/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Futures

Daily reminder NVDIA would be nowhere without this european company

>As of 2022 it is the largest supplier for the semiconductor industry and the sole supplier in the world of extreme ultraviolet lithography (EUV) photolithography machines that are required to manufacture the most advanced chips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASML_Holding

You wrote calls right anon?

>>55916135
No.
I bought calls on TLT, actually.

....what the fuck is this?

Time to buy Pfizer because of plandemic 2.0?

>>55916146
that's actually very smart

>>55916120

Bad taste homie. McKenzie was mid at best. Becky is the hottest probably. I am 34. Girl I'm meeting tomorrow is 25 and the one Thursday that sent the lewds 38.

How am I the only one on /smg/ that doesn't have rashes? Wtf do you guys do to get them?

>>55916146
I'm not ready for the 80. TMF gonna pull a boil and reverse split...50 year bond bull market, and now the cost of money is too damn high.

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

>>55916098
Honestly I blame it on my exercise bike. When I work out I sweat an insane amount. I'm pretty sure that's what caused the infection. Working out unironically caused me bodily harm

I estimate the chances of a full retard strength vault back to SPX ~4600 to be very high.

fuckin' BOIL!

>>55916172
She's not attractive. Can we get a DDF thread?

>>55916146
I look like this.

>>55916183
Nobody fucking cares you disgusting bastard. Talk about money or fuck off.

>>55916189
Elbows too sharp? What about Jessica?

>>55916207
I hope you get to play with those milkies anon

>>55916166
>that's actually very smart
Bill Ackman would disagree, apparently. Guess we'll see.
>>55916183
>his own sweat is giving his fungal infections
wash your workout clothes, you disgusting pig.
>>55916190
L O N D O N

>>55916207
why she taking her pic at that angle, something aint right

>>55916202
Watch your fucking mouth chud or my wife will put a bullet in you!

>>55916160
NOOOOOOOOO

i feel today will be epyc

How do I profit from a 2nd round of covid lockdowns? I feel that this time won't be as easy to make revenue off of now that normies are waking up.

>>55916223
Thanks for making me laugh

>>55916225

>>55916212
Thnx bro. I hope you get some nice milkies too

>>55916219
I dunno man she isn't fat. All her shots check out

>>55916223
What's your nvda price target?

>>55916230
normies will not wake up. They will go right back to being "WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A MASK! STAY 6 FEET AWAY FROM ME" and then make mad runs on toilet paper

They are morons.

Now that I have your attention, what do you think will happen to NVDA tomorrow?
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
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>>55916243
Not gonna happen. People are dumb but that trick is played out for the next decade

For me, its CMRX

>>55916246
Complete and total destruction of the stock market.
Check ‘em

>>55916246
Crab is very possible. Most expect a pump or return to normal. But what if it hangs?

I'm doing my part!

So I talked to day shift /smg/ today and they called you guys pussies (again)

>>55916266
Takes one to know one.

>>55916240
$0

>>55916251
I won't be wearing a mask this time either (nor getting the clot shot). I lost practically all my friends over this as they were all "get the shot or you won't be able to do stuff with us".

I guess you still have some hope left. I hope you are right.

>>55916266
Looks like they are the pussies for only being able to handle one shift.

>>55916271
555pps

>>55916274
They aren't planning another lockdown. It nearly destroyed the country. Corporations have worked so hard to get cubicle cucks back to the office that the idea of having to reverse all of that is a joke.

>>55916274
I never got any of the shots, went to Vegas during COVID and have fucked quite a few vocally liberal/leftist chicks after telling them I didn't get the vax because i am healthy and it doesn't work

Just stop being a cuck/listening to the government about anything ever and you will be alright.

Does that nigguh scoops still post his prostitutes here? Anymore clown girls?

What should I order from the stock market for Taylor and I tomorrow

what if your mom dated chair powell lol

>>55916297
It's just the same old inverse baggie.
>>55916300
Short the banks.

>>55916297
>brown
>pig
>saggy post pregnancy tits
>clearly a single mother
Disgusting.

>>55916262
The premiums are so fucked on NVDA that you would have to buy options so far out of the money just to break even. A crab would end up killing everybody who decided to play

>>55916126
Daily reminder NVDIA sold a lot more GPUs when Bitcoin mining was profitable

>>55916126
>>55916324
Daily reminder revenue on gpus were higher due to mining demand and now that is depleting

>>55916324
So look at the gaming section in the earnings tomorrow.

What a predictable market, I knew it would repump. This thing is fixed and set, it doesn't matter what news now come, it will go up and down but in the end always up til Jackson Hole.

