/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55892797
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,794.120B, 101P = 17.764B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,819.201B, 98P = 18.563B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Tired of the anti semitism just because Ryan Cohen is jewish

kek retarded desperate baggies, three more years!

WAGMI
Moona Soona
Sneed hedgies
CAM ON GAME STOCK

Look at my stonk. My stonk is amazing.

Ii’s this week. Check ‘em.

>>55892914
No it's not you dumbfuck baggie
KEK BAGGIES BUY THE DIP!

gme will win

>>55889850
>>55891236
Someone needs to compile the suicides in the past year or so into one image. I can share it with my normie friends that are on Twitter.

>>55893020
Make sure you cap it off with your own

>>55893030
kek angries

>55893030
Kek you seem upset. Was one of your friends short gme?

Red sky in the morning, shortsellers take warning. It's tomorrow.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55893266
Checked

So it’s starting with the poors this time around.
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/green-dot-bank-go2bank-cant-access-funds-walmart-why-rcna99435

>>55892824
We should include a Star of David in the next thread OP image to show our support and solidarity with the Jewish people. Otherwise shills will claim we aren't being sincere in our prosemitism.

>>55893561
>since July
topkek they're insolvent

Genuine realization: is there another Jewish man out there that gets more MSM hate than Ryan Cohen? MSM has attempted to throw RC under the bus so many times in the last 2 years and I really can't recall them ever saying anything good about him. Seems pretty anti-Semitic to me.

>>55893608
>Genuine realization: is there another Jewish man out there that gets more MSM hate than Ryan Cohen?
Stephen Miller, at least while Trump was in office. They were absolutely gnawing on the walls furious that Trump's speechwriter and immigration reduction advisor who looked like Goebbels was part of the tribe.

I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY. ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER SHARE.

>>55893628
Most generous paper-handed anon.

I’m gonna say the magic words that trigger retards

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55893608
Email Them (as in the owner of the media outlets that attack RC). Once they find out I'm sure they'll put an end to it, and maybe even positive articles start coming out.

Because right now Kenny has his inside paid journalists writing all these hit pieces. He's not following the chain of command, and the journalists aren't either.

>plebbit raid thread

>>55892797
Do people still hold the absolute trash known as GME, from like early 2021 peak???

lol, lmao even.
Truly eternal bag holders , worse than even LINK holders

>>55893647
Beat me to it.

>>55893647
Kek crypto cucks. Imagine coming into a thread that has nothing to do with your shitcoin and getting mad about it. Down to zero!

Is it just me, or are people getting more and more unhinged at work? I can feel the financial stress in the air, so thick I can cut through it with a knife. Everyone's becoming more short (heh) tempered as time goes on. Everyone's becoming unnecessary cruel to each other. People are just plain ol' tired of the modern grind.

>>55893874
Yeah I don’t understand why me holding this stock makes people so mad at me.

>>55893874
There is definite unease amongst the masses lately. People are realizing more and more that things aren't fine. It's only a matter of time before a crisis starts setting people off in droves. Something has to give and the people barely making ends meet can only be squeezed so much.

How are you guys going to celebrate on October 25th, the 1000th day since the top of the short squeeze in January 2021? Keep doubling down when GME is in the low 16s or what

>He doesn't know

>>55893945
loving the cope. 18,000 percent from low to high during the squeeze is somehow not the squeeze but licking the plate clean after the fact as a baggie is the key to financial success kek. Nothing will happen as this shit grinds closer to zero. Screen cap this

>55893939
I’ll be celebrating the most recent hedgie driven to the ledge.

you won't do shit while I kek your bags into oblivion

Verification not required.

>55893957
Hi can you explain how someone closes a position 200+% short without buying every share in existence? Thanks. Oh and how often do you actually find yourself rooting for billionaire hedgies? Is this just a recent thing you’ve picked up because of gme or have you always performed fellatio in the name of hedgies?

oh no another retard that doesn't understand shares issued, shares outstanding and market float. uh oh stinky

>>55893908
That goes without saying, King. Hoes mad.
>>55893936
I see the looks on their faces day-in and day-out. The people are exhausted, angry, and QUESTIONING why things are the way they are now. I believe GME finally doing what it was born to do will be the event that snaps everyone out of their (((COVID))) media induced stupor. The situation will demand everyone's attention because the media will not shut up about it when it happens. Or maybe the reporters will be told to be silent as the price rips, who knows?

>55893984
Hedgies are already killing themselves though. Are you implying more won’t or that won’t cheer when I find out another is driven to kill himself because of this unclosable position?

>>55893985
When will they learn? Seems like they're the ones huffing the hedgie copium.

>>55893957
>Nothing will happen as this shit grinds closer to zero
>Screen cap this
Ok, you asked for it :^)

I don't care about your hedgie nigs. They gamble their lives away on anything from bonds to leveraged natural gas. The top holders of GME are unironically the hedgies themselves like blackrock and vanguard. Keep trying to pump their bags though, baggie. Thank you for your service

You ain’t hardcore nigger. Im actually celebrating when a hedgie kills himself. Keep kekking my bags. I also find them quite funny.

>>55894005
See ya there baggieboi

>>55893999
Checked
>alternatively pic related

It’s really impressive how informed your average bag kekker is about every minute detail about this stock.

>>55894011
sorry baby but say the nay-nay word is forbidden here

I swinged. If Ryan isn't going to make me rich I'll do it myself.

>>55894031
Is this a live shot of Ryan Cohen himself? No way is this real bro

From the last thread because I think it needs to be repeated:
They've never failed to cellar box a company before. The whole point of cellar boxing a company is to short it to death with the intent on NEVER closing those shorts. This position cannot be closed. They've been so deep underwater all this time there is nothing that can free them unless the company goes bankrupt and the stock price goes to zero. Continuing to short the company and kicking the can is the only option they have until their algo can't manage things and they are forced to capitulate.

