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Booked edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>> No.55934887
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Nothing but love for you stock market frens...

>> No.55934888

jacksons hole, bearishly spread

>> No.55934892 [DELETED] 

>>55934880
Weird how this guy has been indicted 91 times and no other president was indicted once. This one corrupt piece of shit managed to bring the average indictments per president to over 2 by himself. I'm really glad Obama had such a strong economy, with zero scandals, and I'm impressed that Biden has done the same.

>> No.55934898

>>55934892
>I'm trans btw
we know

>> No.55934902

I will now explain how the market will move in the next week. On Friday the market maker will scam all greedy bulls who hold August 25th calls by pinning NVDA to $500, these retards all bought far OTM pre earnings so they still won't make any money. The market maker also fucks over every put holder who FOMO bought puts yesterday and will buy 0 DTE puts tomorrow at open. NVDA will pump at least 20% from Friday to Tuesday, and $600 by the end of next week. The fair value of NVDA is now $850 to match the previous P/E ratio, which is now at a more reasonable 115. NVDA's momentum will pull the entire market up for the next months, and will only be tested again close to the next earnings report. Bobo losers will continue losing, bullchads who know what will happen are already long CLF, NVDA, TSLA, MSFT, Apple, or TQQQ.

>> No.55934905

free my nigga trump. if you never did an overnighter on a bullshit charge you aint american

>> No.55934908

>>55934892
>>55934902
didnt read youre retarded

>> No.55934914 [DELETED] 
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FIRST FOR RACISM

>> No.55934922 [DELETED] 

>>55934914
N

>> No.55934925 [DELETED] 

>>55934892
Yea it makes us look like a failing banana republic public, as I guess we are now.

>> No.55934926 [DELETED] 

>>55934922
I

>> No.55934930

>>55934925
>failing banana republic
By puts on GPS?

>> No.55934932

>>55934902
This is why I bought ABNB puts instead.

>> No.55934936 [DELETED] 

>>55934926
G

>> No.55934937

>>55934925
It isn't anything like a banana republic, a banana republic would ignore the blatant crimes of that former president.

>> No.55934941

We need another G

>> No.55934943 [DELETED] 

>>55934936
G

>> No.55934948 [DELETED] 

>>55934943
A

>> No.55934951
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From what I understand, Jpow is supposed to be hawkish or neutral at the Jackhole. That should mean a continuation down, or at best, crab market. If interest rates have to rise again then people will want to be in bonds or cash and risk off - especially nasdaq and bitcoin will risk off. Load dem puts fellas.

>> No.55934952

>>55934948
YOU PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER you fucked it all up

>> No.55934954

>>55934880
damn him and Rudy look fuckin HARD

>> No.55934955

>>55934952
i started it and ill end it
stay classy

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>>55934955
>checked

>> No.55934964
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I hate the way etrade shows shorts. Everytime I open my account I see these huge red numbers and freak out.

>> No.55934966

>>55934951
Market interprets somewhat hawkish or neutral as bullish, the ONLY time a Powell speech has ever caused a dump was Jackson Hole last year. The situation last year was different, as inflation was still raging.

>> No.55934970

>>55934954
Trump RICO mixtape when?

>> No.55934972

>>55934964
You're still up like 54% bro chill

>> No.55934982

>>55934964
red and green is a jewish psyop
it really is. you ever wonder why red candles are so painful to retail but green ones make them happy?
they are two sides of the same coin
take the colors away and they are the same candles
unfortunately if you take the colors away in humans, niggers still have dumb nigger noses, pubic hair on their head, and that ridiculous tooth gap
but with candles it works great for undoing the jewish psychology

>> No.55934985

>>55934972
No that's the thing. With just those I'd be up ~200% because the first one is short so I'm liable for gains in value.

>> No.55934986

I don’t even like trump but damn they’re really pushing me.

This has to be a psyop to get me to trust trump.

Fuck NVDA

>> No.55934988

>>55934902
lmao, nvda will be 440 tomorrow after JPow says 2% inflation per year is dead

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Powell better not be a bitch tomorrow and say inflation has been tamed.

>> No.55935001

>>55934988
Based 88, you're wrong. He'll announce the high likeliehood of more hikes which aren't priced in and the market will have a fit

>> No.55935002

>>55934951
But if the market already expects that, then prices already reflect it. Where's the trade?

>> No.55935003

hes going to announce that in order to maintain low inflation and price stability, all niggers are to be deported immediately back to africa

>> No.55935004

>>55934988
>2% inflation is dead
That would be extremely bullish, if the target was raised to 3% the NASDAQ would rally 5% or more in one day. That would essentially mean the soft landing has already been achieved.

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>>55934966
>inflation was still raging
>was
Still is friend-o
>ONLY time a Powell speech has ever caused a dump was Jackson Hole last year
What's tomorrow, guy?

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>>55934937
Like the millions of dollars in selling influence and money laundering in Ukraine, Russia, Khazakstan, and China on the laptop they lied about not being real, and in the bank statements in the congressional subcommittee subpoenas proving it all?

And the CFR video of biden bribing the firing of the Ukraine prosecutor investigating corruption of Burisma with one billion dollars in us tax dollars yet going after political enemies gestapo style for technicality process crimes from the 1850s never before even used?

No, we are definitely in banana republic territory. Don't worry, eventually they will come after you too. Read a history book

>> No.55935029

Buy SPY.