>>55916316
She doesn't have kids. I'll try to get some booba pics from her for /smg/ after I break her back Thursday

Bobos are going to get scammed on NVIDIA again and I am going to laugh

>>55916297
That worked cause you were better looking than them. It's easy when another person wants something from you, for example you in bed and even when you have a highly "problematic" opinion or view they still manage to overlook it somehow. No principles when it gets serious.

>>55916342
>profile pic

What's the deal with DISH network? I mean who's buying this thing?

>>55916351
Maybe for some. The librarian and therapist I fucked were both definitely hotter than me but she was in a post breakup hoe phase

>>55916342
>her
Anon, I...

>>55916360
If they have tattoos you know they will fuck on the first "date"

>>55916342
>>55916374
>>55916382
You put your dick in this shit?

>>55916382
Also look her middle finger. That also seems to be a cross. And a crescent moon

>>55916382
stop spamming your unrelated shit here

what penny stocks do we hold

>>55916382
She likes the letter t.

>>55916395
Nah

>>55916387

>>55916387
>>55916382
Looks Ok for sex. The others are... a matter of taste.

>>55916311
What's the context?

>>55916339
It stayed flat after undoing the pre market pump yesterday

>>55916433
Engaging with baggot.

>>55916428
Sexxxooooo

>futures
This an emergency before everything dumps from the lockdowns again?

and just like that indices make a new high for the day

>>55916447
Not EU, which I trade and it's morning in the EU.

>>55916453
Kacey could be the best looking but hard to tell

>>55916433
I'm
Gonna
Cooooooommmm
Ahggghhhhhhhhhfgh

Not a single financial advice to be seen
Quite possibly the worst /smg/ of all time dare I say

>>55916484
It was ok, until this spamnigger and with his whores showed up

>>55916419
Im still team mommy Jessica.
I bet she fucks like a swamp boat

>>55916479
I fucked Anna, Stefanie and Onna. Onna have the best head. Stefanie brought a weed pen on the date and pissed in the back of my car. Anna was probably the most fun

>>55916488
Becky and Jessica are top 2 for me

>>55916382
only fuckable here. The others ones are... simply ugly and repulsive

So, red, green, or crab tomorrow?

>>55916522
why tomorrow? A new day just started, or do you live on the west coast? If so consider going to bed.

>>55916509
I am a simple man. If they have big milkies the rest doesn't matter too much

Sexxxooooo. Long pussy gel

https://youtu.be/b4CBxZ86skM
>Retailers blame theft for significant losses: How big is the problem?

i hate negroes and i hate women

What will happen to equities once another lockdown is announced?

>>55916532
>cute smiles and big dicks
Anon.. I...

>>55916531
Red, green, or crab?

>>55916543
White text is her sirs.

Sexxxooooo

>>55916410
Pltr

Ahhh
H
G
G
G
G
Ghhgg

>>55916551
Oh my god, cmon man, wtf.

>>55916575
You wouldn't do the sexxoo? She was crazy as fuck

>>55916551
>White text is her sirs
I know bro... you didnt tell her about your 5.5in pecker did you?

Now she looks like a skinwalker

/smg/ - Date Market General

Is MMT good for you?

>>55916608
Almost 7. I dunno most of them fuck niggers and dogs so they never really think it's anything special but they don't complain

Sexxxoooo

>>55916607
Not sure, I also had once one with weird teeth, but they looked better than this, cuter. Were inward pointing more like a bunny and not outward pointing like a horse. Afterwards she fixed them with braces and now her jaw is also different and looks less cute. Would probably be the same with this one.

Okay. I wanted to talk about my AXSM short. But i guess we are talking about cocks and fucking dogs again. It's fine. I've derailed this shithole general many times talking about my toe sucking / mom fucking. You can contnue

This girl was always /smgs/ favorite. She is married now

>>55916643
there is always a beta cuck to provide for a whore

>>55916637
No, cock picks are fine. Just don't say anything politically incorrect or its a 3 day ban

>>55916644
God I wish that were me.

Why do all these ugly women have nose rings? Is this why the economy is fucked too many uggos?

>>55916644
This. Always and always a beta cuck to clean up the mess.

>>55916643
Holy shit, imagine being the faggot whose wife has taken cocks from /smg/

Feeling depressed over the stock market and seeing all these ugly sluts with nose rings I am ready to move to Kazakhstan

>China having its own Lehman moment right now

Bros should I be worried or nah?

>>55916679
China is nuking its shitty companies now so they will be ok in the future. They learn from our mistakes.