Hey everyone, I was just scrolling biz and saw this thread. What are you fellas hoping for at this point? I thought all the shorts were closed in January of 2021?

>55894084
Hi do you understand the mechanics of shorting? If you do can you explain how they closed a position 200+% short without buying every share in existence? Thanks.

Oh and while you’re at it can you explain how the short percentage got that high without naked shorting?

>>55894028
Anytime bubbles :^)

>>55894098
>>55894163
Isn’t the simplest answer that they didn’t have to buy every single share? Millions of people sold for profit, closing the positions without the need to buy shares

>>55894163
Short percentage is self-reported.
Maybe Mary-Lou from accounting fat fingered her data entry.
Yall delirious if you think this will MOASS. Goverment going to shut this shit down so fast.

>55894192
Yeah you don’t actually understand this. The simplest answer is that it was literally always impossible to close and when they discovered that they turned off the buy button and and pretended that they closed. Anybody with a basic understanding of math would know that. As far as I’m concerned anyone actually suggesting they could or did ever close are either paid to be here or full on retarded. Which are you?

>>55894201
here's a data entry for you
*spreads ass cheeks*

>>55894192
1) People were still buying shares during the runup before buying was removed, so not all buying was closing shorts
2) There were plenty of people who bought shares before 2021 that are still currently holding those shares

Again, the naked short sellers had zero intention of closing their shorts. They've been stubbornly kicking this can because they are hellbent on completing the cellar boxing, despite it not being possible. The simplest answer is they didn't buy back any shares but instead doubled down on their shorting because they thought they could shake off retail.

>>55894201
For the one millionth time, why would they not want it to happen? The tax windfall alone would make it worth it. Even not caring about GME at all if you study finance and economics you know that ever since we started trading paper dollars on a fiat system a crash or correction is necessary on a regular basis so it can continue the exponential growth which is both necessitated by and caused by modern monetary theory. About every twenty years there's a vehicle through which you can multiply your money many times over because it's the same vehicle others are using for the same purpose which is what makes it valuable. This time it's shares of a naked shorted company, last time it was shorting the housing market, and if you go back far enough the fucking federal reserve did the same bullshit confiscating all gold in the US over hardly any amount.

This shit isn't a bug, it's a feature. GME won't be the only thing that pops either it's just going to be the biggest green dildo.

>>55893561
As a WMT wagie and baggie, this is amusing. Anyways, I might actually open a short on GDOT, looks like theyre fucked

>>55894213
There's been 6.5 billion shares traded of GME since 2021 and that's counting from the beginning of the year, not starting at the sneeze. There's zero way all positions have closed, that's 20x the number of shares in existence. Three billion of those shares were traded in ATS/dark pools at that and those are just blatantly not real shares.

>55894201
>government intervention fud
Why would the government stop it if it can’t even happen. Why bother sharing this opinion if you’re not paid to be here?

>>55894249
Yup and just looking at the daily short percentage proves they’ve done literally nothing but dig the hole even deeper.

>>55894273
There's also this nugget

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>55894341
55894341% chance of moass tomorrow boys

>>55894341
>341%
A bit of blind optimism there, but fuck it. Clown World lol.

They never have to close. Shorts are printing money. Check the price. It's an infinite money hack driving you into the ground. Kek dumbfuck baggoids

>55894382
Thanks for the fud bingo. If shorts never have to close there would never be short squeezes.

>55894382
Yeah but what happens when it stops working tho

>55894382
>Infinite money
Which is the reason they're so salty is it?
Let's be honest for a second.
If you're out and out admitting the entire system is fake and you'll never, ever be allowed to win?
Why are you kvetching at us instead of the people who are riding your asshole like you're a pretty little pony? You know, the ones we're trying to fuck on?
Explain what you get from it.

>>55894429
This is my favorite part. They actually expect me to believe someone who visits this Taiwanese tanning enthusiasts forum would be rooting for the hedgies they admit cheated instead of literally anyone else. It’s so completely absurd that they ever thought their fud would ever work here.

There are people who come here to dickride hedgefunds. Lol lmao.

>>55894468
Their excuse is always insane as well
>W-well I like a winner
Imagine being such a 'winner' that you have to cheat constantly to beat a bunch of nerds on a dick-beating affecionado website because you're so fucking incompetent that you mainlined a blackhole directly into the heart of your own operation and someone noticed it only had a single tiny plug holding it closed.
Fucking.
Lel.

Something is going to happen Monday, I can feel it.

>>55894496
>W-well I like a winner
Tbh I don’t know if I’ve ever even seen this justification. They usually just leave and come back after everyone has forgotten that their justification came up as a topic. I’ve definitely seen them say they just like to laugh at us. Its weird I like to laugh at people and oo but I don’t show up in a thread for doge and reveal I know every minute detail about doge that I learned from hours of research I did completely for free.

>>55894541
>I don’t show up in a thread for doge and reveal I know every minute detail about doge that I learned from hours of research I did completely for free.
its not just one thread, its every thread lol

>>55894521
I doubt it. Nothing ever happens on Mondays.

>>55894541
Also strange how they seethe when we laugh at their crypto investments. Really activates the almonds

>>55894496
Justification I usually get is
>This is what you guys get for not staying in yous general during the runups.
As though Jan 2021 wasn't noteworthy board wide.

>>55894382
Okay, so why does the media seethe about Rain Cone and tell everyone to sell? If it was as you say Jim Cramer would be telling boomers to buy. Think before you post Ranjesh.

