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Crawling In My Skin Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55919814

you people are talking about the wrong kind of chips
how the fuck a bag of Lay's $6?

>> No.55919825
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>do a credit spread
>account doesn't gain the credit
Is this normal on Robinhood? I thought a credit spread meant you get a credit for it.

>> No.55919826
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STOP DUMPING YOU FAGGOS

>> No.55919827

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
>TICKER: ANF

>> No.55919831

>>55919814
because you keep buying them, fatty
buy cheaper snacks where you arent buying a bag of air lol

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Do mumu's not trust todays gains or something?

>> No.55919837

Hearing that a top /smg/ analyst just raised his NVDA price target from $600 to $800 EOY

>> No.55919838
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Coronas back, prepare the cash, when this baby tanks we buy

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>> No.55919846

>>55919825
you... have to close the position at a profit lol

>> No.55919847

>>55919837
Nah NVDA $10k EOY

>> No.55919849

Come on Bulls, lets rally.

>> No.55919853

is it a wash sale if you sold part of your position at a loss and then sold the rest at a profit within 30 days? different cost bases, haven't bought any new shares within 30 days

>> No.55919854
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So how is it going, Mr. Anon? Are your stocks doing well?

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55919859

No one will know who I was from the last thread.

>> No.55919861

I'm 100% cash until at least tomorrow morning and probably Monday. Way too much risk this week. 10y, NVDA and Jackson Hole, oh my!

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cash pussies ngmi. i at least hope bear niggers are putting money where their mouth is.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55919870

>>55919861
we love volatility

>> No.55919872

>>55919825
why are you on robinhood
>i save $0.80 USD on comission fees, they just dont let me market sell

>> No.55919873
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>>55919853
You get a reassigned cost basis for whatever number of underwater shares you sold and rebought within 30 days.

>> No.55919875

>>55919859
I do

>> No.55919876
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INCY daily chart looks so clear
what's the catch?

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>>55919835
It's because we all inversed you baggie.

>> No.55919885

So, give it to me straight, Anons. Should I cash out now while I am still ahead and go all-in cash and short term US bonds?

>> No.55919899

>>55919873
i know about a disallowed loss being rolled into cost basis, but in this case no shares have been rebought

>> No.55919900

>>55919885
>go all-in cash and short term US bonds?
1 step ahead of you bro. all-in money market 5% interest, monthly dividend

i dont even have to trade any more, i just get money

>> No.55919904
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>>55919876
Pharma needs a catalyst always. I see what you see tho.

>> No.55919909

>>55919838
you will never get a 30% crash again, sorry
big money is positioned
no stimmies
no "lockdowns"
the world will not accept it this time
yes even "normies"

>> No.55919914

new lockdowns are because the fed can't afford to raise interest rates any higher. They will have to start cutting rates or the only bank that will be left will be JPMorgan Chase

>> No.55919922

What happened to AMC's options market?

>> No.55919926

>>55919870
This isn't volatility though. VIX is really low right now so you're not getting paid dick in premiums and literally every single fucking option bought crabs out to -99% at expiry by that month's OPEX. Shit is very fake, very gay, and I'm not getting involved until JPow talks.

>> No.55919931

>>55919899
You just have to wait out the 30 day window for the loss share sales in order to not get tagged. If the lots were sold on different dates at a loss, you'd have to coordinate the dates/lot sizes.

>> No.55919932

>>55919922
lmao
discontinued
thanks for playing

>> No.55919933

>>55919816
ATR is not comparable to price, which is why it is drawn on a subwindow, whereas you claim the yellow line is the atr

>> No.55919934
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>> No.55919935

I want to tell you about TTOO.

>> No.55919937

>>55919922
heartbreak feels good in a place like this

>> No.55919944

With ozempic and alternatives becoming mainstrean and making people have a higher impulse control what are the chances that fast food chains and beverage companies will see a decline in sales? I might buy some puts on it but I don't think we'll see a decline as soon as this year.
Might also get some puts on casino related stocks.

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>>55919900
>money market 5% interest
Best we can get here is 4.13%.

>> No.55919951

>>55919933
>Instead of using the standard deviation, Keltner Channels use the Average True Range (ATR) to set channel distance. The channels are typically set two Average True Range values above and below the 20-day EMA. The exponential moving average dictates direction and the Average True Range sets channel width.
https://school.stockcharts.com/doku.php?id=technical_indicators:keltner_channels#:~:text=Instead%20of%20using%20the%20standard,True%20Range%20sets%20channel%20width.

>> No.55919961

>>55919833
Explain mr bobo, Ive come from bobo territory elsewhere on this saharan penguin herder forum with square rabbits

>> No.55919966

>>55919935
Not buying your bags Ranjesh

>> No.55919968

>>55919914
>muh bobo conspiracy to keep the market down
effects of interest rates take 12-18 months to start feeling
because of bank risk and housing risk, they are done
both parties have said jpow will not get reappointed
we didnt even have actual lockdowns the first time

>> No.55919969

>>55919931
ok thanks i thought the wash sale rule was only if you buy the same or similar security within 30 days of selling at a loss

>> No.55919972

>>55919966
I am a Ranjesh.

I am a Vedic Priest.

But I am not here to tell you to buy TTOO.

I'm here to tell you.

To short sell it.

>> No.55919979

>>55919926
sure bud. speak for yourself

>> No.55919982

>>55919922
It's still optionable for me?