>>55916652
no you don't

>>55916679

>>55916672
Someone needs to cuck baggie now

This is even more sad than GME general

What are the odds that QQQ goes below $362 at some point today?

>>55916682
Those shitty companies have massive investments from the actual government instead of private businesses, if they fail the government doesn't get anything from their investments.

>europe opens
>absolutely nothing happens

it's going to be super crabby

Reminder
>Binance is about to blow up
that means COIN will take a hard hit as well. long dated itm puts and just wait for the magic to happen.

How are we feeling fellow EUsissies? Anyone slurping the nice dip in DAX and BMW? Time to set a new ATH amirite? I have a good feeling about the inflationary data for this month ;----)

>>55916805
Kek no, I closed my BMW shorts, but I'm also not gonna slurp that, just waiting to short again, but this seems so automated, you just know it goes up til friday whatever news may come out. This bullshit is fixed, programmed.

>>55916088
RTX OFF is better.

>>55916815
Johnson (FED) on Friday which seems pretty important so probably yeah. I still think the market direction and overall sentiment will depend more on NVDA's earnings though. I honestly think NVDA is gonna make another 20% jump, prompting yet another tech bull run. Hopefully it spreads to EU as well since I need to off-load certain bags.
EU stocks are really not fun anymore. Nonsensical and retarded

I think I will short a lot of Chinese shit like real estate stocks. Might even invest in USA stocks when student loans come back and trigger a shitshow.

>>55916805
stop posting feet, I can only get so erect.

>>55916825
You are one sick degenerate, bro. Also, the chinese sector has already taken a huge hit, you still think there's more to play there? Can China even afford to have another crash? They are already pathetic in the eyes of the world. Unless they provide massive stimulus to their economy and stimulate the newer generations, they really will get fugged.
China builds all these ghost properties, but what for? I really don't understand China

>>55916822
>EU stocks are really not fun anymore. Nonsensical and retarded

On this I agree. I lost my patience and control an shorted friday half an hour too early, almost the fuckin DAX bottom. Didn't go all in, can short a lot still, but I'm in the red for being mad because of that weird friday morning dump. I stopped caring. EU moves like a retard and will not stop. I'll just let it move, and short along the way if it seems right. I'm getting paid overnight anyways and it's more than if I'd put my money on the bank calculated in yearly interest. As long as I win in the end, I'm fine with being in the red in the meantime.

DAX will probably not go over 16k anymore. For this some major shift has to happen. The things that hold DAX atm are the insurers, Münchener and Hannover. If they crumble for whatever reason (less profit because of storms and damages) it's literally OVER for DAX.

Also SAP repumped for no reason, on AI meme probably.

>>55916766
Euros are crabs in the bucket and there is little incentive to make money. The gubbermint will take it away anyways and your neighbors will hate you, because they dumped all their money into the downpayment of some giant, unproductive debt that will enslave them until they drop, like a house and a car, as you are supposed to.

>futures

>>55916833
maybe that's the real reason for another round of lockdowns happening soon; wanna keep people inside while the financial global nuke detonates thanks to China.

>>55916836
>DAX
Corporations will keep getting propped up, but MDAX may be a safe bet. The retarded government is bleeding the middle class out and slaughtering companies like car part manufacturers and other very energy dependent businesses. Also small companies need to pay taxes in Germany, DAX ones make their earnings in tax heavens.

HAHAH HOLY SHIT THAT PMI GERMANY, AND THEY PUMP. I TOLD YOU
Services PMI 47.3 vs 51.5 expected
Prior 52.3
Composite PMI 44.7 vs 48.3 expected
Prior 48.5

>>55916816
>Raytheon's ticker is RTX
Fucking pile of shit

>society industrializes
>technology enables productivity and efficiency gains
>in order to keep consumption ever growing, housing becomes the "wealth" of families
>ever more induced demand needed to keep that going up so that generation "does better" than previous generation
>this is effectively dumping ever higher debt loads on your children
>NIMBYs and de-growthers become religiously devoted to destroying new housing with zoning, finance, and building codes
US, EU, Asia, and even some countries in South America all run into this exact same quicksand. Then they spend endless amounts of energy worrying about fertility rates. Yet even the most populist of populist candidates never just says "let's build more homes".
The incentive structures as they are, I don't see an easy way out of this. Politicians have no will to do it and the generations getting crushed are not yet of voting (or political) age.

Wait is DAX actually crumbling on bad news!?