So I put in an application for a $1,100 apartment. I confirmed the move in date and everything too. Now I'm being told that it's not available, but there's a different apartment for an extra $300 a month. The also changed the apartment number on my application paper. This is bait and switch right? Is it even worth contacting an attorney?

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>>55934880
I can’t believe this racist rapist was elected president. Then tried to start a civil war like it’s the 18th century mankind needs to move past identity politics and mix into one race. Only way to stop future wars

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>>55934954
>>55934970
HARD

>> No.55935042
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The memes are returning.

>> No.55935043

>>55935029
If you get a tent for $20 (I guess $30 with inflation) and a window AC from Home Depot for ~$100 you'll be $1.4k ahead every month.

>> No.55935051

lmao baby janny deleted the image

>> No.55935054

>>55935029
never deal with apartment kikes
also if you never signed a lease, you have no recourse
applications and their application fees are the scam. these fucks will take 100 applications for one unit that isnt actually available, pocket all the money from the apps, and turn them all away
its ridiculous. never rent

>> No.55935064 [DELETED] 
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Why was the Trump image deleted?
Leftists really hate that image already
Dont they?

>> No.55935065
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Lots of retail theft these days. How does it get solved?

>> No.55935075 [DELETED] 

>>55935064
theres a biological male masqueerading as a female doing it for free in this thread RIGHT NOW
everyone on their best behavior

>> No.55935080 [DELETED] 

>>55935065
Ban all blacks.

>> No.55935081
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>>55935065
Basically online order only will call orders.

>> No.55935087

>>55935065
>>55935003

>> No.55935088 [DELETED] 

>>55935064
There’s a faggot activist janny that does this shit. Fuck you faggot janny

>> No.55935092

>>55935065
These are the rewards for the diversity/BLM bullshit they put the rest of us through. It's solved by going back in time and not fucking doing that.

>> No.55935095

why deletes posts? Child Pornaography?

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>>55935095
this was OP image
fukken HARD mfer

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>>55935075
>>55935088
I see.
Now he has deleted my comment, too
Leftists are raging with seethe

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ding ding ding, its august motherfucker, have you made any money trading fake made up piece of paper this year?

>> No.55935131

>>55935111
You'd think they'd be happy after getting what they wanted for so long.
They're never happy though.

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>>55935127
Yeah like 10% I should just buy SPY.

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>>55935002
I suppose a contrarian trade could be made for a dovish speech and long calls or equities, short bonds, etc. But my money is on continued blood.

>> No.55935139

why did my ding ding post get deleted??

>> No.55935145

>>55935139
Not sure. A lot of stuff in this thread is getting deleted.

>> No.55935158

>>55935001
We're both right bobro.
He will be raising rates, in the hopes of keeping yearly inflation under 3%, but likely over 2% per year in the short and medium term (forever)
Apparently 4xing the money supply in two years has consequences *shocked pikachu face*

>> No.55935159

>>55935127
I've managed to stay at almost exactly 0% for the past month.

>> No.55935160

I'm the most bullish I've ever been, SPY will pump at least 3% tomorrow.

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surely this will pass

>> No.55935168

>>55935051
Reminder: Jannies do not remove BBC threads
(https://www.bbc.com/news/business/market-data))

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LOL The tranny janny sure is mad.

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>>55935088
Are you ok janny? What’s wrong little guy?

>> No.55935189

TRANNY JANNY LIVID AS FUCK LMAO
WHATS WRONG, REGRETTING YOUR LIFE CHOICES? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH-ACK

>> No.55935202
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nvidia is unironically extremely cheap right now

>> No.55935209

>>55935202
yeah, if the year was 2025
2023? im thinkin proper valuation is one fiddy

>> No.55935218

>>55935202
The market seems to disagree. $400 is overpriced honestly for a bunch of cheap silica.

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>>55935189
>HE HAD ...... CALLS
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.55935245

>>55935202
Disagree m8

>>55935189
What a cute little power trip

>> No.55935254

>>55935158
If he raises expectations to 3% while the white population is dwindling away, I won't buy it as real. Has to be a forced hand

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>>55935202
>Purchase a new NVDA video card
>Noooootice a NVDA sticker on it
>Pull off the sticker
>picrel
>"Made by Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company"
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55935265

>>55935202
This, the P/E just went from 210 to 115.
>>55935209
Cope, it needs to go to $850 to be the same value as it was 2 days ago.

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all my homies hate nvidia

>> No.55935274

>>55934966
putsRnotDaWae the voice of reason on this board
why people bet against the bullish boomers is beyond me

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>>55935219
KEK!

>> No.55935280

if nvidia is so good why did it get downgraded today by several analysts

>> No.55935283

>>55935254
>Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen, JPow
Which one of these is not like the other?

>> No.55935289 [DELETED] 

>market goes down
>janny gets aggressive with his bans
every time. i feel like an abused child of an alcoholic father. i hope your tqqq gaps down tomorrow
>global ban
for what? im shitposting on 13 boards

>> No.55935294

>>55935283
can you imagine janet yellens crusty ass boomer cunt

>> No.55935297

>>55935280
Because retail can't afford food, much less 2000 dollar raytracing video cards

>> No.55935299

>>55935280
i think people were just selling their bags today after premarket

>> No.55935300

>>55935294
Contemplate the aroma

>> No.55935304

Can any insider let me know when the next big bank is going to crash so I can position accordingly? Thank you.

>> No.55935305

>>55935283
Only JPow has enough street cred to have a rap name. Hell, even the media calls him "J" for short.

