/biz/ - Business & Finance

BOBOs will pay for this. that's a promise

Don't care I'm still buying my Nasdaq-100.

I wouldn't wish sciatica on anyone (except jews), this shit sucks bros

it's over.

Since we're all losing money and NGMI I guess I gotta say this.
I did not care for SOXL, BOIL, or MARA

>>55930074
Well of course they will. Bobos are going to have to pay for everything because they're going to be the only ones with any money. ~_^

MITSF

>>55930060
GET FUCKED MUMU FAGGOT ASS BITCH

Is this trade done?
Or do i average and buy more?

>>55930081
The vax gave my mom sciatica and gulion barre. Shit does suck

NO BOIL = NIGGER
Verification not required.

You mumus were warned

>>55929216
>>55929275
That was me, I posted an update saying I was lying. In reality I only had almost 1k on calls and it was on SOXL. Entire return has been demolished....$500 from yesterday, idk how much earlier as I was asleep. Should've sold before close yesterday. I did however have about 8k or 9k on soxl shares I was bagholding and sold yesterday for a diminished loss. That's about it, sorry for lying.

I warned you about TTOO. Lol. You didn't listen.

>>55930103
How much did you make on your short?

>>55930094
yeah September 15th is too close, close it out, its a loser
jackson hole is going to not be great tomorrow so you will only lose more on it
if you want to pray for a monday miracle, reopen it at friday eod but i dont recommend it
apple has been getting sold off intensely by institutions, its been apparent. this is no joke unloading apple for this quarter and i dont expect that to change

awwwww back below 440 ;(

I want soxs to go to 20.

>>55930103
muh imminent approval
muh every hospital will buy by the pallet

what a bunch of niggers.

>>55930102
bro... never lie

Lmao. Mumu.
You just keep falling for it, over, and over, and over.
Reminder: Think of the markets like a "game" - if you were playing the "game" and wanted to "win" and get the most dollars as possible, how would you move markets?
If your answer was "Maximize the amount of buyers and exit liquidity, by creating false rallies and as many bull traps as possible"
then you would be correct!
You just keep falling for it. Over and over.
When will you learn mumu
When will you learn.
>Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me.. — you can't get fooled again

Tomorrow's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

the only reason i think the market might hold on today is microsoft is just down way too fucking much
i cant see them dumping it harder today
if they do, stops in it are going to get hit

Who bought $370 QQQ 0DTE puts for only $26 dollars today?

Whooooaaaaaa
Lookin' kinda red today

I think Disney is a good play rn, they have reached a point to where they will have to start selling assets, which will drive up it's stock price even if the company is being squandered.

Jackson Hole kicked off or what is this dump?

any other autists stimming hard right now,
I found this song today and I can't stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2ABIGi6xw
looks like MP is headed to 19 perfectly, it's playing out.

>>55930108
I made $618 so far. No bully. It's not a large position since I could only sell bear call spreads
>>55930125
You need to see how insane the cultists on Twitter / Stocktwits / Yahoo Message Boards are.

TTOO sentiment / lies is basically entire driven by a bunch of boomers (like 40s+) who know nothing about anything but just like line go up.

You click on the profiles of these TTOO pumpers are they're all like my dad's age kek

>>55930139
>what is this dump?
did you really expect anything different after everything that has happened this year?

>>55930139
harvesting after baiting retards to buy overpriced tech

THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING

Nividia straight up from here. Fake sell off. Huge earnings. Chat GBT is bigger than the iPhone. I bought the dip

>>55930131
I want to go back to the 90s...

CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THE MARKET IS STILL OPEN FOR OVER FOUR MORE HOURS

I FUCKING HATE SMUG ASS MUMUS SO FUCKING MUCH ITS UNREAL BROS

Crude oil bearish?

>>55930089

>>55930080
Wish I had a wife like this and at this rate I'll never make enough to get rich off stocks. Just spend to my days wandering grocery stores and talking to women who look like this to take as wife. *sniffles* YAMERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I have incredibly terrible odds with stocks these last 2 years.
>finally confident and go hard
>say hello to aug/sep 2021
>lose hard
>get confident and go hard again
>say hello to jan 2022 - may 2022
>lose hard and stay out
>get confident and go hard again....
>say hello to aug 2023
It's tiresome. I stopped winning hard since Mar 2021.