>> No.55919991

>>55919951
ok that's smart

>> No.55919993

>>55919838
I dont think it is "back", feels like its just a power play lockdown attempt. Idk what the reasoning is but i shouldve gotten a job just for ez unemployment gibs, not like i go out much. Maybe ill finally make a big play on stocks if they move hard.

>> No.55919995

>>55919854
My BCC is up 55% YTD so I'm happy

>> No.55920010

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JACKSON HOLE SHIT?!

>> No.55920015

>>55919993
>just for ez unemployment gibs
that shit is never happening again lol

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LMAO WHAT'S THIS PATTERN CALLED. CHECK ORACLE COMPUTER

>> No.55920029

>>55919991
yeah, in my opinion it's a very, very good indicator that everybody should be incorporating into their analysis
it is by no means guaranteed whatsoever, and if someone is solely trading by keltner channels they will fail
but it's a very good indicator, especially when looking at indices
individual stocks it's a bit more wishy washy, as they can remain above or below ATR's for a much longer time than indices can
>keltner channels
>moving averages
>RSI
>MACD
>VWAP
>fibs
Simple as

>> No.55920030

>>55919944
goyslop is highly addcitive
the wagies are not motivated to cook for themselves
fast food companies have greatly raised their prices after rona, probably wont raise again for a while
ozempic has some great side effects, and i dont think long term people will want to take jabs to not be fat
easier just to remain fat
be body positive, bigot

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>NFLX +5%
>Number of newly registered just keeps increasing
Fuggggg this goddamn company. Such insane growth and valuation... I can understand other tech and especially semis but Netflix?

>> No.55920035

>>55919993
If anything, it is the playbook to stop student loans once again. Just call a new Covid national emergency and they’ll be able to pause student loan debt once again and they can try to cancel the debt with the HEROS Act because we’ll actually be “in an emergency”

>> No.55920038

>>55919720
That's one fucking Saudi Arabian company you disingenuous faggot. Multiple sources over the last month have reported Saudi Arabia and the UAE buying "billions of dollars worth" of Nvidia chips but okay ignore what you want lol

>> No.55920041

>>55920010
Jackson's Hole is THE destination for gay sex and pudding eating contests, cowboy.

>> No.55920043
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>>55920010
Jackson Hole is a ski resort in Jackson, Wyoming.

>> No.55920044

We unironically just entered a new bull cycle. From here on out it's smooth sailing. No major data, earnings, or fed talk to stop this run up in the foreseeable future.

>> No.55920046
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Did PMI come out today? I can find omly a few articles but it seems theyre not being very clear just from a quick skim via the google search.

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>>55919859

>> No.55920053

>>55920043
>>55920041
What a bunch of niggers.

>> No.55920061

come on HKD do the thing.

>> No.55920064

>>55920038
Okay, show me.
Show me the billion dollar Saudi orders.
You claim "multiple sources" - but don't include a single one in your posts. (Lol)
Show me that the Saudis are buying billions of dollars worth of NVDA chips.
I'll wait.

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>>55920053
DAS RITE

>> No.55920069

>>55920032
nothing new about the content they are providing
ive heard they are pulling many names
they forced their subscribers to not share passwords
its really hilarious that it worked
do you think people will just..... stop watching garbage tv?
hahahahahaha yehhhh

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NVDA NUMBERS LEAKED
>Revenue $800 septillion
>Beat by 175 duodecillion%
>Guidance: "Lol, lmao"

>> No.55920074

>>55920032
>Number of newly registered just keeps increasing
this is just people who were forced to get their own accounts... it will quickly drop again.

>> No.55920079

>>55920016
Did they forget to mention AI or something?

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Well boys, looks like I managed to catch a falling knife today (ticker: UNG)

>> No.55920081

>>55920016
someone knew and loaded calls
touched 118

>> No.55920090

>>55920032
I dislike that company. Just how many people just rush money over fist to just hand it to that company? It's literally just a streaming service. Aren't most of those people that same ones who go
>youre wasting your life playing video games 4 hours a day
>*proceeds to watch various reality gossip shows for 4 hours*
Id short them if it wasnt for them feeling protected from dumping to realistic valuations

>> No.55920096

>>55920064
Look it up yourself you absolute mongoloid

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>>55919859
R u sure, m8? Look behind u, son.

Also, Cathy is gonna regret selling NVDA. EPS might be difficult to beat but revenue is gonna be easy

>> No.55920106

>>55919814
Funny you say that.
I bought a "party size" bag of Doritos at stop n shop last night. 1) this "party size" was DEFINITELY smaller than what a normal bag used to be. 2) this "party size" bag was 7 fucking dollars.
It was the clearest example of inflation and shrinkflation I've seen yet. Absolutely insane.
For the record, the chips were a gift for my gf's mom, I don't eat that trash.

>> No.55920117

>>55920079
>>55920081
this thing opened gap up to 118, ran to 120 then sold to 112 in 10 minutes. billions of dollars

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>>55920043
Post their faces.