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>>55935300
to be honest, if i had a time machine, would

>> No.55935313

>>55935307
Wow. No. If I were to have sex with one of the dysgenics in the government it would be KJP.
There have to be nudes of her somewhere.

>> No.55935316

>>55935307
looks like a boy

>> No.55935317

>>55935307
Jesus man she’s fugly; has it been awhile?

>> No.55935325
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>>55935307
She's all yours bro.

>> No.55935326 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1694886846050771321

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>>55935294
hell yeah. imagine taking mushrooms with her and experimenting

>> No.55935328

I am all in on Accent Group on the ASX. Up 18% today on their amazing results. Women aren't ever going to stop buying shoes.

>> No.55935332

When is the soonest we know if we are green tomorrow? I am shitting myself so bad now, please tell me it will be alright.

>> No.55935339

>>55935332
Today looked green in the beginning.

>> No.55935343

>>55935332
it's all over

>> No.55935348

>>55935075
>>55935088
>>55935095
>>55935111
>>55935169
>>55935189
what in the absolute fuck did I miss?
What the fuck did the tranny janny just sperg out about?

>> No.55935354

>>55935348
A picture of Trump and one of those AI jew pictures.

>> No.55935357

>>55935265
Bears love to ignore this lol. The peepee ratio was their favorite knock against it, but now it's still overvalued becuz it just is?? Lmao

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>>55935332
The speech starts 35 minutes after open, which gives you that long, if that, to establish your position. We'll know what we need to know by 730am

>> No.55935359

>>55935065
I was at Home Depot the other day and they got all kinds of shit from powertool batteries to fucking car air freshners locked up with security tags, cages and spider wraps. Its absolutely getting worse, everything will be impossible to pick out by yourself in 5 years time.

>> No.55935363

>>55935348
Somone misgendered the janitor

>> No.55935365

>>55935357
>lol stupid bears, the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent
>THE MARKET IS DOWN?
>BUT THE TECHNICALS
shut up pussy you have zero control or insight

>> No.55935369

>>55935359
Long MRC.

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>>55935328
Yeah, they'll keep buying shoes, but that won't save you. I'm doing well with a shoe stock, Deckers Outdoor Corporation (which, oddly, is also related to Australia since they make those UGG-branded ugg boots)... but it did very badly in the US markets today.

>> No.55935378

>>55935365
That's rich coming from someone who unironically thought Nvidia would miss earnings

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>> No.55935385

>>55935359
Even car air fresheners? Man...

>> No.55935386

Im just sitting around waiting for inflation to blast back off again to finally be the nail in the coffin for softlanding bros. Its already happened in Europe.

>> No.55935393

>>55935381
Please revise with PLTR, it went down over 10% today from pre-market highs

>> No.55935394

>>55935348
Janny hates trump. Embarrassing for the board overall. Get him outta here

>> No.55935398

>>55935386
Imagine believing that Europe affects the US and not the other way around lmao

>> No.55935400

>>55935394
Can jannys be reported? There’s no way this behavior can be approved of.

>> No.55935401

>>55935381
Why aren't you using your usual name, PhD bobo?

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Red every day until glowniggers are in gitmo and this man is free.

>> No.55935408

>>55935386
US will soft land, every other gay nation will hard land

>> No.55935411

>>55935401
That's not me, glownigger.

>> No.55935413

>>55935401
Can you believe the energy they put into making dumb cartoons as soon as they get a little red?

>> No.55935428

>>55935359
Fortunately no Home Depots in my area are like this. There aren't enough local urban youth to necessitate measures like this. However, when visiting my older brother in Oakland it's a very different story.

>> No.55935429

>>55935398
Inflation accelerating in Europe before the U.S is due to their bank being behind the curve compared to the US Fed. Their inflation is also occuring in a deflationary economy.
>>55935408
The U.S is running out of liquidity to keep pumping sadly. U.S federal reserve is dumping 70 billion worth of bonds that the market has to lap up on top of Chinese/Japanese wholesale dumping USD in on-shore and off-shore markets to protect their own currency.

>> No.55935430

>>55935394
>>55935400
Guys I got a warning for posting trump
We better listen to them it's serious business.
I mean, it's not like Trump has any effect on the economy or anything. They're absolutely right and I regret my part in all of this.

>> No.55935434

>>55935413
It's crazy how they don't understand why we dumped today, the market makers are obviously not going to allow all the retards with far OTM 8/25 NVDA calls to make any money. Bobos will be in disbelief by Monday or Tuesday when NVDA is up 25% from pre earnings price.

>> No.55935436

>>55935065
It doesn't. This is a demographic issue which is going to continue to worsen. You should understand the implications of that and act accordingly.

>> No.55935443

>>55935434
Your market manipulation failed, and now you're going to have to live with the consequences of your own actions. The trials will be glorious.

>> No.55935447

>>55935443
Keep this energy when NVDA is $600 next week.

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>>55935363
I can believe it

>> No.55935456

>>55934880
Remember jannie, without us you have no job to pay the bills(oh wait)

>> No.55935457

>>55935348
OP was the mugshut of Trump
And he has been flipping out ever since

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>>55935447
There's no more liquidity and you're still talking about memestocks?

>> No.55935469

>>55935372
I'm feeling so smug for picking a winner. My past choices weren't always such winners however.

>> No.55935471

>>55935463
There's infinite liquidity, why are you doubting me when you admitted I called the NVDA earnings numbers before they happened?

