/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he doesn't play his banjo when the markets are closed
ywnbaw

comfy saturday. looking forward to autumn.

NVDA bros, everything's going to be alright, right? NVDA is still pumping all the way up to $800/share, right? We're all gonna make it, right? I put my whole retirement account in NVDA at $500/share because I thought it was going to the moon.

Can someone explain this to me like I’m a five year old retard. They increase the money supply by 400% (they don’t even report M4, nothing to see there) in 20 years yet had a inflation target of 2%…

>>55948087
PLEASE, SOMEONE TELL ME EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

>Still wondering about the 20k NVIDIA calls guy....

It has come to my attention that there are a lot of unintelligent investors that don’t understand dividends posting in /smg/

>>55948100
Everything is going to be okay

why would they go for buyback now?

>>55948131
So that the execs can sell out of their positions without cratering the price until they're done.

>>55948112
It's already been covered THREE times now, he was LARPing.

>>55948098
Money supply increases exponentially forever MMT

>>55947055
>>55947060
Not all re-invested earnings are well-spent. Imagine if google had paid the money for google+, google-glass, stadia, and all its other failed projects as a divvy. A reasonable payout ratio cuts fat from lower/no return projects and makes the companies evaluate capital opportunities more studiously with a leaner capex budget.

All growth / no divvy and no growth / all divvy are equally bad for different reasons.

>>55948143
Well least that would mean an exit pump.

>>55948147
Oh, ok.. didn't see it.

Damn I have a lot of business & finance reading to do this weekend

>>55948153
Excellent take using the most perfect example.

>>55948163
Live here, nigger.

>>55948098
When loaning aka increasing money supply that money is usually used in buying assets property/stocks/bonds inflating those assets. People don't take out a loan to buy a supply of beer sufficient for the rest of their lives. So different assets have different inflation rates. Also they skew the numbers.

>>55948174
there aren't enough hours left in the weekend to watch that much furry porn

>>55948208
Eh, yeah, t-tthanks, y-yyou too.

how do I into commodities? stocks are limp dick for the foreseeable future.

>>55948100
everything will be okay over a certain stretch of time unless it isn't.

>>55948113
especially the night crew ;)

>>55948267
open a futures account, accidentally take delivery of 1000s of synthetic lean hogs, easy peasy

F Bob Barker

I haven't seen the honest bull post in a while. He said he was going to buy more NVDA calls before the earnings were out. What happened to him? I believed him and that's why I bought NVDA stocks at market open during the earnings, which costed me $500/ share. He said he was sure NVDA will hit $800/share. Have I been bamboozled? My whole retirement portfolio is crumbling right in front of me. I will never retire at this point. This has financially ruined me. I will have to work until I'm 70 just to dollar cost average and hopefully breakeven. Oh, my God. Oh, my days. My life is ruined.

>>55948267
Move into a commodity fund.

>sold my PBR months ago
>just got a $300 dividend payment
I really wish I hadn't sold it, if it crashes again I will rebuy it. goddamn it's free money.

>>55948298
Right... Honestbull, Baggie and Putsarenotdawae, there were three.

>>55948098
>M2 =/= CPI measurement.
>CPI =/= real price changes because of hedonics, basket changes, etc.
>M2 =/= Broad Money chasing goods/services
>Fed doesn't control the broad money supply, banks do.
A lot of reasons. The Fed is the janny of the banking system, and monetizing assets is its mop.

A NEW COVID VARIANT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>A NEW COVID VARIANT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
A NEW COVID VARIANT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>A NEW COVID VARIANT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>55948346
lucky those vaccines that you took years ago are actually safe and effective for this variant, it's the unvaxxed that are killing everyone.

>>55948362
the vaccines are so effective that even after almost getting killed by the vaccine my covid infection a couple of weeks afterwards was a total nothingburger in comparison

What goyslop shall I do for lunch?

>>55948393
9mm

>>55948399
I'll show you 9mm.
*unzips penis*

>>55948399
Nah thats reserved for the semites.

>>55948410
At this point in my life, with my retirement portfolio gone, $20 is $20.

>>55948393
Taco bell cravings box, eat the upcharge for a chicken chalupa and substitute the cinnamen twists for nachos

>>55948267
Buy BOIL low, sell BOIL high. Always know the 3 month chart to get some bearings, always buy in small, always be ready for it to go lower. Study the contracts months ahead on CME and the curve projections on EIA. Learn a general idea of the macro circumstances, weather (and cyclic behaviors) storage, production, powerburn, feedgas, exports, etc. Or just goomble like most do and hope for the best.

>>55948346
woo lad

>>55948442
Sure, havent been to taco bell in awhile.

>>55948477
wat

>>55948098
You're going to see this hit the quadrillions in your lifetime.

>>55948489
we are all going to be millionaires

>>55948298
Just move it all into a HOOD Gold account and get daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9% until you patiently, carefully determine a better investment, and time to invest, and you can make it back. Shit, they will give you 3% matching on IRA contributions with a Gold account, too, and 1% without Gold ($5 per month). Calm down, you can recover at least substantially with patience and smarter choices from lessons learned. True wisdom begins with HOOD though.

