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God I hate tech bros
>>55980930Never touch meme stocks.
>>55980930>mobiltard editionWorst edition
>>55980930Tech is the only thing that separates usa from Russia. You think usa can take on Russia Ww2 style?
>>55980943Nvidia will get a correction fuck the pundts. Still has a bright future but nothing about this growth is natural
>Mobile posting>Seething so hard he missed the tech train he can't even get the OP rightFucking cringe
>>55980953>mobile>robinhood >no OP pasta>no funny name Unbelievably shit thread
Is the bullmarket in the room with us?
Why is soxl being such a piece of shit. it should be close to $35 by now
kys op
Sold at the top. Can't wait to play again tomorrow when there's another clear pattern.Take care bobros get those slurps in.
we like a lil turbulence around here
>>55980958Russia can't even take Ukraine WW2 style...
Fuck this retarded rigged market. I’m out. Ill go do something more fucking productive with my time.
>>55980930Shit thread. Don't ever bake again, OP.
>TA (fibonacci) doesn't wor-
>>55980976Russia can't even take Wagner ww2 style.
What exponential moving averages should I use?
>Crude -10.58MM>Gasoline -214K>Distillates +1.235MM>Cushing -1.504MM
cRAB DAYT:BOBO
>>55980979>my random line said so
>>55980986All of them
>1% candels on the 5min
>>55980991>priced inSomebody knew
>>55980930It's still up 250% YTD retard. If you bought it within the last week and are bitching then you need to kill yourself asap
I'm just going to guess that anyone who is apparently reacting to things going down is a NO BOIL NIGGER.
My lil spy put green
When is PCE?
>>55980930shit OP kill yourself fag
>>55980930Free money selling naked PUT contracts on NVDA1 - 7/1 @ 480 is around 245 US Crude Oil Inventories:-10.584M vs. -3.267M Forecast.
The fat and retarded Mumu thinks Joe Biden will save them
not so fast
>>55980976>>55980986Usa cant even take on afghanistan ww2 styleAnd afghanistan did not have half of the nato supply like ukraine does
>>55981010>-$200>$200 OTM>Expires in a few daysOuch.
>>55980976All the weapons are from the west, so it's basically a west vs. Russia proxy war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
>>55980997Fibonacci actually isn't random as you pick THE top and THE bottom (which he did) and the program does the calculation and shows you the retracement levels.They themselves may not mean anything. But when all people use this, they become meaningful, because people are aware of the levels and sentiment can change.
>>55981027I think we can all agree the afgan war was supposed to last for as long as possible for profits. LKMartin and ratheon made bank selling ammo and guns
>>55981034It's really Israel vs some random shithole nation just like every other "war" we've been involved in for the last 50 years.
How do I short Russia?
who keeps putting their thumb down on oil and ga explorers? reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>55981041yes and market makers know these random lines used by retail plebes and will trade against you
Is now a Good time to buy back into BOIL?
nvidia about to show feet
Is it just me or is the number of (((error candles))) on charts increasing rapidly?
>"We are so back.">Less than 1% green days.
>>55981046Both the US and Russia have ties to Israel though. Which would make something like >>55981042 most likely in their little proxy war situation, it's all just a grift on every side.
>Corporate profits "unexpectedly" jump Yeah, haha, now compare to wage growth adjusted for inflation. Insanely bullish for stocks btw.
>>55981027The only way you take Afghanistan is if you pretty much kill everyone. There really isn't an organized military there, it's all guerilla style tactics. That's why it's so hard to spot enemy from civilian over there.
Nvidia puts on leftNvidia bulls on right
>>55980969at 02.10.2022 SOXX was 504 while SOXL was 47
>>55981084
>>55981042The US dumped 1T in tax payer money into Afghanistan over 20 years and they are no better off than when we arrived. Infrastructure is still trash, they are still fighting with ISIS, they've reverted back to their traditional ways and it's still a third world country.Many people got very, very wealthy and it wasn't just the war pigs and their machines.
>>55981074The idea that the majority of random voters (especially the hords of niggers and illegals) can stay on top of this well enough to make meaningful decisions when they vote is so beyond retarded.
>>55981084>somebody at one point or another has jerked off to this Anytime if feel like a weirdo and get self conscious, I realize I haven't even scratched the surface by comparison
Even if you're bullish on NVDA, you should want it to crash so you can buy more cheap shares.