I wish I had a wife who looked like Pyra and that I was so rich that I could retire me and my brothers from every waging again and into a life of neetdom.

>Four-day work week
>Of 10 hour days*

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

>>55930154
someones gotta buy the bags

>>55930149
The AI craze is retarded. It's not even real intelligence, you're literally a premium for a fake product. If you really want to make money just short the market and buy back in when it's lower like a fucking pro.

HEY BROS WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED

AMD down over 7% for literally no reason at all. Lmfao. Great job bears you put everything on sale in record time!

I work for an institution and all the calls I’ve been having the past 3 weeks have been liquidation and reallocation of funds to money markets and bonds. Good luck mumus.

I posted this as an OIL THEME, but i should have picked it for stocks.

https://youtu.be/nzbG05XmW9E?feature=shared&t=699

ABSOLUTELY OVER

>>55930178
scissoring butterfly

>>55930144
I'm 50 but have no social media whatsoever and only knew what I saw here, and the fact that when I searched TTOO on Bing after seeing it here there was a headline in the results saying that TTOO was being heavily "memed" on social media. It just had the smell of pump and dump scam niggers here, lots of 1pbtid and wild claims, plus that one post of the screencap of the one nigger messaging the other nigger to just relax and get ready to go on vacation next week (which would have been last week). Obviously just himself messaging himself to make the fake shit. Anyway, I'm FIDDY.

>>55930166
I prefer the 9/80s. 9hr days but you get every other friday off, works well since im wfh chad anyways so 9 hrs isnt shit.

>>55930167
right in all fields

What the fuck happened to NVDA

>>55930151
Just wait until SPX get to 1400 (in two more weeks™) and you'll feel as if you were there

>>55930179
>Above $70
>"sale"

>>55930184
the feel when your stop loss is triggered by the cent just to move the other way

>>55930164
I think you should have a strict investment rule, anon. Just invest a set amount every month, and stick to the strategy. I know it can sound boring, you can add a little bit of play, say you're supposed to invest every month around the 15th of the month, you could buy earlier or buy later when you feel the market is about to go down/is going down. Don't be necessarily strict on the exact date, but be strict on the "I'll buy every month no matter what".

bros every time tech looks like its gonna bounce it just doesnt fucking hold
>>55930194
oh it went down, like i said it would EVEN if it had good earnings
its overpriced, and a few extra billion in revenue is NOTHING in the real world
funny thing is if you buy nvidia now and hold it for 10 years youll probably 10x your money anyway
but right now? ITS FUCKING SHIT YOU IDIOT

WELL WELL WELL

>>55930187
People your age are incredibly retarded when it comes to SMID / micro-cap biotechs. I think its because people your age actually have money while zoomers my age don't even have the money to gamble on these dogshit stocks most of the time unless we're in a Covid 2021 ZIRP situation.

But digression aside, people your age with a bit of money to spend buy the worst pump and dumps ever. TTOO has 2M in revenues but 50M due by Dec 2024 and they won't have a dollar in profits until 2026 at the earliest. What does that mean? It obviously means the company will need to raise capital through an equity offering but the gaggle of dumbfuck boomers who have never opened a 10K in their life do not comprehend.

And now that pile of shit stock is down 20% today. Lol.

Why is AMD shitting the bed and ruining SOXL? It makes no sense at all

I mean mumu's there is still a chance you get an after lunch pump.

>>55930167
Watch chad JPOW heem expectations but literally saying the same shit.

>>55930187
Yea I remember those (two)stinky ass pajeet scammers

>>55930060
>Including what I will pay in taxes i am down 3600 dollars since I started trading in June.

Maybe I'm too retarded for stocks.

>>55930206
HE WON

>>55930164
money ain't shit when it comes to getting a girl. i got a qt petite asian wife and i'm broke as fuck.

>>55930211
Because the market is realizing how far behind AMD is at this point. It is completely unbelievable to me that AMD has lost this market so hard. AMD's version of CUDA is so god awful its not even funny but the real insane part is its just some software that isn't that difficult to write on paper. AMD has the hardware part down, their top of the line silicon can certainly compete/get close to NVDA offerings but no AI/ML researchers touch AMD w a 10 ft pole bc of their horrible software. Software that again, is *relatively* easy to write. AMD has lost BILLIONS bc of this

WE JUST ENTERED AS NEW BULL CYCLE

what did i tell you on monday? hold until power hour wednesday and gtfo. but no, you got greedy didn't you. tut tut.

