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I work at Parsiq HQ, I have been on since the new wave of hires. I am Estonian national so please pardon my English.
Things are going crazy busy here, many new partners and lots of promise. It's very exciting here, but one problem.
Anatoly has been acting very strange, he seemed normal in interview process but since I start working I see him pacing always around the office and muttering about quantam riddles.
Always, always he is flushing the toliet. Sometimes multiple times in the same trip to the bathroom. He goes to bathroom several times an hour, there is no reason anyone would need this restroom so often??
But flushing, always over and over. And now people here are worried. The water utility bill is coming in and we can barely afford this cost to our overhead it is that high. He is flushing gallons everyday.
I can hear him now from my office going to toliet again and water rushing through the pipes.
Andre confronted him about this yesterday and Anatoly again only speaks in riddles. This happened right on the main floor infront of everyone.
I am not feeling so good about This, dumping so much water...

>> No.55878394

yjk

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>>55878358
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Parsiq. The workings are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of decentralized smart contracts most of the nuances will go over a typical shitcoiner's head. There's also Anatoly's inspiring outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Book of Satoshi, for instance. The hodlers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this disruptive tech, to realise that it's not just revolutionary - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Parsiq truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anatoly's existential catchphrase "Ok. So I return to my tasks on IQ Protocol," which itself is a cryptic reference to Robert Zemeckis' time-travelling epic Back to the Future. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ressin's unique, risk-free and collateral-less staking solution charts a course for the moon. What fools... how I pity them.

>> No.55878442

>>55878432
Sure, bagie

>> No.55878480

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE CHUDS?

>> No.55878626

>>55878480
We bought parsiq

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>>55878480
When PRQ hits $17 I'll share my true feelings about the new Lamborghini Countach and many of its features - take screenshots. It won't stay up long and there'll be no coming back from my lifetime ban. I hold back because of people like Anatoly and Danny and Rong Kai... but when I burn the bridge behind me - I promise you I will napalm it.

>> No.55879137

human bros...

>> No.55879205

>>55878358
How aids was formed

>> No.55879266

>>55878645
what the fuck does any of this has to do with the hot chick kissing monkeys

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>checked
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE BACKGROUND IMAGES WITH PRQ LOGO EMBEDDED IN THEM? YOU'VE MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT A MEME MEANS, THIS IS JUST A TIME WASTE AND CRINGE. NO ONE IS GONNA LOOK AT THIS AND THINK "OH, WHAT A COOL PROJECT, THESE IMAGES INVOKE SOMETHING WITHIN ME", THEY'LL THINK: "THEY HAVE LOSERS WHO HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO SO THEY MAKE CRINGE PICTURES AN POST THEM ON AN IMAGEBOARD AND IN THEIR OWN TELEGRAM BUBBLE"