>>55892801
>file deleted
kek avatarfaggot baggie

Deaddy

>>55894237
They don't care about doing the smart thing. Or the just thing. Or whatever. They simply don't care. The people at the top of these things are less than 15 years from sleeping in a coffin. A good number of them have eaten their young, with their children having succumb to disease or hedonism or sloth. They have no legacy, which is all that would drive them at this point other than spite, or the waning impetus for self-preservation. So any energy they have, it's put towards keeping the wheels running as they always have; change, even good change, is complete anathema. They listen to the usual voices whispering in their ears, telling them to take the usual cruel and cynical action in order to get the usual outcomes, and they won't stop until the ground collapses from under them.

Consider Biden. He's geriatric, his good son is dead, his other son is a disgrace who's about to go to jail, and his daughter is doing fine (but he's a misogynist so *shrug*). He doesn't fucking care. He's pushing a proxy war with Russia because that's been the normal for most of his political life. He's fucking the young and left because that's been the normal for most of his political life. He's jamming a wrench in the union gears and ignoring East Palestine and Maui and negotiating with the worst ghouls the establishment right can push forward because all that shit is par-for-the-course for his saggy old ass. And every single one of his peers acts the same way.

So that's why they're fighting. Because it would take changing the normal pattern of behavior to just sit back and take it and enjoy the rewards. It would require ignoring the voices in their ears and using their own critical faculties. It's not going to happen because they don't care.

Haven’t checked the price in months, still holding
What’s the current squeeze status bros?

>>55894651
No one’s going to read that wall of cringe holy shit baggie

Do you agree?

I think moass will happen, but I cannot imagine what would happen. I truly can't. How high would it go, when would I sell and how many of the shares? What would the news look like? Suicides by losing hedgies and bankers, by people who sold early? My life afterwards? When I try to imagine it I just see black.

I have a legitimate question about MOASS... What do you think will honestly happen with NYC? Am I right to think that 90% of it's functionality relies on old money and the stock market? If this is the case then MOASS should turn this place absolutely upside down, unless there is something I'm not seeing. I'm sure most everyone in here wouldn't mind seeing that happen since everyone wants to move innawoods after MOASS, but I've always wanted to just chill in New York City because I love the ambiance... But I don't think this is feasible anymore if the NYSE disintegrates into nothing.

>>55894748
Hmm...ahh yes, of course. That is quite the chart if I do say so myself.
>4NAAA

>>55894792
Sell? HAHAHAHA LOL LMAO. No. Imagine holding the rarest Pokémon card ever or a priceless classic automobile. Why would you sell it?

can one of you post your P/L on GME over a meaningful time span

They’ve currently got the loss wrapped up in a short position. If this is the nuke we think it is, what’s stopping them from just keeping it wrapped up for eternity and making up the price of GME forever?

>>55894834
*swap position

>55894830
no

>>55894794
>What do you think will honestly happen with NYC?
Not my problem!
>Am I right to think that 90% of it's functionality relies on old money and the stock market?
Whatever floats your boat.
>If this is the case then MOASS should turn this place absolutely upside down
That would be the most exciting outcome for sure.
>unless there is something I'm not seeing.
You're not seeing that you care too much for something that's way beyond your control.
>I'm sure most everyone in here wouldn't mind seeing that happen since everyone wants to move innawoods after MOASS
I don't want the world to be plugged into chaos, but that might just be the stupid prize that Wall Street won for playing a stupid game.
>but I've always wanted to just chill in New York City because I love the ambiance...
There's nothing about (((NYC))) that's ambient, so you aren't missing anything.
>But I don't think this is feasible anymore if the NYSE disintegrates into nothing.
If you're even remotely concerned about societal collapse, then you should seriously reconsider your desire to live in a severely overpopulated shit hole lmao.

>>55894834
Firstly that's bullshit.

My own DD (and many others believe this too) told me that the MAJORITY of short positions are held by Citadel Securities. They fucked up and didn't see an event like Jan 2021 happening or even possible. Because their algo's are set to execute retail orders no matter what (PFOF) they 'accidentally' or 'unintentionally' naked short sold countless millions of GME shares to the MILLIONS of retail buyers.

Everyone likes to shit on kenny and citadel but they don't really know WHY they suddenly became so short on this. The above is my reason. Ofcourse, there are others players who are short too, but I think citadel definately has one of the biggest short positions (whether intentional or not is another story)

To answer your question though...

Fear. They've already shown fear. Its too late. turning off buy button. The flash crash and immediate 'breaking news' on CNBC. Jim telling people to sell and 'dont go for the home run'. Forget Gamestop. constantly meltdowns and attacks against GME and RC. etc.

>>55894792
>>55894794
you get what you fucking deserve

>>55894582
>so why does the media seethe about Rain Cone and tell everyone to sell?
they are antisemites

>>55894830
Considering that the price is entirely fake and gay right now (short exempt volume hasnt dipped to beneath 50% of volume since 2021) I don't mind.

>>55894830
It doesn't matter if people bought after Jan 2021 because the shorts never closed.

Yes the price has been going down since that time. We know. It's called shorting, market makers setting price. custom swaps. etc etc.

Next?

>>55894944
>because the shorts never closed.
BRO
an etymologist DEBUNKED that
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/15nk9y1/from_an_etymologist_cover_close_for_the_love_of/

>>55894955
Kek. This shit was fucking hilarious.

>>55894708 is filtered for me, what'd he say?

>>55894955
Damn, guess I have no choice but to sell all my shares

Can somebody answer Ryan’s question?

