/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHY AREN’T THE STOCKS MOVING??

red monday

Next decade? Crabbing while waiting for the real estate market to crash. When it does, a ~20% dip into a rally to new highs which will become the norm

>>55887549
ITT niggers really hate Americans and the American stock market but still don't have the wherewithal to improve themselves or change their destiny.

SOXL to 5,000.

I warned you about BTAI. About ARAV. About other Bioshits. You don't listen.

There's more bioshits out there. Just waiting to be sold off.

>>55887915
Thoughts on MMM

>>55887549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnOvOkIfixg&pp=ygUaY3J1ZWx0eSBzcXVhZCBtb3RpdmF0aW9uYWw%3D

>>55887549
I am bullish on the fundamental return to physics.

KEK!
DOUBLE
BASED
>>55886994
>>55886994
>>55886994

>Price of crude oil going up slowly
>Companies that makes bandages are going up slowly
>China's Evergrande just filed for bankruptcy
>U.S., South Korea, and Japan Summit
>NVDA Rallying 300% in 9 months, despite sanctions on China, preventing them to buy any of the advanced AI chips earlier this year.
>Semiconductor companies have a 27.4% exposure to China's economic decline, NVDA having 45%.
>Top institutional shareholders for NVDA have suffered losses from Evergrande's collapse.
>Same top institutional shareholders for NVDA have losses in the past Quarter YTD that they need to make up for the rest of the year.
>MAJORITY of the news, articles, and publications are still BULLISH on NVDA, even increasing the rating for the company and its price target.
>Same top institutional shareholders for NVDA OWNS these journalists who published these information.
My conclusion is:
>NVDA Institutional bagholders who bought at the top and are at a loss are desperately trying to do everything they can to shill NVDA as a buy so they can dump their bags on some dumb fuck willing to buy the top. With China and EU in recession, who will keep on buying this stock?
>China has all their reason to wage war because of the sanctions stunning their economic growth. Price of bandages and oil to mobilize a huge fleet of military vehicles are slowly creeping up again, same thing happened when Russia invaded Ukraine.
>Whether or not NVDA pumps or dumps after the earnings, the institutional bagholders are still suffering significant losses later this year, and they wont be making up for their margins to cover their debt and opex, which they will either have to refinance at the same, or higher interest rates if NVDA earnings makes the stock pump any higher.
I believe this is the top boys, and we're in for a long ride to the bottom. Keep in mind that Bear market rally lasted for 10 months last year. Did I miss anything?

>I'm other words you condone that stuff

https://youtu.be/GrkKL45qB0Q

>>55888205
Talk is cheap, short it faggot

>>55887731
Housijg market won't crash for a long time. This is literally the best time to get in.

Baking.

>>55888768
>>55888701
based

Baked

>>55888976
Is that Canada's contribution to the Pepe-verse? A maple leaf filled Pepe?

Having multiple threads is extremely bearish.

>>55887549
How are going to celebrate that beer is no longer pozed?

Was this a top signal? They short NVDA at 130 in January

>>55890543
>goes short in January
>goes long in early August
holy shit what a retard

>>55890543
>>55890696
There's more lmao

>>55887575
Stonk exchanges are closed on weekends. It's from the good old days when people used to get days off and HFT computers weren't 99% of all trades.

The 10 year has reached 4.25, same as back in October 2022. Why isn't DXY back at 113, same as October 2022? What other factors influence the correlation?

In pic rel the US is in the lead for rates. Only the UK is close to closing the gap. GBP only makes up 12% of DXY, this alone can't explain it.

i decided to use only TA, ie RSi and SMA. I will buy the dips in the RSI, especially with a double bottom in the RSI, and sell the tops, especially double tops. Main time frame will be 15 minutes.

>"Wow it would be a good idea to buy some PANW before earnings"
>US markets close at 10 PM here (Yes, I hate being a yuro)
>Take a bath around 9:15 PM
>Come out of the bath and for some reason forget about it
>Remember that I was going to buy some PANW 5 mins before close
>PANW up 11,5%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>futures

Give me a good stock tip.

Reminder to invest in profitable companies with low debt and competitive advantages.

>>55891249
sell

>>55891268
kek

>>55891268
no

>>55891268
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

>>55891249
PYPL

>>55890877
Men north of richmond punishing our dollar

There are 3,329 homes for sale in Austin

There are 12,127 Airbnbs in Austin

DO YOU GET IT YET?

>>55891268
Reminder to not think p/e or anything actually matters. It's mostly mood/sentiment. Just look at existing stocks and how they perform compared to SPX/Dow Jones and see if they move with it or not. A stock that can go up while SPX is going down, is a real stock.

>>55891442
AirBNB and its consequences have been a disaster for residential real estate

>>55891474
I have zero faith in the economy, but I posted the pic for lulz mostly. To me, this could easily be misconstrued as “normal people are to blame for our economy collapsing” rather than getting to the root of the problem, which is Jews.

