/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55893076
Doctor
Qt blonde nurses are abundant

>>55893076
Prostitution

Is that Tiffany?

>>55893076
why would you want to meet women where you work? so they can charge you with sexual harassment? Just get rich and bait gold diggers

>>55893076
Anything highly collaborative that's predominantly staffed by women

Pool cleaner
Electrician
Plumber
Burglar

>>55893109
>blue eyes
>brown eyes
based faceblind autist
>>55893113
>sexual harassment
yes I plan to pursue them sexually. I don’t care if a couple of them bitch about it. how many rich/famous people do you know who’ve had full-on rape allegations made agains them and they’re still rich and famous? getting in a little trouble isn’t the end of the world.
>>55893143
based porn-addicted coomer
>>55893131
yes the point is to figure out which jobs or businesses have those features

>>55893076
be a jewish movie producer... oh you said WOMEN. nvm

this is assuming after you make it in crypto and not trying for a wagie job...
then yeah yoga, gym , cat or a dog cafe, bar, language classes, etc

>>55893171
>yes I plan to pursue them sexually. I don’t care if a couple of them bitch about it. how many rich/famous people do you know who’ve had full-on rape allegations made agains them and they’re still rich and famous? getting in a little trouble isn’t the end of the world.
ok enjoy, losing time/money and having your reputation destroyed for some worthless meat flaps I guess.

>>55893092
that's the easiest way to lose your job and license
every place has webcams in a hospital

An immediate job of working with attractive chicks is being a behavior technician. You work with autistic kids and you will probably be the only man there but the plus side is that sometimes you see boob or panties because the women randomly get their top pulled down or skirt pulled during a kid’s meltdown.

>>55893208
You don't fuck them in the hospital you retard.

>>55893143
Never let another man in your house without you being there

>>55893234
I'd rather watch porn than being surrounded by land whales and autistic kid fags just for the slight chance you see a loose boob or vagene

all the anons itt who are afraid of women are ngmi. women are sluts. they sleep with their coworkers, bosses, customers, etc. all the time.

>>55893076
niche ui/ux design and consulting.
think desperate horny and broke women wanting you to guide them to success, using the one thing they have of worth at this point in their sad lives.

pimping
drug dealing

>>55893313
>>55893332
these seem like good ways to get btfoed by crazy chicks. I’m more looking for things that will surround you with normal girls.

>>55893195
>losing time/money and having your reputation destroyed for some worthless meat flaps
sounds like you’re just describing dating/marriage. I really don’t think you’re any safer against abuse/harassment allegations if you met the girl on tinder or in a bar or something vs at work. girls accuse guys of stuff like that all the time even if they literally just shared an elevator ride in a hotel one time.

>>55893394
difficult to really harass someone from tinder or in a bar because nobody has to be there, they can block you, leave or call security. People go to work to earn a living it's a big difference and employers are usually zero tolerance. If you're harassing women in your professional life repeatedly then you will be out of a job and unemployable eventually.

can’t believe I forgot
>landlord
especially near a college campus, although I suppose that would apply to pretty much any business/sidehustle itt

>>55893092
Nurses are single moms with mutt kids

>>55893408
you don’t seem to get it. the goal isn’t to go around slapping all the employees on the ass. it’s just to organically surround yourself with girls you can meet/date/sleep with, ideally without being a total creep about it, and while actually making a decent return on your investment.

>>55893428
Ok I see

>>55893394
>sounds like you’re just describing dating/marriage.
kek, sad but true

i'm a chef
just asked out the cute emo girl server today
she said yes
she's tiny
i'm excited to smash
it's been a while
don't ask how long

>>55893614
where do chefs and servers go out to on dates? other restaurants? wouldn't it feel like you're at work?

>>55893630
no, of course not. i'm taking her downtown to a corporate office so I can finger bang her in a cubicle

>>55893076
work a retail or fast food job. they won't care if you fuck after work either

>>55893296
they do. its still high risk to you. only do this if you have a job you would be ok losing.

>>55893377
you're a moron if you let women bytfo

>>55894003
>retail or fast food
what’s the ratio of cute girls though? seems like fast food wouldn’t be a hotspot, maybe certain retail jobs depending on what kind of store it is.

>>55893292
they are all college aged
there's maybe one fat

besides the autism the downside is everyone hates this job so they don't stay long

>>55894190
sounds like an upside. high turnover in these types of jobs means you get to meat more girls.

>>55894234
>meat more girls

>>55894397
no, anon, I was just talking about sex

>>55893194
Unironically my plan if I make it bros.

I want a simple job to keep me humble. A little size cash to top of my stacks as well.