>>55948488
I keep doing the #10 at jack in the box to get my spicy tendy fix.

>>55948098
Stop noticing things antisemitic thoughtcriminal! If you just ignore housing, and food, and cars, and raw materials you'll see that inflation has been low!

>>55948530
inflation is going down fast that preceeds sp500 rally

Umm bros I lost a lot of money. Kind of wish I never started buying stocks.

>>55948703
80% of stonks are losers and lose more than sp500 they dont tall basic info to newbies

out of sp500 gains most come from lucky 3% space rocket stonks like tech last decade. if you miss those rockets then picking stocks is massively loser's game

that's why long/neutral sp500 strat is adviced for most who want to to trade.it would actually require special skill to lose money that way.
buy and hold sp500 is ok strat too for those who dont trade

>>55948703
The fate of the Mumu
>line always goes up
>beheems himself every time line goes down 5%

>>55948703
Many such cases.

>BREAKING PRESIDENT BIDEN DEPLOYS F-35S TO THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

>>55948560
M2 is leveling off after the march totally-not-QE QE, shit & piss is very close to it's 2021 high adjusted for money stock

>>55948211
Exactly. It seems like others are more than willing to influence the demand of goods that people actually need without having the capacity themselves to afford it.

Bull bros

Are we unironically back?

>>55948799
Yes you're back, in the red.

>>55948799
Every single stock I like looks like this, or worse, with the exception of three -- Berkshire Hathaway B, Caterpillar, and Eli Lilly. So no. That's not the way the professional gamblers are leaning.

They're still tightening their balance sheet and making new lows. That little hiccup is completely gone.

>>55948808
I mean, look at this. John Deere is an awesome company doing awesome things. It is market dominant and has nice low healthy P/E ratios and what have you. But all the pros are betting the stock will take a big gigantic shit for the foreseeable future. It puzzles one.... and also merits constant monitoring, because the bastards are fickle.

>>55948757
>shit & piss is very close to it's 2021 high adjusted for money stock
Show graph, plox.

>>55948811
This means nothing as long as the "free market" is ready, willing and able to loan the US what they owe the FED (+ interest) when the bonds mature.
FED RUNNING OFF THEIR BALANCE SHEET IS NOT A MONETARY DEFLATIONARY EVENT.

what time is it?

>>55948087
>>55948098
>>55948100
Looks like the market will pump a little next week, hit the resistance and then massive selloff in early september.

>>55948837
Bear time.

>>55948852
fuck me

>>55948837
IT'S VADER TIME

>>55948800
check 'em

HOLY heck. I would claim that I am a mega genius that dwarfs you mere mortals to the point as if I am looking down on (You) in your hills as ants, but I know that it is really not me but the LORD GOD Almighty who has shown me the vision and graced me with a mere amount of grasping. BOIL really is a FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT and if you learn to play it almost exactly like a BANJO ROLL then it will make sweet, sweet music. HOLY FUCKIN' HECK. I might sell a course telling (You) how to do this! You can give me TREE FIDDY to learn this way! BUT
>but
BUT
you will not be able to fully grasp it without knowing a few BANJO ROLLS in your muscle memory, so THAT is step one. Well, I mean, besides acquiring a banjo to do it with, you no banjo, no BOIL niggers. Man, BOIL is just so fuckin' BASED, holy FUCK, truly a gift to humanity from the LORD GOD Almighty.

>>55948346
do people still react to covid? even the most liberal and/or immunocompromised i know have not given a shit for well over a year now

>>55948883
Well the fear hype may cause the return of hoarding mentality. To defeat this I'm gonna stock up on shat paper and paper towels to last least a whole month soon

>>55948883
I caught covid a month ago while in Spain and no one gave a shit. I went to an hospital and they didn't tell me to confine or anything, they just did some blood tests and let me go.

Everyone pack it up, liquidity crisis is over

>>55948909
whatdo in Spain? What country do you live in?

>>55948939
Poland, I was visiting a friend, who also didn't give a shit about covid and visited me at home just a couple of days after I got sick lmao.

My kidneys still kinda hurt btw.

>>55948954
Ah, yeah, I know a bunch of Polish folks, my cousin married one and a lot of his family moved here due to his dad's activities during the 80s against Russia.

>>55948938
In 1000years will we even have physical monies?

>>55948999
For as long as there remains even only one heterosexual male with an intact dick there will be physical monies. After that, nope.

>>55948819
It's sitting at .211 as of Friday, using the latest m2 (Aug 22), quite frothy

>>55948819
>>55949008
Derp

>>55948999
In 1000 years, everyone alive today will be dead, other than your immortal overlords.

How do I short LPG?
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1695530746562167252

>>55948883
Boomers here are still mortally terrified of it. My parents wear masks when they go out. Some people just can't learn

>>55949078
>how do I short something that just became more scarce
No wonder this place is so full of cries all the time.

