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The Reich just legalized marijuana. Invest in Deutschland.Likewise Syria, Lebanon, and philistine have overcome immensely.Invest in Deutsch and Canaan etc regions.Oregon is likewise a good investment as it has legalized all drugs.
>>55881457early and gay
I won't post links as I don't work for free. But I am no impressed by OP right now.
>>55881478>>55881473Invest in truer wealth.
>>55881457>no linksYou’re fired.NOW HIRING: Baker. $0.00/hourly. Flexible hours.
>>55881491Our websites true users enjoy a more organic thriving thread content that lets us truly get a sense of the true world economy etc Economics is a downstream of culture.
I bought calls anon...whoops.
Drop Out Edition>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPREVIOUS: >>55879001
>>55881457First for mommy.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692237677141666.webm
>>55881535>actual baker appears 10 posts into the thread. Unfathomably bearish.
>>55881510I pity the fool that didn't buy (a small amount of) BOIL.
>>55881457Actually i like your style, reminds me of oil poster from 2021. What's the play?
RORKLERwhere’s ya at, nigguh????How’s comes y’all aint nevuh got no nothn goin on in ya life n sheeeeett??
>>55881578forgot to attach a pic
>jackson hole next weeki wonder if powell will try to crash the markets again like last year
>>55881476>Oregon is likewise a good investment as it has legalized all drugs.no it hasn't
>>55881598HOLY SHIT DICKS, J POWELL FELL IN JACKSON’S HOLE AGAN???
>>55881578He's probably with "you" *right now*.
Every community is a communism/collective-soul/love/universe/heavenEtcTrue wealth matters.Our love matters.
>>55881476All of this is terrible advise.
>>55881600It has CocaCola tastes truer with the cocaine in it.It’s the free market.
>>55881605i said next week you dumb fuck
>>55881624It’s not terrible advice to any of my people.This is our world.How dominantly do we have to insist on divine utopia?
>>55881578I'm right here you little twink. How come you never post here during the day anymore? You're a WFH code monkey, you don't have shit going on during your work day.
Invest in OREGON X Invest in DIXIE
Namefag genocide. NOW.
Culture is free flowing abstract evolution with infinite abstract layers.Victory to portland and Ohio and utopia.
>>55881682VIVE Canaan and VIVE Syria and VIVE Lebanon and VIVE Paris and VIVE philistine.
>>55881647How much did you lose this week?
>>55881598Remember how he actually didn't even say anything surprising but retail idiots tripled down on buying puts from Big Money? I member
considering that there is still a BBBYQ thread, I have come to the conclusion that the free market is retarded and Elizabeth Warren is right.
>>55881740He's going to say the same thing. We're higher for longer and we wont see a pivot til late 24 or 25
>>55881755I'm pretty sure sept 12th is when they stop trading.
>>55881760You have to listen more carefully. He repeats this stuff over and over because there's embedded codes. If you know which letters to count and in what sequence within his word usage he keeps spelling out "niggers tongue my anus". He even did it four times now in the House of Representatives when he read his opening statement. Verification not required.
>>55881629No, it hasn't. Decriminalization of "small amounts" (where the penalty is akin to a speeding ticket) is not not the same as legalization.Let me know when I can buy ketamine or heroin over the counter in Oregon.
I only come here to laugh at gamblers and read that one guys posts who actually does FA (BCC and WING anon). Namefags need to be drawn and quartered
>>55881760Lol naw they've been going the "we'll watch the data" route and anyone paying attention sees inflation coming down. Oil has been trending lower too which should greatly contribute to lower inflation - since bears love to point out how higher oil means higher inflation
>>55881535I want a gif of this
>>55881755>BBBYQ threadWell the free market is retarded but I believe the answer to why these thread are still around is more so due to psychology then markets. You see to these baggies thats their 'community' and they feel like they belong.
>>55881824>OIL>has been>trending lower
>>55881824>anyone paying attention sees inflation coming downlol no.if they stop doing bailouts maybe then it can start coming down but JPOW knows this administration is fucking retarded and have tied his hands, so higher for longer.
pink fields imminent
>>55881854Why are you guys only ever able to post short term charts? Are you too poor to afford the ones that are zoomed out?>>55881868Lol you just don't see the game huh
>>55881473eat shit jew
>>55882009Super lovely.
Victory to all communityism.
stop posting degenerate drawingsalso buy PALL
“Israel” has been pouring concrete into the philistine water supply.“Israel” recently bombed the capital city of Syria, Damascus.
Victory to GOOD Nazism.Victory globally to all the forces of true wealth.
>>55881839got you
> was worried about about how many calls I bought this morning>MAGABoomer media bragging about their puts for the "upcoming" recessionI am going to print so much fucking money>>55881476 Weed is the worst industry to invest in because the second the sector is mature enough for the long term the tobacco industry is going to swoop in as the grim fucking reaper.
