/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for racism

so basically the gameplan for tomorrow is just buy TQQQ or SOXL on open then ride the retardpump for free money?

>futures

>>55925603
Pics arent loading for some reason. I assume SOXL? I bought a bunch right before it crashed too, sucks hard.

>>55926113
This is identical to last night's post.
Such a great webm. Keep doing this

>>55926109
if you buy at open, you've missed the pump, you buy during HOOD 24-hour market if you're not retarded

>>55926118
Ok
Are there any other types of webms you want to see? I have a decently sized collection

Trips and the crash is here.

>The S&P 500 risks a 64% collapse given extreme valuations and "unfavourable market internals," per John Hussman quoted in BI

uh oh should I be worried or nah?

>>55926128
Smug happiness like the lizard there reminds me of pepe at his best.

>>55926139
Pepe is always happy.

>>55926146
I know this artist.

Inflation for August now at 0.8%

https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

>>55926084
what kind of rash, like jock itch? you can cure that with stuff at the drug store. maybe you have hives too, that could be it

>>55926139
He also kind of looks like a coomer lizard

>>55925974
Day trading regulations don’t apply to cash accounts if I remember correctly but it takes a day or two for sales to settle. Idk. Been a long time since I’ve had less than 25k invested.

>>55926146
Wow this is ... impressive

>>55926131
Nah. The clown market is in and the show must go on, fundamentals and reality be damned.

i got a free baked brownie thing because Dominos fucked up my order
i think they just gave it to some homeless because they 'couldn't find it'

If I place an after-hours order, what price will my buy order be placed at? The closing price or the after-hours price?

>>55926181
for after-hours, it's whatever the current price is, why would it be the closing price?
overnight orders are limit orders only

>>55926150
They do fine work.

>>55926197
So the stock changes price while the markets are closed....?

>>55926181
Whatever Ask in the Bid/Ask spread gets into your limit order range, or whatever the Ask is when you put in a market order no matter what the market price is showing.

>>55926153
So that's like 10% annualized... did they print more money again??

>>55926207
they're not really closed, it's just a formality at this point

really, the only reason trading isn't 24/7 is because institutional investors don't want to be glued to the markets outside of business hours.

>>55926077
>My friends.... all of you are based.
-end of speech-

>>55926207
There's still price action on most stocks/ETFs from 7am till 8pm, and on some of them it's 24 hours. Some also change at times overnight due to international trades through particular market makers.

>futures
how high can they go

Give me a good stock tip.

>>55926155
That's the problem, I have no idea. I've never had a rash in my life. It's painful as shit and I already scheduled a doctors appointment for tomorrow, but it's only an urgent care place. If they can't figure it out and tell me to go to a dermatologist i'm fucked because I simply cannot afford that. That would also fuck my job interview because i'll look like a leper, which means if I don't get the job, I'll lose my apartment and be completely fucking screwed. I don't know if i've ever been so anxious in my life. My last day at my current job is friday and if I don't have a replacement it's over.

>>55926255
ttoo

Lol. TTOO is a pump and dump. And he's giving a stock tip. About TTOO.

Vivek is really good, but how do I tell if he's full of shit?

>>55926098
did his daughter getting dicked by a nigger finally get to him?

>>55926224

>>55926260
describe your rash, any similar pics online?

Isn't "Jackson's hole" a bit of an inappropriate name for a place though? It may evoke a not-so-pleasant mental image

>>55926217
Exactly
Basically means they need to hike rates further
Also with NVIDIA retardstrength keeping the stockmarket up makes it more likely

>>55926260
You still going on about this? I'd just try some bacitracin at this point.
Could be eczema caused by stress.
>>55926300
You don't want to hear about what happened to Jackson.

URANIUM ?

I'm going back in BOIL tomorrow

>>55926217
Yeah they bailed out the banks.

You tards making money or just talking about making money?

>>55926327
bailed in*

I'm also buying DISH

>>55926285
Here's a pic of it. Doesn't look bad but it's spreading to other parts of my body. .

>>55926306
I don't know.what it is man, and I have no money. Easy for.you to say. You're probably flush with cash and comfortable

>>55926255

Find sectors where these 2 things line up:

1)it tracks inflation
2)the powers-that-be either want it up, or don't mind it going up

Gold, notably, fails #2. Oil too. They'll play all kinds of games to stop it and then change the rules if they start losing ("sorry, no retail buyers allowed, you're gonna crash the economy chud").

Find those things, then stack cash and wait for the crash, and be ready to buy the shit out of them.

>>55926260
I need more descriptions or a pic. First shave your beard. I know you've been working out and there are potential hygiene issues. You can get some antifungal cream (like lamisil OTC) at walgreens, walmart, wherever. The current evidence based practice is to use just the antifungal at first, NOT combined with topical steroids like hydrocortisone. Follow instruction on box. If it persists for two weeks then go to clinic.

>>55926336
>You're probably flush with cash and comfortable
HAHA, good one.
Regardless I've had the same issue in the past but it never spread. If there's one thing I can say do not do it's rubbing alcohol. It just dries the skin out more.
Seriously some bacitracin and a big ol' silly bandage for a day might do the trick.

>>55926207
Yea it just follows futures basically

>>55926336
I’d try tea tree oil dabbed/smeared on it with a q-tip or cotton round. If tea tree oil can’t knock it out then go get seen because you’ve got a problem

>>55926336
Probably should shave, hair poking it wont help. probably a bactiria infection you got from your your fingernails while scratching.

>>55926357
I'm going to the doctor tomorrow because i'm spooked. I've been using all the OTC remedies but they aren't working. I need a professionals opinion on the matter. If I didn't have a job interview on tuesday I honestly wouldn't care. But you only get one shot at a first impression. Can't shave because my beard is hiding it which is the only thing that allows me to go in public.

>>55926131
When experts say sell, you need to buy

>>55926361
Been using tea tree oil and apple cider vinegar for the last week and it's done nothing. You're right about seeing someone. I think it's a fungal infection, and I've read they are a bastard to squash and can take upwards of a month to heal..

