/biz/ - Business & Finance

>please generate tax income
Lol no

>>55947025
I'm a 23 y/o NEET and hate it. I can't drive yet but am working on it. I want to be an electrician. I need cash for driving classes so I can speed this shit up. Dad has been procrastinating on this shit, doing it maybe 2 times a month every two months for FIVE FUCKING YEARS. My youth is being wasted and I'm sick of it.

Can anybody tell me some work from home jobs that don't need you to go in to the office? And I do mean anything. Anything. I COULD and WILL do weird porn if I have to. (But I'd prefer that was the side hustle)

>>55947059
Have fun being poor.

-get a job general

Sorry, i'm too comfortable being a neet, while renting my home and gamblibg with shitcoins.
Better becoming broke than being a wagie

>>55947379
you could get a job as a phone jockey of a call center. I think some companies let you work remote. Anyway It's something you can look into

>>55947735
Any lead is a good lead. I just need to get the fuck out of here. Hate living with someone who can't even be fucked to screw the lid onto a jar of peanut butter after putting it on top. 0% effort, negative 12% effort.

Mechanical Engineer here, how can I go from $67,000 with 4 years of experience to 250k? Should I try the overemployed stuff? Manufacturing is genuinely fucking terrible

>>55947025
>there is a general about being a wagie
Is this composed of outcasts from the boomer stock generals?

>>55948089
It's a general about trading time for as much money as possible. There's a significant subset of dudes on this board that don't have capital and are looking to close that gap. That's what who it's for.

Ultimately its just to help connect dudes who are looking to leave shitty situation with resources that will get them from A to B as quick as possible.

Some dudes are okay with the NEET life and that's cool.

I got bored as hell sitting at home and dicking around on my computer so I got a bartending gig. Tips are fat and taking cash home every night is great.

>>55947025
29 year old neet here
stopped working in 2018 when i cashed out my first little bit of ETH and thought i was rich in 6 figure hell
barely made it to the 2020 bubble and managed to maintain my NEET status because of LINK
now im here and im fucked

ive been working on web dev/smart contract programming for the past couple years with the hopes of getting a web3 job, but with the bear market i dont think thats happening
wtf do i do? i have a 5 year gap in my resume and barely any skills but basic web dev (js + react) and niche blockchain stuff + a CS degree
and how the fuck am i supposed to explain to future jobs that i have 0 references? everyone at my old job hates me

>>55947025
I hate sales and I hate people. What is a good job for me, schlomo?

>>55948079
Is your experience in building bicycles, David?

Applied for a job as a poker dealer nearly a month ago, got a call back, and ran the background check and never called me back.

Anyways, I was playing cards today and one of the front desk people get on me about applying for a job and I'm like, "already did lol".

So the manager comes up, nice guy, going on about how he has questions about the gaps ony resume, "we'll talk later"

I have gaps sure, but wtf, do you need a nigga or not? I guess I'll roll in there tomorrow when it's not so busy

>>55948601
No idea dude, if you hate people then you might have some issues you gotta work through first.

Hey everyone, I'm a former NEET that last year went from neethood to getting a job as a software engineer making over 200k. I'll answer any questions on how I did it and offer advice

>>55948821
How did you do it?
>>55948786
I hate the interactions that come with sales. Everyone wants to try to renegotiate everything.

>>55948580
kind of in the same boat, thinking about padding out that gap with a few questionable ""volunteer"" positions

I fully support thread. Also claim zero on taxes and file asap to get refund months before halvening

>>55948833
If you are decent at math and engineering, good enough to have studied it in college, you are good enough to be a software engineer. There are two paths in software engineering: normal companies and big tech. Normal companies will give you various types of interviews, such as take home assessments, grilling you on a programming language, etc. You can expect a salary of 80-120k starting out, and 150-220k as a senior. Big tech has a standardized interview where they ask you leetcode questions. Starting out you'll make 140-185k and senior you'll make 220-400k. To learn about the big tech interview look at teamblind dot com and search around for leetcode, interview prep, guides

>>55948904
shut up welfare queen

youre homeless in WA. you live a pampered, lazy lifestyle. GFYS

>>55948981
>welfare queen
>pic is literally me at my job
Lmao take your meds non schizo

>>55948963
It makes your life much, much, much easier if you have a few years of experience on your resume. You may or may not have this experience in real life. You should put together a resume with no gaps and a work history you can fully explain. You will most likely have to pass a backgrou check. You should figure out how these checks work and how to make websites of "companies", and how to get phone numbers. If you are just getting into software engineering, put down 1-3 years of experience and put the rest of your experience in another industry. Again, this step will make getting interviews exponentially easier

>>55947025
Anon, i love your threads and you are a refreshing wave of benevolence and honest advice compared to the majority of threads on this board.

Been looking at these for a while and i'll try to contribute as well.
Quite frankly i'm not doing bad myself and recognize a lot of things being said here as legit tips to move forward in life.

Keep it up anon.

>>55948673
I don’t get it

Fuck a job. We already killed a dog and the soup is still cooking

>>55948821
1. what did you do about the resume/references? i have 2 jobs from 5+ years ago and 0 people i can count on as references from either. and the only thing i have done since then is work on a family members website and a couple hackathons

2. how much work do you actually do? my biggest problem is probably imposter syndrome and im scared that even if i get hired as a programmer i wont be able to keep up. and what is the training like once you first get to the job?

>>55947601
We will.

Can someone answer the most common question in these threads, what excuse to make up for the year gaps, specially if they're +5 year long gaps. I've been a semi-neet, haven't worked since i got out of college but i have made money by doing mods for videogames, furries specially shell out a lot of money i will keep doing that but also need a more formal job, no chance in hell they're gonna look right at me at an interview if it says i have freelanced for like 7 years

>>55949709
why don't you show them your furry portfolio?

>>55947025
Have BSc in Math, doing night classes in accounting starting January. What jobs should I look for and how to bullshit my way into them?!

>>55949352
thanks pimp

>>55949709
So what I did to get into software sales is I made up fake jobs at some startups and had my friends pretend to be the CEOs and CROs as my references.

My latest gig I made up 100% of my experience, mind you it's bartending so they're not calling references or anything weird like that.

HR is fucking retarded and the fact that they treat gaps in a resume as a red flag is insane. Literally make up the most perfect resume you think they'd want a candidate to have and figure out how to make it believable.

My resumes are also super simple. Pic related.

>>55949881

>>55949893
>no subtle off-white colouring
>no watermark
>probably not even tastefully thick

>>55947379
just fake the practice hours, its what i did
dmv made me drive around the block and park in the lines in an empty lot
its ez
the dmv wagies dont care

>>55948089
hello sir pls buy tron
guaranteed moon in several years
just dollar cost average sirs

>>55948739
>>55948580
>i was doing app based gigwork for years
ez

I live in Canada and I'm trying to get a remote job in the US.
I can code, know IT, and I have the degrees, job experience, and certs for it.

What should I do to maximize my chances of landing a remote tech job in the US while living in Canada for the time being (long term goal of getting the fuck out of Canada altogether but I need the savings first)

>>55950178
The fastest way for you to get into the states would be by getting a PhD. VC funding is super tight and there's really no shortage of capable tech workers already living in the states.

WeWorkRemotely com is probably your best bet on top of maybe hitting up companies through ProductHunt.

Your absolute best chances would be to go heavy on personal branding and building up a social presence on Twitter, LinkedIn, and TikTok. That'll give you something to atleast get your foot in the door. The main competitive advantage in this angle is because so many dudes refuse to go this route.

>>55949531
>1. what did you do about the resume/references? i have 2 jobs from 5+ years ago and 0 people i can count on as references from either. and the only thing i have done since then is work on a family members website and a couple hackathons
read between the lines anon. Put down phone numbers that will be picked up by you or a friend. Desperate times call for desperate measures
>2. how much work do you actually do? my biggest problem is probably imp
the training is different at every job. You will always have imposter syndrome. If you put your best foot forward you will be fine

>>55947025
I'm a NEET currently getting about $800 leaf bucks per month
My gibs run out mid 2024 so I'm exploring options at the moment, possible certifications I would need but idk what's even worth the effort
Only warehouse / construction jobs pay above $20cad around me, everything else is min wage unlivable tresh
My skills I guess are fast typing, can edit via photoshop, premiere, not really much else
Idk many career possibilities
What are your plays for the bullrun anon? I don't see anything in the top 10 doing 10x-35x

>>55947025
>Get A Job General
post nose.