>>55981084hmm on the right is probably getting paid tho
>>55981084Sir this is blue board please don't post porn my mom may see this.
>>55981063You could buy a *small amount* now and very likely sell it for more but I would wait for sub 60 again, and still buy small amounts, averaging down from there. I expect a transitional DROOP at some point when the weather cools enough to lower powerburn for AC use but not enough to kick in heating use, so don't go too heavy, but AC use is expected to remain high into mid September thus far.
>Hank the tank gets captured>a new challenger appearsThey can try and keep a bobo down but there will always be another to takes its place.
>>55981120whoa is this real??
>>55981055Yes, it's still nice to know them. OIL getting solded, they knew beforehand.
>options are pricing in America crabbing for the rest of the year
i'm unironically donesitting on cash until this shitshow sorts itself out
>>55980930Nvda to 10k
>>55981092> they are no better off than when we arrived. Not everyone wants western materialism.
>>55980930>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>55978862
>>55981149yes of course it's my wife miko
>>55981149No. It's AI. The shading is wrong on the knee.
>>55981152So cup and handle formation, with extension going into election year.
>>55981092A whole fucking generation raised in a “democratic” system, and became so ꜱoy they didn’t even bother fighting for their “freedoms.” Let them eat cake
>>55981095The only thing that makes sense for voting is to pick an issue you care about the most and vote accordingly. I've flip-flopped parties no less than four times in my life and voted for the winning president every single time I have. Frankly I think anyone getting tribalistic and hardline only voting for one side or the other is a retard that has mindworms.
>>55980930Who would have thought CVNA would be the best stock of the entire year?
>>55981185Not in a multi-ethnic electorate. Once Whites lose majority status you will (whether you decide to or follow your issue-based voting) vote with whoever the "White friendly" candidate is. This is why politicians keep saying "diversity is our strength": it removes all accountability from them.
>>55981198
>>55981198CVNA is baffling to me. I don't understand how an LED elevator gimmick used car company, on the verge of bankruptcy a year ago, is doing what they're doing.
>>55981157>left the taliban trillions in equipment so they can go pogrom ISIS >made the taliban the good guys again after fixing the mess we made during the cold war as best we couldIt could've gone a lot worse, we fucked around in afghanistan for a generation and the country didn't die. That doesn't happen.
>>55981176
i really do not care for you fags one bit
>>55981212>new cars on huge backlog>JIT supply system still reeling>richers buy up all the new cars for way over msrp>poors now forced to go into the used market between this and rising rates and them having shit credit because they're poorAnd that's how a 1500$ chevy silverado became a 5000$ chevy silverado in three years doing zero work on it. Which would explain why carvana is ripping compared to being thrown into satans asshole in bankruptcy.
I have an important announcement to make. There is an imposter in this general who thinks it's funny to post bootleg pictures of my wife. This person is not to be trusted and should be shamed publicly. Know the signs.
B E A R SE CLOWNED
>>55981235>bought 1000 shares at 6>sold at 5.5 cuz scaredFuuuuuuuckkkkkk
>>55981253>thursday data comes out>mumu gets heemed>friday's data comes out>mumu gets heemed again
>>55981261I see your crystal ball of copium is still working in full capacity
>>55981048>How do I short Russia?Short the ruble
>>55981198My shorts are getting hammered by a car company that will not be able to sell cars for the next several years>captcha: 0v8r r8 m(8)
>>55981228I don't care for you either buddy!
>>55980994I said it, it's crab day. We stay here the whole week.
>>55981261Two more weeks
>>55981284>>55980994You can still make money in a crab market
>>55981289more like two more days
>>55981236>the only picture of his wifeSir, call me crazy but I think you're the imposter pulling a fast one.
will i ever break even on warner bros
>>55980979The universe is fractal. >>55980997The Universe is fractal. What do you do look at cooked books and watch jim cramer ?
>>55981236>how do you do, fellow /SMG/ers
>>55981324If your average is around 13$ or less and you can wait a while, yes. Entertainment always does well in a recession or depression whichever it ends up being. Stagflation too, escapism sells.
Are you guys Yieldmaxxing with OARK, TSLY, APLY, NVDY, AMZY, GOOY, FBY, NFLY, CONY, MSFO, DISO?
