/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55872132
whats gonna happen to my SOXL bros...

We're pumping today, right?

The shock of the gap down tomorrow is going to be brutal enough that people’s organs might rupture just trying to process so much devastation all at once.

Welp my newest video got removed. Apparently youtube doesn't care for nazi propaganda all too much kek

>>55872138
>>55872139
It's mumus turn

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>>55872139
No…lol…SPY is probably dropping 430 and QQQ is probably dropping 350. Bulls will consider it a win if it ends up being 430.01 and like 350.02, but at that point it will be obvious the seller is just having fun with it.

>>55872148
It got removed because of the Reclaim Society intro? Lmao

strong hands simple as

>>55872157
Burry is taking control of the markets. It's not only bobo's turn, it was written in the tablets long ago.

>>55872157

>>55872162
Yes lol. It got age flagged first and then removed. I'm not particularly surprised.

>>55872185
Make a rumble account

WING officially launched a share buyback.
RIP CRBPs short position.

Bobo is so sure of himself it’s actually getting comical. I can’t wait for hedgies to slurp his puts to death kek. Small crap upward tomorrow we finish at .10%

>>55872158
They are, in fact, doing it, and I am pleased.
>>55872170
The iron hand never got me anywhere good in the market. I am the willow in the wind of market tornado. I go wherever it's going and that's shaped up to be the chicken dinner winner strategy for me.

If /biz/ is already this slow, will we even make it through an extended bear market, or will hiroshimoot have to disband the board?

there is no lifeform in the universe with an intelligence below that of the average technical analysis enjoyer

>>55872232
Unbelievably based. We need to deport these faggot mouthbreather back to plebbit and cocktwits.

ARE WE FINNA PUMP!?

>>55872193
I could but it's really not necessary. I was drunk and just threw a random webm as my intro. My videos rarely get flagged, it's only happened a couple times. Plus, my last day at my current janny job ends on the 25th and i'm starting a new chapter after and should probably keep my image a little cleaner than that.

>>55872232

WE FINNA PUMP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I honestly hate boomers and zoomers so much it’s unreal

>>55872247
whats your new job john-chan

>>55872231
2022 recession frontrunning killed most of the bulls and 2023 Nvidia rally killed most of the bears. It'll be fine

Ok guys, I want a nice, clean, straight DAX pump. Could you do that for me? Thanks.

>>55872308
hate women too

>>55872387
downward pressure until next week bro

SOXS brosss, what's your target? Will we see 20s or 16s even

I don't see any potential trend reversing catalysts until NVDA earnings.
And their earnings right when mercury goes retrograde is a bit ominous.

>>55872401
Is Saturn in ascension, bra?

bros are all retail stores across the USA gonna be like this shit with Whole Foods?
>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1692255766017655239

I got a feeling that even with all of that security, crimes will still go up. People will just smash shit and move on. I police/DAs/judges won't do anything about thefts these days, then what's the point? I'm shorting retail stocks if they go this route.

Also pic related could make markets do a giga dump in October too.

>>55872410
the funny thing is that it wont prevent looting lol

>>55872396
>Downward pressure
Have you seen yesterday? There is always the chance for a retardpump on the DAX.

>>55872222
blessed post and checked

>>55872407
I believe so, until novemberish.
Personally, I don't pay much attention to Saturn until it goes into Aries and the 15 year crabbing begins.

HIGHER

>>55872399
I honestly can't believe that you guys are actually stupid enough to short semis after what happened to you earlier this year. Bears really have the memory of a goldfish.

>>55872399
15k as dec 2018, kek

>>55872450
I bought the local top of SOXL and I just need someone to talk me down from the ledge.

>>55872450
>hurr something happened so it will happen again
>line going down like in all of 2022 won't happen again though
shut up dumb Mumu, SOXL to $3 EOY

>CVS

>>55872484

>>55872484
you really never learn, do you? The underlying index is one of the biggest ETF winners in the last 10+ years. The natural momentum of SOXX and S M H goes from ATH to ATH. If you intend to short these indices, you have to time your entry AND your exit near perfectly because once they pump, you will never see your original entry point again. If someone longs semis, they don't really care about downturns because they can always just wait it out, it always goes back to ATM historically. You on the other hand, if you miss your exist, you are fucked and will never see that money again.

