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Well this is a new low

>>55902668
Previous
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/55901243/

I’m never going to financially recover from this

Are we going to see SPY 480?

Wow - they pinned it at 4.996% 2 year yield for a good 4 hours straight, then it finally broke out above 5 right near close
they were not able to pin it below 5 at close
interesting!

>>55902668
>cocks
>gay sex

>Unfortunately you are a single person, and the majority will never go along with your dreams.
during the 70s the welsh had an answer to wealthy english city dwellers buying up rural community property to use as a summer home: they burned the properties down

and just like that, we can all pretend to be someone else now.

Should I fomo into EBET? I have no idea what this company does but they caught my attention.

>>55902686
Yes, October 2024.

>>55902688
Bond bulls are powerful.
We start back up tomorrow lapping up fed, chinese, and jap cheapies

>>55902688
I'm more interested in the TIPS

>>55902702
Another year of the great crab. Thank you, market makers, very cool!

>made some chicken curry
>not even a couple hours later experiencing intense gas pains
>violently shitting and diarrhea with farts lasting 5-10 whole seconds

Warning this is EXTREMELY bearish for the near future for stocks. Never has my bowels had this kind of reaction in all my time cooking.

>>55902695
Did it stop the English city folk from buying everything up, though?

>>55902697
prob gonna end like the guy who bought mullen

>>55902696
I think in this thread I will pretend to be a homosexual

>>55902668

>>55902712
Good morning saar

>>55902694
SIGA is an old meme by now anon, I said this thread wasn't baked by gay retards.

What’s this pattern

>>55902712
Sir do not redeem

>>55902712
>Shitty gourmand pajeet posts anime
I knew it

>>55902722
you wouldn't need that

>>55902714
no

>>55902697
>I have no idea what this company does
Go for it, they're only 7 cents a share, how much lower can they go?
Don't forget to post an update on your position here 6 months from now.

>>55902696
Kek

Bond market computer.

seriously though, they need to get taxed,
imagine owning a hotel, you are under all kinds of regulations and taxes.
and then comes some smug faggot and opens a bunch of airbnbs for a fraction.
i'd be more than pissed.

>>55902712
I make channa masala at home pretty often now that I realized Indian cooking is just a ton of Mexican and winter seasonings combined.
Never has it upset my stomach, and I really think it's just that Indian food restaurants must use spoiled food and never wash their hands.

Where my fellow bear ignorers at? Who else bought last week?

I mean normally wouldn't mumu's be celebrating and shitting on bobo's right now? Where are the mumu's? why are they so quiet?

>>55902759
I pray for the STRocaust.

>>55902759
AirBnBs need to be regulated as Hotels
Ubers need to be regulated as Taxis

>>55902745
The majority of van dwellers still come from well-off families. Anyone on the lower end would just put that $45k for a decent mortgage (for that sweet rate of 7%+).

>>55902747
Ok done

>>55902759
question is what form of taxation that doesn't negatively impact the already crushing western housing markets.
imo we're moving into developing world territory and we'll see favelas that governments just ignore within 10 years.

were you guys paying attention to this >>55902530

>>55902759
I'm pretty sure AirBNB existing is solely so they keep real estate prices high and when it actually becomes a crisis and people start chimping about not being able to find somewhere to live within their means AirBNB will disappear somehow either by closing or getting regulated to death all at once. The only places banning it right now are the ones that got fucked the hardest the fastest.

>>55902764
i buy every week (or two)

climate change isn't a hoax. I support climate change and any industry that is helping to spread climate change.

>>55902792
straight up subletting tax. that would include airbnbs, booking.coms and classic subletting.
how many times should you be able to sublet?
as it stands now, you could sublet a sublet. fucking inception style shit. its ridiculous.

>>55902775
in the uk its becoming increasingly common to see absolutely fucked 30+ year old vans and horse boxes shoddily converted into makeshift homes by people who clearly don't have the skills to do so safely and then parked everywhere the police usually arent (whoch is basically everywhere because they only do twitter crimes)

>$NVDA: CFRA Raises Price Target to $500 from $480
the bidding continues

Heheh...surely real estate won't keep appreciating, right?

Surely prices will come down now that we're above 7% right?

RIGHT?!

>>55902797
yeah yeah... chart looks alright.
whats coming up? spill the beans

>>55902792
Taxes just increase prices, they are passed directly onto the consumer, and the consumer these days is a gluttonous pig with no resistance. All AirBnB/Uber and other App companies are doing is skirt around employment laws and regulation. A couple laws and Airbnb would be out of business.