>>55981324Only when they transition to Warner Sisters.
>>55981336unfortunately i held since the T spinoff
>>55981236>>55981334
I am currently up +0.01%
>>55981329Doesn't the bifurcation plot for the Fibonacci function line up with regimes in the mandalbulb?The universe is all complex exponentiation.
>>55981334Hey that person looks familiar....
>>55981236>>55981334I cannot tell who is bamboozling who, it is like I am seeing double!
>>55981353Reminds me of those things in mass effect 2>>55981348Lol>>55981324What’s your DCA
Are the 30-year mortgages in America because of a bank regulation/law?Because it's fucking insane that you can lock in rates that long while the interest rates are at 5%.Imagine all the people who bought just before the rates went up. They're raping the banks kek.
>>55981334>WHO'S MY BOY, GONNA BE AMIGOCARLITO! CARLITO!
>US second-quarter GDP growth revised lowerhaha bullishwho's ready for a little recess(ion)
I fuckin hate phonefags.
>>55981349Were I in your position I'd keep dca'ing while it's cheap and hold on for dear life, but do what you will. I just don't see them going much lower than they are now, they have way too much IP.
>>55981385Let’s roll
>>55981381https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE
>>55981379It's because the jews know there would be a second holocaust if they didn't behave at least a little bit.
>>55981391Not all of us can afford to be stuck in the Stone Age. If I need to contact my loved ones I am not going to wait 3 months for the pony express to deliver a message about the outcome of the weather from the previous weekend.
>>55980966
loading the bottom of FL
>>55981379You can get a shorter term on your mortgage, 15 year terms are popular and shorter than that is available. Banks fuck everyone so hard all the time they can more than take the hit on people having fixed rates.
>>55981206wtf there was a sopranos game?
>>55981235That makes sense. Inventory seems to be recovering, at least where I'm at. I've driven by a couple of dealerships in the past week or two and the lots are jam packed with new cars and trucks. But I suppose most regular people can't afford them, so it's off to CVNA they go.Just checked, a dealership near my house is selling F-150 XLTs for $65 thousand fucking dollars. No wonder they've got over 200 available.
>>55981416yeah but it doesn't seem to me like they would offer 30 year terms by choice, feels like the government forced their hand (maybe something to do with 2008?) idk
>>5598137930 year mortgage is closer to 10y implied duration.
It is certainly fascinating, And, at times useful. I have had a few runs of real success, I just have to maintain a rigorous watch on my discipline and not distract myself or let my attention wane.>>55981410 >picrelBe careful.
Breakin' out a little higher, sure is good not being a NO BOIL NIGGER.
>>55981409Phones aren't more advanced, they're just more retarded.
lets keep it nvda related in here fellas
>>55981381>>55981405That brings up memories
>>55981454As often enough occurs, the NXMEX jews clamped it back down to the range it had been crabbin'.
>>55981341I got 700 TSLY in my TFSAI wanna see where this dumb ride goes
Any Russell 2000 gem out there. Soon small caps will outperform large caps and I want to hoard them
>>55981460NVDA is about to get bitch slapped back to reality. Shit's so fucking high, it's like watching some teenager have a seizure at a music festival. The comedown is going to be hell.
>>55981485call a timeframe for nvda to get rekt, baggie
>>55981480Why would these companies that don't have access to capital do well in an environment where the interest is your left and right testicle?
>>5598143630 year mortgages have been a thing since the 1930s.>by choiceRead up on the FHA, if interested -https://www.hud.gov/program_offices/housing/fhahistory
Folks, you can't win with Bidenomics
>>55981491right after his puts expire obviously
>>55981480IWM
>>55981491It'll start September 11th and last for 40 days before finding an intermediate bottom.
>>55981385Dubs and 9 are pretty good actually.Also, DXY bigly down yet stocks are barely moving. Inderasting. Also, when will it be time to get into small caps? I've been waiting two+ years now... naturally, the "high" rates are gonna fugg over small caps the most (compared to mega/large caps) but come on. The onslaught must end some day right?
