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>>55953604
Yeah I have one. It’s great if you’re having parties or friends around or if you have a family to feed. You need to learn how to actually make good pizza though. But if you’re just cooking for yourself then it’s not really worth the hassle.

>>55953604
Make your own dough by hand just ONCE and you will change your mind about this idea and say "yeah it's worth 20$ to me to buy from the local place" (even leaving aside if you buy a dedicated table mixer for $500). You can't beat a pizza place's scale for your time, unless you're insanely passionate about pizza, you'll find it a pain in the ass.

>>55953746
it's not that hard you pussy

>>55953700
>if you’re having parties or friends around or if you have a family

Looks like it won’t be worth it for OP then.

>>55953746
Making pizza is such a chore

OP I suggest getting Little Caesars pretzel crust pizza. It’s actually pretty fucking good and not expensive

>>55953604
the only point in a pizza maker is to make healthier pizzas without seed oils, not to save money

>>55953751
>t. never kneaded dough
Thanks for your useless input I guess.

>>55953604
lol, you can buy 1 oz of silver for about the price of an extra large pizza. The choice is clear to me... THE PIZZA DUH!

>>55953746
>mix flour, water and yeast
>add pinch of salt
>if dough too thin, add flour
>if too thick, add water
>rest for 8h
????

>>55953788
This is what you have to do for pizza that's comparable/better than a pizzeria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsCEJ8CWlg

>>55953788
Also bread machines have a pizza dough setting. You just add the ingredients according to a recipe, and the machine does all the kneading and resting.

>>55953800
neapolitan pizza fucking sucks. mozarella is a boring tasteless low-fat cheese for faggots trying to lose weight. and those massive borders on neapolitan pizza suck as well. pretentious shit. they get the dough and tomato sauce right though

Pizzas not that hard to make in a normal oven.
I just pre cook the flattened dough for 5 minutes then flip it add sauce and toppings then cook again

>>55953814
>Just buy and clean this $500 table mixer every time you want pizza it's so easy and good value bro
>>55953831
You're not cooking deep dish or chicago style or whatever trash in the pizza oven OP posted, it's specifically for super thin crust cooked quickly types of pizza.

>>55953831
>boring tasteless low-fat cheese for faggots trying to lose weight.
I always assumed mozarella was bad for you because it tastes so good so your are wrong.

>>55953841
>it's specifically for super thin crust cooked quickly types of pizza.
yeah those are the best. neapolitan isnt really super thin. its kind of thin. swedish style pizza is the best. even just a simple margherita, nothing crazy. super thin bottom and a real high quality 38% fat cheese. mogs anything produced with cuckerella low fat faggot cheese

>>55953841
>>Just buy and clean this $500 table mixer every time you want pizza it's so easy and good value bro
You obviously have never used a bread machine, lol! Yeah it is easier than making it by hand, that's the point, and it's the same every time as the machine functions on a timer. Consistency, easier to use, I'M SOLD.

>>55953874
They're great to have if you do other cooking and have some other use for them, buying one just to make pizza is bad value.

>>55953604
Yeah you should but dont get a behemoth of thing like in your pic

There are table top, indoor electric pizza stoves that get 400°C hot and will make your pizza just fine for like 100 bucks, dont have a pic but they sell them here and they look like a ufo of sort

You wont make any pizza with a fire/coal based stove, will take your hours to make a single pizza lmao

>>55953604
it's all about making the perfect dough. then you can just use your oven, no need for the extra stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-jPoROGHGE

>>55953604
Try baking it in your oven before you decide to get some specialized gimmick device. You'll probably decide that making pizza at home isn't for you, and probably also that your oven does the job just fine whether you ever want to do it again or not.

>>55953604
hi OP, sucker of cocks
don’t waste your money on one of those ovens. a pizza stone in your oven or a bbq works way better. i preheat my stone in the oven to 550 and pizzas are in-and-out in 5-7 minutes EZPZ

>>55953995
This.
Pizza stones are worth like 20 bux on amazon and it's as efficient as your retarded tiny alu $300 pizza oven. And it require zero upkeep + is far more practical.
Good receipe for dough + stone = great 'zzas.

>>55953604
Kek, who cares. Its peasent food sold to middle class phaggotts as some kind of litmus class test. Grains are for losers, real men eat meat, fruit, cheese and chocolate

>>55953604
i order pizza too but with domino coupon. 8$ the pizza usualy. cheaper than frozen one. Thx domino shareholder for sponsoring my pizza

>>55954145
>chocolate
lmao yeah what a real man

>>55953746
This. I realized pooping in the toilet and wiping my ass was too much of a chore, so now I just go in my pants and watch TikTok videos.

>>55953769
I have kneaded dough and it's not that hard.

The only thing is, if you're doing it solo, you'll probably get like 4 pizzas out of the dough you need / yeast you use, and will have 3 pizzas in the fridge for leftovers.

OP, just make the pizza yourself, it's pleasurable.


>>55953788
8h? Let it rise for an hour in a dark environment next to a heat source.

>>55954155
>8$ the pizza usualy. cheaper than frozen one.
Kek, are you a leaf? Frozen pizzas are 4 bux in average..

>>55953980
thx for the link fren. Definitely looks like the ultimate pizza dough at home. But that's a lot more steps than i hoped for.
Can you easily freeze the dough? I don't see myself doing all this every few days, but if i can freeze up 20/30 dough balls for later uses it'd be perfect.

