/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

permanent bobo death, check em

>cum on bobos

This BLACK MAN is a genius and far better trader compared to most of you NIGGERS.

How the fuck are bears still gloating? Everything you say turns out to be permadoomer nonsense that doesn't come true, what's the fucking point? Don't you get tired of being cynical speculating faggots betting against your own success?

if it breaks through 444 it gets above HVL and a huge call wall. You know what that means

If I was a bear i'd be shitting myself

>>55963313
Isnt that the mayor of chicago?

I don't know if I can stay 100% cash for much longer

i saw an ad today for pet medical expense financing
wtf is wrong with people

Reminder that everything is still set for the new bull cycle

>>55963045
>>55963045
>>55963045

>>55963333
Checked and kekked
>>55963314
How the fuck are bulls still gloating? Everything you say turns out to be permabloomer nonsense that doesn't come true, what's the fucking point? Don't you get tired of being delusionally optimistic speculating faggots betting against the Fed's success?
>it goes both ways like it always has

>>55963343
Things were fucked since Domino's started advertising pizza financing

>>55963313
Link to his channel?

>>55963343
Pet insurance isn't a bad idea if you give a shit about your animals and aren't going to just old yeller them as soon as they have some kind of major issue. Dominos financing pizzas is a sign of the end times.

>>55963361
on the contrary i think it's selfish to prolong an animal's suffering with ultimately pointless treatments

>>55963373
everything is ultimately pointless, that's why i buy highly leveraged shitposts of financial products

>>55963337
BOIL is heading back down from the $67 it reached this morning, and has touched back into the sub $61s. Keep an eye out for maybe even better pricing to jump on, maybe even well into the $50s. Buy in small and save plenty of free capital for averaging down, then sell the next little/decent/good rip after.
>>55963360
Just search "options trading for beginners" is how I ran up on him. I've actually picked up a few well worthwhile nuggets.

>>55963361
I think it's great. You've got these poor people who will order a bunch of pizzas and be able to eat even though they had no money. So they get to eat, and dominoes sells more pizzas. If dominoes required them to pay for the whole order up front they'd have to order less, or not get anything at all. It's a win/win if you ask me.

>>55963354
>>55963045
The answer will always 100% be Fidelity or Schwab
I have no fucking idea why you retards still use robinhood

>>55963360
Don't even bother these channels never post their balance sheets its all hype for clicks. Oh, and that will be $100/month for a discord subscription

>>55963399
Because it is easy to use

>>55963400
>never post their balance sheets
Doesn't matter if they did post them, they're promoting a broker who supplies them multiple accounts and they make multiple trades and post winners.

>>55963412
>Because it is easy to use
that implies somehow fidelity is hard to use and im struggling to see how

The market owes me money

RUN FOR THE HILLS
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
WE'RE ALL FINANCIALLY RUINED
I'M GRABBING A LEAN HOG AND GETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
ONLY LEAN HOGS CAN SAVE ME NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55963417
I can't make an account on fidelity but I can try schwab

>>55963430
>I can't make an account on fidelity
how
was it whites only and I wasn't aware or something

>>55963412
The only thing that makes sense to use robinhood for is if you don't have a big enough portfolio to get options approval on a real broker. Even then they're known for fucking people when things get hectic and their premiums are generally pretty shit compared to what you could find elsewhere as a poor tax.
>>55963392
Wouldn't it make more sense to get a job working at dominos instead of going into debt buying their pizza? Pretty sure they'd even get free food on their shift and a discount otherwise.

What are these candles?

AAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>55963440
I don't think you can open a fidelity account if you're not a US citizen but can if you're on schwab.

>>55963450
you mean the red ones? they are scented with retail tears

WTF??

>>55963400
He posted a tour of his really nice new house but keeps it modest for his level, preaching live on less than you have (his net worth is over 2 mil), you salty jealous NIGGER!