>>55947601
dont need a job to get money

>>55949893
i think its almost perfect. you need a very small section that tells the HR woman that you are a normie.

Personal profile:
Lately in my free time I do things such as mountain bike with my partner, hone my cooking skills, or help my brother in law on his farm. I am looking for new work in X field that will challenge me and keep me busy.

Just explain that you are a normie slave that your brother in law is using for free help on the farm. The HR woman will think you are a pushover and hire you instantly.
This part is key so you can exclude a cover letter. never submit a cover letter.

More resume examples and tips would be nice, I feel like I should sex mine up a bit. Its like 99% bullshit written by chatGPT anyway, including the part where I had to talk about my "amazon business" to try and explain the MASSIVE gap in my work history from being a NEET. Cover letters are also cancer to write even with chatGPT doing all the work.

>>55949797
Don't math majors have a pipeline into data science?

>>55951713
Dunno, jobs always want a masters degree or 5+ years experience.

how do i get a job with 8 months gap? i need a job but i have gap. nobody is even calling me back :(

>>55951476
u have useless skills no offense. even coding now is useless as any 18 years old out of school can coode. coding or any computer skills is equivalent of using the mouse and keyboard in 2004 at this point.

learn trades or unironically warehouse job and try to climb. should be easy since all their workers are lazy. be hard worker and it will pay off and it's also good alternative to gym and healthier overall. office jobs get carpel tunnel, neck pain and back problem fasts. human body is made to move.

>>55950178
you are going to have to become at least somewhat of a normie. you are going to need to have a 4 year degree from a respectable school or else a strong employment history in the field. you need to maintain a linkedin that aligns to their companies values, and at least have a somewhat decent twitter/instagram/facebook on top of having a strong github or other sort of portfolio to showcase your skills. when you apply for these remote jobs at massive corporations you are literally competing against the world. you cant give them the impression that you are just some crazy chud. you cant just impress them with your skills because those types are a dime a dozen you need to impress them as a person too.

>>55948821
why do you guys hate project managers, stop complaining about us we're just doing our job

>>55947025
I like the idea of this general, but I think the OP should be reworded to be about getting a job within the context of so-called wage theft, because otherwise you're just encouraging slavery

>>55947025
Massive bottom signal. Start loading up your bags boys.

>>55951790
lol
blackpilled loser

>>55951771
>faggots expect you to work before you work
Can't you just lie?

>>55951790
>be a hard worker and it will pay off
you're pretty fucken retarded desu
this is literally firm handshake bootstraps boomer mentality, we're not in 1980 anymore old man.
Also lmao @ thinking construction / labor is healthy when most men that do it for 5-10 years have serious hearing damage, sinuses fucked from dust and whatever ass they ingest, backs destroyed, etc
We are in the era of transhumanism, the human body wasn't made to work 9-5 either faggot

>>55954697
Build real things with your hands. If effort doesnt feel good then you have low test. Also the purpose of working in this context is to DCA into solid plays. I deeply regret not working and putting money into crypto during the bullrun, thats ultimately why I dont want anyone to repeat the same mistake.

Work a job, any job, while constantly looking for better ones, so you can have capital to multiply. You’ll meet people, learn skills, make friends, and ultimately live a much more fulfilling life.

>>55948601
Manufacturing, skilled trade

>>55956048
In every single institution for the past 100 years, it is never the hardest worker that gets rewarded, instead they get abused.
What are your 10-35x plays for the bullrun ?
I was a NEET for 4 years then discovered crypto which incentivized me to actually get a job mid 2020 and rode up from $4k CAD to $250k CAD in Nov 2021
Didn't cash out as I couldn't do anything with that money, and rode it back down to about $5k usd worth atm
Dogshit back-breaking working isn't enticing, especially given I can't even fucking cash out if I ever make it due to taxes literally taking over 40% (even in small increments)

>>55956501
Shit man, that's a pretty hard hit.

Tornado cash, XMR, and p2p transactions would have solved that for you. Taking the 40% tax hit would have left you with over 100k. But even if you didn't want to pay taxes you could have just left it tethered up and you'd still have 250k.

You don't have to do 'back-breaking' work. My point, and the point of these threads, is to make it known that through getting a job you get access to a stream of income that can be leveraged into better opportunities for yourself. Crypto could be one angle but you can also invest it into coaching for higher paying skills. Most importantly you're able to leverage the time of other people in the global market to work on your business for you.

Online marketers pushed this weird narrative that working a job is equivalent to slavery and that their magic solution is the true ticket to freedom. "Don't get a job and be stuck in the rat race, buy my copywriting/trading/agency/branding/coaching course for $2,000 so you can finally live a life of freedom!"

You can quit your job anytime and get a new one in an entirely different industry at any time. Social skills are skills, you can improve them and receive a measurable return on time invested.

This idea that sitting at home and flicking your bean is somehow some significant protest against society is literally the same shit boomers did in the 80s, except they did it in a time where they could still end up with 2 commas to their name.

Get a job. Meet people. Leverage opportunities.

So, I have 1 month to prepare for a sales job.
It's an entry phonecall sales position at a holidays booking agency targeting American boomers, I think, though I'm not %100 on the target audience.
Any advice, on prepping the CV, or other things I should be doing or learning?

As a weakness, I have no sales exp, and my work history is pretty mediocre.
As a strenght, this is a position requiring fluent English in a Latin American city where few people speak it. I'm pretty confident in my English. I was thinking about adding this as an item in the CV of reasons why I think I'd be a good fit. I'd mention something about how I enjoy the language, and I'm excited about a position that'd let me use it daily.
Idk, I basically almost never had a job, so I'm kind of shooting in the dark here

>>55957533
have chat gpt write it
whatever they say is required in the job description just make sure you explain that your good at those things and that you are enthusiastic about the role

>>55948981
Where'd you go fren? Did you overdose on dilation?

>>55951977
That’s what the OP clearly says, but retards feel the urge about having to shit on people trying to get into a higher level of income to actually make real trades

I just applied for a job at in-n-out, says it's 17 dollars an hour. My last job was doing inventory at Amazon for 16.80 but that was in a different state and almost a year ago

>>55951655
Lol, I feel the NEET gap. Mine is like, 4 years broken up by a job for like, 11 months.

The manager "has some questions about my gaps" and I'm applying for a job as a dealer in a casino. I'm going to go in the poker room tomorrow morning and see what's up, cause I know you gotta audition and shit. If I get that job then it truly is all about who you know because I don't know anyone other than gamblers. However, I'm out of fucking money as it is, and just applied to a fast food place. I'm feeling it Mr Krabs.

>>55951655
>>55957906
I have a ridiculous work history comprised of more than 5 years of "gap" time, of taking forever to study in college and not being able to take home the diploma, etc.
I'm thinking about the wild approach of giving zero fucks and just being shamelessly honest about everything they ask me to

>>55951476
>currently getting about $800 leaf bucks per month

are you in Calgary

>>55951790
>t. warehouse manager trying to get people to work harsh conditions

Office lifestyle is bad for humans. But warehouse laborer is definitely worse. So many better alternatives for physical activity jobs exist besides warehouse slave.

i just got approved for unemplyment

12,000 dollars paid to me over the next 6 months baby

HELL YEAAAAA

thank god i live at hime with my mom.

life is so good.

wont have to work till next year

>computer science student
>last semester of junior year
>applying for summer internships for next summer
>live in middle of California (not the Bay Area or LA)
>have several years of work experience at an IT help desk
How do I position myself to get an internship and most importantly a job after graduating? I’m kinda retarded so I need some spoon feeding from experienced anons

>>55958426
You'll be fine

>>55958622
Could you elaborate? lol

>>55958426
don't listen to him he is stupud dumbdumb i am currently in the market to get cooding job, it's HELL. you should be able to solve medium leetcode in under 40 minutes and then get lucky that you will be picked from the 200 applicents per job in linkdin,

my advice, get a connection, someone from within the company to get them to give you interview, otherwise you are FUCKED. you went into coding when it was the peak (last year) now it's dumping hard and looking like AI may even replace it in the coming 5 years

>>55959022
I can easily solve leetcode easy and I’m working through mediums rn. I also have a couple projects and I’ll be working on a couple more over the semester. How am I doing?

