/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for everyone is gay ITT

RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOD

STOOOOOPPPP

Line go down? Good, I am just going to buy more

DICK's sporting goods (DKS) margin are down due to...... THEFT. It must be tough running a business in america with all the niggers.

holy shit, stock dropped by 20%.

no one will even want to insure this anymore. how could america go so low? is it because of rap music? whats going on?

>TLT is doin a lil sumthin
Heh, no ragrets on buying those calls, yesterday.

Reminder to buy novavax theyre making the vax for the next plandemic.

friend of mine put his life savings into amc from $10 all the way up to $50
how do i prevent him necking himself?

>>55909002
SEXOOOOO

Short the banks, long nvda.

the 10 year yield is going to multi decade highs and you are investing in unprofitable tech companies

>>55909028
>how do i prevent him necking himself
You could do it for him?
>>55909029
Is that Mighty Joe Young?

>>55909029
N... oh... oh wait that's a monkey. Awww that's adorable. What a nice picture.

My timeline is all over the place, are we bullish or bearish rn?

>>55909028
Just let it happen fren. Anyone dumb enough to throw their life’s savings into meme stocks deserves everything that’s coming. (Riches beyond your wildest imagination)

>>55909000
Dicks.

Imagine opening a giant chain of retail store called Dicks. DICKS.

Dicks.

Could someone break down:
Bonds as an indicator
DXY as an indicator

Finally got to boughted a little bit of
BOIL
O
I
L
to start a new proper seed. I will add more the more it droops.

2 year notes at 5.035% offer the best risk/reward of any asset right now:
>inflation resurgence
The coupon payments make up for any loss in the value of the note. Duration is low enough and yields high enough that you can't lose money
>deflation
You get the coupon payments and the note increases in value as yields go down

>>55909054
We bullish until about 5pm tomorrow. Then the century of the bear begins.

UNG is looking slurpable again

Massive bull flag on CSCO monthly

>>55909093
>still above my DCA
not slurping yet

Ahem.. May I divert your attention to the RSI double bottom on the NVDA 10 minute graph gentlemen?

>>55909071
Bonds- If the rate goes low then those bonds aren't competitive (They could just put it in spy and get 7-9%), If you are a big dick and you've bought bonds in 2019, you got fucked since then you've probably took a shitty deal to get some liquidity.

DXY- Goes up- Money is valuable: You can buy more stuff with the same amount of dollar (dxy)
Goes down- Money is less valuable, Takes more if it to buy what you could have if it hadn't have dipped.

bears are so desperate they are celebrating the s&p being up only .11%

>>55909110
What's your average?

>>55909075
Im only doing 4 weeks right now because they keep raising rates but im going to start getting 2 and 5 years by end of year.

>>55909043
no, bitch.

>QQQ double tops into retardpump
I fell for it last time but this time I took profits on time
fucking jew ass market

>>55909113
>55909113
Yeah, look at the 10 min RSI of yesterday and how it was in the red for the whole day.

>>55909093
>1x non-leveraged

>>55909075
Retard $bil is the easiest shit on the planet same gain. When they cutting? Oh yeah, higher for longer.

Nvax is going up nicely. My stocks are almost back in the green

>>55909127
fugg he's cute

https://youtu.be/7RR_eRAyfGQ

>>55909142
I've got SOXL in my portfolio, that's enough leveraged nonsense for me

>>55909000
Niggers are worse than nukes

>>55909126
>but im going to start getting 2 and 5 years by end of year
Be careful, it could be too late by then. The 2 year over 5% is attractive
>>55909146
>$bil is the easiest shit on the planet same gain
With the ETF expense ratio in mind the yield difference between bills and 2 year notes isn't much. I'd rather lock in 5%+ for 2 years. If yields go a bit higher I won't lose much because of the duration, and if yields go lower I can sell my notes for a nice gain

I hate this nvda market.

>>55909044
Yes.

>>55909157
>Locksneed & Shartin’
Thanks but no than thanks, I’m a GENERAL DYNAMICS kinda man.

>>55909114
>>55909071

So using it as an indicator
:

DXY example

If you thought this looked "Toppy" you may start to average in some longs on your favorite stock(s) or indices, because when it dips money is literally worth less so it takes more monies to equal the value you had the previous day, week, etc.
I generally only play 1-3 tickers (FDs) because I don't like exposure on my fdport.

Inversely if it looked bullish (dxy) you'd know things are going to dip because it will take more monies (dxy) to purchase things.

Be advised I'm a retard and you read this at your own peril.

>>55909172
That is dangerous goomblin' shit right there, son, dangerous goomblin' shit.

>>55909150
That's actually a woman. Anya Olsen

Is it ogre bullbro's?