This fuckin market, holy shit, show this some hard working normie and explain to him this is what the rich people do to print money out of thin air.

rug status: activated

Mega AI's healing

>>55963450
Still not enough volatility. 0.3% intraday is fucking YAWN

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????
WHAT'S HAPPENING????????
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55963458
literally me

>>55963442
My old job had fidelity retirement accounts for us. The account was tied to my old work email. I was like 20-21 yr old

I tried to make a brokerage account with fidelity but they won't let me in without confirmation using my old job email. Since on there end I still have an account with them

I spoke to my old job and that email has been erased and there is no way to access it. I'm 29 now I tried to make the fidelity account months ago

I'm not good at explaining things I hope that makes sense

>>55963458
Wtf he's like like me

>>55963458
what kind of footwear would look good with that fit?

>>55963489
>>55963487
Well, you can now apply as models for Balenciaga

>>55963458
Stop doxxing me fucking glowie

>>55963488
If you go to one of their offices and explain the situation they can work with you and still get the account setup, just need someone on the back end to merge your old account to a new one and they can only do that if you can prove who you are which they prefer to do in-person when there's conflicts like this.

>>55963333
Lel
Diabetes shadow havin mf.
This dude can't stay away from sweets how's he gonna pick good trades.

>>55963497
New Balance and you know that

>>55963497
Stop it, I'm already laughing because of these 2
>>55963487
>>55963489'

probably sneaker, but I don't like sneakers, only with shorts.

>>55963442
>Wouldn't it make more sense to get a job working at dominos instead of going into debt buying their pizza?
If they got a job working at dominoes it would cut into their gibs, so no it doesn't make more sense to get a job working there, fucking retard.

>>55963399
>>>55963045


I like tasty trade. Only problem is spreads, selling options. I still use RH for spreads. Its just too easy there.

>>55963515
i was thinking something in a boot

>>55963503
Seems Iike a lot of work. I'll just go to Schwab
Ty for he help anons

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hKZDJxhrbTU

>>55963356
No like, unironically, every single thing that bears have said would lead to MUH GLOBAL COLLAPSE hasn't. Not just since 2020, since forever. The bull thesis has only ever been correct if you live in the US/participate in the US stock market. The shortsighted doombear bullshit is just tiresome. You faggots know the market would go up even more if you weren't constantly speculating to the negative side, right???

>>55963537
>No like, unironically, every single thing that bears have said would lead to MUH GLOBAL COLLAPSE hasn't. Not just since 2020, since forever. The bull thesis has only ever been correct if you live in the US/participate in the US stock market. The shortsighted doombear bullshit is just tiresome. You faggots know the market would go up even more if you weren't constantly speculating to the negative side, right???

>>55963537
Shorting and losing would drive the market up just the same as buying long, assuming the premiums you lose are reinvested by the options seller.

I solded covered/cash secured options today

>>55963537
>Bulls have been correct since forever
>Forever for the zoomie is since 2009
Shits gonna be fun kek

>>55963537
It’s always been that way, the market goes up you see and it takes big balls and bigger luck to make that 10,000% OTM put play

OnlyFans IPO when?

>>55963537
Do you like flowers ?

FX chads assemble, which way is DXY going to break?

>>55963556
It's a good day for that if they expire soon. Kind of ballsy with the next few months coming up.

MUMU AND BOBO FRIENDS FOREVER

https://youtu.be/JFfspfsc-eg?si=Khy6Xtc-Q6i8ygSJ

>>55963556
kick ass, may they end in BLESSED (already begun in it thanks to those PREMIUMS).

>>55963527
No problem, Schwab isn't a terrible broker either so it's really preference as to which you go with.
>>55963518
I mean yeah but they'd still get food stamps and if they had a kid they'd get even more help and still get free/cheap food from work. Hell that's income right there trading the stamps since food needs are already met with the pizza.
>>55963537
Tell me you don't understand yields without telling me you don't understand yields. If we're lucky it'll just be a correction and bounce off the low 3000's in SPX, all the liquidity is at 3500 or below anymore so that's not just me saying it it's the market too. The world isn't ending but the clown has a few last kicks to the nuts to get in before he dies.

>>55963577
Ironically this
>>55963458
looks like from >>55963577

Fuckin recycling of fashion once again.

Alright boys, suggest me the most interesting part-time job I can do, preferably less on the physical side and potentially minimal human interaction.