>> No.55920128

>>55920096
>>55920064
Lmao. I did. That's where I showed you they only ordered 3,000 chips, each. Saudi and UAE both only ordered ~$120 million.
They did not order "billions" worth as you are claiming. You are making the claim, back up your claim with proof.
If you are unable to provide a single source, to back your claim, you're retarded, and you're wrong. Lmao.
It's that easy.
https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/report-saudi-arabia-acquires-3000-nvidia-gpus-uae-buys-thousands/#:~:text=Saudi%20Arabia%20and%20the%20United,chips%2C%20each%20worth%20around%20%2440%2C000.
https://www.ft.com/content/c93d2a76-16f3-4585-af61-86667c5090ba
https://sports.yahoo.com/saudi-uae-snap-thousands-nvidia-163338491.html
Here are 3 sources backing up my claim, that it was only 3,000 chips for both countries, which is around $120 million

I will now wait, patiently, for the rest of my life (as you will never be able to post it, because the billion dollar orders literally don't exist and are a fabrication of your mind)
for you to post a source backing up your claim that the Saudis and UAE bought
>billions worth of chips
I want to reiterate, from YOUR post >>55920038
>Multiple sources over the last month have reported
Okay - you should zero issue whatsoever to post a source for this claim, as in your own words, MULTIPLE SOURCES reported
Let's see those multiple sources bub, I'll wait
Back up your claim.

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>>55920080
Sorry bucko, I sold puts on it a couple weeks ago at $6.50 strike. It will go lower to assign me, and nothing can stop that.

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>>55920120
Holy shit Arnie and Rothie linked up? Need it or keep it?

>> No.55920145

New thread, new identity. No one knows how blatantly retarded I was. I am a new person here.

>> No.55920148

>>55920030
>the wagies are not motivated to cook for themselves
That's a very good point I haven't thought of. Even if that happens if most people are on ozempic they'll still be eating less food overall which might impact sales.
>i dont think long term people will want to take jabs to not be fat
I disagree. I think most people want to not be fat and the body positivity is a cope because they were lazy. Now they can be skinny and all it takes is a jab and they are already used to getting jabs.

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in 4 hours there will never be another chance to purchase nvda for under $500 ever again

>> No.55920150
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>he doubted nvda
>keeps poomping higher
APOLOGIZE TO LEATHER JACKET MAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>> No.55920157

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55920161

>>55920010
In the heart of Wyoming lies "Jackson Hole", a seemingly innocuous name for what many believe to be a portal to the fiery depths of Hell itself. Legend has it that every year, Federal Reserve officials, donning their ceremonial robes, descend into this chasm, where the infernal
glow of molten lava illuminates their path. Amidst the scorching flames and the haunting echoes of demonic laughter, they commune with Moloch, ensuring the economy's fate is sealed in brimstone and hellfire

>> No.55920162

>>55920010
use Google you fucking nigger

>> No.55920163
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>>55920074
oh right
i forgot lockdown rumours are driving markets somewhat now

>> No.55920166

oil chuds... whats happening...

>> No.55920176
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>>55920010
>ID FAg

>> No.55920177

That $500 otm for nvidia is starting to look affordable.

>> No.55920181
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>*Death Grips music grows louder*

>> No.55920182

>>55920161
Anon Jackson is on the West side.

>> No.55920198

>>55920181
>Muffled smooth criminal heard from a farther room.

>> No.55920202

It's nothing personal really but when i finish this call there will be wojacks

>> No.55920206

Let me make something 100% crystal clear you to faggot /pol/ retard newfag chuds
Not a single person, literally, not a single person, cares, or thinks that there is any chance of more covid lockdowns.
You are in an echo chamber, staying on /pol/, and think that the echoes you hear are the true nature of reality.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gives a fuck, cares whatsoever, about "rumor of covid lockdowns"
Literally only you, and other /pol/ retards like you, think that it's an actual thing
If the market cared, actually thought it was a thing, we would see it reflected immediately in options pricing, in VIX, in financial derivatives.
You are all fucking retarded, and I'm tired of hearing about your retarded fantasies and thinking that they impact the markets.
>If you unironically think that covid lockdowns are being proposed, that there is even a 1% chance of them happening again, please kill yourself, and stop posting in /smg/ - you are a lost cause, and are only dragging down the collective IQ of the thread

>> No.55920208

>ORCL
Wtf is this shit. Larrybros??

>> No.55920213

>>55919872
thats not actually true
you dont save at all because they give you 1 cent worse execution on everything
you end up paying way more than on something like tasty, they just dont tell you

>> No.55920214

>>55920182
Jackson's hole is more in its bottom.

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>>55920206
Is this fresh pasta?

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Has NVDA even mentioned the possibility of a stock split?

>> No.55920230

>>55920071
We did it reddit

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we won't get the real NVDA move until next week

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Should I just sell everything now that this pump has stalled out?
Every single stock, and even every lot, that I own (except one... lol) is green

>> No.55920240

>>55920046
it was a miss

>> No.55920243

The Eagle Has Landed.

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>>55920214
Man I thought you were banned.

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>>55920226
They will today

>> No.55920258

>>55920208
a sign of things to come after todays meme shit is over

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>>55920226
Dude literally google. NVDA has undergone a number of splits and there are speculations that NVDA will announce a new split soon (as they did in 2k21). Hopefully they will split... and then we're once again on the way to 500

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The entire day's gains will be gone by close. Lower high. That's another Biden win!

>> No.55920271

why does jackson give his bussy out so freely?

>> No.55920282

>>55920247
I was, but I served my time and now I'm back. Just in time to make a bunch of Jackson's Hole jokes too. Its a beautiful thing.

>> No.55920286

>>55920265
no need to split when the stocks going back down to 100
they arent making any more money because they cant raise production lmao and they are far overpriced for what they produce in the first place AND producer prices are skyrocketing so thats going to eat into their profits even more

>> No.55920287

>nasdaq curling over
>s&p curling over
>dow and russle showing signs of exhaustion

This is your last chance to get out while you can. You missed it and had to suffer weeks worth of losses but now fate has been kind enough to give you an out mumu. You need to take this opportunity to cut your losses while you still can before things get very very worse in the near future.

