullshitting and cheerleading posting on this general all day and actually get in the game by buying some 0DTE puts at the open and helping your team

>>55989668
His rollercoster fund returned 70% and then nosedived but he cant stop it because le rules based xD

>Inflation is just as sticky as we estimated! buy buy buy!

>>55989707
No refund needed if she doesn't have taxable income and does not pay.

>>55989685
I'm not hitting on you, if I wanted your bussy I'd have it already. I wouldn't waste my time trying to court a lanklet.

>>55989653
mcdonalds pays more than $24k/year wtf is her problem

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>55989653
>any hacks to not pay it?
Shouldn't you be asking how to exploit it? I'm no yank, but is there not any way you could leverage it and own the creditors? Or at least reduce the damage.

>>55989722
I made $40k as a janitor. It just goes to show you how worthless things like English, and liberal arts degrees are.

>>55989718
I'm glad you got the joke, but I hope your state isn't common law.

>>55989695
>you literally just explained communism 101 mongoloid, you are falling for the oldest trick in the book where the abuser makes themselves appear to be the savior.
This literally describes my mother.

>>55989701

Are purchases even made the same day as inflows? Could the broker hold/consolidate funds and then make purchases at a coordinated time?

>>55989711
>bearish on flows
>bullish on flows
Anon...

>>55989695
At least under communism we would have gulags and purges, in this society we have to suffer the worst people as our tax burden.

>>55989653
Imagine taking on loans and spending money on an education just to be a stay at home wife. Then becoming a bad OF streamer.

>>55989731
>i made $40k as a janitor
why dont 4chan janitors make $40k?

Yo faggot from last thread

>I understand basic understanding of how the world works is difficult for you.

>Naturally, as you are a shitskin nigger faggot

Love me white women, simple as, fag.

>>55989741
Under Communism the most useful and intelligent people are culled almost immediately because they are a threat to the state. You definitely haven't done your homework on communism.

>>55989749
>why dont 4chan janitors make $40k?
kek. they choose to do it for free....

>>55989121
actually interested in this, need more opinions on that

>>55989720
Now this conversation is over fatboy. I'm not falling for your bait trying to good people banned for offtopic.

Fuck niggers
Fuck Janice's
Fuck kikes
GO BACK TO RED*IT BITCHES

>>55989653
SAVE repayment plan. She may not owe a payment, and interest gets waived. Look it up.

My retarded gigaboomer dad just texted me to ask about buying Nvidia.

>>55989668
I fucking hate this fat stinky cunt. But if he's right then I make money. Conflicted.

>>55989776
How so very unfortunate

>>55989768
I accept your surrender. Silly to think an imposter like you stood a chance against the real Johnny fathands.

>>55989768
kys troon

>>55989750
>I understand basic understanding
>refugee grammar

>>55989776
>08.31.23
red october (and september)

>>55989776
I'm seeing a lot of similar top signals like this all over the place recently

>>55989741
>At least under communism we would have gulags and purges,
yeah thats why every communist nation is full of mongoloid mutts?

>>55989791
>
That's what the allegedly white guy wrote.
In this case it was a QUOTE, not an implication.
Sorry anon

>>55989791
But we all know that "whites" here don't post at least their hand, cause it would show they are either
>fat
or
>nonwhite
or
>both

>>55989776
Maybe he's financially savvy and not just a normie

>>55989776
>Nasdaq futes juste turned red
OH SH-

>>55989777
He might be right, but he has no skin in the game. How can he predict doomsday and say he won't short? Could you believe how fucking boring the big short would be if it was about a loser tweeting about a coming housing crash and refusing to do anything "because it doesn't work"

soxl is looking to have a rotatiorino disease

>>55989814
Best Korea tho

>55989817
Is there anything a refushit won't blame on the WHITE man?

>>55989829
He unironically embodies every negative boomer stereotype.

>/smg/ is a shitshow and it's still 10 minutes to bell
Let's go boys!

>>55989837
>How can he predict doomsday and say he won't short?
Like I said, he's a cunt. He's been doing shit like this for years so he's consistent at least.
Eventually all bobos will be right so there's that.