>>55895683
that’s basically the dream isn’t it. enough money to never have to work again, a hobby/job/business you enjoy and that provides side benefits like creative fulfillment or access to hot young pussy, etc

>>55893109
The nametag says Angela

It's important to approach any endeavor with respect and professionalism. While some professions might naturally involve interacting with people, including women, it's crucial to prioritize ethical behavior and maintain a safe and respectful environment for everyone involved. Focusing on mutual interests and building genuine connections will always lead to more positive outcomes. That said, here are some ideas that involve social interactions:

1. **Event Organizer/Host:** Organizing events, parties, or gatherings can offer opportunities to meet new people, including women, while also generating income.

2. **Social Media Influencer:** Building a following on social media around a shared interest or skill can lead to connections and potential business opportunities.

3. **Art/Creative Workshops:** Hosting workshops related to arts, crafts, or creative activities can bring people together in a positive and enjoyable setting.

4. **Travel Blogger/Photographer:** If you love to travel, sharing your experiences through blogging or photography could provide opportunities to meet people from various backgrounds.

5. **Volunteer Work:** Getting involved in charitable activities or volunteering can help you meet like-minded individuals who care about similar causes.

6. **Language Instructor:** Teaching a language or offering language exchange sessions can help you connect with people interested in learning or practicing a new language.

Remember, the focus should always be on building meaningful connections and contributing to a positive community, rather than using any opportunity solely for personal gain.

>>55893076
just shop at target it's full of young hotties

>>55893630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_IepvcqGp4&t=10s

>>55894003
>work a retail or fast food job. they won't care if you fuck after work either

LoL.maybe the high end retail stores but it's mostly filled with uggos

>>55893143
>t. coomer porn watcher

>>55893428
They will not consider you because they will think you are gay for working women's jobs

>>55897265
they won’t think you’re gay when your dick is in their pussy, anon.

I made the mistake of studying engineering. It was full of dude, and after graduating I was stuck in offices full of 50+yo boomers. I just want to be close to 20-25yo girls bros, I'm turning 32 next month there is still time I just want to escape

>>55899652
plenty of time for you, anon.

>>55899652
get a part time job at a restaurant or a bar.

>>55900116
Is it ironic ? it keeps me awake at night

>>55893076
Dog walker in a primarily white upper middle class suburb

>>55896877
lol kill yourself cuck kike nigger faggot

>>55900116
what if he wants kids?

>>55900734
kek he’s 32 not 82. he can still have kids. any btw if you want kids you should be looking for a younger woman anyway, unless you want to impregnate some dried up 30-something roastie who’s had three abortions and can only give birth to retarded handicapped children.

>>55899652
depending on how low your standards are, a part time job in fast food may unironically be your best option

>>55900827
I think you could get the same type of results working in a place that’s more likely to attract hot young women than fast food. such as working with kids, working with dogs/animals, or working at a retail store that caters to mostly women.

>>55893109
im not a foot guy but she has really cute feet

>>55900803
thanks anon you give me hope

>>55900888
>im not a foot guy
>but
>she has really cute feet
I’ve got news for you, anon

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a29308566/coworker-sex/
>It’s naughty, it’s hot AF, and, according to most of these people who’ve done it, it’s totally worth it: Sex with a coworker. It feels wrong but **oh so right** at the same time.
women are telling each other this and you still think hitting on a girl at work is some kind of death sentence. and most of these stories are office type settings. it’s clear that any sort of less “professional” environment like retail or service industry or whatever it’s basically just a fuck fest.

>>55900888
I'm not a foot guy so I didn't look at her foot at all

>>55902178
>It wasn't a big deal that he and I worked together, per se—restaurants are incestuous, ICYDK
from the same article lmao. you guys need to listen when we tell you these women aren’t nuns. they are fucking. and they’re not just fucking male models and billionaires. they’re fucking the guys who are around them and who have the balls to make a move. it’s that simple.

>>55902762
point being, if you can find a job/business/side hustle where you are around young women, then you’re gonna make it

>>55893113
>charge you with sexual harassment
sexual harassme\nt isn't going to get you charged and jailed, it will get you sued

>>55900734
>>55900803
>>55900933
why would he go for women his age and not 18-24 year olds?

>>55893076
Do photographers actually get girls nowadays? Seems like they would get canceled and metoo’d easily even if it was 100% consensual

>>55902987
I’m with you there. but I also don’t want to have down’s syndrome kids. idk how “real” that sort of concern is for older men vs propaganda

>>55900888
bad news for you. also you're gay.

>>55903087
>older men
he’s 32 anon. he can have health kids at literally double that age.

>>55903004
why wouldn’t they? do you think models don’t have sex?

>>55893076
don't bother, the very fact that you made this thread confirms a lifelong virginity pact

>>55894003
This is true for retail. I'm 24 with the usual anons luck at women. I worked at ross for a month and alot of the 19 year olds were into me. Two of them I'm positive I could've slept with. Really does get easier. I'm not even in shape lol.

>>55893614
How did you ask her out? And be specific, don't forget you're on /biz/. Also how do you know you'll smash? Is the date at her place?