>>55891442
So you're saying rental property is still a good investment?

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN
Verification not required.

>>55891506
Normal people are playing along because it's to their benefit. Simple as, so
>IT'S DA JOOS
isn't completely valid. It's da GOYIM who want to have their piece of the cake and simply want it comfy, not caring about the future of their children and grandchildren.

>>55891529
Looks like there is a lot of supply on the sidelines if the airbnb thing doesn't work out.

>>55891529
The opposite you dumb fuck

good morning fellow investors
what are your plans for this week?

>>55891592
Pray for WTI to $90
The same as every week

>>55891592
stop the stupid stock picking and the stupid fundamentals, instead follow technical analysis >>55890896

RSi will make me rich

Surprised no one talked about the whole X deal thing. Hell you could've made over 25% just by buying on the 11th and selling on the 17th.

>>55891610
could have would have should have

My job is offering to pay for my MBA should i do it

>>55891609
RSI is retrospective, retard. It’s not a live indicator

>>55891645
Yes lmao
An MBA helps you “get it”. You’ll finally understand what the big for consulting firms actually do.
Plus, it looks good for you

>>55891659
I think you're right. I have a humanities degree and work in data analytics rn so at the moment, my upward mobility is limited since I neither have a strong technical background nor do I have a business background. But if I get an MBA as you say, it "looks good" since I'd have an MBA combined with data science technical skills and experience and it could help me avoid soul crushing burnout as a wagie in the future.

As for looking into what the Big 4 / Big 3 (MBB) consulting firms do, that would be nice but I feel like working for a Big 4 firm would be very brutal for Work Life Balance. When you say an MBA helps you "get it", are you talking about understanding the nuances of business consulting and how businesses are actually structured?

>>55891592
Hopefully close my last small cap PnD shorts in the green, baghold my PYPL longs, see if my cattle spread position does anything good (probably not yet), probably add to my EUR/USD short, and wait for my AMZN short to go green. Hopefully NVDA will do something funny like have shitty revenue or miss the expected number of mentions of "AI" by -60%.

>>55891610
>just buy and sell at the right times based on unforeseen events bro

>>55891592
- watch for good BOIL/KOLD/UNG buys
- watch these interesting times with BTC
- watch the stooks when Jackson Hole
- watch the slaughter of the mumus
- watch Little House on the Prairie

>>55891785
Barani is such a hilarious energy bear.

>>55891592
Probably just seethe in anger and regret and fester in my own shortcomings endlessly replaying past memories while wishing a violent death on everyone and everything. Never improving always staying the same. Gripped with fear of what might be.

Thoughts on LNG? Seems they are running more profitable than last year especially with energy prices normalizing higher rather than schizowandering.

In the span of a week, we went from a potentially tame economic slowdown to BOJ schizo policy meltdown.

morbs on the catalog

>>55891945
gross fakies

>>55892025
as long as they aren't those gross triangle flaps they are good with me

>pre-futures

my friend just offered to give me his 3060 for free since he upgraded. i can't imagine being that loose with money. he's on scoops compensation though so i guess it's nothing to him

>>55892043
organic any kind>fake any kind and fake says a lot about the woman who gets them as a person.

>>55892074
all computer parts turn into ewaste eventually, might as well give it away for a favor

>>55892088
sure sure. you can have all the triangle titties to yourself

TTOO chads know.
Knowing is all you need to know.
Knowers know and non-knowers can't.

i love buying canadian scam companies

>>55892102
>temporary surface appearances are what I value most

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

>>55892166
*BULL SLAUGHTERING CYCLE
Buckle up for Jackson Hole, mumus.

In my day, the market made sense

nows the markets be sussin, fr fr

>better copium
it's starting

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4628347-michael-burrys-next-big-short-betting-1-6-billion-against-the-us-stock-market

>>55892285
lmao this guy's calls are totally meaningless

This thread was an esrly bake and the old thread is below the bump limit. MODS

Going on my annual 9/11 lost media rabbit hole again, financially speaking.

>>55892500
No shit, fag, what are (You) a picrel?

>>55892506
Here I got you senpai
>people say fib retracements/extensions aren't useful
>meanwhile the golden ratio occurs in nature, and shapes such as pentagons exhibit it 3 or 4 times on the inner pentragram
>the golden ratio is also present in harmonics and certain "sacred frequencies"
>these frequencies are also present in energy patterns found in chemicals and matter
Anyways, it's a perfect mathematical concept, so why wouldn't price action follow it as well?

>This thread was an esrly bake and the old thread is below the bump limit. MODS

gonna shill a stock even though i have no position in it.
Li-cycle. recycling battery business. i don't think i need to say more.
Q2 report - https://s27.q4cdn.com/432858399/files/doc_financials/2023/q2/SLIDES-LICY-Q2-2023-Earnings-Presentation-vFINAL.pdf
inside their facility - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xrarUWVRQ
i think this is a good LEAP play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcY9QfDVCsQ
How green is next week?