>>55902824
Hopefully all the AirBNB niggers can't service their loans because everyone is too broke to rent for $300/night (plus cleaning fee, laundry mandate, black light inspection fee etc.)

>>55902824
It's got a while to go yet. There's been a couple places up in Canada that banned AirBNB and I think a few smaller towns in the US, but eventually people will get mad enough about it to vote to tax or regulate it to death. It's really not just AirBNB but they make the most immediately noticeable impact, if people really get assmad they'll implement rent controls to fuck over all landlords and not just the ones subletting every room and closet in a house or renting whole homes for vacationers.

>>55902837
if its cheaper to go to a hotel, you'd go to a hotel, problem solved. make it prohibitively expensive. to at least bring it up to hotel prices.
besides, you get treated better at a hotel so it would force airbnbers to actually provide actual service like clean sheets and some orange juice and cookies for breakfast

>>55902792
that's what they want.

>>55902817
>absolutely fucked 30+ year old vans and horse boxes shoddily converted into makeshift homes

>>55902827
You're retarded if you don't have some intel for a variety of reasons. Whether or not to go full retard balls deep in intel is another question, but there would be worse things to bet the farm on.

>>55902797
I noticed it then saw they were doing layoffs. Layoffs are ironically bullish short term but are an obvious hemorrhaging indicator. What's the news before it's news?

>>55902842
the only problem with not being able to pay for your loan, is that in the end, the bank wins.
those fucking banks, they have us by the neck regardless.

>>55902862
yea essentially pikeys but without the large community that surrounds and supports them

>>55902874
Computer chips are a national security concern and intel is moving their foundries to the US so they can make them here, which means hella government subsidies, which means a good looking balance sheet and earnings report, which means line goes up soon.

>>55902872
why would I care about Intel all of the sudden? you said a, then say b.
i am up to my neck in forex positions, i dont give a fuck about intel.

>>55902754
The bond market and bank sectors are doing the tighten for the Fed now, but the Atlanta Fed now has GDP growth at 5.8% for this year

(yes I am getting HEEMed by TLT)

>>55902733
Checked
Got a shoulder to build there

>>55902883
The CHIPS act has been in force for a year and zero funds have been disbursed. None. It's a nothingburger, and will remain so until the chip makers are cudgeled into making some sort of ESB-related concessions I wager, like how many transgender illegal aliens they're going to hire.

>>55902883
is this the USA - Israel singularity finalized?

>>55902887
That's all wishful thinking if everyone has 75%+ unrealized losses.

>>55902895
has anything at all come of all those fiscal stimulus packages? trillions were promised but its rarely mentioned here or really anywhere, and most of you are americans.

cash gang whats the next move?

>>55902860
They should have to pay hotel occupancy taxes like hotels do and they should be regulated like hotels are

>>55902929
Earn -3% YoY like every year

>>55902916
Check the price of NVDA, schizo. $600 EOW.

Chat GBT is gonna change the world. I got all my money and margin in NVDA before the earnings on Thursday. Everyone shorting it doesn’t know shit about AI. I’m a software engineer. It’s goin to the moon.

Can nvda just crash to 410 this week please? I just want a house. Im not even that greedy just let my have a 700sqft house man i just need 50k gains man please just crash to 410 man

>>55902883
exactly this

also

Nvidia is also in need of foundry capability. Guess who can manufacture chips in the good ol US of A?

>>55902947
I thought earnings is on Wednesday, no?

>>55902929
all in on AQB

>>55902947
so, you still get 6 fingers or was it fixed?
can it do precise math yet? (like a normal calculator)

>>55902961
Oh I guess you are right. Doesn’t change the truth about Chat GBT though. Nvidia is the biggest manufacturer of the chips that power Chat GBT. The growth that will happen is bigger than the internet

>>55902953
texas instruments?

>>55902961
He's a bobo larping as a bull, he's purposely being retarded in a pathetic attempt to make bullchads look stupid.

>>55902971
this gives me 2017 crypto vibes.
it was on track to change the world as soon as 2018

>>55902685
Took me right back to 98

>>55902703
cope

>>55902980
Yeah, but we have the technology now to make robots that look exactly like a 27 year old Jennifer Anniston, who will cook, clean, fuck you and build more robots that look like exactly like Jennifer Anniston. With the addition of ai you can make them sound like her too.

