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>> No.55904190

>>55904159
>Sam Bitman

So Jews are already naming themselves after cryptocurrency now? What’s next? Etherstein?

>> No.55904197
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>joins your team
>"lets hunt some goym!!!"

>> No.55904404

>>55904159
You make some hard choices. Let ke think.
Team Silver and Gold looks like it would be Goldman saying "can I just buy my way out" Silverman looks like he'd say "What do you want me to do I never fought a day in my life. Bankmans going to chase me and pin me down"

Team Reit-House. I suspect Housman will use his signature attack "acts of terrorism" and "allu akbar" Reitman looks like he'd sit there and shit himself whilst acting like daxflame.

Sam stockman might be a good solo he looks like he is saying "I'm the lonewolf.

Cashman looks like he'd defend himself on the beach from some greasy italian trying to run game on his woman. Then lose to said italian in a karate match or something.

Take the bankman and you can pin them all though.

>> No.55904411

Silverman has killed before. You can see it in his eyes.

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55904417

>>55904159
SBF and Altman obviously, the former has such powerful jew-fu he can go on TV obviously high on addy and openly talk about using the money people give him for political donations and get all of his charges dropped, the latter is also extremely powerful with his AI bullshit but really just a bonus

>> No.55904422

>>55904159
Also Altman looks like the type of gay pedo fucker that would hang around a chukee cheese dumpster and look for dirty diapers to eat. Must be reptilian

>> No.55904429

Assemble yourself some friends, fag.

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>>55904429

>> No.55904834

>>55904429
Wow dude, that was uncalled for. You're a real fucking dick, you know that?