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december google calls

this is bullish

yo

AAAAAAAAAAA CHINA BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOO SELL SELL SELL

First for pumping bull market that goes muu muuu.

I closed my DAX shorts.
Mumu you won

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A CHINESE JOE BIDEN SETPOINT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND SHAT ON MY PUTS

Recently started trading options, how fucked am I? Selling puts for now.

UNG has entered my slurp zone

>>55972188
If you ask kevin o'leary, then yes.
He literally said it's a great thing because it gives the little guy something to strive for. It was the most tone deaf thing that silver spoon boomer has ever said.

>>55972222
How do unlimited losses sound? Nice quads btw

>>55972188
>Americans
>richest

>>55972188
Okay now what % of Americans does a broke nigger with $0 to his name have more wealth than?

>>55972202
AAAHHHHHHH!

>>55972198
Idiot

>>55972243
>Europoors
>reading

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we told you not to get involved in that, bobo
look at S&P500 computer

>>55972243
>environmentalist
Why is it always these filthy rich kids of Satan worshipers that end up getting into that shit?

>>55972242
I'm selling puts, the most I can lose if I get assigned is what I pay for the shares. Let's say I get assigned and have to pay $1,000 for the shares. If they go to zero, I'm out the thousand bucks, minus the premium I got paid. Not much different than regular stock ownership, except I risk overpaying for a stock but get compensated with premium for taking the risk.

>>55972194
>GLOBAL
>RECESSIONARY
>DEFLATE

Reminder:
We pumped today because the data was so bad, that the market is still in copium "Bad news is good news!!" mode
>JOLTS job openings plunged to the lowest since March 2021 and the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record.
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
See, this is bullish!! Job openings collapsing at the fast pace on record, this is bullish! Recessions are bullish! Collapse in economic activity? Bullish. Crashing manufacturing worldwide? Bullish.
All bad news is good news!!
Who cares about the economy, who cares about consumer spending, who cares about manufacturing, who cares about services??
The only thing that matters is Federal Reserve policy! Decreased corporate profits due to the recession? Doesn't matter!
All that matters is Fed policy! Because the Fed as we all know is all powerful, omnipotent, able to control every aspect of the economy! The Fed has total control! The Fed has the power to stop a recession with zero lags or delays - can instantly stop a recession!! We all know this!

>>55972223
I've been slurping little bits of BOIL. I'm a little GONZERNED about the hurricane which might knock out a lot of power and thus reduce demand, and give us much more slurpable prices. I'm slurping just enough to have a nice ceiling for catching any upside, but still shitloads of room for adding injections below if it DROOPS.

>>55972286
"adventurer" means "cruising the third world/Slavic countries for underage pussy"

>>55972202
Markets gaining for no logical reason

if bulls dont get a new high, this shit is dead

>>55972299
lol,
lmao even

This may be your last warning: Buy SAVE

>>55972305
>Markets gaining for no logical reason
>>55972299
oh it's "logical" - it's just retarded, ass backward crack addict (easy money) logic, and soon, as in all cycles, bad news will become bad news (again)

>>55972299

This really isn't anything. Come back to me once the market retakes the top of august

How can we pump...

>>55972286
Because they want nice nature areas to vacation in.

>>55972313
how can i SAVE ifvi buy?

>>55972243
Cool it with the anti semitism.

>>55972267
>pic rel
Wow. How can I profit from this

>>55972305
follow the trend, retard

tf do you need a reason for?

>>55972267

>>55972267
almost got a "blackout" but i don't laugh at disabled people, that's childish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkTu8Y1KLs

market is green on absolutely no news
why are people okay with this level of manipulation

>>55972313
Why?

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

>>55972344
Why do leftists always love stamping their name on shit that always backfires (i.e., Obamacare).

>>55972325
you fill it out and show us your power level
if it's high enough we share with you the highly autistic and forbidden secrets of the /smg/ trader

>>55972336
>market is green on absolutely no news
There was news. >>55972299
This was the news. The horrible JOLTS data, the worst decline on record, is seen as bullish, because this crushed yields (and interest rate hike / cut expectations)
if the economy is so weak, then the Fed will not hike November 1, and will cut in May / June 2024
yields fell sharply, making dollar fall sharply - when both yields and dollar fall sharply following a prolonged sell-off / minor correction, we see huge rallies

>>55972336
because we're buying in on the uptrend and making money while you sit there scratching your head never making a move lol?

seethe at nvda

>>55972267
Define short

>>55972358
The whole thing a few years ago. I'm not a NEET anymore

>>55972357
Politicians in general do this. They have all the money, and underage kids to fuck that they could ever dream of. So the only thing they have left is leaving a legacy. That's why they slap their name on everything. It's narcissism.