>>55891793
I mean if there's one sector to relentlessly be bearish about because it's basically a hedge fund hotel during downtrends its the energy sector

I opened up a SOXL short Friday. How rich am I gonna be tomorrow?

>>55891592
Look at the red numbers and cry

>>55892716
About this green.

Why is AMAT beating earnings bullish for Nvidia if Nvidia buys their chips from some Taiwan shithole instead?

>>55892774
Why short SOXL instead of just buying SOXS

The market will never crash with Biden in power. They are going to let Trump win, then let the market crash, blaming Republicans. Then, due to mistrust from the American populace, Democrats will hold power for a long time. This is due to Zoomers' aging and being left-leaning. Then the antichrist will unveil himself, a Democrat himself, and Armageddon will take place. Christ is king.

>>55892166
we did in march imposter

>>55892939
Even if the winds have shifted you are going to have to live with this monster of your own creation. There will never be a bad time to buy calls ever again.

what is your most esoteric or schizo understanding of the market? is it self learned or did you learn it from elsewhere?

>for me its probably that the market is a consequence of natural or biological systems and so it may follow similar principles or relation. it can not exactly stand as an independent entity

>>55892892
See you at open. :^)

>>55891610
Bag some CSCO jobber

>>55892999
Market dynamics are a consequence of the will of market participants rather than logical forces.

>>55887915
Name one. Many other bioshits are still solvent that you have mentioned

>>55892999
The market is your mom.

>>55893051
their dreams? conscious or unconscious?

>>55893084
The entirety of their unconscious and conscious minds. But due to the unconscious' ability to dictate all actions, it could be said to be more widely influential. Dreams are simply a gateway into your unconscious. Only by conditioning your mind to have dreams that somewhat influenced by your conscious mind can you start building the dream that you want. Furthermore, if you apply this to the market, you can theoretically generate a vibrational energy to have influence on the market beyond what some petty TA will get you.

Umm bros is Jeff ok?

>>55892999
for me its probably
> algos and smart beta funds have made it such that current earnings are reacted to instantly, meaning screening stocks on P/E or EV/EBITDA and other "value" factors has limited utility other than to filter extreme trash stocks. Furthermore indices have made it such that large-cap stocks will be bid up by autobuys regardless of their quality. Therefore, to have a chance as a retail human stock picker, your best chance is a story-based thesis, either sector-level or betting that growth investments of specific individual companies, for mid-cap stocks and smaller.

>>55893186
You could do a pairs trade like long NVDA short XLK

Bears will get fucking heemed tomorrow hahahaha

>>55893186
Just invest long term in good companies lmao it's not hard, you over complicate it

Higher for longer they said.

I think I have reached a point in my life where buying an air compressor makes sense. I'm going to make this purchase later this afternoon.

>>55893256
unless you live on acreage, don't be that cunt
we live in a society

>>55893267
I'm doing it and you can't stop me. You WILL enjoy the sound of my pneumatic impact wrench at 8am on Saturday mornings.

>>55893293
... and the horse you rode in on pal
i've got some cunt on my block who's running bandsaws and shit til almost midnight every night

>>55893214
>implying the most over-hyped AI stock will outperform in the long term from its current levels
I'd much rather take the opposite trade but even then, options are rigged by market nerds who spend thousands of man hours and quadrillions of CPU cycles trying to correctly price in popular theses. To beat the options guys you have to bet on unexpected (even/especially by financial media) events which just circles back around to story-based thesis.

>>55893216
Wrong, a vanishingly small number of companies are responsible for the majority of gains on indices. And while "obvious" in retrospect this often ignores defunct or marginalized competitors. For every IBM there is a Burroughs. For every Ford there is a Studebaker. For every Apple there is a Motorola. You are merely gambling if you try to pick the long-term winner in a sector either new or established.

>>55891592
working and drinking (like always)

Monday is going to be ok. It's just one Chinese company that went bankrupt.

>>55893330

So in the event that China has its own 2008 tier fuckup, what stocks should I invest?

Hell I might even buy a new PC with a 4090 in case Taiwan does get invaded.

>>55893117
well sure but the influence is communal. like when Burry announces he is heavily short, his vibrational energy is causing the wider bear and simp community to follow, leading to cascade.

>>55893312
My point is that if anything in a sector etf goes up over time, you can bet on the alpha a specific company provides while hedging against the index

>>55893396
I am aware that's what you are proposing. I disagree with your premise NVDA *stock price* will outperform its peers in a timeframe that will be relevant for resonable option premiums. Rather, due to extreme AI hype, I suspect it is one of the most overvalued stocks in its peer group in the 3-5 year timeframe.

But as to pair trading overall, yeah it could maybe amplify your thesis to hedge out overall movement of the sector but you are paying a premium to options nerds for that so your thesis better be pretty schizo so they sell the relevant options to you for cheap.