I hope this moons before October. My job is doing a mandatory in person meeting that month. That’s 8 hours sitting in a conference room with almost a dozen normies doing team building activities. I’ve been applying to other jobs non stop trying to get out of it.

>>55894673
Strangled in the cradle by two share offerings and a failed turnaround

>>55894955 checked
>>55894959
>>55894998
He just shows up and dabs on the Predditors about how is "expertise" makes his argument relevant. Sounds anti-Semitic desu.

>>55894975
Absolutely nothing. A word salad of pure bs

>>55894794
NYC functions in spite of elite bullshit, not because of it. What matters is people having food and having prosocial things to do with their energy. Sometimes the elite and their lapdogs provide those things. Mostly, though, they get in the way of people getting those things, and put down the flare-ups of frustration that result.

>>55895006
Why do shills and MSM keep trying to push this failed turnaround narrative? Is there a time limit? They've been saying failed turnaround when RC had barely been there for 1 year.

It's only a failed turnaround when RC leaves and he didn't do anything.

Until then, the turnaround is in progress.

Shills so desperate to create sense of urgency

>>55895019
Thought so. Care Law is unassailable. Test it: wait until the next crisis (whatever it might be), and see if the powers-that-be respond like reasonable experts, or like we're still in the middle of the Cold War.

>>55894834
Hedgies are just third-party leeches sucking off the teet of a centrally rigged market. They are mere beneficiaries of corruption with little actual influence over what the price is.

>>55895071
>teet
teat

>>55895029
Perhaps it won't be as bad as I think it will turn out to be. But 180,000 people in Wall Street who make each make over $400,000 annually suddenly evaporating will definitely put an incredibly large dent into the fabric of the place. I could see the number of NYPD halving at least, along with over half of the cities wealth leaving forever. I just hope that somehow a new metropolis figures out how to take it's place in my lifetime. I just love sky scrapers and penthouses.

>>55895144
Huge assumption hedgies pay into the public coffers at all.

>>55895183
Hedgies living in New York pay all kinds of bullshit taxes and fees as do all the service businesses they interact with. Look at the giant hole Amazon WFH put in Seattle's city budget for comparison.

>>55895034
Look out the window. The turnaround is dead. NFTs are fucked, esports initiatives were axed, now they're just closing stores and cutting employee pay to try not to loss as much money each quarter

>>55895235
Cool story bro.

So you're short or?...

>>55894815
Of course I will sell some shares when the price reaches a googol digits. Who are you kidding.

>55895235
Show short position

>>55895235
Man you been at it all weekend. I appreciate all the time you put in looking out for us baggies

>>55895144
Most of NYC doesn't live in or even go to Manhattan on a regular basis. A lot of their tax money goes towards the NYPD and things the proles never touch.

>>55895235
All the nft and web3 stuff is pretty much in hibernation. Once (or better if) crypto has another run these branches will probably become very profitable, but until then it's an investment.

>>55895183
It's their city, of course they'd pay. NYPD alone has more on duty officers at any given point than many small countries have active soldiers. They want to keep the place hip, trendy and worth living in and they want to spend their money as soon as they make it. They pay the working class to sling their drinks, walk their dogs, cook their food, drive them around etc... That place only works the way it does due to how much of a bubble that place is. The only time money moves out is if people want to travel to south Florida.

>>55895300
https://www.propublica.org/article/ken-griffin-illinois-graduated-income-tax

So what do we think earnings is gonna be like?

>>55895367
I think it'll be solid considering the big vidya releases during the quarter.

>>55895387
yeah i guess. as long as its an improvement from the same quarter last year, thats the main thing.

>>55895367
Hopefully good, hopefully they do a breakdown on hardware sales so we can see how Nintendo did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ5ufAE3d7w

>>55895274
Kek crypto baggies. We can kek their bags AND pin our hopes of GameStop's turnaround on them simultaneously

had a cozy weekend. ready for moass tomorrow

>>55895319
I don't deny federal, official state or official city tax loopholes in the slightest. I just think that money is still spent in the city. Criminal elements have their own tax system, too.

>>55895387
A billion million trillion dollar in profit thanks to Starfield

Ok, lay it on me real talk... How the fuck is there still a daily gme general? Wtf? Didn't this pump like 3 years ago

>>55895555
Checked and timewarp pilled

>>55895555
oh look the daily concern troll

read the op

Verification not required you faggot crypto baggie, kek

>>55895300
This is a very out-of-touch Manhattanite glowie view. Yes, a bubble, but much smaller than you seem to think. Like I said, most New Yorkers don't even make contact with it. It's not quite the economic engine of a trickle-down society, as you seem to be describing, either. The vast majority of that money travels above their head, never touch the ground; the capital that affects the average New Yorker's life is more of a function of its location along the NE corridor; that is to say, a function of its pronounced population density within a highly dense geographic region. The elite leaving and property values coming back down to earth would actually be a bit of a relief for people. The main danger is the NYPD and utilities workers making things difficult.

Kek dead doggies
Kek dead daddies
Tick Tock mommies
Tick Tock babies

>>55895572
*travels above the common man's head, never touching

>>55895580
kek crypto baggie

Verification not required, baggot

Seriously though, what kind of person wishes for a man's first-born son to be murdered, all to spite a couple thousand holders of a stock you don't own? Are we being raided by GamerGhazi?

>>55895634
Probably a psychopath with a crippling cocaine and mayonnaise addiction.

>>55895555
Checked. Wait til you hear about /BBBYQ/

Futures green
Evergrande cope dead
Nft marketplace dead
Market never crashing
Homes never going down in price
Games still 96% digital
Baggots still waging and seething
$17 eow!

