/biz/ - Business & Finance

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

Biden is an illegitimate president.

Eventually things will get better. This I know. But hopefully it gets better in our lifetime boys.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYO4RJHf7QU&si=_1lajjE5uBBpG1Ez

NVDA BROS, DID WE GET TOO COCKY???

another boring sunday
nothing will ever happen ever again will it

Why can't Mumu and Bobo be
https://youtu.be/JFfspfsc-eg?si=IcDZSpzD_ywU7LOT

Also fuck ADIDAS.

They got another one guys. I know it was one of you. Probably the swedecuck because he was wrong on NVDA. Another glownigger handler got a promotion. I don't know who keeps score around here but can you add another point to the glowies side of the white board. 4chan isn't doing so hot lately. Also why is it always zoomers. My generation didn't do this shit. What's wrong with you retards. Life has never been easier for anyone than the zoomers. You can definitely tell from the look he's a 4chan poster. Probably frequents /tv/ and /ck/

>>55956461
How significant is this news?
Isnt cards for gamers only a small part for Nvidia nowadays?

>>55956461
Uhh I'd be careful shorting NVDA bros... that could be perceived as antisemitic.

SHORT THE JEWS

>>55956444
Energyfags will inherit the earth

>>55956461
You all bought at once before they even started doing any of the reasons you all bought at once. They'll still probably do it. It's like how tsla is always surging and crashing. People just keep fomoing and getting dumped on.

>>55956473
You think it was a /smg/ger? No way

>>55956473
>post 9/11 kids are out doing glow ops

>>55956490
>https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSM/taiwan-semiconductor-manufacturing/eps-earnings-per-share-diluted
>https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/INTC/intel/eps-earnings-per-share-diluted
>https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/NVDA/nvidia/pe-ratio
>https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AMD/amd/eps-earnings-per-share-diluted

It's a bubble.

aw yis oil slightly up

>>55956490
its literally the black swan for the entire stock market
as soon as nvidia falls, so does everything else
amd hecking did it bros!

>>55956494
Shorting INTEL would be antisemitic. Not NVDA. NVDA was picked to take the fall for this crash.

>>55956500
If that holds, my already +5.38% position will open at around +16% (thanks to BOIL being 2x leveraged). I sure do regret selling some of it already though (when it was up around 7%).

>>55956509
They found his manifesto apparently he was holding really heavy AMC and MULN bags. He finally snapped.

Bros why the FUCK are analysts so fucking useless? Here's something I found by Argus Research
>CAT is in either a long-term uptrend, long-term downtrend, or longterm consolidation. This excludes the bear markets in 2008/2009, 2015/2016, the pandemic, and 2022.
>After peaking at an all-time high on 1/27/23 at $263, the stock was smacked, falling to $208 in April, and then to $206 by late May. During the bottoming process (March to early June), CAT traced out a bullish wedge, completing the pattern on June 2 with very heavy volume. The shares rose until June 15, traced out a bull flag back to the 21-day exponential, and have crawled higher, peaking on 8/1 at $289. Based on the size of the recent base, the stock could see a measured move to $300 or higher.

These faggots are literally saying that line goes up, down, or sideways. I looked at the charts myself
>Above 50 MA but below 20 MA
>Both are still sloping upwards
>25% surprise on ER, huge volume, candle, and gap up
>Previous pivots at 240.11 and 265.21 now providing support
>Fib levels at 259.56 and 242.97, depending on where you drew the valley

If you look at the ATR of 5.92, it's probably going to hit 300 in the next 10-20 days and I can also see it trending upwards to 328-340 based on technicals over a longer period (fib levels), say 30-45 days

>>55956535
>>CAT is in either a long-term uptrend, long-term downtrend, or longterm consolidation
it's literally the /smg/ pasta

>>55956444
I wonder why, anything happen in america or internationally?

>>55956558
The news report Anon! I haven't seen that recently, it's breddy gud.

>>55956558
>/smg/ is overqualified to be analysts

>futures

>>55956564
All I know is Texas dealing with so much demand they're having to warm people to conserve in order not to overwhelm it, and included in that mix is low winds (wind power is used in place of natgas when possible), but that was already the case late last week.

>>55956579
>not to overwhelm it
the grid, I meant to specify.

>>55956502
Don't compare it to TSLA. It's not in the same industry. If you really want to go about it that way, compare it to Apple, with their overpriced computer and phones-- Apple is also a $2.79T company, but they can justify their valuation with their $320b revenue. NVDA can't justify their $1.1T valuation with their $26.9b revenue.

>>55956444
Did Biden bomb another european pipeline?

>>55956564
oh, and I don't know what became of that Australian strike or to what degree that might affect the prices, but those are the 2 main factors I've been aware of that might push some bullishness above the norm in the last very recent days.

>>55956590
refineries and compressor stations are catching fire lately

>futures

>>55956592
Ah yes, I did see the Marathon fire.

>>55956586
+AAPL/-NVDA seems like an interesting pairs trade
Also, WMT describes itself as a "tech driven company" despite being a fucking store. They apparently started getting good market share online against AMZN, and have started to branch into advertising services

I hate minorities to include women.

https://www.distractify.com/p/twitch-mod-challenge-locked-closet-three-days

It's over gamers. NVDA bros on suicide watch.

It will be interesting to see what UNG jumps to (and KOLD for that matter) on the HOOD 24 hour markets when they open at 8pm. I hold neither of those, but it will give an idea of what BOIL will do also.
IMAGINE BEING A NO BOIL NIGGER.
shg to tha dig

>>55956622
If I close my eyes and picture a janny, I couldn't come up with one more accurate than this.

