/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buddy, look at yields computer
10yr +10bps
even the 2yr is +5bps and is 4.996%
they are really struggling to pin it below 5% as they've been successfully doing for almost 2 weeks
Buddy..

That's it, I can't take it anymore. Vanfag I think I love you, I just can't help but be attracted to someone so fearless and manly... I know it won't work out because this is the internet but I just had to get it off my chest, next time I will spawn as a girl, for you.
ohh... and buy a stocks or somethin' would yas

You went outside at looked at the sun right anon?

What a market we have here, folks.

AAaahahhhHHHHHHOooooOOOOOoo!

>>55899870
>Panama Canal edition

>SPX red

>>55899879
What mean? Line go way down?

>>55899886
Stop posting my wife please

>>55899903
No.

>>55899896
High yields = bad for stocks, mostly tech

I hate women.

>>55899905
I'd be fine with her sister. Other kind of appeal.

I have diarrhea

>>55899870
THE BOTTOM WILL BE IN AFTER WE FILL THE ES1! GAP. Thank me later

>>55899886
>>55899905
Dumb roastie bitch

I can't take this shit anymore

>>55899938
Stop insulting my wife pls

I can't even speak today.

>>55899938
I love women so much it's unreal.

Just sold them for +102%
>>55899296

>bulls thinking NVDA alone can defeat the metric shit ton of bonds that China and Japan are dumping onto the market to keep their heads above water

Good luck fighting the second and third largest economies on Earth bulls, on top of the US Fed

>Poland-Belarus war news flashes
>My MIC stacks pump
Neat.

>no goth gf to spoil with my CSCO gains

Bros how are we still dumping? How low will we go?

IT'S HAPPENING
WE'RE GOING DOWN
NO SURVIVORS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55899978
>those are some pretty big dividends you got there,anon!
Sigh. If she only knew

I sold and bought puts 2 weeks ago, stopped caring

Hope we dump pretty hard, just crash this market - hedge funds are creating massive sell orders so its going to continue dropping

>>55900017
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692631710082036.webm
THIS WAS ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO PLAN!

>>55900033
That smile. That damned smile.

BOND AUCTION NOW
HOLD ONTO YOUR CHEEKS

>>55900054
inb4 no bid

I shouldve listened to Alex Jones on Friday, all the evil vax stocks are pumping today

>>55900056
YOU'RE GETTING ME ERECT

JUST JACKSON MY NEG HOLE AAAAAAA

A BOND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>55899870
Can anyone tell me what's so special about tesla?

I was in one this weekend for the first time, and I thought the car was really shitty. Specially for the price.

It's 2.5x the price of an elantra, and it's not 2.5x a better car. I am not even sure it's better than an elantra especially when you factor in maintenance.

anyoen got any insight on how to trade chop like this?
>>55900015

>>55899938

YOU'RE BROKE!

>>55900070
Same as how other high end brand shit is priced. Its not actually good.

>>55900087
Hey, no I'm not.

I've been all cash since last week, things are way too unpredictable right now. Not buying any bull or bear narratives, I will not get back into the market until we've reached a clearly defined bottom.

https://www.forexlive.com/news/new-york-fed-finds-americans-expect-record-income-to-start-new-jobs-20230821/
NY Fed finds pay needed to accept a new job at $78,645 up from $72,873 a year ago
Out of those employed four months ago, 91.4% still maintain their jobs, showing a marginal dip from 91.8% in July 2022.
Only 19.4% reported looking for a job recently, down from 24.7% last year.
A New York Fed survey found that workers see a softening jobs market but are still expecting much higher wages if they switch jobs. As for actual offers, that rose to $69,475 from $60,764.
>These are some scary numbers in terms of inflation and a wage-price spiral.

BUDDY. We are in an wage-price inflation spiral, right now!!
$60,764 --> $69,475 actual offers ONE YEAR
That is more than 10%!!!
What do you think happens when pay increases 10% across the economy??
WAGE PRICE SPIRAL
>inb4 some faggot comes in here and tries to insist that universally rising wages is a good thing, that wages were suppressed for too long, for the umpteenth time
IT'S ONLY A GOOD THING, WHEN IT MATCHES AN INCREASE IN PRODUCTIVITY, YOU MOUTH BREATHING RETARD
If you increase everyones wages, and productivity (supply) remains the same, then prices spiral up out of control - more dollars (more wages) chasing the same supply, the same number of assets - prices rise sharply! As both the employer needs to raise the price of their goods / services to keep the same margins, as well as the increased demand from more buyers with more cash, other vendors raise their prices to keep up with the increased demand
IT'S HERE, BUDDY. YOU'RE JUST NOT LOOKING, BUDDY!