>>55906763
I am not vaxxed, she is vaxxed
>>55906747
Her grandma loves me, but she lives in AZ and we live in WA.
My grandma likes her but does not think she is good enough for me.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

you think TAN will hit its covid lows? The chart looks like complete shit

4450 target for JACKSON'S HOLE

>>55909205
you need to talk to her about doing more. if she isnt willing to change then she isnt going to be a good spouse. (same goes for you on whatever you have to work on)

WHERE TF MY BOND LORDS AT?!?!?!?!?!
>>55909199
>That's actually a woman.
THESE are women, anon. You posted a biological male.

>>55909223
20y is going to 6, cope.

>>55909219
Fuck em right in the bussy

>>55909181
imagine if their earnings are good and we reverse the current stock downtrend on sentiment alone in spite of macro, fed and anything even resembling fundamentals?
what's the difference between the current state of the stock market and just trading crypto memecoins that are just directly or indirectly pegged to bitcoin?

>>55909223
>THESE are women, anon.
Yeah, I’m thinking based.

>>55909205
>I am not vaxxed, she is vaxxed
you might want to take that into account.

>>55909223
Oh no, a /fit webm poster

>>55909223
Treasury bond chads will inherit the earth. Major bank failure this year

>>55909205
>she’s vaxxed
Into the trash it goes.

>>55909223
good lord please tell me the name of the blonde i need something to do with my hands while the stocks crab

I have little sympathy for millennials but with interest rates and housing supply as it is Boomers literally shivved them in the crib so they could buy more golf equipment in their 70s.

>>55909205
>she is vaxxed

find a new one

>>55909177
checked.

its ogre.

>>55909271
>more golf equipment
mine just proceeded to buy more houses with the increasing rent prices.

>>55909180
>Be careful, it could be too late by then. The 2 year over 5% is attractive
Yeah, im playing chicken with the fed. Thats why ill probably just start now and if i get 5% 2 year and almost 5% on 5 year ill be happy. I wanted the 30 year at 5% and its almost there. May just start buying it anyway. Pretty sure theyll lower rates again by 2026 Q1 and back to money print for next several decades of my investing life.

>>55909233
NVDA will save America

>>55909290
GAPING

>>55909300
lol, you actually think there's hope for the future of this country. that's really fucking cute kiddo.

MULN bros...

>>55909267
L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

Think fast

>>55909205
just remember. there is no easy solution to the vax problem.
I guarantee, you will have a hard time to find unvaxxed women.
but it might be better than getting shed on or having a spike proteined baby.

>>55909300
NVDA needs to die so that this market can crash. That’s the only thing that will save America.

>>55909187
KNEEL https://youtu.be/aLHkwiB5ZNk

>>55909233
The earnings have to be good, that's priced in. We are at 245 p/e. They need to beat and strong guidance to sustain the current price alone.

>>55909205
besides, your grandma probably knows.

>>55909310
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>55909309
it's not porn?????

>>55909309
she's the perfect physique

>>55909317
>Not being fully decked out in Lockheed Martin drip
It's like you don't want to be a part of the fuckin moon mission, anon.

>>55909309
>DUKA NUKEEMA

>>55909342
honestly i would rock that shit

Nah nah nah. We ain't gonna act like a bunch of niggas and throw money at puts and calls. "Bobo" this "Mumu" that, leveraging everything. You all going to start acting like grownass men and assess the liquidation values, enterprise values, business cycles. Your gains aint mean shit if you just blow it all up in a trade.

>>55909342
I want SOXL drip

>>55909315
Why do you hate America so much?

Let's pump it up QQQ

>>55909370
amen
too many degenerates here

>nobody on /smg/ has bought CSCO as a result of my shilling
Being rich is nice but what’s the point if you’re still all alone?

>>55909373

>>55909405
It... doesn't look very profitable to me. Are you holding it or making spreads?

PYPLchads, we're back

*dares you to put a trade on*

>>55909000
This is almost certainly a canary in the coalmine right? I don't know what for yet, or what the outcomes will be, but I'd expect many big box retailers to start spouting out muh theft, whether it's genuinely hurting their business or they just use it as a cover for less revenue

Market won't move until NVDA says so.

>>55909416
Holding

>>55909000
long pool supply and ski equipment.

>>55909297
>mine just proceeded to buy more houses with the increasing rent prices.
I mean that is how Boomers are twisting the shiv. Cashchads are generational carpetbaggers.
All that rent goes into golf. That is just how it works with Boomers. Like how Tech salaries always end up in urban slumlord bank accounts ultimately. Which also pays for golf.

>>55909439
dont they have too much transparency to just write it off as theft if there its not the reason for decline?