>>55956629
KEK!
That does seem rather legit likely.

Long $llap
Source: dude trust me

Wait, there is a gran turismo movie and it's actually doing well? That game doesn't have a fucking story, at all! How the hell could you make a movie about it? Makes absolutely no sense.

>>55956648
Apparently it's also a true story... Clown world.

>>55956534
Didn’t AMC make 600+% gains recently? He must of overdone the white powder.

>>55956648
its about the recent thing where they took drivers out of gt sport and let them race real cars
some nigger wrecked and killed an innocent bystander
doesnt care and still decides to race instead of retire and carry his burden of having taken an innocent life
niggers literally have no regard for other human beings its disgusting
oh yeah and thats literally the movie, great

>>55956666
in need for speed there also is a kill, and it is by Dominic Cooper.
Now it's up to you to decide if he is white. He seems to be british.

Biden is an illegitimate president.

>>55956666
Typical modern day Hollywood. At least the mortal kombat reboot is good.

>>55956685
need for speed is inherently fiction right?
this gran turismo movie is based on a real story, the real one where the nigger actually irl wrecked and killed an innocent person

if this is my /tv/ tab, then where's my /smg/ tab?

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVaQN240G80

>>55956697
nothings happening and nothing will ever happen
only seven stocks matter. there you go you are up to speed until sometime in 2024

>>55956700
Which are?

>>55956711
he thinks NVDA is going to maintain its position in the top 7. NGMI.

>>55956697
They've merged anon

Biden is an illegitimate president and you know it.

>>55956692
>wrecked and killed an innocent person
It sounds like he had an accident on the racing track and his car flew high into the air. What do you expect the other person to be? That's a risk of being at a race.

https://youtu.be/xcQ1f_LOSK8?feature=shared&t=5

Look where it happened, at a curve. This looks less safe than US NASCAR races where people are sitting high on a tribune

convince me not to go balls deep into 3M
>PFAS ban priced in
>supplies TSMC and other semi fabs with raw materials
>produces filtration equipment for pharma/biotech
>defense contracts
>possibility of COVID coming back (masks and other protective equipment)

Okay /smg/. I want you to consciously NOT channel your inner Zoomer buttcoiner or facebook Boomer.
I SAID DON'T CHANNEL IT.

>>55956737
you can buy VT and own the globe

https://youtu.be/BU9El1PO7HI?feature=shared
LMAO AT THE CGI.

>>55956740
Done. I look forward to gambling on BOIL and CMRX

>>55956737
Honeywell International Inc. (HON) would likely be a safer bet than 3M

>>55956740
Ahh fuck I can't, I'm channeling my inner zoomer and I can't stop it!!

>>55956760
why not both?

>Open up new issue of The Week
>Featured movie is about gay sex
>Bottom of the page features a separate, glowing review for Baldur’s Gate 3
Short Hollywood

>>55956766
My brother in Christ, just think long term. It's always a good idea to diversify your portfolio as well.

>>55956777
Checked.
Also, word has it Hollywood is moving away from Cali and will start producing in Las Vegas instead. I would go long on MGM as it will pay off on the long term, especially after Las Vegas build the new Space Port just west of the City, open for tourist and will do space tours.

>>55956781
Diversfying cost me 11k this year. 11k that I won and then lost. 11k that I would not have lost if I kept trading what I traded to make those 11k

>>55956799
Checked, but why did the 11 go to 0? Leverage fagging?

is there even a point to owning bonds in anything but your hsa

>>55956762
what in the absolute fuck

>>55956762

>>55956799
You speak as if 11k is a lot of money. It's not. If you're young, you have time to make up for it. Just pick up more skills and keep on learning.

>>55956809
>owning bonds
no

>>55956809
From a pure trading standpoint and not even a distribution one, Long term bonds are starting to look good. I might think about starting to stack EDV after this next hike.

>>55956762
luddites may have been right all along

>>55956809
>he doesn’t hold TMF

>>55956809
bonds are good once you're trading in the 100k's and you want to maintain your net worth in the 6 figures without magnifying your risks.

>>55956814
The US has mastered the art of making food that tastes amazing, as calorie dense as possible, and has absolutely no nutritional value. You can easily a 4k calorie mean and still be hungry after.

>>55956843
>>55956814
Can you guys stop being so antisemitic

What are the best tummy stocks?

>>55956856
Speaking of goyslop. I'm taking a run to the border tonight to get some taco bell. I'm going to get the obligatory online exclusive deluxe box, but any suggestions for some add on a la carte?

>>55956808
Yes. Got stopped out. Could have saved me with another 1k, but was not willing to in this moment. SHould have done, could have done, but it was fugged. In that moment I was like a deer in the lights. The 11k were split though. 5,5k at one instance and 5,5k another.

>JPY

>>55956760
Based. Took the HON pill recently.

>>55956814
I've always eaten one meal a day. I can eat one meal a day and still gain weight because my meals are large. I was on a business trip with coworkers and they all eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I didn't feel like explaining it to them, or sitting there awkwardly not ordering anything and making them all think I had an eating disorder so I just YOLOd and put on more weight on the trip. The social pressure to always be consooming is huge in America. And every work event revolves around food, ice cream, pizza, or donuts.

>>55956814
Still would

>>55956817
It's a lot for EU. And in relation to my networth. And even if my networth was more, I hope I won't become a faggot who's going
>severel K of money is nothing
I know there are trillions of money around the world, still, with 11k you can do a lot of things (go clubs, parties, raves etc) or buy little things (a laptop, a monitor etc).