>>55902947
>Chat GBT

>>55902980
more if a web2.0 vibe, in that it will be widely adopted and embraced by society but it will make life so bad we'll look back on now as a golden time in comparison

>>55902862
Greatest movie in motion picture history.

>>55902980
crypto is a scam. theres literally nothing you can do with a bitcoin. ive never known anyone who bougt anything with it. I sold all my bitcoins and bought nvidia, they are gonna make chips in america instead of taiwan from the CHIPS act

Another day. Got a letter from the people who manage my 401k; last hike takes effect the 30th of this month. I napped at my desk this afternoon. Bored so I fell asleep.

Uranium Kings........ The Fire Rises

>>55903008
We got a pikey in the thread!
https://youtu.be/7rQiIF9Fun4

>>55902895
It had a ton of riders on it for starters and they also just broke ground on the first foundry here in the US, it'll be a while before they start dispersing funds.

>>55902953

honestly, I bet these guys have something up their sleeves as well.
someone is supressing the price of TXN and loading up on bags before it pops.

>>55902953
Intel got into the discrete GPU market last year so they'd more than likely make their own cards before they made anyone elses. When they get closer to reaching parity I could see Nvidia renting fab space from them.

>>55903041
nah, its probably nothing. intel will win those contracts they have better tech.
texas instruments are more general purpose no? car chips? calculators and microwave ovens?

>>55903009
i bought some weed from silk road back in the day but the potentially personal/financial disastrous hoops you had to jump through to get it compared to just visiting your regular guy and paying cash made it a short lived experiment

Can somebody redpill me on Bidenomics?

>>55903067
Will soon be renamed to "Don't blame us. Trump did this."

>>55903056
They invented the semiconductor but since then have largely stuck with more general purpose stuff. Most people know them for their graphing calculators which are mandatory for SAT testing in the US. It'd be odd if they made some kind of breakthrough that made them a shitload of money but it wouldn't be the first time.
>>55903063
At least you're not the guy that bought a pizza for a few million bitcoin.

>>55903041
but then again, a quick search reveals TI are in on the AI train as well.
price has definitely not reflected that.

TI is in on low-power AI stuff. embedded stuff. car traffic surveillance and shit like that.
it looks undervalued

>>55903067
Everything is shit but thats ok 1 stock will carry the entire western world (NVDA)

And thats why we must short

>>55903085
i know TI are legendary. i would be surprised if they'd miss the AI train.

Honestly shocked NVIDIA - Intel hasn't merged. ATI and AMD did after all. It seemed to work out good for them.

>>55903085
i unironically had like 10 bitcoin left in a wallet when the price was ~$10 and out of boredom ran them through one of those slot machines thinking nothing of it as the whole thing seemed so sketchy. i am not a clever man.

>>55903104
They'd get slapped with an anti-compete lawsuit for having a monopoly and have to break it up. Nvidia and Intel are both market share leaders for every segment they serve products to.

>>55902944
>NVDA earnings are more important than banks and money markets collapsing

>>55903121
Banks collapsing is unironically bullish, Biden and Powell have pledged unlimited bailouts for any banking failures.

>>55903111
But you are a lucky, man. Checked.

>>55903121
>artificial intelligence DID NOT make this info-graphic

>>55903067
The same economics the US has been doing for the last 30 years, or are you a retard who thinks presidents matter

>>55903126
>>55903136
>10% annualized inflation
Printer's broken, baggies. That's another Biden win!

>>55903121
Both produce lies and falsehoods. Promises of worlds beyond our reach.

>>55903147
They're the retard that doesn't know about the secret international bailouts that started in 2019 and aren't disclosed until two full years after the fact, where dear old uncle sam basically bailed out the entire fucking world to the tune of 48 trillion we know of so far.

to be honest, I hate the AI, I couldnt care less about NVIDIA or ChatGBP, even less about Intel or AMD, I believe in human ingenuity and motivation.
I will never get a robot "wife" or let AI control my trading decisions.
no matter how "revolutionary" it is, NVIDIA is literally building up hype for exit liquidity.
and no, I wont short NVIDIA, that would be foolish. I will just ignore it.

>>55903157
10% inflation is fine if my NVDA goes up over 100% per year, only fiat bull losers like yourself would lose money.

>>55903170
>ChatGBP
GPT

>>55903147
of course presidents matter, who else would you blame all the problems on?
if there was no president, we'd just blame it on the jews and you cant have that.