>>55900106
We will find out soon enough

>>55900106
Dipshits, all you need to do is buy nvda. That's it. Just one stock, whatever the price and you will be rich. Shit is absolutely going to moon this week

>>55900106
See you in a year

>>55900106
>Also everyone please post Tonys as I lost mine

>>55900106
>being all cash
>not being both long and short equities + short EUR + long/short cattle futures + lomg VIX
ngmi

>>55900123
lol

>>55899966
>>55900017
>>55900066

>>55899938

>>55900123
>10 year on the way to 5%
>NVDA on the way to $600

Pick one anon, you can’t have both

would you rather have anatomically correct robowaifus
or
holographic anime waifus (cant interact with physically)

How does one even make money in the market?

I have now lost $200 on RUM in the last week and don't want to sell. Can this shitshow please bounce a bit when they do the election streams.

>>55900160
insider trading

>>55899999
>>55900000

>>55900159
Anatomically correct robowaifus, easy

>>55900106
I love this pic

CRASH IS HAPPENING

>>55900106
>didn't buy in when the market made a defined bottom in october

SELL SELL SELL
FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

>VIX GOING TO 20
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

>>55900111
There's no such thing as a wage price spiral you stupid faggot because wages are prices. It's called inflation across the board and we are experiencing it and it is not going down.

>2yr finally above 5%
5.005%
Lol.
Wanna bet they manage to pin it to 4.999% (the tiniest of all tiny hairs below 5%) today?

I WANTED YOU ALL FRIDAY- SUNDAY
WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL THE AM PUMP????????

new low bar is scrolling so fast I can't even see what happening.

>>55900196
educate yourself, retard
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wage-price-spiral.asp#

>SPY
shoulda been a B-dawg, Mumu

>>55900159
I want a 3dpd grill who will p on my pp, financially speaking

>>55900200
everything is going to 6% then the music stops

>>55900076
Literally small sizing and high leverage. Only open positions you're willing to be down 40%. Don't hold overnight.

I'll give you a sample. Look at price action today. SPY 436.5 is obviously a critical level. If you can't see this go study more TA. If we break or reject from this level convincingly, ride the trend with short dated option (or levered etf) at a conservative size relative to your portfolio. Use between a 20% and 40% trailing stop (obviously less if using etf). You complain about algos, but aren't asking yourself what opportunities arise when you can recognize the levels they are trading. Google "financial calendar" and know what catalysts could disrupt organic price action.

This environment is such that VERY basic principals allow for rapid compounding.

>>55900153
nvda to $800 by end of week. Screencap it

Damn I guess it's over.

>>55900206
*warned

>>55900159
Robo, because I need to coom

I tried to warn you

>>55900076
Just fade any green pumps, probably be a good strategy for a while. I do weekly bearish leaning crabs and daily scalp fades off green tops

>>55900070
It appeals to the calicuck and fagman mentality. Buy an iPhone car to "save" the environment, be "special" and experience the "technology". Make of that what you will

>>55900209
>>55900206
>>55900148
SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN ANNOYING RETARDS HARDLY ANYTHING'S HAPPENING YET

not even a bull, you niggers are just annoying

Why mumu we were doing so good...

>>55900120
I've been ripped off by some of those companies

>>55900214
NVDA is going to miss and the results will be absolutely devastating for the market. This is going to be the proverbial straw that broke the buck's anus.

>>55900213
It's already below the support yo.

>>55900234
>nothing has happened yet

Is a 0.70% intraday swing on SPY before noon nothing?

>>55900159
2d hologram because they offer something unique

>>55900253
for like 8 days in a row too

>>55900252
Could you make this any less readable?