>>55893427
thoughts on selling nvda options?

>>55891659
>You’ll finally understand what the big for consulting firms actually do.
Literally corporate carrousseling. You don't need an MBA for that

All in on EBET

>>55893460
When I went to college I initially wanted to go for an MBA, but after a few months it was pretty obvious to me that college is a grift so I left with an associates in accounting. It's amazing to me that people drop 6 figures for meme degrees. Go to trade school.

>>55892861
AMAT is the main provider of TSMC for a lot of machinery

>>55891592
Shorts til tuesday. Keep an eye on oil in case it hits the last high.
Long on tech tuesday afternoon. Cross my fingers and hyperventilate.
>>55892999
The moment something looks too good to be true major institutions will come in to fuck your options over.

>>55893453
Selling/writing options strikes me as only worth it for the big guys. It's picking up pennies in front of a steamroller and if your wrong you either lost everything (selling puts) or missed out on huge gains (selling calls). Meanwhile with buying options, yeah most of the time your contract will expire worthless, but if you win you win you can 10x, 100x your initial investment.

With regards to NVDA. If I were to do anything with options with that stock it would be put options for sure. But I'm not really an options guy.

>>55893472
>It's amazing to me that people drop 6 figures for meme degrees.
Prestige>>>>>>money for most people. You could be a millionaire and bitch with an English major working at Starbucks would be condescending at you for her shitty paper that anyone can get

>>55893466
Have 5k shares myself, but maybe I should get more.

>markets

>>55893591
The exact same thing could be said about the current state of the US

I have 20k usd to invest in the market. I can't put it into a savings account because I got the usd by selling RSUs I get from my company. I could put it into an ok savings account (4-5%) but I would have to convert out from USD and would lose a large amount of money in the process.

So can I just invest in something relatively save in the US market?

>>55893619
No one ever lost money investing in MCD, APPL, and MSFT

>>55893519
>i have no idea how to manage risk on assets with define risk, manage my trades, or forecast price action to a reasonable level, nor construct an appropriate spread

>>55893513
>The moment something looks too good to be true major institutions will come in to fuck your options over.
I fucked up an entry on my spread and now it seems to be becoming favorable, so perhaps I lucked onto the MM side

any stock / finance related podcasts you guys listen to?

>>55893591
I'm actually having a really hard time finding a positive spot for China's economy right now. Between the huge debt, aging and shrinking population, lack of confidence, real estate crashing, etc, it feels like they're going to be stuck in 2nd gear for at least the next 5 years if not just permanently.

>>55893596
The US has problems, so does China, so does pretty much everywhere. The whole global economy's kind of fucked right now honestly, different countries and regions just have different flavors of fucked. Pointing fingers doesn't make those problems go away.

>>55893711
Slate Money, but it's more business & econ than finance/stocks.
Subscribe to the Money Stuff newsletter though, that's always good

>>55893711
VORW

>>55893711
No. But I do listen to The Snowplow Show.
Prank call show.

is that anon who was talking about yield max ETFs around? he posted a vid where one of the fund managers was talking about it. They have so many tickers now, they recently added
AMZY
FBY (facebook)
GOOY
NFLY (netflix)
CONY (coinbase)
I feel tempted to buy TSLY, APLY and NVDY

>>55893711

>>55893711
I like the Compound w/ Josh Brown and crew, it's usually an enjoyable watch

>>55893711
Figuring out money gives some good insight on the day to day trading and ciovaccio capital I watch his weekly posts about the macro data that goes on.

>>55893711
The best day to day market analysis available on YouTube is probably FX Evolution
https://www.youtube.com/@fxevolutionvideo
One of the few traders who doesn't let bias get in the way of the videos, very technical based - if you don't trade with ~1/3 of your calculus based upon TA you won't like his videos as much; very good seasonality and statistic breakdowns
Has no bullish / bearish bias, truly is a trader that reacts not predicts, whereas every other YouTuber practically is a predictor only
For news coverage, especially international stories that you may have missed, Steve Van Metre is actually very based, with that said, know these things
>he relies on gimmicky thumb nails to draw in viewers
>he can over emphasize or over exaggerate the importance of different news
>he shills his own stock tool that he is selling in his videos [however, the tool is actually a good one / not a total scam - not worth the $$$ per month though!]
If you can overlook these 3 things, and use your own brain to analyze things, it's a good channel - half the time I just skip around the video to see the articles that he is covering, look up the articles on bloomberg / WSJ/ reuters (use archive.is to circumvent any paywall) then read the article that Steve is covering myself - I want to emphasize again that I do not agree with everything Van Metre says, and he is a bit of a fearmongerer, but the articles that he covers in his show are all good reads, and articles/news you should be aware of - don't rely on Steve's interpretation of things whatsoever
One of the best channels for interviews and talking to knowledgable people about markets is
https://www.youtube.com/@TheCompoundNews
I honestly don't really respect the hosts opinions that much, as they are very "public" and basically are just reflecting the opinions that other people have said in recent times, but the people they interview are often very, very knowledgeable and worth listening to

>>55893354
I'm saying this not in jest. You are right.