>>55930212
i dont know if were gonna get one
it looks like they are in full autosell mode today
you dont see these kinds of moves in megacaps and then they just bounce like penny stocks
nvidia might be retarded but microsoft is much harder to move

>>55930206

>>55930217
>>55930164
Trade smaller. wagmi

>>55930214
Everyone I've seen pumping TTOO is some crusty white mass shooter type while I'm the only guy I know telling people to short it and I'm a pajeet. All of the TTOO scammers on stocktwits and twitter are these white dipshits who are incinerating their mortgage payments on this shitco

>We will send unto them only you Bobo,
>RIP AND TEAR
>Until it is done.

BROS!!!
WHATS THIS PATTERN CALLED?

>>55930222
stfu baggie

I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN BUT THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER

>>55930102
You have no fucking clue how tight that little announcement made my asshole yesterday.
Don't lie to us like that. I thought we were about to lose someone.

>A new computing era has begun...
L o l

Having a fat shit rn bros

>only down -0.24%
I mean I'll take it

>>55930209
*Most* people of *all* ages are fuckin' retards.
Verification not required.

>>55930255
bros, a gateway computer just flew over my house

>Powell hasn’t even done anything yet

What’s he gonna do /smg/? I’m assuming he’ll reiterate were getting one more rate hike in September based on June’s Summary of Economic projections and the resilience of the economy, but what else is he going to say?

I'm just here to laugh at the NVDA pumpers

>>55930228
Uh no I think this is just retarded retail bears doubling down on their dumbest bet to date

FIRST OF ALL, YER ALL DONE
THE BULLEONE FAMILY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MUSCLE NO MORE

>>55930267
Is AMD highly shorted or something? I can't imagine too many bears are shorting AMD instead of NVDA unless there's some pairs correlation i don't understand

>>55930139
Yes, Jacksons Hole is spewing shit out off it’s anus maximus rn. The Clown market is so rigged, at least the CCP give a five year forward guidance to their elites.

>>55930261
for his opening speech, jerome "jay" powell will approach the podium, neatly tap his papers against it, and then calmly say "nigger" into the microphone, causing all major markets worldwide to limit down and trading stops for the rest of the day, and then powell tells everyone to have a good weekend and walks away

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T I BUY AMC
WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU LOSERS
FUUUUUCK

>>55930257
BASED and BLESSED even, been there quite a bit!

All NVDA literally does is take TSM stickers off the chips and putting NVDA stickers on it. And people think it’s valuation is comparable to Apple’s valuation when Apple revenue is over 300b vs NVDA’s 27b revenue. Just admit it’s over Mumus.

>>55930166
Only two of those are good except for the fact unlimited paid time off is likely a lie. They'll be getting ready to fire you by the end of the first month of your 10 year vacation. Not to mentioned unlimited UNPAID time off seems to currently not even be all that usable from what Ive gathered. Id rather it just be a 3 day work week of 12 hours each day. Ill happily take that 4 hours pay loss. I mean look at all the jobs that treat overtime like a treat pffft. Like I want to work mandatory overtime, for a few bucks more or 0 if salary, all while having less free time. I want to get rich so i never have to deal with this again, i want to be free of the wage cage.

when do I buy SOXL

>>55930260
dude, you're gettin' a dell!

microsoft is getting a bounce, intraday bottom might be in
dont do anything stupid bobros

The most annoying part of this whole situation it's that Nvidia earnings was an obvious bulltrap and it was clear we would go down hard after the hype died down
It's just that the motherfuckers went and killed it the very next day when everyone expected some gas to be left in the tank. I am a bear but I was THIS close to slurping nvidia when it was hitting the low 480s after the market open sell-off.

Now going forward this is very telling that things are gonna get very bad soon and it's gonna happen quick. The big boys could have let it go higher before bailing, but the fact that they instadumped their bags when everyone was expecting more upside makes it clear that they were THAT desperate to get out.

another great day for stochastics

>>55930256
BASED

>>55930280
stop using google

Guys? When is it going to stop dumping? GUYS??

>>55930280
the fuck

>we are committed

>>55930140
>stimming

It’s meant to get better with age but mine are getting worse. Might try a few meme remedies like fulvic acid, sarapin or suramin. One of them must work!

