/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will continue to strap on amc puts

>when the market pumps on no news after crashing the previous day on no news

Invest in truer wealth.

Economy is a downstream of collective soul/love.

I'm losing money

>>55986863
I will become a tranny if that isn’t a man

>>55986837
New fag here.

Where does a normal fag like me look up unusual option activity for free?

Thinking of shorting cannabis stocks but not sure.

Y’all remember how good 4chan was?

>>55986872
no

Got a semi serious question for you smart anons. I max out my ROTH IRA and ROTH 401 (which has employer matching). I also put in about 20k a year into my trading account. 100% into SP 500 funds for all accounts. What else can/should I be doing?

>>55986882
having sex with attractive women.

I wonder what happen to make the collective soul utmost thrive.

>>55986841
Get with the times bro. Thanks to this recent inflation, the $15 min wage dream has finally been achieved.

52 weeks x 40 hours = 2080
Massachusetts min wage = $15
Annual income = $31200

And that's the absolute floor. Pretty much everyone looking can instantly find a job paying at least $16-17+ and some minor benefits package.

Assholes making new threads everytime I write a post.

>>55986882
She's 59 now and still looks ok for that age.

>>55986878
Well I do.
And that soul is all.

>>55986882
honestly, saving to buy land and physical assets that generate income. I don't mean appreciable assets.

>>55986905
What am I saying >>55986882
would

>>55986863
This is the worst of the 3 I've seen. Post catear dance. The belly one is... borderline.

For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave, who bore a striking resemblance to late-2010s adult actress Piper Perri stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: “You DID buy puts, didn’t you anon?”
– General George S. Patton, Jr.

Yo wtf, Marginguy is SAVED.

>>55986882
Do you want more of a hedge? Buy Treasury bonds. Do you want more risk? Buy UPRO

>>55986882
In my workplace a lot of people have a second stream of income of some kind. Generally agricultural (chickens and cows) but some work a second job. Basically, if you don't feel like you are getting enough, look for more income.

>>55986933
Checked dubs of PRAISE THE LORD GOD Almighty that that Anon is going to mi.

>>55986945
kek, most of these people are annoyed that they can't spend every waking moment playing video games and jerking off to porn. I hit my 30's and all of that shit no longer interested me and I turned my attention to making money. I spend all of my time either working or scheming to make more money.

>>55986882
You're saving 50k per year, which is plenty for most people. Don't forget to live your life in the present, too.

>>55986924
Post catear dance.

I just went on a schizo Excel rabbit hole from FRED data and I'm here to tell you the 2% target is met 10/24/24 and the pause is happening at the November FOMC meeting this year.

>>55986837
uranium

>>55986907
It has always been a terrible fuckin' shithole with scattered gems, like even just those exquisite pics you just posted.

>>55986985
BASED uranium Anon.

>>55986981
Post your excel formula

>>55986997
OwwwO
SEXXXXINOO

>>55986981
also interested. can you elaborate?

>>55986993
Well, if you look at the month over month change in 1 year lookback of M2 from January 2019 to now, the trend goes from like 15% inflation to like 4.75 now. That rate of changes meets 2% in late October 24. I assume the move has to happen a year out, hence the 11/1/23 meeting.

>Morgan Stanley
goddamn I am falling in love with these guys.

>>55987012
She reminds me so much of my ex, it's kinda scary

>>55986997
wtf is that move at 7 seconds? Only to show us she's wearing a string? I actually like panties.

Alright, I have $8k I need to do something with tomorrow before the month ends, here's my options:
1. Leave it in my checking account
2. Savings account (already have $100k in cash there though)
3. Deposit it in my advisor managed account
4. Deposit it in my brokerage and do something stupid (also taking suggestions for stupid shit)

>>55986985
King
It is unironically our fucking turn

>>55987033
Oh shit, the moment you see her feet she instantly shrinks. She appears way smaller than I previously thought. Should have noticed before in relation to the door, but without feet it's harder to tell.

>>55986997
Ah, I never knew that that Sixx log dude was a troon.

>>55987023
Yeah, I was pissed when they took over etrade. Since then they have gone far beyond what I thought that they would. The tools of etrade and the gluttony of information is great. They seem to actually want to make their clients money.

>large cap growth stock are holding up the perception of a good economy
>those companies don't actually produce anything but stealing peoples information and one makes video cards.

>>55987095
They steal your information to feed a giga AI and one makes chips to run a giga AI. Seems like infinite growth to me dawg

>>55987095
small caps and values can't get loans and are having to cut costs to cope and stay alive. They should just put AI in their mission statements topic sentence.

>>55987095
When in doubt you buy the big 7
too big to crash normally

>>55987095
It's not like I can do anything about it so I might as well profit.

>>55987130
I would roast you if you didn't

Is it normal to want sex with brown girls but not want mixed race children

>>55987095
Does NVIDIA actually produce their designs?

>>55987138
it's a conquerors mentality, because you are betting that you will be dead and not suffer the consequences.