Reverse or normal H+S on SPY 1W?

>>55949197
>TA without candles

>>55949207

>Pasts

>>55949013
And what does this chart tell us technically?

>>55949239
Line go up, line go down

>>55948835
It kinda is. Its draining liquidity from the system because the market now has to absorb 70 billion in treasuries a month

Just bought one of the stocks of all time. Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of it?

>>55948938
>you will never find buried treasure
why live

>>55949327
what is a stock of all time?
Do they have futures futures?

should i buy into the s&p now or wait until christmas

>>55949327
Are stocks good for you?

>>55949353
buy low
sell high

nvidia set to free fall. big boys going all in shorting. in three months you're going to seethe if you ignore my advice.

>>55948938
Is that copper?

I don't know the difference between a put and a short but I'm gonna open a put option on NVDA and set the strike price for 300 by the end of september.

anyone know where john rocker is? i heard he had a heart attack after eating too much cured pork. (many such cases) anyways i've noticed the threads being a little TOO on topic lately and i liked his videos. also i think i'm banned from neuralblender for trying to make nazi anime girls as well, my art just stays locked in queue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DV7AiUYMek

>>55948938
Those 3/8 or half inch drive?

>>55949527
He hasn't made a vid in a few weeks so the stock markets have been crashing because no one knows what to do without his guidance. Well, other than me, I'm fine because I just trade BOIL, but everyone else is turning into pink wojaks. Even Jim Cramer doesn't know what to say.

>>55949527
I dont really pay attention to the tripfaggotry but be had to goto the doctor for his neck rash, that was the last I heard.

>>55948883
I still see fags masking to this day. They never stopped.

>>55948883
Yeah, leftists are fucking npc's & some of them are still running on old updates.

>>55948883
Half of this website doesn't even think it's real they still think it's just a flu. You're asking the wrong place.

Companies that grow their dividend consistently are the the types of companies I’ll consider investing in.

>>55949679
shut the fuck up retarded dividendfag, you are /smg/'s lowest

>>55949717
>wants to short a commodity that just became more scarce
>calls intelligent dividend invooster the lowest
It is time to humble thineself into a stance of lrn2. You do not want us to believe that all of those Polack jokes are actually true, do you?

>>55949527
>>55949590
found it
>>55932048
apparently he has to stop drinking - normally that would be a good thing but for alcoholics like john that can be extra dangerous. he is probably flopping around on his floor in convulsions while pus oozes from his neck, filling up his skinfolds like some kind of purulent mortar. i feel bad for the coroner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPLF3JyKess

>>55949717
You really aren’t very good at this

>>55949353
just be yourself

>>55949392
>buys low
>wasn't low enough and goes lower
>sells high
>wasn't high enough and goes higher

>>55949798
>goes lower
If firmly convinced that upside will be soon and adequate enough, buy more. If not, sell quickly and cut losses before it gets bad.
>goes higher
Well shit, I could have held for longer and made more. Oh well, thank you LORD GOD Almighty for blessing me with gains rather than losses!

>oh no I have to go to work
>get to work
>start phoneposting
my recliner is comfier

>>55949839
I know this feel

Are you ready for total WSB death?

FIRST FOR RACISM
>FIRST FOR RACISM
FIRST FOR RACISM
>FIRST FOR RACISM

it's the daytona 500 baby

FIRST FOR RACISM
>FIRST FOR RACISM

>>55949886
>123rd for racism

>>55949886
It's not the 500, that race is in February at the beginning of the season
This the KO Ø 400, come hang out >>>/sp/turnleft

my heart is filled with hate. im going to transition to an imitation of robo-anon's strategy of call spreads on in this new eternal bull run.also idk if this related my niece who i met for the first time in 15 years is legitimately the most beautiful girl i met in my entire life. she is a good person and is rightfully creeped out and avoiding me.

>Futures

>>55949980
god i wish that was me

>>55950001
Had you posted one second faster you would have gotten quad 0s after a 5595 and unlocked your desire into real life.

Looks like the market will try to pump 1-1.5% next week before it hits the resistance again.

>>55948376

Um... Mumus... What's happening? Are we gonna make it?

>>55950084
No, you will sell your bags for a loss and be like "aww fuck I shouldn't have put my money in stocks, guess I'll wagecuck now"

>>55950103
What's wrong with wagecucking?

>>55950103
never seen this bobo, lmao. polsterbobo

>>55950141
If you're a poorfag, it's your only option. But what you really need to do is stop being poor.

are distributions from treasury bond ETFs exempt from state taxes like normal treasuries?

>>55950141
It's what's best for the vast majority of people

>>55950185
>stop being poor
It all ends up in the same place in the end

if you want some top slop, may i recommend Taco Bell's new grilled cheese dipping taco?

>>55950206
I feel like it's not best for me even though i need to do something to double my net worth in the next 10 years

>>55949013
Uh hold on so my calculations say we should retest 350 on SPY based on this.

what is considered wagecucking?
is a doctor a wagecuck? is scoops?