>>55947025
Okay my turn please
>1 month left in online CS degree
>Have until EOY to find job, preferably WFH
Options I'm considering:
>WFH data analyst (load resume with muh python libraries, sql, and power bi)
>WFH webdev (already know C#/python but would have to teach myself common APIs and frameworks, as well as get better at leetcode)
>Giving up and begging for my retail job back, at least until next bull

>>55947025
I'll take my chanses on not having a le job
if you try forcing me i will just say i will kill myself, as I have a history of mentall illness and suicide attempts you better believe me

Just had a final interview last week for an Amazon operations manager position. It was done with four different people consecutively for about a half an hour each. Felt like I bombed the interview with the Hiring manager and first Senior Ops manager but then did really well with the Director and other Senior Ops manager. I’m really hoping the Director’s opinion holds the most weight in the hiring process since they’re the highest ranking person I interviewed with. But I’m super anxious awaiting the result.

>>55959108
pretty bad. leetcode easy and most can do it within 1-2 months into coding. is not enough. you are not ready. I am not blaming you either

you should realize few things,
> you are against people who code nonstop all their waking hours since they were 12
> job opportunity is shrinking rapidly
> new grads and bootcoampers increase rapidly at this field
> in this field for how young it is (30-40 years), it's expected to not be viable prospect by your 40s so you will need plan B
> in this field it's not like other engineers, lawyers or architectes where as you age in your job, you have to put less time learning and you get paid more, here you have to always double down on learning, and it never stops till you are out. what you learn now, will be irrelevant in 3-5 years. so you actually NEVER stop learning unlike other jobs which is gay

> as it seems AI will prorbably replace 50% or more of cooders in the next 5 - 10 years.
in an already extremely saturated market, you are looking at insane increase in requirements and lower compensation. just simply supply and demand mechanic...

if you are under 30 and didn't invest too much in, i would just switch. go accounting or laywer route.
with everything I said, and you still wanna keep going in on this dead end road, i know how you works because i was like this too. yes you should be able to solve medium leetcodes but what is actually more important is CONNECTIONS. it';s probably the thing you least wanna do but that's how it is rn. you should devote 40% of your free time for making connections because otherwise you are not even getting interview

Got a job that pays $23 an hour for working a plasma cutter table. I haven't worked in 3 years.
Is this alright work and alright pay?
It'll be nights so it won't be hot.

I never figured out what it is that I'm truly stellar at. Therefor I don't know what I want to do with my life even though I'm in my 30's. Sure, I'm good at figuring stuff out online, or learning from videos and remembering all the rules to all the games I play, but those don't pay and I don't know how those apply to work.
At least I know I want enough money for a house so I can attract a wife and have kids.

Any advice?

>>55959480
Making more than me friend. What's the work itself like?

>>55947025
Can anyone here give advice to a creative writing major looking for a new job? I have minor in history and in anthropology

>>55949709
I only have a 3 year gap recently, but I never had a job until I was 26.
In both cases I say this, I was learning finance and living off of my savings, as for the former, I tell them that I did not know what I wanted out of life when I was a kid and I do now and I'm here to work, not stand around and look busy.

The firm handshake shit is just a cliche that no one can really explain in good detail, but the hat in hand story works. You tell them you're here to work.

>>55959519
I don't know, I don't start for 2 weeks (unironically).

>>55959449
>connections
Bleak but I’ll see what I can do. How do you make friends in classes? I was a transfer student so I kinda missed out on the initial friendship making time that comes with being a freshman in university. However I just finished my first week so I still have time to make friends during this semester

>>55959449
you are retarded and clueless
braindead blackpilled nigger
shit thread full of low iq losers
watch me mog all of you 4chan worms

Still have two semesters left before I get my Master's degree (Computer Engineering). My bachelor's was EE.

I've taken classes in a bunch of advanced machine learning stuff, some embedded security, some embedded design, some signal processing. What should I focus on, bros? Machine learning or embedded systems? Maybe both? Should I do my thesis with a professor or with a company? This tech job market is stressing me out, you reckon it's gonna be better one year from now? Mind you, I can code in whatever you throw at me as long as it's not frontend shit. I also have experience as a data engineer. Python, MATLAB, C are my bread and butter.

>>55947025
Studying 2D and 3D art to make porn by commission for furries. How do I avoid my transactions being monitored?

Pay with crypto or gift cards?

>>55960239
If you're worried about the job market then don't, you can always join the air force as an officer. That will take care of your student loans, and get you military clearances necessary for military contractor work. From there move to the NSA, DIA, DARPA, or CIA, or become a contractor and do your previous job for 10x the pay.

Chat with a fabrications guy to go that route, or get into custom GIS for drone fires support automation. Also get some FPGA work for evolutionary chips design and do something related to either bioinformatics sensing and human/machine interfaces.

Your portfolio should consist of projects, extensions above and beyond school wofk.

>>55948580
i was NEEETLANCING you retard

>>55947025
I’m about to get my GED after quite some time being out of school. I’ve been told and I’ve put a lot of effort into being charismatic and learning a lot about scaling business and establishing connections. How the fuck do I figure out what I like ??? I love cars and cleaning, so the obvious is detailing. I don’t want to work for corpo but my job experiences and skills can get a decent paying job but nothing over 100k.
Thanks anons I love you all.

>>55948079
Math/Physics degree. Only go for a PhD if they'll pay you (a pittiance) for it. From there take classes for free to get masters degree and work on whatever for research.

Wouldn't kill you take one of those accelerated CS bachelor's programs Oregon State University has, it'll pull a degree in 1 to 2 years. You should fly through it.

Another thing to consider is a chemical/petroleum engineer degree, following the same route as the PhD above.

Only go to actually good schools btw. OSU is the only 4 year school worth attending in Oregon.

stuck in a client service job, been wanting to apply for other companies but if i do ill probably earn less, dunno how to get better skills and get a better job (idk something in security would be cool) if i go to uni ill have to use all my savings (18K)

>>55951476
Go rob hindus, they carry cash and gold. Use it as an excuse to get in shape, learn MMA/Parkour.

It's not like prison is real in Canada, and no one has guns.

>>55959519
Grant writing. Every non-profit needs one.

Technical writing is also decent.

>>55960529
I hear you can make bank cleaning up meth labs and dead bodies. No idea the certs required.

>>55960538
>if i go to uni ill have to use all my savings (18K)
Go to university in one of those shitty European countries for basically free. Places like Bulgaria have higher ranked universities than shit like Kansas State University or wherever and cost just a couple thousand for a standard bachelor degree. You can live a very comfortable life on US$1000 a month.

>>55960461
Sounds like a viable option if you are American but unfortunately I live in Europe

>>55960819
Contact a recruiter for the US air force or navy and ask them, they recruit foreigners. Tell them you're trans and trying to escape bigotry in your home country lol.

>>55960538
>>55960665
sweetie, we’re not cheap whores!

>>55947025
>get a remote job during the pandemic
>go from spending an hour in traffic, working eight hours, then spending another hour in traffic to working two hours a day, three if i'm busy
>actually get more work done, because i don't have to waste 80% on pointless socializing

Better yet if you get a boss that isn't obsessed with tracking you. I see all these tips about how to look like you're always online, but aside from the two hours I'm working, I just keep my phone by me while I sleep, play vidya, shitpost on 4chan, or whatever the hell else I want to do.

The best advice you'll ever see here: do whatever it takes to get a remote job. It's like cheating at life.

>learn to work with people

NPCS suck ass

>>55950178
Fuck off. The talent pool for remote jobs is so fucking high in the US. LinkedIn remote jobs have 500+ applicants

What are you guys going to invest in? The quantum dream is getting me going myself

I'm trying to pass the COMPTIA A+ exam. I'm doing better on my practice exams, it's just difficult at times studying while working a full time job learning technical analysis on the side. There's a lot I want to do in life and learn - just wish I had more hours in the day.

is it possible to get telecommute job as first job as web dev?