It's strange that people feel the need to vehemently defend the health of the economy in the video game store stock thread on the Mongolian horse breeding forum.

>>55895722
It’s especially weird to do it almost every day.

>>55895722
checked

Oh Kek spyggots and Kek crypto baggies.

>it's strange that people feel the need to vehemently defend their stock that's guaranteed to return a profit(kek dumbfuck delusional fucking idiot rodent baggots) on the LE VERY RANDOM NAME XD FORUM

Don't forget to tell everyone you bought more tomorrow and encourage them to do the same stupid faggot

It's funny that GME baggies need to root for the rest of the market to go up in flames just so they can feel better about their own shitty investment.

>>55895722
no, all these people drop emotionally charged posts in these meaningless niche anime forum general every single day, even on sundays, despite the company being dead, the stock going to zero, and nobody every playing or buying any videogames anymore simply because...just because they have fun doing it and they have absolutely nothing better to do, despite them being so hardworking and successful and there being one million other random generals out there. no, they MUST post right here, every day and nowhere else for no reason other than fun.

>55895750
Are there no more appropriate Tunisian tranny appreciation forums for you to scream you chopped your dick off and that thanks to your sacrifice the market will never crash? Why do you come here everyday to tell us you will never be a real woman?

>>55895764
Not true, they went to Disneyland that one time.

>theyre mad now
holy fuck

>>55895771
I love how easy it is to set them off

>>55895722 Checked
Almond Status = ACTIVATED

Playing with dead daddy!

>>55895777
Fucking checked.

>>55895777
checked & kekd

>>55895784
reported to the ADL.
Anti-Semitism is anti GME.

>>55895770
Fucking lmao

>>55895722
>>55895764
Obviously this means the powers that be have the resources to ensure the status quo remains so. They are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts.
>There is no reason to think that they are so threatened by some random video game stock that they would hire legions of nobodies to infiltrate and infest some Chilean goat farming board which people discussing said stock.

>>55895777
Yeahhhhhh, If you don't mind if I checked those trips. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh, that'll be great.

The ones that go out of their way to be recognized are either larping holders or actuall hedgies with one foot off the ledge. Who wouldn’t want to hold a stock with people this dedicated either way?

>>55895508
I can't truly justify buying a hyper car, even if I were the richest man on earth. My money would instead be spent on a personal jet. Even if it costs a fortune to maintain, I love personal aviation and have always wanted to own my own aircraft.

>>55895844
Hypercars suck on public roads anyway. Give me a comfy middleweight motorcycle that needs to work the whole gearbox to get up to 120mph so it's still fun to ride at normal speeds.

>>55895844
smart man. private aviation sets you free and multiplies your reach and influence and is classy as classy can be. buying a "hyper" car is for trashy plebbitors who want to carelessly waste their gains like some dumb lottery winner.
also fun fact: shrinkflation also affects luxury items like Lamborghinis which are now just nice looking plastic cars which look nice on the outside but will literally fall apart in less than a year because they are being built cheaper and cheaper.

>>55895844
I want a Cirrus SF50. Obviously an expensive initial investment but their operating costs are surprisingly low compared to any other turbofan private jet.

>>55895878
>>55895844
I think the sportiest vehicles I see myself initially picking up would be a 2022 Nissan Z and a 1990 ZR1 Corvette. Both would cost me around $100,000 in total, and that's if I get a ZR1 with less than 5k miles that's been sitting in a garage when it's not being shown off at a car show 3 times a year.

the shills are so quiet right now. i bet they have a little discord meetup right now to come up with another strategy...no wait. they'll just post the same dumb shit again and again in the hope it will make people sell. fucking losers.

>>55895920
Yeah that's reasonable. I mean, I mean $100k invested in two good cars that will last is a good investment. I'm def going to buy a fun car but it will be an older model which i will custom modify to make it ridiculous and fun to drive. not saying one cannot have a bit of fun i'm just not going to but a meme car. i just won't.

>>55895929
Let's see, we just got the "market never crashing" tactic so I bet they'll come back with either "RED RED RED" or "RYAN DO SOMETHING!" Both classics.

>>55895900
I'm still shopping, but the diamond da62 looks so cozy and comfy. Vision jet is definitely a competitor though and I have my eyes on it as well.

RYAN IM READY TO BE DELIGHTED ANY DAY NOW
IT WOULD NICE IF YOU WOULD STOP SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER AND FOCUS ON SCORING SOME GOALS

Why didn’t Tylee live long enough to see moass….

>>55895960
Yeah that's a badass turboprop but I want a no-shit jet. Buddy of mine is working on his pilot license to do commercial shit, if we wagmi any time soon I'd buy an SF50 to use when I feel like it and contract with him to do charter flights to pay for it.

I mainly want to WAGMI so I don't have to beg for grant money ever again (professional biofag)

>55895970
boo

>>55895955
My favorite is when they say even if moass can happen the government won’t let it happen.

>>55895970
all joking aside you are one deranged cunt

>>55895999
Checked. Lots of digits tonight. Must be a good omen for this week.

>>55895977
You'd basically be doing charter for fun at that point. Don't get into chartering so quickly, just work on getting enough hours until you're as comfortable flying as you are pulling your car out of your driveway. You could set up so many forms of creating passive income to offset your purchases without relying on contracting flights to pay for costs... Don't forget that you're a billionaire. YOU. ARE. A. BILLIONAIRE.

>>55895955
>>55895977
>>55895999
>>55896011

>>55896029
>just work on getting enough hours until you're as comfortable flying as you are pulling your car out of your driveway.
That sounds dangerous. A lot of people are too comfortable driving.