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

>>55900251
I sold at 382 on the way up thinking it can't possibly keep climbing
nothing has to make sense anmore

>>55900159
Holographic anime waifus
likely more intelligent and more useful + she could also be my desktop mascot assistant

>>55899917
I'm gonna guess the feeling's mutual

>>55900213
>>55900227
appreciate it

>>55900266
We're below the level where most volume was traded (see yellow or dark blue), signaling the breakdown of the support. Like rolling down a hill

>>55900252
Nigger you can't even screenshot
It was just an example, and you completely missed what I said about breaking resistance.
Actually I changed my mind. If you think this is a difficult market to day trade you should stay out of the market until Powell starts cutting again. Markets usually bottom 3-6 months after that. Until then just enjoy having some actual yield on short dated bonds.

Another
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55900269
>[boss music starts]

>>55900269
lol

>>55900177
>Let's all go the lobbbby, let's all go to the lobbbby

HOW?! AND ON NO NEWS!

>>55900217
Damn, she is not attractive at alp

>>55900295
is this the cope stages of new traders?

>>55900234

why did I buy and hold DISH
Such a garbage fucking stock and I'm getting fucked by my own greed fuck me

>>55900159
Can I inject my anime waifu into that anatomically correct robot?

I am now officially green after shorting all bullish stocks on Friday.

The momentum is gone, we accelerate down now

>>55900251
I believe baggie. I bought my lotto tickets, make me rich now king

>>55900306
HAHAHAHHAHA i never thought of it that way

turns out NVDA can't carry the entire stock market, crazy.

repost because didn't see new thread
>>55899800 #
>32 ships/day down from 36 last month
probably didn't envisage 8 billion people existing in a just in time global economy, because who in their right mind would allow such a stupid fragile system to form

>>55900251
God I hope so, this gay AI shit made me lose so much money. But with my luck NVIDIA will just lie about earnings and go parabolic

Can someone post the Bobo version of this image?

WHEN I SAY "GREAT", YOU SAY "DEPRESSION"!
>GREAT!!

would be epic if powel slam dunked a 1% hike straight into jacksons hole

>>55900326
AI is being pumped because the US is falling behind China in AI and whoever controls AI will control the world. Not that it matters who controls AI because we are the ones who are going to be enslaved by it.

>>55900111
>What do you think happens when pay increases 10% across the economy??
>WAGE PRICE SPIRAL
conversely stagnant wages since the 70s have cause deflation. oh no wait inflation has outstripped them.

>>55899870
>everything down
>and I mean everything
>except NVDA, TSLA, META, and MSFT
How do they do it?

>>55900251
>>55900316
>>55900326
You're taking this man's word? Fine stay poor, I'm going all in on ndva

imagine thinking the market is just going to go up with all this negative momentum on apple
apple is truly the key to this market
big fat jewish nigs are going to be unloading apple the entire fucking quarter, you have no idea
no eoy rally, no nothing
just slow steady selling until someone capitulates

this is going to go on for months before we find the bottom is what I am afraid of, sitting on cash here watching every day with no fucking moves to make.

>>55900327

>>55900345
Baggie has never let me down ever. Except the thousands I lost shorting TSLA the multiple times he told me to short.

>>55900337
I think a lot of the shenanigans over the last few years was run by AI, like a chess game calculating millions of scenarios, to hit all sorts of various goals and agendas.

But yes, I totally see it being used to enslave us all in every possible way

>>55900351
That's the one, thanks fren

>>55900346
> ai hype will sell gpus
This is a no-brainer, buy nvda at any price, it's absolutely gonna pump the entire market

I added one of these links to the OP template that's been reposted 1000s of times. Feels good man.

>>55900363
>buy on hype
Maybe in a bullmarket
Which we're not

>>55900363
theres... no product
china spending is down
nvda sells mostly to china
that said im not touching nvda because its a meme stock currently that goes up and down 10% every day
the reason why the kikes are telling you the price target is $800 is because theres rival kikes short nvidia they want to destroy

>Monday Morning America opens
>Everything shits the bed

>>55900348
I'm slowly/cautiously DCAing into 2-3x shorting ETFs from both ProShares and Direxion, and longing ones for natgas/oil. If you're too unsure but want to just make *some* kind of move, do it in very small amounts using Robinhood fractional shares so you're not at a lot of risk, but your cash is accruing daily interest with monthly payouts. Aside from BOIL/UNG, YANG is my greenest holding as it stands.

Am I wrong to think that the fear of the market tanking due to bond yields will be enough to lower rates or turn the printer on?