>>55872536

Sounds like a ponzi

>>55872476
if you stop trading 3x funds you can easily make that money back, they're seriously terrible man. use options for leverage instead, or long term hold 2x of s&p 500 or something.

3x is just pissing money away. soxl has UNPERFORMED nvidia

>>55872450
>buy SOXL when it's below 10
>buy SOXS when it's below 10
Simple as.

>>55872552
literally me

>>55872351
can't say because it's a local small business and i'd get doxxed

>>55872550
I know... I can't believe I fell for the memes... Gonna sell it when I get the chance, but damn... been going down for 2 weeks.

Ahhhhhhh its going up RED ALERT

>>55872157
A lot of what drove the market this year has been bears unwinding and being forced to buy back. Burry might have been right that one time but he was wrong like fifty times last year.
Yeah mumubros, we will retake the market once again. Just look at the graph of the index, literally looks like a classique cup n' handle

>>55872549
the top positions in SOXL are actually companies that do provide a ton of value with their products that a huge part of the entire tech sector relies on and can't do without.

>>55872536
>goes from ATH to ATH
>no ATH in almost two years
>SOXX gets to within 4% of ATH in 2023
>at the same time SOXL is down -61% from its ATH
lmaoing at SOXL baggies, they literally can't get an ATH

AMAT crushed earnings. Start buying NVIDIA for the zoombie run after earnings

>Brent crude could hit an intra-quarter high of $100 per barrel in Q4 according to Standard Chartered - Oil Price
Oilchads... I kneel...

>>55872605
yeah, that's the issue with leveraged ETFs. It's twice as bad for SOXS though. That's why I don't understand why not more people just buy and hold SOXX or S M H. They are historically huge outperformers with very little long term risk considering the companies that make up those ETFs

>Wegen der Flaute im Wohnungsbau sind die Baugenehmigungen in Deutschland im ersten Halbjahr eingebrochen. Die Behörden gaben grünes Licht für den Bau von nur 135.200 Einheiten, wie das Statistische Bundesamt am Freitag mitteilte. Dies waren 50.600 oder 27,2 Prozent weniger als im ersten Halbjahr 2022

27,2 less building permits in germany y/y for H1, kek. And it was a goal of that government to build MORE houses.

>>55872614
Almost all semis beat expectations and are crushing it. Say what you will but the US tech sector is running at full speed and at very high capacity. The US tech sector is once again poised to retake the world because everyone else is going to sheit. EU is struggling, China is struggling, and other Asian countries are mostly just for manufacturing, not true innovation. This is playing into the US hands all too well if you ask me. And now with the insane amount of spending they are putting into tech/semis, there will be no more doubt about US supremacy.
Oh and NVDA will easily beat expectations as well. I can't believe anyone actually doubts that

UP You assholes, not down!

Why the fuck when a crash happens it always have to sperg out THIS hard in a few weeks, can't it happen a little more controlled?

also EU dumping harder than US, faggots.

>>55872660
Another stock that has been oversold is Qualcomm that it isbgoing below 110 despite being a monopolistic business with thousands of the most important patents in the world and potential for growth with server ARM chips, IoT, VR and smart cars. It will have another decent Q4 and after that it will probably baloon. Boomers simply don't understand how important some of these companies are.

>>55872674
Pure cointoss what EU does in the first minutes. Everytime. But it will probably end green, was fakeout crash.

>>55872686
The only stock I care aboutbEU is Novo Nordisk. If it dumps I buy and hold. Most bullish stock in the entire continent

>>55872660
>Massive crash
>Industries collapse, unemployment skyrockets
>AI/dystopian tech develops further
>Prime moment to shed workers, replace their functions with AI
>Companies cut costs massively to keep functioning
>Economy picks up again
>Most of these workers have no job to go back to
Yeah I can see this

>>55872674
Silence bovine baggie, do not speak out of turn.