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>>55920268
new high of the week anon

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>>55920282
Based. You're a pillar of the community.

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55920302

>>55920149
Now post your 100% nvda/nvda calls protfolio
>anon accidentally posts his portfolio with $1m on nvda puts

>> No.55920314

>>55920208
Someone explain this. A dump that hard and seemingly on no news? Somethings up

>> No.55920315

>>55920258
so more market manipulation?

>> No.55920316
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55920316

why does he keep trying to time a market crash? he said it himself that it's much more profitable to time the bottom than to go short, so why does he keep trying again and again?

>> No.55920328
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>>55920291
The top was in July.

>> No.55920329
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55920329

As soon as the dxy gets a hold of himself we EAT BOBROS!!!!

>> No.55920330
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>>55920316
He's comped and an agent trying to get the plebs to go short before the melt up.

>> No.55920333

>>55920315
the market was manipulated to be this high
think of the markets going down as righting the wrongs
things should be correctly valuated, not incorrectly valuated

>> No.55920338
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55920338

soooo, why are we pumping today?

>> No.55920343
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55920343

don't you guys think that, bull or bear, all in all it's pretty absurd that the fate of the whole stock market is hanging on a single company?
like, at this point how are we any different from crypto and bitcoin?

>> No.55920345

>>55920338
to touch moving averages and wick off and give the market room to go lower

>> No.55920348

>>55920286
>they cant raise production
They can stop making consumer GPUs.

>> No.55920352
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55920352

fun day

>> No.55920354
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>>55920286
They have an insane profit-to-production ratio and will easily beat revenue. I don't know how they will manage to achieve EPS of 2+ though but I have stopped doubting NVDA. Semis have yet to miss significantly and throw in NVDA's unique position with their stellar technology which lacks competition... I don't know m8. I remember a lot of bears getting severely burned by NVDA and this time the spotlight of the entire US market is on them. NVDA literally carries the the entire market and they know it. The short-term future of semis, tech, and AI is determined by one single company.
Good luck shorting it (if you are)

>> No.55920353

>>55920106
yeah I was going to buy a bag of chips for a party this 4th of July and noticed the party/family size was smaller than the old normal bag and the price was quadruple. I went and purchased fruit instead.

>> No.55920357
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>>55920333
ORCL is back in green now, more than Nasdaq

>> No.55920359
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SPY will retest the 50 DMA and bulls will cum

>> No.55920360

>>55920343
what company? Pepsi?

>> No.55920361

>>55920286
This would actually make sense. Why split it only for it to plummet, that'd look bad for management. It was 450, split to 125 and dumped to 35. I only say this considering their hesistancy on the buyback program when they were questioned or at least thats the vibe I got from what I gathered about it. If its such a great deal at this price theyd be throwing in all the money to buy them shares back. Otherwise why stall out? Buying it back only emphasizes they have belief its valued fairly or below fair. Just a theory tho

>> No.55920362
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>>55920328
then pray spx stays under the piss line

>> No.55920364

>>55920343
ponzi schemes are all the same in the end
>>55920354
insane? thats why their revenue dropped for three straight quarters lol

>> No.55920367

>>55920343
>at this point how are we any different from crypto and bitcoin
You mean the assets that drove nvda into the their pre-AI ath?

>> No.55920368

You guys should fomo into GDXU, going to 60.

>> No.55920369

>>55920316
To make you mad

>> No.55920371

>>55920343
No because i want it all to crash down

>> No.55920376

>>55920359
Alright you know what I don't even blame Joe or Hunter.

>> No.55920382
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>>55920362
Bobo got their mania for the quarter, this is mumu market from here until 2024

>> No.55920389

>>55920316
Probably still wants the fame. He got lucky plain and simple. Anyone here with access to the data he had wouldve easily known what was coming. This isnt being an expert, simlly right place right time. Just like Warren Buffet.

>> No.55920394
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>>55920359
do we have what it takes to break it though
>Y

>> No.55920406

>>55920343
>we
Well considering Ive considered the market nothing but a scam to attempt to get rich off of....

>> No.55920414

>>55920032
don't tell me bobos are retarded enough to bet against goyslop

>> No.55920419
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55920419

All in SPY calls

>> No.55920422

Nap til earnings, bye

>>55920382

You better start raping, cause no.

>> No.55920423
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55920423

>>55920414
up 20% though
shorted the top

>> No.55920443

>>55920316
Chasing that 2007 high, he just wants to feels something

>> No.55920444
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55920444

LMFAO APES
DOWN 65.90% THIS FUCKING MONTH

>> No.55920448

shower hour early today

>> No.55920451
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>>55920364
>Revenue Apr 2023 7.19B
>Revenue Jan 2023 6.05B
>Revenue Oct 2022 5.93B
That's despite all the FED FUD and the supposed "recession". They, alongside with all the other mega caps, benefitted massively from FED's ZIRP policies (making them less susceptible to the "high" rates of now).
Also, their production is now running at full speed, no? They received a bunch of orders and they are dictating the prices.
Again, I don't really know all that much but NVDA is a true powerhouse with innovation and a foresight beyond other semis (which is why they have AI and their insane CUDA technology). No wonder they are priced at such an insane P/E

>> No.55920466

>>55920316
>Be Burry
>Make millions as a value investor in the 90s and early 00s
>Wave fee for investors so that if the fund doesnt make money, you dont make money. This is unprecedented.
>First short position you ever enter is a bet against the us housing market that requires you to create a new financial instrument
>Its wildly successful even after everyone calls you a retard
>15 years later
>Enter a small short position by buying millions of dollars worth of puts
>Retarded journos who dont know how options work report that you have bet billions on a market crash
>Retarded redditors who made their first 1000 dollars buying nvda at ath ask "lol what is this retard doing?"