>>55900341
wages *should* have been rising more while productivity was increasing in the 70s, 80s, 90s 00's - the worker got fucked, with their wages not rising to match the increasing rise in productivity
however now productivity is falling, and wages are increasing - this is highly inflationary

>>55900379
you call this a shit the bed?
clearly you havent been around long enough to see multiple 5% down days in the market

>>55900376
How many times has nvda saved the market rally this year? It's gonna pump at least 30%, and it will do so even if it misses cause they can just say they expect more sales at an unspecified time and cause ai

>>55900374
I won't ask which one, BUT, you snuck one in that kept being copied unbeknownst to bakers and it just stuck, didn't you? DIDNT YOU?

he's going too far...

Money markets are sitting on massive unrealizes losses. That's another Biden win!

>>55900385
Unironically, why is the stock market being down “bad” and being up “good” when anybody can make money from either movement?

>>55900401
Holy shit what is his fucking problem?

>>55900401
if the fed ever says 3% is good enough they will lose what little credibility they have left forever and america will get downgraded even more and brics will actually have a chance of succeeding and everyone will leave the dollar forever

>>55900378
> Nvda hits $800
Raise target to $1000
> nvda hits $1000
Raise target to $1200
Etc etc. It's so fucking easy, there is no bear thesis on nvda going into earnings

>>55900404
How, just fuckin hold to maturity. How weak are MMF managers that they cant hold a measly year?

>>55900404
I have my ENTIRE life savings in money market funds right now, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS

>>55900404
Sauce?

>>55900414
you are unironically the 2023 stock market top indicator tho and i appreciate you

>>55900408
red = stock is on sale at a discount
green = stock I already own is making a profit

>>55900070
Did you put your foot to the floor, anon? Now do the same in that Korean bucket you mentioned. Oh you don’t care about speed? I didn’t realize I was talking with a homosexual. Go for the Elantra.

>>55900401
>>55900412
literal oligarchy establishment paid shill
probably no worse economist than Krugman, other than Larry Summers
both intentionally operate to decrease your interests and increase the interests of the elite

>>55900385
Why would we lower rates or turn the printer on? We’re nowhere near 5% unemployment and the NY Fed just reported that people are asking for gigantic pay raises. Powell could raise rates three more times and companies will still refuse to do layoffs

>>55900435

>>55900401
>>55900413
2% was chosen cause that's what the population had been expanding at. Now that it's lower anything above 1% just causes massive inflation. 3% is shit I expect Krugman to say

>>55900437
unemployment is in a weird place because while theres enough jobs, none of them pay enough
so were in a state right now where many more americans might as well be considered unemployed by traditional standards because they literally cannot afford to live and have to sleep in a van parked at walmart every night while working 3 jobs during the day just to get one brick of top ramen (no seasoning packet, too expensive)

>>55900120
Literally the only ones that matter are Baidu, Nvidia and Weibo. And two of those are guaranteed to pull the market down faster than the panties of an underage girl backstage at a Kid Rock concert.

>>55900437
>NY Fed just reported that people are asking for gigantic pay raises.
hollywood 'writers' are not everyone.

>>55900418
>>55900419
>>55900420
BUDDY, look at bond market computer.

>>55900430
Kek, they have came a long way though. I had a job at a Jeep, Hyundai, Volkswagen dealer. Hyundai has came a long way from its roots though

>>55900422
I was told that last quarter. Remember what happened last quarter?

>>55900452
>ZT
OH...
OH NO

>>55900337
the USA is 100% ahead of china with AI, what coding language is even in chinese?

>>55900456
the market began to top

>>55900452
Buddy, MMF’s only trade one year. Defaults are more of a risk than interest rate risk by default

>>55900435
Krugman is worse than Summers

>>55900450
Lol.
see
>>55900111
https://www.forexlive.com/news/new-york-fed-finds-americans-expect-record-income-to-start-new-jobs-20230821/
https://www.forexlive.com/news/new-york-fed-finds-americans-expect-record-income-to-start-new-jobs-20230821/
NY Fed finds pay needed to accept a new job at $78,645 up from $72,873 a year ago
Out of those employed four months ago, 91.4% still maintain their jobs, showing a marginal dip from 91.8% in July 2022.
Only 19.4% reported looking for a job recently, down from 24.7% last year.
A New York Fed survey found that workers see a softening jobs market but are still expecting much higher wages if they switch jobs. As for actual offers, that rose to $69,475 from $60,764.
>These are some scary numbers in terms of inflation and a wage-price spiral.