>>55950271
>is a doctor a wagecuck
Yes

>>55950271
>OOOOHHH WAGIE, stick your fingy up my bum bum to make sure my p spot doesn't have cancer
Doctors are the ultimate wagecuck

>>55950271
>what is considered wagecucking?
Working for what someone else pays you. Unless you own the business you work for, and are paying yourself... then you're wagecucking. You can make a lot of money wageing, you can be middle class or even upper class in some jobs. But, you're still labor, a part of the working class, not part of the capital class.
>is a doctor a wagecuck?
Unless they own their practice, yes.
>is scoops?
Unless he owns a significant stake in the company he works for, yes

It all depends. I mean hell I do what I do cause it sure as hell beats slaving away till I'm 65 with zero security blanket along the way. V.S what I do now; go into work, do "nothing" for 8hrs. Do this till I'm 53/54 then retire and get a pension check till I die afterward plus a 401k (I'm 40 now). Can't get fired either. Unless I show up drunk, stoned, fire off some obscene laced e-mail,etc. But just going in doing what I do, then take my normal afternoon nap? Nope not a word.

>>55950352
Im going to say the N word

>>55950389

>>55950352
Public sector?

Buying URANIUM today is like buying NVIDIA

In 2019 ?

>>55950407
yes, this guy works for state gov

time for a scotch and some french house

>>55950271
anyone that sleeps on a regular schedule, whose meals and bowel movements have been set to his routine, anyone who has a permanent indentation from wearing a belt everyday, who knows the feeling of heat and perspiration building up in a tucked-in shirt. they too are wagies. i've seen "retired" people still waging day in and day out, in their mind at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgBpsNPQ50

>>55950407
Yeah. What amuses me anymore though is in our building they've got a high turnover rate on one floor. New hires don't even last a month in some cases. Which is funny. Cause while I don't know exactly what they do I know it's gotta be damn easier than say working at MCD's or WMT. Sides if they'd bother to actually read the employment regs they would see that all they gotta do is tough it out for 6 months then they could job hop within the system if they wanted.

>>55950271
>>55950466
waging is waking up and looking at the clock. it is waking up 30 minutes before your alarm and stewing in dread. it is anyone who looks at a clock and wishes it would go faster. wagies are those who have surrendered themselves to a temporal master, for example /smg/ posters that only post during trading hours.

>>55950352
Have you ever gone down to Dumas Walker's?

>>55950507
>Dumas Walker'
Nope.

>>55950507
slaw burger and a bottle of Ski?

>>55950521
Man you ort to have. The Kentucky Headhunters might have been hangin' out there and you could have had a slaw burger, fries, and a bottle of Ski with 'em. You musta been too wrapped up in that satanic hentai shit instead and missed it! You could have watched Dumas take his orders down one at a time without needin' a pad because he had a photographic mind. I don't know, maybe he is still livin' but I doubt it by now.

>>55950541
Yep, one of the best live bands I ever saw, back when they still had Ricky Lee with 'em.

>>55950553
they're alright but they're no Ram Jam

I am officially priced out of buying groceries, ticker: FOOD.

>>55950567
just get what you need and walk out
shrinkage is the new hotness

>>55950577
This but wear blackface when you do it to make sure you won't be harassed by the police.

>imagine not investing in Home Depot
>imagine not investing in Costco
>imagine not investing in realty income
>I couldn’t imagine

>>55950565
Them's NYC boys. The singer on Black Betty wasn't even their regular singer either. Their entire everything rests on that one song which had actually been recorded before he joined the band and was re-released as a Ram Jam song. KO Boomer there is a KY boy.

>>55950600
>Imagine not investing in Target
>Imagine not investing in Macy's
>Imagine not investing in Foot Locker

>>55950602
NYC's good enough for me. It's where I get my salsa.

>>55950600
>>55950614
>imagine not just buying BOIL low and selling BOIL high

>>55950621
Fuck that shit, stranger, I hope you can beat a full house, I'm a PACE man.

>>55950621
>>55950632
Not to mention, please pass the jelly.

Are crematoriums in China publicly or privately owned? At its peak they're expecting around 15 million people to die a year there as it hits the peak of its population decline, I'm starting to feel like this might be a business worth investing in.

>>55950710
Actually revise that it's more like 15 million in net population loss, they're expecting anywhere in the ballpark of 18 - 22 million deaths per annum at the peak.

>>55950475
Regretting not going down that pathway, particularly in the States with the sheer goldenness of the final salary pensions available. Here it’s comfy, can always shitpost or if I’m feeling proactive get the laptop out and gamble on stocks or horses, sometimes very comfy to the point of going to sleep regularly. No one seems to bother me as I’m in a role that can fuck them over too but working in the private sector always means it’s profit driven and occasionally I’ll be in a high stress situation where I’m making calls way above my pay grade because nobody is willing to do it. Always have to have a fall guy, or watch out for a retardant enemy who’s job I can do in 2mins who I’ve compiled a document on in case I have to sue him for being a lying retard. Just keep giving him rope to hang himself but he won’t bite and I’m too laid back to care, just always covering yourself. Lack that security you have though it would be expensive to fire me technically it’s still not as safe as a public sector worker. My only worry in your shoes is what happened to the UK gilt market last year spreading as that public sector debt bubble is even bigger in some US states.