>>55872702
EU is alredy oversold. Even if a recession hits some stocks have already hit the bottom like Bayer or Infineon. It is a good opportunity of 2xing with simple bluechips

>>55872705
Most bullish in the world, they at least deliver in contrast to NVDA

>>55872718
I'M A BOBO
>I WANT TO SHORT BUT I HAVE NO ENTRY PEAK POINT

Is this gonna be the same bullshit as yesterday, fagging around for an hour and then pumping like retards`?

>>55872713
Pray tell me why there would be a massive crash in the US industry sector, especially in tech?
Low PPI, high core inflation, nice profits, generous wage and wage raises, can dictate prices because of no competition, a lot of debt obtained either during ZIRP policy and a lot of debt which is set to mature far in the future so mega caps are generally less affected by the "high" rates.
Sure, we might see a bit of bearishness but overall I just cannot see a crash happening.

POOOOOOOOOOMP

>>55872718
Is this what you will do with Mumu?

>>55872727
>Bayer
>Covestro
Love to bag up on some chemical industry giants, they're front of the manufacturing line, and are a great indicator of market sentiment. Also happy to have some reliable non-US stock. Especially Covestro as it is in talks for a buyout by ADNOC, but refusing to budge for a stock price less than 65/share. They've just built two new factories, started a new product line to increase market sentiment. Once the economy picks up they'll blow up.

>>55872705
I see what you mean. It's expensive, but the fundamentals look good at a glance. It's growing, it's consistent, it has moderate debt, it has a high ROIC...

>>55872733
Oh, well, what were you doing in July?

>>55872760
I want to reshort.

Also, if I make bank, I will get me one of these.

When to start slurping oil?

>>55872737
I didn't refer to a tech crash, quite the opposite.
I'm just pointing out that a potential crash would come at a great time for companies to keep activities high while shedding costs (wages, office space,..) given the current development of AI.

Yields...

We be stabilizing and up we go. Today will be a green/neutral day. A little pause to all this bloodshed.

>>55872762
Maybe short something that just pumped. I look through this and pick things to short. So far I get decent overall returns, although of course not all my positions went green.
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=cap_smallover,ta_perf_4w50o&ft=4&o=-marketcap&ar=180

>>55872777
Digits have spoken

>>55872780
>https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=cap_smallover,ta_perf_4w50o&ft=4&o=-marketcap&ar=180
No thanks, not gonna short individual US stocks. I already got heemed twice shorting the US, I stick with my people.

>>55872768
That would be a bit too convenient, now would it? We have seen a lot of software companies shed a lot of useless personnel and getting away with it (META for instance). It boosts profits and increases efficiency. We all know that a lot of jobs are straight up bs and un-necessary so these giga corpos still have a lot of room to "effectivize".
For people with real skill, these last two years have been a true blessing. For people without skill or that are holding some crap jobs with shit pay, well...
But that's how it has always been. Inflation serves as a way to make the richer even richer since it is percentage based. The poor will always get the poorer end of the stick.
Quality companies have gotten by and even increased their earnings and results without having to resort to firing people (but hirings have definitely suspended).

>>55872699
I am liking QCOM more and more every day. Nice divvies as well. Just one thing... that quarrel they have going on with ARM right now. That could be pretty big, no?

>>55872158
>hasn't even reduced the balance sheet by 10% and they already have to break out the money printers soon
what a joke

From mania buying this suddenly turns into mania selling, great concept this market.

Ok fuck it this won't stop, it's over, gg

>>55872794
>that quarrel they have going on with ARM right now. That could be pretty big, no?
There is no precedent for a judge to take a product out of market over a case like this. What ARM wants is a settlement and what the judge will rule out if it favors ARM is for Qualcomm to pay a premiun for the licenses or something of sorts. Qualcomm is one ARM's best clients and they are not interested on alienating their entire customer service when most of them are looking for an excuse to double down on RISC-V

I don't get how they pumped DAX to 15800 and now do this. EU are such fuckin sick sons of whores

>GALACTICA AI, which religious group is overrepresented in wealth

why do goyim think they can make it?