>>55909205
You're going to be raising her at the same time that you're dating her, just keep that in mind. One or two of those things is somewhat overlookable, anything more than that and it shows that her dad was a failure and that you'll have to play that role. Which means she'll rebel against you like she would her dad, which means she'll probably do something stupid like cheat or buy something expensive to le get back at you. Not worth it IMO, find a girl from a humble background that had to take care of others when they were younger, dating someone like that is 10000x easier than dating some normie "college educated" white girl who never had to do a damn thing in her life

Mumu!
Your fantasies can't ever be quenched, can they?
When will you learn, when will you learn, that your actions have consequences!

Damn i was actually thinking of buying a bottle from Lockheed Martin but you can only buy 48 of them minimum

>>55909510
Green id 4 threads in a row surely i wont lose all my money

Crab Day

>>55909499
I got greedy and didn't sell this morning.
It seems my bussy is yours for today bobo

Worst.
Market.
Ever.

when i dip
you dip
we dip

>People thought we would be bullish forever.

My credit union just offered to loan me money for stocks.
This is the top.

What does everyone think of this ETF portfolio with tilt to value and small cap?

VWRL - Global Market - 50%
IWVL - Developed Market Value - 26%
EMVL - Emerging Market Value - 4%
USSC - US Small Cap Value - 20%

Changes relative to 100% VWRL
20% small cap tilt
50% value tilt

Region breakdown would be
58% US
33% Developed Market
9% Emerging Market

>>55909127
Anya Olsen

>>55909583
small cap will underperform forever in a high interest rate environment.

Singles and line goes up again

>>55909223
I'm slowly exiting index funds and putting everything into bond ETFs. As soon as interest rates start dropping again it is guaranteed profit, or even if the economy crashes my money will be safer than in cash or stocks regardless. This is a perfect time to transition to bonds, it's a win-win scenario whether the market crashes or not.

What happened to AMD?

>>55909119
$6.50

>>55909633
It's on SOXX with Nvidia.

>>55909608
Maybe growth shit will moon forever and Jensen will build bases on the moon. But I like to take a contrarian stand. Global mcap is just too heavily weighted to growth tech shit.

>>55909633
checked.
big boys are spread trading going long nvidia and hedging it with amd.
because why not?

>>55909633
I corrected it.

Market has been sliding down for the past month, why aren't more people concerned about this at all? Look at QQQ/SPY the past month, compare it to the year chart

I wonder if people are just anxiously holding, we should be getting near most people's entry cost basis - thats when we really dump I presume - Thoughts?

time to buy SOXL?

>>55909646
So is INTC

I have opened a bullish position on NVDA

>>55909655
Recent news out of China hints the US will remain the global economic hegemon.

>>55909655
>bull trap
>return to normal
>fear [we are inches above here]
>capitulation
>despair
if we fall to 4200, we would be in the thick of fear

>>55908957
I was looking at biontech this weekend and thinking it's a good time to buy given the valuations. Then I forgot to buy at open yesterday and now it's exploding

Bought some NVDA. See you at ATHs again tomorrow.

>>55909671
Lol. Recent news out of China is that we are going into a massive global recession. If China is the exporter, and China's exports are falling 10% every month, what do you think is happening to other nations imports?
In past years, Chinese growth, Chinese demand, Chinese economy has pulled the rest of the world out of economic stagnation or recession(s)
Why do you think we rallied at the beginning of 2023?? Expectations of China reopening and ending zero covid policy.
Now we are getting the exact opposite. China will drag down the whole world - EU is already in a recession, China now too
>Oh, but the US will be totally unscathed!! Invest in US equities!!
Lol. Retard. We are going into a hard, global recession

What if NVDA misses?

>>55909701
I don't think Saudi Arabia would let that happen.

>>55909320
NVDA has 10x'd in under 5 years.

>>55909709
Oh my bird booba god

>>55909699
75 percent of my folio is in ig bonds. I welcome a recession. If interest rates go down hard, I'll be up 10 percent on all my portfolio

>>55909701
literally impossible. ignore the faggot doomsayers.

>>55909709
She can handle my staff weapon, if you know what I mean

>>55909709

Death has arrived.

Go cheaper SPY, I want to scoop up more.

>>55909701
I'd lol irl

Time for the lunchtime boomer slurp squad to come out and slurp away

>>55909701
They won't miss revenue / EPS (probably) - they'll be within very tight range of both
What they will miss, and what market currently doesn't understand (fully) is that these orders are an anomaly, they are centered around several Chinese tech companies who placed these large billion $ orders so that they could still get NVDA chips before they are banned by the US government from doing so
It's not "Oh, we'll keep selling this number of chips every quarter, to Chinese buyers!"
It's "This was a one time thing, they ordered as much as they possibly could, so that the government would be less likely to fuck the order up, and thus fuck up NVDa finances"
future guidance will reflect this, and the stock will fall sharply - it may not be immediate, good chances that they keep it as flat as possible to rake in as much premium - sky high IV, they've been selling straddles like hotcakes
but over the next quarter, it will pull back, as this information will be digested

please fucking stop dumping I don't wanna go back to waggie

we're not even dumping that hard

>>55909783
Get fucked, wag that tail faster waggie

>>55909798
who makes these? who has the time?

