/biz/ - Business & Finance

Laziest shittiest bake of all time.

Mass evacuation of 36 million pagan Nazi-commie whites from Ukraine and perhaps colonizing of contested regions of the world like Paris and London.

The war is over.
All Ukrainians reject the war and choose lives instead of fake government and meaningless territory.

Smoke Marijuana and do psychedelics

OwU

not this shit again

Invest in community confederacies.
Each community is a collective soul.

Reminder to sell all rallies.

UNG already up in the HOOD 24 hour markets that open at 8pm on Sun.

>>55895704
>pre-futures

Taiwan invaded by EOW screen cap this

Victory to Ukrainians being alive.
Those who fear Ukrainian mass migration, have every curse against them.

White civilization forever.
True community forever.
>>55895678
Victory to Syrians, Lebanon, France, Sweden, Britain, philistines, Canaanite, true Americans, and east Asia.

X

Economics is a downstream of culture.

>>55895660
>slow weekend
>only just at 300
>OP still didnt put effort

>>55895644
He adds interesting info, my issue is that all real estate info seems entirely contradictory right now, to the point where I have no idea if housing is about to dip or not.

The fake moderator clearly wants to kill innocent people.
Blood on their hands.

>>55895730
>the USA sends one single boat containing all the remaining Israelis in the USA.
>it mysteriously sinks

And then we give them Taiwan


Or maybe China will do nothing. Because obviously there’s no reason for them to do anything

>>55895173
Fuck that I hate the person I become when Im around them

>>55895268
wat?

The fuck is going on in here?

I am going to start non-random DCAing into 2-3x ETFs tomorrow. I mean besides just BOIL/KOLD. All of them so far are ProShares except for YANG. I am not anti-Direxion but they are fags for only having a leveraged FTSE bull and not bear.

this market gonna pump so fuckin hard this week.

>>55895773
Damn, that's a lot of money lost.

>>55895852
market crashes this week, screen cap it.

>>55895864
Might not even make it to Jackson Hole before it tanks to fuck.

>>55895864
It’s not gonna crash until they get a republican in office

>>55895855
It will pump hard after NVDA earnings, THEY like to do bear traps by making shit flat or slightly red before they pump it hard. By they I mean market makers, not Jewish people, just so you antisemites are aware.

>>55895864
>Jew in ID
aw shit, was nice knowing you lads

>>55895898
China is in debt deflation trap hell. It’s not a meme anymore, the chinks couldn’t stop ending up like Japan but 10 times poorer. Nvidia will dump because a good chunk of their business is selling to China.

In Friday it looked like it was going to dump hard then plunge protection team cauterized the wound and it went up from the previous day. Monday is going to be a dump. This whole market is rigged but the rigging won’t last forever.

According to some, the 8 month tech bull run was mostly in part from foreign investors dumping their cash into the stock market.

>>55895864
>jewd

>>55895914
>t. nooticer

Dumping continues until morale is shattered and all hope is lost

>>55895921
>mostly in part from foreign investors dumping their cash into the stock market
Interesting and viable.

>>55895864
>jewd
I don't trust this poster

>>55895939
But what the fuck, I haven't had any hope in years

>>55895921
Friday held flat because 1 day of dumping money into the market killed $2Trillion in options expiring worthless. Was the prior 2weeks of dump just for opEx? Or was opex holding back the dump?

Idk please somebody help

>>55895953
probably for the best. I am 130 percentage points from leaving the wage cage and every waking moment feels like searing pain

>>55895961
Like what I'm saying is this.

Did the market tank so significantly over the past 2 weeks in order to reach maxpain, or did maxpain turn Friday flat/ green because Trillions of dollars were at stake of it kept dumping?

>>55895864
>BJewd in Gold
>market crash Monday
not like this anon, not like thissssssss.........
(captcha Hx Gays)

>>55895986
>why yes, I hold $3m in SQQQ and $2 in TQQQ. I like to live dangerously

>>55895961
Friday held flat because as you said it was opex and the market makers like to keep it flat on those days. We resume the dump this week until NVDA earnings turns the entire market around. The last 3 weeks were unironically a massive bear trap before NVDA carries the market once again.

>>55895898
So you are saying market makers also being Jewish is just a cohencidence?

>>55895917
>Believing anything China says
>Not understanding that China has already bought at least $5bn worth of Nvidia chips
lol

>>55896013
Alot of them are Irish as well, never forget the potato-jew

>>55895961
Opex 100% kept the market flat Friday, but we'll dump most of the week. I'll say we pump one day on NVDA earnings before JPow says that "according to the June summary of economic projections, we were going to raise rates again in September. So that's what we'll do." Market will have a bitch fit over another rate hike, and it's gonna crash when inflation data stays hot and China data stays negative, which puts the Fed in a bind on how to continue. JPow could easily project us having another two rates hikes on top of September's rate hikes next month, but other countries are seriously about to collapse if he doesn't stop

>>55895995
>We resume the dump this week til nvda poomp
FUCK, so we really will pump this week til nvda and jacks hole dump us again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I better cover my shorts asap

how do i block the low net worth investors

>>55896049
leaving 4chan.