>>55987138
Yes

Does it make sense to only play weeklies with high IV tickers? I feel like there’s just no money to be made buying leaps on stuff like NVDA when IV is already out the ass and you have like 15-20% breakevens and theta will just absolutely rape your extrinsic value. Where as a cheeky weekly has lower IV, the most extrinsic theta you’re exposed to is just the $1-$5 premium, and you can actually make money on unexpected moves going into your range and jacking it up a ton.

>>55987138
I would fuck any girl but niggers, but niggers with white features can get it away from prying eyes.

>>55987138
Same question but with ladyboys.

>>55987160
I dunno, shorting 3x leveraged ETFs is what I am doing but I realize it's playing with fire in september.

>>55987138
I would recommend finding yourself a spanish mami.

>>55986981
the fed is not in the driver's seat. inflation decides

>>55987023
Their analysts are extremely bearish, and so am I so I appreciate their insight because it reinforces my beliefs. But that is a dangerous place to put yourself as a client. You need to listen to retard mumus tell you about NVDA going to infinity.

>>55987046

>>55987195
CEO of Morgan Stanley is who called this recession before Biden's jews re-defined what a recession is. I doubt they are politically anything but democrat, but they are at least not throwing their credibility away to prop up democrats retarded fiscal policy.

Are we just gonna crab for this entire week? This sucks.

>>55986997
>>55987033
I want to feed her and watch her belly turn into a gigantic muffin top

>>55987138
Is the other way around also normal?

>>55987233
Everyone wants to fuck the bosses daughter. Unless she's my boss's daughter.

I came up with the perfect post for when Warren Buffet dies...
And I feel kind of bad about it...

>>55987259
the myth of Warren Buffet is recent, he was a cutthroat his entire life and ruined the lives of millions of people. I noticed the PR stunt when Ndonkeykong Suh suddenly became his best investing student.

UHH so, have you guys finally realized I was correct about TLT and you're now going to be going long?
I surely hope so >:)
>>55987173
>ugly shapeless goblin
>flings spoon over shoulder, after stirring
GROSS GROSS SHES UGLY AND FLINGING FOOD ALL OVER
SIX FOOT SEVEN FOOT EIGHT FOOT BUNCH!!

>>55987259
At least Gordon Gecko had a redemption arc. If morality is important to you, don't invest in the stock market.

>>55987173
Hey, that's Snowwhite!

>>55987144
No. They design the architecture of their chips but they leave the actual manufacturing of the GPU up to either TSMC or Samsung. The finished GPU cores are then sent to Nvidia so they can put them in a PCB and slap a heatsink and shroud on it to put it in a box and sell, or they sell just the GPU cores to 3rd party manufacturers that then do the process of putting it in a custom PCB and their own cooling to resell with a markup. Basically the same thing with their workstation and production/AI GPU's except those they do just sell directly.

CEO of Morgan Stanley finance says they are dropping VTV and picking up VTA

>>55987167
I mean, unless you pull a dr. mrs. girlfriend and slap a baboon uterus in there the only thing you're getting back for your deposit is some santorum and an empty set of nuts.

>>55987312
dropping: IJR; VWO; BSV; SHM to pick up more socially aware ESG

>>55986837
Some poor soul is going to put his retirement savings into the Bitcoin ETF and lose his shit

>>55987173
Id love to again. My first gf and my only long term gf was mixed spanish/black. Didn't meet the black side of the family aside from the dad, moms side of the family was mostly cool but I always felt sort of left out like they didn't like me.

>>55987173
If you marry a Latina you marry her family as well. Not as extreme as the Asian culture but still

>>55987282
Tell me more about TLT.

>>55987343
Don't marry a latina woman unless you're confident you can kick at least one of her brothers asses. It will come to that, it's a shit test they do to dudes that marry into the family regardless of ethnicity or wealth or any of that shit, and even if you do get your ass kicked the important thing is you stand up and bang with a motherfucker and don't back down.

>>55987324
BTC (the only real crypto currency) seems like it's a good buy right now, imo.
At least a speculative buy...
>>55987353
JPow is done raising rates. Who knows when they'll drop, but this is definitely the top.
What more is there to say?

>>55987362
OK now I would just prefer the peace of dating a middle eastern girl.

>>55987369
SAUCE???

>>55987320
Vanguard has been being fucking rekt for abandoning ESG and not getting on the rebrand DIE bandwagon. I have a sense that they realize that their nuts are bigger than everyone elses.

>>55987138
Sailing the high seas to discover the new world was about the following:
-riches
-exotic women
>for fun (with riches and exotic women)

>futures

>>55987369
>can't handle latinas
>thinks a middle eastern woman would be easier
Only if you're loaded and marry her.

>>55987383
Same, dude!

>>55987393
All I'm saying is that I'm doing well and I'd be down for a Persian mistress. I mean that's why we're all here right?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
JUST KNOW THAT SOMETHING GOOD IS GONNA HAPPEN
https://youtu.be/m97WlpsuU74

The market direction for the day will be decided at 8:30am, no?

alright bros kinda tired of listening you post cows and fat hairy pigs. I am going to show you how to make money. Tomorrow I will put 10k on a put on a stock that will be revealed at a later time. I will post +50% or 500% gains within the 5 minutes I am playing this stock. Guess what stock that I am going to profit from.