>>55972267
Have i won anything?

>>55972364
5'X"

>>55972295
I'm retarded, for some reason I thought you were shorting
>>55972313
I'm almost in the green on my lil SAVE position

>>55972267
I wish i had never got involved with that.

>>55972375
Oof

uh, the fuck is going on?

>>55972372
Jesus Christ, which absolutely seething used up roastie made this?

What a short opportunity I wish I had money

>>55972343
I'm not the type of guy to repost my shill campaigns. Check the archive if you want the details.
Let me know if you have any specific questions regarding the thesis, however.

I hate tech companies so much it's unreal.

>>55972399
Weak US economy and the stock prices is not about the stocks anymore, but PURELY about fiscal policy and money printing.

People on /smg/ didn't seriously think that the NVDA price drop over the last few days was anything other than a minor correction on the way up did they? You understand that their profits are still growing and that literally dozens of analysts with far more expertise than any of you have universally raised their price targets right? Nobody here is seriously delusional enough to believe that they're smarter than dozens of the most important financial firms in the world are they?

>>55972332
This card is too forgiving. Short should be a bingo on it's own, ditto the yearly income and it should be 100k minimum

>>55972404
It’s a great opportunity to LOSE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY. AAAAAAHHHH IM DOWN 90% PLEASE DEAR GOD DUMP

>>55972202
I'm looking at the other side of the trade from the puts Bobo bought yesterday. He is very much not okay, down -20% in one fucking day, 79 days left on the puts. They are now at a 12% chance of probability, down from 18% probability chance yesterday. Better luck next time, bobros.

>>55972409
This, but you can't put the Dschinn back into the bottle. Normies have swarmed the internet and so have advertisers and but brain-rot, trying to sell stuff to and dumb down the normie cattle.

>>55972416
It’s more for the ethical posturing of being a lite-Luddite

>>55972429
>but brain-rot
*big brain-rot, like social media, tik tok and stuff

>>55972416
The day after earnings I said it was merely profit taking and I got insulted by some pretty smug bobos

We about to double top harder than Michael Jackson at his own kids birthday party.

>FOKUS 3 – US – Konjunkturdaten beflügeln Börsen
19:00
>Zahl der offenen Stellen in USA fällt überraschend stark

>Anleger spekulieren erneut auf baldiges Ende der Zinserhöhungen

What a bizarre headline:
>US economic (boom)data spurs/gives wings to the markets

>Number of job openings surprisingly drops heavy

>blabla speculation about end of rate hikes

SHITDATA IS MOOOOOOON, lol

>>55972416
The way up to what?

>>55972364
according to /fit/ anything under 6'3"

>>55972416
>In a research report dated Jan. 26, 2001, analysts Robert Winters and Robert Franson reported initiating shares of Enron with an “attractive” rating and slapped a $98 one-year price target on the then-$79¾ stock (yes, this was at the tail end of the fractional pricing days).
Sometimes (most of the time) price target analysts are retarded. The entire industry is built upon "Give us favorable numbers, or we'll find someone else, who will give us favorable numbers."
>Up to the very end, and even afterward, analysts charged with knowing Bear’s business intimately were largely sanguine on the bank’s ability to ride out the credit crisis.
>Some even thought Bear shares could rise above $90 per share. That’s far above the price of $2 per share that JPMorgan Chase & Co agreed on Sunday to pay for the 85-year-old firm.
>As of March 13, the day before Bear revealed its stricken state, among 15 analysts surveyed by StarMine Corp, a unit of Reuters, five rated Bear “buy” or the equivalent, while 10 rated it “hold.” None rated it “sell.”
They are all retarded, and are all crooks

kek I'm going to invest in pfizer as a thank you for killing the right people.

>>55972302

i see bobo is salty and cried to the janny
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>>55972173
Digits and NVDA hits 2k before Christmas also somebears take the easy way out

>>55972399
Same old bs. Mumu’s actually believe the FED is going to CUT - i repeat CUT - interest rates and begin money printing becos economy bad

>>55972416
NVDA is TSLA now so I will go ahead and ignore it

>>55972468
Unfortunately the "right people" are going to drag you down with them.

Unless bobo is the janny
oh i think you've been found out, tranny janny

>>55972482
Roll

>>55972491
NVDA was TSLA before TSLA was TSLA

>>55972426

Buy his puts guys

friendly reminder that F.E.D. posters can be safely ignored

I hope SVXY gets fucking gutted

I can wait them out.