Do you think the U.N. can pump my oil bags are has society accepted their role as some sort of unfunny gag organization?

>>55949239
Market has been flat for years and the only thing driving it up has been the printer, printer is now off, m2 is flat-lining, FFR is "higher for longer", yet shit&piss is at the 2021 highs

>>55950818
So they want them to pump less despite shortage concerns?

>>55950718
You only need like 4-6 crematoriums with a couple ovens for that. They explained it in History class.

>>55950818
>UN experts are unpaid independent figures who do not speak for the UN but are mandated to report their findings to it.

Can they at least name these “experts”?

>>55948814
John Deere has some serious internal cultural issues.

I grinded up my gambling account over the past 2 months recovered all the losses and then gave it all back on Friday

>>55950871
well the article says it was sent by the UN working group of human rights and transnational corporations (I don't really understand why they combined these...) but their members are listed here:
https://www.ohchr.org/en/special-procedures/wg-business/members

As far as the UN special rapporteurs dealing with rights and climate change who are also accredited, I can't even be bothered to google it really.

>>55950926
Because the UN is massive and they have highly specialized offices/commitees etc. That group is squarely focused on human rights violations by corporations attempting to seize land from native groups etc, sweatshop labour, etc.

>>55950926
A bunch of roastie lawyers and a token N are now climate experts. Disappointing, would have thought a former IPCC cuck was there.

>>55948814
>>55950892
A lot of people hate John Deere because they tried to fuck all of their customers on right to repair and locked down software on their equipment such that only a licensed JD mechanic could work on it or even get it to work at all beyond limp mode. They basically destroyed all the good will their company had built over the years and a lot of farmers and ag companies are switching or already switched to their competitors products because they're not wildly anti-consumer. The market is always fake and gay but a downturn for john deere wouldn't be out of the question.

Preece just rolled about 5 times in mid-air at Daytona and may have brain damage.

>>55950973
10 times
>>>/sp/134427087

>>55950978
Holy shit that's brutal. So he lived... for now?

>>55948450
SIR DO I BUY BOIL ON MONDAY OR WAIT??? I NEED TO FEED VILLAGE.

>>55950978
>got sideways and caught air underneath the vehicle
That's still a thing in nascar? Figured they'd have found a solution to it by now.

>>55950978
I can't believe /sp/ has flags. Were the griefers that bad?

>>55950993
Probably fine, just very dizzy... though spinning like that probably isn't great for the brain...
>>55950998
>Figured they'd have found a solution to it by now.
So did they, actually. This generation of car isn't supposed to do that
>>55951008
I don't know. I only really hang out in racing threads. That /biz/ doesn't have flags is basically aiding and abetting at this point though...

>>55950998
underside of the car is completely covered so I guess it's kind of wing-like if it catches the air just right.
>>55951012
I would love flags on /biz/

>>55951026
>he was in the thread
FIRST FOR RACISM!!!

>>55951012
>>55951026
>>55951041
And because this is a Business & Finance board, this is the primary sponsor of the winning car... some random regional bank (that will probably go SVB by eoy)

>>55951045
Well that's pretty bearish then

>>55951045
I love crossboard posting so much bros

I just had the dumbest idea
>American Steel (X) getting bought or merged
>Twitter rebrands to X
>American Steel goes off the market
>TWTR reissues itself as X
Did Elon just fucking do the stock equivalent of buying a domain name from a squatter?

>>55951060
I was wondering when someone would figure it out

>>55951066
All that will happen is X gets bought at whatever price and TWTR gets an administrative change. I dont see how profit off this

8 minutes until movie night! Tonite's feature is Kontroll (2003)!

>>55951074
This anon is so new to the stock market that he didn’t know Twitter went private

>>55951080
get the paprika. it's gonna be a spicy one.

>>55951081
I actually forgot about it. I dont trade tech or meme stocks generally

>>55950996
LOOK AT PRICES THEN SIR AND SEE
THEN WHEN You BUY LOOK AT PRICES UNTIL REDEEM

Movie night movie night, get in here! I hope ur Hungary cuz tonite's feature is Kontroll (2003)!

>>55950972
Kek. What software. All the equipment on my granddad's (well Uncle's now) farm is analog. No software required. Worked good then back in the day, still works now to.

>>55948047
Should I put another 2k into VTSAX or keep it in the money market and wait for a better entry? Money market is currently at 5.35% I believe. Or should I just throw it in? This is money I won't touch as it's additional retirement. Already maxed out my Roth.