>>55926336
this could be
Seborrheic Dermatitis
https://www.everydayhealth.com/skin-beauty/8-common-types-rashes/

get some anti-fungal medication john-chan

>>55926131
They're trying to push the recession out past the election so they can blame republicans, same as they did in 2020.

>>55926336
Our glowies already know who you are. But now foreign glowies have your identity based on hair follicle pattern analysis. Say hi to 37 different countries glowies fren.

>>55926378
I thought that but I don't think that's what it is. I need a prescription grade treatment

>>55926336
God fucking damn will you fuck OFF you infected worthless off topic faggot.

>>55926408
I'd say this is bullish for pharma.

>>55926398
Go to Walgreens or CVS and show them, maybe it's ring worm, they have strong otc for that too

lol NASDAQ futures are nuts

>>55926408
>off topic faggot.
Anon seeking medical advice is perfectly fine and allowed
Post a half-hot girl even if completely SFW? See you in 3 days
This is crabbish for stocks

>>55926369
Well good luck Mr. John D Rockerfeller. I didn't know you quit or were looking for new work. Your pic looks fungal but I don't do dermatology. Buy disposable razors if you do need to shave. Throw them out after each use if/when you do shave. At least until the infection has cleared. Wash your pillow cases and shit too.

>>55926431
Jeez, when short?

>>55926431
>NASDAQ futures

Reminder there is no reason for the S&P 500 to rise tomorrow. Nvidia's massive AI revenue is coming from other large technology companies that need Nvidia's hardware to train their AI. The net result is zero gain for the overall economy until AI itself starts generating significant revenues. Nvidia is making bank selling shovels to miners but it won't pay off for the miners until they strike gold which they haven't yet.

>>55926408
dont talk shit about rocker

>>55926452
Line go up anyway fuck you and your logical argument

>>55926452
Markets are forward looking you dummy. The market isn't going to wait for the AI to start generating revenue before it pumps it, that would be retarded as fuck.

What's 24 hr NVDA on Robinhood at right now?

>greatest stock market in human history
You are welcome.

>>55926408
It is off topic I know, but I'm nervous and this general is the closest thing to friends I have

>*knock knock knock*
>how's my little trader doing?

>>55926494
pretty gud

>>55926503
Ok thanks

>>55926408
>off topic
Nobody is doing any trading right now. We are just posting memes and cute girls regarding market futures. And Rocker is part of smg forerver.

>>55926503
Awww yeah

NVDA Stock pump isn't bringing up the rest of the beta shits like it did a few months ago. How regimes change. Oh how the turn tables. Hahaha.
Am I right.

>>55926519
I thought they had fancy candle stick charts and indicators now

Realistically, how far can this retard pump keep going?
NVDA is already up 250% in 6 months, is it really gonna be 500% in 1 year?
How about 5000% in 10 years?
This is completely unsustainable.

Every data analyst ever is using NVDA GPUs via LLMs now so it makes sense the stock is up. LLMs pump the stonk.

permabears were beating against this

>>55926537
I really wanna catch some steep rides back down. There's gotta be a big red day soon, I can just smell it coming

>>55926270
poojeet scammer just like the rest

>>55926153
Obviously, we all know it's only go up from here. Oil/gas up, service inflation about to go up due to annual additions, and so. This is gonna be so fun for Powell. I am still rather bullish on tech and semis though

>>55926547
He's still the only one that just bluntly tells the truth. That's why people liked trump, all these other slimy politicians try thread some hallway politically correct focus group line of wishy washy bs

>>55926542
inflation is too high for that to ever happen
keep buying those puts tho, stupid

>>55926537
Give it time and it'll cycle.

>>55926530
They do

>>55926563
>Inflation is too high for there ever to be a big red day ever again
Ok

>>55926519
I’m so glad I sold off my SOXS when I did.

RIP BIG BOSS PRIGO BUY LOCKHEED

>>55926270
Why are so many whiteoids a fan of Vivek. I am fucking astounded that fivehead is perceived as having decent talking points. Its so bad lmao

>>55926577
Is it confirmed Pringle is dead? Like a body?

just how massive is the pull back going to be tomorrow?

>>55926563
What kind of retarded logic is that?

>>55926569
I might get me a lil niggerhood acct on the side. Soon they will probably have hourly options or 24 hour options or something. Whatever else the next degenerate thing to add is

>>55926572
Same>>55926572

>>55926587
zero pullback it's mooning until the election next year

>>55926587
why would it pull back, we're literally 2 days into a bounce back after 4 or 5 days of straight red

Vivek's saying we should militarize the Mexican border. And whiteoids love this. This is incredibly bearish for RTX / LMT if Vivek gets into office in either VP or President because the Jewkraine stuff is how RTX etc gets juiced contracts. Wtf is Raytheon or Lockheed gonna do at the border lol we're not going to fucking drone strike Tijuana when college students are drinking 85 cent tequila shots and doing cocaine / fucking herpes hookers all over drug trafficking towns like that

>>55926608
>when college students
American*** college students. Also the biggest exporter of agricultural goods and machinery / auto equipment to USA is Mexico. Vivek's retarded border militarization fantasies that resonate with White Americhuds are honestly masturbatory at best when you consider the supply chain implications.

>>55926608
His official policy is to give Ukraine to Russia in exchange for Russia becoming a US ally against China. Also defund the FBI, ATF, and Israel.

>>55926547
s-source?

>>55926618
Lol I'm literally at the exact time stamp on the debate where Nikki Haley starts screaming at Vivek for wanting to defund Israel. I'm actually curious what Vivek thinks of Israel going into this because the crowd is absolutely loving Haley lambasting Vivek for his Israel position.

>>55926618
Wait did he really say he's gonna defund Israel? Based pajeet.
>something something SPY financial advice

>>55926624
That's what you get with Fox Jews.

>>55926627
His platform is basically pre-shillocaust /pol/. I don't know if it's an act though. It's all too good to be true. He looks like the anti-Obama right now though.

>>55926562
The field is so dry. There are a bunch of Israel whores and assorted crap from the GOP. And fucking Pence. Cruz, Paul, and Trump didn't even bother to show up. Vivek is going to scam some people and never run again probably.