>>55872826
I'm sure they dump this just til US arrives, as yesterday when they pumped til US open and it goes dumped by US. Now they reverse it, so US can slurp for free. Most cucked market there is.

>>55872826
DAX heading for that last level support (SMA 200 on 3M-1Y graph). Things are about to get really inderasting. Many other indices have already broken through all these supports (like Sweden for example)

>>55872826
You are always upset with DAX. what's you trading method ?
with stochastic and just two moving average, you can see there is no real buying

Literally insane, this whole market was pure air.

>>55872794
Convenient, yes. That's the point.
Keep in mind that AI doesn't just impact useless job, as you said, companies can shed these without needing replacement anyway, but it also makes skilled jobs more efficient. For example, AI is now already being used in law firms to draft up entire cases, analysis, etc. There still need to be lawyers to proofread and adjust, but it does mean a lot less employees and a lot less time is needed to reach the same end result. So yes, even skilled workers will see reduced demand down the line.

>>55872846
What reason was there yesterday for buying?

low of the day for ES

It's over.

>>55872858
you can't know the reason, so just find a method independent of why and who does things

>>55872869
There is no, DAX does random things every day, today it randomly dumps.

im not having fun !!!!!!!!!!!!

I doesn't make sense to time this piece of shit. I would trade US, but since I don't live in the US and can't judge the general sentiment of the country and economy I don't want to. But its movement are much more predictable and logically. The fact EU was near ATH in early 2023 made no sense. EU was in a recession, germany especially in early 2023, so wtf was that?

bruh markets are dumping AGAIN?

>>55872846
Watch this asshole (DAX) end the week at 15700

i make up a ton of shit for (you)s

>>55872846
This dump was mainly for the US. As yesterday's pump. In 4 hours they'll slurp this for EU.

>>55872930
Same

I'm also mad, cause I nearly got liquidated at 16532. I had fixed stoploss for 2,5 at 16540,so 8 points (spread has to be watched) and I had lost 2,5k for this? And not only that but I was on the risk of losing WAAAAAAAAAY much more, for this? This is why I'm purely so mad, this fake shit almost bankrupted me only to crash in 2 weeks (TWO MORE WEEKS)

Any SBSW anons in here? Is it time to finally slurp?

>Literally insane, this market was pure air. Most fradulent market I've ever seen in my career
t. Kevin da souza, age 16

>>55872846
See my Stochastic for 4hourly? In both cases in early EU it was signifying upwards. But today it dropped, yesterday it pumped. It's a cointoss with EU.

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

>>55873071
stfu, somebody wrote that a few weeks ago and I googled it because of that.

im buying

>>55873076
Oh man, he has a daughter with Denise Richards but the daughter looks more like him, that's tough.

That's really common, daughter looking more like father and sons more like mother (in my case so too, and in both nephew and 1 niece too).

AAAAAÀÄĂÆÅAAAaaa

I AM INEVITABLE

bros why are we dumping again? We gonna end this week with bloodbath?

>>55873186
>this week
this year

Tick tock

I'm considering selling the bottom.

>>55873246
>migrants complains that country is shit due to migrants

they are are women, ie having no critical thinking

EU CORE INFLATION STILL 5,5 NO MOVE; AHAHAHAHA

Going to get assigned 200 unibail rodamco shares.
Am I going to regret trying to hold them until I can cash out with a profit of 25%+? They have quite a nice eps, but are still busy paying down debt so no dividends.

>>55873257
>Implying it's all because of migrants
kek, also she's probably a woman, Elie Choufani sounds moroccan.

I've been trying to wrap my head around creating games but I don't know which platform is more profitable. Do you anons think a mobile game I could sell on app stores would be more profitable than a desktop game on steam? I'm talking about 2D indie shit.

I don't play video games myself and I have no coding experience.

>tfw daydreaming about what would my life be if I saved some of the bitcoin I used to buy drugs with on the original Silk Road

Yo wtf I thought inflation was bullish, why we not pumping?

>>55873222
It would be funny if Burry is finally right this year. Last time was 2008.

>>55873337
I wonder what's the origin of that meme? That view reminds me of Alaska.