>>55972299
>being this mad the fed is doing their jobs
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>55972502
Looks like his account needs to be put down

Powell is so much focusing on
>SOFT LANDING
that he risks stagflation

>>55972416
I eat a lot of shrooms I’m pretty sure I have controlled psychosis which gives me psychic abilities

I just sold my only long position, PYPL, for a reasonable profit.

>>55972482
anon please, this is a place of business

>>55972502
How did you know that was my strike

>>55972502

Biden blast

In 437 puts

Looking for a dip back to 450 to flip

CPI data on thursday.
Discuss.

Oh hello Rumble and Fubo. Log back in and see a decent day turning out.

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>>55972516
What? Yeah, monetary policy is "working" - it's destroying demand, destroying the economy - and it's not done yet; 12-18 month lags.
That's the whole point of the Fed hiking cycle, to disrupt the economy, crush demand, bring unemployment back up to maximum employment levels minimum
We are seeing the economy collapse at the fastest pace on record, while prices are continuing to go up. This is stagflation, and this is something that we should all be angry about, that the Fed is failing to do their job. That the Fed cares more about public image and whether they are liked or not, than to stop inflation, stop stagflation
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
>+0.79% MoM inflation
PLUS
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
What do you call that? Inflation moving (sharply) higher, while economic activity sharply contracts?
S T A G F L A T I O N
>stagflation (noun): persistent high inflation combined with high unemployment and stagnant demand in a country's economy.

Yamero

I mentioned a week or two ago that a batch of copywriters at my job got replaced by chatgpt. Same place just let go of around 4 social media managers after they picked up the slack of writing their own campaigns and allegedly the marketing strategists and designers are next. Is anyone else's jobs going through a flurry of layoffs?

>>55972403
Can’t find it. Oh well, I’ll take your word for it and dump a couple grand into SAVE.

Based Bulls

kek bobo

>>55972599
Haunted pussy right there

Biggest 2Y yield fall since May 30th

>>55972605
well much like the haunted mansion there's always room for one more

>>55972599
thems breeding hips

>>55972587
I apologize. SAVE is probably harder to search than your average ticker symbol.
Here's the post: >>55863557

>>55972550
>Biden blast

>>55972578
US "reshoring" is also partially responsible for the inflation.

>>55972599
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>>55972198
1PBID bull glowies please kill yourselves, no one is buying your propaganda

>>55972632
I was gonna buy some calls
But I got high

>>55972360
>the fed will not hike
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>55972360
>horrible JOLTS data, the worst decline on record
Does it take into account the half million homeless jobless orcs coming across our southern border every month? It would be a tiny bit dishonest if it didn't.

>>55972416
Charles Schwab gives NVDA a 'D' rating. They don't buy into the virtue-signalling industry bullshit and neither do I.

slurping MMM
slurping AVGO
slurping SNPS

>>55972659
>the fed will not hike
Yes. That is the expectation. It is priced at only 13.5% (fallen from 22% yesterday) chance right now for September, November the odds went from 37.8% to 49.8% no hike

>>55972646
I was gonna buy some HIGH
But I got a call

>>55972617
It’s just gone my man. Just suck it up and repost it

>>55972625
If you're referring to the CHIPS Act, no money has been disbursed yet. Nada. Zero. It's a nothingburger.

>>55972632
>saying the fed is doing their jobs is being bullish
Yeah, on the continued dominance of the USD and US economy. Doesn't mean there won't be a correction and I'm bearish on the short to mid term, I'm just not some schizo permadoomer praying for something to happen in two more weeks(!) because I've got little else to live for.

>>55972669
>inb4 the earplug settlement goes out the window and MMM falls back to $80 a share

>>55972669
based fellow slurper

>>55972693
priced in

>>55972173
This environment resembles 1987 & 2007 so much right now...
>U.S. bank downgrades.
>Hong Kong Unsold homes highest since 07.
>Hong Kong Prime rate highest since 07.
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>U.S. , UK,HK, Mexico Israel... Treasury yields highest since 07
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
> U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>A melt-up +50%. Had the two longest winning streaks in history for the $DJIA which are now tied with this past months DJIA run.
>A Pre- Election year.
>Major WGA/DGA Strikes.
>Car loan companies like Ally and Equifax taking heavy losses
>Companies like Zillow now offering 1% down payments
>Evergrande and Chinese shadow bank fell apart

Bros I don't think we will be ok when October rolls around this year...