>hollywood writers
This is nationwide brother, $60,764 --> $69,475 average actual job offers in just 1 year
+14.3% actual job offer wage
this is from the NY Fed

>>55900442
I wonder how many here will even know that sailor?

I'm just gonna sit back for awhile and wait for next batch of green dildos to short. I refuse to be a mumu even for a 20 second scalp today

>>55900488
that's captain ahab

>>55900488
Gilligan?

So is nclh sinking with the market or is there actually something negative with them. At sub 17$ it looks really tempting to buy

>>55900458
>>55900475
Soon.

>>55900510
Perhaps possible lockdowns coming (Infowars leak)

The only thing holding SP500 green right now are mega caps. Everything else is red kek

>bonds getting heemed
>tech shitcos squeezing with call buying while everything else red
Sure feels summer 2021 in here

>>55900519
welcome to every day for the last 8 months

>>55900518
There's no way there will be lockdowns again.

>tranny tech green

>>55900442
>>55900488
Let's see, red shirt, hat, sailor. Okay I've got this, it's luffy from one piece

>>55900531
Well, TSA manager supposedly said masks coming back in airports next month, supposed lockdowns by December, etc. But go ahead and buy them it's yo money

>>55900525
... I'm aware. I don't know where I put it but there's a graph breaking out the % gain by market cap in SP500, and most of it was the top 10 companies. Everything else averaged a measly 10~% and the smaller half of them were negative

>>55900337
AI is simply data+processing power. The algorithm is literally 60 years old. Chinks would get destroyed in an AI race if THE US simply banned NVIDIA exports to China unironically.
Either way, current AI is highly overrated as a technology and its true power is corporate cost savings

>>55900531
>again
Uh we never had lockdowns in the first place chud.

>masks = lockdowns
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>55900553
so if we consider the rest of the stock market, and particularly stocks like disney as having gone back to more reasonable levels, then what do you think is going to happen to megacaps when it becomes clear growth is slowing and producer prices continue to soar?
what goes up too quickly always comes back down
you just cant time when

>>55900572
Look at TJ max. Could have made it off of nigger shopping centers alone. But it is far overpriced like you said compared to rest of market

>>55900559
What's the new definition of a lockdown?

CSCO +.65%

>>55900582
dont know what to tell you about tgay max and ross honestly
these stores should be near death
maybe thats why they are going up. theres long term very deep stacked short positions on these

>>55900603
idk I was memeing.

y'all don't know shit

>>55900626
This, just a little bit of profit taking and now we are back to ATHs :)

they're going to pump this market again and price me out from cheapies

>>55900559
>Uh we never had lockdowns in the first place chud.

>>55900253
Exactly correct

>>55900626
Ok, enlightened us

Explain bonds to me and why people freak out over them.

Redpill me on EBET? Another pajeet scam or 10x?

>>55900657
Ask night shift, that's half of all they talk about

>>55900651
Uh that is CLEARLY an open public market. Just because you can't have your knockwurst without papers proving you received the vaccine doesn't mean you were locked down.

>>55900657
Bonds are cash for corporations. They have floating values. If the value in your bank account fluctuated day to day you would also be screaming bloody murder if they dropped by 50% in two years

>>55900674
You already said that you were memeing...

>>55900657
Last night I bond burgered your market.

>>55900551
My nephew read online that some guy who works on a farm said there would definitely be lockdowns

>NVDA at 455
I seem to remember one bobo shorting NVDA earnings with huge amounts of cash... literally why would anyone short NVDA in 2023? If there is safe haven in the stock market, it's coca cola, Apple, Pepsi, and NVDA.
I reckon they will once again beat earnings and even the guidance. The demand is only going to grow. They are selling massive amounts to data centers and research centers all around the world.

>>55900691
And thusly I continue to meme.

>>55900345
I never wrote that retard.

>>55900453
That’s very true. Hyundais used to be absolute pieces of shit. They’re nice cars nowadays.

>>55900691
Damn some people have short memories

if nvda announces a split during their earnings report they're going to 600 overnight

>>55900559
well, cruiselines had which is the context here, I guess. but since econiny is fucked everywhere there is not a chance for more lockdowns.

>>55900452
New normal, higher for longer (stocks too)
Boomerfolios have moved to the new paradigm portfolio, 100% equities, 0% bonds

another great day with stoch rsi

lets hope the army accepts me for this role, even with weak references and patchy job history. Maybe I can try and tell them I own a piece of North Americas material independence strategy to help MP

i have $50 buying power
whats something i should invest in right now?