>> No.55920470

>>55920451
now lets consider who nvidias primary customer base is and importantly what country that is
and then lets consider the economic climate in that country
and THEN lets consider that going forward it will be more expensive for nvidia to produce anything

>> No.55920471

>>55920444
Are these people still deluded. I missed my chance with GME but these people seem to think GME/AMC or whatever shorted stock of the past will go to thousands if not millions of dollars.

Hurts since I made a gme meme back in the day. If only I held, id be free of the wagecage for good, even though im a neet.

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>>55920444
apparently this is BBBY 2.0 where the company is desperately trying to find cash to pay off its debts
after this it'll try and offer longer term debt bonds to push off this great wall of debt but if not then its bankruptcy time

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>>55920419
show the position fag

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>>55920451
How come they didnt have any growth last year then?

>> No.55920487

>>55920470
>Believing anything you hear about China
lol

>> No.55920488

>>55920471
the big problem is they don't realize fundamentals always end up mattering in the end
stock price, the short, none of it matters when the company is in a debt spiral

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55920494

I'M GONNNA DO IT IM GONNA DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME

>> No.55920497

>>55920487
if the solution is to just plug your ears and close your eyes then just go to vegas

>> No.55920499

>>55920466
when is the wedding?

>> No.55920501
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>>55920483
Everyone look at this guy

And laugh

>> No.55920513

>>55920488
funny how your post is about gamestop but if you said that in response to nvidia you would get told you dont know what youre talking about, lmao

>> No.55920520

>>55920513
>Nvidia
>Debt spiral
Why even say such retarded shit?

>> No.55920524

>>55920520
>nvidia
>fundamentals matter
youve been cancelled out

>> No.55920533
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55920533

>>55920472
>>55920472
>>55920444
apparently pre market trading is illegal
>>55920513
I think NVDA is over priced but it has $9 billion in debt and has $15 billion cash on hand

basically you have no idea what you're talking about
>>55920524
the fundamentals are there, its your typical growth stock

>> No.55920534
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55920534

MUMU, stop acting like a pack of wild niggers for fucking once in your life.

>> No.55920535

>>55920501
They had 27 billion revenue last year and the year before they also had 27 billion

Are you daft?

>> No.55920537

>>55920533
there are no fundamentals that justify a stock being priced at over 250 pe

>> No.55920540
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55920540

here we go
looks like the dxy found some ground.
Time to feast

>> No.55920546
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>>55920533
truth right here

>> No.55920559
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55920559

Is now the time for QQQ shorts?

>> No.55920560

>>55920537
anon thats what a fucking growth stock is
tesla used to be 1000, investors are free to be retarded and buy it

but theres a difference between "overpriced" and "literally can't turn a profit and about to go bankrupt"

>> No.55920563

>>55920316
>burry
retards dont know how form 13F works. the guy had puts as of 6/30/23, but the 13F wasn't reported until 8/14/23. burry could have literally sold all of his puts the very next day on 7/1/23 and you wouldnt know until the report for next quarter

there is no evidence burry is short the market past 6/30/23

>> No.55920564

>>55920343
>like, at this point how are we any different from crypto and bitcoin?
NVDA is essentially no different than any other blind speculation nowadays at 40x sales, but stocks in general still have value. The thing with bitcoin is that the real yield is zero. It will always be zero, unless you lend them, but those lending schemes tend to blow up eventually because the primary use for borrowing is to make retarded leveraged crypto bets.
With stocks, you are buying a stake in a company that hopefully generates real profits. In theory the fair value depends on the discounted present value of future cashflows. The price each stock trades for at any moment can be a bit more arbitrary. The thing is that markets are competitive, and only the highest bidders at any given moment will successfully transact and make purchases. Different people have distinct views on the future, and at the moment the highest bidders on NVDA have seemingly insane expectations built on AI hype.
Regardless, in general if you put some thought in to picking "cheap" stocks, or even just buy a basket of the broad market, most of the time you are purchasing at a discount to that theoretical fair value. The average expectation is that you will see real returns over time. Historically this has shown empirically to be true.
That's something that can't be said of bitcoin or gold, and is questionable whether it applies to government bonds either - at least in the post 2008 era.

In summary, when buying stock in a real company at a good price, you get real gains. It's not just a ponzi.

>> No.55920572

>>55920560
i never said nvidia was in debt, retards just took the part of that post that was obviously not relevant and ignored the relevant part
fundamentals matter
nothing about nvidias price is based on fundamentals

>> No.55920573
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55920573

how do you even trade in this market? nothing makes sense, it wouldn't even surprise me if the charts are doing loopings and move backwards tomorrow.

>> No.55920574
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>>55920540
OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55920581
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>>55920559
Trend is your friend, none of this shit matters until 3:15pm cst and the following 24 hours from there you'll have the answer.