>>55961443
>The best advice you'll ever see here: do whatever it takes to get a remote job. It's like cheating at life.
The problem is getting one.

>>55961604
Suck my dick. I can do your job better than you

>>55948580
>with the hopes of getting a web3 job
Why web3 specifically? Web3 is a turned out to be a dumpster fire and now it's a dead meme.

>>55962186
Just like AI, right?

Tell me exactly what you're shooting for right now and what you think you have to do in order to make it happen

>>55961604
I got a remote tech support gig. It's not a great gig, but there were over 2000 applicants. I'm nothing special; no experience and a related degree. Most of the other people who got hired are dull black women. Don't get discouraged by tons of applicants because most probably suck ass.

i don't want to be a cook again. it sucks ass working with hs and college kids

>>55963713
Go be a cook at a country club.

>>55957377
chegged
My goal was 7 figures which is why I didn't cash out even a cent. never would have made it to 250k if I had the paper hand mentality.
Didn't tornado cash get shut down by glowies and anyone that used it investigated, even the creator serving over a year in prison.
I'm positive i'll reach my previous ATH whenever the bullrun peak hits if its within the next 2 years, but i'm also in a state of delusion since it's my only cope.
Most peoples' ideation of a NEET lifestyle is vidya, masturbation, doritos, etc
While this is true for a lot of losers, there are just as many NEETs that don't squander their essence. I am my most free I've ever been. Healthiest I've ever been, can comfortably go to the gym, cook my own meals, study nutrition, read philosophy, religion, whatever I please. Spare time I write and draw visions. I am completely stress free, never had a gray hair in my life and I look 7 years younger than my age.
The "revolt" is why would men support a society that wants them eradicated? In my opinion that is slavery of the mind body and soul.
Can you cite some worthwhile jobs / skills to have ? I can't think of any in my area that pays above min wage and would be worth my soul. Everything nearest me is FOB-tier slavery; dishwasher, cashier, laborer, etc
>>55958049
Vancouver

Graduated last year with a BSc in Economics. Havent gotten even a interview for a grad job. Currently doing warehouse work nights and i want to off myself. Thinking of going back to uni to do a masters conversion course in compsci (UK). Do i really just give up on my bachelors i honestly feel like its a meme degree lmao.

>>55961443
>>55962137
I'm fortunate enough to have gotten a remote job in 2020 and survived a wave of layoffs this year, but now I feel stagnated in my career. I just bought a house and need more income to pay down debt and increase my savings. I don't know what to do. The only positions above me are management, and nothing is open currently. I don't think I'll be able to find another remote job that pays higher than what I make right now. I'm working in lending, and expect more layoffs since interest rates are still high.

I'm applying for a fairly big international company with a pretty fake resume. I listed a degree I don't have and a made up job experience (at a business that closed some years ago). My skills are exaggerated but I'd say I can deliver on everything.

The thing is I'm pretty worried about background checks. Is there any chance they don't run a background check to see if my degree and job experience is real or am I fucked?

I'm applying from a country where these things aren't usual but the company is american.

Also, what should I change if I want to get into one of those fields were they ask for experience on entry level job offers?

>>55959480
What hours are nights? That could apply to 2nd and 3rd shift and 2nd is by far the hottest shift of the day

>>55963256
I don't know if that's a good comparison or not because the use cases for AI to me seem pretty obvious. Whereas web3 seems like a solution looking for a problem to solve.

>>55959393
Seems like you’re already halfway there for getting a dev job as long as you’re willing to spam apply every day for a few months. Why would you do datashit when webs hit pays more?

>>55947667
>going into a job thread to tell everyone you're never getting one
Typical low IQ NEET

>>55964927
>Why would you do datashit when webs hit pays more?
Because there are more postings

Hey guys, this is a refreshing thread and I would love to contribute. I make $150k+ / year in a city job.

I also career consult on the side, especially regarding resumes and interview questions. Feel free to ask anything, I'll try to help you degenerates out as much as I can. Couple of things right off the bat that I see repeated here:

>gap in employment
Take care of this easily by completing a work related cert online. For example, if you're going into a security field, do an online first aid course or mental health awareness course. Or a HAZMAT/WHMIS awareness course. There's tons of them, cheap or free, and you'll never need to show proof of date. Then slot these into your gaps accordingly. You can also volunteer in related field and you won't be asked much about it. Flat out lying is not recommended, as you run a risk of having to prove it in a certificate, or by your general knowledge of the subject.

>how to fill in a resume
Chat GPT has basically taken away most of the legwork out of this. Prompt it with your respective field and some of the skills you would like to highlight. Beauty is you can generate multiple versions and edit the one you find most suitable.

Best of luck, and once again feel free to ask away.

>>55965008
I live in the UK, where it is codified into law that goyim do not, and indeed shall not, ever become financially independent, own property, or have access to stable savings.

Is there a roadmap for anglos to get into the US?

background: codemonkey

>>55965089
Probably your best bet (and what my friend did) is pay some US chick $10-20k to marry. You'll have to meet, vet, and research it all beforehand so you don't get fucked. But it's by far the fastest way into the country. It also helps you're from a country US considers an ally, so the vetting on their end won't be as stringent. You will probably have to show proof of income though so don't be poor.

I would also recommend having multiple passports by tapping into your family's ancestry and see if there's any wiggle room there. For example Ireland might be an easy one for ya and you'll pay way less taxes. Maybe it'll let you tap into some Eastern European country where your cost of living is way lower. Hope that helps.

So I think my family is going to sell our company. I should be getting about 1.6 million in cash and then stock “worth” about 2 million.

I figure if I can squeeze about 2 million all in I can coast off the dividends while working a menial job to keep my mind sharp.

What kind of job should I be looking for? I don’t think I want to work in an office. I’ve worked from home for over a decade now and I’m just over it. I was thinking maybe work at the post office or something else that gets me out of the house and active during the day while not being crazy hard on my body

>>55965008
>I also career consult on the side
>once again feel free to ask away.
Thanks for the tips anon. I'm not too worried about resume fluffing and preparing for the interview but what's a reasonable position to aim for if I want to get a comfy remote job by EOY? I can basically grind toward anything for 8 hrs a day, but I don't know what to choose. I'm getting a CS degree but obviously that's just a starting point in current year

Anyone have some insight with car sales? I’ve been working around or on cars for most of my career so they’re just familiar to me. I don’t have a degree or much hard skills, but I generally get along with people and have thick skin.

What job can i get out of a college with a meme degree and no work experience that isnt wagie tier?

>>55965008
I filled in my gap by saying I've been making a living off of selling shit on amazon up until this point, and made sure to list details of it as an actual part of my work history. Is this enough to satisfy people asking about my gap or should I do more?

>>55947025
I have the opportunity to do 2 fully remote jobs. Should be at about $300k in total.

How do I manage the meeting conflicts? Is there an AI software I can use to create meeting minutes for meetings I have to be in but not give 100% full support?

>>55965916
what job anon? depends on what you're doing, you could probably get AI to make your meeting minutes for you but you would have to give it a once-over

>>55965294
Without doxing yourself, what is your profession/specialty and where? Hard to give any useful advice without more detail. Rough age too, are you a highschool, college or post grad CS student? What do you WANT to do? What are your strengths?

>>55965881
Depends what field/profession and how big of a gap. Are you applying for a sales
or customer service position? Then it should matter. Is it something else completely, and can you relate your Amazon "work" experience to it in any way?

>>55966034
*shouldn't matter
As long as you're continually learning, training or employed (read: not a loser NEET), that is what they want to see or want you to have on the resume.

>>55966020
my thread is still up >>>55965102
>profession/specialty
music production, guitar
>age, are you a highschool, college, or post grad CS student
23, currently in online CS degree and owner of meme lib arts degree
>what do i WANT to do
make money from band / guitar channel.
if i have to finance it through a 9-5 day job, that's fine if temporary
>strengths
besides the music production stuff, i'm assuming? hardly top 1% at these, but I have experience with c#/unity, unreal/c++ , and blender. also have worked with python ml libraries and nodejs for school. i can learn fast, just not sure what to shoot for for a remote gig. like a dotnet job shitting out MVCs? idk

>>55966034
>>55966039
Mainly applying to just about any WFH job that will take me at the moment, though I'm avoiding anything phone related, not because they suck (they do) but because I don't actually have a reliably quiet house and I know they'll fire me instantly. So yeah I've been trying to tie in my work experience plus the amazon shit to it however I can, like "i sold products" "I serviced customers" "I handled sales data" etc etc.