Okay I don't know what the fuck Toyota did but my new 4 banger gas CVT Corolla is doing 37 miles/gallon in city fucking 42 highway. That's better than my old Echo ever did and it was 1000 pounds lighter. >>55882079Shan't
>>55882193>> was worried about about how many calls I bought this morning>>MAGABoomer media bragging about their puts for the "upcoming" recession>I am going to print so much fucking money
Which should I watch tonight?ArbitrageThe big shortMargin call
>>55882199There's a reason cars all look the same nowadays
>>55881702I haven't made a single trade since June 6th. I mostly just play poker now and watch you guys lose money
>>55882230The fate of all MAGABoomers is to die from either heroin overdose or heart failure at age 63. The fate of everyone else is to take all of their money.Shorting their trades has been the best alpha in a decade. That is just how it is. I started when I started seeing the "Oil to $300!" from marble statue profile pictures in every form of media.
Also I have this painful rash in my beard, can any doctor-chans tell me what it is?
>>55882250All of these are reddit-tier. Watch Rounders instead.
>been excessively masturbating to pass the time on the weekends until markets openi don't feel so good bros...
>>55882283You must not be watching closely. I'm profitable.
>>55882319scoliosis, just shave it off and put some neosporin on it
>>55882250Little House on the Prairie
>>55882340Wow some actual helpful advice. Shaving it isn't an option though because I genuinely look like a pedophile without a beard. I'll just get some anti-bacterial soap.
>>55882283Man you should have bought that deep ass BOIL dip when I was tellin' it then sold that kick ass BOIL rip a few days later. It's just now starting to get back down into the zone where I *start* building a new seed but not to the point of major injections thus far.
>>55882355>scoliosiswait that's a spine condition. Goddamnit... trolled again
>>55882355I rub my under-beard skin with apple cider vinegar.
>>55882366So in what range should /smg/ start buying BOIL again?
>>55882366I have no money. I have $950 to my name and 2/3 of my next paycheck is going to rent. Lost most of my money on the slots and poker tables
>>55882303>heroin overdoseheroin stopped being available many years ago, you dumb genx faggot
>>55882394Today should have been the *start* when it was in the $63s but all I did was grab $10 worth. I'm not sure enough to start quoting figures yet because it just did a contract roll *during* a huge fuckin' rip so it's difficult to say what the new floor is going to be. I'm just going to be "playing it by ear" with caution and adding small amounts if it does any hanging around between here and $60, with more being added the closer to $60 it goes, and keeping plenty of dry powder on hand for even deeper. I could make some bullshit up and toss around some numbers, but that's what I'm doing, matter of fact. Each contract roll lasts 2 months so we just came out of a fairly dependable set of ranges all through June/July. Also, I'm feeling pretty cautious about any potential spillover from the general market conditions potentially going deeply, suddenly sour and will especially be cautious between now and Jackson Hole.
When can we start trading again
>>55882400Dang it man, shit.
Im selling everything and booking a flight to thailand.
>>558824512032 earliest I can do
>>55882447Do you have any stoploss levels? dcaing into BOIL is fucking stupid.
>>55882468>Do you have any stoploss levels?Utterly useless, NYMEX sends out nanoseconds huge spikes up and down after 8am that triggers all kinds of set shit.>dcaing into BOIL is fucking stupid.Weird how fucking stupid shit makes me good money, feel free to remain a nigger.
>When we were kids, the "compares" used to visit one another. >There was this man, he would never talk.>He'd just sit there all night.>They say to him, "What's the matter compare? Don't you say anything?">He says, "What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?">So she says, "Shut up! You're always talking!">But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.
>>55882485Wait are you that anon with supposedly 90%+ winrate never setting any stop losses and getting very mad anytime he has to cut a losing trade?
>>55882531No, nigger.
One of the boards is trying to summon a hurricane to hit California
>in other words you condone that stuff>I just wanna make sure I'm not kissing nat king cole over herehttps://youtu.be/GrkKL45qB0Q
>>55882543that's rad
>>55882531BTW, not only no, nigger, but I'd put my win rate more like 10%, but I win a lot bigger than I lose (though I have taken some hurtin' ass stings).
>>55882543make it happen, 8/20
Yields...
i really am hopingthis week was the bottomwe laughed at the bearsbut should have just shot 'em
August 25th 500 strike calls on NVDA, buy them at market open on the 23rd. This is financial advice, this is legal advice, I am your lawyer.>Inb4 Le IV!!!!Irrelevant, it will moon 25% again as they smash earnings and guide up.
>>55882574when you're not having gainsjust enjoy some old trains
>>55882608I have a whole thread full of trains
>>55882614Yep, you told me about it when you first showed me the number matching posts.
>>55881476I love how weed tourism was supposed to be a thing for like 2 years until every fucking state rapidly legalized it. I know a guy in Utah who drives 4 hours every month or so to drive to Colorado to stock up on a ton of weed and just drives back home. I used to live in Idaho, an extremely draconian state but people would do the same with Washington. They'd drive a couple hours across the border and stock up on weed.