>>55916855
What another round of lockdowns? Are you seriously suggesting that they will institute yet another lockdown? No way, m8. It barely worked last time.
The labor market is finally recovering and they start pulling another Covid? A bit too convenient. We can't have three major stock crashes in three years (2020, 2022, 2023).
Then again, you never know with China. But if they do this, China will officially dig its own grave

>>55916833
That's the problem with China, they don't believe in stimulating the demand side. They will always stimulate the supply side, which is deflationary anyway. They have political fear of consumerism, while the rest of the world is trying to become less dependent on them. They need to change their approach and strengthen their own market and demand. That means pain until they learn.

>>55916869
>Politicians have no will to do it and the generations getting crushed are not yet of voting (or political) age
I mean isnt that what they figured out in the 30s? You cant vote yourself out of this mess. Not the least for conservameme or libs.
>>55916886
This. China thinks their manufacturing base will keep them power forever. Its already fading and im pretty sure by 2050 most of china will be a rural rice farming place again.

WHY ARE WE DUMPING ON NO NEWS?

>>55916869
Another reason is because housing became far too spectulative for its own good. Ideally your house's price would be determined by the "fundamentals" of the hosue so to speak ie its location, the materials used, the architecture, the actual functionality of being a home, its age, etc. Now you have shitheaps in California and New York that go for 300k minimum based solely off of the speculative value of the real estate market and nothing inherent about the house. That's the reason why housing regulations will never be relaxed, there's too much money in it being a bubble than being like any other service based market. Lefties are complete dipshits in this regard, anyone that bitches about gentrification is a retard that can't see the forest for the trees.

>>55916902
Because Mumus tongue my anus

>>55916805

BMW turned from green to red on PMI AHAHAHAAHAH

Any oil barons here? Is it a good time to go long oil here?

>>55916893
>rural rice farming

Impossible. Their environment is so fucked and contaminated that they need people with fucking piantbrushes to pollinate crops because all of the bees and other pollinators died off. There's videos of fish that rather jump onto dry land than stay in the toxic polluted waters in China too.

We will never see that rural lifestyle happen not for thousands of years into the future.

>>55916917
i've been long since $82

>>55916918
Good point. It will probably only be some mass of chemical waste land with some chemical plants manufacturing the stuff so nasty no other country wants it on their land.

Pre-market opens in less than 12 minutes. What will happen?

>>55916924
buy high sell low

>>55916917
the price is roughly medium, could go higher could go lower

>>55916886
Exactly, that's what I am thinking as well. Everyone is trying to de-couple from China seeing how volatile they have proven to be (which is highly un-desirable from every perspective). Unreliable, unpredictable, and borderline stupid. The focus has instead shifted on the strength of the US industry which is poised to make a huge return.
And now, China is also massive fugging its new generation and un-employment is rising quickly.
Unless they change their ways, they will keep falling further and further behind all the other economies.
Hell, their index has massively negative returns over the last 5 years. How fugged is that? You work 12/6 over there for miserable pay and cannot even invest. No wonder all the talent is going abroad

>>55916877
That's the first time the European indices are responding to bad data. JUST so unpredictable, wtf?

Ok guys, calm down, back to pumping. Program as usual

>>55916893
The 30s restructured and engineered new social contracts. And that was generally in creating new voting blocs. Nothing special about the 30s.
The issue is that NIMBYism deliberately and intentionally takes from their descendants before they have political autonomy.
Social security at least uses productive labor/capital of the current and former generations as its backbone, in theory anyway. NIMBYism doesn't create and that is its goal.
This isn't US specific. Mostly been looking at this because of some charts I have seen from like Canada and Ireland.

>bonds settling down
I'm feeling hyper boolish again, we finna pump bigly today

>>55916877
massive miss on german service pmi. So yeah, but it's just a small dip.

>>55916955
you mean yields

>>55916902
dumping?

They gonna rug this nigger market no matter what NVDA reports.

>>55916953
>And that was generally in creating new voting blocs
I wasnt talking about America dude. i was talking about another country with dire economic concerns that decided voting wasnt going to solve capitalisms inherent exploitation.

So Anons, do you believe the AI bubble is going to POP today, or can we keep it pumping for a few more years?

There is only so many auto-generated bullshit texts for Amazon link lists and dropshitting businesses to be created and Pajeets were good and cheap at it so far, letting AI do it is not so much of an improvement.

As for image generation, seasoned coomers like hand drawn art much more. Hate the 3dcg-ish shiny skin texture it draws on anime girls. Also crippled hands, nonsensical details and such.

this is it, the worst /smg/ until the next /smg/.

>>55916983
AI bubble will continue to grow until humans are replaced and infused with microchips

i am already preparing my green pump images for tomorrow

>futes

Yields...