But the real problem is my gap is fucking massive, like a decade at this point. I have some excuses ready I can use in an interview to explain why without sounding lazy, but I assume I'm never going to even get that far. So getting some random certs to fill gaps and build a skillset would be nice, assuming its something I can do online from home and is free. I have no idea what those would be though.

Does it matter if I lie about my dates of employment on my resume? For example I interned for a year in 2019 but I say it was in 2022 instead? Would the pre-employment background check expose me?

>>55966455
Not sure about mid-level or higher salary positions, but every wagie job I've had so far I've stretched the dates. (volunteered for +1 year, worked X job for +1 year, etc)

If you draw, can you just say you're an so-and-so (comics, comissions, freelance) artist and you're self employed in a gap?
Or do they know that cheat code?

>>55965947
Do you have any suggestions on a software? I would be working in financial roles.

>>55966455
you can literally make up your entire employment history. There are literally hundreds of candidates applying for any one job. The most important factors are likeability, competence, and making yourself look as safe a bet as possible so the manager doesn't get in shit for a bad hire.

>>55963786
I spent a lot of my free time when I was a NEET living off crypto and CERB doing cold approach pickup and studying social psychology in person. I was considering going full time into dating coaching but having done it in the past, solid clients are few and far between and I really don't feel like taking money from guys that don't actually want to put effort into learning.

I want to make it really clear that I don't believe in being an employee indefinitely. The whole purpose of getting a job should be to get capital that you can leverage so you can either retire or go into business for yourself doing something that you'd do even if you weren't being paid for it.

Bartending just happens to be the perfect mix of all of my interests and skills so it doesn't really even feel like work for me. So, if you're cool with how much cash you have going into the next cycle then there's no real reason for you to get a job doing something that's way out of left field aside from the sheer novelty of trying something new and getting paid a few bucks for the experience.

That being said, it doesn't hurt making a resume, building a personal brand, and applying to jobs that check all the boxes for you, especially if they seem out of reach. Bullshitting your way into a job isn't really bullshitting if you're confident you can pick it up in 2-3 months, which is basically any job.

TL;DR
Working a bunch of different jobs is a quick way to find what you're good at and what you want and don't want to do and stack a bit of cash in the process to help you do what you want to do professionally.

Find a few things that you're good at and dig.

My fellow wagies... I dont feel so good...

>>55967436
Best way to get a job is through nepotism.

>>55967504
but anon, I dont have the Jewish connections.

>>55967516
An Asian guy got me my current job. White people only do nepotism if it is their deadbeat son.

>>55966189
Ok, thanks for the info. I also read your other thread. Basically my suggestion is this: surround yourself completely in the music industry.

>9 to 5
Yes, unless you want to risk it all with whatever savings you have, having a secure 9-5 job is the first step, ONLY IF it will progress your career/subject knowledge. So don't just get any brain dead wagie job, but focus on getting a music related one; vintage record store, instrument store, concert arena or theater worker, etc...This will allow you to earn money while building connections and knowledge of the industry. Never get a 9-5 for the sake of just earning money, as this will crush your entrepreneurship dreams and make you complacent.
>strengths
Volunteer and your time off/hobbies should be to strengthen your weaknesses and sharpen your secondary skills. Make money teaching music, practice web design, marketing or anything else that you will need to promote yourself later down the line. A lot easier to record and post a song if you already know what software to use and how to use it.

Eventually, being surrounded by the industry will clear up your career path and open up niche jobs you're confident in doing.
>>55966217
You need to narrow it down to a specific industry. Throwing a shotgun blast at a job site will get you only lukewarm responses, if any. It's really hard to tailor your resume and build up certs when you're applying to multiple industries in which certain certs/achievements are inadmissable. Also, a lot of WFH jobs will in one way or another require you to use a phone, so narrowing it even further down (if you for sure aren't comfortable leaving the house) is key. Data entry, IT/customer service rep, or copywriter might be your better options. Beware however that the lower the barrier to entry and hardware, the easier it is to replace you with a bot.

>spent 15 minutes looking at job board
Why does every job sound boring as shit?

>35k a year pre-tax for mixing tints into paint for 8 hours a day

>>55967436
those are pretty good odds. Most jobs have 400-800 applicants. If it's remote, you're competing against 2,000+

Best way to get in is through an inside connection.

Second best is to have a solid social media presence. A solid instagram/linkedin following pays massive dividends.

How long should I set aside to find a new job? If I leave my current company before a year, I have to pay them back my signing bonus and relocation costs. I'll reach a year in December and don't really want to come back after Christmas. Was thinking about starting to look for jobs in mid-September and just saying I have a long notice period if I get offered anything too early

>>55970109
Just start looking in december, youll fuck yourself if a good opportunity comes and you tell them, “I can start in 3 months”. They wont want to wait that long, they are greedy kikes and they want a goy to fill the position asap. I mean start looking now I guess, the worst thing that will happen is they turn you down because you cant start working there for 3 months

>>55970109
ditch them and lawyer up when you find a better job. It's definitely not worth it to burn the cash in court when the defendant makes it known that they're more than happy to drag out the process as long as humanly possible.

>>55947025
>Get A Job

>>55947025
>You need opportunities in order to succeed. You only get opportunities through social development. You need to learn how to work with people

And this is why I will never succeed. I cant be bothered to pretend to care or like people that I despise. Ill make 90k a year driving my truck in peace. Fuck surrounding yourself with those psycopathic fakers. Also, if you arent already socially succesful, this is just not a viable strategy for some with sperg traits.

Death to America
Bomb America
Bomb the federal reserve
Kill politicians
Kill CEOs
Kill Joe Biden
Kill Jerome Powell
END CAPITALISM
FREE THE PEOPLE

>>55970874
Charm is just sperg traits candy coated with social awareness. It's definitely learnable, most just have insane egos that keep them from working on themselves and immediately get defensive when you suggest something as minor as wearing certain types of clothing.

>>55947025
>30 y/o
>can't get a manual labor job without a car
>most likely will work fast food until then

I would rather be in debt and take put a car loan than do this again.

>>55971180
I can easily charm people, I just hate the whole psychophanting. One thing is pretending while moving up, the other is maintaining the act everyday. I was a bartender for five years and was an aboslute god at it in terms of work speed, flair and efficiency, but people wore me out. I am 29. I have people fatigue

>>55963812
See >>55960530

>>55965008
Certificates is good advice, so is learning to do some skill.

>>55965089
Contact US military recruiters. Best to worst:
Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard, Reserve Duty Army, National Guard, Reserve Duty Marines, Active Duty Army, Active Duty Marines

Get all recruiter promises in paper.

Don't go infantry, tanker/cavalry, artillery, police, if you can avoid it.

Comms (sigint) is infantry with a 15 lb radio.

Look for a medical, tech, or admin job.

Do 4+ years, get naturalized, get as many skills as you can. See my other posts on enlisting.

Again: don't do combat or combat adjacent branches or jobs.

>>55951790
>18 years old out of school can coode. coding or any computer skills is equivalent of using the mouse and keyboard in 2004 at this point.
Literally anyone who knows absolutely nothing about coding says retarded nigger shit like this, it's insane, but equally funny. AI is useless and will only replace webdev shit, zoomers are fucking retarded and have the attention span of a goldfish (I'm not exaggerating, look it up), and being able to navigate an Operating System is still considered tech savvy in the year 2023. My arrogant autistic cousin thinks he knows it call and couldn't even figure out how to disable a device on windows 10 despite having google at his disposal and not being physically disabled in anyway. Zoomers are INSANELY retarded. Also most linkedin apply numbers are fake and actual smart people have bots apply/flood to demoralize others from applying.

>>55959393
Congrats anon, whatever you do, keep applying, you will get a decent programming job. You do not need to do leetcode mediums to get hired. Focus on your soft skills (10x more important trust me) and show up dressed well and with a genuine curiosity and smile on your face. Programming jobs will come back full force in 2025 and everyone and their dog will be getting hired, you're set up for success.