Internet finance fuckers seem to be bandwagoning super-strong USD as a destroyer of small (and eventually larger) economies. Does this mean hyperinflation levels of devaluation are coming?
>>55882620Have you checked that thread lately? It's four days away from being a year old
Alex Jones says lockdowns by october, bullish
>>55882639No, I only checked it the evening you mentioned there being one on /n/. I very rarely go anywhere but /smg/ and the occasional /biz/ catalog scan for potentially interesting short dips into various threads anymore. I nooticed that one time that it was an old af thread though!
>>55882666Well Satan, it's currently the second oldest thread on /n/. The current oldest thread there is some bike-fag bullshit. I had a train thread that was the oldest at one point, but somehow it got bumped off...Nothing compares to /po/ though. Their oldest thread is 7 years old. I only wish /biz/ could achieve something like that... but it would take too much coordination, or literally the complete death of crypto
>>55882693Bike fag bullshit is what I used to go there for years ago when a loaded Long Haul Trucker was my mobile home.
>>55882704As a rooner, I don't like bike-fags. They always pass too closely when I'm out running, or they ride 3 or 4 wide and take up the whole path forcing me into the grass.
>>55882755As an /out/ist, I don't like any kind of fags and stay as far the fuck away as possible.
I owe women kisses
>>55881457So, is this le big one?
>>55882824why don't they just have children?
>>55882570Wonder if yields will go up or do down when the lockdowns happen again next month(assuming its true at all)?
>>55882987more lock downs? for what?
All you had to do was know the future and buy bla bla bla like I told you to, but you never listen
Any anons here own rental property? I would be interested in any advice. Thinking about buying a triplex
>>55883106Do it bro! It’s a great idea! It’s only up from here!
>>55882319Take a shower you funking dope nigger
>>55881457i knew it michael was jackson WAS into white power
>>55883070Election year, we're going to have lock downs every 4 years
>>55883106If you got it, would you pay a property management company to fill it with tenants, collect rent, etc or do it yourself?
>>55883134In another 4 years will be a one party complete totalitarian mask off, complete power. So they might not need but one more plandemic, 2028 will be illegal for any opposition parties, non state control media, etc. Maybe civil war, or something like that. I hope I'm wrong
>>55881600 >>55881624 >>55882193 >>55882624don't reply to him, he's tryharding to create a shizo personality across this website just please ignore him
>>55883119 It’s reasonably priced and even with 7.25 rates it will average 11.7% return yoy>>55883138It currently has long term renters. And I think I can manage only allowing white people with 700+ credit scores by myself.
>>55883166Nice, id probably go for it then. Or is there anything holding you back or causing you to hesitate?
All I really want is to lay in the same bed and hold scoopsies. It's not a sexual thing for me. He just has such a tiny frame and I feel the need to protect that amphetamine addict.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSBiplT9pi8&feature=share
I bought 1500 dollaridoos of TUP on a hunch that it'll pump on monday back to the resistance level.
>inherited 900k 11 years agoo>have 600k now>thinking about suicide often
>>55883348could have literally just invested into basic ass bonds, gold or index funds and be good. but you had to be an idiot
>>55882319Fug I have exactly the same thing as you on my neck, almost symmetrical on both side, it suddenly popped out out of nowhere and never left. It's been months since I've been saying I should see a dermatologist (not only for that particular issue), but couldn't find the time, nor can I find one without having to wait for like 4 fucking months until there's a free time slot. What the fucking hell.
>>55882009In reality the few similarities we share are rendered completely irrelevant by the enormity of our differences
>>55882319It's called candida over growth clean up your lifestyle
Dump continuing next week or what? I capitulated and started shorting so we probably start pumping now right?
>>55883511brics conference, jackson hole, and nvda earnings, if nvda goes well, we finna heem bobo
>>55883511Too risky to open new shorts. Just wait two weeks to buy the dip.
Bought UNG on Thurs. Looking forward to doubling my money in the next 3 months.This general has gotten too schizo for me though. You're all horrible investors too.
Why is this Canadian guy schizoposting in every thread? I just don't get it
>>55882608Based 1chan poster? I don’t go to the site much myself but I do respect the levels of train autism there
>>55882543Which one?
>>55881457Sup. A few weeks ago i was watching trading videos on youtube and I saw a video where someone used a software "to go back in time" and paper trade "in the past" as time moved forward. he did this to practice his personal technical analysis skills.i have been trying to find said software/video for the past few days with no avail.Can anyone give me a hand a tell me which software is that? Thx
>>55881755>considering that there is still a BBBYQ threadit just means retailers have still too much pocket money. same thing with whores in megacorps earning a huge salaries for doing nothing.We are still in the QE bubble and it's not clear democracy can live without it
>>55883867>democracythats a funny way to spell late stage capitalism
>>55883867China isn't a democracy and its having the same issues with NIMBY HOOMERs as the US and Europe. Capitalism doesn't know what to do with itself when technology makes capital allocation overly efficient. You get either concerted efforts to create artificial scarcity on previously abundant items like houses or you just make up new magic beans to hoard like BTC or NFTs. VCs are basically an entire sector dedicated to moving money from one pension fund to another and taking a large cut for doing so.