>>55951123
Put it in COST if it’s for retirement

SPY 395

>>55951308
*345

>>55951325
*245

You know what guys. I'm considering getting LEAP puts on Visa. If all this shit is going down, might as well do it on a stock at all time highs and is susceptible to market corrections

>>55951330

>international stock has only returned an average of 1.38% real returns after inflation since 1990
>that's 33 years of your money only going from $1000 to only $1577 after 33 years

Im realizing im a midwit. Im smart enough to manage most things in life like debt generally. But that I fall prey to vices like gambling and using leverage chasing rushes but not smart enough to really transform my life. Nothing I do feels like its real with money. Back during middle ages intelligence would lead to success and then you got tangible physical rewards

>>55951121
Hes talking about self driving tractors in the factory farms

So is China gonna actually implode and cause a 2008 tier economic crash or will it just be another 2 more weeks nothingburger?

>>55951448
they have over 3 trillion of cash to inject into their market before they even need to try QE so I'm gonna say no

>>55951440
if it makes you feel better on average all day traders fail to beat the market let alone options and leverage

>>55951308
>>55951325
>>55951330
>>55951378
The bottom is, has been, and always will be SPY 185.

ai bros....

>>55951440
You are heading in a good direction. He who exalts himself shall be humbled. He who humbles himself shall be exalted. Matthew 23:12. Perhaps if you stay on this path you will clean out some room within yourself that the LORD GOD Almighty will fill with new wisdom/insight into methods that will result in positive gains *and* you will use those gains in ways that even further this positive development. Perhaps the LORD GOD Almight will teach you how to work BOIL/KOLD/UNG as He has me (though I am only beginning and He has much more to show me).

>>55951487
it's low quality posts like this that sometimes make me not wanting to interact with you losers at all

>>55951483
It's gonna bounce off 344 and then crab for a decade back up to 500

>>55951515

>>55951483
Many years ago my son literally got suspended in middle school and booted from honor society for writing a letter to the soldiers telling them not to get fucking killed and he's sorry that their food is shitty. I told him he was in zero trouble at home.

>>55951577
I mean the kid wasn't wrong. Pretty fucking smart.

>>55951497
Well, you're welcome to kys anytime.

>>55951606
He even drew a little stick figure graphic of a soldier getting a tray at mess and going "fuck this bullshit food". I literally keked uncontrollably and swelled with pride while my now ex wife gave me the death stare.

>>55948530

The Shit and Piss 500 vs M2 chart is interdasting. We've gone basically nowhere since the 1960s it's all just been money printing.

>>55951631
oh fuck her and the teachers then. That's just gold lol

>>55951678
He said he didn't think there was any way the teachers were going to actually read all those before sending them. Anyway, like I said, he was in zero trouble here and I made sure he knew how much I admired him for it.

>>55951677
Interdasting indeed, I don't have a great deal of understanding of it, but what I do grasp of that is quite the eye opener. Essentially, there's a lot of illusion in the standard view and the "historically line go up" thing you hear so much is just buying that illusion.

>>55951700
Good lad. The GIs would have found that letter hilarious.

>>55950845
>printer, printer is now off
I'm not so sure about that one...

>>55951777
Yeah, I knew it was a shame they couldn't get it.

>>55951631
Kek

>>55951677
Shits been fucked since the 60s when the juice started taking over levels of government and killed JFK. Then followed by the gold standard being obliterated, etc. etc.

>>55951677
Yes, now you get it, index investing is largely just a short of fiat
>>55951779
M2 is flat after the March (not)QE bump

>>55951808
That was about the last of the man being able to support the entire household on his salary while the woman kept the house and had food ready, etc. and the children never had to be dropped off with paid strangers for "day care".

>markets
https://youtu.be/UtGL5yKdSCk?si=gsZKuPuGiKp35awh

>>55951631
>>55951700
based kid

>>55951121
The latest stuff is very heavily digitized and locks you out like Apple's stuff does.

>>55951447
The automated side got hit the hardest by deere being faggots about right-to-repair but even the regular stuff still got fucked over. If you flashed the firmware to get around it and get your shit running again after you fixed it yourself you'd void the warranty on the entire piece of equipment and they made a way to store whether that happened or not with a write only section of their flash memory for the ECU. It was a bunch of gay bullshit, and basically John Deere and Apple lobbied heavily against right-to-repair until they couldn't win that fight anymore and gave up. Just your standard run-of-the-mill hypercapitalistic fuckheadery born of Satan.

>>55949403
Red pill me on Nvidia continuing to fall?

What's the point of investing in stocks when bank rates are so high right now?

BDRY our time to shine will come soon

>>55952095
Payback to gamers who ganged up on their billionaire hedge fund homies. Now those mfs will have to go back to work and DCA for life because they bought the top. NVDA will be back to $100/share as fair valuation.

This environment resembles 1987 & 2007 so much right now...
>U.S. bank downgrades.
>Hong Kong Unsold homes highest since 07.
>Hong Kong Prime rate highest since 07.
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>U.S. , UK,HK, Mexico Israel... Treasury yields highest since 07
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
> U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>A melt-up +50%. Had the two longest winning streaks in history for the $DJIA which are now tied with this past months DJIA run.
>A Pre- Election year.
>Major WGA/DGA Strikes.