>>55956814
I normally like anorexic girls but I feel like she's hotter in the fat pic

lol

NATGAS/BOIL still climbing
and I still hate women whom are all retarded whores!

>>55956903
And this doesn't include snacks, sodas, and coffee with cream & sugar that most people don't "count". Somewhere in my 20s I cut that out and just drink water and black coffee between meals. My office provides snacks. If you look around, people are always snacking on something.

Earnings this week

>>55956887
>that webm
Dead Diets Society

>>55956898
Abayo... the yen samurai are being slain...

>>55956903
I've never eaten 3 meals a day and I'm still fat. I can't imagine eating 3 squares a day. Over the weekend I ate 3 meals just because I got up early and it was strange. It just felt like too much food. I've never been a fan of eating right when I wake up though.

>>55956864
Long Olzempic, or whatever that fat loss company is called , paired with a KO short

>>55956887
Social media and the Iphone were a fucking mistake
Fuck Steve Jobs

>>55956954
>"why do you hold international stock anon?"

>>55956965
Please, enough with the bait.

>>55956887
I hope some future human civilization looks back on this period of our society with the same disgust that we look back upon the degeneracy of the late Roman empire.

>>55956864

>>55956954
>>55956968
>>55956990
Uhh yeah so none of you could muster up a taco bell suggestion? Just commenting on the webm?

>futures

I have a two inch thick pork chop that I have seasoned with salt and pepper to overnight it in prep for tomorrow. How should I cook this bad boy? Sear the skin in a cast iron skillet and then load it up in foil with a marinade and put it in the oven low and slow? Two hours at 250??

>>55956887
>>55956954
Fantasize the fragrance

How are the futures bros?

>>55956887
The US Geological Survey must lose their fucking shit when these things congregate to make a video

>>55957003
I haven't been to Taco Bell since July 2002, sorry.

>>55957015

>>55957013
Are you trying to cook a porkchop or make bbq? I would give it a good sear on one side until it starts to cook about halfway through, then flip it, turn the heat down, and baste it with butter until it's finished

>>55957013
>seasoned with salt and pepper

>>55957021
>not eating the only acceptable fast food in existence for over 20 years?
What is wrong with you anon?

>>55957035
I live in Europe

Threadly reminder to Buy $llap

>>55957036
Oh Christ I'm sorry, that's way worse.

>>55957038
It's the 3rd time I see you say this, you're not even telling us what you're shilling. No one ever heard of that ticker before.

>>55957035
Nigger that's not chick fil a

>>55957013
Put some cardio on it. Pork chops be dry n shit.

>>55956991
This is my favorite part. Unfortunately 'belly' is not a popular porn theme like feet or whatever. I'm very upset about the resurgence of high waisted pants. >>55957015
Mild green but twitchy

>>55957013
>Two hours at 250??
Unnecessary if not smoking it in an offset. If cast iron I would just sear it for 2-3mins on one side, flip it over, add some butter on top and then stick the pan in a 400 degree oven until done

>>55957055
Catsup fucking autocorrect

>>55957032
Its a thickboy. Put a thermos next to it for comparison. Its not possible to finish this fucker in a pan. I lack a grill and braising it would be a waste I feel leaving the oven the only way to finish this.

>>55957032
Pork chops are disgusting. There is said it. I've had them 20 different ways and they're all bad. It's a bad cut of meat.
>>55957052
Fair point, unfortunately the nearest Chick-fil-A is an hour away. Taco bell is 5 minutes away. I would just order pizza but I don't want to spend the money.

>>55956991
My only motivation to stop drinking and hit the gym is to have a slutty little waist (no homo, financially speaking).

>>55957033
Anything else will burn in hot pan sear. Though I do enjoy paprika that will come later.
>>55957055
This piggers chop is THICK
>>55957060
I pan-seared it two minutes each side and seared the edges before wrapping it in foil with some vinegear and olive oil to finish in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes. Was nearly finished cooking but still hadn't gotten tender. It's about 1.2lbs of meat each chop including the bone.

>>55957048
They have 2.6 billion dollar contracts with rivion and Lockheed Martin and are expecting to release this income by 2025
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/terran-orbital-corporation-nyse-llap-105643943.html

>>55957092
Rivada*

>>55957074
Pizzas are worth it to me since they last 2-3 days. Honestly fast food is far from cheap anymore, with a single meal going for 8-10 bucks. Thanks Jerome.

>>55957068
Why don't you just cut the thing in half lengthwise and make two?
>>55957104
Fast food is cheap if you know how to order. Don't ever just roll up and order, you have to use the app. That's where all the deals are.

>>55957046
That's fuckin UK and you know their cuisine is abhorrent even for European standards.

>yields

>>55956944
Checked. Up or down. $100 ready to gamble

>>55956887
i already posted this yesterday.
if you want top slop, try the new grilled cheese dipping taco.

>>55957117
Yes, the whole "eating baked beans" for breakfast thing has always bothered me.

>>55957059
I've been slowly convincing my zoomer gf to ditch the high waisted pants. The other day she was wearing her sweatpants with the top rolled a couple times and it really activated my neurons

>>55957130

>post-futures

>>55957140
well that's because proper baked beans are in a nice mild tomato sauce, not the fucking abomination they serve in the States

>regular-session

>>55957156
What's served in the US is based on a kike dish, and then we added pork to it.

>>55957134
Unfortunately I don't think my small tow TB has it from the looks of it. They are going hard on the volcano menu which is fine by me.
>>55957143
My qt employee had a nervous habit of lifting her shirt up a little and playing with it when talking to me. She definitely had a very kissable tummy. I'm glad I don't work there anymore. I don't want to end up on the news for forcefully kissing some young girls tummy or sniffing her crotch either. Being labeled a sex offender is a worse offense than death.