>>55926608
Look, we all wanna make money. But seriously, you would rather hundreds of thousands of people keep killing each other in war just so your stock goes up more?

>>55926639
Yes

>>55926627
>>55926630
I'm listening rn and so far in a heated Israel-related exchange, Vivek has said nothing about wanting to defund Israel. He only talked about how he likes their border policies / Iron Dome situation.

>>55926650
I didn't watch the debate. I only looked up some videos after people were talking about him.

>>55926623
Watch the vid in the image. You should only need to copy the link up to the &t=

>>55926657
My conclusion is that Americhuds are incredibly histrionic about the Israel thing and Vivek alluding this notion that we might be overfunding Israel or something has caused a ruckus. It's actually insane how wild the crowd goes when Haley starts yelling at Vivek as she accuses him of wanting to defund Israel.

>>55926657
I saw it. People bood the shit out of that fat deep state swamp creature cristy that the moderatord had to keep stepping in

>>55926665
Evangelicals love jews what can I say

>>55926665
The debate was hosted by the Psyop Channel. They probably curated the audience.

>>55926649
You’d never put your face to that statement faggot.

>>55926639
Guns don't kill people anon, people kill people

>>55926355
Uranium.

>futures

I need oil to hit $100/barrel or I am financially ruined

I honestly don't think people understand just how good NVDA's earnings were.
>Operating margin 50,3% vs. 7.5% last year
>Net result 6,19 vs. 0,66 last year
>EPS 2,7 vs. 0,51 last year
>Revenue 13,51 vs. 6,7 last year
As I predicted, since they have a complete monopoly on the market, they can dictate the prices and the flow of money. Unbeatable, infallible... perfect. Nobody will ever doubt the US tech sector ever again as it is rightfully retaking its place as #1

>>55926706
Did China get cucked?

>>55926264
I am down 99% on TTOO.

>>55926706
It is completely unbelievable to me that AMD has lost this market so hard. AMD's version of CUDA is so god awful its not even funny but the real insane part is its just some software that isn't that difficult to write on paper. AMD has the hardware part down, their top of the line silicon can certainly compete / get close to NV offerings but no AI/ML researchers touch AMD with a 10 foot pole because of their horrible software. Software that again, is *relatively* easy to write. And AMD has lost BILLIONS of dollars because of this shit.

So if you're AMD, why the fuck aren't you shoveling dump trucks full of money to get the AI/ML software toolkit up to par? Also salty side take: I can't believe I missed out on yet another money printing stock.

>>55926689
Gookfu??

>>55926742
AMDs problem is that they don't have any of the features of NVDA to charge NVDA prices. They're way too arrogant. Their GPUs are gayming GPUs only, and should be priced 60% of NVDAs.

>>55926742
Maybe nvda has spies and sabatuers infiltrated into AMD. They certainly could afford generously fund their own in-house special operations spook dept

>>55926224
>>55926077
If you bought nvidia you'd have better gains.

>>55926742
>>55926759
No one cares about any of that garbage, NVDA is up because it has AI and AMD sucks ass because it's a gpu company.
>Also salty side take: I can't believe I missed out on yet another money printing stock.
It's okay you're late by a year anyway.

>>55926747
>Their GPUs are gayming GPUs only
Hardware wise AMD GPUs aren't that far off the mark. That's why its so crazy, nvidia's valuation isn't like NV has some magic technology no one can hope to get. AMD has fab access, and their hardware on paper is competitive. Its not 100% as good for sure, but its definitely competitive.

And all it would take to make all the datacenters want to use it is software. That's the crazy part the magic is just in implementing some software. And this software isn't even hard to write, the hard stuff -- the actual drivers -- that shit is already done and AMDs drivers are open source and have *much* better compatibility with Linux which all these ML/AI datacenters and researchers use. BUT AMD's part of the software that lets other software and developers use it is fucking GARBO. And its been garbo for a long time. And it'd take like, maybe a team of 10-20 highly skilled people to get it where it needs to be. So literally just pay these devs $1M each, poach them from nvidia if you have to and fix your software stack, The hardware is already there, its WAITING for good enough software so the market that's 10X bigger than gaming can adopt it.

And yet its fucking pindrop silence from AMD.

>>55926639
>you would rather hundreds of thousands of people keep killing each other in war just so your stock goes up more?
I would, yes.

>>55926765
>NVDA is up because it has AI and AMD sucks ass because it's a gpu company

AMD makes both CPUs and GPUs, for all use cases, not only gaming. They have HPC and professional hardware lines. Again its just the bizarre lack of good quality user-facing APIs for ML and AI on their GPUs ... that's the only thing I can think of for the difference in NV literally printing billions of dollars and AMD getting completely cucked. AMD literally has a line for HPC and AI (Radeon Instinct) but they completely fucked themselves over software support.

I'm an autistic spazz and I'm sure I'm being annoying but this is like doing 99% of the hard work in building an amazing car and then completely and utterly jobbing at making a decent usable interior/dashboard so no one buys your car.

>>55926772
>>55926795
because they're controlled opposition. Nvidia will inherit the earth

>>55926795
You're not an autistic spazz or you'd realize AI and ML weren't even on anyone's lips 3 years ago. I only cared when I saw data analyst jobs in 2021. It's all a fucking meme. AI this, ML that. It's bullshit, a database.

I have MARA and RIOT $10 puts expiring Sept 8. How fucked am I?

>>55926801
How are people automating queries and analytics on that database these days? Through LLMs that use GPUs.

>>55926765
strictly speaking on GPU terms -- AMD GPUs are the pajeet alternative. i've had nvidia cards for well over a decade for their solid driver support. AMD gives you more value for your buck but its like comparing a kia with a porsche

>>55926812
>>55926795
What do you guys think of AAPL Macbook M2 GPUs?

>>55926772
Yeah it's a bit strange. AMD managed to outdo Intel through years of hard work and some insane work on their hardware. But their coordination when it comes to the software really is just lacking. Honestly, I think all the smart companies like NVDA keep real good track of the good talent and never let them go. Secure the talent and you are all set.
Who knows? There certainly is a good reason why AMD's software implementations have been so poor compared to NVIDIA's.