>> No.55920582

>>55920572
>fundamentals matter
>nothing about nvidias price is based on fundamentals
the phrase is "fundamentals don't matter until they do"
right now they matter for AMC but not for NVDA

>> No.55920586
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55920586

Holy shit a pair of F-16 just flew over my house at like 900 feet. LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT LMT
>Also shoutout to RTX for the engine

>> No.55920589

>>55920535
That's THIS year and last year you dunce

>> No.55920590
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55920590

>>55920451
Curious, thats when you start?
What he means is probably this.
NVIDIA has falling 12 months revenue.
Their highest revenue was first quarter of 2022 and they have been below that since then.

>> No.55920598

>>55920582
and eventually fundamentals will matter
thats really all there is to it

>> No.55920605
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>>55920563
They're probably confused about the nominal and notional value too.

>> No.55920610

>>55920589
No, its not. 2022 is just called 2023 because that when it was reported.
Look up what revenue NVIDA had in 2021 and 2022. Its exactly what I said. No growth

>> No.55920624

nvidia will grow
but today is not that day

>> No.55920634
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It's cute watching you guys debate revenue, growth, fundamentals etc. as if the market is fucking rational whatsoever.

>> No.55920638
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>>55920598
>Eventually fundamentals will matter
Not so fast. Clown world could last another 80 years for all we know

>> No.55920641
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>have the potential to be selling a product that nearly every company in the world will want
>NOOO WHY IS ITS PE RATIO SO HIGH? THEY'RE IGNORING MY FUNDAMENTALS. IT'S NOT FAIR MY TRANCHES OF SHORTS ARE DEAD

>> No.55920653
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55920653

NVDA BEARS HERE ARE YOUR 10X STRIKES

>> No.55920656

>>55920634
its rational enough, thats why nvda sells off big every other day
i just hang out, let the mumu baggies run it up and then short at the end of the day and laugh the next morning
going to be a big win tonight though

>> No.55920670
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>>55920574
GET LOST MUMU
BOBO IS IN CHARGE NOW!

>> No.55920675

>>55920638
we have all the signs of recession (like actual recession ongoing in bongland right now) and economic slowdown worldwide
if you arent positioning to ride another january 2022 style move i just dont know what to tell you

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>>55920653
NVDA BEARS 15K OI ON 360P 9/1

>> No.55920682
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>>55920675
Right, any day now

>> No.55920685
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>>55920670
Bobo, don't you do it!

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>>55920685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55920699

>>55920682
were already in it bro, have been for 3 weeks
those weekly candles be red bro

>> No.55920708

>>55920641
They fucking aren’t though and this market is fake and gayer than ever before in human history

>> No.55920713

why nasdaq pumping (again)?

>> No.55920722

>>55920682
It’s always “two more weeks” until it actually does happen. And it’s not a matter of “if” it’s and matter of when. Being blindly permabull will get you rekt.

>> No.55920724

>>55920534
The nigger is the natural state of man. Before eating from the tree of knowledge man had no concept of the future, no concept of needing to work for anything, and everything they needed from the garden was just there for the taking.

>> No.55920725
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55920725

>Check applicable current cash back rewards for credit card
>"Select Live Entertainment"

>> No.55920731
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>>55920713
So we can drop it off a cliff

>> No.55920735

>>55920713
for the millionth time: >>55920345

>> No.55920740

>>55920708
>NOOO THE MARKET CAN'T BE FORWARD LOOKING WTF????

>> No.55920755

Sorry guys but OTC markets are just chads, unlit venues, no best execution, live markets just can’t compete. You call up the broker and demand he sells it to you for $10 and not a penny more, then you call up the next broker and demand he buys it for $11 and not a penny more. Free money

>> No.55920758
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55920758

Are semiconductor stocks good again?

>> No.55920759

>>55920740
if it looks too far forward too soon, it gets dragged back to reality

>> No.55920790

>>55920722
You can just as easily flip that on its head and say bears are going to be right eventually when you've been predicting a crash for nearly a fucking year at this point.

>> No.55920793

>>55920759
SNAP BACK TO REALITY

>> No.55920797

You got tricked, you don't belong here

>> No.55920800
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>>55920793
whoops there goes gravity

>> No.55920811

>>55920800
whoops there goes mumu he choked hes so mad

>> No.55920819
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55920819

56 dollars

>> No.55920822

>>55920800
How do I invest in mom's spaghetti? I heard Rao's got bought out?

>> No.55920823
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55920823

>>55920758
you can't handle my conductors
i have the strongest conductors
they are too powerful for the likes of you

>> No.55920827

>AMC
lmao

>> No.55920831

>>55920641
You'd have to be retarded to short NVDA while momentum is neutral/positive.
Even if it trades at 5-10x fair value, there's so much hype propping it up that could easily get crazier. Suppose NVDA does another 10x from here, then does a 10% share dilution. They now have a cash balance equal to the price you were shorting from, and you're massively underwater with no chance of seeing profit.
This is exactly what happened to the TSLA shorts following the wake of Elon's infamous $420 buyout fraud back in 2018.

The difference between ponzi stocks and actual ponzis is that when a ponzi eventually collapses, the government steps in and looks at the money originally paid in, then claws back payouts and basis adjustments from early investors. Everyone gets fucked.
With stocks, if your startup goes through 4 rounds of ponzilike raises at ever higher valuations, you still get to keep that low basis. You can benefit from all the capital raised at ever higher valuations, even if the end result is a SPAC that goes public and immediately loses 90%. The later buyers get fucked completely, but the early insiders get a huge payout. Same ponzilike mechanics as an actual ponzi, wildly different results.