>>55957046
Two sprites? That's so much syrup. What the fuck is up with this man's palette. A donut after that fatty cheesey chili meal? You can't even taste it. No culture. No mindfulness. He might as well just inject sugar into his veins for the high. Have a glass of water to wash your tonue off and then enjoy the donut with a tea or coffee or something. I'm not even mad at him for being a fatass. This is just not how one enjoys food. No wonder he needs to eat so much. Mans never learned to actually enjoy a meal. I can tell you for a fact this is just a form of drug addiction. Everything he eats is feel good shit. If this man tried opiates once he'd be shooting heroine by the end of the week.

>>55957156
>>55957140
>Had left over ground beef that I cooked up like 4 days ago
>Had a russet left over
>Dice that shit up, toss it in a pan, add water, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, thyme and let it boil
I looked up goulash recipes online and American versions are just abhorrent (eg using macaroni noodles and tomatoes), like what the fuck
The only motivation I had to learn to cook was because I was cheap, and it's a great way to use up shit in the pantry

>>55957180
my old boss used to pretty much exclusively employ hot 19-20 year old chicks and one dude to do the actual work (me). they'd wear yoga pants and he'd go around slapping their asses with flour on his hands to leave handprints on them.

>>55957183
I immediately judge anyone that combines sweet with sweet.
If you're buying a pop with a candy bar, I don't want to know you. That's why I'll never understand these sweetened coffees with donuts. They cancel their flavors out.

>>55957115
Its bone-in and I lack the vice to hold the meat and lack the proper sharp knife that I could use to de-bone it. Plus the bone helps add flavour while roasting.

>>55957188
Hungarian American here. Family recipes from 1910. Maybe 2% of the population has had paprikas csirke and most who aren’t Hungarian probably used egg noodles instead of making nokedli.

>>55957192
>Easter
>Bought a bag of generic pretzels at Walmart
>Also cheap $1 easter bunny chocolate that was on clearance after the fact
>Bite of pretzels, bite of chocolate
I know it's goyslop, but I can attest to mixing flavor profiles.

>>55957143
zoomie girls are now wearing highwaisted pants but they're buttoned instead of zippered and then they roll them down so you can peak the thong.

>>55957156
Hey watch your fucking mouth yuropoor. Our version of baked beans has a specific purpose, its to contrast the saltiness of the BBQ meat you're eating. We don't eat them for breakfast like you savages. Also what's with the half of tomato just slapped on the plate? Or the pile of mushrooms just sitting there? Don't bongs have any ingenuity?
>>55957188
Again, watch your fucking mouth. American goulash is amazing. It's kind of like a chili pasta dish. I grew up on it and won't tolerate any slander.

>>55957224
i'm not a europoor i'm moot's chosen people

>>55957192
I usually do my coffees black or just with milk. I like lattes unsweetened with cinnamon from time to time too.

>>55957211
I should try making some spatzle again, that shit looks good
Isn't it a shame that most Americans just eat the worst shit and never attempt to cook a good meal

>>55957225
>Moot's chosen people
So Jewish or chink? It chink what type of chink? I need to know how to judge you properly.

>>55957224
>Again, watch your fucking mouth
Sorry friend, what I mean is that given the name of the dish, my expectations were aligned with other, different ingredients. I'm sure it's just as satisfying in it's own way

>>55957059
>I'm very upset about the resurgence of high waisted pants.
Me too, business & financially speaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJjzeJ-U6NU
>>55957015
Are coffee futures good for you?

>>55957229
Fuck anon you got my almonds activated I might do a paprikash with this pork chop tomorrow.

>>55957252
very few girls these days have that type of body though
body poz has made for a generation of fatties

>>55957229
There’s a great German restaurant in the city that makes great Spatzel and Schnitzel and Soft Pretzels w fondu but it’s expensive and a drive. Have to plan the day to do it.

>>55957180
Get in, get your sniff, get out.

Nividia bros not like this

>>55957259
And spatzel/ nokedli is a bit of a pain in the ass ngl
I much prefer paprikash to goulash

Buy $llap

>>55957241
It's a very midwest white mom recipe. But it does the job.
>>55957262
Kek that cap always makes me laugh. I wish I would have taken more time when I was in a relationship to take more thoughtful sniffs because now they're gone. Remember gentlemen if you have a gf, give her a good long sniff once in awhile. Butt, pussy, underboob, it doesn't matter. What does matter is you do it and consciously remember that you did it so you can lock it away in a safe place mentally where you can always retrieve it.

>>55956434
>CHINA REDUCES TAX ON STOCK TRADING BY 50% TO BOOST MARKET

What did they mean by this??

>>55957265
What happened?

>>55957296
they tax stock trading? the fuck?

>>55957258
>very few girls these days have that type of body though
That makes it more rare and special when somebody does have it, especially into their 30s and 40s.
>body poz has made for a generation of fatties
I always believed that a significant contributor to our falling birth rates is simply a shortage of attractive people.

>>55957241
Don’t apologize. American goulash is charlatan goyslop

>>55956622
speaking of Twitch, wonder how much longer that site can last until Amazon says fuck it and pulls the plug on it? Its never been profitable, ever.

I will long Amazon in case, shutting one of the biggest zoomer sites around is giga bullish.

>>55957300
>Don’t apologize
Sorry, but I will apologize since it is part of my Canadian cultural identity
Rake me up inside

China having its own Lehman moment will be so funny to me.