>>55873362
Looks like scotland. Probably something brit/pol/ made

>>55873307
I don’t play games much either but the top games on steam seem to be shitty hentai simulators, might be worth looking into

Yeah I’m just gonna keep throwing money into the REIT pit

Nothing but down days since august first. We have been going straight down in a 45 degree angle with no end in sight. My port can't take much more of this. I have no work experience and no skill sets to speak off. Is my best bet is doing those online surveys?

The dump is actually not stopping. My god Mumu, whats going on with you? Are you out of money? Won't you pick up those cheapies?

>he has been buying the dip for two weeks now

>>55873429

>>55873419
youd think they would be falling over themselves to buy at these heavily discounted prices

What do I even spend money on? I haven’t taken profits in a long time because nothing seems worth buying.

>>55872170
This but with SQQQ

>>55873402
Yes brother

Cmon Mumu, you can do it. Today I want you to!

Can you make a lot of money doing calls/puts in spy? I feel like I see people doing that alot.

>costs me $1000 per month to eat a healthy high performance diet
>to make this any cheaper would mean to sacrifice physical and mental performance
>$1000 fucking dollars

I refuse to become weaker I fucking refuse but motherfucker that's a lot of money

I drank half a litre of Cola Zero. Last time I drank it was months ago. What am I in for, financially speaking?

good morning sirs, are you excited for opex today ?

>>55873492
What are you, permabulking?

>>55873419
I'm literally out of money. The crash may actually be my fault, because the Bogs saw it and dumped it.
I could go into margin and crash it even further.

>>55873493
It's over, should have bought a house with that like I did back in 1966

>>55873506
No need to bankrupt yourself for my benefit.

>44 posts by this ID

>>55873457
amass wealth to amass more wealth
If stocks bore you there is always property

>>55873492
>healthy high performance diet
so you're spending all of you money on supplements?

I just opened mini shorts positions and now you sons of bitches pump, fuck off, lol

>>55873505
I work in a furniture warehouse. I throw heavy shit all day. I am lean and 165lbs, 6ft.
>>55873516
Nope. That's literally all food. I live in my truck and work full time. Food is my primary expense.

>>55873512
>can't fuckin count

>>55873527
How much you managing to save? Whats your plan?

>>55873527
That's a shitty tradeoff. Having a job that needs you to eat so much so that you spend all your earnt money on food again which is exploding in prices.

>>55873513
It’s just numbers on a screen that I like to see go up at this point though. Feels like a dog chasing its own tail when I can’t think of anything I’m saving for.

>>55873541
I save $500 per month, if my truck doesn't break down on me.

>plan
I spend a lot of time at libraries going to college for computer science when I get off work.

I am stuck kind of moving slowly like this, unless I flunk out of school then I could go to an oil field or some shit probably but that just means a full reliance on my body for money which is obviously not wise. I basically need to fail my current path in order to improve my path, but I wouldn't really be improving my path because I would lose the ability to fall back on something.

>>55873550
I have a very strong personal belief in fitness if I can't bust out an ironman at any given time it is unacceptable to me. A different job would weaken me and that would drive me crazy.

>>55873556
You dont really save 500 per month since it costs you 1k a month in food due to not being able to cook your own food.

>>55873551
How about this, you give that money to me and that will set a fire under your ass to get it back and create a purpose for you so as to not immediately be homeless.

>>55873556
Do you really need college degree for coding jobs?

$500 per month seems like so not worth it. 6k per year saved by waging while living in a truck? Thats a dead end

>>55873572
>>55873551
I have a better offer, you give it to me.

>>55873568
You can't read
>>55873576
I have a redneck accent I live in Kentucky. I am physically intimidating. The bug people run and hide when I go anywhere near them. They openly wish to discriminate against my kind. I need a silly piece of paper in order to make this harder for them to do.

Yields down, we PUMP today

>>55873585
You would be hired on merit if you were good. Why not grind on oil fields instead and then become self-sufficient financially by investing what you save there?

I was wrong to say Slurp.

>>55873585
No you're a dumbass who cant explain. All you said is you live in your truck and spend 1k a month on food.