Lean hogs

>>55989786
All the newfags who will join /smg/ for the next eternal bullrun won't even know who you are and will assume people here like posting females with pink hair. The brainlets who are fans of you will run out of money one by one anyways and then you will be left with nothing in your life. Chud!

>>55989853
I've been informed girls with ugly faces always cover their ears and now I'm seeing it everywhere

>>55989847
Look at that white man.
As always too afraid to go directly.
Are you too afraid to (you)?

Another thing I'm noticing is /smgay/ suddenly has a lot of newfags since I last came here and they're easy to spot because they don't know how we roll around here.
Top signal imo

>>55988602
URANIUM

is the bull thesis still intact ?

The market will win keep accumulating and then buy treasuries when the market takes off.

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>55989872
You know, at the risk of recency bias, I'm gonna look out for that one.

>>55989884
(You) oldfag smg? Name 3 tripfags then. Don't give him hint everyone. This isn't about you.

>>55989884
show us what an oldfag's big boy account looks like

>>55989618
Does this statement apply to the URANIUM

bull thesis ?

Every day I think about buying DIS because it can't possibly go lower and every day some new news comes up the shows otherwise.

>>55989748
I could pay off her loans with my tax return if we were married but I would rather not.

>>55989912
>because it can't possibly go lower

>>55989899
Low blow dude

>>55989864
That's cope and pretty pathetic cope at that. People remember greatness. Do young people remember who George Washington is? Adolf Hitler? The answer is yes. Generations will hear the tales of my successful trading and strive to be me. Hell even you're doing it by pretending to be me. I suppose imitation is the best form of flattery so maybe I shouldn't be too hard on you. Obviously you're a fan.

>>55989896
What a gay-ass test. I'm sure if I start dropping hints about who I am then some of the tripfags here will know who I am.
Baggot
Rocker
scoops
The fact that you're pulling me up on it tells me you're a newfag which corroborates my thesis. Anyone who has been here since like gme can tell a newfag instantly.
The true test of an oldfag is how many times you've posted baggots gookfus tits.

>>55989912

Oh so you're an esemgee oldfag? Name 3 meme stocks, not including GME/AMC/etc. that retards got duped into buying.

>>55989899
Everyone knows an oldfags account inevitably is 0 because nobody here makes money
>>55989931
I'm not a tripfag

>>55989896
Oh I forgot the best newfag (who hasn't posted under his trip for ages), the pajeet footfag who used to shill a ticker beginning with B, can't remember which one.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>55989941
Hey now that's old news, current news is that they were hiding the losses of Disney+ from stockholders and are being sued by them plus the park keeps getting hit by hurricanes.

>>55989903
Counterpoint to the U235 bull thesis, Russia needs money for war stuff, and they export significant amounts of uranium. The west may not be buying but China and I would guess France will load up on cheap Russian uranus.

>>55989946
I know but he's basically asking for proof of who has been here the longest, not that you're actually a tripfag

But $llap

>>55989941
>president of 20th Television
A nobody. Bob is back and you can safely dca into DIS again.

>bro isn't here to let us know market is open

smg is dead

>>55989952
That's CRBPajeet, he is super jealous of white people.
>>55989945
Not him but I want to play too. I remember TOPS and BOTY also diesel don.

>>55989991
>diesel don
Classic. Literal garbage!

>>55989991
>CRBPajeet
He's based af idc

This is a BBC+ friendly general and we all need to get along better

>>55990001
There is no such thing as a based Californian.

gonna have to wait until tomorrow bobo
Good morning frens.

>>55990003
Don't think that's possible but I also don't care. Nonetheless the Crab is right, financially speaking as this one >>55989979

>>55990001
He most definitely isn't but that's cool if you like him.

>>55990025
Kek, if you can't see how posting that is fucking based then whatever

wat happens to SOXL today

>>55990036
Oh?

whether far or near, insurance co is here
now i gotta fly, i'm just the jingle guy

>>55990058
Rocker this is why everyone thinks you're a faggot. You don't have a sense of humor. You're a depressive annoying fat fuck and I'm tired of pretending you're not.

It's a fucking bobo genocide.