Bros I don't think we will be ok when October rolls around this year...

>Zillow offering 1% down payment loan plans

Its so over bros

>>55952108
people will invest their coupons in stocks instead of buying more bonds

>>55952210
I really think it's all just getting propped up until September so all the boomers that don't follow the news have time to get out of their positions before a month starts that's historically a 2% downturn on the shit and piss. I still don't think we see a full retard crash but a correction to the mid-300's wouldn't be out of the question.

>>55951808>>55951828

Kennedy was an asshole who went to berlin saying ''dont ask what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do to your country'', which means the public servants are here to be served by the population and not the public servants are here to work for the population.

There is the real purpose of the republican revolutions starting in britain, america, france : the caste of bureaucrats and merchants are here to leech off the population as much as possible.

>>55952190
What about NVIDIAs good earnings, though?

>>55952217
100x leverage is the future

>>55952306
It's the same risk profile as yoloing ITM call options on index funds with margin.

>>55952318
no it's different when you do it with the big bucks everyone knows that

>>55952323
Lol

>>55952320
Any particular reason you are posting this?

>jaapnese houswives getting into traiding and had such an effect on the economy that it caused the russian financial crisis and indirectly caused the 2008 financial crisis

Why did no one ever tell me this shit was so big over there? A bunch of japanese milfs are still trading and propping up their economy to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVUD-Se7c8

>>55952411
There's chicks that post in /smg/ dude. If you stay at home with the kids taking care of the house all day you have a shitload of free time to learn whatever you want and watch whatever you want. If you want to learn stocks and watch the market being a stay at home mom is far from the worst way to do it. I do the same shit being a stay at home dad.

>>55952423
Corners of the internet like this have super wired demographics. I tried meeting up with this "far right" group I was part of on Mastodon and it turned out to be a bunch of grandmas. The youngest person there was older than my mom and I was the only guy.

>>55952439
That makes so much sense to me it's almost impossible to explain. I know plenty of old ladies that would make Strom Thurmond blush with how they talk.

>>55952210
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
i did wonder when someone would mention this.

>>55952439
the daily mail demographic in the uk, often portrayed as some reactionary far right group of vile white men (i know lol) is actually majority white suburban lower middle class middle aged women with nothing better to do than curtain twitch and yell at clouds.

Is there so much as a single pubicly traded modern business or finance that can exist without routers?

I will now proceed to invest in a variety of index funds, what do you think of that?

>>55952229
Believe it or not, there used to be something called civic duty which was actually useful. Back when most people got along and wanted to work together.
I don't think he meant what you think he meant.

But of course, now that's all gone.

>>55952411
>he didn't read GTO

Another osprey just crashed, fresh hard landing material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2zMLLWCYDM

Dead market

>baggie generals still exist
not buying

China decreased stamp duty by 50%. Will that suck money out of other stocks markets, like EU and US or pump them with China? Hmm...

Baking.

>>55952423
>There's chicks that post in /smg/ dude.
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female investor, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

It's a new day. Let's >Futures post to the bump limit.

>futures

>Futures

>>55953612
Ope forgot my >Futures.
>Futures

I just posted in pol for like 15 minutes and I already feel like shit. That place brings the worst people out and the worst out of people. I want you guys to pay attention to how your feeling from moment to moment and dont get too stressed

>>55952423
>BROKERS could be here, he though.

>>55949717
>shut the fuck up retarded dividendfag, you are /smg/'s lowest
That would be people who shill fucking BOIL in these threads

>>55952423
yeah, no
ywnbaw

>>55953627
/pol/ is troll farms arguing with other troll farms trying to radicalize chuds. It'll give you brain worms.

>>55953637
brapgas is almost at a slurpable level so no that's fine. You can make out like a bandit by swinging that.

>>55953584
>when T2 did it better 32 years ago

>>55953612
That's Bobo's weekend preparation

>>55953584
>>55953659
https://youtu.be/LqSMk2IzK2o?feature=shared&t=69

>>55953627
The only way you can stay sane in this place is block the red boards then use filters.

>>55953693
I use the auto-watch filters. /smg/ and a few other generals on different boards automatically end up in my thread watcher. I literally do not know about 95% of the weird shit that goes on in this place, and I'm fine with that

>>55953657
On cue.

>>55953703
>I literally do not know about 95% of the weird shit that goes on in this place, and I'm fine with that
Keep it that way as there is no more "hidden" gems nowadays as the jannies do a good job of preventing that from happening. I only come here for the memes and news/info.

Can you play crypto like you play stocks, or is there no real inherent value in crypto other than "ITS GOING UP!!" or "oh shit its going down!!"