>>55926812
I love their APUs in laptops. My Ryzen 7 6800HS can run all the games I wanna play at decent detail and runs nice and cool

>>55926795

IIRC Nvidia has always put more work in on the software side. You never see cool shit like this coming from AMD:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io4dwSbAUW4

>>55926682

Yes, and also pic related. Club of Rome wants the plebs eating less of it, and they're gonna choke the supply and make it more expensive as part of the effort to push alternatives.

Is this a good idea bros?

>>55926512
god she was so hot in this

>>55926669
Evangelicals learned how to hide all manner of bullshit behind religion from them, it's pretty gay.

>>55926851
Yeah I'd like to give a shoutout to /tv/ for my deep collection of webms.

>>55926833
>Club of Rome wants the plebs eating less of it, and they're gonna choke the supply and make it more expensive as part of the effort to push alternatives.
Kek no meat, no milk. Almost like cow products make you a high T alpha male.
>jannies long milk futures

>>55926300
Better than Jacksoff Hole

>boost the pump with 25 billy buy back
Kneel bonigs

How come Nvidia isn't pumping in the EU markets? It went up big during after hours but now that the markets have opened it's down 0.8%. I was expecting a huge retard pump the moment the markets would open.

>>55926913
because EU has nothing to do with american tech companies using taiwanese semiconductors

>>55926847
... I don't want to be that guy but it might actually be a good move with Jackson's Hole coming up.

$NVDA: Stifel Upgrades to Buy from Hold - PT $600 (from $440)

$NVDA: Rosenblatt raises price target to $1,100 from $800
$NVDA: Baird raises price target to $750 from $570
$NVDA: KeyBanc raises price target to $670 from $620
$NVDA: BofA Securities raises price target to $650 from $550
$NVDA: Wolfe Research raises price target to $630 from $570
$NVDA: Morgan Stanley raises price target to $630 from $500
$NVDA: Piper Sandler raises price target to $620 from $500
$NVDA: Raymond James raises price target to $600 from $500
$NVDA: Wedbush raises price target to $600 from $490
$NVDA: JPMorgan raises price target to $600 from $500
$NVDA: Mizuho Securities raises price target to $590 from $530
$NVDA: Deutsche Bank raises price target to $560 from $440

>be my exit liquidity

>>55926920
Fuckin KNEEL. I will not be surprised if NVDA joins MSFT and Apple as the next 3T company. Just watch NVDA decide on a 5:1 split and then go back up to 500 and make another split and another bull run

>>55926915
latest trade is $509.70, idk why it was already higher yesterday though

>>55926913
eu market is not openned
us premarket is in 1h

>futures

>>55926885

Beef liver in particular is the only thing that I think deserves the title of 'superfood'. Eating it corrects so many types of nutrient deficiencies it's ridiculous.

There's a reason it's the first thing predators go for in a carcass. I always notice I feel a bit better after eating some.

EU pumping on NVDA. One retarded chipcompany making monopoly money (literally since they are almost or fully (?) a monopoly) drags the complete market up, as if buying the chips would make all buyers also profitable.

Imagine if all that shit doesn't really help the companies who bought the chips. ChatGPT seems to not be profitable. So how do other companies cut costs with buying chips etc? For now it's probably only more expenses.

>>55926829
AMD can't into raytracing at the hardware level. You can do raytracing on their cards but it's basically just forcing it by throwing GPU cores at it rather than having cores dedicated to doing raytracing and leaving the rest of the chip for raster rendering which is most of what goes on each frame. The other software stuff for their difficulties with AI/ML is entirely separate from that but even for gaming they're still second-rate products compared to Nvidia.

>>55926915
Do you think people only trade stocks of their home country or something? The vast majority of trade action in EU markets are S&P500 companies.

>>55926950
I very much prefer chicken liver. Beef liver is just too difficult to cook for a brainlet like me (always tastes like disgusting rubber). Chicken liver is also cheaper and has pretty much the same nutrients and doesn't taste like ass.

>>55926954
Well, AMD is also a much smaller company, no? We can't expect them to compete with NVDA on every level. It will be interesting to see how this NVDA monopoly will play out. Will the gubbermint step in to intervene due to "unfair" monopoly practices? Their margins are already sky-fuckin-high due to this monopoly, how much more can they push it?

Yields...

and we pump and pump
lots of liquidity above

EU PMI of yesterday forgotten (for EU markets) because of one company. How is this market even functionable?

How is this not a slam dunk?

kek nasdaq plowing thru 15400

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhgawh

sp plowing thru 4485

>>55926962
AMD basically solely exists so that Intel and Nvidia don't get slammed with monopoly suits, their purpose has never been to actually compete as a company with either of those two it's been to make an almost-ran alternative that isn't quite as good as the best but is a lot cheaper. I've been building gaming computers for more than twenty years now and aside from a few years that were the exceptions that proved the rule it's always been better to go with intel and nvidia for cpu's or gpu's respectively.

>>55926939
the EU markets are opened, but my bad, Nvidia actually is pumping. There just was some weird price action pre market where a big dump happened which then immediately got filled when the market opened.

>>55926981
Also, the CEO of Nvidia is kin to the CEO of AMD. First cousin once removed. Intel and AMD have also worked together multiple times to basically fix prices and establish what kind of performance is going to be on offer in the market. I would invest in intel or nvidia for the long-term, I would invest in AMD to swing it when they manage to get close to reaching parity with intel or nvidia like they have the last couple years with their ryzen processors on the cpu front. They've been eating shit on the gpu front for a long time though.

>Hi, my name is NVDA, I'm selling Chips for AI to a very high price. I'm also practically the only one who makes them
>Yeah, we made a lot of money on that bullshit this quarter, haha
>The others? We don't know, we just sell them the chips. No clue if they can actually do something with that. If they can cut costs or make more profit. Why would we care for the moment?
>Market pumps.