>>55957252
Ugh girls that have muffintop bellies with back dimples and big feet are my kryptonite

>>55957180
>She definitely had a very kissable tummy. I'm glad I don't work there anymore. I don't want to end up on the news for forcefully kissing some young girls tummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uWEaKLzwUg

>>55957259
What even is German food? I imagine it's close to bongs. Lots of sausage add sauerkraut. Pretzels, beer, schnitzel, which let's be honest is just a chicken patty. What the hell else do they eat.
>>55957300
Honestly I believe that to be true. I had this girl I graduated with that was never very attractive come over because I ran into her years later and she was single. Overweight, a little androgynous, needless to say I was not sexually attracted to her, but it had been so long since I'd been laid I said fuck it. Ended up going soft because I closed my eyes and and tried to imagine someone more attractive but it just didn't work. Ended up taking an orgasm so she wouldn't feel bad because she's actually a really nice person.

>futures

>>55957068
bro cut that thing in half :|

>>55957324
>Lots of sausage add sauerkraut. Pretzels, beer, schnitzel
Decent amount of pickled foods too I think

>>55957317
Based putin

>>55957326
>$80m transaction in poopees
USD IS JOEVER

>>55957324
>>55957324
Yeah it’s weird Germans have this reputation for terrible food in a lot of places, but there’s a section of it that’s is really awesome. Germans make some of the absolute best bland dishes, and I do actually mean that as a compliment. There’s nothing particularly noteworthy about spatzl and schnitzel or pretzels and fondue but it’s satisfying, refreshing. Ideal bar food honestly

Niggers, get those tongues ready!
>shorts the entire economy with a billion % leverage

>>55957407
why are you so poor?

>>55957324
German food has some really interesting dishes like Rouladen which is thin cuts of meat wrapped around tasty stuff or sauerbraten which is a meat that has been brined for a long period of time.

>>55957324
>imagine it's close to bongs
lol. no

Schnitzel is pork or veal usually

Obsessive "dip slurpers" are you "backing up the truck" on DIS?
Remember that you mouth breathers absolutely refuse to consider anything over than SEE "DIP" -> SLURP

>>55957444
I don't like sauerkraut which is why I don't think much about it. Plus Germany is as pozzed as it gets so I have no interest in going there. They created Klaus Schwab, the progressive version of hitler.

>Futures

>>55957465
Germany is arguably less pozzed than UK from complete outsider perspective, especially in the east.
Berlin is one of the great shitholes of Europe to be certain

>>55957465
Consider the humble sauerbraten
https://youtu.be/l3unFP5FIwc?si=hVxcpRNASGuTd9gn
Even if I might not like the taste I am inclined to try it at the very least to expand my cooking experience.

>>55957482
its not the shithole its the pisshole of europe, literal clubs where you get pissed on

>>55957492
Yeah Germans are into really weird stuff like piss and shit porn. Isn't that video of that guy shoving his whole head in that woman's vagina German?

Just grilled and ate some brats, put a little spicy mustard on them, had sandwiches.
How's my NASDAQ futures looking?

>>55957512
on a downward trend, fren

The US government is insolvent, even if it doesn't realize it yet.

>2Y yield closing in on 5.10%
What's gonna break first? I think Goldman Sachs will fail

I forgot to add: pump my bags

>>55957522
post your thesis

Just want to say I'm in the taco bell drive thru right now and if you're the type that doesn't use the app and is a "can I get uhhhhhhhh" person, you deserve beatings.

you guys ever have a weighted blanket?
if you don't have a weighted blanket i recommend you get a weighted blanket
for watching FED streams and other things.
weighted blankets have a lot of uses. they make me feel nice

>>55957559
Thought about it but made me assume I'd get claustrophobic

>>55957046
I fucking hate fat people

>>55957572
You will refer to them as hamchads and they're your superior.

>>55957555
Runaway yields.

>>55957521
Ok thanks

>>55957558
>Just want to say I'm in the taco bell drive thru right now and if you're the type that doesn't use the app and is a "can I get uhhhhhhhh" person, you deserve beatings.
First they force you to use the app at Taco Bell, then they force you to get vaccinated against your will and wear a mask. Not today, Satan

>Monthly Fuel Oil right now on levels like Jan 2014
>Oil Jan 2014 Monthly level: 97,5$
>Monthly Fuel Oil right now on levels like April 2011
>Oil April 2011: 114$

That shows you that fuel oil not always goes with Oil together, the spread grows and shrinks.

But now Oil is at 80$. Those refiners are going to suck every penny out of you.

>>55957350
India imports 4 million barrels a day from the saudis, this is just them transitioning it away form the dollar

>>55957579
they will all get diabetes and die 20 years earlier than me

>>55957583
The app saves time and helps everyone to get their goyslop faster. You sound like my friend. He's so schizo that he won't use the app because he doesn't want the "government mining his eating habits".

>>55957598
Your friend is right. Kys, you ain’t trackin and tracin me, bleyoch

>>55957583
You know which is missing? That chimpanzee drinking this blue liquid which was being SPAMMED for days on /fit and /pol.

>>55957612
Suit yourself. You're going to be imprisoned for not reporting your goyslop. Enjoy jail chud.

Apps are how they track you
Don't install or use apps
This is financial and OPSEC advice

>>55957595
>live to be 80 surrounded by trillions of negros
>die at 60 after you eat too many candy bars

>>55957586
The biggest travesty is the price of cars.

>>55957626
Keep paying full price for goyslop. This is why you'll always stay poor.

>>55957586
And biden still won the 2024 election with 49.5% of the vote to Trump's 49%. Based gary johnson got 1%!