>>55987419
I'll be getting one mistress from each country in asia and eastern europe.

Is buying a house now the move, assuming real estate will go parabolic if rates drop and this is the soft landing, or am I over thinking it and they just haven’t dropped

>>55987431
UVXY

>>55987439
ETF's can't do that.

>>55987369
Does anyone know the logo of her bra at the 11-second mark? I have seen that brand around nowadays, but I don't know who makes it?
>>55987374
Sara Saffari

>>55987419
I she really MENA? Sara Safari is her name in the scene I think. That's probably not her real name and if it was it wouldn't sound MENA.

Her hairline implies MENA. Her Teeth are a little unfortunate. Reminds me too much of Arnold. Hope I didn't ruin her for you now, lol.

New covid lockdowns incoming
Should i go all in on Moderna?

>>55987474
Are they really going with that shit again? The economy will be absolutely ruined, many businesses still haven't recovered from last time.

>>55987474
stack cash, buy the crash. or don't and stay poor.

How do I hedge a long position with puts?
Like, what's the most cost effective strategy in terms of strike and expiration?

>>55987484
holding devalued cash is still anti-semitism. Fucking fascist.

I will be shorting Home Depot stocks, they're gonna leave California at this rate

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1697069408139530326

>>55987484
This time it probably won't even crash but instantly pump on stimulus expectation. You see what it does on horrible jobs data. You think they'll do the same thing twice?

>>55987490
Your only hope is that a bored wealthy woman finds you interesting and becomes your patron through sex. I know the thought of having sex excites you, but if you can't fuck rapidly and hard steadily for 15 minutes you can't fuck.

>>55987515
Thanks but I'm just a little worried about my tech positions

>>55987507
Any big box retail that opts to leave diverse areas will be a winner. But until they leave, there will be pain.

>>55987514
I have the lowest possible expectations, it's my turn to make idiots into money printers. Luckily for me, I know that everyone is trainable.

>futures
https://youtu.be/9EVhFI_y_9w?si=FvUpztkvRVf47Kcv

>>55987514
for the last 10 years they tripled the money supply, and most of that happened in the last 4 years. everything is 2x what it was before covid and wages have decreased. In can't wait to watch you tear each other up over it over political division.

>>55987479
Anon, they want to crash small businesses worldwide with no survivors. It's not a side effect of lockdowns, it's one of the primary goals of implementing them

>>55987507
Good. Maybe if enough businesses leave they'll stop letting criminals destroy the state. If not then commiefornia just keeps getting worse which is extremely funny.
>T. exan

>>55987533
women can't survive on their own anymore and need a man, but you fucking cunts will make excuses because you don't really want a woman.

>>55987563
I get my sexual satisfaction jacking off to my Robinhood chart. Why would I need a woman

>>55987563
Or they were never taught how to be a man, so they think rabid dogs (niggers) are their better, when you can literally get them to kill themselves by encouraging their paranoia

>>55987576
Nah, you are fucking missing out. Go get some pussy. It will unfuck you temporarily.

>>55987590
Hole mentality trying to keep a man from his grind.

I hate my brother so much.

>>55987598
I worry this is how my brother feels about me.

>>55987452
I'm still looking for the logo if anyone, by chance, knows it.

>>55987563
Women cost too much. Even if they’re not shopping fiends, they still cost a lot in food, shower supplies, and clothes occasionally.
>t. Woman owner

>>55987598
>>55987600
if your family can't benefit you, go out in the world and make it for yourself and then go back to rub it in their face. literally default requirement to not hate yourself.

>>55987613
>>55987600
I tried to help my brother out by letting him stay with me. I ask for money to help with bills since he takes two showers a day and he wont pay. Now I find out I have roaches in my nice new clean home.

>futures

>>55987620
different story, if you love your brother and he is lost there is your quest without any reward, infact the people you help will despise you if your only contribution is money.

>>55987628
Hes a lazy ungrateful fucker who uses people without regard for them.

>>55987632
maybe he's depressed

>>55987632
literally me then *simple prayer buff*

>>55987611
I actually even dread on the thought of buying a ring. I mean, 100-200 Euros is ok. But a ring for several K? Fuck this retarded bullshit.

>>55987559
I don't think it stops at California. Other states like Washington and Oregon are getting much worse lately. Portland and Seattle are turning into 3rd world shitholes thanks to rampant crimes.

you would not believe how much i love rain

>>55987637
*bark skin*

>>55987636
Nah depression is being lazy. When I left for a trip? He used my full tank of gas truck left it on empty and took my expensive working clothes out and tore them to shreds.

>>55987649
*bless

>>55987604
It says titan, if that helps

>>55987651
*can't dodge my doggie, you got tripped.

>mystery meat cast natural fren
attacks of opportunity wait..

your mom said go to bed

I'm not a DM I was role playing what I would do. 3gtf is flatfooted, right?

This is the last day of August. You should know what this means.