>> No.55920835

>>55920740
What year are you looking at? 2035? Or are you just retarded?

>> No.55920846

>>55920831
>a 1 trillion company with 27 billion revenue 10x to 10 trillion
nah

>> No.55920847

>>55920586
Jets really do get my American blood pumping hella hard. The blue angels flyover for fleet week each year and it gives me a huge kill boner.

>> No.55920850

>>55920831
TOP IS IN BOYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.55920854
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>>55920823
be a good boy and help yo mama, then you will get thte gainZ for dinner

>> No.55920863

>>55920850
Smg said that last quarter and then Nvidia pumped my Tesla bags to the fuckin moon. I’ll take my chances. I have around 80k in cash right now anyway if it goes south.

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>>55920847
Hornets are breddy gud too. I saw a pair of those come through last week. Those are BA though and I sold that >2 weeks ago

>> No.55920868
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55920868

everything is green on absolutely no news
this market is very manipulated
picrel

>> No.55920882

>>55920868
technical bounce

>> No.55920886

>>55920755
Most corporate bonds are traded OTC too. It's kino (I say, as I get ripped off).

>> No.55920890

How was your summer anons

>> No.55920892
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55920892

I don't even feel anymore bad for bobo. I think something broke in me. I'm reaching a new state of enlightenment. Is it how it feels to reach a new plane of existence?

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>>55920890
>was

>> No.55920897
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>>55920890
Hot as hell, but enjoyable Thanks for asking. How was yours.

>> No.55920901
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>>55920890
...what summer?

>> No.55920903

>>55920892
Wait until earnings you deluded cow

>> No.55920919
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>>55920897
I’m not complaining

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>> No.55920922

>NVIDIA revenue
27 billion
>Apple revenue
394 billion
>Microsoft revenue
198 revenue
>Alphabet revenue
283 billion
>Amazon revenue
513 billion
>Saudi Aramco revenue
535 billion

One is not like the others. Can you spot which one is it?

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>TQQQ is unironically going to be back at 42 on Friday, just in time for Powell to come out and say "fuck your market, RAPE HIKES AND DUMPS FOREVER" so that everything can tandem dump all at once
Based?

>> No.55920936

>>55920901
t. nocturnal Australian mining-stock enjoyer

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>>55920150
damn she looks pissed off
what have you done anon

>> No.55920944

>>55920846
People said the same thing from 200 bil to 1 tril. I have no stake in NVDA nowadays, but given what I've seen these past 6-7 years I will never rule out the possibility of this market getting even more retarded.
10x is probably not in the cards, but even a 2-3x over the next 12 months paired with some modest dilution would permanently fuck the present day shorts.

It's best to just avoid this shit. Focus on shorting companies with imminent large debt maturities, blatant frauds that do NOT have cult followings or where success/failure is an objective binary event (ex. biotech shitcos), or massive impending dilution plans with potential to spiral out of control (like CVNA).
If a company operates above breakeven and no debt, I view it as generally a terrible short. There needs to be a catalyst. Betting on multiples to rerate in your favor is usually a shit plan because the market can remain irrational in perpetuity.

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>>55920919
Impressive. Very nice.

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>>55920955
checked

>> No.55920961

>>55920922
only one company has a product all others will want.

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Nigger

>> No.55920971

>>55920961
Oil?

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>>55920966
checked

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>>55920961

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>>55920958
Lumposting is back, boooiiiis

>>55920922
Yes, a certain tech company is revolutionizing the entire world in a way that happens once a century. Every year, the market has to find some large company it needs to prop up and funnel money into. NVDA's unique and innovative solutions provide a nice excuse to funnel that money and to make all these institutions even richer. What is it you don't get?

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>>55920958
welp.

>> No.55920980

>>55920922
i mean 3 times 27 billion is almost 394 billion right

>> No.55920982

degenerate piece of shit market

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>>55920890
Over 110°F for about three weeks straight, so I just lifted weights, read history books, and played Grim Dawn.

>> No.55920987

is the russian prigozhin assassination bullish or bearish goyim

>> No.55920988

>>55920977
bro nvidia is just a chipmaker lol
companies like ibm are the ones revolutionizing the entire world
>>55920982
we told you not to get involved in that
today is the day to sit out

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I'm not sure why NKE was 30% higher a couple months ago.

>> No.55920998

>>55920988
:P

>> No.55921004

>>55920996
THE ECONOMY LOOKS LIKE SHIT GOING FORWARD AND THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE LESS MONEY

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Inverted head and shoulders oof

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>>55920966
Checked but also reported for racism

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>>55920961
I, too, invest in routers.

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>>55920996
look at Dick*s earnings , niggers stealing all their shit and police does nothing. retail dying and china not good mate

>> No.55921024

I am financially ruined if qqq doesnt drop 20 points in 2 weeks

>> No.55921030
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>markets
got a bad feeling about this bros

>> No.55921044

>>55921024
thursday and friday will be a pretty ugly turnaround dont worry
think well go 3-5% down from here but given how bad some stocks have gotten slaughtered lately, something crazy could really happen

>> No.55921046

>>55921018
kek! BASED

>> No.55921050

>>55921004
But the economy looked like shit going forward a few months ago too. Cruise-line stocks are way up in the last few months.

>> No.55921052

>>55920919
Great stock. Sysco foods is also good.

>> No.55921055

>>55921018
Now imagine if only one company sold routers, and they were extremely expensive.