>>55909794
November rate hike chance above 50%. We will dump, dump and then dump some fucking more.

>>55909779
Yup, they will increase eps 44.6% & revenue by 35.17%, just as the predictions say.

>how it feels to own soxs today

this market TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES!

>>55909827
>>55909829

the degenerates are here

Is it over or are we back?

>>55909827
>>55909829
lol

>>55909794
What's important is the conditioning being done. The 5 or 10 people who control the market know psychology and they know how to play the charts to generate emotion and states of mind the same way a musician knows how to play their instrument. The market is currently being used as an apparatus to generate despair and hopelessness. This is done typically in advance of a massive dump to maximize the value on short positions. Trap people at 25, dump it to 20, bring it up to 23, dump it to 19, pump it to 23.01, dump it to 18.50, pump it to 23.40, dump it to 10 and hold it there until the screams fade, then start buying and do the same thing in reverse.

>>55909827
Weird, I own SOXL and feel the same way

>>55909271
The real spark of the civil war will be over housing

OK, you guys can stop FUCKING selling now.

Where’s the EBET shill?

>>55909838

>>55909867
Mumbai or Calcutta

Where is the slurp squad??? Nvda is going to 600* slurp up bros

>>55909699
This would be true in the past, but it is less the case with de globalization broadly and dechinafication of supply chains.

>>55909384
What's to like? They tore down everything that made it great.

>>55909779
I thought NVIDIA explained that already, which I thought was commendable of them. Is the market just being retarded as per usual?

>>55909893
>dechinafication

>>55909180
>tfw im in ltpz

>>55909858
It will be over the half million orcs our government is importing each month in defiance of its own fucking laws. Nixon never had it so good.

My lil SENS is clinging desperately to .50. I sold a bunch of .50 puts a while back and I really hope they don't get exercised. I don't want anymore of this bullshit stock.

I don't know how to trade options and I refuse to watch videos or read to learn how

>>55909043
Short both.

are any brokerages safe? what happens if schwab collapses?

>>55909955
Your stonks get transferred to another broker

>indices flat
>bobo and pink wojack posting

I hate this place so god damn much

>>55909671
>Evergrande files for bankruptcy friday
>VXUS pumps in anticipation of Nvidia earnings
Literal clown market

>>55909942
How you gonna figure it out bro

>>55909908
>Is the market just being retarded as per usual?
Yes. And within /smg/, before I posted this information over the last few days, literally maybe one handful of people here (out of hundreds) were aware of it, prior to me posting about it

looks like bears and megacaps are in control today?

>>55909966
I'm not

>>55909942
You're better off.

>>55909955
I dunno what happens to your cash -- I have no idea of money market accounts are FDIC insured -- but you *own* those freaking stocks. I presume they'd revert back to the company in your name.

There's a skeleton in the closet. And it's about to rape the sleeping unconscious bodies of thousands of naive retail investors (generally boomers tbhonest) at night.

That skeleton is called TTOO.

The type of rape TTOO will exact upon retail baggies is a massive equity offering.

>>55909875
kek

>Accidentally doubled my Nvidia x5 short when I was about to sell.
>made €500
Nerve wrecking easy money

>>55909955
you're protected from brokerage failure, also ETF company failure, watch out for ETNs though, those have counterparty risk

>>55909942
My grandpa died before I was born. Never knew the guy. One of my family members told me he was the smartest investor he ever knew. I asked what was his strategy. His reply was that my grandpa always bought shares. Market is up? Bought it. Market was down? Bought it. So now I follow suit, buying and holding, making Gramps proud.

can I play this game and just go "fuck all asshole" to these cunts

>>55910020
Averaging in over the long term is always smart.

Why is TGT doing so badly? Theft, boycotts?

If I have, say, 50k in a brokerage account, how much can I realistically hope to make selling covered calls in one year? I'm trying to decide whether I want to pursue that or not.

>>55909997
Explain.

>>55910026
WTF are you talking about.

>>55909965
>Sino-Russian economic opposition collapses overnight
>international stocks (majority being Euro-American) rally
wow what a surprise

Russia and China wiping out is great for the post-COVID western economy because the global economic integration pre-COVID is long gone, they are now direct economic competition and them failing is positive for western market dominance. You need to start viewing things through a new Cold War lens.

>>55910029
niggers and faggots

>>55910036
>WTF are you talking about.
wrong thread
>>55910020
thats called dollar cost averaging and it works for almost all casses 99% of the time

>>55910035
That's gambling. You want to gamble, go to fucking Reno.