>>55987656
Sadly, that's an equipment brand. Thanks for helping out. I'll go ask in /fit/

>>55987668
doggo attacks demon bitch and attempts auto-trips

>>55987673
fails critically both rolls and am now prone, humping the ground as if you were underneath me.

>>55987670
It means I turn 40 in three days. I used to dread the idea of being 40 and therefore officially middle age. Fortunately with age comes a dramatic decrease in my level of give a shit so it's all fine.

>>55987369
if she had dysentery i'd follow her around with a waffle cone

>>55987604
https://titan.clothing/products/energy-sports-bra-2
There you go

>>55987672
>>55987656
https://titan.clothing/collections/sports-bras/products/energy-sports-bra-3

>>55987670
Today will be some retarded action with data

Uranium bros how are feeling? UUUU 10 dollars EOY.

>>55987714
I'm up 55%, I am euphoric

>>55987714
UUUU has been very crabby, I'd swing it.

https://youtu.be/K0voqcZOPws
is this song bullish?

>>55987686
>>55987688
Kek, thanks for trying, but I was looking for the bra logo before that. That's fine, though. I'll ask in /fit/

>German Retail Sales (M/M) Jul: -0.8% (exp 0.3%; prev -0.8%)
>- Retail Sales NSA (Y/Y) Jul: -2.2% (exp -1.4%; prev -1.6%)

oopsie

>>55987758
I actually thought about that. But that red thing before Titan also isn't really a bra since she's not wearing anything above it. And yeah, you said Titan yourself, you could have easily found it.

>>55987734
uranium is going up, we're at 58$ now. Look at Cameco nigga

>>55987781
Sorry I'm not a tranny and don't know the differences between all the bras that exist. You're wrong, by the way. That's a bra. And I didn't say Titan, get your eyes checked when you go to the doctors. You can probably pick up your tranny meds while you're there, you sick fuck.

>>55987758
Sorry, I thought you might've been asking for that one, but it's at 10 seconds.
The brand is gymshark.

>>55987775
(((Who))) even makes these dumb expectations

Every normal EU person will tell you were fucked big time, meat is unaffordable

DXYbros we're gonna make it

>>55987714
>UUUU $10 EOY
stop! I can only get so erect!

Why is White Zombie so hypnotic? I want to learn this.

>>55987817
Actual schizo

Today was the first day in probably the last 3 months that I didn't drink. I can't sleep

Man I'm tired of these fucking thieves. I just went to Walgreens to buy some shit and almost everything I needed were locked up behind glass.

YET some homeless fucker casually walked in, stole a bunch of shit like batteries and even broke the glass with a crowbar and walked out, no problem. Christ just bring back the old ways of dealing with theft like chopping hands and hanging in trees already, crime rate will plummet.

Makes me want to keep shorting retail stocks even more, everything will turn to online sales only and its gonna suck when Amazon will be the ONLY option.

>>55987864
How much?
I mean on a daily basis, anon. Was it hopefully just beer?

>>55987866
But it's the land of the free?

stupid fuckers, I made money while you were trying to ridicule bobo. I AM The Bobo. literally if you cant make money on SPY please stop fucking posting.

>>55987872
Today wad the first day I refrained from drinking. I usually have about 5 beers a day or 750 ml bottle of wine after work

Oh fuck oh no, Bostic is gonna talk today, he will say
>cuts
or some other bullshit.

>>55987886
Alright I thought you might be having withdrawals or something. Just keep pushing water.
Hard habit to break. I substituted my alcohol with sodas and feel way less anxious.
Good health to you.

>>55987888
it's gonna be a fun day that none of these fuckers profit from.

My question might be stupid
Is there any way to buy TMF for crypto?
I am from abroad

>>55987898
yes, send me money through paypal and I will tell you the secret to 10x your money.

>>55987827
Yep, that's the one. Thank you.
>>55987860
I love how you didn't address my claims because you know everything I said was right. Cope, seethe, and dilate. YWNBAW

Oh wow Veeva beat earnings AGAIN. It is not like I warned you, faggots.

>>55987898
I can 10x my money simply by buying tmf
i just don't know ways to do this

>>55987895
Thank you for the kind words, anon. It's definitely tougher than I had imagined. I'm going to see how long I can push it

>>55987906
Nah, none of the claims are right except I thought you had written something about Titan. I'm this btw.>>55987398
So seethe

>>55987906
But your overblown reaction to this whole thing shows you are actually some kind of sociopath/schizo. I love how didn't adress that claim.

>FEMA To Blast All Smartphones , TVs, Radios With Mass Alert Test On October 4

Now what could possibly be happening in that month to cause that? Hmm...

>1% MoM inflation
lmao

>>55987951
Just saw and keked hard. frogs are getting boiled lmao

>>55987901
fuck he did it somehow, i'm fucking dead.