>>55926972
I told everyone yesterday that NVDA determines the short-term economic outlook and market sentiment. If you had told me 10 years ago that NVDA, of all companies, would be the KING to whom everyone has to bow, I would laugh in your face... but now?

Another problem with NVDA and their competitors is that investors now have way too much money and everyone is willing to shill out top-buck for the best of the best quality. Cutting costs and going for worse alternatives (like AMD or Intel) will cost you a lot in the long run. No, you want the best and will pay for it. If you want to remain at the top of the game, you will want the best hardware with the best software and most intuitive solutions. Even if NVDA costs twice that of AMD, you will go for NVDA.

LIVING IN THE NVIDIA WORLD
WITH AN INTEL SOUL

>>55926995
that's not even the case though. Microsoft and Sony for instance have always opted for custom made AMD GPUs in their console hardware and they are probably amongst the biggest companies in need of GPUs.

>>55926995
I've been telling people that intel and nvidia glow and to invest in them for that reason for a while now. They both shitstomp the entire market and it's not even close, by market share both companies have well more than half in all sectors.

>>55927020
nvidia will become the biggest company in the world. unironically they are the future

>>55926995
All nice and good, but why should the rest of the market pump? NVDA isn't selling all that stuff to consumers unlike APPL which made more sense to determine the direction of the market. It sells all this shit to companies which hope to make profit off of this. But will they actually do?

>>55927019
They go with AMD because they're cheaper and when you're making (basically) twenty million cheap-ass gaming computers with a stripped down OS you don't go for top of the line parts. It's the entire reason why consoles have held back gaming development the whole time they've been around. Sure AMD gets the bulk sale of all those units for getting the console contracts, but they're not making shit for margin per-unit. It's almost more of a liability for them to do that than it is profitable.

>>55926920
Holy SOXL bros we made it

>>55927029
pump it to 30$ right now

>>55927019
True, but the gaming segment barely matters anymore. Most of the revenue comes from data centers, research centers, and such. The true money lies in their AI cards where they have an insane margin.
>>55927020
The gap only becomes bigger and bigger with each passing year. NVDA is utterly stomping AMD and it's not even funny. Now? Unless AMD pulls of some voodoo magic, I cannot see them compete with NVDA on any level whatsoever.
>>55927026
The bullish sentiment is back. There is so much money in the market now that it needs to go somewhere, anywhere. Big investors are pumping up tech because tech creates the most money for them. It marks the resilience and return of the US tech sector

>>55927025
NVDA IS the economy. SPY is going to 0 while NVDA is going to infinity! BUY BUY BUY. ALL IN NVDA!

>>55926336
Try hydrocortisone cream and wash yourself with sulphur soap

>>55927019
gaming GPUs are a dead-end industry and you know it, the entertainment software industry has turned every game into a 24/7 live service casino and none of those games require more than 1050ti to play, you don't even need a PC in many cases.

>>55927026
NVDA does sell that stuff to consumers. They own like 75% of the GPU market share for the consumer discretionary segment. They also have the best AI chips on the planet and don't export their top of the line stuff for security concerns, even when they do export it it's tarrifed out the ass and subject to scrutiny. If everyone and their mom is throwing billions at AI then NVDA is going to make bank whether or not everyone and their mom actually does anything with AI. They have the best hardware for processing it, they own the consumer and enterprise and research markets, and they're literally a monopoly that only doesn't catch a case because AMD exists and can make something almost as good for way less money. Again, the CEO's of both NVDA and AMD are almost directly related.
>tldr imagine not buying shares in a monopoly that's implicitly allowed to exist

You idiots can't be serious. Current Nvidia pricing implies rates of growth that have literally never happened in history and never will.

>>55927041
NVDA only makes like 10% of their revenue off of gaming GPU sales, even when ethereum mining was big it only made up ~22% of their revenue. They've always made most of their money off the enterprise/research markets and render houses.

>>55927045
nvidia will literally control every robot in the future, 500 years from now you will be having sex with Nvidia Bot 3000 and you will like it

/biz/ is great at timing the top

>>55927045
Doesn't matter, the market wants their line to go up and since NVDA is one of the core stocks propping up the entire rest of the market and they sell something nobody else on earth can compete with that everyone needs their line will go up. It could be at a P/E of 2000 and you could be scream crying about how its insane and the entire rest of the market is dead or at zero and I would just look you dead in the eyes and go "clownworld be wildin lol lmao" and go about my day.

>I just own Novo Nordisk and NVIDIA

>>55927029
>>55927032
>NVDA gone literal nuclear and then blows even that out the water bonkers
>SOXL doesn't even break 24
>chart still looking like shit
>down from over 60
Ayyyyy imagine getting retards to take your shit bags and then still having the nerve to shill this shit

How’s comes our boi rorkler bein so gay n shit all the time?

>>55927043
also their gpus are by far the best so they have a moat in that too. AI needs gpus.

bobos are fucked

>>55927079
What if I told you Nvidia selling GPUs to every single AI company in the world 10x what they actually need is already priced in and that still wouldn't justify the current valuation.

>>55927034
>There is so much money in the market now that it needs to go somewhere, anywhere. Big investors are pumping up tech because tech creates the most money for them. It marks the resilience and return of the US tech sector

It is not Tech only pumping

>>55927043
>If everyone and their mom is throwing billions at AI then NVDA is going to make bank whether or not everyone and their mom actually does anything with AI.

That's my point. They might only lose money and not profit off of it, so why should the whole market pump? It's like you don't understand my point. Your whole post goes past that.

>>55927072
im cashing out my weekly calls tomorrow probably, never had bags to begin with

>>55927087
I'd tell you it doesn't matter because we're balls deep in clownworld and like ten companies prop up the valuation of the entire market and thus will not be allowed to fail. Nvidia is now one of those companies and has been for about a year and some change.

Is NVDA buying their own top bullish?

>>55927089
My point is that your point is retarded. Everyone not doing anything meaningful with the GPU's they pay out the ass for doesn't matter if they're still buying them and you're invested in shares of that company. If you need a GPU to do something and you need the best you go to them and there's no way around it no matter what you're doing, they're allowed to be a monopoly, capitalize off it.