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>>55935434
Wait, so your presumption is they dumped the entire market at open just so NVDA 8/25 options holders don't make a buck? And its the bobos you call crazy?

>> No.55935481

>>55935474
They very clearly did just that, and they will hold it at $500 or so tomorrow to fuck over all the FOMO put buyers, the amount of calls expiring worthless tomorrow is ridiculous. They will then pump NVDA to where it should be starting Monday. This is literally how the market works, market makers move it to cause max pain.

>> No.55935482

>>55935471
You have inside info but your forecast models are shit.

>> No.55935486

Hahahahahahaha imagine genuinely believing that "the US is running out of liquidity" hahahahahahaha

>> No.55935488

>>55935482
No inside info, I'm just a better trader than (You).

>> No.55935489

>>55935481
The *entire* market for NVDA? I dunno, I just dunno about that.

>> No.55935491
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>>55935486
>Hahahahahahaha imagine genuinely believing that "the US is running out of liquidity" hahahahahahaha

>> No.55935493

>>/biz/thread/55934880#p55935348
>it was literally just two anons calling janny a tranny, and that he's posting the OP for free
huh somebody should check to see if it's the same file image being reposted

>> No.55935499

asian markets btfo'd

>> No.55935504

>>55935481
bro shut the fuck up about nvidia nobody wants your bags. you sound insecure and scared as hell

>> No.55935506

>>55935489
they waited for all the meme money to come into the market for the nvidia "rally" and then sold into them
pretty standard stuff

>> No.55935508

It's over til october.

>> No.55935509

>>55935378
when did i ever comment on NVDA

>> No.55935512

>>55935499
>Asian markets because China promises to be accomodative to stop a liquidity crunch from their housing market causing contagion
>Half a year later, no money has been provided
>Chinese investors are now taking nail files to their teeth to prevent them from biting their tongue off

>> No.55935516

>>55935469
Haha. When I "make money" on a stock, I'm really just reducing my historic losses from stocks. Good luck with that holding.

>> No.55935540

is /pol/ worth looking at right now?

>> No.55935548

>>55935481
Tell me anon, are the Market Makers in the room with us right now?

>> No.55935550
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55935550

>>55935506
Which would make perfect sense if NVDA cratered, and only NVDA (or maybe tech, too). But Nike was down for the 10th consecutive day. Retail is down. Cruise liners are down. Oil down, even fucking Disney down (again). Sorry guy, this wasn't a "lets zog the NVDA options monkeys" line, as much as you want it to be. Its the market as a whole, its going down, and its time to get on that train.

>> No.55935552

>>55935540
/biz/ is /pol/ enough for me personally

>> No.55935553

>>55935540
when has it been worth looking at

>> No.55935557

>>55935553
this

>> No.55935561

>>55935202
>1pbtid

>> No.55935564
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>>55935540
Last couple days have been good. First that Wagner guy yesterday and this mugshot today.

>> No.55935583

>>55935550
What you're describing is EXACTLY what it looks like when Big Money pulls a Cramer and destroys retail sentiment all across the entire market by using their near-infinite media influence and money

>> No.55935591

>>55935550
it wasnt zog nvidia specifically
it was, wait for the event that can literally move the market to pass, and then sell into the technical bounce that took place on top of meme money
also yes the rest of the market looks like shit
this is why nvidia was an obvious distraction
look here, at this dumb meme stock flying all over the place, and dont look at dicks (sporting goods) etc

>> No.55935595

>>55935564
kind of upset I missed the Wagner sticky while I was at work.

>> No.55935599

i miss priggy bros
loved that lil niggy like you wouldnt believe

>> No.55935604
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>>55935561

>> No.55935625

>>55935272
I hope the police found the contraband hidden in his oven. Sneaky bastard.

>> No.55935632
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Well... of all the /smg/ threads, this is definitely one of them
In fact, it's the latest one

>> No.55935635

Isnt afrm a nancy stock?

>> No.55935642
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55935642

Look at this absolute seething call holding rekt faggot series 6 failing portfolio crashing jannie, kek

>> No.55935646

>>55935430
Get this shit, I mentioned a senator having threatened Jerome Powell during the House "facing" before last, and got banned, within the context of literally saying 2% was going to remain the goal as long as that didn't actually happen.

>> No.55935660

>>55935642
Feds want to contain the outrage over their illegitimate gestapo tactics.

>> No.55935664

>>55935642
You hate to see it

>> No.55935665

like what even is on the horizon that could turn the market around? This year has just been bleak all around, and with democrats dragging us into a banana republic and bringing back covid hysteria as fast as they can the future looks shit.

>> No.55935676
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>>55935660
yeah it's true

>> No.55935678

>>55935635
Not from what I can see. Her husband has been long PayPal in the past, but I don't see Affirm anywhere.

>> No.55935687
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>>55935660
The putsrnotdawae tranny can say 20 posts in a row talking shit about trump, but someone mentions anything negative about Biden effecting the economy, business, and finance and the stock market even once and they get a 3 day ban for 'politics'.

>> No.55935689
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55935689

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

>> No.55935691

>>55935665
Some ideas:
>Biden having a heart attack
>the FBI and DHS voluntarily disbanding of their own accord
>a giant meteor hitting DC

>> No.55935698

>>55935689
We're going to have a +3% day Tomorrow
Then Monday will be -5%
Then Tuesday +4%
Then Wednesday -2%
Then Thursday +8%
...and this will continue as we enter complete schizo market thanks to Jackson Hole

>> No.55935705

>>55935698
Good thing I like roller coasters

>> No.55935709

How are the futures bros?