With the move to digital gaming, the OBVIOUS hole in the market for Gamestop is this
>zoomers want gaming PCs (want to be streamers, etc)
>zoomers can't into PC building
>zoomers are familiar with Build-a-Bear workshop
It sounds pretty obvious. You employ some /g/entlemen who only talk about PC building all day anyway and let them help zoomers build PCs for a fee. Imagine you walk in and walk out with a PC in like 2 hours. I'd pay the fee. When I built my PC I bought a second fan for $250 because I didn't know my CPU came with one. If there was a $100 fee on top of all the PC parts GameStop walks away with a pretty penny and I'd still saves money. Just keep everything in a 1 ton safe and only unlock it with a purchase or build. Kids can learn how to build PCs too by watching.
Imagine you walk in, get asked what you need your PC for (coding, gaming, crypto, music, etc), they tell you what parts are most important, you select parts, the guy makes sure the parts are compatible, puts it together, installs the software you want (also purchased in the store), boots it up and does a health check, then you walk out with a PC (+ accessories).

>>55896102
GameStop already has PC build assistance in some stores.

>>55895900
The SF50 is actually very inefficient compared to a good turboprop and it will get held back by weather. The Celera 1000L would be one we should ALL look at when it comes out. But right now Pilatus or King Air would do you right with a turboprop. Supply for goods at this caliber is going to be interesting post MOASS. My hope is that these industrys expand and costs actually go down with larger production but that pay take some time.

Bros how much do you think Ryan is craving daddy pops right now?
Even moass won’t satisfy his hunger

>>55895999
>T-the government would shut it down at 10K!
>So you're saying I'm going to make 10K per share then?
Foolish shills don't realize that their doomsday fud situation is still the trade of a lifetime. There is no situation real or imagined in which selling is a logical choice.

>>55896227
There’s also no world where someone who is aware of this situation wouldn’t be holding the stock unless they were short. Imagine actually thinking anyone here would believe that you know about all of this but you’re so cynical that you don’t hold the stock.

>>55896227
that's child's play and the margin at that point is beyond salvation so intervention would not do shit. 1 share @ brk.a price to laugh at the hedgies for fun.

>>55892797
STUPID ASS BAGGOTS
FUCK I HATE YOU ALL.
EVERY BAGGIE WILL DIE. POOR.

>>55896292
kek angries

>>55896102
Not the worst idea, but you have to pay that /g/entleman to sit on his ass for 95% of his shifts. They really need to just make sure you can order most parts online. I've tried to get multiple parts from the GameStop website in the last two years and they've been out every single time, most of the time they don't even have it in a store near me and there are like fifteen. I really wish they'd just focus on the online and close most of the brick and mortar stores, then finish up whatever they're planning to do with the NFT marketplace. I have to believe they had better plans than selling bored apes. Then maybe make a push into esports, it's really the only way the company will survive long term, physical game sales are getting to be a smaller and smaller share of the market.

>>55896159
I'm holding out for one of the new turboprop Catalinas.

>>55896262
Blackrock and Vanguard both being massively long GME suggests retail, insiders, and actual smart money are all going to run a train on the hedgegroids.

>55896292
>FUCK I HATE YOU ALL.
Why?

>>55896292

>>55896351
his PP smol

>>55896330
Patrician taste. My youngest brother is wheelchair bound so I like the cargo hatch they have with the Pilatus, but if I could get something like that that could land in the water it would be kickass.

>>55896292
Let it out buddy. Don’t wanna do anything irrational now like kiss the sidewalk at terminal velocity. ;)

>>55896292
you keep using that word.

Kek, Shillies mad today. Looking forward to this week.

Calling all Jews for the daily comfy check

>>55896427
Tel Aviv here. I'm max comfy despite the antisemitism on display from the shills.

>>55896427
Shalom (but unironically)

>>55896168
my only concern is whether or not they carry the symbol and are certified kosher. reported to the ADL for dietary hate crimes

>>55896517
/biz/ won't allow kosher U symbol. reported as anti-semantic.

>>55896411
checked. ride the snake

did anybody report ken yet for anti-semitism? i feel like it's time.

>>55896029
I wouldn't be chartering, I'd be letting my buddy do the work and take the profits, and I'd take just enough of a cut to pay for operating costs.

>>55896411
keep holding frens

>>55896411
We are no ordinary baggots, we are King Baggots.

Fuckin' send it you twats... crypto gonna get fuckin mullered this week... at least 3 exchanges going down... kenny boy done fucked up...

>>55893030
Christ is King, ask for his forgiveness and you shall receive it.

>>55895844
Same here, the roads are garbage. Gonna buy the new corolla and fuck it up

Any DD on the 2 doggos? Are they still alive?

>>55896733
>ask for his forgiveness and you shall receive it
Up to a point. There were some very harsh words about practitioners of occult magic and human sacrifice, pretty much explicitly damns them and even considers their lineage and connection to God as permanently and irrevocably severed. Even if Leviticus is Old Testament and therefore pre-Christian, it's still one of the earliest commandments given to the Israelites.

>>55896810
>Human sacrifice
Human sacrifice is built into Christianity from the ground up, idk what you think you have been reading. From the ancient practice to the sacrament, to the 4+ year degree.

>>55896910
Yeah, it's the final and perpetual sacrifice.