>EU pumping harder than US
This fuckin mememarket is so unpredictable, it can really make you mad.

>>55957649
2024 election?

>>55957657
It’s John titor

>>55957466
Context?
>inb4 its some sacred cow manure ritual

>>55957638
fat people are weak they would have died off to natural selection during any other time period

>>55957626
Im still using Win7 with no telemetry and I uninstalled every app from my phone

>>55957485
Good taste

>>55957665
Not sure if there was any context needed. It's still weird and a thing europeans don't do, i'd assume. Not particularly sure, but I don't know of european festivities that are like that.

>>55957665
>Context?
Chamath's analysis team celebrating after redeeming another SPAC on milk drinkers

>>55957558
only NPCs (niggers and women) use "apps" beyond the bare necessities. Imagine loading your phone up with spyware so that they can make money off of you even while you're not giving them way too fuckin' much for tacos.

>>55957667
The reality is that fats aren't naturally selected out because in the wild a fat male would be one who monopolizes the kills by being the biggest male and having the most wives and probably the chief of the tribe, while in primitive civilization he'd be obese because of too much access to food.

Because obesity is associated with being well fed and aging, these people have already tended to breed.

This is why in modern society they are also not being naturally selected, as they tend to get fat later in life.

Is it time to go long Foot Locker chads?
I played FL for a good gain a couple years ago after it got tanked

>2023
>Uses the app
Were you bullied in school, retarded or both?
>I-it makes everything go faster!
Yes and? Was life a competition to see who could eat goyslop the fastest?
>Y-You can't just hold up the entire line like that!
Yes I can, there is no law requiring me to use the app
>I can't get my daily slop quickly behind schizos like you!!
Who forced you to eat goyslop everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?

kek baggies

>>55957720
no - we are seeing retail apocalypse, that is only going to get worse
people are insane if they think it's magically going to get better for retailers, that consumers are magically going to have money in their pockets to spend
seriously, what the fuck are the XLY bulls smoking

>>55957598
>2023
>Uses the app
Were you bullied in school, retarded or both?
>I-it makes everything go faster!
Yes and? Was life a competition to see who could eat goyslop the fastest?
>Y-You can't just hold up the entire line like that!
Yes I can, there is no law requiring me to use the app
>I can't get my daily slop quickly behind schizos like you!!
Who forced you to eat goyslop everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?

>>55957626
>>55957679
>>55957701
The tracking is built into iOS/Android itself. You need to be running GrapheneOS, and even then you're not completely safe.

t. /g/entooman

>>55957598
>2023
>Uses the app
Were you bullied in school, retarded or both?
>I-it makes everything go faster!
Yes and? Was life a competition to see who could eat goyslop the fastest?
>Y-You can't just hold up the entire line like that!
Yes I can, there is no law requiring me to use the app
>I can't get my daily slop quickly behind schizos like you!!
Who forced you to eat goyslop everyday, you fucking peat-gavel

man futures are being schizo right now, people don't know what to do kek

>>55957728
especially with student loan repayment about to suck more liquidity out the system

>>55957728
Might be right, I got tons of cash and im a terrible consooomer

>>55957746
>especially with student loan repayment about to suck more liquidity out the system
Will anyone really pay back their loans? There is a 12 month period where nothing happens to you, and by that point the left will have figured out a forgiveness plan. Even without the 12 month on ramp period few people were gonna pay them back. Now there's no reason. I don't see student loans affecting anything

>>55957598 #
>2023
>Uses the app
Were you bullied in school, retarded or both?
>I-it makes everything go faster!
Yes and? Was life a competition to see who could eat goyslop the fastest?
>Y-You can't just hold up the entire line like that!
Yes I can, there is no law requiring me to use the app
>I can't get my daily slop quickly behind schizos like you!!
Who forced you to eat goyslop everyday, you fucking peat-gavel

>>55957743
Like this anon said
>>55957737
Your phone is tracking infinitely more than some fast food companies app. I do get a chuckle out of how schizo this general is over random shit. That's why I love it here.

>>55957743
Sometimes using the app gains you extra points. And in this case, it gives you exclusive access to deals. $9 for 2,500 calories is pretty good, especially when it's plenty of protein.

I was in here posting about free McChickens and I must have had 40 of them due to deals and points. Come AAHN

>>55957744
when in doubt, zoom out-- and realize we're on a downward trend.

China cutting taxes on stocks is looking more and more bearish now that I think about it. Last time was 2008, so that cannot be a good sign for how fucked shit is over there.

>>55956760
HON isnt trading at a deep discount tho

>>55957737
I am aware of this. I find it a necessary evil and reasonably mitigate what I can.
That said if they can data fingerprint BTC transactions, then using something nonstandard is going to highlight your activity harder. Best to just hide in the herd and benefit from the system as long as possible

>>55957765
The image name needs to be tacojäbä.png, please try again

>>55957744

>people

>>55957777
QUADS SQUAD

>>55957770
>Sometimes using the app gains you extra points. And in this case, it gives you exclusive access to deals.
Admit it, you got the clot shot because you wanted a free krispy kreme donut

>>55957777
zoom out

>>55957768
>already giving data to GOOG
>might as well give it to every other jewnig too

>>55957781
>hide in the herd
My mentality as well. It really is impossible for you to not be tracked without having to do measures that risk bricking your phone however "safe" it really is. Just write your senator anytime someone with a brain passes legislature to stop this shit.

>>55957787
quad 7s boys, better buy some MMM leaps if you love your family

REEEEEEEEEEEE THEY FORGOT MY SOFT TACO SUPREME!!!!!!!!