>>55900726
My penis can only be so contained

>>55900703
if nvda is a safe haven, why does it go up and down 10% every day
its meme action because its a meme stock and while it should dump hard on earnings no matter if a beat or not, the market can stay whatever longer than you can remain whatever or whatever
all someone whos been holding nvda stock long term or even just since last year can do, honestly, is sell it

Here is the thing. nvda needs to beat sky high expectations, otherwise it's over for Nasdump. Just looking at these jars is frightening, they will fill one way or the other.

does everyone not understand that NVDA gave the guidance, because Chinese companies placed orders trying to get through the window before they're banned from buying?
it's an anomaly, and future guidance will reflect that
that's also why nobody could see where the buying was "coming from" when looking through the reports of all the other US companies
I haven't heard a single person mention this in /smg/

>>55900797
Well you're right that Nvidia goes up 10% daily but it doesn't go down but temporarily. It's the safest stock on the market and the only one guaranteed to double by the end of the year

>yields
>bonds are back

>>55900820
98% people on SMG are retards with $1,000 robinhood accounts.

>>55900726
why would a split matter?

>>55900846
hey man i turned my $50 into $150

>>55900820
trust me i want to go heavy on an nvda short but at this point i make more money riding the meme rallies on it
earnings will probably kill it but options are already too expensive
ill probably just sell some far otm spreads or something on both sides for earnings since maybe the biggest win for the kikes here is to have earnings be as flat as possible

>>55900717
Aside from the whole being super easy to steal thing, I guess
Oh and randomly exploding so Hyundai recommends not parking them in a garage so you don't burn your house down

>>55900854
mostly psychological--it creates fomo centered on wanting to get in before the split and there's a history of this behavior with tech megacaps

>>55900820
The standard procedure for business people is to lie and insist that "this growth will go on forever!" so that they can cash out on the big pump. It is so rare for a company to indicate with honesty that a large sales bump is not the norm.

>>55900846
>tfw one of the few 5 figure anons here and I'm a boglehead

>>55900846
Hey I have $1,500 in Honeywell alone and I use Schwab.

>>55900854
Same reason tesla split was, because every news in a mania is bullish. nvda is in a mania.

>>55900846
Didn't a couple trannies have million dollar accounts before they blew most of it?

>>55900846
Then why are so many anons able to make 3+ day trades frequently?

What's funny is now that I can, I don't because it's been beaten out of me by the market

jinx'd

>>55900867
>let's add a few hundred billions to the company valuation because the stock split
do Mumus really?

LICY bros, the time is right
start buying before California starts pumping the stock with their new legislation

>>55900846
$1,800 deposit CMCfag reporting for duty

>>55900877
possibly clf tranny and soxl_shill had big accounts and afaik they got heemed

>NVDA

WHY ARE WE GOING UP

Damn I sold my 0DTE puts at the fucking perfect time earlier.
<Bobo_wiping_forehead_blowing_out_sigh_of_relief.jpg>

>>55900909
nvda fomo. At this point I can't see how it's not a sell the news event, but retardation is strong with nvda. Better to stay away.

brehs im gettin so rekt at the market.

last week my stock dumped to my stop and then went up 7%

>>55900846
Wait, how did you guys get so rich

>>55900843
Imagine a world where interest rates were high enough for bonds and debt to actually matter
> The greatest danger to Medieval banking was in granting loans to European monarchs to finance wars. To finance these activities, rulers were often willing to repay loans at extremely high rates of interest sometimes as high as 45 to 60 percent
Imagine being the gigantic balls loan shark chad that raped kingdoms with 60% interest. If interest rates were 15% I'd never touch the faggot stock market ever again

>>55900877
i remember a few years ago i thought the soxl king was crazy for being near 100% in a 3x leveraged etf, no matter how impressive his gains were. glad i resisted the temptation of rebalancing into 3x leveraged stuff and just held my shares long all these years

We are in a new paradigm

Another bart is forming...

>was about to sell this year old meme stock
>it starts going up
AHHHHH

>>55900911
Yes we saw the posts. Good job.

Whom'st else is shorting TTOO?

Would you trade this, bros? Pepsi dipping nicely, should be ez 5-10% trade r-r-right?