>>55930294
Loans mature next month for a bunch of banks. We’re about to see a shit ton of failures

>>55930096
Same with my dad...

>>55930280
It's showing -27% to me.

>>55930267
>RETAIL BEARS
>DUMB MONEY
>SMART MONEY
>BIG BOYS

>>55930204
Cute Pyra. Yeah I actually did that since January until I finally got confident. Every single time for about 2 years now. I get confident = prepare for a huge market dump now. First one was a month, second one was 10 months. So far my only odds of escaping waging for good are stocks or game development which I suck at. I have abysmal odds in the workforce.

>>55930304
Must be talkin' about KOLD
Must be a NO BOIL NIGGER

>>55930307
>>55930280

cant believe amc reverse split on their devoted apes lmao
like a failed biotech company
you hate to see it, you really do

>committed

>>55930323
HAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
no way it was at 48dollal a week ago??????
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
retards

I told ya nuhvidya can't prop up the whole market on its own

>>55930288
I wanna catch the knife

>he bought the top

>>55930330
just a stock conversion

>>55930149
Chat gbt is getting its ass sued by every database owner rn. As anon said it’s not AI and has been trooned by libtards already. Wolfram Alpha has better AI by far.

WE ARE HEALING

https://youtu.be/E_ey8xCbUD8?feature=shared&t=6

>>55930304
October

>>55930280
You know what's really sad?
Is that your post, I think that you're just making a joke, trolling, about the stock split - for a laugh
but people replying to you, and others in this thread, reading it, but not replying, unironically think that AMC went up 600% in a day, and are beating themselves up for not buying AMC stock, and are completely unaware of the stock split (or even what a stock split is)
Absolutely disgusting.

>>55930287
medicine does some wild stuff. be an inpatient practioner and its one week of 12 hrs a day (but theres decent downtime here and there) and then one week off completely. you can stack this as well (2 weeks on 2 weeks off)

i worked in a hospital where physicians lived in another state and would fly in to work 2-3 weeks straight and then go home.

>>55930334
Speak for yourself. I love it

why can’t you day trade in a margin account? Theoretically any buys are just longs and any sells are just shorts, always a new position that just so happens to compress to 0

>>55930347
*generational top

>>55930363
well yeah i mean when you say you hate to see it, truth is you kinda love to see it

any of you jump on BETR?

>>55930286
This

>>55930352
I hope so I absolutely dislike the idea of it ever taking any of my code should someone disassemble my video game and feed its code into it. But I'll probably fail and then who'd even bother to pick apart my game.

>>55930364
They'll devalue the currency enough in a few years that we'll go up eventually

>>55930364
Ohhhh Zisters....

>>55930362
because you are doing it with unsettled money that robinhood lets you use in good faith

It is good to see the markets acting in a sensible manner for a change. Since Nvidia is pulling in massive amounts of cash from other tech companies to buy its hardware, Nvidia's shares deserve to rise while those companies that must buy Nvidia's hardware deserve to have their share prices fall. That is happening now and it is good. In this case a rising AI tide does not lift all boats. It is only lifting Nvidia's boat.

the tranny who calls herself Cassandra warned you.

DXY about to fall off a cliff, hope you're ready bois

>>55930398
kek, did he had a stoke ?

>>55930385
it is refreshing to see but on the other hand we have to start accepting that in 5 years nvidia will be the king shit stock

>>55930406
he has a lazy eye(lid)

>>55930402
Please elaborate

>>55930406
no he lost an eye to a childhood illness that lets him see into the future (and that future is shit)

>>55930406
smart people often look really fucking retarded
like stephen hawking
in fact, the more retarded you look, the smarter you are
thats why burry only looks kind of retarded

>>55930406
He has a glass eye newfagniggertard zoomer.

>>55930206
>Burry was right (again)

God put me on this earth to destroy brown pussy. I realize this now. I will fulfill my purpose in life.

>>55930402
already got my amd calls for the rebound

>>55930352
The natural language portion of ChatGBT is dogshit but the code interpreter is very impressive still if you can give it some guidance

>>55930247
Well I really don't know, just seems like a pajeet scam from the beginning

Is this literally all just panic over jackson's hole? Daddy powell reamed the market last time and everyone's bracing themselves for another spanking?