>>55883641No I just think trains kick ass is all.>>55883071This but unironically with BOIL.
I come from a line of seers that would have prophetic dreams. My grandma had them and so does my mom. I too am blessed with having vivid dreams. I used to get dreams a lot where I was flying. Dreams in which you are flying or moving effortlessly and not weighed down or slow usually means you are doing well or going to do well financially. I stopped having those dreams when I had to live on my own but most recently last night I had a dream I was levitating and floating along again, breaking through windows and shit. I think that is a good omen for stocks to go back up in the near future.
Done bagging stocks for the year. I've hit my divvy targets for this year so the gains via drip now is just extra. Focusing on debt reduction. Got a window of zero interest being applied so I intend to take advantage. By march 2024 total debt will be slashed by almost half.
>>55883634Trailer park boys wasnt a comedy it was a documentary. That’s just what your average non-French Canadian is like.
>One step forwards>Two steps backI'm so tired of it
Elvis-san, is now a good time to jump back into XLE?
>>55883485This kill the grains
>>55882283yeah I’m thinking based
I didn't know YPF discovered a sizeable oil field in Argentina.
>>55884556No idea,I only fuck with BOIL/KOLD/UNG.
So, considering NVDA refuses to go down and has turned into a massive tug-of-war between bears and bulls, and the fact that QQQ actually went up on Friday sour hour and magnificently recovered from the daily double top.I'm kinda thinking that the pre-nvidia earnings bull trap is real and next week we'll be retardpumping hard, maybe even recovering 370+.If nvidia actually crushes earnings (and i kinda get the feeling they will) it will be the perfect excuse for one last rally to 377+, then after the initial hype is done all bags will be dumped and we'll be heading to 330.Thoughts?
Is there something weird going on in the internet today?
>>55883164meds, now!
>>55884405Kek Gov of my state wants to give teachers an 11% pay hike next year. Money has been set aside already to give all other employees least an 6% hike. (Me). What I'm hoping for; due it being a budget year, election year, and due to the money already being allocated/surplus revenue they punt it up to least an 8% hike as done in 2022.
>>55884746I said the same thing a few times yesterday and people kept calling me a retardWe will pumpNamefags will come back to gloatAnd we'll be speedrunning to hades by friday
>>55884746>>55884890How can NVIDIA beat earnings? Arent the expectations already skyhigh?
>>55884842Read the post retard.
Routerbarons, how we feeling?
>>55882570Imagine the smell.
>>55884930I dont think they will. I'll be selling my calls and buying puts before earningsI'm just expecting a run up to trap retail bulls
>>55884556For shits and grins, literally while on the shitter taking a shit, I looked at XLE and discovered regardless of anything else that VDE is generally better performing. I have no interest in it though because I do not give a fuck "how well the energy companies are doing". BOIL/KOLD/UNG are in lockstep with the price of natural gas (BOIL 2x, KOLD 2x inverse, UNG 1x), and nothing besides (which also means that anyone buying any of it does absolutely nothing to "pump my bags" like that one niggertard thinks). To me anything beyond that is just arbitrary mystery shit that I want no part of besides small fun amounts of stooks I buy just to have some action between BOIL/KOLD/UNG microcycles.
Allah, Please crash crypto so the degenerates on this board can get a job.
>>55884612That was indeed pretty fuckin' BASED!>>55882283Aside from what I already said last night, fuckin' BASED! And bless you, man.
>>55881486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyK7lX4sk0c
>>55884981
>>55884951>Routerbaronskek! This is a breddy danged gud new meme, btw, I dig it, but I'd seriously be watching carefully for the top of this CSCO cycle to be at least *nearing*, going by the 5 yr. Man it is on a great run since the bottom of the last one in May 2022 even with the rolling right over that Oct DIPPARINO that hit pretty much *everything*.
>new maverick is NOT up>new mott is NOT upI NEED MY FIX
>>55885085>jockogood.jpg
Just popped open a monster nitro cosmic peach, I immediately regret this purchase.
I hope that someday the retards that be realize how retarded this shit is and ban it all, sending TSLA to 0 and ending the CRUISE/WAYMO shit along with it. Fuck the anti-Christ. Unfortunately I know this will not occur and there will remain enough support for it to keep it in place and growing exponentially, despite the fact that it and its consequences will be a disaster for the human race.
talked my boomer parents who are retired out of putting most of their money into a 'high growth tech' fundthese retirement fund managers are basically scammers>yeah we probably wont live more than 20 more years and will need some form of additional retirement income, put everything into tranny stocks please
>>55885153It will only occur after there is a tragic accident, unfortunately.
>>55885178>a second autonomous vehicle has crashed into the white house
>>55884939i have never read a single post on this cursed website and i dont intend to start now
>>55885178Pretty sure there's already been a few of those, not to mention all the sudden explosions/fires. Imagine riding on top of a giant lithium ion battery. Fuckin' retards.