>>55903201
>No, no, no, my team is the good guys and the other team is the bad guys, if only the good guys had been elected everything would be going awesome, but because the bad guys were elected everything is terrible

>>55903201
who would you blame if there were no jews?

>>55903225
The Amish have been getting pretty uppity lately, they'd be a solid pick.

>>55903189
Do you even understand what a money market is? And how bad it's going to be if the Federal Reserve can't intervene to save them because of out of control inflation? There won't even be a stock market left to trade NVDA on.

>>55903215
you get that it was a joke right? or are you an AI?

>>55903192
>better not draw any hands.

>>55903225
Niggers naturally. Then the world would know true harmony

>>55903225
what would there be to blame for?

Either the market is going to end up learning something very important or I am going to end up learning something very important. One of us has to get a little pee in their cereal.

>>55903267

>>55903255
It’s 2023 chud, the fed backstops all yield now with repo facilities, gone are the days of shithole countries buying up all the MMF liquidity and driving yields below fed mandate.

$EBET 250m buyout incoming

I pissed in my own mouth and swallowed. Tickers for this feel?

>>55903331
$FAG

>>55903317
Then how come we had multiple bank failures already this year. Clown.

Made a decent return today with some TSLA calls. Kicking myself for taking early profs
https://youtu.be/4UQFgrJtyB8

>>55903312
i guess i am just tired, the kind of tired that sleep won't fix.

>>55903255
Money markets and bonds are for retarded faggots who don't understand the post 2008 new paradigm QE market. There will never be a point to holding these negative real return assets ever again.

>>55903104
I just now realized this. I used to buy ATI video cards for builds when I was a kid. Wondered what happened to them.

Reminder to adopt a hebraic state of mind to make it in the markets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtIhKQILnM

>>55903369
>meanwhile money is flooding into bonds

>>55903357
A bunch of bets were made that predicated on rates continuing to be nothing, those bets got heemed, it was banks investing their funds under management in stuff that went tits up because of rates that got screwed shuttered and sold off.

>>55903317
>>55903369
That "cash" in your brokerage and in your bank account is held in bonds that are quickly becoming worthless.

2023 Covid lockdown = rate cuts?

Ok so uhhhhhhh do we dump right on open tomorrow, do we retardpump on open then dump after lunch, or do we just retardpump all the way and leave the dump for Wednesday?

>>55903385
There are lots of retarded boomers who still don't understand that bonds died when ZIRP and QE became the standard. These boomers will continue buying assets that return a negative real return.

>>55903389
If anything happens the Fed will print trillions, which will make my tech stocks moon even harder. Regardless of scenario, you lose.

>>55903387
Meaningless babble
The banks went bancrupt because of high rates

>>55903277
Anon with China shitting its pants non-stop I sure hope for your mental health that you're not long

I just used my credit card points to get an AMZN gift card
Please monitor your investments accordingly

surely the market wont just sell off overnight..

>>55903401
Are you trolling or actually retarded? Everything is built on bonds, dumbass, it's the main way of raising equity and it's also how currency is backed to justify creating it for governments. Yes you can largely ignore them when rates are at 0% and money is free and flows like water as a stock trader, but when rates go up and bonds start moving you're an idiot if you don't pay attention. We're no longer in a ZIRP environment, all the money that is created now is very fucking expensive, the debt we have to service with payments is very fucking expensive, it's not changing any time soon and that's going to be priced in whether people want it to be or not. The printer still works but that bitch sure as shit is not free anymore.

>>55903416
wont be much of a lockdown with 1.3 mil for testing

There is no amount of success I can have where I will not feel like a failure.

>futures

>>55903397
They’re going to do it as an excuse to drop rates only with no gibs this time aren’t they? They’re calling a mulligan. I’m not partaking in this charade and I’m getting very fed up.

>>55903410
See >>55903389
They held bonds with assets under management, they got heemed on bonds when rates went up, that is why they went under. Bonds are what everything is built on or relies on for business and the economy, only a complete mouth breather wouldn't at least understand them.

>>55903401
>>55903409
Except you keep ignoring the part where the Fed can't do that anymore because of inflation.

>>55903424
lol get a load of this guy

>>55903397
>>55903408
>>55903416

>>55903397
>>55903408
>>55903416
Oh Goddamn it

Pretty sad state of affairs that I'm having to order cat food online and have it shipped to the house. Store availability is a big fat zero at KR and WMT yet I can order it from WMT online fine and dandy. Might order a big old 40lb thing of litter to. Save me form having to lug it round. (also get the free shipping deal).