>>55981379Not to my knowledge, it's mainly an effect of having the most developed capital markets in the world. Local bank underwrites a 30 year mortgage at a fixed rate, bank then sells the mortgage to an investments firm that groups it together with other mortgages to create MBS's. Point of the MBS is that it allows pension funds, SWFs, and other asset managers to earn higher yields than might exist in corporate or govt debt markets and in such a way that they can fine tune their exposure (e.g. I only want exposure to the best quality homebuyers in the MBS pool, so I'll buy part of the AAA tranche for lower yield and much lower risk, or I want higher yield so I'll buy part of the B tranche for higher yield and higher risk)
Bobo.... come out to play ayy
>>55981423They wouldn't put them at that price if they weren't selling for it, insane as it is. >>5598143630 year terms allow the poor to afford a mortgage to buy a home, and it's not a super raw deal for the banks either because due to the length of the term you're paying a shitload of interest on top of principal.
>>55981496>Why would these companies that don't have access to capital do well in an environment where the interest is your left and right testicle?A lot of the russell 2000 companies are less leveraged than large corporations. You have to be deluded if you think small caps suddenly collapse when interests are raised. In fact small caps tend to be way more conservative than MBA leaded multinationals that tend to over use leverage for growth
>>55981480GME is on the russell 1000 and will be on the shit and piss five hundred gorrillion within a year.
>>55981485>Baggie betting against NVDAMassive fucking bull signal for NVDA, I'm revising my price target up from $700 to $1500.
>>55981502Blasphemy. Blasphemy against the prophet! This is a Bidenite thread and your antibidenitism will not be tolerated. Blasphemer! Fiend!
>>55981533Agreed. Imagine betting against one of the pillars of the valuation of the market at the zenith of clownworld. I hope he doesn't hedge either.
>>55981532I asked for a gem, not an index bro. There are plenty of gems amongst small caps
I literally fell asleep playing poker last night. Was in first place too when it happened. I still managed to place in the money despite the fact I fell asleep with about 30 minutes before buy ins got cut off. That's how bad some of the players are on WSOP.
>>55981517Yeah I guess someone is buying them. Seems pretty telling though that all the smaller/cheaper vehicles are in much shorter supply (Explorers, Rangers, etc.). They've got 10 Rangers for instance, compared to almost 20x the amount of F-150s. I know it's a popular truck, but still.
>>55981478As long as you are bullish on TSLA it should be good brother.
What ema numbers do I use?
>>55981409And not everyone is a gorilla nigger who can only operate a Playskool device you just poke at. Hamburger menu ass nigger.
>>55981563.52555345
>>55981563The classics: 20, 50, 100, 200. Learn how to set-up Keltner Channel with EMA20 since that one is really good
Hey Mr. Bobo, where you at?
>>55981556Nobody is buying a ranger because they want a ranger, they're buying a ranger because they can't afford the f-150. It's not a great sign.
>>55981236DESU the imposter has better photos of Miko. He needs to do a cherry blossomed one of the daughter now
>>55981638it's a scam pump
BOBOShttps://youtu.be/q_rKv5CdCfI?feature=shared
>>55981657Just like those scam abortion pills your mom bought?
>>55981643Or they want it for commuting/driving to church.If I were to buy a new car it would be a small truck like that (probably a Toyota though.) I don't need a truck often except to move boats and furniture around (I can kind of get away with just renting one whenever I need it but it would be nice not to do that.)Doing all of that with an F-150+ would be an absolute pain in the ass.
>>55981236So you don’t have herpes then?
>>55981597I dunno, my phone is fucking awesome. I lost my debit card a few weeks ago when I was cocked, and I can still use my phone to make purchases at most reputable establishments while I wait for the bank to send me a new card. I can use it to have video conversations with people half the world away. It has a pen I can use to create notes like shopping lists or what ever. I can trade stocks, take pictures/videos, play Mahjong on it, check e-mail, shop online, watch videos, shit post on 4chan. Oh! and I can also place and receive phone calls. Why the fuck wouldn't you want to be able to do all of that anywhere with just one device? You just sound like some fuddy duddy faggot who's just not with it.
>>55981657a pump is a pump. enjoy missing out on money
>>55981691Baggie I hate you so much it's unreal.
COME OUT BOBO
the time of LABU is nigh.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>55981705Wouldould
>>55981643I bought a Ranger when my old F-150 died because I've already got another old, big truck for hauling shit. The Ranger is fine as a daily driver and actually fits in my garage which is a huge plus. They've gone up in price about $10k since I bought mine. Crazy.