>>55910029
Both. Retail was fucked from the get go but trying to rape your remaining customers children isnt going to help lol.

>>55910029
>Theft
This. Dicks just said they had a ton of theft and giga dumped on it. So every retail gonna follow the dump.

PUTS OR CALLS BOYS?

WHAT WE DOING

>>55910029
I went recently and I think in some departments there were more items locked behind glass than not. I can see doing that in some locations, but I live in a very nice suburb with little to no crime. Maybe criminals are coming all the way out here to loot my local TGT, but I haven't heard about it. I won't go back there to buy that kind of stuff, because I don't want to have to deal with employees to buy detergent. I can still grab detergent off the shelf myself at KR.
>>55910027
Unless you average into stupid shit

>>55910029
the first catalyst was the 'go woke' gay campaign, that put a serious dent in their sales, where the first time in decades (I think) that their numbers went down
the next biggest thing is the distribution of wealth/income, and the impacts of inflation on these groups
the poorest of poor, have actually been doing okay relatively speaking, as the pay increases for the poor have been outpacing inflation, where the poor are getting richer (relatively speaking) in this environment - however, the poor doesn't shop at Target, they shop at Walmart
whereas Target, that demographic, the middle class, upper middle class, has been getting raped - their wage growth has not kept pace with inflation, these jobs are getting cut more often (right now at least) - they are getting squeezed by inflation; they are hurting, and can spend less at Target
the last thing, is the complete breakdown of law enforcement, especially in the state of California (which makes up the largest # of Target locations) where California has literally decriminalized stealing, where there are full criminal gangs coming in broad daylight to steal every single day, and law enforcement does absolutely nothing, literally nothing, so it keeps increasing, every day

>>55910036
TTOO has $40.6 million of debt payable by Dec. 30, 2024, and significant funding requirements generated by its four devices in development. The average medical device costs $54 million to develop. Even if TTOO manages to develop its devices for much less, its cash on hand of $16.1 million could make it an uphill battle to scale production. Therefore, they need to sell equity to raise capital.

What's causing my laptop keyboard to keep crashing? Fuck.

>>55910035
JEPI pays ~10%, so around that much. but you'll limit your gains in the best years, and still lose during the bad years. just buy and hold, you'll do better in the long run

>>55910049
Reno is a shithole. I'll stick to the scratchers at my local convenience stores, thank you very much.

>>55910089
Sound like it's overheating. Open it up and blast all the crap out of there with canned air.

>>55910035
just buy VTI/VXUS or bonds

How do I convince my friend not to buy AMC? His main argument is "it can't go any lower" and "it must go up".

>>55910114
let him learn the hard way

>>55910114
Try to explain the concept of reverse splits. Draw him a picture if you have to. If that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do

>>55910094
That's a pity. It used to be kind of nice. Then again, so did San Francisco.

>>55910076
And so one penny stock imperils all of Western civilization somehow?

>>55910114
your friend is correct

>>55910141
Because I see a lot of chuddy white people on Twitter and Yahoo Message Boards (the literal bastion of white chuddy retail tards) buying TTOO and pumping that garbage.

Got $12k to spend, give me a stock to buy.

>>55910114
show him bbby or gme lmao

>>55910168
MSFT dip

>>55910168
SOXL, TQQQ, INTC, NVDL

>>55910114
Hes a lost cause. Only argument for it going up is wsb may get enough fools to take the bait and pump it, but I very much doubt it.

spy 0dte calls rn if you like money

imagine if we all redeemed our cash from our brokers right now lol and they had to come up with the cash to give to us lol wouldnt that be funny haha

>>55910170
I'm buying some just because of the big tiddie anime girl. My entire portfolio will be based on anime tiddie recommendations.

>>55910090
>JEPI pays ~10%
Jepi is down to like 6% now bro. High risk to get a 50 bps advantage over t bills.

>>55910168
Advanced 1DTE option spreads on QQQ and that will be worth $16,800 or more by tomorrow

>>55910192
>My entire portfolio will be based on anime tiddie recommendation
Conservative normative stock broker valuation strategy

There are people who bought NVDA this morning for $480 a share. That's how hitler got into power

>>55910220
buying or selling

>>55910168
John Deere. KLA TEncor. Broadcom. Don't gamble. Invest and hang onto it.

>>55910168
SGOV MCD LMT

>>55910253
Did John Deere lose the right to repair lawsuit?

>>55910249
I'm usually a beartard about these large cap momentum stocks that are incredibly overvalued but it has been funny seeing NVDA bears getting rekt aggressively over and over. Talking about guys like Michael Gayed who has called the top on NVDA 15 times in 5 months

penny stock bros.... its over

https://www.ebay.com/itm/126056120718

This card is so sexy bros

BOUGHTED
MOAR
BOIL
O
I
L
Not a *whole lot*, but a much nicer starting seed and ready to buy even MOAR if it further DROOPARINOS. It is in some breddy gud SLURP RANGE at the moment, in the $60s, but don't go in too heavy, is my advice and action.