Is this another FUD or is this something to actually worry about? The monetary base is still higher than after the massive printing of 2020... M3/M4 are also fine, and M2 actually went up in July.
Sure, I guess the FED is taking some money out of circulation by letting some things mature but will this actually affect anything? The big investors don't really care, I reckon

>>55987960
Germany also higher than anticipate
but wtf, France reaccellerated'

>Austria CPI (Y/Y) Aug P: 7.5% (prev 7.0%)
>- Austria CPI (M/M) Aug P: 0.4% (prev 0.1%)

VORWÄRTS

>>55987968
Lolwut? The anon sent you a PayPal transfer?

>>55987970
There will be a shock and shit will hit the fan. Its all about when.

A contracting money supply during inflation will create a jerk effect at which point the consumer has the rug pulled from under him. It just hasn't happened yet.

It is going to happen though. Its a great year to buy quarterly puts as a hedge/gamble. Could really pay off.

>>55987829
I get 1/4 of a cow every year for 300 €. The electricity for my freezer is more expansive than that

>>55987975
If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you just might find a portrait that looks eerily similar to you

>>55987951
>>55987971
I love that the West (US + Europe) is expecting higher and higher inflation (simply comparison effect) and it keeps coming in hotter than expected... and yet the market is pricing in a pause from the central banks and they will cut as soon as H1 2024. They know that the central banks have basically given up the fight and are trying to normalize a 3%+ inflationary rate.
This is insane but what's even more insane is that people are falling for it, hook, line, and sinker.
Of course inflation would accelerate, did they honestly expect otherwise? The greed is set on maximum and with these pathetic rates, they can easily get away with it.

>>55988007
Oh yeah?? Well if you go to the jerk store you might find yourself!!

>>55988007
If you think I actually believed that then you're post is ironic. Go back to plebbit with that comment

>>55988016
Inflation makes assets go up. Some of the best performing stocks are in shithole countries like Iran because it was the only way to hedge against inflation.

>>55987431
AMD. It's going to 90

>>55988057
I already forgot my criteria, pretty sure it was within 24 hours.

>>55988073
5 min, lol not AMD

yeah I think the booze bit off more than I can chew

>>55988073
Your conviction will be admired tenfold if you tell us the stock now and turn out to be right

>>55988091
what? thought we were listening to white zombie and vibin'

>>55988045
Of course, inflation is bullish after all. For large caps and mega caps with lots of cash and plenty of loans from the ZIRP-era of Covid, this is almost too easy. Plus that what you wrote, it's the best way to hedge against inflation.
Heh, I remember last year when people were honest to god saying that Apple will fall below $100 and that Tesla and NVDA will go to zero because "interest rates are bad for tech since they need constant growth and supply of money"... absolutely retarded

>>55988016
I don't think that they will normalize 3% but they know that the central banks are willing to accept stagflation for 1-2 years instead of a recession.

>>55988099
Sorry i meant to reply to this >>55987431 anon

>>55988045
And they probably aren't even profitable. Cause it doesn't really matter. Stocks are 80% a means to store your money, beat inflation and have the highest return on your invested capital nomatter if the company even makes money.

>“We are discontinuing Wegmans brand soda because it contains artificial ingredients like aspartame and high fructose corn syrup. We are committed to our mission of helping customers live healthier, better lives through exceptional food, and we want you to feel confident in our Wegmans Brand products.”
But then why do they still sell coca cola products.

>>55988118
Is it cheaper than coca cola? If yes, then client may not switch to Coca Cola and thus not consume that garbage. Maybe they simply don't want to poison people with selfproduced soda. Or maybe it's simply not profitable enough and they are looking for garbage reasons.

>>55988102
The most retarded move was when META got a PE ratio of a chemical company with a business that was very solid with very little expenses and billions in cash reserves because they invested like 1% of their budget in virtual reality. Bobos are always wrong in the long term

>>55988127
>1 dollar for a litre vs. 3 dollars for a liter of coke
Profit margins are probably better on selling someone else's product lmao. It's funny because they have the 100 year old founder's quote on the front of the building, from before he died in 2006, about helping people or some shit.

>>55988104
>>55988016
The market can literally just bounce between 3500 and 4800. Just dump it in september, a bounce in october, dump it harder in december-february and then a pump in march. Take her back up, miraculously, in october 2024 and keep that chuddie trump out of the white house.

Yields...

>>55988139
https://www.aldi-nord.de/sortiment/markenprodukte/coca-cola-4039-0-0.article.html

1,35Euros for 1,25 litre.

>>55987971
>>55987951
>>55988016
Imagine being Lagarde, waking up in the morning, going in the bathroom to wash your face then checking the news and see this. How can you even contemplate your reflection in the glass above the sink, and not wanting to kill yourself? You're the highest economy authority in the world, you're capable of literally moving things around, turning numbers to create reversal and yet every fucking day, hard data show you're doing jackshit. What a fucking waste really.

>>55988171
She is committed to bring down inflation to her 2% medium-term target in a timely manner

>>55988171
Her asshole was built for my BWC

We're heading into a fuckton a numbers at 8.30, how's the vix so fucking low, holy shit. Is anybody so fucking confident that they'll just (((know))) that it can't dump even a bad numbers?
I'm getting sick of this market

>>55988196
Yes, no matter what happens at 8:30 AM EST, the market cannot and will not fall. Not even nukes will bring this baby down

>>55988171
They don't care retard. The obvious solution to inflation in all developed countries is to deport 200 million foreign shitskins, but inflation ALSO contributes to on-paper GDP growth because if houses are worth twice as much as they should be the overall value created by a sale is also doubled.