>>55981737>Wanting JPowell's sloppy seconds
>>55981657Ho your shorting more? Instead of covering your shorting more?
what do you call this chart pattern?
>>55981705Don't hate the player, hate THE GAME!
Buy $llap
>>55981754>I want my trad virgin waifuGood luck
>>55981778That's not what I said. Why would you quote something I didn't say?
>>55981762American innovation
>>55981790>implying you didn't just lose THE GAME
https://youtu.be/SlCieWlAvbY?t=3101What's the name of this BGM?
>>55981770>>55981801Imagine caring about this meme anymore
>>55981532
>>55981778I don't need luck, I have physical lean hog futures.
>>55981705Rarely touch my computer anymore. It’s tablets and phones for me these days. >>55981754In a heart beat and all women are somebody’s sloppy seconds so what does it matter.
>>55981830gay
>>55981603I thought 3 emas was enough. I need 4?
>>55981830lol toddler poking at a rectangle of glass!
>>55981830>In a heart beat and all women are somebody’s sloppy seconds so what does it matter.None will be yours by the sound of things.
>>55981685>>55981746You two are the exception to the rule. Most people want the f-150 because it is big so that if they get in a crash they kill whoever they hit and walk away fine. The gas mileage is also good enough to not make them as expensive as having a half-ton pickup with a decent engine in it was in the past. Unless you're doing fleet work or live in the city and only want as much car as you need, you're not getting a ranger over an f-150 unless you don't have the money to buy what has been one of the best selling vehicles on the planet. That is not a good sign for the economy when people are making that choice en-masse.
>>55981790>That's not a quote. Just a cheap strawman.
>>55981603Also what time frame?
>>55981851Meme arrows are quotes as noted in the 4chan charter.
Slurp while you can
>>55981849>The gas mileage is also good enough tHAHAHAHA-- Ex f150 owner who used to live in the hills.
More Green :)
>>55980958Russia is a hollowed out shell of a country.>bolsheviks kill anybody with any talent or decent genetics, leaving nothing but dysgenic subhumans left 5 generations later>Fall of Soviet Union sees anybody smart leave the country, incredible brain drain>Any factories or physical capital are Soviet era>Government is corrupt as shit and stifles capital formation>Starts unnecessary war with Ukraine, further accelerating brain drain (not that there was much left at that point anyway)>Russia population: 143 million (all vodka drunk mongoloids, and the women are literal whores)>USA population: 331 million (of which 93 million is of sturdy German, English, French, Scottish, Scandanavian, and Dutch stock.)Russia is barely even a significant regional player with nothing going for it other than energy supply.
>>55981873Whatever happened to the Moe Greene poster?
Do I long Disney?
>>55981875>Not even 1/3 of "Americans" are actually WhiteNext Stop: South Africa.
>>55981885Do you watch disney?
After a long time of being too afraid to make the actual leap, I just joined the OPTIONS NIGGERS club like all of you NIGGERS. I bought my very first COONTRACT, a SPY call, and sold it maybe a minute later for TEN DOLLAH profit. Then right after that I bought another SPY call and it was a little more hesitant, and had me down to almost takin' that tenner back, but finally started inching back up and after maybe 4 min or whatever I sold it for SIX DOLLAH profit, so I made SWEET SIXTEEN free and clear today and I am now going to go get me some MUTHAFUCKIN GENUINE AUTHENTIC MCD NUGS which I have not had in years. NIGGERS.
>>55981898Nope
Buy Veeva before earnings. You literally can't go wrong with them. You have been warned
>>55981891You can add in another 59 million near-white or white-adjacent people if you include the Irish, Italians, Polish, and Scots-Irish.
>>55981913I think you have your answer, bull case it's a big name been around a long time, bear case no subscriber growth and only asian parks are profiting.
>>55981859>Charter or Charta?
>>55981928>white-adjacent peopleLol>PolishPols are light skinned niggers. I've known enough of them to be confident in that.
I don't understand. I sold my in profit option but when I look at my pnl it's negative?
>>55981862Bought it. Now I wait to lose money.
>>55981933Charter is our word. You may use "charta" in polite context.
>>55981944It's a feature, not a bug.
