/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5586709
Her marriage is getting boring and she wants something new, fun, and young.

Don't enable it anymore, or else you might get stuck never getting promoted or moved. Don't piss her off either or else you're DEAD. Find a middle ground to not escalate that shit anymore. Pretend you're gay or something.

>>5586709
>fuck her
>blackmail her
>don't forget to secretly record it
>......
>profit

>>5586950
>blackmail
this

How do I get her to back off though?

If I outright say it she can easily pretend she was just being nice and put me in a difficult situation.

>>5587310
>How do I get her to back off though?
That's not how blackmail works, anon.

She probably knows you're a crypto millionaire

>>5587310
>you: "where did you get your hair did? it looks FAB-YEUL-US"
>her: "oh i got it at xyz cunts-that-can't-cut-hair LLC. do u liekie??"
>you: "girl, me liekie. my boyfriend's been having some """"difficulties""""" finding a good stylist."

There you go.

>>5587403
What the fuck are you trying to say, anon?

>>5587428
i.e pretend you're gay.

Fuck you faggot, that was funny.

>>5587403

If you can't understand that, you don't belong on 4chan faggot.

>>5587428
you're gay retard

>>5587403
>>5587491

Oops meant to tag >>5587428

>>5587403
>>5587428
>>5587481
>>5587491
>>5587503
YOU'RE ALL HUGE FAGGOTS WITH NO CLUE ABOUT BLACKMAIL. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5587522
This isn't your fucking pirated eroge, you goddamn weeb. Blackmail doesn't work when you can just shout rape.

>>5587553
>Blackmail doesn't work when you can just shout rape.
Yeah, not with this attitude. Faggot.

>>5587623
If you can show one successful blackmailing you've committed, I'll stop being an honest wageslave and start punching my lights out in front of my supervisor and skin him for all he's worth, right now.

>>5587715
>If you can show one successful blackmailing you've committed
nice try, Mr. FBI glow in the dark faggot

>>5587783
Are you calling me a CIA nigger, you schizophreniac? Show me one successful blackmailing you've committed and I'll livestream the whole thing. I'll even make it look like he tried to rape my asshole.

>>5587821
No, first you proof to me that you don't glow in the dark, you fucking glow in the dark nigger.

>>5587925
>>5587821
Guys, guys, just fuck and get it over with.

why are so many suggesting blackmail

just give her the D on a regular basis and enjoy life

>>5587967
>>5587821
oh, I see, we're playing good glow in the dark, bad glow in the dark. Fuck, why do you CIA niggers have to always be such fucking imbeciles. Fucking retarded CIA fucks.

>>5588007
by the way OP
dont try any fucky shit at work

just invite her for a drink after you guys clock out or something like that

So I take it you guys think she's into me. I'm not gonna pretend to be gay. I'm not gay and I'm sure she knows it

>>5588033
Honestly this desu. No need to shit where you make your bread and butter.

>>5588051
What does she look like? Dimensions? Hair color? Flirt with her and make her moister than an oyster. Women love sexual tension. Turns them into rabbits.

>>5587925
>>5588021
>>5587925
Fuck you, I was actually going to turn off the lights, write some dumbshit on my hand and take a picture as proof I don't have Polonium-850 in my blood stream. But now I'm not feeling humoring your paranoid ass.
>>5587967
You in the market, white boy? I've got a "cinema" "shoot" tomorrow and we could use someone with your "talent." ; o )
>>5588051
Fuck you, I bet she'll drop your ass when she realizes how much an indecisive little boy you are, OP. Give her my number, I'll show her a real man.

>>5588090
NO FUCK YOU!!!

>>5588157
I'll break into 4chan's servers for the sole purpose of getting your IP, tracking you down, and convincing your caretaker to get you on stronger medication. And then I'm going to cum in your drugged-out, barely conscious ass.

>>5588088

Why do you want so many details?

Well she's very petite and thin. Wears different hairstyles, however the bun is a a big turn off not sure why women use that hairstyle. Seems like she's the anxious sort.

>>5588213
Might as well just post her IG, you suck at describing shit.
>Well she's very petite and thin. Wears different hairstyles, however the bun
Ffs nigger, that's like describing your car as "metal, has wheels, and takes gasoline."

>>5588204
Ahhh, now we're talking. My IP is 87.221.173.79

>>5588304
And now a sense of understanding washes over me. Only once before in my life have I ever dealt with someone so braindead fucking retarded, and they too, were from Spain. Don't think this changes anything, faggot. I'm going to keep this IP address in my Keepass database for when I'm rich. I'm then going to hire a private investigator to find your most recent residence and give it to me. Then I'm going to purchase a first class plane ticket and a bottle of Xanax for my fear of flights, and fly over to your shitty thirdworld country, go to your shitty assbackwards village, purchase the rights to your ass from your shitty fucking war chieftan, and cement my dick so far up your ass everyday that whoever pulls it out would be crowned King Faggot.

>>5588270

No idea if she has instagram, doubt she actually has social media.

Her best physical attributes is her petite stature (I'm like a foot or so taller), cute face, and small but perky tits. Otherwise she has veown hair and doesn't seem to have much for a lower body.

Whats this for anyways flirting tips?

>>5588429
I'm trying to bait you to release enough info to dox her, and then you, sending this thread as proof of your transgressions and getting you slapped with sexual harassment and barred from ever working again. Or I'm just a horny faggot and want a fap thinking about being in your shoes and how hard I would blackmail this chick.

>>5588426
deal

>>5588566
You are the gayest faggot I've ever met, but I admire your balls. See you soon, I'm going to sleep.

>>5588675
sweet dreams, honey. I'll be waiting for you.

>>5588773
xoxoxox

>>5587553
>Blackmail doesn't work when you can just shout rape.
beta virgin get out
it doesn't work that way you fucking retard
you just don't fuck her once then try to blackmail her
you form a relationship over weeks and months, while collecting shit to blackmail her with
once you have naked pictures and shit like that you slowly blackmail her

>>5588304
well now