>>55959449
>t. hired 7-11 demoralizer or 90 iq doomer zoomer

>>55970961
hell yeah dude

>>55951790
>most sane wagie
ngmi

>>55947025
kys

>>55951546
you must suck dick real good boy

>>55947025
Your career must not depend on other people or else "they" can manipulate you into wrongdoing. Many high profile people are corrupt not just because they wanted money. It goes deeper. The people who want to corrupt you can easily infiltrate into your social circle. When you are scared that your own social circle can threaten you, you become vulnerable and prone to corruption.
When you are your own boss, it's much harder for the bad people to get you on their side. There's no social circle they can rely on. They have to speak directly to you, but you don't trust them. Market manipulators hate autistic rich people since they can't get them to do something for them.
Becoming a rich lone wolf is preferable since you have a better chance to stay clean.

>>55967436
lol

>>55947379
Don't blame your dad. Fake your hours and try driving sims.

>35 years old
>Finished highschool
>Studied English Translation in college for 9 years on and off - didn't finish
>Only work history to speak of is 2 weeks at a restaurant, more than a decade ago
>Other important items of my "work experience" include things a teenager would do in their spare time - walking dogs, and doing basic shit on photoshop - which 2 of the 3 sales I had were obtained through my mommy

I am a full on adult with no work history to speak of. My life is a mess, I don't even know how to ride a bike, drive a car, or do pretty much anything that the normie adult population do.
I keep doing things to move forward, but I'm way too different from the average normie. I'm struggling to adapt.
I also doubt myself that I could ever get a normal job and hang out with coworkers, superiors, and stuff, and act like them. I'm way too different, I eat raw animals, drink blood, I sleep on the floor, my sleeping schedule is nothing like normal people, I have been balls deep into learning things like hidden symbolism in media, pol redpills, psychedelics, spells, potions and what not.
So it's not like I don't know anything. I can make a variety of potions and elixirs all the way from seed to the finished product. I have also learned how to grow vegetables, mushrooms, etc. I also speak two languages for everyday use, and a bit of a third.
My main concern is that I don't know almost anything about monetization! I don't know how to make money.
Now I'm working towards entering the work force, and to me everything is a challenge. Even things that people take for granted, like banking, using a phone (I don't like phones), the tax system, etc.
That's my situation. I just needed to blogpost to get it off my chest for a while.
As of late, I have been working on getting myself well set up for sending CVs. I've acquired an alarm clock, I prepared a calendar to keep track of time, etc.
Please someone tell me I'm not completely fucked yet.
We are all going to make it... R-right?

>>55948601
Purchasing department. Just tell everyone to fuck off because you're busy.

>>55971945
>Warehouse Associate
What exactly does a Warehouse Associate do? Are there really this many people looking to work in that position?
I feel like they've inflated those numbers, but for what purpose?

>>55947379
35yo NEET here. The one most valuable lesson I'm learning nowadays is to stop blaming parental figures for your situation.
Not because it'd be factually wrong, they didn't fuck up, to honour them, etc. I say don't blame them as in don't even mention them, and you'll find you focus more on how you are going to solve your own situation. You can't rely on others to solve problems and bottlenecks in your life.

>>55972023
I'm pretty sure they just work with boxes and packages in a warehouse
They sprinkle the "associate" buzzword in there, instead of wagie or slave in an attempt to make it look fancier

>>55972023
>Are there really this many people looking to work in that position?
>I feel like they've inflated those numbers, but for what purpose?
this was the most extreme example i've seen and probably inflated but crappy warehouse crap getting 2-300 applications within 24 hours is fairly common (canada)

>>55970874
You’re seeing this way too black and white which is why ywnmi
surround yourself with successful people you actually like and you’ll have better opportunities than the average normie wagie is the point

i have a GED and barely any skills, havent worked since 2020, what kind of job sould i aim for?

>>55972540
successful people usually only want to be around other successful people?

>>55971361
This guy knows what he's talking about. I was full time tanker/cavalry and when I got out I had no transferable skills (on paper). Even my air brakes license I had to fight for. If I could do it all over again I would definitely go Air Force and do something like Intelligence or Logistics.

>>55972744
>>55972744
>>55972744
>>55972744
haallpp!! i am retart, i need halp!!

Can I get away with blaming a three year gap on the coof?

>>55972006
If you're in the USA you would only get $800 or so for SSI, if you filed for social security disability. If you're in Finland or something the welfare may be more generous.

If in USA, I advise you to get your ahit together long enough to enlist in like the Navy or Air Force for a computer-y job, do 3 years, then read books on a disabling mental illness that would get you VA disability and well, you know.

Also read pirated research papers on malingering for your chosen illness.

is a cover letter for a resume absolutely necessary? can anyone provide an example of a good short cover letter? wtf am i supposed to write? i just want a job i can pay my bills with, i work hard. what else should i add in?

I want to work but I have crippling social anxiety and low dopamine.

I don't have anxiety when I am by myself, I don't even have much anxiety around other people. It is ONLY when people are watching me. I just go to shit, it's like my brain shuts off and as soon as I feel they notice it just gets worse.

I'm working on self-improvement and I think I've cracked it and have seen improvements, but it's a slog and it feels like I'm far behind everyone else for my age.

>>55973298
Some people were simply never meant to make it, son. I've had heart palpitations as a result of anxiety just from seeing my own reflection for almost a decade now. I need a job where I'm alone (for the most part of course, there isn't a job in the world which is done in complete solitude).
So I went into lab work (material science) and academia. It sucks a big cckk, there is massive amounts of unpaid overtime (60h+/week and you still get paid for 30-40 max), and you gotta deliver results or your supervisor will be on your ass... but for the most part I am left alone.
I have no idea how to improve this crap, m8. Socializing only makes it worse and worse and I won't be taking "medication" for this. Maybe that's the way nature intended for us of us to be.

Anyway, I am now looking into getting into programming since I am quite familiar with Python, Excel, Matlab and data analysis and machine learning. Maybe some cushy gubbermint work or something.
If I'm gonna be miserable, at least I want to make some decent money.

>>55973394
At that point I'd start doing things like taking mushrooms paired with therapy.

I wish more companies had detailed screening questions and "show us how you work" questions as part of their application process. It makes the application process take way longer, but its also nice that I actually get a chance to show them that I can actually do the work instead of them just glancing at my garbage resume and immediately throwing it in the trash.

>>55968039
Thanks for the insight anon. I'll do my best to get a day job that's industry-related, but it's pretty hard to find something like that in my area. I've worked at an instrument store before and it sucked, but it would probably be the easiest way back in. The whole idea with getting a non-industry related wfh braindead corpo 9-5 was to just play music / practice while on the clock lol. Thanks for reading the other thread too.
>Volunteer and your time off/hobbies should be to strengthen your weaknesses and sharpen your secondary skills. Make money teaching music, practice web design, marketing or anything else that you will need to promote yourself later down the line
Good suggestion too, I can probably leverage my skills to do some lessons or game music production if I have the time.

>>55973255
Ty
-Not in the US
-Not under neetbux, and I don't qualify for it either + Neetbux would be shit where I live
-To be military you %100 need the vaxx, and that's not going to happen. Plus I'd hate my life and I'd rather be a hobo than in the military to be honest.
Thanks a lot still for your reply. I'm just not compatible with military life

>>55972777
What's your % rating?

>>55972744
>>55973294
can any anons give me any insight to me questions?

>>55972081
Hurry up dude, you'll be 47 in 16 months.

>>55947025
>You need to learn how to work with people.
Trying to get rich to AVOID this shit.

>>55947379
OP blame your dad for being a lazy fuck and letting your career take a slide.

>>55951546
Blow job is still a job, boyo.
>>55951790
>learn trades or unironically warehouse job and try to climb.
Lmao you think you will, you wont.

>>55971467
>zoomers are fucking retarded and have the attention span of a goldfish (I'm not exaggerating, look it up),
Shut the fuck up old man, no one wants to talk to you.

>>55971813
>Becoming a rich lone wolf is preferable since you have a better chance to stay clean.
DING DING DING DING.

>>55974325
>t. retarded neet nigger sigma

>>55974263
I'm fine bro, I got this
Just chillaxing for now
my smol PMs bag will give me a harem of korean pussy after the goyim reset

>>55971813
this is absolutely retarded. You're watching too many chinese girl cartoons.