>>55972482
geez when i covered shorts yesterday due to uncertain flow of the cauldron goo I did not read mega lmao pump to the stars day
calculator best stock trader and best girl

>>55972667
BASED SCHWAB

>>55972672
They went from 50 to 75 then back down to 50 to 25 and now doing 12.5 with 25 bps/2 mths. You’re welcome

>>55972672
It's literally only the expectation because a bunch of authors wrote articles about it. Jerome and the FED has made it very clear that they intend to hike rates until at the very least the end of the year. We dumping or doing some tard ATH

No 4500 for you.

>>55972222
Please be smart about it. I got burnt a number of times chasing premium when instead I should have chose comfy stocks that I would be happy to get at a lower price.

>>55972689
>I'm bearish on the short to mid term
So is the put/call ratio on every damn stock you can think of. It looks like shit for the rest of the year, so hang on.

>>55972709
You keep copypasting this and hoping nobody will notice. Stop that.

Bros why the fuck are markets pumping so much right now, my puts are getting heemed, fuck

>>55972660
>half million
lol, its going to be more like 10-20 million (with an m) before everything is said and done. I just went to the Subway down the street from my office to get a sandwich and the owner's got this fucking border jumper helping her who can't speak any english. She's literally got to point at all the fucking meats and vegetables and shit cause this broad can't speak a word of English. Yet somehow she's got a job while we got all these niggers living on welfare or getting 3 sqaures and a cot in prison and shit.

>>55972727
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good job bobo

>>55972725
>FED
see >>55972505
pause September, raise November, is the base case, and is line with the Fed's forward guidance
cutting May/June 2024 is not the base case, and is market expecting that the economy will be so weak, so shit by then, that the Fed will be forced to cut - and this is not what the Fed has been saying (I agree)

>>55972731
Kek WFH fags actually thought it was going to last.

>>55972731
Who on earth besides the CEO's brat daughter still expects to be paid while at home?

>>55972731
see
>>55972299
go look at yields, look at the 10yr, the 2yr - they got absolutely crushed (due to shit JOLTS, worst on record)

>>55972731
Why do you not cut losses before heemage?

>>55972709
You're a dumb fucking gorilla nigger

>>55972734
You really ought to call the INS, just for form's sake. Someone at some level may still feel the need to pretend to do their job.

>>55972685
I'm referring to the existing tariffs on Chinese goods

>>55972709
>that article about the vulture collapse in India
Why do poos just stay losing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_vulture_crisis

>>55972786
This bush-league racism will surely make me believe you over him

>>55972734
Based business owner not tolerating whiny American labor.

>>55972734
Then these fuckers are going to come in here and have anchor babies, then get put up in free housing. They'll have a picture of Joe Biden on the wall and they'll point to it and say to their children we are only in America because of that man, vote Democrat for the rest of your life and they fucking will.

>>55972811
Aya the faggot who fucls goods and can't even keep his bloodline pure

>>55972731
google came out with some gay shit that faggots are opening their bussis over

>>55972791
I live in a communist shithole (ie. sanctuary state), they ain't gonna do shit.

>>55972811
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COME TO THIS COUNTRY LIKE MY ANCESTORS DID! Y-Y-YOU JUST CAN'T!
Mexicans are Based and you are cringe.

>>55972832
Makes one speculate how long the government can violate its own laws in broad daylight before something breaks.

>>55972866
They're breaking the law. They're felons under Federal law. So is the President. So is Mayorkas. So is every sanctuary politician. FELONS. FEDERAL FELONS. This is not like not paying your parking tickets bro.

But llap

>>55972482
rollan

>>55972299
Oh boy, I can't wait for September and October to roll around...

>>55972482
Rolling for Rumble

>>55972866
My fiance is an immigrant. I have no problem with legal immigration, I got a problem with the illegals, and my fucking tax dollars going to support them when it could go to support our veterans who went overseas for this country and came back completely fucked up. You're fucking missing the point.

>>55972880
Oh shut up retard, if it wasn't for their cheap labor half the US economy wouldn't work. That's why it's allowed in the first fuckin' place and why they have representation even if that representation is also an illegal.

>>55972909
Absolutely untrue faggot

>>55972903
Got a problem with illegals until it comes time for the harvesting season and you need a few million of them on demand. I do agree there needs to be a way for them to pay taxes before they gain legal status without them ending up in prison for trying to do it or they never will.

>>55972920
Baggie stop mobile posting to try and win an internet argument from another ID

>>55972929
Ship them in during harvesting season and then ship them out. Israel does this well

>>55972866
Fuck off ese

>BLOWME TOP

Bear bros... wtf happened? What fucking news came out?