>>55981921Buy Veeva. Easiest money you can make today. The company just milks pharma companies and it has a monopoly while adding meme products that are ever more expensive to the clients with the second biggest pockets in the market
>>55981862>terrannever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dx_q3XQMCY
It's a TRAP
>>55981941>Pols are light skinned niggers. I've known enough of them to be confident in that.Eh, I'd still take Polacks over Russians.
>>55981981I'm not sure it really matters.
youtube keeps recommending me old Orange juice commercials for no reason. Bullish
>>55981969
>>55981993It wont stop climbing...
i have to go job interview in an hour and i'm sleepy and unmotivated and sort of unprepared. i gonna blow it probably. i remember i needed to ask one of my references for permission to list him at midnight last night. this market is too green and i don't want to buy it.
>TLRYwhat just happened ?
I'd like to thank all the bobros who bought my PLTR puts on Monday. Not only did you lose all of your money, but I took your premium and rolled it into more sold puts, before stashing all the collateral in a 5.25% MMF, so in reality bobo, you're paying me leveraged interest to gape your anus.
>>55982027>what just happened ?Big news dropping, anon.
Posted without comment.
Can we get a proper SMG with links? What is this mobile phone garbage?
>>55982024take a shower, call the that reference. drink coffee or energy drinkgl fren
>>55982045Shorts are covering and they come up with articles to cover it up
today's been a ridenever buying QQQ calls again
>>55982064mara has the best hashrate, but let's be honest here just get coin mstr and gbtc if you can't afford these is it really worth buying miners?
>>55980930I've got a load of nvda shares I bought last year at around $120. Sold enough to cover my initial investment when it hit 300, but still have a load left. How long do I keep holding them? How high will this go before the correction?
>>55982016>>55981993Even COCOA pumped today further. LMAO
You had ALL OF august to short and now we are pumping into september and EVERYONE knows september is bullish seasonality. We aren't going back down anytime soon.
>>55982074see >>55981156
>>55982108you know the answer, you just don't want to admit it. it's not going to break past the new ceiling at 510, it's already wobbling. only down from here.
Anyone holding DKNG for the next month or two?
>>55982024Get off your ass anon and get to the interview. There is nothing to prepare, just sell yourself. I had a 1.5 hour interview yesterday and I have to go back tomorrow for the second interview. I was controlling the pace of the interview. Just be confident and act like you already got the job. Bidenomics will take care of the rest
> HHS Calls for Moving Marijuana to Lower-Risk US Drug Category
i love smoking so much... i don't own altria but my top client (mommy) does. need my underwear to finish drying so i can go get some more...oh and i had an old chart that i deleted that showed that altria tends to bottom when interest rates peak, can't recreate it ever since tradingview had its bar-mitzvah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ
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>>55981907Based. Made me some money this morning selling the UNG calls I bought yesterday.
>>55982130Not really though. It was sitting at $460-470 for a while at the start of August then fell down to 400 over a few days. It's already picked back up quickly enough.
gee i hope msos does this maybe 3 more times so i can finally break even
shill me some tickers>physically backed gold ETF>gold miners ETF>physical silver ETF>silver miners ETF
>>55982130I had some from back in the day, sold them all for $300 a few years ago. Felt really superior when the price shit itself not long after.
never bet against america you dumb bobo nigger
>>55982168>the stock that has been running up for over a year will keep running up for another year, and then for another year, foreverkekok champ, hodl it then
>>55982190I mean that is the overall trend, but I know it's going to pop sometime, just probably not soon after their recent earnings report. I suppose I could just wait until there's a clear downwards trend before dumping them. I'm still in profit even if I sell them for a dollar each.
>>55982179do /gc kiddo unless you're poor
There's this ticker called ACMR and could someone clear something up for me regarding it?>ACMR was founded in US in '98>ACMR Shanghai was created in '08, it has its own ticker>ACMR owns 82.5% of ACMR Shanghai stock>ACMR is valued at 700 million USD while ACMR Shanghai (publicly traded on Shanghai stock exchange) is trading at 7 000 million>Sketchy inventories Subsidiary value isn't added to book value and there's a short seller report by J Capital from 2020 that suggested they have some extremely shady accounting practices. They also made some allegations that the technology used isn't as high tech as the firm alleges. However there's increased demand from solar so idk. So why has it been consistently rising? Their numbers are good but if it's because of cooked numbers then how long can the rise continue?