>>55885198>>55885184I mean like it will have to crash into a buss and kill a bunch of kiddos or something.
Someone explain how FRHC went up 15% but my puts ended green on the bid.
>>55885216Yeah, I can see that potentially causing at least some degree of shift. I suspect though that there's a lot more behind the scenes tie in between TSLA/SpaceX/GOOG/etc. and long term government agendas (both national and states) that will keep any action very limited.
A wedge of geese just flew over my house!
>>55885231
>>55885231IV saved your ass.
>>55884930Yes but they essentially have a monopoly on AI hardware atm blowing their competitors out of the water. Keep in mind demand is super high (some orders taking weeks to receive) which means if Nividia somehow under preforms expectations (they won’t) it’ll be because of manufacturing constraints caused by rapid growth and demand, not lack of sales.
Rockler reminds me of this degen gambler that used to rent a room in my apartment. He was a nice dude but gambling addict, one day this guy asks me to go to the casino on his behalf and place a bet because he either got banned or banned himself. Think it was craps he wanted me to play. He hands me a literally stack of bills he pulls from a bag(poker winnings). I placed 2 bets of 2.5k each, we did the whole hand-signals from afar thing. He lost 5k in about 2minutes. (told him beforehand that was the max I was going to bet for him) I tried to get him into stocks/investing but he wasnt interested. I started investing around that same time more than 3 years ago with amount smaller than he lost, of course with contributions but my stack is over 50k today. give up the booze and gambling if you want to make it. my grandfather died at age 63 from the drink, took him days to die in excruciating agony, my uncle is the same way, young and close to death from the drink.
>>55883606>bought UNG Thurs rather than Fri>calls others horrible invoosters
>>55883606Mr. 10% winrate himself.
movie night is for fags with no friends
>/smg/ financial doom postingRules 1 and 2, anons, rules 1 and 2
>>55885403anon, you are on 4chan
>>55885411yes but im not a khv and i have things to do sat. night
>>55885426lies, I know it because you are here
>>55885430do you want me to datestamp the party im at tonight because i will
>>55885440nobody wants to see your autist meetup nerd.
>>55885443>autist meetupi already said i wasn't going to movie night
>>55885447wherever you are that involves other people is surely a meeting of autists. They already have one present (you). Otherwise you would be on facebook right now.
kek janny can't stand to see real women
Test
post portfolio breakdownare you ready for the crash?
>>55885457was it nsfw
>>55885474a little over 1% cashthe rest in some oil company
>>55885474basically 50% cash, so i'm ready for a meltdown
>>55885480they were bikini baristassex work is real work so that's about as safe for work as you can be
>>55885485which oil company?
>>55885485>>55885492when you guys say cash is it actually cash/money market or are you holding short term bonds or tbills?
>>55885474I wish I would have bought a lot more BOIL yesterday though, heat dome is hitting the deep south and midwest next week and touching into the NE. At least my cash is getting daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9% from HOOD I reckon.
>>55885500OXY, but I am not necessarily recommending it to anyone. I just happen to be married to my position in it.>>55885501Money market (Vanguard if you need specifics)
>>55885501Cash as in liquid cash. ~180k worthI should be playing the bond market because I really only focus on one sector at a time and I never seem to be willing to fully commit. It works out if there's a major gap down or another sector opens up, but usually not.
>>55885513i locked in ltpz at 2% in my retirement and schp at 2% schp in my taxable and hsagod speed cash anons
>>55885492First time I've been in cash in a while, so we are for sure going to have a meltup.
>>55885512>OXY, but I am not necessarily recommending it to anyoneBuffett you’re not welcome here.
>>55881457it's time guys. I'm ready to go full schizo.shill me videos, books or whatever material about technical analisys, financial astrology and other esoteric ways of making money.I'll yolo myself down the rabbit hole
>>55885616buy lowsell high
>>55885616I tried looking into how the houses thing worked once and stopped. I don't know how women get into that shit.
>>55885616ben felix is a pretty good one but he's going to make you realize you're a fucking retard and just become an index fag
>>55885629>I don't know how women get into that shit.bro, technical analisys is horoscope for men
Hurricane Hillary will destroy Southern California and kill all the homeless tomorrow. What do I invest in?
Wtf ghost breweries exist that sell production line capacity for "craft" brews
>>55883833>technical analysis
>>55885656Is that surprising?
>>55885640there is some esoteric financial horoscope juju out there, but if you are looking for shit to read there is an old google drive for you to explore.https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
>>55885655wind energy maybei heard them winds hurricanes hit 200mph nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWacsD8ItB0
>>55885655God please let this happen I'm begging you
>>55885655If only, wish it could wipe out sf too.
You niggers ready to start the right shoulder next week?
>>55885392Did you mean 90%, I'm the one who claims 10% (and that's just an out of my ass figure to express relativeness).