The logical thing to do would have been to take advantage of the higher birthrates in the 1980s/1990s (millennials) by getting them into the workforce the way boomers caused the economy to grow in the same period, then having them buy houses and have kids in their 20s like normal.

Instead women were subsumed with propaganda to not have kids and spend all their money so now you have seething 40yo roasties crying that 40yo men only wanna date foreign girls or younger girls. Tinder is a fucking pigsty (though this has been the case since 2016).

Farming millennials for short term gains while gen z was smaller and gen a is even smaller means the paper economy will shrink even more, which is already reflected in Europe's shit GDP growth, increasing birthrates would have contributed to a stronger economy in the longterm instead.

But all this assumes the WEF was joking when they said that Coudenhouve-Kalergi's seething Jewish-Japanese hapa incel text about how all the pretty blonde girls wouldn't date him even though his parents were rich and he was a supreme gentleman meant that all the blonde girls should just get killed by africans, or raped by muslims.

A deliberate implosion of the system, coupled with racially hateful elites of foreign/non-European origins trying to maintain the post-European West as some kind of mutt slavestate superpower.

>>55988196
>can't dump even a bad numbers
Wtf do you mean? They expect bad numbers, thus a pump.

Yesterday VFS bounced off the 'support' that memestocks usually do, today it is pumping in the early AM market. It is possible it may shoot as high as 90 bucks on the rebound pump today, double top and then proceed to fade away like Carvana, DWAC, GME and other memestocks.

>>55988209
>0
>Deport "shitskins"
>but still produce in their countries for CHEAP stuff
>faggot

Nvda getting solidly rejected now

>Economy

>EU inflation rising
>Eu stocks pumping
Ah yes, a tale as old as time itself. According to "experts", the expected rate hike by the ECB is already priced in and they won't be raising further because they are fags. The market is calling them out on this faggotry and cowardly behaviour, and getting away with it.
What you don't get is that they love this sort of high inflation which they can easily manipulate. Inflate away debt is the oldest trick in the book after all.
Give people a small wage growth and everyone is happy. But as we all know, the economy =/= stock market

>>55988210
meant can't even dump on bad numbers

I mean for me it's obvious that the market valuation is way too high when we basically know it's "higher for longer" and that incoming data might support that. Knowing this, you should hedge for obvious dump, but it seems I'm wrong when I look at the VIX

>>55988227
>2024
>walmart complaining they can't find pharmacists to hire, begins letting random wagies become 'pharma assistants' for 50 cents more an hour

>>55988234
>thousands dead because wrong consultation

>>55988139
Yo wtf you lied, Coca Cola is 1,35$/litre on their webpage. Who would have thought people are lying on 4chan!?

bull bros.....we won

>>55988228
see >>55988171
Our leaders are such piece of shit, it's beyond me.
Somehow I want to believe that they are here to regulate and avoid big corpo taking advantage of the system...Well I'm fucking wrong and I'm not evil enough to play this game.

>Poland's inflation at +10%
>Germany's inflation higher than expected
>France's inflation higher than expected
>Austria's inflation higher than expected
>Slovenia's inflation higher than expected
and so on and on... and yet the bonds are falling in the EU, the EUR is falling, and expectations of a pause are increasing. This has got to be a joke. These last 5 years have really done a number on EU's reputation. We are viewed as completely docile and moronic retards and rightfully so.
How are the banks here so inept? How do people accept this so willingly?

>>55988249
No, they play for big corpo. Just look at Eva Kaili - Qatar etc. Fuckin EU parliament politicians

Also OIL @ almost 82$ with most countries having hiked. Imagine the cuts

important numbers tomorrow. monthly candle closes. imagine the s&p being green for the month of august!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_0zPAfyo8
seen some good signs...

>>55988257
>France higher than expecte AND higher than previous
>Austria the same

>>55988234
What I don't understand is we are gonna get more covid mandates/lockdowns soon and there's also flu season heading our way too.

Yet companies like CVS and Walmart are fucking with pharmacy? What's really going on???

>>55988263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1TD8WxW5Ms

>>55988265
>annual inflation rate in Austria is expected to quicken to 7.5% in August 2023, up from 7% in July
Or am I retarded?

>>55988275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMB1a0RBqd4
it's a BIG day for the BULLS

>>55987369
I've never met a Middle Eastern woman that wasn't completely fucking insane.

>>55988246
I was literally at the wegmans today, the 2 liter branded sodas cost about 3 bucks while their own brand only cost 1 dollars before they discontinued it.

>>55988227
The demand side inflation will continue until the law becomes irrelevant.

>>55988274
Maximum judaism.

>>55988246
>>55988289

>>55988277
It was also expected to speed up? I have this:
>>55987971

>>55988277
Ah sorry, it lacks expectation.
So we are back to
>Ha, we expected it was higher, everything cool

>>55988300
>>55988289
You wrote
>for a litre
So I thought 3$/litre.