MUH ROOM TEMPERATURE SUPERCONDUCTOR WILL USHER IN NEW ERA OF BULL MARKET
I know you're lurking, dumb fag

>>55895961
>$2Trillion in options expiring worthless
The options are only nominally worth that, in reality they’re just contracts that gives rights to holders to own stock. Expiring worthless means nothing to the stock market.

>>55896021
Lol the Chinese government is trying to prevent people from cashing out of chink stocks. It’s over. Q2 nvidia will result in yoy decline in sales.

>>55895961
You have no idea how many derivatives contracts are traded in terms of dollar value every single day. its literally in the trillions.

>>55896049
(You)'ve got enough on your plate with the hormone blocking, fag.

i'm buying ONE nvidia share and i will get 10 dollars at the end of the week

When will I be able to invest in Russia again?

>>55896148
Hahaha

>>55896148
I just read on the shitter this morning that they aren't allowing any foreign invoosters to redeem so as to keep their market looking poomped.

>>55896148
Once the Jews have gutted it in like 2034.

>>55896184
How do I dirty my money to then invest it onto the Russian stock market.

>>55896222
Just keep being a nigger and your money will get dirty automatically.

>>55895855
What do you mean that's a lot of money? That's like 5k?

>>55895989

c'mon oil let's go wooo

>>55896248
Oh that's much higher quality than the version I have.
Do you mind if I save it and add transparency?
Though my version is sitting in a chair...

>>55896236
Be hilariously based if russia just legalized cartels so the radical ones could go off the leash from their cia handlers

>>55896027
The nigger is the golem of the jew. The potato nigger is the financial golem of the jew. Both were originally slaves in the US. Fauci is a spaghetti nigger and was also considered as such until recent times. I’m starting to see a trend here.

What's a better buy:
DAL
LUV
SHOP
PYPL
SOFI

>>55895939
what happened to her eye

>>55896218

Not betting on the Jews pulling that off unless they can gut China first, and for all of China's probrems I think China will endure better than (((Zeihan))) expects.

>>55896274
Caught a falling knife

>>55896254
I don't really care.

Life is genuinely unfair. All I want is to be married to an anime girl (her name is Miko) and have a concubine (xher name is scoopsies). I'm not the type of.guy that needs a lotto be happy. I just want to kiss Miko on both of her cheeks, and absolutely brutalize scoopsies bussy. I feel like my opinions are that of the average Joe. Would you agree?.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KS4brKpD5qE&feature=share

>>55896287
Thanks!
glhf in the markets tomorrow, fren!

>>55896275
I figured (((they))) would give China a deal to some of Russia's East for turning a blind slant eye.

>>55896297
yeah you too.

China refuses to save property developers

>>55896290
kek! how is that rash so far? are you doing an update?

>>55896318

>yields
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

>>55895966
Carpe diem anon. Go all in.

>>55896337
You need a ride dawg?

>>55896341
Ken Ashcorps song about her is incredible

>>55896346
Nah, I'm good.

>>55896274
cum. STD. nobody know google here ?

I LOVE UKRAINIANS.

36 MILLION ARE WELCOME INTO ALL MY NATIONS.

>>55896346
fuck. what do i buy to afford this car ?

>Futures

MASS SLAVIC MIGRATION TO AMERICA

>>55895864
>be jew'd
>j/k lol

>>55896245
Oh, thought each line was a separate transaction, kek

>>55896341
You joke but as my portfolio has grown my positions have unironically narrowed to like one or two things at a time.

Quick we need emergency rape cuts or else the bond market will explode.

>>55896392
Fuck dem bonds.

>>55896392
>thing going up in value is bad

>Oil is poised to rally beyond $90 per barrel by the end of the year amid record demand and tightening supply, according to UBS strategists.
How do I long CPI with leverage?

>>55896392
I think rape hikes are pretty bullish. They mean I get a lot of money for parking my cash in an account doing nothing.

>>55896403
But the banks powell! The 10yr is going to need to go to 6% just for a normal yield curve!

>>55896415
honestly that is probably where that belongs unironically

>>55896410
You short bonds.

>>55896419
I was reading a very dense article making a suggestion the fed r-star variable rate might need to rise to 1.5% and the risk premiums as foreigners dump usd

>>55896415
Fuck the banks too.

>>55896405
Yields going up mean bonds are going down, which creates catastrophic levels of risk in the financial system since bonds are supposed to be a safe haven asset. That's Bidenomics!

>>55896441
What about black people! If we have no banks who is going to give black people 0% mortgages!

>>55896447
Oh man fuck black people the most.