>> No.55935719

>>55935709
Pretty flat so far

>> No.55935723

>>55935709
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.55935734

>>55935678
She was buying small chunks of some reit starting with an A I thought.

>> No.55935735
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55935735

>>55935705
Nice, what's your favorite?
I'm a fan of Intimidator 305 at Kings Dominion in Virginia (park owned by Cedar Fair, stock ticker: FUN). It's the only one I've ridden that caused my vision to grey out (I didn't pass out). My exgf thought it was crazy that I enjoyed that

>> No.55935742

Giga dump day into crabbing after hours, this sucks dude

>> No.55935746

>>55935735
Haven't ridden one in a long time but I like that one in Busch Gardens Williamsburg. The one Fabio smashed a goose with his face on.

>> No.55935748

>>55935705
You should like BOIL then.

BTW, RE: BOIL
I advise being prepared for it to go to FIDDY or even lower, at some point in the days ahead, potentially. I hold some to catch any surprise upside, but am keeping a ratio of BOIL:CASH in balance to handle whatever may come before it makes the next *good* rip ($75 or more). I recommend always keeping a total awareness of the 3 month chart for having the most clear idea of where it's at, and where it might go in the near term.

>> No.55935756
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>>55935742
I have not yet begun to dump.

>> No.55935758

>>55935734
Oh it was just AB and she dumped her stack start of year

>> No.55935764

>>55935748
Man you really like BOIL, don't you bro?

>> No.55935776

>>55935746
Was it alpinegeist? Lochness was too slow and jerky over water, big bad wolf was also really slow. I actually had an ex gf psych me up to do apollos chariot but I will never do feet danglers like alpinegeist or whatever the fuck they would have now

>> No.55935778

>>55935764
It's the most based ticker of them all, unironically. It's a literal 2x leverage of the one trade known as THA WIDOWMAKER. If you learn how to work it right along with KOLD, it's a semi-regular money printer.

>> No.55935791

>>55935776
I had to look this up, it was apparently Apollo's Chariot
https://youtu.be/OjAYxpXUklc

>> No.55935794

>>55935776
It was Apollo's Chariot just looked it up. Fun roller coaster.

>> No.55935800
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>>55934954
Rudy is hard alright

>> No.55935801

FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK JANNIES. DOESNT MATTER IF YOU BAN ME. IM ON MOBILE SO WHEN I GET HOME MY IP WILL BE DIFFERENT. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN. YOU CAN'T GIVE BIRTH. YOUR SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS NOT FEMENINE. YOUR TITS ARE PLASTIC. YOUR VAGINA IS A HOLE DRILLED IN. YOU CANT GET WET OR SQUIRT. YOU HAVE TO TAKE DRUGS JUST TO HAVE FEMENINE HORMONES. YOUR CHROMOSOMES WILL ALWAYS BE XY. THIS IS SIMPLE BIOLOGY. COPE AND SEETHE. VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED.

>> No.55935805
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>>55935746
>>55935776
>>55935791
>>55935794
FYI, Busch Gardens is owned by SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment (stock ticker: SEAS)

>> No.55935808

>>55935801
what does this mean for the market tomorrow?

>> No.55935810

>>55935801
Based

>> No.55935811

>>55935808
it's over

>> No.55935815

>>55935801
BASED
A
S
E
D
Verification not required.

>> No.55935817
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>>55935801
I kneel.

>> No.55935820

>>55935811
stop it with the antisemitism I just want to know if stocks will go up or down

>> No.55935822

>>55935805
based Shamu

>> No.55935830

>>55935481
Holy fuckin cope. You're still in denial. The tape never lies.

>> No.55935832

>>55935801
Based king

>> No.55935840

>>55935801
>DOESNT MATTER IF YOU BAN ME. IM ON MOBILE
Fuck off. Stop wasting my mobile IPs for this baiting bullshit.

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>>55935800
Fucking checked

>> No.55935853
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>>55935801

>> No.55935859

>>55935805
Busch gardens is the only time Ive had fun at an amusement park and that was before I could drink

>> No.55935885
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>>55935801
Max kek jannie and tranny putsrdwae on suicide watch from their reddit tier portfolios getting rugpulled and their bodies getting destroyed by falling for leftist military grade propaganda from behavioral psycholgists HAHAHA

>> No.55935892
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>>55935297
>Because retail can't afford food
Everywhere I look I'm seeing huge brand new trucks, fresh clothes, grocery carts loaded to the brim, etc.
The people you're thinking of are not retail investors. They're not any kind of investors, don't participate in the market, and probably never will.

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>>55935756

>> No.55935904

Nasdaq futes slowly getting more red

>> No.55935905

>>55935791
What are these stupid comments below that video? Are these all negros that love a white men get hurt or something?
Disgusting.

>> No.55935919

>>55935859
It's been forever since I was last there, but I remember it being a very well maintained and kept park, with good theming.
This is in complete contrast with ANY park owned by Six Flags ($SIX), which have good rides but are often a fucking dump.
Another good park is Hershey Park (owned by HSY) which is themed to chocolate and candy, and is very well maintained.

>> No.55935921
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>>55935801

>> No.55935927

>>55935904
I sold too early :(

>> No.55935928
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55935928

Look guys, democracy!! That's Bidenomics!