How long will bobo's keep winning? I want to buy back in.
>>55885755after seeing LA shits going straight to Vegas
>>558857722025Verification not required.
>>55883833investopedia simulator?
I'm at the museum. Get this niggers are art now. They don't even need to show off thier bbc. Has wall street fully priced this in?
>>55885787Photography is not art
>>55885655learn to swim'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soonMom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
>>55885772>How long will bobo's keep winning?wtf? I leave this thread for 2 days and bobo's get delusional?
>>55885815Bobo ate good for 2 weeks, now Bobo full. Need to rest and digest. Let the cattle grow a little, let it play on green uphill pasture. Bobo return, Bobo strike, Bobo feast once more. Bobo need to eat for winter. Bobo sleep now a little.
>>55885249There were somewhere between 80 and 100 seagulls in one of the parking lots at work yesterday. Children from the neighbourhood were charging them on their bicycles. The gulls weren't impressed.
>>55885875>23, the 27th was the top.
>>55885787I look like this.
>>55885231>>55885306 is bang on. As a result of seeing this post I decided to go ahead and do some more learning to hopefully get to the point I can grasp options enough to finally actually live trade them, and found the following video. At the moment I have time linked it just happens to have covered *exactly* what this Anon has responded with.https://youtu.be/89NHBLDTQyk?t=2556
>>55885772>>55885815They will win until you learn to use apostrophes correctly.
>>55886268If enough people fail, incorrect can become correct.
>>55882319hydrocortozone, its like dandruff but not on the scalp, i have it on my beard too
>>55885153yes we should continue to spend hours of our lives behind the wheel (sarcasm)
>>55886380the automobile and its consequences have been a disaster for the american race
I fucking FOMO'd all over the place on JOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had an average of $4, now its $7.5
>>55886380Yes, we should hand our lives over to AI and bots (ur a fag and a tard, thus fagtard). However, I do agree with your sentiment and we should unironically return to horses/wagons.
Where does the time go?
attention all n-wordsI have officially bought in again yesterdayI also bought bitcoin right before it dipped 10%consider this a warning, for I'm become death, destroyer of the stock market.
>>55886427Buy QQQ pls sir
>>55886430I have
Welp. It’s over. 2 years of my life and countless amount of time, affection, energy, memories, money, all for nothing. This was only my second relationship but this one was so mature and different, it felt like a proper “adult” relationship. How do I respond to this? A part of me wants to be immature and childish and just not respond but idk. I need some help from some more experienced anons. I’m just sad
>>55886327I really hope it's nothing and just goes away. I can't really afford to go to the doctor as I don't have health insurance and it's $100 to just walk in the door. Knowing my luck it will be something fungal which literally won't go away on its own no matter what.
>>55886427that dog looks like cockmongler
>>55886444try the apple cider vinegar maybe a few times daily
It's over...What does this mean for the markets on Monday?
>>55885813I really liked that albumIs there any good contemporary music?
>>55885720The brews suck on top of it. Just had a "Velvet Llama" which the coffee up front was good but the alcohol taste on the backend was fucking disgusting.
>>55886457Fuck it I'll run to the store today. It doesn't hurt nearly as bad today so that's probably a good sign too. Yesterday it stung like hell.
>>55886441After two years all you get is a lousy text? They chose childish.
>>55886441Depends anon. Did you already get your questions answered and you are ready to pull out?
>>55886480I've used it successfully on my face and arm pits. I get the Great Value which is cheap as fuck.
>>55886487Yeah idk. She complained about me the whole drive back to her parent’s house for 30 minutes but I didn’t think she was gonna end it. Welp, should’ve seen it coming>>55886491What questions are there to ask?Did you really love me?Is that it?Why did you always have something to complain about when I would never rag on you, even when you’d have mental breakdowns?Why in the times that you threatened you’d kill yourself did you unload it on me and then not even a couple months later have the audacity to say I care more about success and money than I do about you?Idk there’s nothing to ask without making me sound pathetic at this point
>>55886441>not rejoicing>the bitch is fucking gone>peace (but no more piece)
>>55886441>I always hate coming up with plans and things to doThis is why I don't even try dating anymore. I don't like going places and doing things. I just like to stay home. I know no woman will tolerate that so I save myself the trouble and don't bother.
>>55886444dude just use the hydrocotozone it will go away
>>55886537Sounds like period pains i've lived with a woman for ten years, if it's pretty out of the blue or they don't act like that often easily she's raggin it and will realize in a few days. Prolly not over unless you want it to be too.
>>55886537To me it sounds like a convenient relationship that she couldnt or wouldnt move forward on. She felt trapped in the past and she doesn't think you are capable of growing. So shes either emotionally cheated with someone else already or she's being self destructive. If you dont have any questions to improve your next relationship that should be a good enough read on the situation to help you break things off with some grace/flair without being yourself up to sound desperate. Just know once you use this info its conclusively over with her since she loved giving you her worst but didnt think you deserved her best. I really should stop doing shrooms.