>>55990072
rocker is an artist

>>55990072
Well you are pretending. CRBPajeet is a shitlib so he gets what he deserves. He also shows up in this general and seethes over white people unsolicited. You shouldn't be idolizing someone like him. If you want a good role model, look up to baggot instead.

>>55990058
Wait, is this his supervillain origin story on why he hates white people?

>>55990084
its his super power
oh you said artist

>>55990081
Hardly. It appears to be a bull trap if anything.
>>55990086
He's funny that's why he's interesting. Being boring is being irrelevant and annoying.

>>55990089
Correct. He knows he can't bag a young white woman so he sleeps with peoples grandmothers instead. I guess that makes him feel powerful or validated , but it's just gross.

>>55990072
Is this face depressing to you? I don't know about you, but I trust this smiling happy face.

>>55990084
that pansy throw that went approximately 2 and a half feet was perfect.

I bought puts on MMM yesterday for .5. I don't think I'm gonna make it bros

>>55990101
>depressing
Depressive* you illiterate. The way I know you're a newfag is how you aren't tired of rocker whining on /smgay/ 24/7 about his dumb boring life. Whereas the pajeet actually does funny shit like meet up for sex with gilfs and gets rejected.
Picrel

>>55990104
simultaneously seething whilst also aware he cannot afford new furniture

>>55990098
I think you're taking this a little too seriously which makes me think you are either CRBPajeet himself or a newfag. I've known CRBPajeet a long time now, and harass him every chance I get and then he calls everyone a school shooter or milkbreaths. It's part of the functioning closed ecosystem.

>>55990114
oof not looking good

>>55990058
kinda based cos the autism is palpable

>>55990117
>he calls everyone a school shooter
Kek again that's why he's fucking hilarious. I'm not him though.

>>55990115
I unsubbed and left for a good 6 months or more. I've only been back for like 3 days. It's all new and fun again.

>>55990125
>I'm not him though
doubt.png

>>55990101
those eyes dont lie. they got the 1000 cock stare.

Camber energy about to turn it around today BAY BAY

Rumble continues to climb.

buddy look at DXY computer

>>55990139
>>55990100

I have a second interview at this new job today. They better fucking hire me. The last interview was an hour and a half. I've invested too much time into this now

>DG
Ooof, how low will it go

>>55990139
That woman is a chinlet and an equal match for that pajeet

NIGVIDIA IS ABOUT TO BREACH 5000 AGAIN

>He got Viet-rugpulled

>>55990162
>The last interview was an hour and a half.
What is it with this whamen shit test nonsense in hiring?

>>55990146
DO NOT fall for this

REEEEEEE
where's that UVXY call anon faggot
come over here and explain yourself

Holy shit why is the fidelity app so shit?

Is there a good and easy to use stock app for options?

>>55990184
come join the hood

>>55990120
Pray for me

>>55990187
The Robinhood?
Everyone here tells me to stay away

AMZN CHADS WW@

>>55990191
those are all europoor who cant into the hood anyway

>>55990191
It is fine. People just like to hate what is popular and easy.

>>55990191
For simple trades yes. Don't do options and other degen shit

>>55990161
Cute tranny
>>55990176
I had to interview with 3 different managers. There was a lot of "getting to know you" filler in the process. It's not a very big company but everyone who works there has been there forever. My aunt and 2 cousins work there so I'm like 99% sure I've landed the job. I think the owner is more nervous of me turning the job down than I am of not getting it. Little does he know I put all my eggs in one basket. I told him I had other job offers but I really wanted to work here, which was a bluff. If I don't get this job I'm going to have to actually go out and look which id rather not do. I think he's worried that he can't afford me but I fully expected to take a considerable pay cut compared to my last job because it has full benefits.

>>55990197
>>55990196
Funny I recently left the hood for fidelity

>>55990202
I mostly want an easy to use app interface since I am more on my phone than my computer.

I was checking out etrade

>>55990216
What was your last job fen?

>>55989941
>half
Those are rookie numbers

CVNA is the best stock of the entire year

>>55990220
There is literally nothing wrong with Robinhood. People got butthurt over the GME fiasco, but there will never be another GME anyway. Unless you have any to trade OTC stocks, then Robinhood is a no go.