>>55963592
I feel dumb. I was able to make a fidelity brokerage account using their app.

Every time I have been I've been denied in the past it was on their desktop site. Never tried on mobile. Or I guess they purged my old account

Guess I'm a fidelity nigger now

>>55963603
selling Pokemon cards online

so what caused the high volume dildos 20 minutes ago ?

OH NO!
OH NO NO NO!
NOT LIKE THIS!
MAKE IT STOP! GOD! PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
THIS ISN"T REAL!
MOTHER! OH GOD! MOTHER!
BLOOD! BLOOD!

>>55963557
Yep once again faggot bears completely fail to comprehend timeframes that continuously prove them wrong

>>55963592
HAHAHAHAHA oh shit they're even talking about MUH YIELDS again hahahahahaha oh fuck

>>55963603
>picrel
How'd you do that?

>>55963650
Gambling like a retard.

>>55963659
You just learned a 20k lesson. Trade smaller next time.

>>55963664
>Trade smaller next time
but then the lessons will be smaller

>>55963620
Shut the fuck up, putsRnotDaWae.

>>55963678
>but then the lessons will be smaller
Not if you baghold even harder than you already do.

>>55963678
Sometimes big lessons come in small packages.

>>55963567
I wonder how one could have predicted that crash. Could you short tulips?

Well I guess Evergrande fucking up was a total nothingburger. Markets are still pumping like nothing happened.

>>55963700
it was priced in already

>>55963617
Based Psycho poster

>>55963357
Things are fucked since people put groceries on credit cards and that debt bubble is over $1 trillion. Its bound to explode eventually.

>>55963700
China never mattered.

yeah fuck this market I'm getting more booze

>>55963296
Anons did nazis ever land in Venezuela? Currently fucking a Venezuelan girl that looks a little too German :D. She kinda looks like asuka ngl

>>55963603
>he didn't just buy and hold

THE BUYERS ARE COMING THE BUYERS ARE COMING

>>55963710
Just going to get pushed out further, same with debt ceiling.

Got my morning scalps in, then did some crab orders, now eating slow and steady crab cake gains for lunch.

What's on the menu for the last hour?

>>55963699
>I wonder how one could have predicted that crash
Lmao they're tulips

>>55963723
caico is pretty fucken rad

NVDA bros

>>55963755
she's literally me

Glowie mumus, you are disgusting, and you will be judged for your crimes against humanity. It's not "just a job" - you should be ashamed that you are working to sell out your nation.

>Chinese stock exchanges have lowered margin requirements to encourage financing by investors.

>The measure will be effective on September 8th.

lmao this gonna be a repeat of 2008 holy shit

>>55963769
>>55963769
They also get paid building their own kids and grandkids enslavement system, but they sure eat good, and got that nice house by the river and don't forget that fat pension for selling their soul

This MARKET HAHA HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH THIS MARKET IS SWEET BUT PSYCHO!!! SCREAMING CRASH CRASH CRASH!!!! MUMUMUMUMU SCREAMING BOBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T WALK RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

0DTE calls are literally free money here

>>55963566
Isn't she like 50 now?

JESUS CHRIST
IT JUST DOESN'T STOP
I'M GETTING TOTALLY HEEMED
I AM OFFICIALLY AND UTTERLY
BEYOND QUESTION
BEYOND DOUBT
BEYOND REASON
FINANCIALLY
RUINED
SAVE ME MOMMY! SAVE ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55963805
The market wants lower. Sour hour guaranteed, screencap this

>>55963723
Just an excuse to drink yourself to death. Do something different and better.

>>55963805
If they are free get a few while your there, thanks dawg I got you next time. Just send me gains to my Robinhood wallet in doge, eth, BTC, or whichever one is convenient for you. Big pimping

>>55963700
>things didn't happen immediately so nothing will happen
Phallus-y

>>55963832
>>55963832
*grab me a couple of em since they free

>>55963827
>excuse
Don't worry anon, I'm planning to at least live for another 5 years to shit up this thread

Reminder that the credit bureaus are preparing their ani for deep fucking

>>55963700
>Not knowing this since 2021
Seriously what the fuck are you guys even doing. You're out there in the world driving and voting and shit.