>>55957796
Never. not once. but I'll get free McChickens for buying a $1 Coke (that was insane MCD Should have gone out of business but they're too large)

>>55957818
>I'll get something worth 21 cents for buying something worth fractions of a penny that costs a dollar all day long

>>55957815
Sauce

>>55957781
>>55957805
Bruh, just use GrapheneOS and get auditable open source apps from F-droid. It's pretty much the full Android experience without the botnet.

>>55957833
Dude 500 calories is 500 calories and when you can't afford "cheat meals" or "snacks" you get them for free. You think I haven't done the calculations on this

>>55957833
>ALL THINGS I DO BUY ARE LESS WORTH THAN I PAY FOR

>>55957851
>>55957833
Wait no I meant
>ALL THINGS I BUY ARE MORE WORTH THAN I PAY FOR
>EVEN GROCERIES

Uhh, Evergrande just shit the bed... what now?

>>55957796
I use the online ordering from Subway (not the app) once every month or two. Because it's prepaid I dont have to tip (sorry, didnt see it!) and its ready when I get there

>>55957857
tech stocks pump

>>55957861
Looking forward to another retard pump on HKD

>>55957843
3 lbs of Bar S hot dogs for $4. Chop those fuckers up in GV pinto beans bought by the 8 lb bag for $6 or GV brown rice less than $1 per lb. Lots of GV seasonings to choose from, and put in some GV skim mozzarella and GV organic olive oil. Each meal less than a US quarter.

>>55957843
Based Yakuza poster. I'm playing like a dragon as we speak.

>>55957679
>not using 2008 Dell Latitude with analog switches Windows XP duo core I-2 INTC processor
RIP, glowies are coming for you

>>55957875
>bar-s hotdogs
You couldn't pay me to eat that shit. That's not even goyslop, that's dogfood.

>>55957857
Buy Indian war stocks, they will seize the opportunity to invade China during their collapse. (More streets to shit on)

Futures do be bussin

>>55956460
It will not get better.

I heard from somebody that heard from somebody that Ally financial is taking on some heavy losses in the auto loans department. It might be time to grab a life jacket and get out.

>>55957926
Thanks for the tip but I'm white; I know how to swim already

>>55956887
There come a time when building will not be able to structurally support all these behemoths.

>>55957926
Equifax sent out an email to all their credit customers to
>CAREFULLY CONSIDER
Getting into a new auto loan

>>55957926
>get out
You mean in general or just Ally financial?

OMG that grilled cheese burrito is disgusting. Who thought smothering the outside of a burrito with a sheet of cheese was a good idea. So greasy.

>>55957970
>If you can wait until 2024, interest rates me be lower
Or they may be higher

>>55957889
>nooooooo, not those chicken, beef and pork byproducts, just these chicken byproducts designed in the lab to make me crave 'em and oh yeah, throw those suckers in the DEEP FRYER before I eat 'em, it's way more acceptable than those hootdoogs cooked in a pan

>>55957375
Had a sausage in Germany that had strong runny cheese in it. Brilliant it was.

>>55957970
Thats odd. Why would they do that?

I'm thinking Hawaiian Electric might still be a safe short. Looks like lawsuits are happening in october and they're still playing catch up with repairs.
>>55957979
Don't try the dippers.

>>55957983
No, you aren't going to gaslight me into believing bar-s hotdogs are ok. That's prison food. Just go up a tier and get ball park franks or oscar meyer. At least you won't have bone chips in those.
>>55957990
Are the dippers gross? They didn't have them on the app but they had them advertised the location. They seem a little too pricey for what you get. Hell I got a volcano taco and it was $2.99. It was good, but wasn't $3 good.

Subway got bought for 9.6 billion. Lucky fuckers. Family owned company so hell that 9.6 billion just went to the board and family. They sold out maybe cause its a shat load of money and maybe cause soon restaurants everywhere are gonna be hurting for business due to the customer not blowing as much.

>>55958002
The dippers... are something to try once. I wouldn't get them again personally.
The best way I can describe it is drunk food. Very greasy.

>>55957926
Lovely excuse for the UAW to get completely rekt(strike coming up in a few weeks) if autos get hit hard real soon.

>>55958013
Taco bells entire menu is drunk food. I only got a craving for it because I've been smoking weed all day. But yeah I'll probably pass. I don't care for greasy shit from there. I can't imagine taco bell is serving a complex consomé with their "birria" tacos. They need to stick with what they know. White people Mexican food. If I want the real shit, I'll get it from an authentic place.

>>55957978
I'm never out anon. Not yet.

>Bloomberg Markets
>@markets
>All over the world, prices for diesel are sky-high relative to the crude oil from which it is made

LOL , should work for Bloomberg >>55957586

>>55957737
>>55957768
You can deactivate the tracking on a iphone.

>>55958006
I've always heard up until recently subway had some pretty tight margins which was why they were always so Jewish with their toppings. Now it's fucking $10 for a foot long. They must be kind of hurting though because at least once a week I get a notification on the app for BOGO footlongs. I still don't go because fuck subway. I'm a Jersey Mike's guy.

>>55958031
>I've been smoking weed all day.
If it's gonna be like that try to get edibles instead. I took a piece of "smacked bars" earlier and went to an ihop.
Pretty good weekend.

>>55957598
>he doesn't want the "government mining his eating habits".
he's right though, although it might not be the gov't, it will be whoever taco bell sells your data to. the gov't could get the data if they needed to though

>>55958023
A good way for them to blame the middle class again.

>>55958042
I dont use an iPhone because I'm not into blowing dudes.
>>55958051
I rarely smoke during the day but I tweaked my back in the shower and I've pretty much been couch locked all day because of it. Day was fucked anyway. I don't like edibles though. I don't like to be fucking ripped all day with no escape.

