/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55971230
Is this why it started dumping again?

Its real:
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1696545259365265719

along with the Grayscale ETF victory this could take BTC back into the 28-30k range.

>>55971230
Ok, now THIS is big.

>>55971298
I'm so fucking hard rn bros my cock twitches

>>55971230
HOT DIGGITY DOGE

>>55971230
>>55971298
Fuck why did they have to announce both at once.
It could have been two gree days with these news.

>>55971230
isn't this Hyuge news?

>>55971230
based musk helped dump and now pumps

>>55971230
Elon's been telling anyone who'll listen he wants X to be a global payment hub. Bout time I pick up a few shares, people who doubt Elon Musk usually dont fare too well.

Based Elon

>>55971738
Wait what the fuck? Man where have I been, they delisted Twitter?

>>55971320
I just wholecoin'd. It's the perfect time to hold (my penis, in a rhythmic sort of way)

>>55971738
shares of what? X/Twitter is not publicly traded

>>55971810
Dogecoin stock

>>55971396
because they're looking for exit liquidity? you know elon was the one involved in the first dump right? the whole market is manipulated

Imagine having one platform for doxxing, scamming, controlling, and manipulating
When X goes public I'm gonna invest and make so much from its retarded userbase

>>55972792
X is public and to invest you buy dogecoin
Duh

>>55972844
Case in point

>>55971230
*in Rhode Island

>declining userbase
>Digital identity crap didn't work
>Lets try it with becoming a crapto exchange
Muskrat is really really desperate

>>55972792
The userbase is declining exponentially. If it keeps at this pace it's going to have less active users than Tumblr by the eoy

>>55973185
Quality of users is much higher though

>>55973193
>Quality of users
Ahahaha the cope. Nigger, social media peaked 6 years ago. Since then an ever increasing decline. No, it's not the new public square, no it's not a way to gain back informational distribution monopoly and be able to create shared reality for mass media behaviorism, you fucking idiots. The false feedback loops are by now inherent in the quantitative models, and idiots all around the planet use those fucked up models to make predictions and are seriously wondering why they don't work. Ahahaha

The idiots never updated the behaviorism models from the swine flu and bird flu fuck up, they thought buying old news and advertising blogs was enough and still didn't update the models after the china flu models also mostly failed. And then bought fucking shitter in an attempt to make em work
Ahahaha it's so hilarious how the cabal is infact just qtards following a plan

They even pay the clown moderators on this shit heap.
Qtards fucking qtards, nothing else are the Coudenhove-Kallegrist

>>55973327
Meds

>>55973469

i worked for you
Not anymore. The meds meme was derived from my shizo meme

elons gonna shill crypto so hard next bullrun

>>55973557
To who? His three remaining nigger users? Muskrat lost his reputation

>>55971230
I think the market is going to go up by 1000x. The crypto giveaway scam market, that is.

Bullish for banking coins. There is no way doge is capable of handling how much Elon says.

>>55973617
>Banking coins
Ahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahaha

>>55971767
Elon bought Twitter and took it private, retard.

>>55971358
>doge color id

>>55973715
Muskrat was just the frontman. A desperate attempt to get people that walked off the Normal faggot pasture back into the flock to propagandize them. Failed hilariously due to models full of inherent false feedback loops

>>55973625
What what you choose to transfer large amounts of money around the globe? One designed for that exact circumstance, or a meme coin.

>>55973814
"Banking coins" are fiat retard.
No further discussion necessary. Goddamn crapto rats

>>55973869
Haha ok then chief.

>>55973890
>Muah future
>Buy my bag now
Typical pitch of a scammer

>>55973988
>No further discussion necessary
Continues anyway.

>>55971230
Of course retards are pumping dogecoin in response.

>>55973271
Based

>>55973999
General statement for the scrappers
You arr just a vector, not a human, baggieadvertiser

>>55971230
>your crypto wallet has been frozen for mean tweets
get fucked.

>>55972306
No retard
Then they would have announced it on two different days to maximize the effect.

BASED DADDY ELON GONNA PUMP AND DUMP US AGAIN

>>55971230
this could unironically have a profound impact on crypto going into 2024/25. Imagine if it actually starts doing decent volume in trades, and creates profits for X/Twitter. Other socials would need to copy it (like every other successful feature) so we could see even TikTok integrating crypto buy options lmao

Literally all shitcoin casinos advertise on twitter/tiktok, so giving them a direct onramp is also huge potentially.

I mean it could also be DOA and noone uses it, but ya never know

>>55973557
When he starts shilling hard is the time to sell

>>55971230
Best Doge wallet for Linux?

>>55971230
Wake me up when X NFT is up for grab

>>55971230
Shit man, good thing VINU is quite popular on Twitter then, this might be bullish for us, mostly if you have VINU nfts

>>55975002
>unironically have a profound impact on crypto
Yes this. Musk will be forcing the FinTech issue, very similar to how he forced every car manufacturer on Earth to speed up electric vehicles, or be obsolete.

From Nov 2022 Tech Crunch:
"In the longer term, however, Musk appeared to be toying with the idea of establishing bank accounts on Twitter’s platform that would pay a high-interest rate to attract users. This could become a competitor, perhaps, to Apple’s recently launched Savings Account for its cardholders, various fintechs or other payment providers, like PayPal and Venmo, which encourage their users to retain cash balances within their own ecosystems.

Explained Musk, “the next step would be this offer for an extremely compelling money market account where you get an extremely high yield on your balance.” If such a system existed, he believed people would move cash to Twitter.

“And then add debit cards, checks and whatnot and…just basically make the system as useful as possible. And the more useful and entertaining it is, the more people will use it,” he said.

Musk didn’t offer any details about plans for cryptocurrencies, though The Information reported this is also expected to be a part of its new payments system."
https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/09/elon-musk-details-his-vision-for-a-twitter-payments-system/

>>55971738
Can’t wait to pay my twitter subscription just to be able to pay in crypto with more fees

>>55971230
DOGECOIN TO ONE DOLLAR EOY HOLY SHIT

>>55976526
Sounds like some nigger-tier do-nothing shitcoin. I’ll stick with BTC/ETH instead pajeet

>>55976957
n-word used

>>55971230
Why do they need a license for that?
Oi? You got a loicense for cryptuh tradin?
America is dystopian

>>55971230
What does this even mean. Nobody owns crypto. There is no licence needed dumbfucks