>>55916983
why would the ai bubble last for under a year when the web2 one lasted nearly 15 and had far less scope for creating man made horrors?

>>55917024
opps

>>55916983
>So Anons, do you believe the AI bubble is going to POP today, or can we keep it pumping for a few more years?
AI was just a pivot from VCs previously in "Web 3.0" nonsense. They need something to be upselling to clients and to distract from the wasteland of all their other overhyped trends. This also is like the 3rd AI bubble in the past 40 years.
It will happen when there is a new thing with any real legs. LK99 was dangerously close to being it if it, you know, worked.
Considering that VCs are 0th order thinkers my money would be on the next "big thing" being life span extension in whatever form that takes. Because most of these VCs are middle aged guys now and that is pretty on the nose for a mid life crisis.

>>55916240
350

massive liquidity grab right now

>>55917024
>>55917033
Explain. I understand that the longer bonds are supposed to be higher yield in a normal market, but what are the implications of the inversion?

>>55917037
AI has tons of actual application possibilities and is a real technology. Web3 was just a scam term invented by NFT and Crypto bros to sell greater fools some virtual plots of land and monkey jpegs.

>>55917054
predicted near term crash so everyone is slurping safe havens while the yeilds are high amd before the printer is restarted

>>55917054
The real fuckery begins when this shit starts to unwind. Until then is just a warning sign.

>>55917033
Imagine yields going over 6%

C'EST FINI
ES IST AUS

>>55917058
>AI has tons of actual application possibilities and is a real technology.
But we don't have AI. At the heart of all of the AI is just more linear regression. All that has changed is the computing power brought to bear on the linear regression. The other aspect of it is its ability to create plausible deniability with an interface layer for what is effectively plagarism and copyright infringement.
The models are already running into plateaus because they already scraped all the non computer generated data they could find. Stochastic parrots all the way down. And I think there is very much a "Classic Coke Rebrand" going on here. Much of what these models give you are outputs that google search would have given you ten years ago. But google search's decline has been so gradual it is hard for most to notice.
AI Bubbles keep happening because "hard stuff is easy, easy stuff is hard". So the initial "progress" seems fast, exciting, and promising until you get mired in things you thought were minor details. Already there are new "careers" about humans carefully creating and managing intricate inputs into these things.

>>55917058
>tons of actual application possibilities
Like what? Hard mode: Nothing that was already possible with the state of machine learning before the hype, i.e.
>autonomous driving
>cancer detection, anything image classification related
And such. The new part is only that it can now generate halfway believable bullshit texts and images, where are the market applications in that?

>>55917086

>>55917086
DAX doesn't care

>>55917101
The market is backward looking

Oh look the PMI doesn't matter. Algos back on track.

All I need to know, is what's the high and low of QQQ gonna be today?

>>55917085
Would be cool to be able to buy some 30Years at levels not since 2000

>>55917058
>>55917093
I give you automatic translation, maybe. But if you are an international business, having real interpreters on hand is not that much of a game changing budget hit.

>>55917110
Some things don't matter until they do. The market doesn't care, but it will. Two more weeks™.

>>55917093
>The new part is only that it can now generate halfway believable bullshit texts and images,
thats like 70% of post industrial economics.
ill counter you point by reminding you of all the promises made by web2, apps and the always online world. they were all shit and im most cases made things worse but were still stuck with it. this will be the same.

>>55917113
If there were a way to know that you could easiliy become a billionaire instead of lurking here.

>>55917124
Yea, but how do you know I wouldn't still lurk here from my yacht if I became a billionaire?

>>55917121
The thing the market cares about
>how far can we push nvda
It's funny to me that the earnings of nvda are now more important than marco data. Bulls have to hope that the chinese were desperate enough to order even more.

>>55917122
>web2
I guess the calamity of that is due to the fact it made the web more approachable for normies and their iPhones in the mid 2000s, at least AI can not fuck that up any more.
But I agree it will be bit, with shitty automatic generated contend drowning out any kind of real human interaction, social media will be pretty much all normie against bot conversions.
But where is the money in that, just seems like an extension of the Ad bubble.

>>55917138
>bit, with shitty automatic generated contend
*bad *content
Shouldn't post while eating.

We're gonna push through to weekly highs today, aren't we?

>>55917161
DXY highs, yes

>>55917138
im imagining a world 10 years from now where basically all interactions between individuals and governments or corporates are like that parole officer scene in elysium. everyone will hate it except gen alpha/beta and leaders will only see HITACH THINK OF THE JOBS, much like now so we'll be stuck in yet another techbro induced hellscape.