>>55896039
>>55896041
>>55895995
Pretty sure NVDA going to be no surprise or negative upset, lol. AI pump is over
>>55896120
>>55896074
Thank you for correcting my ignorance

>>55896444
BONDS ARE WORTHLESS
>BONDS ARE WORTHLESS
BONDS ARE WORTHLESS
>BONDS ARE WORTHLESS
I CAN FEEL THE IMPACT OF THE INFLATION
THERE IS NO COMEBACK
THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING
THE BUBBLE HAS BURST
THE MONEY SUPPLY IS RAPIDLY DWINDLING
LOANS ARE NO LONGER MEANINGFUL
BANKS ARE CLOSING
STOCKS ARE PLUMMETING
NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THE CRASH
DEBTS ARE SKYROCKETING
ECONOMICS IS COMPLETELY DISTORTED
THE MARKET IS IN FREEFALL
CREDIT IS UNATTAINABLE
DEMAND IS DIMINISHING
TRADING IS IN A VACUUM
ALL ASSETS ARE DEVALUING
ECONOMIC STABILITY IS GONE
INVESTING IS IMPLODING
CRISES ARE HITTING EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD
BONDS
ARE
WORTHLESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>55896454
China repeated fuck those greedy housing builders. No support for their real estate developers

>>55896474

>>55896468
Big if true!

>>55896481
China has variable one year and five year loan rates. They reduced 1yr but maintained 5 year. Because fuck those country garden ass niggers

>>55896456
>The AI bubble only lasted 6 months
When has a bubble ever been over that quick? This upcoming NVDA earnings is only the second earnings impacted by AI, this shit is going at least another 6 months.

>>55896272
Probably PYPL.

>yields

>>55896492
>.
It wasn't a bubble tard it was a Pump n Dump LMAO

>>55896505
To short, you mean.
Yes I am short because the name sounds like Jewish pilpul (lying through teeth)

>>55896492
>When has a bubble ever been over that quick?
Everything gets faster over time. Cars, internet speeds, bubbles. That’s just the way it is

>>55896509
It isn't a pump and dump, it has legitimate real world value. It will of course still hit valuations that make it a bubble and eventually correct.

>>55896508
>futures


I like your style
Mmmm....
>licks lips
Based

>>55896524
The gimmick of it is over and until businesses adopt it driving commercial adoption = b2b level purchasing of gfx cards, the average AI porn connoisseur isn't going to amount to a noticeable uptick in sales volume.

I'm talking AI-based services that don't leverage an openAI api connection, but do it on-hardware like a product you would buy for doing automated accounting or fake AI salesmen driving leads

>>55896558
And most cloud vendors already have enough gfx compute allotted for transient demand like a new model coming out on the market. Your AI bubble will have to wait until the next bullrun

>>55896290
Stop being a freak, Mr. Fathands

>opex on friday
Ive heard T+2 settlement. Does that mean the shares actually move on Sunday, or Wednesday? Never considered how that woild affect movement on market open

>>55896558
the commercial story of AI already came and went on porn sites
>Haha look at the computer try to draw hands
>Wait that's pretty good
>I could do this myself
>Uh, can it do anything else though?
>Someone please ban this repetitive AI spam

BE THE FREAK YOU WANNA SEE
JUST DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M ON A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THREE
GRAB YOUR FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE BIKE LANE
WHILE EVERYBODY'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>futures

>>55896628
I thought it had cute thin legs and a purse at first

SOXL to $30 by EOM

>>55896599
Options settle the next day.

WTF bros this just happened to one of my favorite bookmarks.
>Alizée - L'Alizé (Live Top Of The Pops) (2002) HD 4K 60-fps
Reminder to backup your favorite YouTube videos because they may not last forever.

>>55896661
jockogood.jpg

>>55896657
Next day or next market day?

>futures

>>55896661
>Reminder to backup your favorite YouTube videos because they may not last forever.
Way ahead of you. 4k downloader is breddy gud for that. Anything involving music has high risk of axing at any time. Live concerts especially.

>>55896740
I had crab spice flavored potato chips today
I didn't particularly enjoy them

>>55896745

>Futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al-VVs8068w

>>55896747
I've had UTZ crab chips too. I lived in Maryland for a while.
Where I am now, we have a different chip brand and they also have crab spice chips
I did like the UTZ Crab Cheese Balls though

>>55896754
>I lived in Maryland for a while.
My condolences.

>>55896756
The weather fucking sucked

I was sucking titties so I couldn't bake, and now we're stuck with another failed /smg/. I am sorry bros

Bought 40 shares of TLT around $100 and looking at both yields and the chart. I'm actually going to get heemed by fucking TREASURIES of all things.

Not a shitco from 2021, not crypto, fucking US government bonds will do me in.

>>55896700
Market day

>>55896776
That's another Biden win!

IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/SCKrA-o_jbM

Behold,
the duality of man

>>55896574
based

>>55896290
not based

>>55896809
>nuhvidya

>>55896748
>this goblin has a child

>>55896651
>also based

>futures

Its all gonna crab until Nvidia earnings and jackson hole.