>>55893711
>>55893779
Although I am not invested in ARKK, or any of the companies that Cathie Wood is invested in (as far as I know, knock on wood)
the updates that they put out are actually pretty decent, looking at economic data, reporting how they are viewing the economy and markets
With that said, it's Cathie Wood, so it's of course always extremely bullish / tinted toward the bull case, and overlooking the bear case - so you should listen to it not because "OMG CATHIE WOOD SO WISE!!" but so that you know what the "other side" is thinking and saying
https://www.youtube.com/@ARKInvest2015
Along the same vein, if Wood is the bull channel, you should also watch a bear channel - imo the best bear channel out there is Maverick
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMaverickofWallStreet
>inb4 triggered soiboys freak out over the Maverick link
I want to emphasize very strongly, do not just blindly listen to Maverick, think for yourself, read the articles that he covers on your own, analyze markets yourself. He is 100% a "predictor" (compared to FX evolution, who is a reactor)
Don't fall for the trap of listening to predictors - nobody knows what will happen next, and anyone acting like they do is lying to you.
With all this said, Maverick is probably the best bear youtuber out there - I think it's important in order to be well rounded in your knowledge and understanding to also listen to the bear case, even if you disagree with it
I think that Everything Money
https://www.youtube.com/@EverythingMoney
is one of the best channels for individual stock analysis; 99% of the time I'm not even considering buying the stock that they are covering and analyzing, however, the information they cover can be helpful, where you understand what the real underlying story is behind the company (and thus the sector)'s moves - eg. that Disney margins are getting completely squashed; that if Disney were to return to margins before covid, they would be extremely undervalued

>>55893711
>>55893779
>>55893814
I would recommend also to subscribe to Mohammad El-Erian's newsletter and reading everything that he puts out - even if you personally disagree with his views, the market very much respects what he has to say (compared to the other hacks like Summers lol)
with that said, El-Erian can often be used as a voice to try and get markets to calm - where "they" know that if they can get El-Erian on camera to say something bullish, that markets will freak out a little less. So don't take everything he says as gospel
If you're a day trader, unironically this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@HumbledTraderOfficial
is decent [you have to keep in mind that the best day traders in the world are making so much money that they aren't going to waste their time making YouTube videos lol - you take what you can get!]
If you can get over your bias toward women, HumbledTrader offers decent insights, especially for a new trader - if you're very experienced already, I would skip this channel entirely
I would also just recommend finding people whose opinion you respect and trust, and doing searches for podcasts where they are a guest.
For example, I respect the opinion of Mike Wilson, so I will search for interviews with him, such as:
https://youtu.be/VDyryUc7Vlg
(this was a very good one)

Reorganizing
>33% stock picks
>33% time saving account (6 months @ 4.35%)
>16% S&P500 ETF
>16% cash emergency fund
>2% maths are hard
Thoughts? Planning on buying a house next year.

>>55893864
>Planning on buying a house next year.
whatver you're using for your down payment needs to be in cash collecting you at least 5% interest

>>55893720
China is the new Japan. We just didn’t realize it until recently since China was lying on their census reports about having literal millions more young females than they really did. The US is still above the replacement rate, but only because of immigration, which isn’t a great long term solution

>>55893872
I can't find a CD that high inside of Europe. Am I a fag for not considering to put my money in an American bank?

>>55893880
>US is still above the replacement rate, but only because of immigration, which isn’t a great long term solution
Zhat's vhat you zhink

>>55893907
no i dont think you want to be dealing with currency risk this close to buying a house
just wasnt aware that 4.35% was already the best, frankly it's such a negligible difference over 1 year anyways

we have 5.5%-6% rates here in canada and im pretty sure the US has better rates than that. Personally I want to have the freedom to easily liquidate it so I just go for a HISA ETF which gives me 5.39%
I can prob find a US equivalent ETF but given it's my emergency fund I need it to be readily accessible in my local currency

lol I'm SO ready for retail retards to get heemed by NVDA earnings

>>55893947
They're just going to come out and say AI 80 times and the stock will jump 10%

>>55893947
>Expecting a globohomo company to dip
You're never gonna make it, Anon.

>>55893938
Thank you for your thoughts.

>>55893959
Nah they're going to say they made $11bn+ in 3 months

>>55893947
NVDA already had a generous correction on nothingburgers, its going to short squeeze to 700

>>55893711
No Nonsense Forex
Maverick Trading
Alpha Investments (whiteboards)

>>55893959
It will go up 25%, like last quarter, if they guide up strongly again.
>>55893947
So true, retail is shorting it or holding puts, they will get heemed.

>>55893596
And they are right, hence downgrade, hence stocks never at 4600 EVER again. This is an UNIRONIC double top.