>>55963609
Neat, glad it worked out.

>>55963710
>Its bound to explode eventually.
I hate that it's somewhat social and political suicide to tighten consumer credit

>>55963853
Cute drunkard.

>>55963856
can someone please explain to me why cars are still so expensive? someone who actually understands; im not interested in a memeshit answer

>>55963853
There are much, much worse things to live for!

>it's another episode of mumus seething at bobos for being skeptical of this market after everything that has happened this year
mumus need to be gassed, they are literal retards.

>>55963343
go long on cat mom stocks

>>55963296
This environment resembles 1987 & 2007 so much right now...
>U.S. bank downgrades.
>Hong Kong Unsold homes highest since 07.
>Hong Kong Prime rate highest since 07.
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>U.S. , UK,HK, Mexico Israel... Treasury yields highest since 07
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
> U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>A melt-up +50%. Had the two longest winning streaks in history for the $DJIA which are now tied with this past months DJIA run.
>A Pre- Election year.
>Major WGA/DGA Strikes.
>Car loan companies like Ally and Equifax taking heavy losses
>Evergrande fell apart

Bros I don't think we will be ok when October rolls around this year...

Give me a good stock tip.

RXRX.
Skeletons in the closet.
I'm warning you. Idiots. You don't listen. Dumb cunts.

This is a trap. Don't buy. Sell. Liquidize. Trust me. The market will crash by the end of the year. There is too much bad news and statistics lining up for a brutal knockout.

>>55963885
Sell.

>>55963869
They aren't idk what you're talking about. They are in a decline. The small segment of used shitters might be holding steady at elevated prices but that is only from people trading in expensive cars to get cheap cars. I think if you were looking at cars properly you would see they are declining and some sectors of automobiles approaching pre-covid prices

>>55963885
instead of picking stocks, just leverage the shit out of the big indexes. i'm losing a lot of money that way, you can do that, too

>>55963768
cool, anon
if I move to tokyo... do you think I will find caico? maybe? pls say yes

>>55963710
>people put groceries on credit cards
Hey my man I know you're like 54 but people put groceries on credit cards now because they get cashback for doing it. Yeah it's pretty cool right? My Prime card gives me 5% back at Whole Foods, my Discover gives me 2% back at every grocery store and gas station plus 1% back on everything else. This whole "consumer credit crisis" thing is bullshit.

>>55963869
Supply is still low since manufacturers were shut down during COVID and produced a fraction of new vehicles.

>>55963912
Listen to this man. I'm doing the same thing and I can guarantee you a loss at three times the rate than you'd usually see.

>>55963934
Hahahahahaha

>>55963903
>cars aren't expensive right now
Get some perspective my man

>>55963921
maybe not caico, but definitely a girl like her.

>>55963598
ur algo is tweaking out what r u saying??
>>55963458
obviously trying to cash in on minions

>>55963881
I just hope it happens sooner than later

This is the last desperate glownigger bear rally before capitulation.

>>55963922
Anon, if you HAVE to shop at whole foods for 5% back you're not getting the deal you think you are...

>>55963942
I almost bought a 40k pickup last year and kinda wished I did. It would have motivated me to keep working but I took the summer off to compile gentoo and play old video games. I'll be 40 by the end of the decade

>>55963944
thanks for the encouragement, anon
I will pack and go now

>>55963885
They're not called hedge funds because they like trimming bushes, if you're making serious moves parking enough on the opposite side of the trade to recoup what you put in in the event you're wrong is a good idea.

>>55963296
>most anticipated, predictable recession in history
>doesn't happen
Lol, stock market crashes don't happen when people expect them too

>>55963922
but do you pay back the credit bills in full? Because that's the real problem, consumers are not paying back at all and the debt bubble keeps growing. It can only go on for so long until it pops.

>>55963881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCm6D1YJno

>>55963963
which truck?

>>55963961
Not the point at all

>>55963963
Realistically, what does a new $40k truck offer in utility that a $15k, 10 year old truck doesn't?

