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No jokes.

Serious investor here.

Need to double my 1.3k $ in two week or two maximum any suggestions, lads?

>> No.55918669

* in a week

>> No.55918686

Get a job

>> No.55918723

>>55918686
there is no job in my cunt with such high return rate

>> No.55918804

>>55918653
uhh do the bank and credit card opening bonuses? im about to get $600 on my $500 and keep the $500 obviously
>deposit $500 to citizen checking
>remove
>deposit same $500 to citizen checking same month
>remove
>repeat for 2 more months

>> No.55919023

Maybe Shib but it would be risky.

>> No.55919706

buy or sell shiba?

>> No.55919970

What about hidden lowcaps?

>> No.55919992

>>55918653
SLV calls

>> No.55920013

>>55918653
Dogbat eth, ez 10x from here

>> No.55920049

>>55920013
Stop shilling dead coins.
you can relaunch it in 1000 new chains and nobody is gonna buy that old cycle garbage

>> No.55920134

>>55920049
>no one will buy
>ignores the other bsc shits that moved to eth and did serious numbers

>> No.55920527

>>55918653
Dog bat eth, the only one that gets relentlessly fudded by same 3 people that missed out on BSC and now will miss out on ETH

>> No.55920630

>>55918653
Sorry gurrwinder.

Investings for white folk

>> No.55921139

>>55920630
It might turned out I'm whiter than you

>> No.55923412
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>>55918653
biz is running out of money... lmfao

>2 years ago: "need to double $200k in two weeks..."
>1 year ago: "need to double $100k in two weeks..."
>6 months ago: "need to double $40k in two weeks..."
>3 months ago: "need to double $10k in two weeks..."
>2 months ago: "need to double $5k in two weeks..."
>1 month ago: "need to double $3k in two weeks..."
>2 weeks ago: "need to double $2k in two weeks..."
>now: "need to double $1.3k in two weeks..."

Soon: "need to double $20 in two weeks..."

Crash really is going to start in October isn't it?

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>>55918653
>'no jokes'
>'serious investor'
>*asks /biz/'s opinion*
lol
also AVAX, makes every other DeFi platform essentially vaporware

>> No.55923485

>>55918653
sports betting

>> No.55923495

100x leverage BTC long right now

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>>55923412
>Minecraft background
>>55918653
AVAX and ETH, anything else is futureless

>> No.55925115

>>55923412
Lol, it's literally about me

>> No.55925127

>>55923469
Dude, I was literally initial investor in AVAX, how could I fell down so much?

>> No.55925145

>>55920049
>Stop shilling dead coins.
>you can relaunch it in 1000 new chains and nobody is gonna buy that old cycle garbage
youre wrong, people bought hpos relaunched on eth
d0bo on eth is inevitable

>> No.55925148

>>55918653
>>55918653
maybe sport betting or selling booze

>> No.55925190

>>55918653
d0b0 unironically (on Eth)

>> No.55926076

>>55920049

>fuds d*bo on bsc in 2021
>fuds d*bo on eth in 2023

>> No.55926230

>>55918653
Bitrock or rockswap. Pretty safe bets.


If you like risky plays, go for aardvark.

>> No.55926319

>>55920049
Already up 50% since you posted this stupid nigger

>> No.55926328

>>55926319
Stupid 3 million mcap piece of shit

>> No.55926545

remember lads, you faded this at 3m MC......

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>>55918653
DUCK RACE DERBY ($DUCK)
A gambling site where you can use your NFTs as currency, if you win a pool, you get a lot of money, or you can always hold their coin and make a good profit having in mind project's pretty new

>> No.55926656

>>55918653
>Serious investor
>Need to double my 1.3k $ in two week
Fucking kek.

>> No.55926789

>>55926656
>Fucking kek.
Would be a nice ticker. I would ape in

>> No.55927351

>>55919970
RAIL is your best bet.

>> No.55927395

>>55923412
>4chan board is one person.

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>>55927351
RAIL my bumhole, shit is going to zero

Shitcoin truffle pigs are finding deaux beaux on eth is the most delectable morsel right now

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55929803

Dow bow