>> No.55935935

>>55935902
>>55935756
Little did Bobro know, it was actually Dick's (ticker: DKS) earnings call that started this all off.
>verifico ne requiro

>> No.55935941

>>55935919
My mom's gf bought us one of those metaquest things for Christmas. I've ride all the rollercoasters of most of these theme parks on it. It's pretty realistic looking in 8k or higher. Too bad I can't feel anything in my stomach watching them in vr

>> No.55935957

>>55935941
>your mom pretends to like women
>your moms gf pretends to ride roller coasters
Lol

>> No.55935965

>>55935928
Post the one about AIPAC candidates winning 95% of their elections

>> No.55935968

>>55935957
I meant my gfs mom kek

>> No.55935971

>>55935965
The funny thing is I know what you're taking about. Such a good tweet. It was 98% btw

>> No.55935975

>>55935928
Whats the QRD on your image? Are lawyers not supposed to be arrested? Since leaving pol I have zero connection to current events

>> No.55935979
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>>55934887
Same

>> No.55935982

>>55935975
Giving legal advice is now a speech crime if you're on the wrong team now

>> No.55935985
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>>55935975
>arrest your main opponent in an election
>then arrest all of his lawyers so he can't defend himself
Bidenomics in action.

>> No.55935988
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55935988

Guys what makes more money:
1. Buying options at/near the money for medium cost then it moves in your direction hard.
2. Buying options out of the money for cheap then it moves in your direction hard.
When I think about it assuming SPY at 450 and going to 500 for simplicity sake. Calls at 450 would be worth about 1k two months out and if it went to 500 at a minimum it would be worth 5000 minimum. This sounds terrible getting only a 5x. 10k investment would turn into 50k.

Compare it to calls with a strike of 500, those would still be pretty much useless if it takes the entire duration to reach 500. What would be the sweetspot for out of the money calls? Assuming 30$ out of the money, each call costs 58$. You can buy 172 contracts, if SPY goes to 500 each contract costs 3k. 10k investment turned into 516k! A 50x return.

Has anyone found the sweet spot of how far out of the money to go for max gains? Can't go too far because they can expire worthless, but also can't go too close to the money becausenit gimps your gains. Also, my math might be wrong.

>> No.55935999

>>55935988
30 delta seems to be what you are looking for

>> No.55936000

>>55935982
>>55935985
Hey thats just like in that game where you play as a dictator of a small Caribbean island
Fun as shit game cant remember the same

>> No.55936001

>>55935840
Get a pass, phone faggot.

>> No.55936006

>>55936000
Tropico

>> No.55936007

>>55935800
this is bullshit, but i believe it

>> No.55936024
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>>55935800
>Former mayor of ny
Yeah this checks out.

>> No.55936026

>>55935965
>>55935971
Show me a non-AIPAC candidate
(IMPOSSIBLE MODE: Not Turbani Omar)

>> No.55936035

>>55936026
There isn't one goof

>> No.55936039

>>55935928
>you don't live in the same america
America was never a true democracy. Anybody who thinks otherwise probably has had an easy life.

>> No.55936046

>>55936039
A true democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner

>> No.55936058
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55936058

Gay outside energy dependent Germany is going to have to buy natgas to power all those NVDA cards. Bless the bag pumpers.

>> No.55936063

>>55936058
You got some UNG or what?

>> No.55936070

>>55936063
No, only BOIL. I generally only buy UNG when my BOIL is pumped way up, then dropping back down, but not down enough to buy more BOIL. Sometimes I buy a little UNG just for monitoring overnight natgas since it moves 24 hrs in HOOD, but it gets to be a pain in the ass to me to hold anything at all other than BOIL so I prefer keeping it that way for the most part.
IT
IS
A
TISM
THANG
I reckon.

>> No.55936077
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>>55936058
lol
lmao!

>> No.55936079

>>55936070
Tism?

>> No.55936086
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55936086

>>55936077

>> No.55936087

>>55935429
>The U.S is running out of liquidity
How can a sovereign country (specifically the largest economy on the planet) "run out" of fiat?

>> No.55936092

>>55936087
That's the kind of insane bullshit that retail bears come up with

>> No.55936093

Does DWAC have a nav as a SPAC? I assumed the floor was 10 bucks, but it has puts being bought and sold below 10 so yeah, what's up with that?

>> No.55936097

>>55936079
Uh, yeah? Are you not from 4chan?

>> No.55936101

>>55936079
KEK!!! look what shows up when you search "tism" in Bing:

https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/1004k3u/thoughts_on_people_calling_autism_the_tism_a/?rdt=47617

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>>55936101
>Reddit is upset at an innocuous joke made by two Philly dumbasses

>> No.55936111

qrd on the trump?

>> No.55936125

>>55936097
I've never seen it before, but I don't frequent /pol/ and rarely /pol/ sister boards like /biz/ so maybe I'm not retarded enough

>> No.55936129

>DXY 104
>It was 100 one month ago
Everything is fine.

>> No.55936135

>>55936111
Totally not a blatant attempt to use the legal system to derail a presidential campaign during an election year. Nothing to see here! Just as many charges as possible having to do with the 2020 election being pushed through historically biased courts!

>> No.55936140

>>55936125
WTF, how have you not seen that? I hardly ever touch /pol/, very very rarely ever a curiosity trip to /b/, but even my old fav /out/'s denizens are known as /out/ists. Maybe you are a newfag because if you've been here for years, you'd have to have seen "tism". I have seen it mentioned here in /smg/ a few times. I'm not even among the oldest of fags, having arrived in 2008.