>>55892767
>I mean if there's one sector to relentlessly be bearish about ... its the energy sector
lmao. Takes like this are why I hold approximately zero faith in your long picks CRBP. Stick to short selling blatant frauds, at least you're good at that.

crab week

>>55894269
What's wrong with your cat?

>>55893947
>it's going down because it just has to okay?!?!

>>55894316
>>55893977
Bros I'm bullish on NVDA

What are you doing for Alizée's 39th birthday tomorrow? Financially speaking.

>>55894348
Watching Little House on the Prairie while trading STOOKS and ETFs as usual.

>>55894348
WALLED

>>55894372
DELET THIS

>>55894372
THEY'RE PUTTING BRICKS IN THE WATER
>jannies buy BOIL this is financial advice

>>55893596
US has problems but not a fundamental one like China. They are failing to transform into a post manufacturing country.
>>55893591
Unironically China has a 10 year window to fix it. But with Xi its not going to happen. Hes a delusional guy who cares more about communism than actual China.

>BREAKING 5.5 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE STRIKES NEAR LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
ALL THE SODOMITES ARE PRESUMED DEAD, DUMP YOUR SIGA BAGS ASAP

>>55894078
>Alpha Investments (whiteboards)
based
Rudy might not be a finance professional anymore but he's got the raw business sense built from scrambling to not get screwed over by HAS/WOTC and brings it down to a level most can understand

>>55894426
Fuck is it going to spread up to Seattle?
I don't want to feel an earthquake :DD

rebound (BULL)shit starting in 2 minutes before we drop more after nividias earnings wendsday
so, long now, then short hard again.

>>55894426
>BREAKING 5.5 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE STRIKES NEAR LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
dont tease me

>>55894445
It's a 5.1, but real:
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?extent=31.79356,-122.86011&extent=37.74466,-111.90674&sort=largest&listOnlyShown=true

>>55894426
kek West coast baggies sinking into the ocean
feels good to live on the Be(a)st coast

Monday is going to be so much fun.

/rubs hands briskly

>>55894426
Five point five ain't shit.

>https://www.cnn.com/cnn-underscored/home/how-to-clean-toilet
care to comment, rocker? i'd like a professional's viewpoint

>>55894348
>sailor moon tattoo
hot. she's pretty fuckable there. unfortunately, pic related

what are we looking at this week, bloodbath or neon green pump?

futures?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0LFlKeAmeg

So do I buy NVIDIA after 4:20 next Wednesday when their earnings report goes public *and* if it beats expectations...? As a purely short term speculative thing.

>>55894503
You should have been sipping through all this red and waiting to deploy a bigger load on earnings. I'm going to have some cash sitting around for earnings day and I'll buy more SOXL if they're good.

>>55894503
You buy calls 15% out of the money the day of earnings, and close them for a 30x the next day after NVDA pumps 25%.

>>55894517
I have no idea what any of that bullshit means. I suppose I *could* apply for options on my Charles Schwab account..... Any road, give me a plain English rundown?

>>55894426
its over

>>55894548
It means you're going to lose all your money when implied volatility tanks and nukes your position

>A GIANT SWARM OF LOCUSTS HAS JUST INVADED WEST HOLLYWOOD
>101 AND 405 LA HIGHWAY INTERCHANGE COMPLETELY AT A STANDSTILL, FILLED WITH FROGS
how the fuck am i going to get to my boyfriend's place in Encino now /biz/?

>>55894548

>>55894571
I don't know what any of that bullshit means either. Maybe I'll just stick to 'buy low, sell high.' That way there's no commissions and what risk exists ins completely in my hands.

>>55894579
If you tried not being a cocksucking faggot you wouldn't have to.

>>55894571
>It means you're going to lose all your money when implied volatility tanks and nukes your position
shut the fuck up, he needs to learn like everyone else

>>55894589
>what risk exists ins completely in my hands

futures are green, bobros it's over

>>55894591
>t. not only a faggot but a nigger too

>>55894348
All good things come to an end bros.

>>55894605
Yeah I'm hoping for ~$370 this week, we've got a shoulder to build

>>55894444
nice digit checking guys. really great board.

>socal gets a bit of rain and loses their fucking minds
i was in a store in orange county a few years back and you could hear rain begin to drum on the roof, so all these dumb fucks ran outside to film it on their phones

>>55894579
biblical

UAA bros...
https://youtu.be/HeWdxezd_CU

>>55894635
Pain will be his teacher, anon

Here's an upcoming ER play

>>55894797
or just buy puts and make money?

Talk me out of buying NVDY
>If ER is good and feelin good about NVDA, the stock will jump substantially. It will likely continue increasing, especially if the ER says they have lots of backlogged orders or something along those lines. NVDY won't capture any of that upside (in a meaningful way)
>If the market is bearish on NVDA or they have a bad ER (unlikely), the stock will drop lower and NVDY will be exposed to that downside.