>>55910180
We get like 4 of these posts every day but they're usually 1PBTID. Not you. 2PBTID. You seem like a real person. Not a bot. A real human bean.

Tell me. Why do you post things like this.

>>55910253
john deere should be purged from the market.
fucking gangsters screwing over farmers.

>>55910257
certainly hope so

>>55910054
Yeah, jeez, DKS is having an extremely bad day.
Investors still love WMT, even though it's also dealing with a lot of theft: P/E ratio of 30, price generally increasing the last few years.

>>55910067
Ah yeah, I've heard Tide detergent is a classic target of shoplifters who want to resell. I wonder how Kroger is able to keep it unlocked.

>>55910072
This is very interesting. Perhaps this is part of why WMT is doing so well even though "the retail industry is shaky". Wal-Mart has a lower-income customer base whose spending is increasing because their typical jobs have been paying better -- and I'm sure stimulus payments had a big impact too. Middle-class people were already buying a lot and a few thousand dollars from the government didn't make much of a difference.

hecki'n correction now over we need to correct more before rally!

me having boomer goth period. perhaps i should dye my hair red!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyDPmo2foCs

>>55910286
>DKS
>lays off 10% of corporate staff
Oof just saw that. Didnt know that too. Pretty interesting to see how retail theft does in fact affect things unlike the antiwork crowds protestations. Bet all those people laid off are going to vote law and order candidates.

>>55910286
>I wonder how Kroger is able to keep it unlocked.
Well, my local KR is much smaller than my local TGT, and the detergents are kept right near the cashiers where they're visible. They also recently installed some kind of automated one-way gate system at the entrances so if you want to exit, you have to go through the cashiers. It's not difficult to circumvent it, but apparently it's enough. They haven't hired any big security guards or anything, so idk
They do lock up razor blades, but they're in litle plastic boxes, not behind glass, and that's been standard for years now.

>>55910311
are you one of those fags that think house prices dropping 5% for a month means that homes are now affordable and worth their price?

>The fucking order book for the past half hour
Fuck this schizo market what do I even trade

None of this makes sense

>>55910277
Nothing is stopping farmers who want to be niggers from buying some other, inferior tractors, salty /g/ faggot.

>>55910016
protected how? aren't cash deposits not FDIC insured?

>>55910252
2 buys 2 sells, per spread

>$NVDA: KeyBanc Raises Price Target to $620 from $550
>$NVDA: CFRA Raises Price Target to $500 from $480
>$NVDA: Rosenblatt Raises Price Target to $800 from $600
>$NVDA: HSBC Raises Price Target to $780 from $600
HECKIN BULLISH BUY BUY BUY THE F*CKING DIP

I'd like to see statistics on the impact of locking up products on sales, because I know that I for one refuse to buy something if I have to wait for a wagie to come unlock it
I also stopped shopping at my KR store (Fred Meyer) because they started checking receipts at the door

>>55910333
kys,

>>55910333
you are literally a worthless nigger with stupid opinions

>>55910320
I feel like the whole issue with the big box stores is you can just grab whatever and walk out the door with no one saying anything to you because of their corporate policies. Something like you described is probably enough to curtail most of it

>>55910347

>>55910040
You’re missing one demographic here behind it all, but that’s it on a surface level.

>>55910335
>brokerages
>FDIC insured
it's not a bank account, you are risking your money in the market.

how wide and deep is this jackson hole?

>>55910277
>john deere should be purged from the market.
>fucking gangsters screwing over farmers.
wat

>>55910326
nono but sp500 need to correct littlebit more to be complete. it cannot rally yet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhRTLF6A2AQ

>>55910351
Good point. We consumers hate shoplifters getting stuff for free without consequences while we pay. But we also hate anti-shoplifting measures.

>>55910192
Attached the gigachad for you.

I realized something today.
The safest way to play these earnings is to wait a day. No matter which way you cut it you've got about a 50-75% chance of a dump.
A day or two after earnings? 100% chance of a dump.
Timing might be everything here. Don't bet on a "maybe".

ALL GAPS GET FILLED!
>ALL GAPS GET FILLED!
ALL GAPS GET FILLED!
>ALL GAPS GET FILLED!
ALL GAPS GET FILLED!
>ALL GAPS GET FILLED!

>>55910335
In the US there's the Securities Investor Protection Corporation.

>>55910347
>chink and kike bankers raising price targets on a meme company thats selling chatbot hardware to tranny tech companies

what could possibly go wrong in this situation?