>>55972965
Worst news in a long time

>>55972929
>harvest season
when was the last time you bought produce? we fucking import almost everything these days anyways. Maybe the solution is instead of teaching our daughters useless shit like CRT and that men can use their restrooms we could teach them useful shit, like what fruit to pick in what season, how to clean a house and cook a decent meal.

I bought SPY puts ;)

>>55972946
the US does that already via it's H-2A program

>>55972909
This, they ship them in mass for picking season then ICE ships them back. You are never going to find enough Americans to pick fruit for such low wages. Americans don't want to pick fruit. The government and police are completely in on this lol

Shit i go to cook breakfast get back and fed schizo is back. my day is ruined.

as a retarded europoo, is there anywhere I can buy 0dte options for SPY? And if not, for EU indexes?

>>55973032
They just started offering 0dte for Euro Stoxx 50

Right shoulder of the head and shoulders, inside of the double top.

>>55972416
Yes the emperor has nice new clothes.

Hedgies back from lunch yet?

>>55973025
I just get tired of people shitting on immigrants when that's what the fuckin' country was and still is built on. Not even getting into the fact that mexicans are culturally conservative as a rule and very often end up serving in the military for citizenship and voting red straight down the ballot every fucking time until the day they die. Si se fuckin' puede treat 'em like people instead of livestock.

>>55972454
Yid reveling about what ((they)) did to michael

>>55973078
>I just get tired of people shitting on immigrants when that's what the fuckin' country was and still is built on
Muh anachronistic platitude plea to emotion kys

>>55973029
>Doesn't even turn the microwave fan on

>>55973068
head and shoulders inside of the double top inside of an even bigger double top

>>55973078

holy fucking dumb cuntpilled

>>55973078
Successful north american immigration was based around skilled western europeans. It was not about mass importation of the third world hordes.

JANNIES the Amerimutts are arguing off-topic again. Do something, I'm not paying your wages for nothing.

>>55973078
>treat 'em like people instead of livestock
Finally we agree, lets put them in jail for their crimes instead of the fields.

>>55973098
>third world hordes
Those are honest Biden voters, chud.

>>55972482
Rolling for Geo Mancer

>>55973078
Those immigrants came from the pinnacles of civilization and recreated it here without the yolk of monarchy, you shitskins come from the stone age and are recreating it here. If you think we are all the same you drank the liberal kool aid lies.

AAAAAAAAAH BULL COMING FOR ME

https://youtu.be/JFfspfsc-eg?si=FysI5vbcxC8MBSvv&t=59

>>55973106
blow me

Insanely ironclad resistance right now. We ain't going higher today or this week for that matter.

>>55972482
roll

>>55973068
>>55973092
Looks like neck line is broken chuds.

>Kamela Harris speaking
SELL SELL SELL

>>55973129
>yolk
Are you a speech-to-text boomer or an esl?

SHORT HOLLYWOOD

>>55973129
>recreated it here without the yolk of monarchy
They were trash heretics who fled our rightful persecution. They created a haven for all breeds of insane heretics and 400 years later they go around the world either to tell us that Jesus went to Utah, to prostrate ourselves before the chosen ones or that we should castrate our children.
>yolk
Yoke, and these faggots pushed their antimonarchist faggotry and now we live in a hell world where pharmaceutical companies can pay off the popularity contest winners in office to force us to inject ourselves with their deadly concoctions. The Mayflower and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.

>>55972482
Rolling for chemist cutie

>>55972529
It's a risk he's willing to take for ((them)). Sayaniming is hard.

>>55973170
Egg enthusiast

>>55972482
Priest or Archer
Kight and Oracle also ok

Can someone not retarded explain the reason behind the dxy dump?

>Biden talking up the inflation reduction act
just fade me bro

Good god this thread went to shit. See you in an hour.

>>55973212
Based.

>>55973218
uh equities poomp = bad for DXY
idk

>>55973218
job openings number came out today and it was lower than expected, signaling that the labor market is cooling, and that the fed may not need to keep rates higher for longer, which would weaken the dollar

>>55973057
Yeah I saw that, and in the info pdf they listed stats on US options which made me wholly confoosed

>Biden taking credit for Trumps insulin price cap that Biden reversed his first day in office
I hate democrats so fucking much.

>>55972482
c'mon Time Mage

>>55973218
Supply and demand.

I'm literally on fire. Total heat death.
It's not looking good bobros

>>55973250
That makes sense but in the long run will prove to be retarded.