>>55963987
Yeah I basically use my credit cards like delayed debit cards, never carry a balance. I know a lot of people carry crazy balances and just keep paying the minimum every month, but that's the entire point of the scheme that is corporate credit cards.

Trends Journal forecaster Gerald Celente is quite the odd character is all

>>55963296
Hawaiian Energy, $HE, is currently +10% today. After the fires the stock took a massive dive (~50%). As a result Currently dividend yield is about 14%.

Speculation: The company will probably get funds from the feds to rebuild. The Biden admin will make this a priority going into the 2024 election cycle. They will have some expenses related to rebuilding and lawsuits, but the utility sector is normally a very stable investment. A large correction like this could be a good opportunity to invest. As an aryan man, I very much like the idea of Asians and hapas paying me dividends for the rest of my life.

>>55963986
Double top on the SPY :^)

>>55963881
Don't forget 1% offered down payments.

>>55963986
yes they do

>>55964014
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55963743
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!
MORE CRABN.

Check the volume bulls

>markets

>>55963999
>>55964000
GMC Canyon AT4. Hell of a deal at the time from an old farmer who upgrades every year just because he has oil money

>>55964058
it's low isn't it? does that mean the bear market is out of breath?

>>55964066
>Of India, vultures and sanitation
jej

>>55964000
>Realistically, what does a new $40k truck offer in utility that a $15k, 10 year old truck doesn't?
I have an older truck and a car. I was going to treat myself to something nice and basically get a 60k truck for 40k and my bank at the time would finance it for 4%. One year old at the time with under 5k miles

>>55964000
10 years is a long time for a truck.

Gentlemen. Routers.

>>55964113
Stop shilling your dogshit stock. No one buys Cisco routers anymore, jackass. Maybe back in the early 2000s. Not anymore, bitch.

>>55964120
>No one buys Cisco routers anymore
Retail side sure, business side they absolutely still use them.

week of crab. only bottom feeders feast on shellfish.

>>55964120
The Aristajeet is back. You offer a dividend yet, BITCH?

Why did i try to short the DAX again.
Am i stupid?

off to the chiropractor to fuck up my fucked up back some more, hope you mumus make a lot of money before close XD

>>55964163
i shorted ndx, i feel your pain. but power hour will save us

>>55964066
>indias sanitation
>prigozhins spottemgottem
yes

Bros, I did some shopping online and get this;

On Alibaba it quickly becomes obvious that consumer prices are dropping quickly, which will ripple into prices over here in the west.

Some of the biggest price drops I'm seeing the last month are in lithium batteries and video cards. Thus it looks to be a sign of bad shit to come regarding China.

>>55964163
no

>>55964107
kek, still driving my '99 F-150 I bought when I graduated high school 20 years ago.

>>55964183
update: it's not saving us

>>55964005
I love that guy

>BOIL
it's more important than eating food...
It's more important than drinking water...

>>55964066
China had 200 years of economic growth in like 40 years while inheriting the biggest manufacturing sector from the US, anyone that acts like this is sustainable is a retard
They're not going to the stone age again but they need to find a new economic identity and fucking fast

>>55964222
Weeeeee!
>slip and slide

>>55964250
Basically all communism is good for is rapid industrialization at the expense of millions of poors lives.

>>55963458
Somehow reminds me of the movie "grandmas boy"

>>55964232
Still driving my 2004 Escape I drove in high school lol

>>55964250
Don't they have a surplus of combat age males? They could identify as a super power and send their military everywhere like the US has been doing since WW2.

>>55964222
Their government set prices on real estate for minimums you cannot sell property under that are way higher than what the property is worth. In order to sell homes they're now selling the house at that set price and throwing in bricks of gold, high-end phones, and even cars for free to make up the difference. If you wanted a sign things aren't as great as they normally are over there, here it is.
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/12/gold-bars-used-to-lure-chinese-homebuyers-amid-market-slowdown
>implying no down payment and 1% down payment deals en masse here in the states are a good sign either

why are my NVAX LEAPS coming up?