Let SPY live.

Let SPY die.

Let SPY tongue (my anus).

Let SPY do what xhe wants to do.

>>55900872
Proud of you anon
>>55900855
>>55900873
>>55900892
You need to make more money
>>55900940
anything sub 3mil is not rich, just middle class
>>55900872
Depends on how old you are.

When will the russel, iwm, the dow unfuck themselves and get their retard pumps. I hate being majorly positioned in these fucking things

since 1 week I see "heemed" everywhere. wtf?
cant you people use normal words like rekt?
its confusing to say the least

Go go SPY!

>>55901033
>You need to make more money
I stopped contribooting to my account 3 months into having a job due to my gains being so big that I felt I should keep my wagey money in the bank just in case I might need it in a margin call.

>>55900958
>buy high sell low

When did tech become a defensive position?

>>55901033
Don't tell me what to do.

Friendly reminder to manage your counterparty risk.

>>55901067
since when?
the only defensive tech stock is IBM

>>55901045
>nu
we have a board culture here. I unironically coined "beheem" because one anon was always saying "heem" and another was always saying "beclown"

>>55901075
A little late for that

>>55901045
Imagine being THIS new.

>>55900878
kek etrade just randomly gave me every perk because I kept being indecisive in my choice of ETFs and kept selling and buying different ones.

can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh total mumu annihilation?

I was gonna do 7k worth of nvda puts but my fortune cookie said i can only become rich by enriching others

>>55901081
I was the one who coined beheemed. I've been using beheemed on here since the Wirecard days.

You benchod basterds, the first ones supposed to be free. Fuck these puts

Based bond baggies holding the line so we dont have to

>>55900958
you are literally 'profiting' off of your own government enslavement buy investing in that glowie stock.

I don't care how bad it gets for the next few months. I am buying dips every 2 weeks. I am not getting priced out anymore, even if I take unrealized losses up the ass.

>>55901067
Because tech doesn't have much capex.
Really though it is because like 90% of pensioners and 401K's rely on AAPL only going up and not missing out when it goes up.

>>55901088
i'm on biz since 2018, so fairly new, but still, never seen the word heemed until this week.

>>55901108
NEWFAG FRESH FISH

>>55901116
there is that fag talk again

>relentlessly spamming shit at NVDA bears on stock twits
Feels good brothers

>>55901097
Lol literally. This 2 year price action has been ridiculous

>>55901120
I know, you keep posting.

>>55901120
>>55901108
>ESL
Pottery

>>55901094
This is my post >>51438414
Post yours

>>55901108
best stop posting lest you beclown yourself further

>>55901111

>>55901120
>You sound like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

>>55901129
The archive doesn't go back to when I first started using beheem. You idiot faker.

>>55901093
Ok, I'll post my eth or BTC wallet, I accept Doge too, thanks, I'll send you back 1/3rd of my winnings trades from it

>>55901143
YOUR MOM

whether far or near insurance co is here. now i gotta fly i'm just the jingle guy.

>>55901144
>zero proof of claims
>anons started saying beheemed right after my post
I rule, you drool

>>55900958
>not using dark mode

>>55901108
That's impossible

Uhhhhh bros is that a yuge double top I'm seeing on QQQ...

>>55901161
You are beheemening yourself rn

>>55901163
Dark mode is bad for your eyes.

>>55901164
havent been much on /smg/ though. mostly /biz/ catalog

>nasdaq
WTF was that

>>55901144
imagine not minting the post
I myself own many of the most historic post on smg

MUMU, I KNEEL!!

>>55901167
As soon as hedgies get back from their long lunch...round 2 of AAAAAAAAAAA

>>55901187
Providing some liquidity for the jackson hole fucking

I created Beheemed u fucking liars I use that in my every day life too. Taught my wife's son how to use it

NVDA +10% end of day

>>55901191
God I hope so

>>55901124
10year is being held at around 4.334 or else bankers eject themselves out windows.

>>55901108
Brother, you have beclowned yourself.

what happened with party city?

>>55901227
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVurA44hwiw

>>55901236
People still trade that piece of shit?

Thanks for the cheap puts pussy ass bears. Was worried i wouldn't get another buying opportunity

New thread >>55901243

>>55899870

>>55901191
>right on queue

>>55900448
>tfw I sleep in my office parking lot and work 2 jobs.