>>55930402
It won't really, because DXY is measured in terms of JPY and euros which will also crater. What you'll see is domestic inflation picking up again.

>Josh on Trading Fraternity has a poll up
>"Do you believe in Jesus?"
>75% yes, 25% no
These are the reactionary chimpanzees we allow to participate in markets and affect sentiment. People who unironically believe in Sky Daddy in 2023 are patting themselves on the back for shorting and basically begging for the global economy to collapse. It genuinely depresses me.

>>55930418
ehh true i know not much about him beside the gfc,, i know he is smart and many hate him, but i dont give much about him when trading and just wanted to make fun of him, jeezzzzz

>>55930439
I voted yes :)
I'm also slurping TLT big times

>>55930439
*tips fedora*
fully agree kind stranger

>>55930357
They deserve all the losses in the world anon, chaff and wheat.

>>55930439
if god wasnt short humanity he wouldnt have made black people

STOP DUMPING ,I'M LEAKING ANAL BLOOD

>>55930439
Imagine using e atheist lingo from the 2000s. Call religionfags what you want but atheists beclowned themselves with just with their clothing choices.

Anybody got some dividend guidance? I was checking out Nexa but the low was about a month ago.

>>55930445
>types like someone who is terminally retarded, young, and poor
I hate you and I hope you lose all your money

>>55930484
God don't real.

>>55930445
Well it was worth it for that picrel to wind up getting posted.

>>55930484
The fedora is going to make a comeback. Im even to break mine out

>>55930406
There is a riveting documentary called, "The Big Short" that goes in depth into this mans eye and its ability to see into the future.

>>55930488
so far it only goes up, sry

>>55930490
we are God

>>55930495
thank you, will look into it after close

im gonna short nvidia, see you losers

>>55930517
not recommended
short the stocks that are going down, like apple, microsoft, et al

>>55930495
You know i don't think the movie ever brings up the topic of Burry's left eye.

>>55930488
Ehhh jeeeez ol fella whats eatin' ya? Got a chip on that shoulder of yours? Ain't seen a mug look that sour since the last time the racetrack took me for all I had.

>>55930428
it’s scrapping off Stack and every other database it should be a good code interpreter, i hire it over a pajeet anyday but not for anything financial

>>55930517
amd calls already printing, but you do you i guess

>>55930484
For me it was when they managed to be "epic atheists bucking the trend" and then were slobbering all over muslims the next second.
>>55930468
>I really enjoyed my time here
lel. If you nigger bankrupt me with your advice I promise I'm not leaving a nice "I really enjoyed my time here" message, it's going to be filled with racial slurs and accusations of judaism for the entire thread.

>>55930485
>Nexa
looks like they have been paying less and less

>>55930533
Yeah i'm also b& from plebbit. After 11 years i just bullied too many video game pawnshop holders.

>>55930525
It's been too long and I don't recall, but it seems that it attributes it to a football accident.

>>55930309
Mine too!!! twinning!!! what stocks should we buy for this feel

>>55930528
Eh, why the long face over those Indians, pal? If they're pullin' in more green than you here in the States, sounds like they're onto something, don't it?

>NVDA earnings
>narket dumps

>>55930468
Did read >>> eddit

>>55930485
Just get Pepsi bro. Can't go wrong with that. They keep increasing the dividends

I wish I could get AI to edit this song to be "NO BOIL NIGGERS" instead, but you can hear it if you try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIy7fyN_a0o

>>55930544
>>55930525

I just missed the local SOXL bottom. Knfie catch failed...

I think these people who want to defund / cut off relations with Israel are incredibly naive.Vivek Ramaswamy urged to cut the $3.8 billion sent from America to Israel every year so Israel can be "integrated" into a region when that region includes nations seeking to destroy it. What a joke.

>>55930554
Isn't this just the case of bouncing back down as the index hit the middle line in Keltner Channel?
Where is that guy who had that brilliant TA from yesterday? He sounded like a chad and I'd like to know more if he has the time

it's called retinoblastoma you brainlets. also fuck bulls.

>>55930583
Holy based

>>55930583
Why do you care what happens to a foreign country on the other side of the globe

>>55930583
Wrong.
America > Israel
America first, pal.

>>55930576
AH! So it said it while he was playing football is where I got that from. Fuck it, I need to watch that again anyway, and also Margin Call.