This markets BULLSHIT

>>55964251
we are literally going into lockdowns in October to control inflation so Jerome has to lower rates so Biden can afford debt payments and frivolous spending for Ukraine

Let's all give a round of applause to vinfast for avoiding my giga short

start clenching those assholes, bears

>>55964305
You have reached the maximum for Retardation Per Thread (RPT). Please refrain from posting until the next thread.

>>55963418
I’m down 300k in 3 weeks. 3x index funds are wild! Still who wouldn’t own a stock called Tits N Ass.

>>55964307
>no liquidity
>pumped today
It's gonna pump tomorrow too isn't it

OH IT'S A BIG ONE

>>55963458
550?

WTFWT

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAA BOBO ARE YOU OK BOBO HAHAHAHAHAA

>>55964325
Yeah it's a Jewish trick where only MMs can short the underlying

>>55963458
My mouth and nose are literally like his.
Doesn't matter how hard you try, if you're ugly you will be treated like a lesser human.

>>55964305
Powell can just do 100 bps again and crash the market, fuck lockdowns

TLT?
Lol yeah, I think TLT

>>55964360

>>55964360
That's a man

>>55964360
Theorize the olfactory

k I covered the remainder of my short positions for now. It's looking a little questionable and I wanted to lock in profits.

>>55964341
30s is significantly easier than 20’s.

This market is a fucking abomination, how the hell are we green, who actually wants to buy this garbage

>>55964393
Of course, you're numbed out by that point

>>55964305
Would this be bullish for natgas since everyone will be at home extra cozy? Or bearish for the decrease in demand for everything?

>>55964402
It's funny because it's true. Can confirm.

>>55964321
Brandon is telling everyone to get boosters, colleges are locking down, Alex jones warned us right before all this started happening.
>>55964355
His rate hikes are the cause of the next lockdowns.
>>55964411
Bearish because demand for energy would decrease overall.

>>55963567
Pansy excitement

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55964250
Didn't something similar happen to Japan? After WW2 they had a tremendous amount of growth until the asset price bubble after the Showa era.

We might see that kind of shit happen again but with China and it will be significantly worse.

>>55964425
+2.50% gme

>>55964360
>TLT
Qrd? You are always shilling this. Is this just another way to short the poop and pee 500?

>>55964425
FINE!

>>55963723
I... I want to meet this girl.

>>55964425
+0.17%
I'm mostly in cash and Money Markets, hence the low number

God candles into the close...this market wants so much higher

>>55964414
Boosters have been a thing this entire time. Schools, hospitals and municipal buildings have maintained retarded COVID standards this entire time. Even my most leftoid friends are cringing at the idea of more mandates. I sincerely doubt it will happen again.

>>55964425
I reentered /cashgang/ temporarily

>>55964463
>thinks the government cares about the thoughts and feelings of their useful idiots.

>>55964425
-8.42

>>55964425
Wait it's over?

>green day

>>55964425
+.20%. Not complaining.

Bobo, are you ok?
are you ok, bobo?

>>55964497
I've been hit by
I've been struck by
A-
Pfffft hahaha I'm going green tomorrow
DCA'd into more puts today

>>55964425
Crab day, +0.3%
>>55964463
There's also the fact that half the country won't do any of that shit at all besides maybe at the hospital. Even still shutting down the big shitties again would probably be a big enough domino.

Bobo I am still standing

>>55964431
Basically, Japan is alright all things considered but China won't be as lucky imo

Please submachine gun, why are we going into lockdown?

>>55964505
>DCA'd into more puts today

>september is historically the worst month for the stock market
>mumus celebrating a fraction of a percentage green monday
>it's supposedly going to moon because... NVDA earnings?

>>55964526
>that subtle drop of the cheeks after he was finished speaking
Irons is a bad dude in front of a camera

>>55963700
I mean, Chyna indexes are like still 50% down. What, you thought what happens in that commie shithole has any repercussions on the West? lmao.
>b-but muh world factory, b-buh my decadence of the west
lol, even.

>we're at levels unseen since 2, 3 and 8 sessions ago
IT'S OVER THAT IT JUST KEEPS ON STAYING OVER

>>55963570
up

My puts are going to get raped tomorrow arent they?

>>55964590
Almost certainly yes.