>>55958061
They give any eta? Your friends friend person? I also may watch that movie tonight for funsies.

>>55958059
>Sir this just came in through our spy app. Anon had 3 taco bell Supremes today
>Excellent! We'll use this information to ruin his life?
That's the scenarios running through schizos heads. It's such useless information outside of targeted ads for taco bell, which youre already going to Taco Bell so what exactly is the harm in that, because you clearly like taco bell!!!

>>55958070
Benny Cleaver

>>55957720
>Is it time to go long Foot Locker chads?
i think you could go long FL but you might be too early by a quarter or 2. problem with Foot Locker is that Nike used to be 65% of the store and that is now down to 50%. they need to get their Nike numbers back up to where they were

bad macro environment for retail right now and for the forseeable future as well. if you want to go long FL, they could get back to maybe 45$/sh over the next 2-3 years if they can execute. the good news is there's probably not much more downside from here, maybe 3$/sh downside

>>55958034
But that is what you said

Is evergrande collapsing again bullish?

Random question but what the fuck do you do if you bruise easy and didnt stop a thot fast enough from chomping on your neck BUT you work a position involving public image. Put a big bandaid on your neck and try and claim an injury?

>>55958093
>>Sir this just came in through our spy app. Anon had 3 taco bell Supremes today
>>Excellent! We'll use this information to ruin his life?

more like if you were a suspected domestic terrorist by the corrupt Biden DOJ stasi squad, they will know that you always go to Taco Bell every wednesday for lunch to order 3 crunchwrap supremes, and they can be there to apprehend you because you participated in the Jan 6 protests

>argentina vows to print more money to save pensioners

>>55958002

>>55958146
The IRS has your address so I don't think they'd bother to tap into Taco bells files to find you. Plus they would have you on the drive-thru camera anyways kek

Baking.

>>55958165
am i retarded what is this baking shit i literally never get context for it please explain

>>55958205
new thread

>>55958068
Man my back just randomly tweaked out when I was leaning over the sink looking in the mirror. Fucked my whole day up, didn't even do anything. I'm 31 not 75 goddamn

>>55958205
I dont know either i just post it sometimes because i saw other people say it

>>55958219
Earlier this year I felt I pinch in my lower back as bent over to pick something up off the ground. I could not stand up straight for three days. I had to walk like elderly chinese man.

>>55958205
>am i retarded what is this baking shit i literally never get context for it please explain
good lord you are a newfag

new thread = new bread
bake new bread when over 300+ replies. and dont fucking bake early

>>55958238
ive been casually browsing /smg/ breads forever and ive never seen the baking shit maybe my eyes glaze over it cyuz its retarted

>>55958093
More like Mossad learning your movement patterns, like when and where you typically eat, so they can pick the best time to kidnap you.

>>55958219
It doesn't get better. I can throw my back out just getting out of bed somedays. My sciatica is fucking brutal when it flares up I'm 36

>>55958219
Kek I strained my groin jumping out of bed too quickly and I had to limp around for a week. And even after that it took a few more weeks to go away entirely.
>jannies sell SPY

>>55958219
>I'm 31 not 75 goddamn
>>55958261
>I'm 36
>>55958268
just turned 35 yesterday lads. i think i'm going to stop drinking because these years are starting to come faster and health issues are going to start popping up and being an alcoholic will only exacerbate them. i've been lucky to have held up pretty good so far because ive been drinking pretty much every day since Covid hit and fucked everything up

>>55958293
Same here, drink too goddamn much, blood pressure is through the roof. I'm definitely cutting down but they won't take my weekend drinking away from me damnit.

>>55958219
>>55958261
>>55958293
kek, kids

>>55958312
Yeah I know we have some certified boomer posters here. But I think the median age here is probably like 30.

whats a stock that will x10

>>55958236
>>55958261
>>55958261
>>55958268
>>55958293
>>55958312
Is there something I should be doing to prevent these random back tweaks? Is it inevitable or is it some like, core strength issue or dietary thing or something seemingly unrelated?

A tough rode lies ahead m8s

>>55958345
Stretching helps. Sit down. Knees shoulder width apart. Touch right knee with left hand and hold for 15 seconds. Touch left knee with right hand and hold for 15 seconds. Repeat. Do this twice a day. Slow down. Never lift with your back.

>>55958257
No it’s to know you’re not going to be home so Mossad can kidnap your underage daughter idiot.

>>55958345
Check out the book Back Mechanic by Stuart Mcgill, there are free PDFs of it. It has a lot of good tips on how to change the way you move to fix your back issues. A lot of back problems are because of bad movement habits. For example the way you get of bed could be wrong and is easily fixable

>>55958330
I think the median age here is faggot and nigger.

>>55958372
Fuck
I think they've drugged and brainwashed me
I don't even remember having a daughter!

>>55958345
I’m 6’4 and the only thing preventing my back flaring up is deadlifts, barbell rows and hyperextensions. Split those into two separate plans and do a workout once every month or two (or three). Apparently talk people have more back issues due to some spine thing idk.

>>55958392
>>55958392
>>55958392
I baked for you lads since I’m off this week

Alright, who pooped on oil while I was out getting milk eggs and sunnyd?
stop

>>55958345
Add back specific exercises to your workout routine. Strong and flexible back muscles will drastically reduce this sort of thing.

>>55958137
>>55958137
Band aid and claim poison ivy, or do nothing and get interest from other women.

>>55957723
>>55957730
>>55957743
>>55957765
kys