>>55873591
>self-sufficient financially by investing what you save there
????? What is that supposed to mean?

I think I'm gonna start slurping some nice European large caps. They are down to attractive levels again, with very low P/Es and nice divvies of 4%+. Yeah yeah I know that I'm retarded but someone has to start slurping

Iridium hands boys

>>55873596
The other anon fully understood me. Cope.
>>55873591
>hired on merit
I have been to the west and have encountered the cowardly mentality of tech workers. I strongly disagree with your sentiment. Let's be clear, I would rather be homeless than weak. If school faulters for some reason, then yes, I will probably be doing 80 hour weeks in an oil field.

is today gonna be better?

>55+% of SPX options are 0DTE
>95% are less than 7 DTE
Reminder that we degen gamblers RUN this shit.

>>55873609
Low P/E is justified, because the Es will continue to go way down in the near future.
All Germany had was cars and cheap energy. Cars are on their way out, people will only be able to buy Chinkshit or Romanian. As for cheap energy, the North Stream terrorist attacks were the last nail in the coffin.
May be a nice gamble and good luck to you, but don't expect it to be a "sure thing", be aware of the risks.

>>55873653
Then gamble it up today.

>>55873609
lum is a death cult

if my stop gets le triggerino'd i think will short then.

Today is role reversal. Today EU dumped, so US can slurp for goodfeels weekend.

china pooping itself doesnt seem to affect much

2 things i'll never invest in:
AI
Electric Vehicles
Commercial Real Estate

>>55873629
Wait until Monday.

>>55873402
you got any specific names or just etfs

>>55873722
That's 3 things, anon

We puts market now

>>55873715
China just needs to get their young people back into those factories doing hard labor. The Chinese government needs to cut off their gibs to stop their NEET ways. Inflation and China’s troubles won’t go away without that

>>55873613
I’ve done 80 hours a week contracting jobs before. Highly recommend them if you’re young and mentally strong enough for the challenges. The money is great and hard earned. If your smart and invest it wisely you can set yourself up really nice. Unfortunately I saw a lot of folks blow all that money on dumb shit like new trucks and big screen tv.

>>55873730
2 things i'll never sell:
XLE
MCD
LMT

>>55873751
2 things i'll never buy
NVDA
ASMC
TTOO

>>55873751
2 things ill never fuck
MEN
TRANNIES
HOMOES

>>55873609
Still buying oil. Still getting dividends
This pic would be perfect if it showed armpits as well.

>>55873751
2 things I’ll never buy. Memory enhancing drugs and … shit, I forgot it again.

>>55872660
Doesn't mean the price is right. Some niggers ran up on my car trying to sell me water 5 dollars a bottle. Now I sped off before I knew they were just selling me water; point is the price wasn't right. Water is really important, hell you got some uranium, maybe thorium? Think you got electricity, fuck you not without water. Technically fresh water is more in demand for more things than ever. But I'm not paying 5 whole dollars for nigger water when I can go into WMT and turn on all the faucets and walk away. Thanks for listening, AMAT's big earnings pump was 2% it's over, but thanks for listening and may your bags be weightless anon

>>55873783
>>55873809
2 things ill never touch
WOMAN
VAGINA
BOOBS

>>55873838
Also anyone interested in "Black Box Stocks" training course the reasonable pricing is pic rel

unironically, undoubtebly, unequivocally, undisputably and unassailably over

pltr bros

>>55873855
99$ is not a high price (I actually don't know but it doesn't sound that high for a course) but why the fuck resort to such cheap value tactics bullshit?

>>55873682
Lum is a love cult
>>55873817
I made nice cash on oil last year... utterly failed to buy this year since I thought it would keep dumping. Inderasting how oil manages to hold firm despite all the FUD. China keeps importing at record paces.
But regretfully, all the oil stocks are way too expensive now

It's just a cup and handle guys false alarm

>he bought the """dip"""

>>55873855
>Also anyone interested in "Black Box Stocks" training course the reasonable pricing is pic rel

premarket is red

The dump is almost over.