>>55917135
>It's funny to me that the earnings of nvda are now more important than marco data
Yep, but sooner or later (two more weeks™) the market will have to care about reality instead of trying to pump a company to a P/E of 400x

>>55917100
>>55917086
>The absolute state of Lagarde when she'll notice EU economy is shitting the bed while the inflation is still running up.
lmao, USA is the only working country

>>55917192
Forgot how grim that movie was. Too much camera shaking, thougheverbeit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klqn7oF41dc

why the FUCK is the government taking my money?

bullrun back on the menu boyos??

>>55916165
NVAX

>>55917252
Let me apply some chartist techniques... the bull run was never over.

>>55917235
Because they are criminals and thieves

>>55917273
da fug is kursentwicklung ?

>How could a crab go up against a bear?
>Bears got paws and fag crabs got claws
>Pinchin' on Bobo niggas like bitches
>And I'm that bear that buries crabs into ditches
>Cover 'em up and flex back to my bearhouse
>The hard /smg/ where the Bobos hang out nigga
>Snib snab snibby snab, give a crab a bone
>Don't give a shit 'bout a funeral home
>Yeah I just love it when an Snibb nigga falls
>Fool, that's the life of a B-Dog

>>55917161
Yes, til Jackson hole we pump 100%. Nothing gonna stop the program. Should we not go higher, we will at least not go lower. Maybe sideways crab, but not down.

>>55917287
price development
>he has not set his system to German
>during European hours
Anon, Bitte.

>>55917265
>NVAX

Any particular reason?

>>55917295
lol ok. i only follow us markets

>>55917265
>NVAX
Very bullish

>>55917317
Nigger look at the chart. That shit pumps 20x every time there is a pandemic scare.

>>55917265
>not buying the nigger vaxx

soon

>>55917291
Like this

>>55917086
Fucking greens

2 or 20, place your bets place your bets. Idc what side you pick, JUST PLAY

>>55916374
How do I fuck my therapist?

remember cramer said the banking crisis ended with first republic bank collapsing. there is nothing to fear the worst is already behind us

>>55917472
It took me all this time to realize his shirt says "fag".

>>55917459
Tone, your drunk, go home.

Top on 10yr yields got rejected. Nvda cleared to run to 550.

cathie sold her nvidia and bought zoom

Have YOU priced a new tractor lately. Because every farmer in America has this year

>shorted eurnatgas in my dreams
>didn't short when I woke up
>didn't listen to the voices
>would have been up 150% today
Going to get shitfaced ngl.

What happened to memestocks?

>>55917530
Retarded move. Zoom is for sure dying. Everyone I know uses Teams.

>>55917559
>DE
AGCO

>>55917567
Again? Just short that bullflag.

Reminder that I told some oilfags ITT to sell when it was at WTI $84

>>55917589
NVDA is the top meme stock. Of the old meme stocks all that is left is a trail of cult bagholders.

>>55917650
What time should I fade the green today Bobro? 5 mins after open, 20 mins after open, euro close, right at sour hour, etc?

>>55917650
Buy below 70, sell above 80 eh? I am not so sure we will see oil go below 80 again this year. But who knows? Oil is the most jewed commodity on this planet and there is no denying that
>>55917530
Classic... yes, sell your best performing stock to buy the crap.

>321% up on NVDA ($8500 profit)
Wat do?

No Bobo, that's enough. You're not gonna start this shit again today, r-right Bobo, R-RIGHT?

>>55917712
Hold tell you lose everything

>>55917692
Intraday action isn't very predictable. Daytradefags try to buy low and sell high but they still can't tell what's gonna happen next, neither can anyone else really.

>>55917694
Yeah hard to tell how low it can go, I strongly doubt that it can go as low as it did in May
>I am not so sure we will see oil go below 80 again this year
Are you talking about Brent? Because WTI is at 78 right now. I think WTI could go down a few more percent but who knows.

>best performing stock
She slurped NVDA at $178 and dumped at $138 lmao she's uniquely stupid

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?

>>55917650
Best part will be all the banks revising it down in a month or so, when it drops because of recession. They are such fuckin hacks.

>>55917694
No, Stocks are way worse. I traded Oil and I miss trading it, but because of the pricecap I checked out. Stocks are the most bullshit scamwick garbage imaginable. Oil doesn't do it like stocks.

>NEW - German business activity suffered the steepest decline for more than three years in August — HCOB
Germany is unironically the epicentre of the 2024 global recession lmao

>>55917733
Yes I'm fine, not worried at all

>>55917743
True, I doubled my money trading oil in spring while the price was stagnating. Commodities are somehow much easier to profit from, just buy when it's clearly cheap then sell when you're happy with your gains and wait for the next cheap opportunity.