As a jewish investor of Gamestop I feel threatened by all the antisemitic remarks in this thread.
Reported to the ADL shillies

>>55896910
I'm just going to chime in on this one, human sacrifice was never part of the tenets. That's apostasy. They made burnt offerings of dead animals before the time of Christ, but human sacrifice, specifically burning, was always listed as an abomination and a particularly egregious one at that because it was a canaanite practice in the local region.
>You shall not worship the Lord your God in that way, for every abominable thing that the Lord hates they have done for their gods, for they even burn their sons and their daughters in the fire to their gods.
>And they built the high places of Baal, which are in the valley of the son of Hinnom, to cause their sons and their daughters to pass through the fire unto Molech; which I commanded them not, neither came it into my mind, that they should do this abomination, to cause Judah to sin
>They have built the high places of Topheth in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to burn their sons and daughters in the fire -—something I did not command, nor did it enter my mind. So beware, the days are coming
>You shall not give any of your children to offer them to Molech, and so profane the name of your God: I am the Lord.
>Abraham answered, “God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son.” And the two of them went on together. When they reached the place God had told him about, Abraham built an altar there and arranged the wood on it. He bound his son Isaac and laid him on the altar, on top of the wood. Then he reached out his hand and took the knife to slay his son. But the angel of the Lord called out to him from heaven, “Abraham! Abraham!” --- “Here I am,” he replied. “Do not lay a hand on the boy,” he said. “Do not do anything to him.
Now all of this is particularly interesting when you consider that a certain historical event is literally called 'burnt offerings', which would make that human sacrifice.

>>55897118
>You don't pledge your entire life and being to serve him and his glory
>Angels weren't kicked out for not being in step with his vibe
This one just likes his souls cooked a different way, my dude.

Tomorrow.

>>55897222
CHECKED!!

>>55897222
Checked, even though it’s not tomorrow, it’s earnings

>>55897222
checked

remember, a shills presence betrays their rhetoric

>>55897254
the off by -1 on your potential dubs suggests that it is before earnings

>>55897254
Earnings will be red as fuck. What new products or services has GME brought to the table? Nothing.
-100 million in cash

>55895682
>55895750
>55897337
Still giving it the ol' college try, eh, Sanjay?

>>55897351
College is free in my country. Let me guess.... you couldn't attend university because you're poor?

>55897542
>Sanjay unironically bragging about going to shit colleges on government handouts
Poorfag detected indeed.

what happens if gamestop goes bankrupt

>>55897617
Then shorts get off without needing to close. See BBBY.

>>55897617
Same thing that happens even if by some miracle they don't. No MOASS

>55893030
>55895006
>55895235
>55895501
>55897666
He keeps on trying, but the results remain questionable. Perhaps a change in tactics is needed, Gupta?

Can i get some kek baggies up in this shit thread?

>>55897682
You've never worked with Indians if you think they care about the end product.

We’ve been steadily going down since junes shit earnings report. If negative earnings in a few weeks we could easily see 10-12. Who knows how much Zelda helped. Might be close to break even

pity webms are verboten on /biz/ because the webm of shills being fed seeds like parrots always riles them up

>>55897699
A -50% drop means we DRS the float 50% faster. Myself, I hope we drop to a fiver

I’m about to say a certain set of words that make a certain set of people angry that we are green and their portfolios are blood red for the last two years

Here are those words.

“kek dumbfuck crypto baggies”

Watch the seethe

>>55897699
Zelda was such a huge success that CFO resigned just to have more time to play it

>>55897732
Kek good one

When is the price going to jump? its been taking way too long and it doesn't feel like there's any hope for it happening.

>>55897758
It just jumped -17% in a month, -7% in the last 5 days alone
Is that not a jump enough for you

Bout to jump -100% dumb baggies

>>55897777
Checked. Based quads

>>55897720
Called it, I see:
>55897732
>55897742
>55897758
>55897769
>55897777
>55897792
Absolute s e e t h e

>>55892797
I'm not into GME but that webm vid was hella cool

Thread more dead than superman
Cmon baggies post your cope and post-moass plans

>55897956

>>55898025
kek

Another beautiful morning to kek baggies!

Futures very green! Baggots will be extra red soon!

>>55898025
Ok baggie I’ll start

Post MOASS I'm going to start the Gorilla Channel for real, hire Jim Cramer away from CNBC, and then stick him in the gorilla enclosure on live TV. The only thing redder than his blood on the walls will be the portfolios of dumb boomers that believed his investment advice. Then I'll mint an NFT of the video and sell copies on the GameStop marketplace. The proceeds from the NFT sales will go to collecting the gorillas' poop from the enclosure and airmailing it to all the traitors in government who stood by and let this blatant Jewish crime wreck American markets for 40 years.

Now it’s your turn

Went on a Tinder date yesterday and met up with this manipulative woman that likes to play hard to get. It would be nice if Ryan Cohen delivers my money as soon as possible so I can attract a nicer and more sophisticated range of women.

Flat is la-ACK

>>55894429
>They still can't answer this
Like pottery, it rhymes.

>55898227

>55898227
>55898139
>55898128
>55898093
>55897956
They sure are mad! Must be the bitcoin losses.

>>55898278
>down 21% so comfy womfy
Fuck off kike. I'm not holding your bags

>55898346
Never asked you to, malding pajeet. But thanks for volunteering. How's your bitcoin doing?

>>55898365
Better than your dead stock with a dead company and a CEO that has gone radio silent and dumped on you

>55898372
>He unironically lost everything holding bitcoin
Holy shit, can't make this up! Malding poorfag detected!
>n-n-no u
Keep malding, Sanjay!

Why does the video game store stock anger you so? Maybe you should try following stocks that make you happy. What a sad person you are.

While we are in the red Ryan Cohen is on vacation in the Bahamas lmao lol kek baggies

>Ryan Cohen Ryan Cohen Ryan Cohen Ryan Cohen Ryan Cohen Ryan Cohen
Somebody is obsessed

>55898346
You could just not come here. No one’s forcing you to be here.

Holy fuck it's so flat!!!!!!