>>55894710
Not everyone has the same capacity and room for learning 100% "the hard way" nor is it necessary when there are perfectly heterosexual white males here that can give him some helpful direction ahead of the dangers.

Can I be real for a second?

>>55894825
No, I won't. And I'm a bobo, and I still won't.

>>55894844
Are you even real?

Green futures is actually a good sign for tomorrow fellow bobos

>>55894579
>west Hollywood
>boyfriend
Lmao fag

>>55894844
Go ahead. We’re ready.

>Muh IV crush
NVDA is going to beat earnings and guide up so hard that none of that matters. If you aren't in August 25th NVDA calls you will never make it.

>>55894816
Everything has an IV of 60%, contracts that week has an IV of like 85-90%, and there's solid demand around 16.00, it's very likely to retard gap again, too

>>55894917
So will you finally go away if you're wrong, or will you just come back as a different namefag again?

>>55894911
I dont even think futures matter at this point - we've been dumping regardless of what futures do

>>55894825
the market has gone full retard on MUH AI so betting against it before next year is asking to get cornholed

>>55894928
I will admit I was wrong on that specific trade, but continue being bullish and looking for my next trade.

>>55894940
Wow, you're actually being both humble and honest this time. WHERE IS THE REAL HumbleAndHonestBull AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?

>>55894940
>I am hellbent on giving my gains back to the market
How altruistic of you

>tfw still have stock in Palantir
does anybody still have hope?

>>55894930
>at this point

>>55894917
You think they'll guide up again, on top of beating earnings?

>>55894961
PLTR is a great buy, at 8, next week

>>55894937
Well NVDY wouldn't be a bet against it really, if I understand how the fund works it would be a bet against it increasing massively consistently and having low volatility... I think? I might be wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XW2zPmpSTQ

Interesting ETF
https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/emty

>>55894913
>>55894869
>>55894844
I don’t care about money I just want to coom

>>55894997
Invest in an onahole.

>>55894970
Ya, if they can increase production at all they will easily guide way up. They are already sold out of the datacenter cards for like 40+ weeks in advance.

>>55895014
theyre all japanese companies...

is it time yet?

>>55894963
Idk, it's kind becoming a good contarian indicator

been innawoods the last couple days, any news that I missed? Are we safe again or did the bobos win?

>>55895099
Which ones do you like using on here?

>>55894940
When we’re at 370 again and you lose your job, will you keep day trading or batten down the hatches and go into hibernation?

>>55895100
Yes
All eyes on nvda earnings and whatever gay shit the fed has planned this week

>>55895100
LA is about to slide into the ocean

>>55895123
I doubt we'll get that lucky

>>55895123
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

>>55895100
It’s over. Prepare anus, no lube.

>>55895142
pretty sure I sold everything but last tuesday

How to cope with life? I already have a dog and I already drink heavily. I also neglect dog due to drinking heavily.

>>55895151
I highly recommend going innawoods for a couple of nights I feel rejuvenated and refreshed.

>>55895108
>>55895099
I made that chart by ripping stuff from Optionstrat
Here's another I remade from a prop firm that they posted in a low res YT video

>>55895151
Connect with your family anon.

>>55895151
>I also neglect dog
Look I am not really a pet guy. But if you have a pet. Then don't neglect it. Sounds like taking better care of your dog could be a good entry point into getting sober.

>>55895164
You really made that chart? Good job, I like it alot. When did you make it?

>>55895178
My file date says Aug 16th, I've posted it once or twice before.
Mostly it's just a handy way to visualize your exposure to direction, time, or volatility, since there are a few different ways to trade things

>>55895188
>>55895178
Yeah here we go, this was the image I made it from

>>55895151
Just tell him you love him and that he's a good boy. Give him belly rubs and some descent food that's not just dry brown crumbs from time to time.

Dogs are far better than people as they are extremely loyal and not prone to evil like us himans

>Futures

>>55895188
So you just made it a few weeks ago? I've had that image for at least a year, or I'm pretty sure that's the one

>yields
Let the dump continue. That's another Biden win!

I think I'm going to sell some of my stock winners and use the proceed to DCA into art. I'll just buy a bunch of cheap shit off of like... coffee shop walls or whatever, and hope one of those fuckers becomes famous some day.
So far, It's not going well. I think for most of the art I have, the artists gave up and got graphic design jobs...

>>55895248
i dont understand why boomer bonds have to matter to the market when we have nvidia, its stupid to put your money in a 5 percent yield money pit when you can make 500 percent on nvdia, bonds shouldn't even exist

>>55895151
I’m sorry, but your dog is dead. Let it go. Financially speaking, 3.50

>>55895211
See >>55895198
I threw that shit into Open office, screenshotted it, and then made the gradients in photoshop CS6

>>55895290
>>55895211
Sorry I'm retarded and just realized you were talking about >>55895099
I have a file date of March 2023, but it was just stitched together from screenshots, so while I "made" it, OS did all the work

>>55895260
You might wanna look into hunters paint blow straw art pieces. They come with hidden built in gains, like cushy diplomat positions.