>>55917750
But I have to say, I was talking about EU stocks and when you look at DAX, you might get what I say. Complete Schizo from April-August. US stocks weren't that schizoid.

>have to work in three hours
it's over

>>55917749
You'll be fine Mumu, later we pump. SPX will hit 4215 til friday. Or at least will stay above 4400...lol, but afterwards... time for milking

>>55917731
>She slurped NVDA at $178 and dumped at $138
Wtf? She's just like my mum... except my mum ain't retarded and is still holding and is up +$60k on it... selling NVDA. I can understand selling Intel, AMD, ASML, but NVDA?

>>55917766
At least you got nice digits, son. Wait, I thought people here worked as traders, working from home, being comfy and all that. I mean, surely everyone here has already made it right?

>>55917769
And the theme of her ETF is innovation... she sold NVDA at a loss to buy more Roblox and DraftKings....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID I CLOSE MY DAXSHORTS SO EARLY AGAIn. WHY CRASH AFTER I CLOSE, AAAAAH FUCK OFF. NOW THE PMI MATTERS?

>>55917530
That's a cup and handle right? on the 4 hourly, I'm s-sure!

>>55917824
oh right, outta my way yada yada

i knew them schizo futures right after postmarket close last night were suspect
get melted mumu shits

>>55917719
Only nvda could save the market, but at a time when mumu needed it most, their gains vanished.

btw if you thought the economy was in good shape after what happened to macys and dicks sporting goods you are braindead, simple as

Shitcoin priceaction on a first world stockmarket, great. I'll never see germany with the same eyes ever again.

Now is not a good time to be holding stocks.
I'll hold my 401k & roth IRA shit, that's it.
Sold everything else
Holding cash in 5% interest savings

>>55917844
What time is NVDA?

>>55917861
after hours

>>55917848
Is that the reason why Adidas of all DAX companies is -4%? HAHAHAA

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek yiddies
>kek ledgies
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek silvergate
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek suicidies
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>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek cramer
>kek thomas lee
>kek wangies
>kek bondies
>kek indexies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

>>55917865
Oh so today is useless... See you all tomorrow morning.

>>55917866
>>55917848
Despite selling ALL remaining Yeezy's (probably more expensive than before) and only donating about 10% to the ADL (significant amount, technically correct, but you know greed is good).

>>55917848
No, everyone promised me we would poomp for NVOODIA. There's no way so many people will be wrong, right? I mean why would they do that to me personally?

I've never done anything to them. The ones that have lots of money, why would they want my measley amount of money? It just doesn't make sense. The market's gonna pump like crazy today, it has to. I just know it!

MAKE IT STOP

>>55917887
800$

>>55916311
KEKD AND CZECHED
this is what I come here for

i guess with what happened to amc and gme being at multi year lows baggies have only one hope left and its to sell their 95% down positions in both of those stocks and go all in on nvidia lmao
the stock market really is a wealth extraction machine

>>55917895
nigga that video is older than 4chinz

>Footlocker

remember kids, every time you buy a meme stock youre shorting your money
and when your money goes to zero, a jewish angel gets its wings

>>55917802
y-yes

>>55917859
So much this. I'm not changing jack shit on my 401k but all new and existing money goes into cash or bonds. Gonna pass on the dip and buy the crash

raya is a company about to dip below $1.00
its undervalued on yahoo financials
and they are going to unveil a new product next month

>PTON
>TSLA

yahoo financials, where the real wolves of wall street get their information

>>55917954
pton got anally prolapsed

>>55917945
What product?

>>55917969
converters, generators stuff like that

i should also add tho they have bled money the past couple months
down from $2 to going below $1 now, its a good company
should be an easy 2x next month but they dont sell a lot of stock

this nvidia thing is actually amazing at how well it diverted retails attention away from whats actually going on
the market is fucking over after today

>>55917965
>>55917965
footlocker too.
The age of fitness, discipline, dedication and work is over, the time of offlabel fatloss medication has come.

>>55918073
or people just dont have disposable income to spend on nonessentials because the economy is FUCKED and the average consumer is BLACKED

>>55918073
Damn I forgot about footlocker. I remember getting a 10x last year or so buying earnings puts on that piece of shit company.

Reminder to invest in profitable companies with low debt and competitive advantages.

>>55918122
Like CEI?

>>55917497
lmao

>>55918077
>is BLACKED
Americans truly are already awake

Oh today is one of those days EU pumped and dumped for US to repump, cause EU couldn't dump in the morning and repump later, as it's US turn to pump today. That's the scheme for today.