>>55902764
>>55903446
Actual fed.

>>55903432
There are dozens of contracts anon

>>55903323
what makes you say that?

>>55903397
rate cuts = bonds crisis bigger than the one caused by rates going up = everything exploding so lolno. Large cities might give a shit and shut things down and screw themselves over in the process but everywhere else just won't care.

Will Zoom stock make a comeback?

>>55903443
>>55903389

Exactly

>>55903457
When the actual schizos show up I know we've bottomed out

>>55903415
We all shit our pants sometimes anon.

>>55903397
>consultants
"Vietnam advisors" 2.0

>>55903397

>>55903446
I'm not saying it's the end of the world and I'm not a permabear doomschizo either. But shit is due for a correction at minimum and bonds are just barely under control after the turbulence earlier in the year.

>>55903477
(((consultants)))

>>55903458
just throwing it out there and no doubt that makes me jewish but wouldn't some degree of testing still be required for very specific environments that would roughly tie in price wise with these frankly pitiful amounts (for the us govt which could shed 10 million like a dead skin cell and not realise)

>>55903459
News was leaked, article was delete. They are merge with Penn Gaming

>>55903472
>dismissive non-replies meant to damage control an ongoing government fuckup
>obviously incorrect filenames
faggot

>>55903492
It's a flu strain. It's going to be endemic moving forward unless the whole world actually shut down for at least a month which nobody can afford, so they're getting ready for it to just keep happening which means they'll need a bunch of PPE and testing kits even if it's nowhere near the scale of the first go around.

>my SOXS got stopped out

breadly reminder

>>55903512
this one for example >>55903466 for the pathology center at a military institution would make sense with no conspiracy needed. i mean you'd want to know what people working there had whether it was covid or the common cold just as basic dd.

as for the coro- flu.

>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/flu-has-disappeared-worldwide-during-the-covid-pandemic1/


>the flu just disappeared.
>literally disappeared by 99+%.
>it must be the masks

>>55903482
>Shit is due for a correction
Bruh did you just miss the 3 weeks of red? This is exactly how you ding dongs were acting last year

>>55903256
Not like human artists can draw hands either

>>55903397
New CDC director.. where have I seen something like this?

>>55903551
That's just normal seasonal fluctuation goyim, take your jab and shut your dirty mouth

>>55903560
even a 5 year old can count to 5.

>>55903569
now thats a proper shnoz right there.

>>55903574
2 YEAR BOND YIELDS >5%
>5%
5%
>5٪
5%!!!

>>55903585
Thats not good. Right?

Riot calls with Jan 2025 expiry retarddd or smart?

>>55903574
Precisely. These modern AI methods/models are only 1 year old. Can't even imagine how insane they'll be in 4 more years.

>>55903529
>Klaus Schwab - Jewish
gtfoh with your misinformation nigger

>>55903557
I think we bounce off the 3900 range at least one more time on SPY, maybe a little lower than that but 3450 at worst. Then back to the line going up bigly.

>>55903029
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
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>>55903357
I was going to type up a whole reply, but basically it’s because regional banks were/are over leveraged on long duration bonds due to 0% reserve requirements which shows in almost every regional balance sheet, unlike GSIB’s which have plenty of cash.

long term being the key factor here, MMF’s are big money because they seek to synthetically increase the money supply via ultra-short and high credit assets. When rates go up banks, insurance co’s, pension funds, and other long term investors are who should be scared. Look at the inverted yield curve, money market funds are doing fucking great right now, they have infinite overnight yield direct from the federal reserve and a ton of cash that wants to escape inflation while equities are down. Money market funds are face fucking the entire market, their assets have lost no value as they are rolling off anywhere from 4-12 weeks of maturity at face value and then are reinvesting it in even higher yields.

>>55903389
You have a god awful understanding of maturity

>>55903609
They already fled short term bonds because of the debt ceiling.

>>55903589
They ticked above 5% while the SM was pumping, quietly, waiting in ambush for the jekyll island meeting
I mean the jack hole meeting, whoops

>>55903601
how about the rest?