>>55927101
Jensen is a GOAT bullshitter maybe even better than Todd Howard

>>55927087
NVIDIA is simply the leader in pure computing power which is the single most important piece of technology that we know of. That's why it unironically pumps with any new technology like crypto or AI.
I do think there are better opportunities in the market, but I would never bet against NVIDIA

>>55927113
>Xerox is simply the leader in pure computing power which is the single most important piece of technology that we know of. That's why it unironically pumps with any new technology like faxes or printers.
>I do think there are better opportunities in the market, but I would never bet against Xerox

I'm not saying anyone should short nvidia that's suicide but I'd just stay away from them

>>55927113
Intel still beats them for CPU based workloads but Intel and Nvidia are basically branches of the military at this point and are funded as such. Betting against either company on anything other than short term volatility near the strike is actually retarded.

>>55927104
The mind of a Mumu.
So if that money is wasted on chips and these buying companies write huge losses in the next Q, it doesn't matter? The whole market still pumps then because the seller makes money?

You still don't understand. If the companies who buy that shit that might be overpriced, aren't able to convert this investment into profit, they make loss. If they make loss, that's bad for them and should reflect in the whole market. NVDA might do fine, cause retards buy, but not the rest. LIke a fuckin drugseller, he might be fine, making money, but the addicts probably aren't that welll off.

>>55927113
There is not enough emphasis on data and communication technologies as purely training AI models.
Companies like Qualcomm, Snowflake, Mongo or Meta are undervalued if you believe in the AI meme

>>55927124
Nvidia will acquire Intel 12 years from now. screenshot this.

>Nvidia pumps $31 after hours

holy shit glad I bought some a month ago.

Is AMD doomed to not be part of this, despite being so close to be part of it?

>>55927126
Difference is NVDA is selling the equivalent of weed, not crack. They're not burning the neighborhood down to line their pockets they're just the only guy in town that sells weed. I would bet that the only guy in town that sells weed would always have money, which is the case, and I sincerely doubt the entire town spends so much money on weed they all go broke. As that's basically your argument and it's retarded, I will say good day.

>>55927138
Dunno but I have a sudden need to jerk off

>>55927133
If only they'd let them buy ARM :(

>>55927140
she's 12

>>55927131
Or the most undervalued tech company of them all

TSMC

I bet 90% of idiots dumping FOMO into nvidia haven't ever heard of TSMC

>>55927138
AMD will pump but not as much. They're either doomed to always be the 2nd rate choice other than rare breakthroughs, or they literally no fooling around not bullshitting only exist to make stuff just good enough to not get intel or nvda in trouble for having a monopoly.

>>55927143
Oh, that explains it

>>55927137
The companies that are buying those AI chips are the biggest cash holders on the planet and can't literally go broke (Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Meta, chink tech stocks and oil sheiks)

>>55927137
Weed is numbing and potheads don't do shit the whole fuckin day and you know it.

So these people are not productive, the weed costs them money and even lowers their productiveness.
Your analogy is complete garbage.

>>55927145
TSMC will go to zero when the US carpet bombs them minutes into china's invasion of taiwan, hell, taiwan already said they're willing to do it themselves

>>55927145
The only problem with TSMC is that it is in Taiwan.

>>55927145
I was just thinking this. Is it just the China fear keeping people away?

>>55927156
>>55927157
>>55927158
The risks are vastly overblown. China isn't some meme rogue state they are as interconnected with the global economy as any other developed country. They're not suddenly going to go rogue over some shitty island

>>55927158
Yes. Another company that's undervalued is Samsung Electronics

>>55927152
Oh noes all the potheads ate all the doritos and fucked a bunch then played vidya, whatever shall we do! Kek I know you're just trolling me but pretend to be a better retard next time.
>>55927150
This too, they have essentially infinite money to keep buying weed with.
>>55927156
>>55927157
TSMC doesn't actually matter, the dutch company that makes the lithography machines that are used in the fabrication of chips is the bottom of that rabbit hole. Intel is moving their fabs to the US on taxpayer dime so that TSMC being taken or no longer existing doesn't matter in addition to that, and Samsung is right behind TSMC or beating them in some ways with their own fabs.

>>55927163
You have no counterarguments, good day to you.

>NVDA gigapumps and shows that US tech is numero UNO
>Swedish real estate/property stocks jump the most
Just what in fegg? They are already struggling and the central banks are gonna have to do at least another 2 25bps hikes and hold for a long time. But yeah, let's pump real estate instead of tech, wtf?
Sometimes, the market is rational but today is not that day

>20% revenue beat
>stock only up 7.8%
IT'S JOEVER FOR NOVIDYA BAGGIES

>>55927172
This is what >>55927163
doesn't want to understand. Chipselling company, chips that are predominantly NOT for retail but for other companies, is no good indicator for economic health unlike a retailselling company like AAPL.

>>55926968
Would rape

>>55927176
Its not over, not yet anyway.

Wait until October or maybe September even.

What dip?

Sex with asian women

That's one aggressive trading on DAX. Fast up, then sideways, fast down.

>>55927206
It’s one of life’s greatest treasures.

>>55927182
>thinking I give a fuck about economic health when we're balls deep in clownworld
I'm here to make money, everyone that actually runs things decided to make everything fake and gay. Trust in the clown for he is surely in charge.

Zoomers here might find this unbelievable but what we're going through now is nothing special. Well the difference will be that Jensen won't be as coy with you as Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy, who had this to say to investors of the .com bubble

But don't mind an old fart like me, this time it's different.

>>55926260
GET READY TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER

>>55927213
>haha line go up
It's ok Mumu

>>55927138
dunno. dunno how much steam this rally has. i suppose AMD would get dragged along with if the rally lasts a while
belly erotic
>>55927143
out of 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNoYLCCwE

>>55927172
At least H&M wants to reopen their shops in Ukraine.

This fuckin country and war. Imagine you are in the eastern front, almost dying and people are fuckin shopping garbage childmade clothing.

Or people partying like in those clips. I'd surrender. I'd explictly tell the opposing side, you can have it all, these people are not worth defending.