>>55896809
People here don't unironically watch Maverick, right? Other than the anti Biden schizo who probably is Maverick.

>>55896776
>TLT
Seems like no one agrees on where this is going so I wouldn't touch bonds.

>>55896880
Oh no!!!! You caught me!!!!! It is I, the "Maverick of Wallstreet"! Help, help, I've been doxxed!!!!

>>55896913
At least you acknowledge you're a schizo, that's an improvement.

>>55896878
Why is everyone looking at Jackson's hole? Sick fucks

>>55896809
>watching a YT grifter so you can become a failed trader like him
lmao

>>55896916
It's the kind of thing that makes him go hee hee

>>55896916
>Why is everyone looking at Jackson's hole? Sick fucks
I think it has to do with JPow being inside Jacksons Hole, this week.
Not sure if any big market tips will come of it, though!

>>55896880
Maverick made me a million dollars telling me to short when the fed pulled their assets out for "ethical reasons"

>>55896931
He's quite literally always bearish, you happened to listen to him at a rare time that shorting worked.

>>55896915
I hope you really do actually hold the positions you shill on /smg/. You're about to lose soooo much fucking money lmao.

>buy a home for 500K
>use 500K to generate 200K a year
how could you possibly choose the first one after understanding how to make money?

>>55896938
We dumped for 3 weeks straight, you and every other retard fell for the pre NVDA earnings bear trap, you'll celebrate when we are red this week till the earnings. I suspect I won't see you bobos here after hours when NVDA gaps up on the 25th, the entire market will rally hard for months after that.

>>55896934
Nah I just made that up lol I doubt he is even capable intelligent qualitative reasoning

Never watched a single vid of his btw

>>55896943
Because the second is bullshit.

>>55896943
The idea is to buy it on debt dumbass and then get cash flow, but I agree. It's risky, and plenty of home flippers got mega raped by these hikes

>>55896945
NVDA is irrelevant. Look at the fucking bonds, retard.

>>55896943
in democracy, real estate is the method allowed by the bureaucrats for the plebeians to have a modicum of capital, plus it makes the bankers richer. Also it puts women in charge, because they love to control everything related to the house and everybody knows men are just beta cucks serving women so men just nod and pay.

>>55896938
Sorry I meant 23rd after hours, by the 25th we'll have rallied 5% on QQQ already.

>>55896945
What if I told you perfect earnings are priced in, and NVDA will beat, moving up 5% and burning every single option buyer?
>all will become crab, mumu

>>55896954
Who cares about that gay boomer market that has negative real returns, bond traders are fuckin retards and I'm tired of people pretending they aren't.

>>55896959
You might be right if the indexes were still rallying and NVDA was at like $480, but we've dumped for a few weeks to allow for another retard pump. TSLA especially is going to retard pump for a month, the calls are actually fairly cheap at the moment too.

>>55896956
>>55896961
The entire financial system, *AND* the US government, runs on US treasury bonds. You had best start paying attention.

>>55896970
I'm sure it won't be a problem, Biden will figure out a way to fix any potential crisis.

>>55896952
You'd be wrong about that kiddo

>>55896943
Because HOOMERs and their housing values are the true third rail of politics (most) the world over.

>>55896974
Good luck. ;^)

>>55896974
>"Yes, inflation is higher right now than it was in July, but here is why it is 'good inflation."
hey i've seen this one before

I think I'm going all-in on kratos. They're making big moves and are 1/100 or 1/200 the big boy defense contractors. Lots of potential to steal market share, and there is some big public criticism brewing from up and coming politicians like AOC about how current contracts are being drawn up. Plenty of room for shakeups. Even boeing got dethroned due to their airplane fuck ups

ALL you directionfags are about to get dragged for another 2 years MINIMUM.

>>55897036
>ah i see, ya choosin' the hard way mr. snibs

BUDDY, look at 10 year yield computer.

>>55897036
I fully support this namefag.

>>55896943
More like
>Buy 500000 home for 25000 with 20x leverage from bank
>use 475000 to generate 38000 per year

>>55897067
>20x leverage from bank
this is why you have no money

It’s unironically over isn’t it?

I'm getting kinda spooked

China will collapse next month, bursting the tech bubble. get out of all tech stocks now.

>futures
https://youtu.be/X-f4im0PeUQ

>>55896943
Give me one way to make 200k on 500k
That is a 40% return on capital and not sustainable.

>>55896880
Grrrr how could anyone hate biden

>>55897138
God I hope not. I want to get a new gaming PC with a 4090 before that happens.

Shame I wanted to wait for Ryzen 8000 series and Nvidia 5000 series next year but if China fucks up, all PC parts will 5x in price AT LEAST.