>>55903505
Screens? or Date?
Looking for some hopium here anon

ive been watching videos of people buying old homes in different countries and renovating them.

im looking up 1€ plots. big wood cabin near a lake is my dream.

not really feasible now but not impossible

>>55903591
Wondering the same thing anon wondering the same thing

>>55903601
but I understand, it must suck to be jewish and take all the constant jew bashing but to be fair its the same for all the other groups.
proper immigrants have to take all the immigrant bashing because of criminal immigrants, russians have to take shit because of putin, blacks have to deal with all the nogs,
catholics have to deal with all the pedo priests, leftists have to deal with all the trannies, germans have to deal with all the nazi-bashing
why would jews be excluded?
deal with it!

>>55903609
isn't this partially why the uk bond market shit itself last year causing the boe to step in? something to do with pension funds being mandated to hold what are now a load of toxic bonds.

can someone explain to me what the FUCK happened to TEVA today, and biotechs in general

>>55903656
You can still buy idyllic property, the problem is going to be the cost of building something on it because if it's cheap it's because it's way the fuck out in the boonies.

>>55903569

>>55903632
As far as i understand, the stock market is far smaller than the bond market, so easier to manipulate.
If you want to see whats really going on, its the bond market.

>>55903601
https://karlhaemers.substack.com/p/klaus-schwab-crypto-jew
He is a crypto

>>55903688
yeah. i wanna build some of it myself. few videos have had people with zero experience before taking the leap.

>>55903735
sorry but i can't take the word of a phoneposter with 19% battery

>>55903715
That's something I often forget. Well I need to get back to analysis

>>55903743
Post your desktop. I prefer to let my phone die all the way before charging it

>>55903631
Not quite sure what you’re saying, you should definitely look at the treasury issuances for public debt by maturity though

>>55903684
I can’t speak to the UK in particular, but this is I think a very important problem in general to look at. Are the global banking mandates to hold certain risk weighted assets shooting banks in the fucking foot when rates rise? This is not a subject you will hear broached in mainstream financial news by the way, but it is a serious concern, that in fact yes RWA legalities are causing too much weight in the bond market and making banks suicide. This would of course unravel the current narrative heavily, it is in fact not the evil greedy banks collapsing everything it is in fact global governance frameworks that the banks/governments created which are failing now

>>55903774
thats stupid. you are ruining your battery.
you get the most cycles of it by keeping the charge between 30 and 70 (20 - 80 for people like you)

>>55903774
there are even apps that turn off charging as soon as it reaches a threshold.

>>55903780
I'm not doing it to prolong my battery. I just like to be off my phone for an hour while it charges. New phones have lithium ion batteries so you can charge it whenever it won't harm or help battery life

>>55903819
well. what you are doing is obviously not prolonging your battery life.
undervoltage (below 20%) or overvoltage (above 80%) is directly harmful to lithium ion batteries.
you can charge it 50 times a day if you feel like as long as you keep it within a healthy range.

the longer time it spends in the extremes, the worse the capacity gets with time.

>>55903778
i'm no way clued up on how this all works, but the narrative at the time was an incoming replacement pm who was a total lame duck leading a party at the end of their stint in power (the politics here is largely irrelevant) wanted to start running a heavy deficit to pay for tax cuts in a similar way to how the us parties often do, whilst also subsidising household and business energy bills during the euro energy crisis heading into winter.
of course this was totally retarded as our inflation and labour market was running very hot and we're not the us, we don't control the worlds reserve currency or have a military that mogs everyone else's so gilts started to shit themselves.
what was barely reported is in the weeks before pension funds and whoever else holds this shit started to show signs of trouble, which for the boe was a beautiful excuse as yet again they were absolved of any responsibility for actions they themselves caused and got to bail them out no questions asked.
pic semi related.

how do you make money in this market?

Is Powell fucking insane? The government is going to collapse at this rate.

>>55903680
meds

>>55903897
buy before close, sell before open

>>55903902
Don't ask questions, just buy bonds and then get excited for the next auction

>>55903902
maybe the government should stop spending money

>>55903926
Are you insane that would cause an immediate liquidity crisis!

>>55903903
nah, i think ill skip

>>55903926
Lol

>>55903675
I’m gunna do it anon

>>55903926
but i like when they give me gibs

>>55903938
so this is where all the money for nvidia puts came from?
it all makes sense now.

>>55903902
This is not good.

>>55903780
>>55903843
Most people don't even keep their phones long enough for it to matter, let alone the battery.

A new P&D

>>55903993
Wonder if its still worth buying though?

>>55903897
Inverse stocktwits

>>55904001
Like...as an investment?

>>55903993
Actually anon, I'm going to make a ton of money on that IPO. Buy exactly at open, then sell as soon as it hits the first circuit breaker up. It literally is free money.