>P/E ratio is 250
>1.16T marketcap
Excuse me but what the fuck?

>>55927232
Somebody said it got better yesterday, to around 197? I mean, they increased their revenue.

nvidia +8% premarket

>>55927232
market is just pricing in 10x growth in earnings bro

>>55927232
THIS

TIME

IT'S DIFFERENT

>>55927206
titlet whores are a disgrace

>>55926540
Lean operation. How do INTC and AMD stack up?

Bros, these yields are rather worrisome. Student loans are coming back soon too and I got a bad feeling shits gonna hit the fan. I will load up on puts and shorts.

>>55927206
unless they got tits bigger than Hitomi Tanaka's, then I'm not interested.

>>55927206
Too old

>>55927231
It's funny eh? The war is one big front for inflation and war profiteering (as it always is for the past 40 years). If they truly wanted to end the war or prevent it, the US or NATO would move in some forces into Ukraine and Russia would have no choice but to pull back. Nah, instead let's draw this out for years and maybe decades by sending in some equipment, few air-planes, some rocket launchers, and so on. Just what in fegg? Complete disregard for human life just so Lockheed Martin and SAAB can have some business (oversimplification, I know).
Imagine fighting a war which is being broadcast on the internet, where you can see that literally nobody gives a crap about you or your country.
It's what it is, just an inflationary event serving as an excuse for gubbermints around the world to do as they please. Sure sure, the world-wide massive inflation is Putin's fault, and has nothing to do with the fact that central banks printed massive amounts of money in a single year.
>>55927232
EPS significantly higher so the P/E is now much lower, meaning it can now pump an additional 50% to once again have a P/E of 250. 2 ez :)

>>55927257
>>55927257
they have amd here
https://www.appeconomyinsights.com/p/amd-unveils-new-ai-chip

>>55927271
q1 for intel

$INTC Intel Q1 FY23:

• Revenue -36% Y/Y to $11.7B ($0.6B miss).
• Operating loss margin -13% (-36pp Y/Y).
• Non-GAAP EPS -$0.04 ($0.10 beat).

Q2 FY23 Guidance:
• Revenue ~$11.5B-12.5B ($11.8B expected).
• Non-GAAP EPS -$0.04 ($0.06 miss).

well actually they share intel Q2 too

https://twitter.com/EconomyApp/status/1684660452977152000

>>55927269
>Imagine fighting a war which is being broadcast on the internet, where you can see that literally nobody gives a crap about you or your country.
That's gotta be pretty surreal.
21st century war is weird as fuck and I love it.

Oil goes down
Fuel Oil doesn't care
Oil goes up
Fuel Oil goes up
It's over for CPI.

>>55927269
I mean, I also don't really give a crap. It's not EU for me. It's not NATO, it's not really Europe. But they are dragging it out.

>>55927131
Qualcomm is definitely undervalued by tech standards, if they keep lagging behind it could be a decent merger arbitrage play

quite funny to browse /biz/ and see them still pinning their hopes on another crypto bullrun, despite all evidence that the money has well and truely moved on.

Just sold my SOXL. Hit 20% gain for the week, gotta walk away from the table. Enjoy the pump without me brothers

>>55927160
You can think whatever you want, but because its geography its PE ratio will be capped and the company will always be at fair value and not baloon as it should
>>55927163
TSMC does a lot of the enfineering to make the proccess viable which is why they have a monopoly

6 countries will join BRICS.
Saudi-Arabia, UAE, Iran, Ethiopia, Egypt, Argentina

>>55927350
Qualcomm has to many fingers in the US goverment. They manage to dump the Broadcomm merger. I do believe that wireless communication is way more important than its priced in due the AI meme, and Qualcomm absolutely dominates edge computing and RF front end

>>55927390
Good thing that it is a worthless organization with 0 real political coordinarion and power

>>55927397
All of them are pretty geopolitically important.

>>55927390
what will this expanded coalition of third worlders be called?

>>55927390
so arabs with the money and some poor countries to carry

>>55927403
Western Mongolia and South africa are literally lower than Italy on geoeconomic importance.
Besides, BRICS has done nothing ever, there is no unity and is a meeting as important as a pan american gathering or any other memeshit gatherings that lead to nothing

>>55927343
Ya love to see it

>>55927404
OPEC++

>>55927428
Yeah I love paying $2,2 for a litre of gasoline. Fugg the gubbermint and large corpos for manipulating the absolute crap out of gasoline. It costs essentially nothing to produce. Such disgusting and blatant manipulation to once again dab on the lower classes.
And yes, thanks to oil and the comparison effect, the upcoming CPIs will be pretty brutal

>muh BRICS
>achieving anything
>when the two biggest members China and India hate each other with a passion
lmao, this will work well.

So the plan for today is to sell everything on open then brace for bobo right

>>55927367
Smart man. Take your gains and laugh all the way to the bank. Could you have made a little more? Sure. Maybe. Would you have lost most or all of your gains in the coming month, maybe, probably. Smart move is to just sell, realize your gains, and enjoy your money.

>>55927458
>when the two biggest members China and India hate each other with a passion
they unironically squashed their beef

>>55927458
China alone will be the undoing of BRICS. They’re determined to get/stay ahead of everyone. China will actively undermine their fellow member states to make sure they stay on top of the organization.

>>55927460
Buy calls on open. We had a breather last week. The biden bull rides again.
The biden bull will keep going until the reverse repo markets are drained of liquidity.
BUY
CALLS

>>55927475
BRICS is literally nothing. You are hyping a meme with the same power as a pan american congress. How have BRICS aid western Mongolia in these years? China even applies Western sanctions to Western Mongolia because it does 7 times more trade with Europe and the US than all BRICS memes combined

>>55927487
>wants to be taken seriously
>uses NAFO tranny lingo
lmao

>>55927489
Moscow was found by the Golden Horde. It is literally the spiritual succesor of the Mongol empire

rates will go to 10% while they keep printing trillions to stop the jew ponzi from imploding, wage cattle in debt will get completely fucked by high inflation + interest rates simple as

>>55927360
many people won't ever sell while simultaneously DCA every week, so that money WILL return eventually, especially when crypto ETF's come out and pump altcoins into oblivion that 90% of people have sold and dumped already.