>>55886570Women enjoy being told what you want to do and then they provide input. Generally they are pretty mediocre coming up with complex plans.
>>55886592Alternatively, she talked with some of her friends about how the grass is greener on the other side and wants out based on their encouragement. Seen a few relationships, some of many years, ended by the gf/wifes stupid ass friends being retarded.
>>55886537>did you really love mePretty sure she never did.>threatened to kill herselfMy ex literally tried to kill herself. I could never look at her the same after that, and that ultimately led me leaving her. You want to start a family and have kids but I cant trust that you might one day off yourself and leave me to raise the kids all alone because the going got tough. The one thing I learned in my 20's is women are fucking psychos. Put them on birth control and it's twice as bad. Fucking hormonal schizos.>>55886578I didn't think they sold that over the counter. If they do that's the obvious choice. I don't even know how I got it in the first place. I shower every day it's not like I'm some greasy NEET.
lost 50% of my portfolio on SPY calls last weekfeels bad man
>>55886629stop gambling options.
>>55886612Yeah thats still emotionally cheating since shes letting another influence what she thinks about them. That type of convo has to involve her speaking the idea too.
>>55886629>stocks have been going down in a straight 45 degree angle since august first with no end in sight>this is the perfect time to go in on calls
Well it can't get any fucking worse than thisWe've hit the absolute bottomSo I guess that means stocks start going back up on MondayTHANK GOD
1800's cunny. This is investment advice.
>>55886441idk but maybe just grab a couple of bottles of booze and let it all out when you're drunkI doesn't help me but I do it anyways
>>55886650Just remember when you take a picture with your phone to post here you have to hold your phone horizontal for some reason or else the picture is turned like that
>>55886612BINGOINGO*many* such cases. SAD!
>>55886650I prefer 1500s velasquez dwarf cunny
>>55881824lol,lmao even
Why is fashion such big business? You look at the richest people in the world and there seems to be such an insane amount of money in it. Gucci, LVMH, Nike, L’Oréal, Zara, all owners are in the Forbes top 20.
>>55886441>A part of me wants to be immature and childish and just not respond but idkJust say “Okay”. It’s not childish it’s done. She sounds like a baby and to be honest, women who type in only lowercase are a red flag
>>55886629Did monday fake you out that bad?
>>55886441Think of all the money you’ll have now. Women spend like crazy, even if you think you weren’t spending much you’ll find you have more money than you know what to do with.
>>55886722women and uh pocTake two seconds and think about who society's biggest spenders are and to whom status means the most
>>55886647>hope
Welp. Looks like she decided to take the childish and cold approach. I feel like a loser now. She even had the audacity to call me rn and ask where I’m at. Fucking hell
>>55886733Yeah but like cmon, 30-35% of the worlds richest people are in fashion or beauty? I spend maybe $300 a year on clothes and 10% of my weekly shopping is even beauty tangent items including deodorant and toothpaste and shit. It seems way over represented
>>55886761I have a brother that is big into shoes as collectables.It isn't weird. Society's spending habits are worse than you think.
>>55886747"Thanks for the bombshell, if you dont mind I am going to take a moment. Since we dont mean shit to each other anymore you can slow your roll and wait your turn bitch."
>>55886441Best to just be calm and stoic about a breakup. How you handle a break is a good judge of character for men. >>55886612Always bad when they start talking to their friends. Are they single wine roasties?
>>55886629Don't worry bro you'll make it all back this week
>>55886722Because the margins on the actual merchandise sold are so high. That means that the rewards for gaining marketshare are worth the effort. Yes, there are technical and quality differences between a shirt that's $5, one that's $50, and one that's $100. So the cost to make that $100 shirt is more than the cost for the $5 shirt. But, the relationship isn't linear. There's a lot more profit on the $100 shirt. Then... going from $100 to $500 to $1000 (and even higher) is almost all pure profit. Yes, they will continue to try and source even better materials, and hire even more skilled seamstresses for the sweatshops, but the costs will only go up a fraction of the amount that the profit goes up. That's why fashion companies put so much effort into advertising, branding, and protecting the brand. If suddenly the market decides it doesn't want to pay $1000 for that shirt because the $500 or $100 competitor one is just as good, and the $1000 shirt's brand isn't as great anymore.. then that's a huge blow.
>>55886735kek>>55886747>being this much of a fag over a measly 2 yrsnoob
>>55881740shut up JEW
>>55881457SPACEX IS PROFITABLE IPO INCOMING
>>55886747Listen to>>55886776If you play it cool and act like you don't care if will drive her fucking insane. She expects you to be really upset and make a scene because women are attention whores. If you just be nonchalant about the whole thing it will bother the fuck out of her. Wouldn't be surprised once the dopamine wears off you'll get a text from her asking "why didn't you fight to get me back"
>>55886747Who was living with who? Is it your place or hers?
>>55881457>palishit opholy kys
>>55886747Best option is walk away tall, imo.Then turn the energy into bettering yourself: like say >ill show that fucking cuntthen push yourself on the squat rack. Right woman will notice your gains.