>>55903980
i wonder why they dont keep them... hmm...

>>55903993
>be uk
>have one (1) technology company
>lists on the nyse

>>55904008
Idk maybe. I dont know their details yet but could be pretty big net income. Theyre trying to charge a subscription fee now to everyone who uses their stuff.

enough shitposting. good night everyone! (yes, even the jews)

>>55904036
I got just the image for you

>>55903993
They should call them American international depository shares (AIDS) instead
thank you thank you, what a great crowd

>>55904036
>(yes, even the jews)
>t.

>>55904022
You have seen how the UK values their local market right? Like if you were trying to raise money through a share offering why the hell would you do it in london?

It's starting again.

>>55904078
What do you mean?

>>55904018
Because they want the latest stupid iphone

>>55903902
Bullish

>>55904078
Based Biden is pumping the yields for boomers.

>>55904071
>You have seen how the UK values their local market right?
top whitehall officials, government advisors and leading ngos advise that it be done by looking at big number then figuring out a way to appropriate it to pay for rnhs (the envy of the world, possibly the universe)

>>55904078
i already know the future before it happens >>55903420

lmao so the rally today was totally just Big Money buying their own dip after selling puts to retail bears all month. Hilarious, it all just happens to stop after opex.

the worst happooners on this website reside in /smg/

>>55903147
Best economies were Reagan-Clinton and Trump. Ever.

>>55904133
the rally today was just jewish talmud bullshit on nvidia which affected most of tech
rest of the market looked like crap

>>55904145
Get me more jewish talmud bullshit pronto

Reminder short all rallies, dump on all baggies. You will know when to stop when all the bulls have left this general.

>>55904138
member when economic cycles were a given and recessions happened on average every seven years and while considered not great no one thought they were the end of the world and akturarlly allowing zombie entities to die and capital reallocating to profitable/productive entities to happen was a good thing?
i member.

>>55904145
It was unironically short covering on NVDA, if it was institutional buying it would've hit its daily high by 10 AM. I love knowing that bobo pieces of shit were closing their shorts in panic the entire day, the chart is glorious to look at. I hope EVERY bobo becomes homeless, especially the Biden schizo bobo.

>>55904138
Bobos are so fucking obnoxious. They have to circlejerk their stupid fucking “thesis” every 5 minutes to convince themselves their gambling was intelligent and not just literal guessing. I’m not even a mumu, but I loved watching their retarded puts get heemed today.

>>55904175
youre just as much of a schizo tho

>>55904194
I'm an honest realist, there isn't a schizo thing about me.

>>55904175
>>55904184
Holy shit, they're scared

>>55904204
I own a call on SOXS that bought before close because I’m not a fucking idiot who follows market sentiment like a retard (aka you).

>check futures
we're in a bear market you mumu dumbfucks in case you haven't noticed. We've been making lower lows and lower highs for weeks now.

At least wait until we can rally for 1 week at a time before you gloat.

>Stocktwits sentiment on NVDA is extremely bearish
I am sure we are going from $500 straight to $600 once earnings come out.

>>55904214
MACD on basically everything looks good, ur dum

>>55904211
So, youre bearish?

>yields

So everyone is sitting on the sidelines for NVDA? Is anyone playing

>>55904223
I’m making a quick buck from what I think will be a correction after a massive gap up. I am mostly cashgang which in a way makes me bearish, yes. I can see it going either way with NVDA which I think would be the catalyst for a correction, but I think the drop in demand from China may and supply not catching up with demand may present issues next quarters. Truthfully, I have fucking no idea what will happen, it could smack earnings and do solid guidance and still end up dropping. I don’t think Jerome will say anything earth shattering since he rarely does.

>>55904247
There’s people who bought puts who I believe will be heemed by market makers as one guy who acts like his whole life savings are on this earnings call.

>>55904254
premarket will gap up, then end red on the day as it will give smart money liquidity to dump on baggies

>Propane futures down -22%
GOSH DANG IT BOBBY

im going to have chicken and waffles for dinner what should i wash it down with

>>55904274
lmao

>>55904280
Nice attempt at a racist joke, we know you're white, cracker.