>>55964590
nah. indecision dojis following an engulfing

>>55964590
How does the math check out?

If you have a HOOD account you're never going to make it.

kek how does bobo live with himself

Did SPY end on a double bottom or a triple top?

>>55964641
I have a foreskin and Fidelity, how's it looking for me?

>>55964662
Looks like a triple top that was about to break to the downside before the trading day ended. It's crabbing slightly upwards in AH.

>>55964641
I'd totally let her make out with my asscrack.
No doubt about it.

4chan isn't fun anymore bros... I tried to post a photo of baggies gookfus tits and I can't upload images now

>>55964686
Gotta learn how to play dodgeball first if you're gonna do that kinda thing.

>>55964696
War has changed

>>55964641
Truth
>>55964665
Based fellow uncut fidelity bro

>>55964686
well why would you go and do something like that?

>>55964641
Nice to see that Lexi Luna got a commercial gig.

>>55964641
What if I find a HOOD in the back of my grandfather's closet?

>>55964665
You have potential anon. But if your account is under 6 figs you need to do some soul searching. Or job searching,

>>55964721
you love to see them making it legit
RIP adriana chechik

>>55964718
Why not? It's fun

>>55964641
I just had HOOD mail a check out for me to pay someone for a can and bag of coffee they picked me up at the grocery store. So easy, took seconds and they will get the check by next week sometime. Fuckin' BASED HOOD. Fuck PYPL and all that other cringe shit the faggot kids used these days, I do things the OLD ways. NIGGERS.

>>55963313
he's going to get stopped out on a vast majority of his trades prematurely

>futures

>>55963869
cash for clunkers created a permanently higher price floor a decade ago

>>55964882
I'm sure after more than 10 years experience he knows all of that. He was just fiddling with the available variables to demonstrate how to put in an options order and what the various shit functionally means. He has a really nice house fully paid for and has zero debt, and owns other houses, so obviously he knows how to do things well enough.

>Cisco, a dead company who nobody buys their routers anymore, has outperformed SPY year to date.

>>55964909
sell signal

>Cloudflare

>>55964902
Fuck you Obama

>>55964908
>He has a really nice house fully paid for and has zero debt
its not all that it's cracked up to be. I'm considering going the debtmax route now.

>>55964902
I wish I could go back in time and kill that nigger as an infant

Bulls owe me my money back, Bobos are an oppressed minority

My puts are saved!!

>>55964729
Can women stop draping their hair in front of their face and bodies please? Looks like shit.

>>55964526
>it wasn't brains that got me there, I can assure you of that
And yet, he still has the biggest brain in there. Perfect cold decision making with overarching insight of what was going on and what would befall. That's big brains at work.

>>55964952
>having lots of equity *and* plenty of cash isn't all it's cracked up to be

>>55963723
Maybe the whole "soulmate" thing isn't so crazy.

>>55963723
I wish I could drink like that still, but I think I have developed an allergy because I feel like death for days after drinking.

>>55964909
Dishonest cherrypicking since the CSCO/SPY ratio has been crabbing flat for two years straight and has no uptrend whatsoever, only swings. If anything this suggests a short CSCO long SPY strat to gain from the ratio crabbing back down.

>>55964543
His Lolita was best

>>55964969
I like the way it looks.

>>55964963
it is unironically fucking over

>>55963869
This is a tapestry of multiple factors and it also depends on market so let's go for the North American market:
1. Very small cars did not perform well in terms of sales in this region so manufacturers mostly stopped offering them here
2. Covid created strain on manufacturing and on parts availability including semi-conductors
3. Once these strains eased, Toyota and Honda elected not to expand production to meet still very high demand.
4. It's likely they now see a benefit to underproducing relative to demand to keep their backlog going, demand high, competition among buyers fierce (Nintendo pulled this trick a couple times in the past with their consoles). This will continue to work unless/until they start losing significant market share to competitors undercutting them on MSRP and vehicle availability
5. Now you have low availability at dealership with extended wait times on new vehicle orders
6. Buyers who need car now and not in 4 months to 1+ year flow in to the used market and drive prices up
7. They scoop the low mileage clean, low mileage clean buyers bump down to moderate mileage good enough, moderate mileage good enough buyers bump down to etc
8. EPA regs actually make it hard to sell small vehicles in the US (the smol truck problem)

>>55964936
I applied there and they instantly sent me an automated rejection email. I think it's because I put my actual race/sex this time instead of "decline to identify."