>>55973266
Why's trump doing some socialist shit that a democrat would take credit for?

I'm getting blown the fuck out on Lockheed.

>Cathie Wood-Led ARKK Flies Higher Within A Confirmed Bull Cycle: This ETF Offers A 200% Return
200% return! who wouldn't want that
haha

>>55973284
The number of people that don't know what happens when unemployment reaches record lows is too damn high.

>>55973299
did
like 7 years ago.

>>55973305
Solid ___ signal

>>55972482
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
yes, I made monies today

>>55972533
How would you have managed to do that? Paypal is literally at the lowest it's ever been since pre pandemic.

>>55973281
I think what he's really asking is whether you can explain why demand has fallen?

>>55972482
roll

>>55973323
>literally
zoom in
By buying low and selling ever so slightly less low

>>55973319
semitic

My net worth hit $100,000 today, and I'm still a khv.

i bought calls on chewy, wish me luck, dogbros

>>55973326
Interest rates.

Hello everyone, who’s ready for 4 months of red lines?

>>55973218
>You don't want this money ? You'd rather have imaginary shares of NVDA ? Okay bro.

No clue.

>>55973342
>$100,000
Now adjust for inflation

i just slept 2,5 hours and skipped all the crabing, get fucked kikes

>>55973351
bout tree fidy

>>55972482
rolling

BOIL pullin' back up, got to do a *little* slurpin' to add to previous holding. Imagine being a NO BOIL NIGGER. You could have gotten a little in the low 58s. Hopefully there will be a chance even lower in the days ahead, no telling what this hurricane will do.

>>55973319
FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdoCQn_Tjac

>>55973351
I've been priced out of my favorite microwave meals. All I can afford anymore are frozen pierogies

The market won't crash until I buy, and I'm not buying. You're welcome.

>>55973342
khv? Koi Herpes Virus? I didn't know fish could get herpes, but today I learned.

>>55973078
>I just get tired of people shitting on immigrants when that's what the fuckin' country was and still is built on. Not even getting into the fact that mexicans are culturally conservative as a rule and very often end up serving in the military for citizenship and voting red straight down the ballot every fucking time until the day they die. Si se fuckin' puede treat 'em like people instead of livestock.

>>55973212
Good deal. My life has improved significantly since I started eating four eggs per day. My dinner is invariably four eggs and something on the side. Now I'm thinking about whether I should enter long here or wait. The cauldron is bubbling.

>>55973351

>2000 -200,000
>1990 -400,000
>1950-1.2m

>wheat futures dipping to fresh lows
>didn't get to slurp

>>55973336
I guess you and I have a different definition of "reasonable profit". What's the point of going long into a company you apparently don't believe in at all?

KWEB is the most bullish chart i've seen in a long time

>>55973420
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55973442
Must be the only chart you've looked at in months.

>>55973414
you should Not definitely eat 4 eggs a day unless you are aiming to have a heart attack before 50's. more like one egg a month at max

>>55973078
>Si se fuckin' puede
lol tienes que regresar.

8 minutes until the dump begins

>>55973342
My net worth is around -$40,000 and I've had back to back girlfriends since 18 and countless hook-ups. Currently dating a Columbia Law School graduate and living in her penthouse.

>>55973430
>hurr durr I'm dumb
I believe it will go higher, I just don't believe it will do so in a straight line. +2.83% in the time of two sessions is reasonable, it annualises to +3293%. Always maximise the slope of your trades.

>>55973461
>CSCO already started

>>55973459
I will eat six per day and live to 110 because fuck you

>>55973461
Please, I hope
I was in a buying mood today, my day is ruined

>>55973129
We had the Aztec empire, maybe we wouldnt have had problems in this country if you faggots didn't enslave nigger and bring them over here

>>55973459
>>55973487
if you just eat the egg whites you'll be fine. The yolk have a lot of cholesterol. like a lot lot

>>55973414
>4
>anime poster
yea makes sense

>>55973498
You got conquered by Spaniards, stop blaming other empires for your hilariously bad and meaningless history

>>55973078
Lol nacho nigger. Go back. You are incompatible with human civilization.

>>55973342
kick ass, BLESSED regardless and maybe even BLESSED more than you realize. If you focus on the negative aspects, you'll see them.