>>55930583
We had a super pro Israel prez last time and we can all see the good the Israelites did for him. Not our problem.

Gonna buy NVAX

>>55930583
This has to be bait

so now the million dollar question is will they reload and keep selling off the market after lunch
been a while since weve had a double barrel selling day

>>55930583
You're perfectly able to deal with Iran by yourself Chaimberg, piss off

Mpw cut its divy by half. Does it still have value?

green by EOD

>>55930149
I told you anons. it's been straight up since this post

>>55930652
>REITs
Lmao really?

>>55930652
no lmao

>>55930548
Just don’t trust chatgb anon, it can’t even give you a difficult algebraic equation to solve that doesn’t return a simple integer or looks nice and it’s meant to revolutionise the economy nah

>>55930545
May throw some spare change I don’t mind losing at dc6 and 6ay someone was chilling here. Just sitting in commodities fellow stimmer :)

>>55930655
Close at the lows.

>>55930655
yeah i mean the market has a lot lower to go if we think stuff like microsoft is gonna just gain back 3% after dropping 3% this morning
still way too much exuberance out there
where are these people getting their money to gamble with
WERE IN A RECESSION

>>55930652
>>55930659
if you wanna make money with reits just short O i bought some shares of it so it should go down now lmao

I like investing as a hobby, but it also feels so... jewish. Music for this feel?

>>55930636
the months is ending. Theyre knocking down the price so the mutual funds can get in /low/ in September

>>55930060
I FUCKING HATE THIS MARKET

CHOOSE A FUCKING DIRECTION

12 noon was the bottom and now we are back on track to ATHs

>>55930681
is that what some youtuber looking at the seasonality chart told you?

>>55930652
>ticker whose only value is offering high distributions stops offering high distributions
sell that shit

>>55930060
OH THE FUCKING MUMU'S
MUH NVDA MUH NVDA BREATHROUGH EARNINGS MUH NVDA
WTF MUMUS WTF

>>55930690
yeah were on track to go much lower
youre not afraid yet
the market needs to make you afraid and never think its going up ever again

>>55930693
its called experience kid. Watch and learn

>>55930702
post portfolio else youre a zoomer who made a robinhood account in 2021

>>55930699
SHUT UP YOU WANKER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY I'VE LOST TODAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?

>>55930655

>>55930678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKcvvctqNrI&t=106s

AMC investors are upset

>>55930128
>>Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me.. — you can't get fooled again
but seriously anon, you need to mask up for e5gcovid

There's a green candle on the spy 1hr
Someone stop it

>>55930722
>Tony Spadafino

>>55930722
The meme craze aftermath has been the most saddest shit i've ever seen.

>>55930722
Can probably still grift them.

>>55930730
Answering the call

>>55930722
bunch of fucking retards. you know the bottom isn't even close to being in when you still have /gme/ and /bbbyq/ generals.

>>55930689
but thats what makes swinging so much fun, amd puts, 1600bucks, then some calls and 150bucks, now bought puts again
go with the flow XD

>>55930735
It's finished

>>55930710
outperforms 99% of smg

>>55930722
i love the POS comments its like the hallmark of retarded boomer posts
get fucked, tony

>>55930722
Diamond hands bro
Trust the plan

SPY CALLS BEFORE FED PIVOT TOMORROW. JPOW IS A 1 TRICK PONY.

>>55930696
I never owned it. Just not sure if it will do anything else.

>>55930750
>robinhood account
>cropped
totally fucking nailed it
get fucked idiot lower your tone when you reply to me

Went ahead and sold 13 more shares of BOIL because I *expect* more dropping between now and the next *good* rip, so am trying to keep the most optimal ratio/balance I can between shares, price, and free capital for stuffing more up under my present holding (now 100 shares). For those of you whom need assistance navigating NATGAS/BOIL, that's what I'm doing, how I'm thinking, and anyone thinking differently has a higher chance of being a NIGGER than anything more positive (which *is* absolutely possible, I am far from all knowing on this shit...*far* from, but this place has a lot of NIGGERS in it), in my estimation.

SOXS top is in

>>55930773
dxy says no

>>55930278
I screencapped this for posterity.

Is the, Fukushima Water Release, bullish
for URANIUM ?

Or is Fukushima bearish for URANIUM

>>55930764
Why so angry lol. Negative all time?