>>55990216
;) seethe harder

>>55989945
Inb4 bayhorse like its not just about to moon

raised my stop.

>>55990187
fuck that

>>55989668
what's very ironic is his own "le rules based approach, like and sub" say to be bullish right now
mention it on his socials and he either blocks you or gets very butthurt
t. all in upro plus some assorted stock picks and occasional option

WHO IS SHITTING ON OIL STOCKS REEEEEEEE

YFW Theta Decay kills your portfolio

>>55990227
I was a manager for a commercial cleaning company, and now that I don't work there anymore, I can tell you what account I was in charge of. The account I managed was for a company called NSF. I was in charge of cleaning their international headquarters. Massive fucking building. Glad I don't have to do that shit anymore.

>>55990234
>but there will never be another GME anyway
Oh there will be. It will be a couple of years but there will be hedge funds that fly too close to the sun and will get burned.

>>55990259
>NSF
The National Space Foundation?! We gotta fuckin astronaut custodian here

>>55990162
2 words
TAKE
SCOOPS

>>55990267
Doubtful, theyre on guard now. They will lock the stock & flip the table before you get anywhere.

>>55990267
Maybe but I don't think retail will be allowed to participate. GME made a lot of goyim life changing money and that can't be allowed to happen again.
>>55990272
National sanitation foundation, but close.
>>55990275
That's a terrible idea. The owner is republican so I don't think he'll take kindly to me bringing a tranny let alone a black one.

Is it time to start stacking YANG?

So people who are buying here at the top… how nervous are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8FarCnm1mE

>>55990287
You hide Scoops in the closet when the landlord comes, you don't want to take Scoops to the restaurant, you don't want to take Scoops to the job interview, how do you think that makes him feel?

>>55990241
Damn, I was newish at the time and almost bought that. That graph is abysmal. Wonder what happened to the baggies for that. At what point do people stop shilling something? When they stop being paid to? Like, why did the bayhorse guy stop?

>>55990292
We bought calls

>Der sogenannte PCE-Kernindex stieg im Juli leicht auf eine Jahresteuerungsrate von 4,2 Prozent und damit genauso stark, wie von Analysten erwartet. "Diese Daten deuten auf eine Abschwächung der Wirtschaft in einem nachhaltigen Tempo hin, was bedeuten könnte, dass die Fed mit ihren Zinserhöhungen bald fertig sein wird", sagte Art Hogan, Stratege beim Vermögensverwalter B Riley Wealth.

The socalled PCE-Coreindex rose slightly in July to 4,2% and with that, exactly as strong as expected by analysts. "These data indicate a slowing of the economy in a sustainable manner/fashion which could mean that the Fed soon is finished with its ratehiking", says Art Hogan.


PCE rose again and these fuckers say this implies no further hikes. Is this some attempt of ultrarugpulling or just Mumumind?

I bought BASF yesterday fellow mumus.
Already 1%up

>>55990298
Well maybe his cute little ass should show up to the general once in awhile and I'd treat him better.

>>55990292
Everything is pointing to this thing going higher, but I just can't buy into this.
It's too dangerous. I was afraid enough not to buy in. Not today.

>>55990259
holy shit you worked for the national secessionist forces?

So these inflation and job numbers won't matter for like the third or fourth print right?

>>55990339
Yes that's it...
I said I was going to say bye to some of their employees ive befriended over the years but I didn't. What's the point? I'm literally never going to see them ever again anyway. I can't stand Ann arbor and will avoid it like the plague from here on our.

>>55990314
Thats it?

>>55990259
How do you like Maryland

Another lovely day I see

It's a crabby day but I'll take the free money

>>55990314
You're the carvana call anon from the other day, aren't you?

>>55990377
I can't tell if you guys are just fucking with me or not. I thought everyone knew I lived in Michigan.

Jesus christ shit and piss just broke the ceiling.