>>55927500
Check and true.

VNR

>>55927500
this but more like a slow climb to around 7.5% on rates while everyone gets hosed by inflation as bonds get unheemed so we don't all eventually kill each other to the last calling in repayments on old debts. It's not a coincidence that economic turbulence precedes wars and continues through them.

Biden is and always be an illegitimate criminal president. No amount of stock market manipulation or glownigger astroturfing can change that.

the west... has fallen

>>55927526
*will be

>>55927526
This

>>55927526
I mean its true, but nobody gives a shit, especially not normie cattle. He can cheat, steal, suppress, nobody cares. His son is doing drugs and fucking his niece on camera and nobody cares.

You have to play along to make money.

>>55927556
The larger regime is also illegitimate by associating itself with him.

EU and DAX turning into meme shitcoin again, as always and to be expected

>>55927556
>fucking his niece on camera
You wouldn't?

>>55926207
go back
amc to the mooooon

>>55927569
why are they like that?

>SPX

>>55927390
What will the new acronym be? Also, why the fuck would they add UAE, Ethiopia, Egypt, and Argentina? Those countries are shit.

Why can I not hold my shorts? Why do I think this market will pump straight to Jackson Hole? Man, I should just short and then leave for at least 1-2 hours.

>>55927569
>3D
Nah mate

>>55927535
poor little white putin

>>55927595
The world is made of shitty irrelevant countries. Alone they are weak, but together they are mighty like a faggot.

>FOKUS 1 – Europäische Börsen profitieren von KI – Hype um Nvidia 11:32
>Frankfurt, 24. Aug (Reuters) – Die Aussicht auf einen anhaltenden Boom bei Künstlicher Intelligenz (KI) nach starken Zahlen von Nvidia treibt die Börsen an. Der Dax lag am Donnerstagvormittag 0,6 Prozent im Plus bei 15.818 Punkten, der EuroStoxx50 gewann 0,7 Prozent auf 4295 Zähler. Der US-Chiphersteller übertraf mit einem Quartalsumsatz von 13,5 Milliarden Dollar die Markterwartungen und will Aktien im Wert von 25 Milliarden Dollar zurückkaufen.

Love these outdated news. DAX +15800 due to AI-Hype/NVIDIA, now back to 15755, lol

Markets are really retarded. AI is such a tiny percent of the whole Semi industry, there's no way it will make up for all the incoming losses.
Can't wait for Micron earnings next month
>inb4 it will pump again because "it's gonna be better in 2025"
I swear to god, if this go through again, why the hell do you need C-suits to take decisions in a company? You could take your local mechanic, he'll be as good predicting that "we'll need car in 3 years". Fucking hell

NVDA beat earnings expectations and the volitility premiums on calls sunk but put premiums have completely spiked lol

>>55927610
Fully undone the fake NVIDIA pump on EU. kek, these fuckin news fags should be hanged

>BRICS added 6 more countries; Saudi Arabia, Iran, Ethiopia, Egypt, Argentina and the United Arab Emirates

Hmm wowee that's a lot, will this lead to the US dollar collapsing or nah? I don't think BRICS will last long personally, China is having its own Lehman moment right now from real estate fuckery.

NVIDIA

>>55927641
chinks stocks are up tho ;)

The market only moves in ways to wipe out people and to make as much money as possible nomatter how stupid the moves look or appear. And this just happened on EU. What has changed? On EU open it immediately pumped. We dumped back to start. Now we are back to NVDA rallye. What changed? Nothing but mood.

>China is suspending seafood imports from Japan after the release of treated wastewater from the wrecked Fukushima nuclear power plant

KEKHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm shorting seafood stocks right now, the comedy writes itself in real life.

>>55927641
>US dollar collapsing

nah

>>55927650
for now

>>55927665
>WSJ says

>>55927662
China hates Japan and has for basically forever, they shit on them and vice-versa basically every time there's an opportunity. I'd have been surprised if they didn't @ them over the wastewater release even if it has been treated and is a literal drop in the ocean compared to what's regularly dumped in it.

Just got paid. My net worth will be positive for the next 6 days. What do I buy?

Everyone swore NVDA was going to go down despite earnings and there was no logical reason to hold. I fucking hate everyone and hope you seriously kys. Fucking kys.

>>55927724
Stop listening to retards.

>>55927724
i said yesterday the ai hype will carry to this earnings ez

baking

>>55927724
I will not kms, and now that I'm aware of your hostility I wish you all the same.
And I'm also glad you lost money, fucking retard.

>>55927724
KEK

>>55927739
>no reason to hold
It sounds like more he sold too early. He got FUDDED.

>>55927724
>Everyone swore NVDA was going to go down
There was plenty of information about how insanely well the AI chips are selling.

>>55927750
>>55927750
>>55927750

>>55927724
It's all a giant casino. Nobody knows for sure what's gonna happen on any given day, week, or month, other than someone will hit it good and others will get heemed good.

Everyday is a new day. Dust yourself off, and try again. Learn about capital preservation and risk management. MUMU, BOBO, and SNIBS all take turns slaughtering each other. That's just how the cookie crumbles

>>55927675
The Japanese have literally mogged china for nearly all its existence and won every war and battle against them. They're seething tirelessly still

>>55927757
yeah well japanese built japan by imitating china

>>55927724
Why would you listen to people on the internet???

>>55927765
Yea that's true up until the 10th century when Japan found its own identity ditching the Chinese Imperial model of governance

>>55926271
His whole family has been doing this for at least a century. They started before he was born.
I think that's why everyone likes the "vapor wave aesthetic." They can sense the wealth and power in Windows 95.

>>55926314
>asks for stock tip
>gives best tip himself
BASED

>>55928258
>They can sense the wealth and power in Windows 95.

>>55928258
Kek what? It's because we want to be nostalgic for 80s vibes like old malls and palm trees.
>jannies sell SPY