>>55930778
it's nothingburger

>>55930757
>>55930722
got content for days

>>55930315
>Loans mature next month for a bunch of banks. We’re about to see a shit ton of failures
Fine, fine; but how do we make money off it?

>>55930784
Which brokerage fucked up the split?

>>55930779
thats not negativity
you just feel negative for not staying in your lane and getting told
fucking zoomlet trying to pull the experience card with me ahahaha

>>55930745
its all fun until it doesn't work
my entire august streak got wiped out last 24 hours

>>55930439
Jesus died for your sins fren.

>>55930784
Holy fuck

>>55930678
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWq6zZulYrw

>>55930793
The green one with afterhours trading and 4.9% apy on unused cash.

>>55930779
Congrats on the whole 13 dollars!

>>55930784
this is the best possible end to the amc saga we couldve ever hoped for

>>55930794
Lets see that all time boi. 5 years minimum, if you arent negative Ill give you my Takis

>>55930712
I'm fully invested and I've lost only $180 -- oh wait, I haven't lost a thing because you don't make or lose anything until you actually sell. You fucking child.

Here we go again
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>>55930796
no stop loss i assume?

I know people who all in on the APE nonsense. I’m kinda happy karma came full circle. Free market wins again

I don't even understand what the bulls are thinking. It's like they truly believe Jay's speech from Jackson's Hole is going be along the lines of this.

Good afternoon everyone,

I would first like to thank everyone for being here, and congratulate Craig for winning the pudding eating contest, but now it's time to discuss the economy. The state of the economy is as fabulous as that trans woman who won Ru Paul's Drag Race. The special military operation in the Ukraine is winding down. Grain shipments will continue throughout the world with out any problems. The Russians have agreed to a cease fire and to allow the construction of new Wal-Marts throughout their territory. In other news we have seen some deflation in energy, housing and food prices so we will be lowering interest rates effective immediately, and I would like to be the first to publicly announce that during our spirit cooking session last night it was discovered we have abundant, and by abundant I mean for all intents and purposes an unlimited supply of clean coal, oil, natural gas, lithium, and other rare earth metals right under our feet here in Jackson's hole. So everything is better than ever and that about wraps everything up. Also, at 3pm I will be injecting another 10 trillion dollars spread across the entire NYSE so make sure to go ahead and get in now before I do, and that about wraps it all up. I hope you all enjoyed this years festivities as much as I did.

i sold naked calls to buy groceries and when i got there they didn't have my favorite brand of hot dogs (hummel bros)

>>55930783
Based FUD blocker

>>55930804
what happened to that nigga treys trades i loved that dude he was really stoked about apeing out and shit

>>55930722
>seeing APE 1/100 at 1.2
>seeing your AMC stock at 15
>being surprised at what happens next
lol, lmao even

Can someone recommend me a good YouTube video on options?

I get the gist of it but when it comes to picking strike prices and expiration dates I have 0 clue

>>55930835
someone once told me: YOU LISTEN?! NEVER EVER SELL NAKED CALLS!!!!
YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?

>>55930835
just go to a library you can find a couple hummel bros that will let you slurp their tubesteak i'm sure

>>55930828
jerome would never utter the word ukraine

>>55930835
For me it's Oscar Mayer Smokies

>>55930852
What type of trades are you wanting to do? What are you trying to achieve?

>>55930852
doing options is the most sure fire way to lose all your money before you can even blink

>>55930835
Those are pretty good, but you probably never had Saugys. Those are like S tier.

>>55930784
i'm over here keking like a degenerate who 100% cashed out last week
>fool me once, can't get fooled again

>>55930819
Im the stop loss

>>55930854
the guy that told you that was a pajeet. Its ok to sell naked calls if you're white. It's illegal for anything that a straight white male does to end in failure. Its called white privilege sweaty

Huh, well I'll be danged. Just discovered that if you buy something, then sell some of it that same day, that's ONE day trade, and if later still that same day you sell more of that same shit, it's still just ONE day trade! Mighty nice!

>>55930881
must be glitched out then...

>>55930855
I wonder if they got a hot dog eating contest in Jackson's Hole today.

>>55930866
I am looking for simple trades.

Pretty much buying and selling calls and puts.