>>55886811No one is living with each other. We both live with our parents but she wants me to give back the gifts she gave me and vice versa
>>55886747literally stop caringyou're not in control of what decisions others make in their mind, move on
>>55886405>ur a fag and a tard, thus fagtardhorses and wagons are gay
>>55886814I agree, but stay off of /fit/ though. It will turn you into a homo immediately
>>55886822Brother she is an utter cunt lmao. She did you such a favor. You were dating a BPD psychopath. Could you imagine e being married and giving half your net worth to this fucking person?
>>55886822That is pretty gay, not a significant loss.
>>55886822KEKtell that bitch tough fuckin' shit and block her.
>>55886835Yeah, it would probably happen sooner than later. I’m just mad it had to happen right now. It’s not a good time for me>>55886837It’s how cold she’s being, that’s what’s significant
>>55886747Tell her to let you process her breaking up with you before you give her her shit back, if she isn't understanding of that then she's a bitch anyway and you can do better
>>55886822Sounds like a good plan actually. Clean break. If you really are sad about this, don’t show it. Cry in private if you must but move on. Channel the emotion into bettering yourself. Become the man she wishes she had hung on to.
>>55886822>We both love with our parentsWait, how old are you?
>>55886832I know u r but what r they
>>55886851> Tell her to let you process her breaking up with you before you give her her shit backAre you trying to make me look more pathetic than I already am?
>>55886856I’m guessing he’s young enough to recover from this pretty quickly
>>55886858INFINITY, btw
>>55886856We both just turned 23. I finish school this semester and third is the last thing I needed right before class starts next week
>>55886822you're too young to be on this website.
>>55886865
>>55886850>It’s how cold she’s beingShe’s expecting you to lose your cool. Don’t fall for it. Be courteous, polite, and stoic about it.
>>55886861You are pretty pathetic if you ask people for help and then lash out mad at them because you cant bear the thought of telling a thot to wait her fucking her turn.
>>55886865>turned 23...you're fine lol
its time for NVDA calls
>>55886865The last thing you need during your last semester is concerning yourself with the insanity of some bitch. Man up, block her, and handle your real shit, son.
>>55886861She's trying to get all her shit back already when she broke up with you an hour ago. To do so would be pathetic, I don't mean that you have to be a dick to her to get back at her or something but she's obviously not thinking about your feelings here. Tell her you just need some space
The traphouse on the way to the gym got raided and cleared out but two beat up cars were left. How do I financially benefit?
>>55886851>process her breaking up with youThat is some new age gay ass shit advice right there. Post your tits
>ctrl f>"tell her"fuckin' queers
Hello my white friends next thread i will talk about DWAC retardation lol they're getting desperate
>>55886926who is they?
>>55886885Thing is, they set the expectation for q3 earnings at q2, and its pretty much already priced in...so it would only be a bump of max ~10% & maybe coasting on momentum would pump us higher. No fucking clue though since they can do smoke and mirrors with speculation.
>>55886933DWAC is desperate for shareholder votes
>>55886906Move in and start squatting. Cut apart cars for scrap metal. Profit
>>55886923This isn't /b/ we're all a bunch of old boomers here
>>55886950Son, I'm 50 and I advise him to block her and move the fuck on, not "tell her" a fuckin' thing else.
>>55886822Don't give back any gifts, gifts are yours fuck that
>>55886943thing is the target revenue is ridiculously high, there's no way they're going to jump to 10B, but I think that's what everybody's (hence that reddit post) so I'm actually bullish / crabbish
>>55886949Would I claim those as reverse repariations on my taxes?
>>55886885>pe ratio 200a bunch of zoomers and millennials are going to get a rude awakening about how much fundamentals don't matter until they do
>>55886966>10BEW's est is even worse lol.
>>55886963Yes the gifts are his but the cunt wants them back so he should just give them back. Any attempt to hold on to them is a sign to her that he wants attention from her and will settle for negative attention if that’s all there is. The bitch is 23 and living at home so how good can the gifts be anyway?
New thread freshly baked>>55886994
Can Nestle make a hot pocket that doesn't explode? jesus it is already mostly bread
>>55886966The target is Jensen's own guidance that he set half way through the quarter during the Q1 earnings call. Jensen only gives conservative guidance, he's aware how to maximize the pump. Buy puts and lose your money, or buy calls and watch it pump 26% like Q1.
ATER is the best penny stock
>>55886441Thus girl is trying to break up with you via text message. Respond with the appropriate level of seriousness her choice of communication deserves: 'okay take care' and uoh emoji. Hopefully after two years you don't have too many material issues to sort to complete the split: personal belongings at each other's places and such.
>>55887549>>55887549>>55887549
It’s gonna pump 5-10%. Tops. And all your options are going to get absolutely heemed. If I has 100k of capital I’d sell you retards so many contracts it’d make your fat Neanderthal craniums spin faster than the rotors on a fucking Apache