>Futures
https://youtu.be/DHKxoARmjLU?feature=shared&t=34

>Futures

>>55953741
>Retail vs Algos

>>55953727
Eh, there's still some good stuff out there. Once in a while I'll have a question about something in my life, and go to other boards to see what I can find. I did that with /an/plant/ for my cactus. They were helpful, so I added that to my watcher, though I don't really post much there. Of all the threads I follow though, /smg/ has the most and best memes though, followed by anything on /sp/.

>>55953637
There's only 2 kinds of faggot who would call someone who constantly tries to help Anons make money (some need help, some do not, but any can make money with BOIL/KOLD/UNG) including detailed instructions on *how* and even *when* to some degree to trade it, "the lowest". !) a nigger who is just too retarded and 2) (((someone))) who wants to steer Anons *away* from making money. Either way you're still a faggot, eat shit and get moonkeypoox.

>>55953737
>no real inherent value
There never was any value. I wouldn't go there, soon as interest shifts you will be left bagholding.

>>55953737
Of all assets crypto is the the thing that is based on wishful thinking, believe and the desire to make easy money without any effort.

>No real purpose or use in the world
>High amount of energy consumption for nothing
>Made a few really rich
>Moves now like stocks, which shows it's not the same as it was
>People still arguing it is a currency despite moving like stocks

>>55953627
/pol/ is where the truth of the world comes out in all its near apocalyptic ugliness

>>55948047
Sauce on pic?

>>55953627
There's a lot of truth on /pol/ and I've seen government workers post things on there before they happen. It's not worth it though, it *will* destroy you.

>>55953842
This is pretty much exactly my take. I hardly ever go there anymore, it's just not necessary and even less "healthy". I pretty much knew all of the truths it routinely displays long before there was commonly available internets anyway, nothing much new to me. It *was* practically useful the time it caused me to stock up on toilet paper thanks to a very early warning on a new plague that was becoming evidenced in China a few years ago. I had enough to last for well over a year before there was any public run on it.

>>55953741
thats why i am bullish on knightscope. the roomba that will crush your skull in just 5 years.

>futures

>>55953868
I don't remember /pol/ predicting that toilet paper would be hoarded by the mutts. It did call the Wuhan lab leak before COVID was even announced in MSM though.

>>55953804
Lv1 Maou to One Room boku no pico

>>55953906
Yeah, just in discussion it was proposed that there might be "lock downs" and the implications of that, so I just thought, hey, if I go stock up on supplies and it winds up not being needed in that sense, I'll still need all that shit in regular daily use and just won't have to buy any for a while. I am pretty sure someone even specified toilet paper. Then when the runs actually very first began, /pol/ still offered you a lead time on the majority of the general public for roughly a day. I was living isolated way the hell out away from any towns at the time but made a run all the way to one with a Sam's!

>>55953906
The first discussions were in late December and very early January and it was the hospital hall images and that one guy going missing that had been showing cell phone vids that led to the most fruitful speculations on what might be coming.

>>55953767
/sfg/ is generally excellent if you're into that kind of autism

>>55953959
Yeah I remember that. I even tried to warn my coworkers to avoid people way before they had any clue what was fermenting.

>>55953978
I stayed around for the nigger riots too, constant live feeds, you could take your pick. 2020 was about all the /pol/ I needed to last for the rest of my life other than quick checks during microhappenings. I'll go for sure if there's ever another *real* happening though, it is *the* pulse keeper.

How much of your disposable income should you really be saving to make it? I'm currently maxed out on my 401k cash-matching through my employer (sucks but its 4% + 2.5%) and have it set to passive buy index and I am in the process of buying a house but I really don't think I will have that much extra to still have fun and take trips to bang third worlders and have strange experiences. Anything extra I have I imagine I just check at the house to lock in 7.5%+ interest knock offs and build more equity in it that also grows because of housing prices going up.

providing free sex to whores costs money, the eternal plight of the betacuck

200g of cheese costs $9 where I live, powell needs to hike to 10%

>>55954046
Have you tried eating bugs and being happy?

>>55954046
never really sure with these kind of comments if people are trolling or they actually really believe prices will fall rather than purchasing power catching up (or not) to the current still slightly inflating price. i could understand the confusion if say this were say a youtube comments under a mcdonalds commercial but this is the stock market general on the business and finance board of 4chan.

>>55954046
He wants to but the banks tied his hands.

>>55953773
>>55953792
1) Hard money forces positive sum activity as everything has to balance.
2) Hard money fell out of favor for transactional not economic reasons during the industrial revolution.
3) Politics always favors soft money because it enables easy and opaque theft.

Money is not special, it works like any other asset, increases in quantity (all else being equal) always and only decreases its value. BTC solves money, it is technical fix for a political problem, it is transactionally easy hard money, and unlike physical hard money, abstraction layers can ALSO be trustless, preventing the problems seen in "backed" soft money where the manipulation happens in the abstraction layers. This is the value of BTC, this is the value of crypto, before full capitalization BTC will act as a leveraged short of fiat, after full capitalization ($50-100T in current dollars) BTC will simply be Money.

>>55954108
>>55954108
>>55954108

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