>>55965011
>CSCO has a higher yield

I might be too stupid to trade. This is like the 5th time I’ve done this

>>55965112
I had to buy a Kia because literally no American company makes cars anymore. And good luck getting a Camry or Accord plus zero offer incentives. Love this little Kia soooo much tech for the price.

>>55964894
Wtf
Japan, presumably?

>>55965226
kek what was your trade, and reasoning?

>>55964902
>>55964943
What about Kars4kids?

>>55965208
Dividends are taken into account in the graph, it's just not an actual outperformer.

>>55965233
NVDA puts. I thought Jackson hole was going to be way more hawkish and this was the turning point finally for the rally.

>>55965225
I did consider a Hyundai earlier this year as well but I had concerns about their reliability, their track record on honoring warranty claims (despite the lol 10 year warranty), and the color of the people I encountered in the Hyundai dealership. I ordered an Toyota instead and did a 4 month wait for it to arrive.

>>55965226
Consider not goombling, anon

>>55965011
>>55965256
Interesting. That’s some bad ass analysis. thanks

>>55965259
Well I don't think youre wrong on your position, but you are probably wrong on your timing to be -65%, which is half the battle with options.

>>55965283
It’s like a core part of my personality though. I embody the degenerate low information high conviction 0dte zoomer persona. I fear floating into market irrelevancy if I’m not losing huge sums of money on tickers I know nothing about.

>>55963986
You are a dumb gay faggot. We're not talking about a crash, we're talking about september and how corporations will reallocate their portfolios and shit, which happens every year. There is no reason to assume the market will be higher in the next 2 weeks than it is now.

>>55964969
>>>/hm/

>>55965226
Anon please just buy VT

>>55965323
I have a 401k for that

>>55963728
To answer your actual question assuming this isn't just a cheeky "white latinos exist bro" post, lots of US navy guys have been fucking girls onshore in the caribbean for decades now and there are lots of mutts with names like "america" and "usnavy" because their father was in the navy.

Obviously nowadays the military is only like 50% white and the guys who go on the ships are only about 60% white but back in the day it was a larger percentage. Plus I imagine white male navy sailors still have a better chance at getting laid with a random latina who keeps the baby because she wants a kid with blue eyes, than the rando filipino mafia type sailors.

>>55964963
>>55965076
oh wow its nothing!

>>55965299
Symbol division is a good way to gain some clarity when comparing performances

How fucking brainded to you have to be to look at a fundamentally overpriced stock and say "yeah that sounds like a good deal"

what sort of fucking gorilla ass low iq mong does one have to be to look at NVDA and say "YEAH ILL BUY THAT ITS GOING TO THE MOON"

lmaoing @ you broke losers

>>55965335
I fucking wish my 401k had VT

>>55965323
Lots of non American stuff in that, a sure fire way to be substandard. Get VOO and VUG or VOOG.

>>55965270
Honda for fucking life man

>>55965371
They were too expensive for what I wanted.

>>55965389
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>>55965398
bump
(ing the present thread, since it's yet to reach bump limit)

>>55965453
Same

>>55965719
I bumped one like this a couple of weeks ago and some nigger said I wasn't very smart, implying it was past bump limit (like this one still is not). There are a lot of NIGGERS in /smg/.

>>55965739
Here's an illustrative picrel.

Well now it's really over

>>55965749
Yeah they're crazy

>>55963458
I look just like this, there was never a chance for me was there

>>55963343
>NOOOO YOU DON'T KECKIN' UNDERSTAND! HE'S FAMILY!
>Why yes, I am gonna adopt a new one soon after he's gone, why do you ask?

>>55963361
>old yeller
How many of these fags do you think are going to get that reference? My principal in 1st and 2nd grade called the entire school into the lunchroom for screenings of Old Yeller and Where the Red Fern Grows.