>>55982185Not even American but I can't see the logic in betting against the current world hegemon, are bobos truly this delusional?
>>55982224Disclaimer I bought it when it was in 10s so I'm wondering if I should sell
>>55982229saying people are betting against america is a false dilemma anyway. yes america is shit but if you're bearish you're just aware that the market can't survive 5% rates for more than a couple more months.
>>55982164kick ass, BLESSED! I paper traded some UNG calls last night just to see what they would do this morning. Just got back with TWENNY FUCKIN NUGS and got a FREE LARGE FRIES for signing up with their APP with a emailondeck addy then deleting it off my phone again.
IT'S JOEVER
12:30 was the exact top and now we head to new lows.
>>55982108set a stop at an area you wanna get out if it turns down. .
>>55982256KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>55981862LLAP shill when should I sell?
>>55982270UWAGA MÓMÓ NAKURWIAM
>>55981933>>55981954Please refer to the FAGMA CHARTA
>>55982288SIG SAUER TYRANNIS
>double bottom at the topTell me how I know this market is gay.
I've been fond of this SA xdm, its super accurate albeit a little gaudy but fortunately i have large hands.
SCHW lottery puts
My portfolio is officially green again :D
September 1. there will be a surprise intervention by BOJ.Yen is shitting the bed vs USD and even more vs EUR.
>>55982185Got any bulls with lazer eyes?
Hey bear bros...how's it feel to eat another L ?lolLmao
>>55982350Expiration date?
>He bought the top
techanal bros, what are your fav indicators to use to determine a trend switch and when to get in?love ichi cloud and a good ol ma ribbon
>>55982323it's forming a double top at the top
>>55982399ttm and volume
you guys don't seriously believe in technical analysis, right?
Can someone explain why Docusign (DOCU) is not a zero? How does that company even have 10B market cap.
Man, shit, MCDs TWENNY NUGS are about 1.8x what they were last time I bought any and the NUGS themselves are *thinner* and tougher. Also their fries are total fuckin' shit now. There's only one explanation for their continued success. NIGGERS.
>HPQ>"value stock"
>>55980930Let me guess you sold Apple 10 years ago?
1/2
>>55982436Yeah, they're going to really kill it once all the employees are replaced by robots and they don't have to pay to subsidize those animals. I mean they charge like 3 dollars for a hashbrown, the thing probably costs them less than 10 cents to make.
>>55982423>doesn't recognize murmuration. NGMI
They won't let us oil bros make itI hate this fake and cucked economy
>>55982362Congrats bro.
>>559824652/2
>>55982399ichimoku cloud or moving averages also
>>55982423>you guys don't seriously believe in technical analysis, right?Mine is Libra. What's yours?
>>55982436They lock all the good deals on their food to their app so they can datamine you. I've also noticed their service is dogshit anymore and good fucking luck ordering late at night at one of their locations if you don't have cash because the lazy assholes in the kitchen unplugged the router so they don't have to work while they get paid. Basically your thesis is correct. >>55982423TA isn't the absolute gospel but it can help identify a trend or breakout. You still have to use your gut and have enough time in the market to understand what's going on. Math doesn't lie, but statistics sure as fuck does, and a lot of the market is fake and gay. I like fibonacci for identifying broader trends and the basic chart formations for intraday/weekly.
>>55982470im waiting to buy back in we kind of mini-pumped
>>55982423I think there's little or no alpha in the chart patterns that people talk about.But there's genuine technical analysis of the kind that Renaissance Technologies and other top-tier quants use.
>>55982466Mcdonalds is a work program as much as it is a cheap source of calorie dense food for the populace, even in stores where they're testing automation they still have actual people in the kitchen. They'll cut costs sure but won't eliminate labor for a while longer yet.
>almost 1k TSLY/SOXL shares
you know what? you faggot mumus just go ahead and retardpump this shit to the moon, like i give a shiti'll just keep DCA'ing into my shorts, i'll be right here to say good fucking riddance when your fake and gay market crumbles down
>>55982423I mean. I *do* "look" at the chart before I make a trade just to make sure nothing crazy is going on. Support and resistance seem like meaningful ideas but I don't use them much.