>>55987976
This is why you don't hold debt. Post y2k US is just a dying country full of people rugpulling eachother (most of them are way smarter than you) using debt.

>>55988300
Fuck man, forgot to add:
>>55988139
>for a litre of coke

>>55988311
Anyway the point is that storebrand products are cheaper and being discontinued because stores can make more money jacking up the prices on branded products.

>>55988281
ugh, sorry, do not listen to that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vahjnYS8uw

>>55988171
Her day isn't even over, hot EU inflation in 5 minutes

>>55988330
YOU IDIOT BOBO, WE WILL PUMP BECAUSE OF IT

>>55988209
meds

>>55988314
All you need to know is that the chart shows a double top, this is the last blue moon for 14 years (usually happens before a dump) and september is dump season. We're going to see vicious selling for the next 2 weeks, followed by a technical bounce off the support, followed by 2 more weeks of finding a bottom and then in october the market will meekly attempt to rebound (oil will be best) before november is flat and december begins tumbling down again into the new year.

Then in may the bear market will hit a second bottom and begin stagflating back up again just in time for the Bidenomics Miracle of 2024, in which democrats will get 210 seats in the house and 49 in the senate, to the 47 republicans and 4 independents and biden will win, of course. The independents will likely be joined by another democrat, making them 5, after they leave the party. Independent in name only since they will rubberstamp everything the government needs. Then in 2025 Biden will probably step down so Kamala can run in 2028 and 2032.

had a dream where i won 100k on joe rogan. bullish for my trading career

>>55988334
What part of that didn't make sense?

>>55988335
>All you need to know is that the chart shows a double top,
^

>>55988332
w-we will?

I remember a while ago some anon wagie at home depot talked about minor workers all getting let go at Walmarts around the whole district. Now I see walmart pharmacists getting pay cuts.

Guys, I think shits gonna go down reeeaaalllyyy BAD in a few months if supermarkets are cutting that many corners so quickly.

>when my mom was middle aged she laughed at the idea of obamacare death panels for the elderly
>she didn't realize they were talking about her, instead of her elderly parents
Lmao.

>>55988334
Can't, Walmart laid off their pharmacist so the local pharmacy is operating at 50% capacity.

>>55988335
Lol it's not *that* bad.
At least I don't think it's that bad.

>COCOA

>>55988339
It's 6 paragraphs of generic /pol/ NPC verbal diarrhea about "shitskins", "roasties", rape and so on. The topic was inflation.

HELLO HOW DO I CHANGE THIS?
I WANT ON 1 DAY INTERVAL
I CAN'T CHANGE IT NO MATTER WHAT

>>55988302
Oh, nice. My point still stands in that inflation keeps ramping up due to complacency, higher oil/gas prices, electricity is picking back up, comparison effect of inflationary rate, and food prices being jacked up again... and much more.
I know inflation is bullish but the central banks and their lofty promises of "caring for the people and ensuring a low and steady inflation through careful inspection of the economy" has been one big fuckin bogus. Company profits are near ATH and have barely dropped. We will pump

I hate this place... this zoo

>>55988360
Tradingview btw
need help

>>55988344
Who tf goes to a supermarket? They're full of ugly third worlders and mutts. Just have your stuff delivered.

Last time I was in Walmart was around Christmass. I was the only White person there and they were playing this awful song about wearing sweat pants in public (I mean I know that Walmart customers have a reputation but it's insane that they're *encouraging* it.) I haven't been back since.

>>55988359
Eurozone August preliminary CPI +5.3% vs +5.1% y/y expected

PREVIOUS 5,3%

>>55988359
Inflation isn't just about money supply. Demand side inflation is even worse and that's what he's warning about.

>>55988368
>+0.3% beat
lmao

My EURUSD short is actually starting to make me some money

Muthafuck EU
Muthafuck France
Muthafuck Germany
Yo and here comes my left blow
Cause I'm the B-O-B-O and this is the season to let the real muthafuckin bears in

>>55988374
>0.6%MoM
>"We're not hiking anymore"
t.Lagarde

>>55988360
click the 1y chart and it will give you daily candles. you can resize from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niXNQ5dEcEA

>>55988380
that was actually pretty gangsta bobo

>>55988349
It's 100% that bad, they have no reason not to go with the narrative.
>new generations are more queer, less white and more liberal- that's why the democratic candidate has won since 2020 with 5 million more votes than the republican, even though the republican candidate got 120 million votes in 2032
>just believe us, goy I mean guy
The country is too evenly divided bro! That's why even though there are 10 independents in the senate and the "independent democrat and republican caucus" controls the house, all of them still manage to vote to fund the war in Belarus between the russian security forces and the belarusian rebellion of 2030.

>>55988387
I can click 1D, 5D, 1M, 3M and so on, but the interval changes every time. I swear it used to be 1 day no matte whcih time frame I click.

>>55988359
Found the indian living in britain.

