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>>55975689
But where's the shitter?

>>55975689
>600 dollars per month to live in a fucking van is cheap
Is business so slow, you need to advertise here?

>>55975689
1.Do you have a job
2. Where do you park it 24/7
3. Electricity needs
4. Cooking
5. Shitting
6. Heat/cold
7. Internet

I mean it's doable of course, but pretty miserable. A gym membership and a library card can cover you for 80% of the other shit you will need. The rate at which people abandon "van life" is quite high, even when they're trust fund kiddos who have fully furnished Sprinters

>>55975689
won't you be cold af?

>>55975789
Maybe OP can sleep with the engine running and a hose attached to the exhaust that leads inside – that way he'll stay warm!

>>55975725
5 gallon bucket with cat litter, though only for emergencies if a public toilet is absolutely not available.

>>55975689
Fuck yeah, living in a van in Ontario in December sounds awesome. Toes are for fags and you don’t need more than 2 on either foot so definitely go for it.

>>55975689
why wouldnt you just finance a van at that point?

>>55975982
Being able to take a nice shit at home and then shower immediately afterwards is what makes a man feel like a king.

>>55976035
>>55975987
>>55975936
>>55975725

a reliable 3500w generator is roughly about 2500USD with everything included.

>>55976197
And it's powered by human excrement?
We were discussing the shitting situation.

>>55976220
surprisingly it only takes 2 hours of solar to top it off. Just can't let niggers steal the solar panels off the roof.

>>55975758
>1.Do you have a job
LOL

>2. Where do you park it 24/7
Uhauls can be parked just about anywhere and be stealth.

>3. Electricity needs
Don't needs, but you can use an inverter to power a laptop and charge stuff.

>4. Cooking
Butane stove or coleman camp stove

>5. Shitting
Find a playground or park that has public restrooms. Or pay a little more for a gym membership and you'll have access to bathrooms with showers and shitters.

>6. Heat/cold
A single oil lamp can heat the interior very quickly. Crack the windows open to avoid suffocation

>7. Internet
Free wifi is abundant. Get a directional antenna like a yagi and you can park far away from the hotspot and still have a strong signal.

>>55975689
>Should I live in a van for 4 months?

You may as well pay a little more and get a box truck. Lots more room inside and if you are just parking it somewhere it won't really matter about the mileage rate.

>>55976294
>Uhauls can be parked just about anywhere and be stealth.
Not really: Timothy McVeigh kinda ruined that one.

>>55975689
The answer to the question of "should i live in a van" should always be yes. but that being said. you will come out better if you buy a van instead of renting one.

>>55975725
Literally any public bathroom.

>>55975725
Gym membership for ablutions

>>55976581
the gym is a good idea because you will want something to do. your body needs exorcise anyway. unless you have a job that's physical. but really you can do without it, public bathrooms are everywhere. walmarts. targets. gas stations. truck stops. you name it. also if you want a shower you can do it for free at a ymca. or pay for a private shower at a truck stop, it's usually like $3 but truck stops have memberships too so you can actually build up points buying gas and earn free showers.

.t former truck driver