>>55973420
I wanna kms

i just scalped $100 ama

>>55973487
whatever =D did you know you can visually see the cholesterol floating on your blood if you pour your blood on a tube with that diet, egg-man :) human blood becomes very muddy in high fat and or high cholesterol like egg-diets it does not flow properly

>>55973461
nasdaq is short signal by algoerithms and spy closed longs

>>55973513
>wow this guy eats soooooo many eggs

I wouldn’t get too bullish yet, more economic data tomorrow morning

>>55973474
That seems like an awful strategy and is bound to ruin your average sooner or later. Just hold and DCA when it dips, like a normal person and then start selling when it's actually worth selling.

>– Ein weißer Ex-Manager von Morgan Stanley hat die US-Großbank unter dem Vorwurf der Diskriminierung im Zusammenhang mit Diversifizierungs-Bemühungen verklagt. Kevin Meyersburg

Kevin Meyersburg sues Morgan Stanley cause he was fired due to discrimination

Be straight with me /biz, I know this isn't /pol, but you can say it to me, is Meyersburg white?

>>55973546
head shoulders... knees and toes

>>55973518
>conquered
Small pox kinda nerfed us ngl

>>55973455
I wish i stare at charts all day

>open market
>still mercilessly green
>close and go back to trying to find whores on snapchat

>>55973561
Apparently not profitably

>>55973554
Morgan Stanley is like the only 'good' bank left.

>>55973546
Jesus put more money in

>>55973556
KNEES AND TOES
HEEEEEAAAAD SHOULDERS MU'S AND BO'S MU'S AND BO'S

Nvidia shooting star

>>55973558
Be a better civilization next time

>>55973580
;)

>>55973582
We're currently conquering your civilization :)

>>55973581

>>55973571
I've been making $5000/month risk free in t-bills I need something good to get me out of them. China checks a lot of boxes, technically, fundamentally, valuation, oversold, short covering, etc. Above $30 i'm in

>>55973588
>conquering
>civilization
and here's why that's a good thing

>>55973088
>>55973097
>>55973098
>>55973107
>>55973129
>>55973412
>>55973519
that's why biden dunked on you scumfuck blacked cucks lol

>>55973581

>>55973553
I'm up +300% YTD and most of my gains were achieved swinging things that weren't actually moving. You can learn something. Like I said, maximise the slope of your trades.

>>55973590
>shooting star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eM9-8EeTE

>>55973598
It's a perpetual crab. If you're going to swing it, look for the bottoms, not some bullshit momentum breakout that the "chart" says because Xi made some vague allusion to stimulus or solutions for their housing crisis and stagnant economy, or whatever the pump of the month may be. It's going nowhere. There is no fix for China.

>>55973460
Una de mis canciones favoritas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYVDb2xpNM

question for the option sellers ITT, I sold to open 30dte puts yesterday that are now +35% today with the intention of selling more throughout the next 30 days (preferably on red days). My question is would you buy to close now and take the +35% gain and then wait to enter a new position on the next decent red day? Or would you keep the position open and then scale in more later? Or would you sell more even on green days like today even though the premium is greatly diminished because of the upwards heem today? What do?

>>55973632
I'm not some little pussy robinhood meme trader. I will buy a couple thousand shares and hold them for a year to hit the 1y cap gains threshold. That's why I missed out on this rally all year, the t-bills have been too good I couldn't bring myself to get out

>>55973670
35% is pretty good. I'd probably sell. If next month is as shitty as it has been historically you'll have plenty of red days to sell more puts. Hell, with all the pumping today you'll probably have a chance in the next day or two.

>>55973546

>>55973670
also GDP data tomorrow premarket... are they drifting the market up so that GDP can bring it back down? or is GDP going to giga heem bobos tomorrow if today didn't already?

Folks, this is Bidenomics at work

>>55973598
t-bills are 5% annually right now. If you make 5k a month you'd have to be a millionaire already, so why would you give a shit about some stupid risk plays anyway?

>>55973632
shanghai index is doing fine china is fine as always. past decade every year there is a "housing crisis" in china. that's normal. china will be biggest economy soon and that's fine. russia is the problem nation in world stage, not china.

indian s&p pajeet index bse is actually going crazy it's best performing country past 20 years lol

european indecies are lacking. like you cannot base economic growth on illiterate muslim african or middle-eastern immigrants who have average iq of 80 (according to multiple studies). obviously they will drag any country down to shithole eventually. that is why some hilarious countries like spain is starting overperforming uk and france

So we simply erased the last weeks losses on the worst jobs data in 2 years. Hmmm

>>55973677
is investing your expected capital gains taxes on a small cap a smart way to avoid taxes? if it fails you get a write off, if it moons you profit?

>>55972336
>why are people okay with this level of manipulation

>>55972194
Oh no China will crash for the 3065th time on this year we gotta prepare!!!