>>55896293
based GPTposter

>>55903004
Alot of girls I see on instagram and tiktok warn other girls about dudes who are photographers. Alpt of guys are starting to give the profession a bad name.

>>55905046
based.

>>55905095
photographer wouldn’t be near the top of my list anyway because the idea is to actually make money and not just spend it to meet girls.

>>55893076
Veterinarian assistant. I’ve yet to see an even one male working in a veterinary clinic. Lots of gorgeous (and not so gorgeous) women though. You’re likely to have your pick being the only male in the building.

>>55893076
Whatever the fuck you do, be sure to learning index investment and investing in the winning indices, chad. That's what I'm currently enjoying on AstraDAO.

>>55893143
Gardener
Driver
Sausage pizza delivery

>>55905095
>>55906528
but they're getting laid or just creeping on women and getting rejected? Do models warn about male photographers because they pump and dump them?

>>55893076
You meet a lot of women in a restaurant. You will hate all the ones you work with and unless you are a Chad it doesn't matter how many you 'meet' because none of them want to fuck you.
t. worked in restaurants for 15 years

>>55908576
sounds like a skill issue.

>>55908782
You're the one looking for a job solely to meet women. If you want a job that lets you meet a lot of women find one that makes a lot of money and the rest will come with it. Spending your time chasing pussy is just going to leave you broke or doing retarded shit like working at some retail store.

>>55909097
you don’t get it at all. the whole point of the thread is to find a synergy between making money and being around women.

>>55909637
If you want to meet a lot of women download Tinder or go outside and talk to them, retard.

>>55908576
>>55909097
>>55910671
smells like femanon
tits or gtfo

>>55911685
hes right retard you can have a job where you are surrounded by beautiful young women in the hospitality industry but most of them will already have a boyfriend or would rather bang the high rollers than their coworker making minimum wage.

>>55893194
>>55895683
>>55899652
I own my house outright should I just become a yoga instructor meme? The tech industry is extremely gay and I have come to hate almost every second of it.
Everything just seems so expensive and I still feel poor making 150k. Taxes are insanely high, still need health insurance, and what if my car shits itself.
>could probably sustain on $2-3k/month
>fucked if house or car requires any work

>>55893614
How long? I went nine years once, can't be that bad can it?

>>55913128
maybe even better to open a yoga studio. has to be a super low overhead business. it’s just an empty room with one employee at the front leading the class. then you can just take the classes there and when someone mentions that you are the boss or whatever you just go with the fake humility humblebrag like
>oh no I’m just the guy with the money but these girls are the real yoga experts. I’m just always trying to learn and improve
etc you get the idea. you’re still in the yoga scene but you aren’t selling your time for money like a wagie.

>>55893394
Based literally you destroyed petersonians and all the faggots promoting 6 sigma rules

>>55909637
Nutrition has the best asses

>>55914230
based ass quality alpha provider

>>55893076
open a tanning salon in an expensive neighborhood. hot girl clients + hot girl employees.

>>55914366
>hot girl clients + hot girl employees
the dream

>>55893264
False allegations dumb bitch

>>55915379
in that case it would be a good thing there are cameras everywhere

>>55914221
I don’t know what that means but thank you.

what about enrolling in a college just to take like one class and get access to the campus and meet some fellow students?

>>55921060
>Paying money to universities in 2023

>>55921459
if you live near a campus and if taking a single class gives you access to all the campus amenities and such, then it seems like it would be worth it. it’s basically like paying a membership fee to join a country club or something, except the club has thousands of members and 60% of them are 18-22 year old women.

>>55893076
Skydiver. Sure you'll be strapped to dudes sometimes but you will also be strapped to chicks, plus they're usually on vacation and see you as alpha for jumping out of a plane.

>>55922104
https://dzoneskydiving.com/articles/how-many-people-die-skydiving/
I can only imagine how much of an aphrodisiac a life-or-death experience like that would be where you literally have her life in your hands. I’ve also heard people who get into skydiving basically become addicted, as the adrenaline is like a drug.

trimming weed

>>55922726
you mean drugs or being a gardener?

trimming bush

>>55893076
Babe

>>55923320
waxing hairy pussies for a living? kek

>>55923539

>>55893076
>What are some moneymaking endeavors that include as a side benefit being able to meet, socialize with, or otherwise have the possibility of sex with beautiful young women?
If my mission was to get pussy above all else, I would be a bartender. They meet dozens of new girls per night, and most of those girls are specifically looking for male attention.

>>55926815
yeah this one is a classic. I think bartender, dj, or owning a bar/nightclub are maybe the most obvious answers to this one.

>>55893076
Im a male prostitute

>>55893076
>ctrl-f "drug dealer"
>no results
Holy fucking shit, you autists. Over 100 replies and no one mentions the king job of finding sluts.

>>55930506
we have discussed it, anon.
>>55893332

>>55930506
it's literally right here >>55893332

you sound like a drug dealer