>>55897148
>whaa whaa, i can't make 0.67% per week
lol, lmao even, git gud

>>55896964
I wouldn't say they are cheap, I got some. Niggers and jews are still going to crash the markets but there will be pumps here and there maybe even past October

>>55897166
Post portfolio mr 40% a year.
Not even Peter lynch has that average

>yields
https://youtu.be/ZAA04vvyD8E

Gonna be ugly if they rise up again

>>55895917
Stagnation doesn't mean recession. Chink demand will just remain flat macroeconomically with some things growing while others shrink

>>55897092
You're poor, I can tell, you talk like a poor person. Coping that you will never own a home and be a rentoid for life

>>55896148
Western Mongolia lost the entire population of a city of Saint Louis in young men. It is a shithole that would be permanently shrinking

God I just want 500 million chinks to die of starvation. Is that really too much to ask?

>>55897179
Owning a home is not an achievement. There's no value to be extracted unless you own at least two.
Owning one home is mandatory to escape rentcuckoldry, but unfortunately you merely rank up to taxcuckoldry. You are at the mercy of your local tax authority.

>>55897171
100% cash, stay mad

>>55897179
As someone of European stock, I understand that if you pay property taxes, you don't own the home. For some reason, mutts don't get it.

>>55897197
so you don't have 40% returns a year. You have zero returns a year and you actually lose money to inflation.

>>55897205
Maybe you should ask your parents what they are paying in property taxes, little bro, because I assure you, property taxes are a thing in Europe as well.

>>55897141
groovy
>>55897138
I don't really believe it but my short positions would be thrilled

>>55897221
I'm actually up 237% this year on PLTR if you really want to know....
(no really, stay mad, and poor)

>>55897205
I think you are right. I'm afraid that's one way they will get us to the own nothing, rent everything and not be happy thing planned by 2030, where private property is basically banned.

They will keep pumping properly taxes more and more and more fees on insurance as well to the point that nobody can afford to pay for even a paid off home, and someone planned like black rock will swoop in, and say, look, I'll pay the taxes and insurance, it's so high I'll rent the home back to you for cheaper then you are paying for theesr tax and ins, just sell it to us sign here.

Then after a year or two: Hey goy get the fuck off our property evil white domestic terrorists bigot we are gonna rent this to marginalized communities get out

>>55897236
The fact that you are up 237% and still post on /smg/ proves that you are in fact the poorfag. Everyone can gamble with a couple thousand bucks and make big returns when they get lucky. The initial argument was that you can take 500k and make 200k profit annually. The more money you have to invest, the less appealing retard gambles like Palantir become.

kek germany is actually revving up the war propaganda. FDP minister of education wants to abolish the strict distinction and seperation of civl and military research and development in universities

https://youtu.be/QN_Ayw3TFd0?feature=shared&t=53

And just like that, futures will never be green ever again

Are these planes taking me to the other part of hell?

>>55897187
Is that a woman? What is that?

>>55897274
She has a VAGINA that I want to FUCK>>55897270

>>55897253
>still post on /smg/ proves that you are in fact the poorfag
you're here forever too, don't forget it anon

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.596 per gallon
on July 24, 2023, $0.037 more than last week, but $0.734 less than the yearago price. The national average retail price for diesel fuel rose to $3.905 per
gallon, $1.363 less than the price last year.

The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.757 per gallon
on July 31, 2023, $0.161 higher than last week, but $0.435 less than the price
a year ago. The national average retail price for diesel fuel rose to $4.127 per
gallon, $0.222 more than a week ago, but $1.011 below the year-ago price.

The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.828 per gallon
on August 7, 2023, $0.071 more than last week, but $0.210 less than the price
last year. The national average retail price for diesel fuel climbed to $4.239
per gallon, $0.112 more than a week ago, but $0.754 less the price last year
at the same time

The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.850 per gallon
on August 14, 2023, $0.022 more than last week, but $0.088 less than the
price a year ago. The national average retail price for diesel fuel rose to $4.378
per gallon, $0.139 more than a week ago, but $0.533 less than the price one
year ago.

>>55897312
I hightlight:
>but $0.088 less than the
price a year ago
for August 14. The first 2 posts were July, now you know why July CPI was so low. The prices were not raised as much. But August looks different at the gasstop.

>>55897312
For all the retards:

Gasoline: Last two weeks July to first two weeks August
>but $0.734 less
>but $0.435 less
>but $0.210 less tha
>but $0.088 less than the price a year ago.

Diesel: Last 2 weeks July to first 2 weeks August
>$1.363 less than the
>but $1.011 below
>but $0.754 less
>but $0.533 less than the price one year ago

>>55897339
We know, the problem with betting oil is that at any moment Biden can get even deeper into the SPR and completely fuck your positions

>>55897349
Do you talk about Oil, the commodity? I'm implying August CPI. August CPI will look worse than July CPI that was lucky that the gasstations started raising prices for gas and diesel in the last week (July 31) as you can see that there the pricejump from 3,596 to 3,757 happened for gas. Or Diesel from 3,905 to 4,127. And then Diesel got far worse with each week, Gas slighty.

mumus desperately clinging on to Nvidia earnings

>>55897349
The spr is at a 40 year low, it has to be refilled. its oils turn

>>55897349
And Diesel currently looks like it's not giving up despite Oil and Gasoline dropping.