>>55972336
we are all in on it sweaty.

>>55973721
Yes welcome to the last 3 years, bad economic data is bullish for stocks because the Fed will be dovish, stong economic data is bad for stocks because the Fed will he Hawkish.

>>55973721
Most would say bad news is good news for beating inflation, I say pump and dump

There's so much economic data this week brooooos.

>>55972709
China will stay up, their debt is internal and the problems with Evergrande where from local goverments, the Central goverment is completely fine

>>55973763
Jokes on you I’m not vegan

>>55973728
No always keep enough cash to cover your taxes/margin. Rule #1 is don't go busto, that should always be your main goal. Don't go busto or leave any way at all for you to go busto. Taking a loss or missing out is always way better than going busto. I have gone busto many times trust me

>>55973750
>stong economic data is bad for stocks because
>

>VTV finally green for the first time in weeks

this green market is fucking bullshit
what do i do with all the cash i'm sitting on now
fuck interest rates and mumus and JPow too
fake ass market
also i'm up like 7k today but whatev, not the point
thanks for reading my blog

I'm jewish trust everything that I say

>>55973830
>>55973830
>>55973830

>>55973706
>35% is pretty good
it is but then i will have to wait to sell more or move the strike price up to get a decent premium up here which is risky. These puts are cash secured and its only like 20% of my cash on the line should these go ITT and I have to buy the shares, and they are quite far OTM so I'm conflicted on whether I should keep them open since they are now 10 delta options. The fake and gay probabilities are on my side at this moment. But 35%-40% in a day is breddy gud

>>55973750

You know that the last good jobs report, the other one 4 weeks bullshit you burgers got always implicated hot market, and we pumped?

>>55973588
Suatting in my country and making everything you touch turn to shit isn't conquering.

>>55973677
There's no need to larp as a richfag bro, it's embarrassing for the rest of us and adds no real credibility to your post. Besides, DXY is down 5% since last year and inflation is similar so you'd have actually lost money on those t-bills in real terms, were it true. T-bills are also pretty tax-inefficient. Something to think about, at least.
Back to KWEB... It's self beclowning to hype up technical on a chart and then flip and talk about how you're actually focused towards the long term. If you missed out on the rally entirely, it's because you don't understand basic portfolio management concepts like rebalancing.

>>55973718
None of China's apparent economic success and massive GDP growth has ever translated to much long term stock market appreciation. I have investments in China but it's a stock-pickers market. Buying and holding KWEB is retarded, for multiple reasons. At least it's not the leveraged version, I suppose.

>>55973474
>maximise the slope of your trades
What does this mean and how does one do so?

>>55973840
Yeah, I think anything in the 40%-ish profit range on sold puts or calls is worth closing out personally. I bought back some CCs a couple of weeks ago at about 65% profit but I was just being greedy + didn't want to spend that much of my available cash.

>>55973533
Tell the story, here at the camp fire.

>>55973521
thanks anon, maybe you're right

>>55974031
As someone who divorced years ago, the scars that can come from women can be far worse than the benefits. You only make yourself miserable by focusing on negatives and comparing yourself to others with the idea that they are/have "better". Each of us has our own blessings and curses. *COUNT BLESSINGS* and you will see them.

>>55973459
like this guy says >>55973507

just eat the whites. i boil and eat 2 every day, then throw the yolks outside for the birds to eat.

>>55973941
You look at something that you want to buy because you consider it kinda low, then you see it dip more than expected so you buy. If you're not wrong about it already being low and it just dipped then hopefully you won't have to wait long before it bounces back up a bit, depending on the asset type it could be anything from 2% to 10%. So after a few days when your position reaches a gain in that range or reaches an expected level you sell for a modest profit and you wait for it to go back down, which maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

So the idea is to get in low to put the odds on your side that it won't go far in the wrong direction, then take the first opportunity to get out with a modest profit. If you secure a +2% profit in two days, it might seem like not much, but if you draw a line on the chart between where in price and time you bought and where you sold, then you'll see that when you zoom out if you extend the line it goes up much much more steeply than the price can do over the longer term. So either you get in and out with a high slope, or if you go red for a while you baghold until you're green again and then you dump your bags at any point.

This graph shows my oil trades in May and June, my timing wasn't amazing, it never is, but with a bit of leverage (about 3x) that still doubled the size of my portfolio, even though that's when the price wasn't even going up.

>>55973129
>the pinnacles of civilization
Then why did they leave
Racist trash like you are all the same, weak reasoning and low IQ, you deserve to be taken over by brown people