>>55930887
yeah im thinking the markets gonna keep selling off

>>55930841
He passed on 1 million dollars at 70, then when it fell to like 12 just deleted every video.
>www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2022-221
Literally no different than these kids but amore liquid asset so i guess it's kosher.

>>55930733
It was inevitable as gravity. What goes up must come down.
The presence of short positions, in itself, is not a bull thesis. Hilariously, despite the past 3 years they still have not figured this out.

>>55930897
so trey was actually the real one? lmao at those other fucks though

>>55930712
Shoulda been a B-Dog, Mumu

>>55930867
if you have to ask, you're not ready

looks like Im feasting on own Takis today :)

>>55930929
Everyone asks at some point you dork

>>55930897
350k subs what a waste lmao

>>55930922
It's not over yet

>>55930892
Well, nothing teaches better then trial and error and experience, basically learning the hard way. Idk what time frames you are looking at, but just keep it small until you know what you are doing. After that, keep it small again. Do not go all in

>>55930955
Time frames weekly and monthly I think would be good but that's what I would like to learn. I don't know how far out or how close to buy them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55930969
Well start watching them, paper trading different strikes, and learn how different ones act different, basically learn what the greeks mean and how they change and affect the options over time

>>55930969
>>55930969
go all in 0DTE or else youre a pussy

>>55930854
they probably dont know about the martingale strat which works every time

>>55930868
i live in CT too so i'll look out for them

>>55930969
should probably just start with selling iron condors or something
if you want to risk more you can buy spreads and get directional when the market feels like its gonna keep moving a certain way
look at options 45 days out and then manage your positions between 21-28 days from expiry
the goal is to make consistent money, not gamble and try to make all the money in one day
good luck

WHO THE FUCK IS STILL SOLDING?

>>55930852

>>55931042
He's not ready for any of that

You can literally pinpoint the moment we entered a new bear cycle. SPY reaching 200 by the end of the year

The Maverick of Wallstreet told me that NVDA would have missed earnings, what happened

>>55931042
Not trading options, but that's a neato infographic anon, thanks

>>55931051
>>55931042
He wants to ruin him

ok bros hope we had a good lunch because its time to sell off some more

>>55931059
He was right being wrong.

>>55931055
the bond market started freaking out on Aug 1 too

>>55931059

Tomorrow will be such a bullshit day. They'll pump it up to 4450 and dump it back down on the same day.

>>55931077
>>55931055
Yes, because of the US rating. It's not only a date, but also an event.

>>55931055
i suspect if we do get a big down move in equities, its going to take a lot of flash dumps to finally smack the fear into people
right now the market is very quick to go one way or the other in a short amount of time
so we need to see multiple mega dumps that just dont recover
then we just might get a capitulation day eventually

Buddy. It hasn't even begun.

>>55931084
todays kind of a bearish engulfing candle bro
pretty sure there will be a continuation on it if we close at or near the lows of today

>>55931094
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55931082
Man that pic nails so much about so many. There's actually a right way to position for going into the unknown not knowing, but narrow it is (the way). That nigger they are talking about is not walking anywhere near it, last I saw.

>>55931042
Thanks anon. All I've been doing are long calls and long puts at least 1 week dte

After reading some replies here I think 1 week may not be enough

THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL FOR YOU, MUMU. NVDA WILL TAKE THE WHOLE MARKET DOWN AS IT GETS SHORTED ALL THE WAY TO $100/SHARE. YOUR GREED BROUGHT US ALL INTO ECONOMIC RUINS WITH NO SURVIVORS. EVERY SINGLE BULL ON THIS THREAD ARE GOING TO BE WAGIES FOR THE NEXT 20YEARS. YOU JUST MADE IT AS PART OF GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDER.

>>55931124
>>55931124
>>55931124

>Biden's DOJ sues SpaceX, alleging hiring discrimination against refugees and asylum seekers

>>55931117
Weird, I was thinking one week might be way too much! I'm preparing to dip my toes into options breddy soon, may ye find yourself BLESSED, Anon.

I would still like a YouTube video but I guess I should ask after hours. Too many replies now

>>55930784
Go back... And get more screenshots.

>>55931163
Keeping in mind that I have never traded options other than "paper" (using HOOD, E*TRADE, and thinkorswim), I do know that the Tasty Trade Live YouTube channel has excellent videos including an options crash course that's pretty in depth.

>>55931208
Thanks I'll check it out

>>55930741
741 check!