If you're too retarded to understand why having 200 million extra people causes housing and food costs to go up as a result of demand vs. supply, you don't belong on this board my seething faggot. A healthy grasp on reality is required to be profitable in this market.

>>55988400
Yes, that's not wrong, but at the same time all stuff in the west is way cheaper because it is produce in those "shitskin"-countries. So fuck off and decide which of both you want, not both.

>>55988395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19X3VHY3qZs
stay gold, anon.

>>55988414
>all the stuff in the west is way cheaper because it is produce in those "shitskin"-countries

No its cheaper because those countries were already cheap and the west moved production there for that reason. Its not the other way around like you say

The shitskins niggers would be even poorer without big daddy west giving them gibsbucks and manufacturing.

Fuck off you nigger

>>55988380
How did you know EUR would go down? Inflation higher than expected, it should go up... or did you bet on the ECB's cowardly nature? If that's the case, then good job

>>55988414
>Your government forced you to give away your land and women for cheap plastic bullshit so you should be grateful to us
Fuck off to a board more your speed.

I just got off the phone with a friend that works at Walmart.

Now I've been told that many Walmart distribution centers are laying off massive amounts of personnel. I would get a life jacket and get out while you still can.

>>55988425
Shits not even cheap anymore. For the prices I'm paying we might as well make the shit here.

Kek despite the hike bets decreasing from 60% (for a short time) to 40% thanks to Nagel now to 30% the SEK is shitting the bed vs EUR, while EUR gets fucked by USD.

Sweden, go fuckin die, lmao.
And the best is they cry about being undervalued. Then fuckin hike or do whatever intervention necessary.

>>55988426
EU is economically currently going down the drain more significantly than America, which is reflected in the currency pair.

>>55988425
>No its cheaper because those countries were already cheap and the west moved production there for that reason

>all the stuff in the west is way cheaper because it is produce in those "shitskin"-countries

????????

>>55988427
Stfu, I'll have as many white women as I want.

how can someone look at the population pyramids of countries like italy and germany think it's a good idea to invest in those countries lmfao

lol

>>55988462
>"Brown people aren't a problem"
>Gets shown specifically how brown people are a problem
>"Fuck you I'm going to be a problem in exactly that way!"
Shitskins do in fact destroy the West and they're too stupid to even have a discussion about it.

>>55988469
lmao

Guy I’m poorly, cold sweats, trying not to be sick, really really anxious too. Idk why im posting this here, what’s a good tablet to calm me down.

Just got off the phone with my friend who works for Nvideo.

Things are not looking good for the computer sector.

>>55988435
Yeah I really hope I land this job today because I can kind of feel it in the air that the time of a job being on every corner is coming to an end.

>>55988474
>"Brown people aren't a problem"
Didn't say that. I'm just highliting the hypocrisy of saying they cause inflation while producing 90% of your garbage in their countries, which makes everything 50% cheaper at least.

>>55988477
tablets are useless just use your phone

>Visa $V and Mastercard $MA are planning to increase fees that many merchants pay when they accept customers’ credit cards - WSJ

Great, customers will have to pay even more to buy anything, ugh.

>>55988492
What's more likely is smaller businesses will probably not accept credit cards. Or you'll have higher minimum purchases.

>>55988487
>everything 50% cheaper
It does not make everything 50% cheaper. It makes manufactured goods slightly (not even 50%) cheaper and really fucks up the economy. Thanks to the mass immigration from your countries even the good from that gets erased.

The people your complaining about don't like this and there's no hypocrisy here.

>>55988492
They are getting cocky with their shit. How someone hasn't taken actions into their own hands is beyond me. Fuckers want to kill some innocent people shopping or at a school instead of these sick fucks

>>55988515
A lot of people are going to default on their credit card debt in the coming years. This is probably their way of making up the difference

>>55988492
Good for competition

amex chads keep winning

>>55988515
>Fuckers want to kill some innocent people shopping or at a school instead of these sick fucks
Those seem to be groomed by either trolls or feds (it's hard to tell.) You're not going to see people actually going after the people responsible until something more serious starts.

>>55988543
It's glowies. All those teens that go on /pol/ get groomed into doing it. The kid who shot up those niggers in Florida was most definitely groomed by a fed.

>>55988462
I understand basic understanding of how the world works is difficult for you.

Naturally, as you are a shitskin nigger faggot

>>55988476
colette a cute

>>55988602
>>55988602
>>55988602
>>55988602

>>55988458
correct. EU is coming basically to a stand still while Murica still going stronk, gdp still high and inflation lower than yurop

>>55988469
>>55988476
SOXS bros.... We are back...

>>55988492
Just means more places will take Amex finally (thank God). But realistically, their bullshit fees should be capped at 1% like what the Euros do.
>BUT BUT MUH 2% CASH BACK
You dumbfuck, that is already priced in. Letting two to three companies have absolute control over how most people buy things is fucking retarded and they need to be regulated because the government alternative is also fucking retarded (CBDCs).

>>>/pol/439830847
BUMP for Disclosure Now!

>>55986882
please for the love of god hold SOME international stock

>>>/pol/439830847
BUMP for Disclosure Now!