>>55954166
What a retarded analogy. This is like comparing the efficiency of manufacturing something on an assembly line that has all of the equipment already vs. building the same machine yourself.

>>55953604
fuck off >>>/adv/ >>>/ck/

>>55954263
sorry i don t buy my food at walmart

>>55953604
Everybody in this thread is retarded. OP, is the pizza you get even good? I mean like is it actually high quality, or is it a fucking chain pizza shop?
I buy the refrigerated pizza dough at the store, a little can of tomato sauce, a bag of mozzarella, and whatever toppings I want. It's like $10-15 depending on what meats/veggies you buy. Tastes just as good as any chain pizza store, and it's even cheaper the next time I do it because I have leftover cheese and toppings, so I just need to buy another thing of dough and pizza sauce.
And you don't need a fancy pizza oven, just use your regular oven.

>>55953604
>>55953700
Anything you order is goyslop soaked heavily in seed oils.
It tastes delicious.
But your own pizza will be cheaper and unavoidably better for your body.
You would have to try and go to great lengths to make a pizza as unhealthy as Domino's in your home.
It might not even be possible.

>>55953756
And this is why everyone is fat and retarded.
They literally use the cost as a determinant of what food they buy.
>8 CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR A DOLLAR!!
Think about that. What are they feeding you?

>>55954134
NO YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN NOT COMSOOMM AND DO WHAT'S PRACTICAL!!!!

>>55953995
>>55954134

How do you get them to cook from above??

I would love to make my own pizza.

I did them in regular oven, it is not the same, it is just not, not for me.

I think I will try making my own, but I really think you need live fire somehow, pizza needs to be burned from above / side, not only from below.
And you need that high fire temperature, it should be done in just couple of min.

>>55953700
Wtf why can’t a single guy own one and enjoy pizza, stop being a pizza gate keeper

>>55953604
Continue ordering pizza

T. Pizza delivery guy

>>55955272
You turn on your ovens roaster.
I use a "pizza steel" which is just a thick sheet of metal. You heat it up for an hour or so first, then turn on oven roast when you put in the pizza. The stone/steel keeps bottom super hot while roast does the top.
I make sourdoigh pizza weekly and sure, it takes time but, it is cheap and with the steel is actually way better than a cheap dominos goyslop pizza

>>55953746
lol im so glad Im not a wage slave and/or a zoomer
>noooo this thing takes me more than 10 minutes, I will pay someone double digits to do it for me before I have a breakdown!

>>55953604
OP fuck the fancy shit and get a pizza steel for your oven. Does the trick- great pizza and other stuff. My wife is Italian.

https://www.insider.com/guides/kitchen/best-pizza-stone#best-pizza-steel-the-original-baking-steel-2

>>55956004
>thick sheet of metal
Yup this.

>>55956290
your not allowed to buy things that strangers suggedt on the internet, or else you are a horrible robot with no life. so, even if you were interested before, your are a horrible loser with no life if you even THINK about buying a pizza stone ever again in your life. sucks to be you, you fucking loser.

>>55956337
>horrible loser with no life if you even THINK about buying a pizza stone ever again in your life
I had one of the first pizza steels. Still have it; the thing is fucking incredible. Great for heating leftovers.

>>55953755
if you are a burger, two pizzas can be a meal for one without parties or friends

>>55953995
you call that a pizza? kek. Looks like pajeet naan bread with toppings.

>>55954536
>coupon or no pizzas
Domino is the "walmart" of all the pizza chains.

>>55953995
100% this, also this thread smells like a shill op for these shitty ovens

>>55953604
Not necessary but go for it, I'm thinking about it myself or even building a wood fired oven. It's hard to get an oven hot enough, but the following can help...
>>55953995
>pizza stone
Or cast iron. Make sure to preheat them.
>>55955272
These don't work in a grill, burns the bottom ime, but good in an oven.
Maybe if you had a big grill you could avoid the direct heat by not using all the burners.
Turn your oven as hot as possible is the real trick. It should cook in 5-8 minutes.
Lazy niggers will say it's too much effort.

>>55956499
you,re scum

>>55953746
This to a degree. I make great pizzas, better than any restaurant. But making dough the night before, using up all your fridge storage space, shaping the doughs next day.... Sometimes it's easier just to order.

>>55953604
I have one and make pizza from scratch so I know wtf ingredients I’m eating. It takes time to get the hang of getting a good crust but it’s kino when you do.

>>55955345
In college tho right?

>>55953756
Ackchually it's super easy
>spoon some pasta sauce onto a large pita bread
>shred some cheese on it
>whatever toppings you want, add some veggies you fat fuck
>broil a few minutes or use an air fryer if you have one
Tastes amazing
>b-but that's not rEaL pizza crust
Shut up faggot just try it

>>55954284
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCQ0maTaTMA

I used to have the best fucking recipe for Neapolitan crust. I made it just twice, but it was simply amazing. It was from some neocities page, I lost the link though and could never find it again. That crust was insanely good though, it took like a week to let it rise and knead it right, and you had to get a specific brand of flour and yeast to make it.

>>55953769
That isn't hard to do

>>55955339
He was referring to normal people, not fatties who eat the whole pie. If that's you, it's worth every penny.

calzones are better and easier to make

>>55957450
Nope, mid thirties. I make $30/hr in a small town and have a basement wagie paying my mortgage so I'm doing fine.

>>55953604
>get one of these to make pizza on my own?
you wont do shit.