>>55897339
So where can I get a good deal on a used 10 speed bike these days, maybe even one of those with power assist battery thing?

I might need a backup plan way to get to the grocery store for when they shut off gasoline completely or it just gets too expensive. I just love this new banana republic we live in bros

>>55897375
>spr is at a 40 year low
why on earth do you think this administration cares?

>>55897375
>it has to be refilled
Lol. Lmao. Biden and friends will ensure it’s drained to zero, and doesn’t get refilled. All to “kickstart (force) a green energy revolution)

>>55897398
>>55897400
sorry i dont make the rules

>>55897400
Or blame Trump or any other republican should they win, that at the start of their presidency the SPR is at a low. Or the least it hasn't been refilled later on to levels it was prior to Covid.

>>55895649
You had one job baking this thread. This is shit.

>>55895939
>You can actually fuck her eye socket like a sideways pussy

>>55897412
Will there be Ouch?

>>55897400
Is it too late to begin smoking crack, become friends with Hunter Biden, and get rich?

>>55897380
>So where can I get a good deal on a used 10 speed bike these days
Police bicycle auction/city surplus. Police always have a ton of recovered stolen bikes they either could not find the owner of or the owner didn't bother to retrieve it. They sell these off in auctions. They also sell used patrol bicycles sometimes. Those will normally be the Trek police models if you're in the US or Canada. Good bikes, good components, may or may not have seen hard use depending on the concentration of urban youth in your area.
Alternately you have bicycle co-ops. These are run by hipster soi people with weird haircuts. Sometimes good deals here. I've rebuilt and sold some bikes I picked up at places like this. It's not much profit but I like fixing bikes and I'd do it anyway.

>>55897412
they just can't understand.

>>55897436
I'm sorry why are coomers allowed?

Git me my goddang money back, Pows

>>55897442
I'm actually doing no fap believe it or not. My mind is sharper and my will is stronger but I'm still a raging pervert.

>>55897444
When are people going to realize how badly Pow has screwed us?

>>55897184
Source on this?

damn where did this pumping come from?

>>55897458
Be patient brother, we eat good by the end of the week.

>>55897458
the dump due to opex was thursday, one day before, not today. it's literally over

>>55897432
There will be Ouch

>>55897472
Yes, the dump is literally over, now we pump until we get to fuck Jackson's hole

You think its possible?

>>55897479
Why the fuck not? Bobos are retarded doomers and their sushi will never get comped.

>futes

>>55897484
Tay is the future cat mommy/wine aunt mascot.

>>55897484
COOM
OOOOO AAAAA AWOOGA

>>55897484
Feet bros...

>Trading is bad for my mental health
>Not making money by not trading is even worse for my mental health
A horrible cycle this is

>>55897437
Thanks fren I may look into. I almost bought a 10 speed that some garage sale type wholesaler foreigners had set up at the gas station by my house, it was brand new even had some packaging with it except had a small chunk of rubber missing from a handbar pad thing.

But, I tried to ride it and a piece was broken in the gears where it wouldn't change gears. The bike was only $20 but it wouldnt work and I don't know how to fix it

>>55897138
I was betting for a stronger policy change today and I fucking lost. I thought they'd try harder to maintain their economy. It really is just words and no actions. At that point it feels that the new Xi government has no clue on how to handle their economy. Now I'm becoming totally bearish china

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55897534
Bobos you behoove yourselves.

>>55897525
China collapse has been two weeks away for decades

Those chanks all drowning and losing their houses better not stop buying splurin or my LVMUY bags gon' get heavy

>>55897538
I just down wanna get behooved and beclowned is all

>>55897541
Dude, before Xi, they were much more open economically and were really fully promoting business and making money.

>futures moving while bitcoin stays flat
Yeah just a futures fakeout.

Xi Jinping cut interest rates

Say Thank You Chinaman

>>55897541
If we learned anything, it is always possible for fiat systems to kick the can down the road on their financial issues. Issue more debt, raise interest rates, lower interest rates, throw money at everyone, lock everyone down, go to war. The possibilities are endless, central banks will keep the slave game running forever

>>55897547
Add getting beheemed to that list

>>55897572
Yea, forgot about that one

>>55897566
Yeah that's true for America but terrible for everyone else that's heavily dependent on trading with us. Our money printer is literally obliterating countries

Are they really gonna give us a good green poomp to short? That's mighty white of mumu don't you think?

if i have to watch only 1 european stock index, i would follow the dax, the eurostox50 or the eurostox 600 ?

>>55897595
Mumu's are Aryan Gods, bobos are stinky niggers
Picrel me and my bangs

>>55897614
They're all irrelevant. Just watch the SPY

>>55897619
Based

>>55897619
Cheers to that barqs
But i personally prefer Dr. Pepper

AAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THIS

>>55897619
That's funny because I haven't had bangs in years, and my brother saw some at Sam's club or wherever he goes and brought me over a 12 pack yesterday. Hadn't even crack one open yet.