>>55910347
>>$NVDA: KeyBanc Raises Price Target to $620 from $550
>>$NVDA: CFRA Raises Price Target to $500 from $480
>>$NVDA: Rosenblatt Raises Price Target to $800 from $600
>>$NVDA: HSBC Raises Price Target to $780 from $600
>HECKIN BULLISH BUY BUY BUY THE F*CKING DIP

>>55910351
>>55910364
>>55910394
I went to a giant regional flea market over the weekend and it was basically an active crime scene of stolen big box and grocery store goods... I can't hate the players but I hate the game.

>>55910354
>>55910361
Go eat a bag of rms toe cheese and dilate, fags.

YO 10 MIN RSI NVIDIA GUY, DID YOU BOUGHTED?

>>55910377
I went to Jackson Hole recently and its the most LARPy thing ever. Mind you I went with my techbro office from San Francisco and we were the exact clientele Jackson hole is catered to.

The entire place is a Cowboy LARP. The bars are literally called things like "Cowboy Tavern" and it's all very on the nose. They have bartenders wearing cowboy boots with exotic design patterns. But it's like upscale cowboy. It's like everything in parts of Jackson Hole is designed for fags from the city who want to feel like they're getting a rustic experience but don't want to actually feel like a blue collar dirty poor so everything is massively sterilized.

>>55910347
>>55910431
Put all 100% of your portfolio on NVDA naked calls
I dare you

Anyone else buying lots of index funds today? Things are on sale.

>go ask the /gme/ thread what their plan is since its down 25% in a month
>"you stupid rjish indian!"

>>55910458
>buy the -0.25% dip bro

>>55910383
farm worker here, asked in both places where I work what they think of john deer.
basically, they work but if they dont, you're fucked.
way too expensive to repair, you basically get fucked by john deer.
here, i've seen lamborghinis, renaults.
its like, why would you get something that is twice as expensive, has a fucked up customer servicing model?

because you are knee deep in debt and you were retarded to buy them. too prohibitive to get rid of them because no one wants them aftermarket as well.

>>55910407
Lol. Babby's first earnings epiphany.
Google "3 day rule stock market"
https://www.benzinga.com/money/what-is-the-3-day-rule-in-stock-trading

CHAT GBT !!!!! NVIDIA PRICE TARGET $2000!!!

>>55910447
Going to Jackson Hole in the summer is fake and gay. The only reason to go to Jackson Hole is for snowboarding/skiing in the winter.

Speaking of money, an opportunity arose a few mins ago to do with coins, and I used it to explain to my gf why all coins have ridges, so the Jews couldnt keep clipping them with that machine they used to scrape and steal fractions of each coin in circulation they touched.

She likes history, now she knows a little bit more. It's good to learn something new everyday, even if you are a girl

Yeah I'm thinkin' we're back

>>55910467
So it's like the Mercedes-Benz of farm equipment?

>financial feminist
>grls that invest
ok someone recommend some podcasts or whatever that aren't spotify bollocks

>>55910439
Do you remember that flea market from, say, 10 years ago? Was it not always like that?

>>55910479
Now tell her why usury is against moral and religious obligations

>>55910441
you are just projecting, go home.

what the best site to look updated indexes weighting for
spx
ndx
sox

$NVDA: /Smg/ Raises Price Target to $2,000 from $800

>>55910475
I went in the Spring and it was beautiful. I wouldn't go snowboarding or skiing because I know two people from my high school that are actively paralyzed from skiing accidents but I imagine it's gorgeous.

Grand Tetons are definitely the most beautiful mountain range in the USA. I've been to Alaska and Denali + Chugach were meh view-wise.

I remember getting so many SNES games at the flea market
Now it's just Mexican shit

>>55910488
>flea market
>new/unused items
uhh....

bought a bunch of SOXL calls

>>55910502
>Grand Tetons
>let's call our mountains "big nipples"
Do Americans really?

>>55910472
>conjecture
Didn't ask.

NVDA will probably pump after hours.

>>55910508
Ehat are you anticipating

>>55909000
>businesses GO WOKE
>push for laws and politicians who fuck up their bottom line
>support the destabilization of society
>GO BROKE
Based cycle.

>>55910458
I dunno, is 4400 really "on sale" for the S&P? It was 4600 recently, sure, but yields are getting high it still doesn't seem cheap.

what was the reason for yesterday's pump?

>when you suspect the divident EFT you've invested in is just a ponzi

>>55910512
The whole reason Grand Tetons are beautiful is because they have this very convex shape at some points like nipples, and they are starkly raised compared to the ground around them.

>>55910530
Many such cases.

>>55910507
Heh, right, I guess the locals wouldn't have called it that...