>>55972110
That and 'technician' ofc

>>55972081
Yeah, I'm coming more to terms with that too. The thing that bothers me is he kept SAYING he would help, but just kept procrastinating it for years. I kept telling him I'd go do it myself and pay for it and then SUDDENLY he cares about me spending my own money in a way he wouldn't. I have to steel myself and accept that he is useless and more of an impedement than a help. Just have to completey pretend he doesn't exist in my plans now.

>>55976059
Seethe, jew.

>>55947025
I need a good shitcoin and a good real world utility play for the bull market. Any recommendations? No jeet BSC shill tokens

>>55948516
>It's a general about trading time for as much money as possible
That has always been waging. None of you wanted to accept it because you have crippling internet addictions and can't bear to be away from your computer for longer than 15 minutes so you invent all kinds of self-serving rationalizations and delusional fantasies. But waging was always the most efficient way of trading time for money.

>>55947025
Is pic related Toad Soup?

>>55977038
$pepe
$toad
Pepe is like doge. Normies can't not into 'safe' memes, and Pepe is a known-immortal.
Toad is the anti-pepe, up to and including a profane logo. Look at doge-bonk charts and ask yourself if edgelord-normies will remain so predictable.
You're pre-pump on both. They're both degenerate shitcoins that have absolutely zero reason to pump other than the madworld sociology of retarded cattle herding. Thank me later.

>>55977020
"1 post by this ID"

Hey Rabbi! Whatchya doin!?

Nothing scares these fuckers more than someone who isn't screaming some extremist bullshit. It's easy to fuck with people if they don't have any money that are socially inept shutins or the flip side, totally locked in with golden handcuffs utterly terrified of having their FICO score drop 10 points.

Nuance inherently depends on critical thinking. Critical thinking leads to individuals making rational decisions that hedge risk. Hedging risk creates a collective. If this collective peeks out from the boundaries of the overton window then the powers at be start sweating a little bit because that's exactly how they got their wealth.

Getting a job to make a little bit of money so that you can invest it to work strictly on your own terms is a rational approach. Minimal risk, maximum return, with a contingency where even if it doesn't work out, at least you've got a monetizable skillset and a network of people to work with.

They want you to have zero community, zero wealth, and zero opportunity. Testosterone makes effort feel good.

This is physics.

We increase force through stacking cash and building a skillset.

We multiply force through leveraging connections and opportunities.

The output of work exponentially increases past a tipping point where it is functionally effortless.

It just takes a lot of energy to get momentum going for the flywheel.

33 year old here. i quit my last job in retail management for something with less people and more stable hours. i was trying to get into IT the last few months and he only job that got a call back had a hiring freeze. not sure what to do now.

>>55977454
The most efficient way of trading time for money is creating evergreen products. You put the time in upfront and collect the dividends over the lifetime of the offer which exceeds the time needed to create the product.

Example being creating a Dating Coaching course behind a paywall of $20 a month. There are three systems that need to be created.
1. Lead Generation
2. Lead Conversion
3. Lead Retention

If you dial in these three systems and decrease the friction of purchasing while simultaneously increasing the friction of non-renewals then you're able to earn significantly more money than you would working hourly.

The caveat being the skillset needed as well as some capital to feed the machine. Essentially you're right though, work comes first and then the fruits after it.

>30 year old
>wanted to work in the morgue
>had no idea how to put my foot in the door
>fell for the liberal arts degree meme instead
>first job in 2016 at fast food
>could never hold a job for more than two years
>only getting paid $17/hr in current job as security

Is it possible for me to find a job that pays more? Or should I get a second job and work myself to death? I really don't want to go back to college since it feels like a waste of time and money. My only skill is CPR but anybody can learn it.

All I want is to be able to afford rent and bills but is that even possible these days?

>want to build my skillset
>but also need to figure out what it is im actually passionate about and what sort of career/industry I want to go be in in general
Any advice for this? The free cert training from google seems appealing for this reason but its still a 6 month time investment. I am however learning a language (Japanese) because that is actually something I have a genuine interest in, but that doesn't really narrow it down because all that means is I can work in whatever field except in japan/in japanese. Also its going to be a while before I'm fluent enough to monetize it.

Being able to increase my lacking skillset without overcommitting to a field or industry I know nothing about would be nice, since I have practically no skillset and I desperately need to boost my earning potential and resume. But I also don't have time to sit around all day trying to figure out what I want to do with my life either.

i got a job as a financial controller a month ago after NEETing it for a year studying software eng

they reached out to me on linkedin because i have 6 months of experience in audit and 3 months as a controller before i quit. when they asked me about my gap and why i quit after 3 months i told them i couldnt make it because i was focused on my studies.

i make like twice the median age in my eastern euro shithole at 24, realistically i do 2 hours of work a day and the rest of the time i spend coding, yet i keep getting praised for my good work, which i dont understand

what are some good coins to dump half my wage into? i made good money on ROSE and mining ETH last bull run

>>55977646
Gonna have to be a twadie or go back to college for stem

>>55971361
>US military recruiters
ngl considering this but they all require a green card

>>55977785
>STEM
I tried majoring in Computer Science but failed the intro class. I also tried majoring in Biology and failed one of the general biology classes. I'm too retarded for college so I guess I'm fucked.

>>55977879
Get a trade then.

If you have access to a psychologist, request an IQ test to find what you're good at.

Hi Neighbors, unfortunately, I was part of a round of layoffs at Fortinet last week, which also affected much of my team. While it is hard, I understand that this is also difficult for the company and that this isn’t personal. I truly loved my Channel Development position and the team I was a part of, and was producing great results for the company (near 300% of quota).

I’m early in my career, and eager to continue developing. I am searching for opportunities related to sales and marketing. I’ve attached my resume with my experience thus far, and am happy to provide references. I’m humbly coming to you all to see if you know of any opportunities I may be a fit for, or if you could provide company referrals.

Any help would be so, so appreciated! My contact info is also on my resume if you'd like to reach me directly. Thank you all in advance!

>>55977879
You can become a trucker or get into a trade. If all that's still too hard then your best bet is probably personality maxing into some sales job

>>55971526
Appreciate the hopium anon. I'll give old reliable (fullstack web) an honest shot on boards and see what happens

I got an interview next week for a government job I really want. I've been neeting it up for 5 months though and I know it's gonna be difficult, but it's a good position for an autist and the pay is really good. Pretty excited, I hope it goes well.

>>55978034
You’re on 4chan, you don’t need to use corporate robot speak anymore. Chill nigga.

>I am
>thus far
>humbly
>thank you
God I hate you, I do hope you find a job and sorry your corpo overlords are indifferent to all the value you added to their company over the years

you are still stuck in a mindset of "more money more happy" which is ultimately going to be the end of you if you don't quickly change it OP

find a job that doesn't feel like much and allows you more time for yourself, if money is a factor I feel sorry for you and I hope you get well soon

>>55978031
>>55978036
Which trade do you recommended? I was thinking of getting into locksmith or welding.

NO JOB, NO PUSSY
NO JOB, NO MONEY
NO JOB, NO HOUSE

>>55980204
Locksmithing and welding is good. Really depends on what your existing inclinations are.

Welding is what I recommend for anyone interested in metal sculpting because it's already what they do, just without the meme art degree. The rest is bronze casting, which you can learn on YouTube.

Locksmithing is another excellent trade, especially if you're already doing it. Go watch Bosnian Bill and start picking, then visit a locksmith and ask them about pickproof locks (answer: Abus brand locks). Then ask them if they need help answering phones, dealing with inventory, and so on. Keep watching YouTube videos and picking harder locks while you post on lockpicking forums and study for locksmith certifications from their professional organization.

If you want to learn about other trades, read the last part of this article pertaining to them.

https://theamericansun.com/2019/11/25/7-more-ways-to-ride-the-tiger/

Ctrl + f "The advantages of trades"

>>55972540
>surround yourself with successful people

I mean this kind of advice is just gargbage tier. How old are you?