Forgot about it til you posted, already drinking a coffee, buy I will join you with the bangs a lil later

>>55897634
Just buy puts 20 mins after open or whenever you see the euphoria peaking

>>55897628
Yea me too, plus I think bangs is caffeine free, and I need some pep in my step

Almost 6 handles on GDP growth!
lets go boys!

>Denmark will gift Ukraine F-16 jets
>Ukraine not allowed to use them outside their territory
>hahahaha

>>55897621
no i prefer to have 1 european index just in case

>>55897657
>The top (bottom), highest (lowest)...
They are trying to confuse me aren't they? Its too early I think I need some more coffee bros

Actually wondering how hard this retardmarket can repump, you really can't guess.

So when’s nvidia earnings gonna be anyway

>>55897676
I think wed after bell

Wheres the chinese collapse bros?
I was promised lower prices for BABA NIO and BYD.
Did joe lie to me again?

bobo you fucking basterd you lied to me

>>55897687
>UBS cuts China’s 2023 real GDP growth forecast to 4.8% from 5.2%.

soon

>>55897693
Don't worry, we gotta sell a bunch of calls this morning first for the Hawaiian and Vegas trips, be patient

>Biden considers meeting with Saudi Arabia's MBS at G20 to talk mega-deal - Axios.

arabs and socialists hand in hand

>>55897721
I thought they wouldnt even meet with that contantly confused old bumbling geezer

this pump feels fake and gay, back up buying in case Nvidia shits the bed this week?

>>55897441
>Boota
Lok at that ass!

>he thinks bobo days are over

>>55897484
COITUS WITH THE CELEBRITY

Ye DAX, go on, just undo 2 days in 1 day again. 2 Days of which 1 was a complete retard fakeout and was green until US came. This market just swaps from retard buying to retard selling. It's just bigger and bigger swings, for reasons nobody knows and understand except maybe stoplosshunting.

>>55897755
THEY ARE CHUD! NVOODIA $900 EOY!

Euro Mumus are buying the dip. We are so going to make it.

With Jews, you win

Questionable if this is sustainable or again one of those pumps for US to dump as last week 2x happened.

>>55895649
you may now detain me

>>55897772
>implying arbitrage doesn't make them follow US futures/pre-market

>>55897766
something something low liquidity?

Looking at the Fuel Oil/Diesel Chart, September CPI could even be WORSE if Fuel Oil stays like this and even worse if it goes higher, since September 2022 Fuel Oil actually crashed a little.

>>55897484
>>55897761
too old

>$NVDA: HSBC Raises Price Target to $780 from $600
Come on slurpbros we only have +76% to go

internet schitzos are telling me the stockmarket is about to crash big time

>>55897855
I swear, if this crashes on earnings, how will they save face? How will anybody ever trust these banks/analysts?

>>55897767
Unironically

>>55897867
lol who takes them seriously anyways?

>>55897863
what if, hear me out cause this is a bit out there crazy, what if we just have a normal downturn and recession instead of a road-like collapse of society or permanent uninterrupted growth?

>>55897867
analysts are the lowest positions in a bank and the work they do is for free, ie just to be mentioned on Bloomberg. The real information is not given for free and is not public.

>>55897867
>How will anybody ever trust these banks/analysts?
lmao, good one. They've been wrong on everything for years, it doesn't change anything, they give a price target, it never gets reached, no one remembers they set a ridiculous target, rinse and repeat.

>>55897863
That means buy the dip RETARD

Nvidia will likely rally hard until earnings.
I'm scared about holding through earnings though, my gut tells me I'm going to get jewed.

>Das Inflationsziel der EZB von zwei Prozent ist laut einer Bundesbank-Umfrage für die Gewerkschaften in den jüngsten Lohnabschlüssen wegen des anhaltenden Preisschubs kaum noch von Bedeutung gewesen

2% inflationtarget plays no role anymore for unions during latest wagedeals

They are spinning hard to make workers and regular people now the scapegoat for future inflation. After the war now it's the simple worker who's so evil and wants more money as to even out the loss in real wage for exorbitant inflation. OOOOOOOOOOY

>>55897882
That's the nature of gambling.
Bet on AI bro

>>55897880
This is why I rarely eat beef. Also no pork, since it's not really useful nutrionwise. Beef has at least more creatine. But only organic.

Chicken is lower tier being.But also there only occassional. Fish is better if it wasn't for plastic etc.

>>55897894
K... Keep me posted

>>55897880
>>55897894
AND NO FUCKIN VEAL. Or LAMB, fuckin childeaters.

>>55897885
Why would the inflation TARGET play any role anyway, its just a daydream of ezb, actual inflation should play the biggest role

>>55897882
hold till wednesday then take profit.