>>55918166
damn youre dumb lol

fucking footlocker lmao. also, gme baggies desperately want /smg/ to pump their bags.

>>55918170
And your argument is?

>>55918189
you have no points to argue against, youre just dumb and saying stupid shit. this isnt my opinion btw its just objective fact. have a nice day m8

amcbros....

>>55918202
horrifying

>>55918202
why are they like this

>>55918200
>this faggot actually expects me to write serious and intelligent stuff on a fucking shitposting forum
You're the idiot here.

>>55918212
Imagine if he just put that into SPY

>>55918214
Low IQ + lots of melanin

>>55918202
anyone that offers valid criticism is considered a 'shill' and immediately disregarded and shunned. it is a cult where swindlers sell retards hope.

>>55918230
>>55918202
Gotta be fake/meme, with this wife's boyfriend. What sense does this make?

>>55918230
>a cult where swindlers sell retards hope
*Many* such cases.

>>55918242
These memestock people love to meme about their wife's boyfriend, as a "joke" that they're a cuck for some reason. However, the losses are very much real.

>>55918225
>melanin
I bet most of these faggots are white, and not your american crime statistics white which also counts mexicans, but american white (still not really EU white, but whatever).

>>55918202
Should’ve bought GME

why isnt mumu freaking out that all the green fute gains are completely and utterly gone
youre all bobos arent you

>>55918254
He still would have been down immensely. He would have been better off buying literally any index fund.

>>55918258
their entire lives rest on this evening

>>55918202
Im impressed honestly. Diamond hands werent a meme.

>>55918266
nvidia cant hold the market up anymore
today is the decoupling

>>55918258
most here are probably bearish, yes, but that doesn't mean you should underestimate the unmitigated retard strength behind nvidia

>>55918258
If no one links the futures then I cant see them.
NVDA to the moon after hours <3. AI is the best.

>>55918258
Yes, but I don't think Mumu gives up this easily.

>dating profiles
Never been happier to be married. Dating is a shitshow. Single women are insane.

>>55918274
Nvda is the market. There is no other stock worth owning and it will continue to pump. $800 is what all the professional analysts are saying so plenty of upside.

>>55918202
>peer pressure retards into not having """paper hands"""
>they actually do hold for years until bankruptcy
lmao, psyop'd

>professional analysts
dis nigga be someones exit liquidity bitch

>>55918316
doesn't mean their wrong. don't get baited into doing the opposite of what is said in the media. that's silly and will more than likely get you heemed.

>>55918304
Goldman Q4 2022 OIL +100$ kek, baggies.

Houses say ouch

>>55918318
Me waiting for the inevitable liquidation of my portfolio with no form of income to save it.

>>55918344
That's also true, since the market is herd mentality. Got heemed in June shorting SPX, right when
>BULLRUN IS BACK
came. I went against the media trend and got fucked. Should have kept shorting EU instead of
>Diversifying
Also a meme

>>55918360

>futes

>>55918344
Narrow is the way to not getting heemed. One must know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run. One mustn't count one's money whilst sittin' at the table, there'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

>>55918374
Forgotted picrel.

>>55918379
>>55918374
ruined

>JUST IN - India has landed a probe on the moon's south pole.
Pajeets did what Russians couldn't.

Apologize. When I say SUPERPOWER you say BY 2030

SUPERPOWER

...

I said SUPERPOWER

>>55918385
SUPAPaWER

>>55916311
Room full of cowards

are you ready for the biggest wealth transfer of the decade

>>55918385
Congrats from the west. We never expected you to use your shit-littered streets to produce methane-powered moon rockets. Truly ingenious.

What are the odds NVDA say their chips were on the PooCapsule moon landing on the call tonight?

"Hahahahaha look we did it again! We pumped it just to pump it just to dump it! Hahahaha!"

Bunch of fucking faggots. Imagine a world where a small number of very jewish assholes couldn't speculate on the stock market.

>>55918385
BY 2030

>>55918408
its over

new thread

>>55914614
>>55914614
>>55914614
>>55914614

>>55918431
Be the Jew you want to be

>>55918456
lel

>>55918476
they look like they suck blood

>>55916172
Becky is uglier than McKenzie so I guess McKenzie turned you down.

>>55918520
>>55918520
>>55918520
>>55918520

There you go you lazy fucks, literally takes 20 seconds

gay thread

>>55918456
>>55918456
>>55918456
>>55918456

4420 EOD

>>55916311
whats this a course on wife beating?