>> No.55921056

>>55921050
thats gonna change with new covid but travel is obviously something thats been doing well because people spent 3 years cooped up

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BOIL
O
I
L
still a droopin', and I'm still a slurpin'

>> No.55921065

>>55921044
we are back in complete mania mode today tho
with semis nvidia crypto and all this other garbage pumping the most

>> No.55921071

>>55921052
>>55920919
CSCO stock sucks dog dick the company is old school asf and there's a reason its had no growth in so long
t. close family works for CSCO

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>>55921016
Checked and commended for racism.

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>>55921077
checked, also NUKE ISRAEL and all KIKES!!!!

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>>55921071
Butthurt disgruntled wagies are how you know a company is taking care of its shareholders

>> No.55921089

>>55919922
its doing a reverse split right? hopefully people know that the price gets adjusted on the contract

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>>55921077
Ok fine, your digits canceled out my post

>> No.55921098

>>55921065
a 1% move up isnt mania lol

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>>55921085
Philosophical question: is antisemitism racism?

>> No.55921101

>>55921087
AT&T powerfully disproves this theory.

>> No.55921116

>>55921100
cool it with the anti-Semitism

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Thanks for playing bobo, but we'll be taking it over from here :)

>> No.55921133

This entire market is being propped up on the expectations the NVDA will beat earnings. The entire market. Let that sink in.

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>>55921101
CSCO isn’t ATT yet

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>>55921100
fuck, three dubs in a row...
checked
since you can only be a true pureblood semite if your mother is one there is a racial componente so yes it is to a degree.

>> No.55921152

GMEBROS WAGMI

>> No.55921153
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>>55921116
cool it with the Semitism

>> No.55921156

>>55921133
Sounds like everybody is just cruising along and going to crash right into Jackson's Hole.

>> No.55921161

cannot stop laughing at two women talking about dicks (ticker: dks) on bloomberg

>> No.55921163

>>55921156
Going to be a retard pump at Jackson Hole

>> No.55921166

SPY is getting closer to its 50 DMA.
Feeling okay, bobo?

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>>55921133
>nvda goes up 2%
>all tech goes up 2%
>nvda goes up 3%
>all tech goes up 3%
This is fine.

>> No.55921177

>>55921170
Yes

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>>55921166
not in yet, but if the dxy breaks out i will be soo god damn all right

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>>55921166
feeling fine - this bounce was so easy to see, that Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, and Louis Braille all contacted me (from beyond the grave) to point it out
>pic related
we are about to touch the 20EMA

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>>55921170
It is m8, because the US industry (read: semis) are without doubt the most powerful entity in the world. That's where the money is and has been for the past 8 years

>> No.55921196

More like NVIDYA amirite

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>>55921170
if it was a 15% up day on overleveraged semiconductors i would be worried
we'll most likely have dips and red days in the short term
but longer term we are marching ever up and to the right as God intended

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>>55921214
QTSnack btw

>> No.55921223

>>55921127
you have it all wrong
bobo has been waiting for right now to resume
bobos dont short the market like you long it
we sit on the sidelines and wait for retards to run it up

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they killed my nigga priggy
it's over

>> No.55921231

>>55921226
Apparently he didn't fly so good.

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Looks like we are in charge again Bobros , dxy stopped being a faggot
harharhar

>> No.55921244

>we value nvidia as much as Wal-Mart and Exxon combined

Yeah tech needs to fucking die TOMORROW

>> No.55921245

>>55921236
>stopped being a faggot
Imagine thinking the Market will EVER stop being a faggot...

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New 52w high every day

>> No.55921252
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MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FAGGOS

>> No.55921255

>>55921245
This.
>Imagine the market is the hugest faggot you've ever met that just spouts bullshit at you on a daily basis. t. Benjamin Graham

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>>55921245
ehh maybe slightly less gay then?
still fake, but slightly less gay... still gay though then.

>> No.55921264

>>55921044
Just 2 more weeks bros...

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>>55921252

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>>55921185
lol you are the first anon I have ever seen post a ta screenshot using one of my favorite indicators.

>> No.55921287

I just stuffed the head of my cock up my own asshole, what do I do now?

>> No.55921297

is this a bulltrap?? i see a lot of pump in individual stocks today.

>> No.55921302

>>55921287
nothing, you've won

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>>55921297
dont spoil the supprise party man....

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>stock dumping
>covered calls I sold inexplicably up 388% for some reason
Oh fuck you

>> No.55921331

>>55921145
BASED AI mentioning CEO

>> No.55921335

>>55921277
I don't know why everybody doesn't use keltner channels
almost feels like cheating sometimes

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>>55921327
>anon learns about implied volatility

>> No.55921348

>>55921335
if you have a magic indicator why aren't you rich yet

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>>55921353

>>55921353

>>55921353

Continue

>> No.55921366

>>55921348
I have a net worth of ~$1.5 million, with two portfolios, one at morgan stanley, one at merill lynch each with about 500K under management. I also have a generation skipping trust that I will inherit when my folks pass, that is about another $425K. I have posted screenshots with timestamps of my statements here many times, and I am too lazy to go dig in the drawer for them now.

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>>55921339
Yo that's his lil sister DW !! Arthur stressed out damn he finna break it off in dat shit frfr quit playin

>> No.55921605

>>55921016
Nigger

>> No.55922479

>>55919811
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
Why yall watching bloomberg TV from this weird infested with ads website when Bloomberg stream it from their own website?
https://www.bloomberg.com/live/us

>> No.55922851

>>55922479
>will find out soon enough