>>55982465>"Why am I getting margin calls?"
>>55982423>muh magical shapes show me how to make money!>damn, liquidated again, i should have guessed a ladder with cup handle forming over a cat whisker cum rag toothbrush. I’ll get it right next time!
>>55982527100% sounds like something baggie would say, lmao
>>55982518>not playing the crab>not making money off of delusional perma-anythingsIf it's something schizos watch you can farm hella premium selling way OTM puts or calls as applicable.
>we need to cut entitlements and defense spending by 40-60% permanently or we face hyperinflation
Watch it crash to 4500 in a few hours
>>55982510if they were smart they would eliminate labor sooner than later. the children these days are being taught to avoid human interaction, and the sooner they can eliminate the human interaction from the experience the better off they will be positioned for the next 20 years.
>>55982531quants spend all their time looking at charts and spotting cup and handles
>>55982554I hope that's a promise. I already sold my calls. I've been waiting for this ceiling.
Thinking about making a SBUX run quickBut I've been absolutely shredding my head open with this new razor blade I'm learning, so might go to drive thru insteadDoes anyone know the difference in terms of costs for SBUX between in-store and drive thru?
>>55982576we SFP'd the top, made a double top and now dumping. Textbook trap
Anyone have a source/info on what stocks are worth buying for the dividends?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYO4RJHf7QU&si=_1lajjE5uBBpG1EzBobos will have the last laugh :)
>>55982588>Textbook trapYeah for who though? I'm waiting to see some serious movement before getting back in there.I hate waiting like this.
>>55982423not a day trader, mid to long term trend trader, so simple indicators help point out when the tide is turning and I can limp in. Also helps to tell me when the run is over and I can start selling off in parts. You do need to pair it with proper risk management and know when a trade has chopped and pull the plug, as well, but that should be at the core of any strategy, technical or fundamental.
>>55982590https://www.nasdaq.com/stocks/investing-lists/dividend-aristocrats
>>55982616>>55982616>>55982616
>>55982590>Anyone have a source/info on what stocks are worth buying for the dividends?SCHD, some Vanguard shit, and Coca-Cola.
>>55982568They just have a split-level restaurant with the cooks up top entirely separate from the dining area, all ordering is done through kiosks and food is delivered to the customer with a small elevator. Zero human interaction and the employees are safe at all times. Great sign for where the future is headed. They'd love to eliminate all labor costs but it's cheaper to hire people for bottom dollar than build a perfect robot to make food and sanitize itself regularly. There'll always be at least one or two employees at their location even if they're just glorified robo jannies.
>>55982476Ty
>>55982271Hold long, they’re currently building more factories to meet demand. lockeed Martian has invested heavily in this company and also has contracts.Read the attached linkhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/terran-orbital-corporation-nyse-llap-105643943.html
>>55982531>No, theres no patterns, what do you mean ? Its just movement along a rigid 2 dimensional path, projected simply by a companies' dcf, wacc, npv, etc. Why would the ongoings of peoples lives, their transactions and economical activity have a perceptible pattern ? Perhaps there are intervals that radiate perturbations (IE: weekly pay periods, monthly bills, Climate/seasonality, 1st/15th of month fixed income draws, etc.). Midwit cope with fedora equipped gone to rope some dope with the pilpul smoke.Don't look at the fabric, just enjoy the drapes
>>55982590The fact that I will never have a woman like this makes me SEETHE. I could maybe rent one for a day, but I will never own one.
I hate that I sold NVDA on friday.
>>55981514Based Death Grips Poster
>>55982548I’m convinced anyone who says they sell options is fucking lying. You’re wrong even once and you’re fucking done. It just sounds so smug when you guys post it. The level of volatility in both directions doubly convinces me you don’t actually sell options, because in general it’s been wildly risky unless you’re a market maker and doing it as a hedge.On top of that, what brokerages actually allow you to write options without some massive amount of collateral that I doubt you all have.
>>55981875Who was first in space, brainlet?
>>55982064>Posted without comment.You literally posted a comment.
>>55984806US actually, you're probably mistaking "space" with reaching a stable orbit
>>55982510>Mcdonalds>cheap$5+tax for <200g of TVP and breading is "cheap" to you?https://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/mcdonalds-prices/