>>55910514
Your idea is literally an idea that has existed for 100 years. Lol.
You are acting like it's this grand epiphany, to wait days to buy a stock after earnings, to wait to buy after a stock falls.
This idea has existed for literally more than 100 years, to the point that there is a "rule" named after it, the 3 day rule

>>55909028
I am sitting here hoping for the golden memestock that quintuples my folio in a day or two meanwhile some dumb fuck had a 5x on the table and he said "let it ride" and saw his money go to zero.

And it took him literally 2 years to figure out that yoloing, what I assume, was at least 50k into AMC and watching it go to zero was a bad idea.

send BTC for my hemorrhoids:

bc1qatff2tdvmq8wx440fth22v43e0queyszgqu8fd

>>55910539
>muh dividend
That just means you hate profitable businesses, like taxes and are investing in doomed sectors like oil.

>>55910491
>Hahaha yes goy, only us jews are allowed to issue loans and collect intrest, if you do it it's sin
>now give us ownership over the entire European banking system
>don't worry goy, we'll fund all your wars

>>55910502
You don't like the smokie mountains?

>>55910512
It was named by french explorers because they looked like large breasts on a woman lying down.

>>55910558
S&S ISA means no tax

>>55910532
4000 is on sale, bulls will get trapped by the pump into friday which will violently and horribly invert. After hours pump today will 'confirm' to them that the market is still freaky fresh and bears are just bearish. Then things will go wrong and get wronger all the way to september 11th when the market will pump for no reason.

>>55910458
I'm saving the heavy duty slurping for September

>>55910568
Americans can't suffer.

>>55910485
https://www.marketplace.org/2023/01/09/john-deere-memorandum-farmers-right-to-repair/

the concessions include access to MANUALS and the possibility to buy diagnostics tools.
you basically need to be a computer technician to repair them.
there is nothing more gay than that.

>>55910570
How know?

>>55910564
The Smoky Mountains have an aesthetic that is a dime a dozen on the Western half of the USA. Everywhere from Montana to Utah to California to Washington has better mountains than the Smoky Mountains.

Last week I saw a fat woman at the wegman's yelling at her husband in front of their two daughters. He was a tall man, like 6 foot 2, and looked like 20 years ago he was probably a chad or chadlike. But his balding head and drooping face betrayed a man who feel for the marriage meme, hitched himself to a hot roastie who then got fat and cunty once she no longer had to try.

So this shitty memestock perma pumps when im not in, crabs when i buy puts and immediately drops 5 dollars when i sell and swap to calls

Holy shit my NVDA puts are saving my portfolio. I changed my mind baggie is BASED

>>55910488
>>55910507
I hadn't been in a long time but from what I can remember they used to be much more discrete about it but they absolutely dgaf anymore.
>>55910504
There was so many Mexicans I felt like I was in a market in Juarez. There was definitely 4/5 Mexican ratio to anyone else and I'm in the southeast, 1000% I'm going to start learning Spanish now.

>>55910589
The blood sacrifice reveals it to me through the moonlight of the last day of midsummer.

>>55910594
couldn't be me. i didn't pull the hottest chick but she has aged way better than her contemporaries after 12 years married

>>55910588
So it is like Mercedes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIM4uO2acDg

>>55910588
Sounds like a good market for computer technicians to get into.

>>55910497
Bullish

>>55909018
Pharma crash as soon as Neuralink starts replacing drugs.

>>55910608
So when this week is a good time to go short, besides this morning, (which I already did but already cashed out)?

>>55910492
Stay mad, no caps nigger tractor lover.

>>55910597
Okay time to pump NVDA

>>55909018
What Pfizer and MRNA gonna do?

>>55910614
i wouldnt know that, sorry.

besides, apparently, Deere are still failing to deliver on the promises of providing tools and information.
criminals, thats what they are.

>>55910614
This is exactly why you don't buy used luxury vehicles and only buy/lease them new before they start having issues.

>>55910614
the fucking break pads made me kek.
criminals...

NEXT
>>55907321
>>55907321
>>55907321
>>55907321

>>55910714
shoo boomer

>>55910714
Kek

>>55910714
/smg/, whatever its flaws, has at least moved past the 19th century

>>55910714
Not falling for that shit again. Silver baggies are almost as bad as GME baggies

>>55910512
>never heard of twin peaks

>>55909199

>>55910614
what about the 90's mercedes models?

>>55910714

>>55910539
>investing in an eft with aristocrats in the name
i mean really

>>55910580
>I'm saving the heavy duty slurping for September
Very interesting chart. I like this. Thank you for sharing.

>>55910602
You should have called the fucking cops and the ATF both, you moron.

>>55910788
Checked and you're welcome fren

>>55910659
shalom

is one of you useless faggots gonna bake or what

>>55910854

>>55909028
>friend of mine put his life savings into amc from $10 all the way up to $50
What's the problem? he didn't sell at $50?

>>55910908
>>55910908
>>55910908