You do like to travel the world in all expense paid absolute luxury for free don't you, while also collecting a fat check for doing it? Look into it

>>55895302
No I just want to put art on my walls and someday sell it for a lot more than I paid

>>55895298
Well yea I do like it. I thought about going to UPS store or something and having them print me out a big nice copy of it to put on my wall

>>55895248
Based, Biden pumping the yields. Bidenomics in action!

>>55888495
Real estate agents should be banned from the economy.

>>55895307
>>55895302
>>55895260
About 10 years ago, my sister married her husband and then I rented from them. About 4 or 5 years after that, they divorced and she moved out, and I still rent from him.

I have a niece and a nephew, and my sister had them do finger painting when they were quite young. I have 4 pictures next to my PC in the basement, but this one it particular stands out. It looks like a red smug pepe. I see it every time I look up from my computer. It amuses me.

The bottom of the yield cure inversion is definitely in.

>>55895349
Yes I see it, it kinda does

>>55895370
Looks to be that way, what happens when it uninverts

>>55895349
Can you also see the face in the middle part?
>>55895370
BUY TLT!!!!!! BUY TLT!!!!!!! BUY TLT!!!!!

>>55895395
Yes, and that's why I find it so endearing

>>55895394
It will be very painful.

>>55895394
>what happens when it uninverts
take a guess

>>55895394
The economy is cured

>>55895394
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y

>>55895420
Line go up.

>>55895434
This one DOUBLE bottomed.

>>55895443
You know what, I thought we were as bad as the 80s but it looks like we're not doing so bad after all
>imagine it goes almost back to normal then dips to -2 over the next year, before shitting upwards and being worse than the 1980s

>futures
I bought the compressor, lads. I am now prepared to PSSSHT the absolute hell out of some brad nails.

>>55895394
We will then revert back to the mean

>>55895420
But that must be a good thing, here's why:
According to professional DEBOONKERS, if an inverted yield curve is bad, then uninverting, then that means it must be a good thing. Bidenomics wins again. SPY $500 EOY! CHECK MATE, CHUDS!

P.s. if it doesn't happen, it's Trump's fault, here's why:

>green futes
nice try synagogue merchants, but I'm not leaving money markets

>>55895451
I zoomed out and that is actually totally plausible.

eventually the sun will rise again

>>55895491
Do yourself a favor and try to only trade things that are at least $1-2, $100m marketcap, 500k daily volume, and don't have a history of R/S

>>55895481
Listen here goy, you really need to go all in on calls during the first 20 mins opening green candle poomp.

Then you can retire and afford plenty of meat and escape financial enslavement. I cannot believe you goyim wouldn't trust us chosen ones, we only have your best interest in mind

>>55895504
You’re not the chosen, though. You’re imposters from the synagogue of satan. We’re hip to your schemes, Steinberg.

>>55895394
That’s when the fun really begins

ANNNND WE'RE BACK MUMU BROS

If the market isn't fake and gay, then why do people want to get fed from Jackson's hole?

>>55895610
You guys ever been to Grand Teton? Shit is cash.

>>55891592
wait for a rally to short again

>>55895457
spy to 340!

New
>>55895629
>>55895629
>>55895629

>>55895632
Scam thread.

Does anyone watch this guy? He makes some informed points but imo his thinking is flawed but he is still the only finance youtuber who i watch every upload from after upgrading from dumbass stephen graham

>>55895649
>>55895649
>>55895649
New

>>55895644
He’s getting astroturfed. I was watching jewtube on my account where I only watch religious material and he was popping up along with that red bearded fed country boy.

>>55895662
>>55895662
>>55895662
NEW

USfriends can you help me understand how the SGOV ETF works? I am a Canadian with a bunch of USD in a trading account. I have been putting some of it into VTI (started DCAing recently) but I don't feel good about the market right now. So I want to sit out for awhile... but I don't want my money to sit around doing nothing . Since I'm not a US citizen or resident, I have limited access to US financial instruments and no access to HYSA/HISA in the US. I get USD as compensation from work (stocks).

I want to put it in a clsoe to zero risk investment through my brokerage until I feel better about just moving more and more of it over into VTI or do whatever with it. Is SGOV ok for that? Its just short term US govt bonds right?

>>55895651
>>55895669
horrible bakes

Oh god this place is a fucking disaster

>>55895681
U bake a new bread then

>>55895684

>>55895617
Lived at Yellowstone in the 90s, flew over the Tetons low in a small plane.

We cant allow these Breads

you faggot bakers who can't get the format right need to be gassed

>>55895693
With all due respect, how old are you, western posting anon?

>>55895708
FIDDY

>>55895559
The goyim know, SHUT IT DOWN!

Almost 6 handle on GDP!
Boys lets go