/biz/ - Business & Finance

kek

based zoomers

>>55976634
I will never understand all the overachieving gen X folks at my shitty company who work 60+ hours while having 0 equity and earning maybe 30% more after taxes than the people who just arrived from college.

It's the epitome of the "clueless" from that theory based on The Office that was popular on the internet 10 years ago

>>55976634
>refuses to elaborate
None of your business faggot.

>Be boomer ,1970
>Clock off from scheduled work time
>No email, no texts, no cell phone, employeer doesn't see you again till next day
Problem?

The problem with boomers and millennials is that they don't realize they're cringe.

>>55977046
Except you left 3 hours early and the job wasn’t finished dipshit. When it’s between you and the guy who finishes the job, you lose

This is why wagies get more women. We’re not afraid to get the job done, “crypto investors” will leave a women unfinished

This is me and you have negative IQ if you do otherwise

>>55976634
i have one at work. started today. he told me "i will comes around 9:30 9:45 tomorrow and left" i love them....they are fun

>>55977046
They accepted that they will be wageslaves their entire lives, so they put all their energy into being the shuckinest, jivinest house nigger.

>>55977244
I do that now.

Honestly just grow a set and never answer after work emails. Eventually everyone stops trying as they’ll never get ahold of you anyways.

>>55977244
>>55977407
how is doing what your work requires of you and nothing more seen as a bad thing? Do what you get paid for and not anything more for free

>>55977269
Meh, I'll just take credit for your work. No big problem really.

>Get in at 8
>Half hour lunch
>Leave at 430
That’s my 8 hours in full. Pay me OT or fuck off. Everyone needs to embrace their inner zoomer.

zoomers most formative years were the time in human history where people just sat home and did nothing for about 2 1/2 years and were perfectly fine anyways, despite not busting their asses and commuting every day

zoomers look around at everyone 'working' from home 1 hour a day and collecting 8 hours wages

zoomers look around at do nothing jobs mostly involving women

zoomers saw the inflation and money printing, and they understand USD is fake better than almost any other generation starting out

so no, zoomers probably aren't ever going to work hard for fake money that is given away for free just because we feel like it sometimes, because they know that money has no real value

>>55977285
I got more pussy than I ever have last year being a laid-off NEET with no job.

>>55977668
That mentality will fuck them over but it's OK, most will probably just OD on fentanyl

>>55977269
No it's between the guy the boss likes and the weird antisocial guy. Guess which one does less work.

>>55977693
probably not

zoomers will likely go on to lead healthier, happier, more personally satisfying lives than any recent generation before them due to partially escaping the wagie rat race

zoomers don't care if they are poor, even if they are rich they still only want to do poor people things (play on their phone/computer all day, consume media)

wealth and financial stability don't mean anything to them, since they can just live in a pod and do zoomer things forever

for a zoomer, watching somebody play with a product in a video is basically the same thing as having it themselves, and I don't think people understand the impact that will have on the american economy just yet

>>55977655
Same, except show up at 9 and leave at 5:30.

>>55977407
>answering after work emails
is this something people do that aren't making $200k+/year?

nothing meaningful in the world happens outside of us trading hours which unironically becomes bots after 11am est. zoomer or fucking boomer its based to only participate in peak hours

>>55977269
The guy who finishes the job is going to be dead or horribly debilitated from the jab before the end of the decade

>>55977720
Hard workers subsidize the zoomie lifestyle.
You can't live in the pod and eat the bugs when nobody bothers to build pods or farm bugs.

>>55976634
>be 25
>wake up at 9:50am
>first meeting at 10am
>turn off camera to make breakfast and fuck around on my phone while upper management talks about stuff
>come up with like two things to say in case I get called on for updates
>watch youtube for two hours, fart around
>respond to emails for 30 minutes
>12pm, 1.5 hour lunch break, go for a walk
>do a 30 min meeting
>answer emails for another 15ish minutes
>log off at 2:30pm

I make $120,060 per year at a big company. No way this is sustainable, but I get praise and told I'm doing a good job by my boss all the time. The worst part is I'm not even slacking, there's just only like 1 hour of actual work to do in any given day

>>55977269
Who fucking cares. What are you going to do? Fire me? I don't have a family, I don't have to care.

>>55977285
Women don't care if you have a job. As far as I can tell they seem to just pick people at random and maybe biased towards height and certain eye colors.
Having a job gets in the way more than it helps.

>>55977720
Are you a zoomer yourself? I'm impressed with how accurately you describe the average zoomer's mindset

>>55978013
probably because I'd never understand that last point
wtf do you mean watching someone else have something is "basically having it"
what colossal levels of cope is that
"yeah I watched that game so I basically beat it"
no you didn't
"well I've watched videos of Ferraris"
no you don't have one
so basically zoomers are okay living their lives vicariously through others? as in, as long as someone has a Ferrari then everyone who watches that guy also does?
Make it make sense

>>55977948
The only lifestyle you're subsidizing is the landlord lifestyle. If you can find any way not to pay rent you hardly have to work.

>>55978025
I think zoomers just don't care enough about "having" anything because of the constant barrage of videos/posts that show off whatever that thing is. The novelty eventually wears off and they just move on to the next thing that catches their interest. Another part is FOMO and always wanting to be part of the discussion

>>55978025
Who the fuck wants to own a Ferrari?

>>55977720
So they are basically millennials that haven't grown up yet. That pendulum swing is going to make /nsgsig/ look like /gme/ general.

Boomers should be scared, they're probably gonna get lynched by those two generations.

>>55977046
>It's the epitome of the "clueless" from that theory based on The Office that was popular on the internet 10 years ago
I thought I was the only person who read this. It’s called the Gervais Theory.

>>55977987
We’re the same person. I’ve realized that promotions are mostly based on years of experience. What was actually achieved during those years is basically irrelevant

>>55978047
You don't care about having things because most things are unaffordable without debt now so you get rugpulled anyway if you play that game.

>>55977987
They are paying you fair market value for your services. If they're not happy they're more than welcome to look around for a replacement. I learned 15 years ago that the illusion of indispensability is more important to my job than the actual work that I do. Grease the wheel, make small talk, invent crises and solve them, leave gaps in documentation. Half the population could be starving on the street, but I'll still be an essential employee for time immemorial.