>>55897904
The article is about UNIONS not giving a damn anymore about the 2% inflation target the ECB is setting. This is why unions are now demanding +4% wage growth. Years ago it seemed they were caring about it, but not anymore.

And this is the narrative the ECB is trying to spin since March, where Lagarde more and more talks about wage inflation. As if wage inflation inherently leads to higher prices. It's corporate greed that does.

>>55895676
>>55895689
Based truth

>yields
blood red by close

And just like that, QQQ will never be above $360.30 ever again!

>>55897922
>giving any fucks about european economy

>>55897949
It will be green, clown world markets will make sure of it

>>55897882
I really wanna buy puts but I bet I'd get destroyed

>>55897922
how many decades now have wages been stagnant? someone should ask the ecb.

>>55897975
I think I'm just gonna do something real cheap like a few dirt cheap butterfly puts so I don't get raped by IV or risk much anyways

so will the jackson hole speech crash the market again this year ?

SOXL weeklies time?

JEROME! THE BONDS SAVE tHEM

>>55898018
When is it?

>>55898018
13.09 is CPI. 2 Days later after you know what. This is it.

>>55897989
Wages have been stagnant in the US as well essentially. Next to no real-wage growth. Unions actually have it worse than most because they are currently behind the curve in terms of inflation adjusted wages. Their 5 year contract its not until year 4 that their wages reflect current cummalative inflation and ignores continued effects of inflation.

Most union leaders are coopted anyways
Fucking pieces of shit

>>55898054
Its partially because the government has buckbreaked unions so they cannot actually strike.

>everyone talks about NVDA
>not a peep about AMD.

what is AMD cooking?
I can feel it coming, cheaper chips, same performance.

>>55898070
>cheaper chips, same performance
AI makes us care about software ecosystem much more than games did. Because games run fine on either brand of GPUs, but when it comes to AI you want Nvidia.

>>55898058

>>55898058
>>55898054
I always love how in regards to strikes and unionfights liberal faggots show themselves and cry out
>THIS IS RANSOM
>YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER JOB WITH MORE INCOME

These are the people, born rich, who don't understand, that not everybody can have a high paying job or the current system would fall apart/not work anymore, but still try to blame you for picking your shitty job. Actual retards. The retards that want to import lowskilled people to do these lowincome jobs and hope they won't strike.

>>55898079
>Because games run fine on either brand of GPUs

>>55898082
Gotta love when the government threatens to jail people for striking at the best time they can could have a strike. Unions are only allowed to strike when its convinent for their masters.

Ahhhhh I have a question but don’t want to ask at 337 replies

>>55898124
This is the last /smg, so you might as well ask now We will finally be able to escape this place, r-right? R-RIGHT?

>>55898102
>the government threatens to jail people for striking at the best time they can could have a strike
What? Does this happen in the US? I mean, in germany strikes also can be illegal if requirements not given etc, but that is a thing the court decides.

>$NVDA: KeyBanc Raises Price Target to $620 from $550
Someone tell these retards this isn't an auction lmao

Just started my Roth IRA, what should I be buying in anticipation of a recession?

>>55898144
>strikes
Why would I trust any bank that names itself
>Banc
What is this? Is this an american thing? I only see this with US banks. Is this an amalgamation of bankcorportian to banc?

So no one is going to bake?
I can't, I am Boomer IP range banned, only share blue FAGGOT'S can bake

>>55898140
The major railway unions literally cant strike. Even when they kept being given impossible "offers" by the corpos they had to sit there and eat shit for two weeks to "cool off" before they got another offer with barely any changes. When it looked like the union was gearing up and felt like it could possibly strike the government stepped in and said fuck those workers and mandated they go back to work and negiotated a "deal" for them with the railway corpos. There are numerous industries where its impossible to strike without being potentially jailed in the U.S because its "critical infastructure"

>>55898148
SCHD

>>55898159
if it's so critical pay them a decent wedge that tracks true inflation

Alright I will bake

>>55898159
Lol, this despite the US railway being said to be shit. In germany the same thing happened and they striked a few times and were close to striking for days, but together with the court the union could settle with the major railway company.

Man these tiny little liquid Kratom extracts from Kwik Sak are strong as fuck. It says 7 doses per tiny little bottle, I'm zinging bros only had a tiny bit of it

>>55898167
Yo, stop it with the antisemitism. Bloomberg is gonna report on this.

>>55898156

>>55898176
Nice, this thing is an opiod.

>>55898188
>>55898188
>>55898188

>>55898170
US railways are bad for passengers, but cargo lines are a major backbone for US logistics. They also run everything into the ground and disregard safety, but as long as Joe Public gets to buy the latest Fuckatron 5000 for $199.99 no one gives a fuck. If you ever want to know what would make Americans change anything, its being unable to buy a Fuckatron 5000.

>>55898208
>everything into the ground and disregard safety
Yeah, read about the several chemical incidents recently.

Think I turned gay, bros.

>>55895896
>until a republican gets in office
filed under never gonna happen.