>>55904254
Good enough for me

>>55904175
Hell yeah, the Bidens are based af. They had generations of black people working for them, for free, to make them millionaires. They don't get anything in return except some states for violent black men who had something happen to them. Fuck Biden haters if it wasn't for the open borders and planned parenthood blacks would be like 45 percent of the population.
Financially speaking

>>55904284
white people can't eat chicken and waffles? i don't think i'm the racist here

>>55904294
You were baiting in hopes some retarded chud replied "kool aid" or "grape soda", just own up to what you were attempting to do.

>>55904267
you'll get heemed by iv crush regardless if you're right or wrong. Buy after the fact?

>>55904301
that's not where my mind went at all
you need some help

>>55904305
It's blatantly obvious that's exactly where your mind was, chudlet. Just go back to /pol/.

>>55904214
No we haven't. Check nvda. Supermegacaps are the future.

>>55904280
chicken and waffles is disgusting.

>>55904312
ok i'll go but only if you go back to india

>>55904326
I'm Swedish.

Happy 39th birthday Alizée, financially speaking. No matter how old you get, you will always be my angel, financially speaking.

>>55904332
that's even worse t bh

>>55904332
>I'm Swedish.
Does your girlfriend need a back-up bull for when the main bull gets tired and needs a break?

>>55904302
IV crush happens after high volatility drops to low volatility. It's normal for stocks volatility to revert to its mean levels after news has broken and the market disgusts the details. But that doesn't mean that high volatility cannot lead to higher volatility

>>55904345
Swedes turn the Muslims gay so allah will smite them since theyre godless or even worth I dare to mention the heresy *utherans

>>55902985
I wish the past would take us back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Hw_UC314M

>>55904372
https://youtu.be/Pm4C5diU51E

>>55904386
>fourths intensify

>>55904361
seems like the news would have to be either incredibly good or catastrophic for that to happen. I'm thinking it won't be that great of news.

>>55904402
Not sure what that means but hope you like the song kek I'll try again if not ehat genre

Baking.

>>55904325
lol
lmao
you’re a fag

Sigh I wish things still cost the same as they did prior to/during covid but with my fat salary now. Seems once people started moving around again, wham price shock took over. Isn't it just awful that covid was like the best time, even though it was bad health wise, for people to feel "rich" and be on a paid vacation (depending on what you did)

>>55904444
waste of digits

>>55904444
what the fuck are you babbling about

Where did all the TTOO jeets go?

>>55904444
i worked the entire time in a workshop by myself, came home to nothing, barely spoke to anyone other than a masked cashier. it was soul destroyingly lonely and now society is even more hellish and atomised than it was before and the economy is on its ass.
but im glad you had fun.

Markets are green because we're pricing in lockdowns and powell pivot, bonds can sell off all they want to and it doesn't matter, powell will buy them

>>55904247
I boughted 420 puts expiring Friday for the lulz

Baking

Despite red futures if kind of looks like s&p could drift up to 4450 before this rally is over. That's just the top of the bear channel here.
>>55904338
>me: Alizee was extremely cute when she was younger
>people: pedo!
>me: WE'RE THE SAME AGE

>>55904566
Rocker, you guys are so retarded. Stop encouraging this shit. And if you're not rocker *you aren't* stop encouraging this shit.

We're starved of real market analysis already and you gay nerds just scare the Emus off.

>>55904620
you don't even smelliot wave
(no i'm not rocker)

>>55904566
But what if 4550 tho

Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen, but see, I calls you Chris handsome

Baking.

>>55904553
>>55904674
Do it already

Baking.

Banking.

Baking.

>>55904725
I sure hope Cathy is outperforming the market what with megacap tech blowing everything out of the water

>>55904739
>YFW her filing shows she bought puts

>BAnKING

>BREAKING

Braking

>tfw you're 39

I was on vacation yesterday anyone have the link to the SMG update video

>>55904784
Sure I'll post it in the next thread

>brapping

>>55904795
Baking.

>>55904795
joke's on him there won't BE a next thread

>>55904782
Well excuuuuuse me let's see how you look when you're ugly-crying.

>>55904862
Thank God, it's finally over

>>55904901
>>55904901
>>55904901

NEW

>>55904908
>>55904908
>>55904908
>>55904908

>inb4 thread split

>>55904911
>>55904916
Epic simply epic.

>>55904916

>>55903417
I'm on the verge of using my MSTF Bing/Edge Rewards to get another $5 WMT gift card. Please kneel accordingly.

>>55904247
I can't tell how much of it is priced in already. They already said they're sold out of AI chips for the next 2 years or something so how can they guide upward? Would be funny if they just stayed flat and all the options buyers turned pink though