>>55960461
>If you're worried about the job market then don't, you can always join the air force as an officer.
Kek, OTS has a huge rejection rate. You're talking about it like it's the last branch on the tree you can grab before you hit the ground yet you need to be Captain America to get accepted. Every time I visit this shithole site I'm reminded that the users are loudmouths who don't have the slightest clue what the fuck they're talking about. I guess that's the benefit of anonymity, you can just carelessly spew an unlimited amount of bullshit and clog up the airwaves with noise and face zero challenges to your credibility. Great.

>>55951771
do they not realize that this benefitted literally no one? UPS drivers already made really good money, the same drivers have been doing it for 20+ years. you don't just become a UPS driver overnight. you have to literally slave away in the warehouse for at least 10 years minimum before you ever offered a driving job. and even then if you fuck up and have an accident they put you back in the warehouse again. but glorify it if you want lol/.

>>55972540
>surround yourself with successful people
This helps on every level. Accountability, habit sharing, encouragement... Opportunity is an important feature that I don't often see brought up, but you're spot on.

is there any point in listing work experience you did 10+ years ago during high school?

>>55965008
>Take care of this easily by completing a work related cert online. For example, if you're going into a security field, do an online first aid course or mental health awareness course. Or a HAZMAT/WHMIS awareness course. There's tons of them, cheap or free, and you'll never need to show proof of date.
thanks for the advice, going to try using certs as a pad. But how convincing are free certs?

any urban planers here?

>>55972006
Sell spells and elixirs on etsy or whatever

>>55983511
no lmao

28 years old and never had a job.
>Get a job
"No!"

>>55963786
Start with retard caretaking sleeping night shifts. It’s called residential habilitation. Ask for 6 nightshifts a week. Then use your day time to get real skills. Do this for as long as it takes to completely change your

>>55983830
You will caretake the retards and you will be happy. As you learn some real skills during your free time.

>>55972006
Caretake retards while working on getting a real job. Get money flowing in while not getting drained by normies. Retards are based and will give you gratitude you aren’t as fucked up as them and that you have room to grow.

>>55982453
It doesn't anymore, especially if you claim to be trans and are judged by girl standards.

You're clearly not arguing in good faith, how are you different from antifa at this point?

>>55977646
Why didn't you look for schools that offer morgue technician degrees or whatever? I guarantee those pay more than $17/hr...

>>55984080
How did you break into the retard game?
I don't imagine I'd just be greeted at the door through a "firm handshake"
People who studied social sciences and who work in social services are going to be landing those jobs

>>55983795
Meh, already got my toes wet with that idea, and made some sales. But to do anything with a serious income potential you'd need to be 100% within the confines of the law, and such. I'd just be competing with everyone other random lotion, herbal extract, or whatever.
I only rely on a small garden with dogs living in it, so it's not like I can grow all the plant matter needed to make it work properly. If I were to buy the matter from someone else, then that eats into the margins too, and it's the same as running a business with making any other product.
Don't get me wrong, running a business is the most legit way to make money, but it's also extremely uncertain and irregular. Specially if you are starting up and not know exactly what you are doing.

I still think my best bet is to break into normie wageslaving life. I'm struggling with laziness though. I'm too comfy, this is the dark side of NEETing for years. You get too complacent

Been trying to find a warehouse job in Toronto. No luck. I have several family here so I can get away with the subpar pay. I'm 22 and planning to just invest most of my cheque. Anyone from Toronto got any pointers to where I can look for work?

>>55985034
No. Absolutely not. They’ll hire homeless bums with zero work history as long as they have no criminal record and a car to drive the tards around. They hired me after all. It’s very low pay and lots of hours, but it’s extremely easy 95%+ of the time. It’s not a career. It’s a cash flow while you’re going to school or getting other training or working trying to turn a side gig into a full time income.

>>55947025
>>55947379
Monitoring the thread for now, but check this out if you're interested in the trades and under 25
https://www.jobcorps.gov/

>>55985577
ok, how to get those jobs? apply online?

>>55976995
If this has been going on for 5 years you really need to just pull the trigger and pay for an instructor. It took me a year and a half to get my license due to a similar situation and that felt like hell.

>>55980682
This is a good read. Thanks.

>>55984473
In MA, there's not really a lot and they're far away from where I live. At this point, I've given up on it and thinking of trades or being a dental tech since I like working with my hands.

>>55947025
nice bread OP, here's my two cents, hopefully you can add this to the next pasta. I used this tool on my last job hunt, I received several compliments for my CV, one employer even told me I should make a business out of writing CVs, I only used this website lol
latexresu . me

Could I make up a fake alter ego persona online and work under that name, and look for a job that will hire me without verifying my real credentials?
If I find a way to get paid through some online service and not the bank, I don't see why it couldn't work

>>55979083
This is the answer
Just got my first full time job and I have never felt so depressed in my entire life. I'm basically dead now, I only return to life on Fridays and die again on Sunday nights
This shit is inhumane

>>55987828
I need to eat, Anon
I need to pay people to kill animals for me and sell me bits and pieces of their bodies, Anon
I get hungry every single day, Anon

>>55947025
>cybersec degree
How do I not fuck it up? I'm on my second year.
I actively grind ctfs in my spare time because I'm a khv autist.
EU.

>28
>NEET for 10 years
>live in a shithole
>got a drivers license couple of years ago
>can't drive without overbearing anxiety
>looking for work
>waiter, only accepting good looking people
>security, only accepting fit people
>postman, only accepting people that can drive a van
>cleaning

It's over for me.

>>55947025
>bullrun is coming
cope. this world is dead, and has nothing more of value to offer to generate more wealth

>>55947025
Bump because these threads are good.

>>55990103
What's wrong with cleaning, retard? You dug yourself a hole and you're not going to just jump out of it. Drive more and get a grip on yourself and suddenly you'll be able to be a postman. Also idk what the fuck you're talking about with security, I have both a lanky friend and a fatass who both got hired by private security companies. And the fatass worked with complete retards and they rode in armored cars. Don't let your mind limit yourself.

>>55990348
Thanks for the encouraging words. I'm just not used to the real world. It's been 10 years and I've gotten soft.

>>55990385
Yeer. Babby steps is what it's all about, I think. That and not forgetting that you can still be happy while working your way up.

I just got fired from a job where I sold medical devices for a really old "start up". For almost ten years they never turned a profit and I brought their presence back to the US and got like 100% increase in sales just by calling fuckers. Anyway, I was supposed to become the product manager with a payout but decided not to because I would've had to move and my parent was dying. Soon after I got demoted to customer service and now fired. It was a great experience nonetheless, I traveled a lot and saw the world, even got my first speaking opportunity at a trade show.
My resume is very impressive but I'm not getting any interviews, even from my network. The CEO of my company that fired me said he can reach out to execs but it'll take a while.
I have 2ish years of experience in specialized medical device sales with achievements in my resume. How do I go on

>>55990992
Before I had this job I was working for peanuts in a warehouse. I just made my hobby very known and was hired into a dream job.

Need some advice bros. I have 10 years of experience working with lasers, optics, and electronics in both the medical and defense/R&D sectors. I have 2 AAS degrees in electronics. I want to switch career paths to something that will allow me to work fully remote. I have experience doing electrical design work, interviewing/training employees, writing procedures and technical documents, and all kinds of troubleshooting. Can I leverage my work experience into a new fully remote role and skip going back to school or grinding certs? I'm not a sperg, and interview well. I am just sick and tired of going into an office every day and being stuck in a high cost of living liberal shithole because of a job. Open to pretty much anything as long as it pays decent

>>55990992
>>55991014
>sales man cant find (nor knows how) to find a new sales job
>sales is dream job
>blames old ceo (that fired him) for not getting him new job

>>55960641
Isn't technical writing going to be taken over by AI? I was in college for it but got real spooked by the development of AI and how easily it could create documents, shit most people here are using GPT to craft their resumes.

>>55991510
Didn't realize I was complaining, wasn't blaming him, he got demoted too, it was the board that fired me and most of other people. I like the former CEO and we talk all the time, I am grateful that he's offered to help but obviously I want to be looking for myself too.
I'm just looking for advice on getting a medical device job since I basically just fell into one in my last role. My dream job is more creative, industrial design stuff, but what I sold was something I loved and was proud of. Hell, I want to start a business that's a better version of the business o just got fired from, but you can tell by my writing I'm retarded