Correct, it is flat. Glad you're finally seeing the truth.

this week could be exciting...in the flat kind of way.

>55898456
They never have to close though right?

>>55898477
Oh fuck yeah. You'll see $16 for sure. If you think about it a diagonal line is just a flat line at an angle.

>>55898490
Why the fuck would they have to close? Every penny this gets closer to zero is more money they make. Are you fucking dumb? YouTube educated dumbfuck? The stock gets liquidated at $0. You get no short payout. Instead you get GMEQ Shares. Sit the fuck down when the adults are talking.

Inb4 : muh cash. Muh turnaround. You bled 120 million last quarter. You'll bleed heavily this quarter. No new products or services. Your game sales have been dogshit. The biggest game of the last decade is completely digital.

Alright bros, I have made a list of aircraft I am interested in buying post moass. The Pilatus PC-24 and PC-12, Cirrus Aircraft Vision Jet, and the King Air 360. Which one are you guys getting and why? BRB going to ask Chat GPT which one I should get. My 2 big factors are reliability and relatively low operating costs, I'm not too concerned with operating costs because maybe my investments will cover it.

>55894382
>55898456
Holy fuck he's so mad!

>55898512
There has never in the history of the stock market been a short squeeze.

>>55898516

This is more your speed pipsqueak. Planes are for successful investors.

>>55897769
>It just jumped -17% in a month, -7% in the last 5 days alone
>Is that not a jump enough for you
Lol. Stupid baggies still holding. Buy a lottery ticket, go to a casino. Better odds than making it with gme.

>>55898516
>private jet
actually NGMI retard. you'll be bankrupt in 5 years

>>55898381
>>If bad dragon was publicly traded the shills would leave us alone.

>>55898516
>Alright bros, I have made a list of aircraft I am interested in buying post moass. The Pilatus PC-24 and PC-12, Cirrus Aircraft Vision Jet, and the King Air 360. Which one are you guys getting and why? BRB going to ask Chat GPT which one I should get. My 2 big factors are reliability and relatively low operating costs, I'm not too concerned with operating costs because maybe my investments will cover it.

Go and play GTA instead loser. That’s the only plane you’ll ever get to fly.

>>55896355
Checkaroonie!

>>55898516
I'm going to get a Zeppelin and float around from place to place with no urgency.

>We'll be green today

>>55898609
based bond villain

Hmmmm

>>55898787

>>55898512
Hey Rimjabi

If they never have to close, there would never be short squeezes.

According to you, they closed in Jan 2021, so you just admitted they did have to close. (we all know they didnt really close).

but lets take your argument that they did close. Why? Why did they cover in Jan 2021 when GME DIDNT have a bil cash, DIDNT have millions of holders, DIDNT have any shares DRS, DIDNT have the current team.

Hedgies fucked bro, and kek at your crypto bags

>>55894098
Because it was 200% of the float, not 200% of all the shares in existence.

>>55898372
Boohoo! Is baby-dick sad that he's a pissy pants loser that lives in a trash pile and subsists on turds and hedgie cum to survive?

We'll toss you some extra turds post moass, don't worry.

>>55898884
You like a rug.

>>55898884
You lie like a rug.

>>55898139
Based af.

Send some of the gorilla turds to the poor shills who'll be out of work after their criminal overlord's all ledge themselves.
They'll be glad of the free food since they all eat shit for dinner anyway.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>55897956
I might stop fucking your mother after moass but probably not since she loves it so much.

She hates you btw, you're a disappointment.

>55898884
You’re a fucking retard.

>>55898952
Yes.
I bought this qanon-tier plebbitstock. Ofc I am retarded.

>HfUND ID
lmao fuck off hedge cunt

>55899030
>Everything I don't like is qanon
Go back

>55899030
Tell me why you bought and hold and I’ll tell you why I did too. You’re suggesting it was mathematically possible for them to close while also pretending to hold. Kek.

>crypto
>lol
>lmao

We are close boys. I can feel it.

So is green dot bank going to go insolvent or is it just fucking the poors for the sake of it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/green-dot-bank-go2bank-cant-access-funds-walmart-why-rcna99435

>>55899103

AMCNEED baggies getting kekked and roping lmao

Kek AMC getting redeemed. Adam Aaron sure is pouncing “if you don’t let us mog you again with a dilution we will go bankrupt”

>>55899148
Avatardicked

Notice that we still inverse AMC, the OG collateral used in swaps against GME.

>>55899141
>>55899148
>>55899156
I genuinely feel bad for them. That being said, they were given numerous warnings by the CEO himself that he was going to dab on retail investors, they should've read between the lines.

AMC price target lowered to 1.55 by citi. Fucking kek. If it dumps that low GME will be back in the mid twenties.

GameStop run has started.

>AMC gets redeemed
>GME gets a green dildo
Really makes you think...

>>55899166
All of the collaterals are dumping.

>>55899179
>>55899179
>>55899179
Threaded.

>>55897915
WAGMI.

>>55899166
Kenny's in a tough position, him being long AMC worked for a while as he was able to maniulate the price to follow GME and use it as collateral.

But now he has a tough decision to make, because Adam Enron can start diluting again.

So he's either gotta bankroll AMC and waste billions financing them by buying their shares, or he's gotta stop the AMC price manipulation and let it dump to what it should be, 0.

But then he has no collateral for his GME shorts.

he's in between a rock and a hard place.

>>55899072
Because I thought I was going to earn money on this stock in the near future, and it's been over 2 years and its been blood red since I bought.
I never sell in red. All my positions that were green, has been sold.

>>55892797
Hey, I remember this game!

>>55899443
Based.

>>55897137
yeah you are just retarded