>> No.55936157

>>55936129
110 on deck. Starting to look like we'll resync with last october.

>> No.55936167
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>>55936157
Everytime I see the number 110, it makes me think of something else, kek

>> No.55936181

>>55936157
Oh you mean like right when equities bottomed out and mooned for six months?

>> No.55936182

>>55936167
It makes me think of American power outlets for small appliances, as opposed to 220 for dryers/ovens/etc.

>> No.55936194

>>55936181
Yeah, probably. But first another 10% downside.

>> No.55936214
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55936214

ALL I AM ALL I KNOW
IS HANGING BY THE THINNEST THREAD
IF YOU LEAVE IF YOU GO
I MIGHT AS WELL BE GONE BE DEAD

https://youtu.be/MUvmaVgslqA

>> No.55936221
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55936221

>markets

>> No.55936227

>>55936194
Make it 30 and you’ve got a deal

>> No.55936236

>>55936221
That should be pumping natgas more.

>> No.55936245

>>55936227
No deal, sorry.

>> No.55936251

>>55936245
50 it is then. I tried to go easy on you.

>> No.55936253
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>>55936194
Yeah that 390s gap up looks juicy.

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>>55936221
>With bidenomics, rolling blackouts, massive retail theft, outrageous inflation is now the new normal as the US continuously slides into third world shitholeism

>> No.55936258
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>>55936221
Ma sha2 allah, Tegzas is turning into Lebanon

>> No.55936262
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>>55936221
Uranium Kings..............we are inevitable.

They will buy the 200$/lb Uranium, and they will be happy.

>> No.55936265

>>55936256
It’s a good time to be bearish. So much money to be made. Then I’m leaving this shithole

>> No.55936271

>>55936129
I looked up the DXY effect on stocks and it said if DXY goes up stocks go up because the dollar is worth more so your stocks are too. Am I missing something? Looking at the 3 year chart on DXY I don't see anything interesting with the market.

>> No.55936278

>>55936271
You read wrong, that doesn't make sense

>> No.55936279
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>>55936256
think that's bad, just 2 more months until oblivion

>> No.55936280

>>55936271
DXY down = stocks up
DXY up = stocks down

>> No.55936283

>>55936265
That's crossed my mind as well. But realistically, where you thinking about going to escape globohomo though?

>> No.55936284

>>55936262
Uranium stocks do look mighty slurpable right now…

>> No.55936286

>>55936271
the only thing it means is
DXY goes up means dollar is valued against non-dollar currencies
ie people buy dollars

however it says nothing about what those people buy in dollars. it can be bonds or stocks or commodities in USD.

>> No.55936289
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55936289

>>55936283
SEA

>> No.55936301

>>55936279
Idk about two months, but I fully expect it before 2030. Probably something else along the lines of civil war, maybe a few years of bolshivic terror and breaking up the country, followed by blue helmets or even Chinese coming in, who the fuck knows. This will be a decade to remember

>> No.55936311
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55936311

>>55936289
Any counties in particular and why them?

>> No.55936317

>>55936271
Long term correlation is weak, but DXY up is typically short term bearish because the rest of the world sees those stocks priced in dollars getting more expensive. Also tends to correlate with real yields jumping higher, and relatively reduced liquidity.

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>>55936221
It's really funny to me that the same politicians responsible for this shit are also pushing hard for EV adoption and net zero stuff.

>> No.55936359
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55936359

>futures

>> No.55936380

It's so fucking over for the USD. Please be safe ameribros. I shit on your lot often but I don't want a 300 million-strong south africa to be your final fate.

>> No.55936403
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>>55936380
>t's so fucking over for the USD.

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>>55936380
>300 million
Well the deagel 2025 US population forecast model estimated that our population will drop to around 100 million in 2025.

Idk where the other 200 million go, or if they are killed in camps, a civil war, flee to other countries, or what. But thanks for the kind words, whatever our fate ends up being

>> No.55936442
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Bros, I'm scared. The DXY is just going up and up. The dollar is too strong, and I don't see a stopping point if they are hawkish today. I see at least one more 25bps hike in the near future and that will consolidate the dollar's position absolutely.
My country's garbage currency is getting completely heemed. Time to long export companies I guess.

>> No.55936457

>>55936442
So Powell speaks at 10:05 am I'm told? How long does he speak, and when is Jackson hole over, Sunday or Monday or what?

>> No.55936461

>>55936403
Sauidis abandoning it 100% is the end of USD.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAA

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>[muffled "outta my way" in the distance]

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kek, we haven't moved a single bit. What is this market doing?
>>55936403
Never seen that general
2nd lane right

Actually first time I see Emilia Clarke laugh. I only know the edited version of this scene as a pic where her mouth is even bigger and reminds me of Baraka

>> No.55936503

>>55936499
Nasdaq slippin

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WTFFFFFFFF

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Germany 0% GDP, actual stagflation, wonderful. absolutely wonderful.Like an ill person that goes to the gym, does a shittier workout and stays sick for longer than he would if he didn't go.

>>55936503
It's quite funny. Yesterday was the reddest day of the year. If you look at the whole dump, and not these weird calculation starting at a specific time. When I go and look at the daily (mountain) or even candle, it says to me -1,94% for the S&P. There were red days this year, but not 1,94%.
And the Nasdaq is even worse, 3,20%!

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Portfolio: [x] At ATH
Shorts: [x] Held
Futures: [x] Dumping
Mumus: [x] Beheemed
Anus: [x] Tongued
Jack hole son: [x] Won't you come

>> No.55936579

>>55936553
I hope they pump today, just for another huge dump.

