/biz/ - Business & Finance

What else could they possibly need right now

>>55915794
"chainlink oracle" is actually a position at the company, you manually check the price and type it into a little box

At some point you have to wonder, are all these hires doing something else?

>>55915819
Chainlink has 500 employees? That can’t be right. WTF do they need 500 employees for

Dear god I looked at one of the job postings…they are literally hiring people to help them hire MORE people hahahaha what the FUCK

>>55915794
>All in chainlink
>Fuck fuddies

>>55915814
Delete this right now you dumb fuddie

>>55915814
Is this better or worse than le “incident responder”?

>sit at computer
>something happens
>click on incident button to make team aware
>$150k comp package plus 4 weeks pto

Ohhhh im, im, im, gonna repooooooooooort

>>55915794
>>55915802
>>55915819
um uhh
y'all got any more of them TWITTER SCREENSHOTS?

seriously though, does anyone give a fuck what people are saying on Twitter?
If you have a point to make, make it.
Don't just take a screenshot of someone else's point and say "this is what I want to say too, but I'm not bright enough to put into words"

this is really good fud
because it's true

>>55915851
Not sure what the official count is but theyve self reported at “250+” on that careers page

God, I almost feel bad for linkies
Jokes aside, I legitimately hate seeing people get scammed out of their money

>>55915915
Ok lets make a deal. Instead of pasting a screenshot of fat boy’s next buzzword ramble or infographic, why dont you create it from scratch? Should be entertaining

Also LOL
>feel free to apply here. We just ask you work whenever is good for you, if ever.

No wonder why nothing gets done, ever

>>55915980
Oh, I get it.
You applied and were rejected, and now you're salty.
This thread makes more sense now ... why didn't you just say so?

>>55916018
are you afraid that recreating infographics of charts of unrelated things going up, stacks of things getting bigger or multiple arrows pointing at people will make you feel like you got scammed by first year marketing students? it's understandable you don't want to do it

>>55915794
Just take a look at Google and a strategy described by Eric Schmidt regarding blitzscaling

>>55916517
Daily reminder that Schmidt drove one of the companies he was CEO of to bankruptcy

> But Novell's decline and loss of market share accelerated under Schmidt's leadership, with Novell experiencing an across-the-board decline in sales and purchases of NetWare and a drop in share price from US$40.00/share to US$7.00/share

>Novell’s stock went from $40 to $7

hmmm… looks familiar

>>55915794
Why aren't you applying?

>55916557
Why lie? It takes 20 seconds to verify that he was brought in as CEO to try and save the company.

>>55917917
well formed, well turned out and motivated individuals do not reply to these threads
>responding to esl, fud, spam, degeneracy is a filter and you got filtered

>>55915794
Yes, it isn‘t unusual for a growing company to keep hiring.

>and here we have a paid fudcuck in his natural habitat, screeching inconsolably and attempting to trade twitter screenshots for (you)s again
>he has made 7 trade attempts so far, and has been relatively unsuccessful for the 20th time today
>it will be a hard winter for his village, surrounded by sage in all the surrounding fields with very little (you)s to show for it