THEY WONT STOP THE BUYING
EVEN MICHAEL BURRY DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

>>55990381
>Hello darkness my old friend~
>I've come to talk to you again~

SCam pump

>>55990420
SOURCE

>>55990375
We're in the navy my income is $25k a year sorry fren

Goybook, a completely useless company, is back at $300.
Any other obvious top signals?

>>55990420
BUDDY LOOK AT SHOP COMPUTER

>>55990445
IT'S CALLED NOT BEING A NEWFAG
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
2000 POINTS UP

>>55990381

>>55990452
you're the dumb goy. advertising is king. i was shilling meta here relentlessly when it broke 100, and i will continue to shill meta even at 300.

>>55990452
>He doesn't understand the meta of this market

>>55990455
>Jumanji New World Order

>>55990452
They're a glowie subsidiary. They aren't going anywhere. Especially because Elon fucked up there other resource in Twitter.

>>55990287
>GME made a lot of retail traders money
Maybe on paper a few people are now “rich” but there are definitely more people out there that are bag holding high cost average shares than people that realized a massive gain.

>NVDA announced a cash dividend of 0.04 with an ex-date of Sep. 6, 2023
HUM, BASED?

>>55990452
retards like yourself being bearish is why i keep buying

>>55990450
Well you already made half your yearly salary in one hour of holding SOXL calls

>>55990452
>useless company
It still is a money making machine that could fire 80% of its workforce and be functional, has massive stockpiles of cash and extremely good FCF and it is the second biggest ad company in the world that still has organic growth and the potential to meme its way into an AI stock due network effects and massive data gatherings.
If you are retarded and hate money you will get BTFOed by Facebook again you fucking brainlet

>>55990488
Topsignal

Are any of you poor souls still bagholding this?

The 84$ USD Oil Baron might survive this

Here we go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wheat bros, we're eating good bread tonight. You did slurp wheat below $600, right?

>>55990500
>Toughtbuilt

Take your profit soxl anon, book it

>>55990522
kek
pottery

>>55990522
Kek, well at least the baggies have a way to make money after the fact

>>55990527
I just chickened out on my 20 shares

>>55990488
>bls don't dump your bags

>>55990506
This is the top. I can't explain it, but oil never goes higher than this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55990570
>>55990570
>>55990570

>>55990527
I don't know. This run looks to stay for a bit

>>55990497
>that still has organic growth and the potential to meme its way into an AI stock due network effects and massive data gatherings.
You're just babbling buzzwords at this point.

>>55990556
For now. But there is a chance it goes higher. OPEC, especially Russia could pull some stuff.

>>55990590
No, I simply don't have the vocabulary of a12 year old like yourself
>Organic growth
Growth due business fundamentals instead of acquisitions
>Network effects
Companies like Amazon and META are defacto monopolies and control a niche that only gets stronger because the number of uses it has simply kills any other competition in the same space
>data gatherings.
It is Facebook's business, you fucking retard and AI is data+ computing power

>>55990635
>defacto monopolies
You're a fucking idiot. The one thing Goybook isn't is a monopoly.
Imagine thinking any social platform has a monopoly in 2023. Fucking retard lol.
They've been data gathering since like 2011 you dumbfuck. Having AI doesn't magically make them more profitable.
There's no growth in this shitshow.
I'm surprised that I had 5 tards giving *me* shit for calling out Goybook.
I mean this place is full of new like I was saying earlier but this is pretty terrible honestly.
Maybe I should take that as a top signal in itself.

>>55990686
>I am a retard and don't understand social media
When you realize that social medias don't compete with each other but are synergetic making each one a monopoly you will realize how fucking stupid you are. Tik tok usage has increased instagram usage you fucking moron. Even Elon chimping out like a retard hasn't affected Twitter that much, but a moron like you would never understand this.
Just short facebook and renew that position, let's see how that goes

>>55990736
>synergetic
Kek you're really some fucking retard straight outta /r/wsb
Nigger, fucking kill yourself I'm serious

>>55990759
>pfffffffffffffffffffff
Cool story. Just die by your words and short kikebook you fucking moron. There is no point in discussing with a retard

>>55990779
You must be some pajeet or similar animal if you're this dumb. To spout claims like TikTok usage increasing Instagram usage. Kek what a fucking spastic.

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