>> No.55936591

>>55936579
This. I NEED more SQQQ before September

>> No.55936594

>>55936579
It'll probably bleed out slowly. Jpow is what we all need to pay attention to.
That .25 hike is happening, but it's what he says afterwards that will determine the outcome.

>> No.55936595

with EU you never know what they'll do now.

>> No.55936598

>>55936553
you aint seen nothing yet bobo, tomorrow is the day of the meatgrinder for mumu

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>>55936529
>0% GDP
Better than Sweden which is projected to have -1.1% this year, haha haha hah haha haha lmao lol. Even the insanely strong Swedish export industry is starting to show weakness. And still I wouldn't dare to short the index because it could suddenly start behaving like a retard

>> No.55936602

>>55936594
or flat, just flat til US.

>> No.55936603

>>55936595
just crabbing. euroepans wont dare taking a move before their american masters tell them. and the ameircans will not do anything during jacks on hole

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>>55935202
bahahahahahahahahahahahah

>> No.55936608

>>55936594
>That .25 hike is happening
he thinks the current rate hike schedule is stopping inflation, he doesn't know its .50 increases for the next three meetings

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>>55935265
P/E is fake and gay. They sold $2.3B in fake shit just to pad the books. The stock is like 70% institutional owned. They are literally pump and dumping this shit. Better hope you can time the top and that the top wasn't yesterday.

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>>55935092
The problem is they need the bodies for their debt based economy and to suppress wages and inflation. They are literally their own enemy, and everyone else gets to suffer for it.

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How is EU slurping this crap? You see, it's being retarded yet again. US gigadumps yesterday and EU is around zero?
And weirdly enough, copper shot up like crazy. Just what is happening?

>> No.55936641

Better.com, the digital mortgage lender in the news earlier this year when its CEO fired roughly 900 workers via Zoom, picked a bad time to go public. "Shares of the Softbank-backed company plunged 93% as it began trading as BETR on the Nasdaq Thursday, falling more than $16 per share to $1.19 by mid-day," reports Fast Company. It went public via a merger with special purpose acquisition company (SPAC) Aurora Acquisition Corp. Before its merger with BETR, Aurora had a 52-week high of $62.91.

>> No.55936643

>>55934902
Read and noted, you're retarded and I'll use this to dunk on you later

>> No.55936649

>>55935065
Look up the Amazon grocery store, you swipe your card to get in, the stores cameras track what you pick up, and then charges you when you leave. No cashier, no self check out.

>> No.55936651

>>55936649
highly racist

>> No.55936652

>>55936636
ITS RECOOVERING CHUDS
SLURP!
<Gay_slurp_face.jpg>

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>>55934902
I completely disagree. However, I have to acknowledge the fact that this is a circus and no longer a casino. The books are cooked and the fix is in..for now.
>NVDA's momentum will pull the entire market up for the next months
If what you say plays out, unironically it will hold for two weeks, max.

>> No.55936683

>>55936641
I saw that. and wework might not be able to operate as a going concern. hilarious

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I'M IN THE ARENA

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>UNITED STATES OFFICIALS SAY PRIVATELY THEY'VE RELAXED APPROACH TO IRAN OIL
>FOR GLOBAL OIL MARKETS, A US-IRAN DEAL IS ALREADY HAPPENING
Oilcucks btfo, cheap WTI incoming

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Imagine boomers complaining to call centers about the machine prompt pulling up their files. Now imagine boomers wanting to invest in that same machine prompt when they want to talk to someone about some discrepancy that happened in their account when they actually want to talk to a real person to go over it. This AI hype needs to get killed before it replaces all the call centers, customer service, and sales jobs out there. Tiktok influencers, vtubers, twitch streamers, and those mfs who does stupid shit for clout needs to go hit the oil rigs, fishing rings, and waste management for an actual job. This whole economy will need to burn to the ground so it can reset. Shorting NVDA until it's $100/share.

>> No.55936716

>>55936710
How can they betray ISRAEL like this?

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>>55936710
And that's why oil is pumping now? Nah, they love high oil prices too much and by they I mean everyone but normal people

>> No.55936731

What does Jackson's hole smell like?

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>>55934884
>>55934884
>>55934884
>>55934884

>> No.55936744

>>55936595
They can't do much because the EU was always a stupid idea

>> No.55936753

mania is back!

>> No.55936763

>>55936221
>last resort is rolling outages
Lmao no, last resort is cut off everyone but hospitals, military bases, and essential government buildings. Residential does not 'need' electricity and grid stability is far more important than some boomer's air conditioning. She has no idea how bad it really can get if you aren't deemed essential.

>> No.55936778

>Fuel Oil almost as high as on 9th august OIL peak.
>OIl 4 dollars below that peak
REFINERS WILL LOVE THIS TRICK

>> No.55937369

>>55936601
will the attempt to lower the Swedish Krona even more to boost exports?

>> No.55937566

>>55935988
Delta is higher at the money even though you could buy more options OTM it's really a waste.

>> No.55937570

>>55936058
Someone was telling me to buy BAESF like it was super undervalued. They're literally banking on Germany coming up with a Hitler 2.0 at this point.

>> No.55937576

>>55936311
SEA is in very good demographic shape, the women are attractive and friendly, the economy is developing so things are cheap and getting cheaper.

DESU if you don't mind Asians it's a great plan even now. I'm already long EPHE.