>>55873862
Pretty sure it’s a trick to get your cc#. The details are always in the fine print. Maybe you’re charged the full amount with the promise to “refund” the difference. The curry smell is strong with this one

>AMZN
I'm getting unheemed

>>55873862
What I like is the free trading software, I feel safe knowing my totally legit teachers having all my back account info. I haven't tried it yet because evertime I do i think about those big ol black boobies, beat off and go to sleep. Not digitally of course, but mentally, with my mind. But not like psychosomatic, I've been training with esp and telepathy for 15 years. It's freeing jerking off in public, but the only place I can get centered is this rest stop about 20min from my house.

Actual selling hysteria, out of nowhere, hilarious. This market is so fake and gay, don't know what I would have done had I lost money 2 weeks ago.

Oh boy I can't wait for another nigger aids day of STRAIGHT DOWN with NO RELIEF

Named to make you think they are part of this organization. Beware

How the fuck do I short NVIDIA if I cant buy american options?

>>55873918
On that note, anyone here have experience using esoterica like the law of attraction, esp, divination, etc. to improve trades?

>>55873933
Where do you live?

>>55873927
Welcome back to red opex weeks, they were common back in 2021.

>>55873946
Europe. I use my own bank and degiro. But degiro only allows european options. (I am too lazy to fill in the option form at my own bank and to check if I can buy american options there)

>>55873932
>jewish looking dude at middle
>all drinking wine to look mature and cultured
>sitting around a fire to discuss business inspiration after a hard days work of "managing their startup"
This image irritates me.

That said, i see crude at $100 eoy and china blowing up by then too. Unless CCCP does a mortgage bailout.

>>55873961
Well there is CFD (CMC/IG) and IG also has things that are like options but less complicated, essentially CFD with fixed stoploss (barriers) where you can choose leverage.

>-22% in a straight line
>reaches support in pre-market

Anyone wanting to go short here is too late and asks to lose money.

I'm not saying to go 100x long either we could crab/down until next wednesday.
Better to stay on the sideline waiting for a clean bottom h6 and take a nice long here for a quick bounce.

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE IT'S CAVE FOREVER

>>55873961

>>55873978
why is your shit upside down

What even was this fuckin fake pump yesterday again, especially in europe. Infuriating.

>>55873984
like to tweak so my charts always comes from the bottom to the top.
If I trade long I'll keep the regular chart, if short I inverse it.
better for the eye

CAN EU FUCKIN STOP SUCKING US COCK BY SELLING SO THAT US CAN INSTAPUMP IN 20 MINS? MY GOD, this is so pathetic.

>>55873874
Companies like XOM and SHEL are pricey these days but check out DHT and SFL. Both companies are pretty cheap right now. Maybe worth some of your research time.

>>55873969
lel, I did find some product named: SG NVIDIA Factor (Multi) Short LEV -2.
I will have to read into those weird derived products to see what they do.

>>55874013
Leveraged derivates on brokers often have huge spreads and also loss of value over time, depending on what instrument it is (etf/barriercertificate/factorcertificate etc)

>>55873980
We’re coming for the bears. Back into the closet with you and your kind.

soxl shat the bed again in PM. this is becoming a self fulfilling prophecy

>>55874029
I know. I avoid them now because of the higher interest rates, but back when the interest rates were at 0% I could buy them with like 3% interest a year with 3+ leverage.
Earned some nice money back during covid with leveraged products. But currently it's easily 10%+ interest a year

If this pumps in 10 mins, EU are the greatest faggots.

>>55873993
gay

theres no pump to save you today mumu
the fair value of the shit and poop 500 spy etf is $100
if you paid more than that, you are a baggie, simple as

>>55873981
what the fuck am I looking at. not only is in this a bunch of chart gobbledigook, it's a mongrel language. seriously what do expect us to take away from posting this

>>55874046
that's what your mom said about you when I fucked her.
She also said she likes bbc just in case

>>55873783
why what is wrong with TTOO

Lets be real tho
The chinese market is dead in the water.
The only way I see the chinks worming their ass outta this is if the chinese government buys out every single company in the red and even that would just be a bandaid.
I’m going all in YANG and the only thing that’ll change my mind is aliens sending diplomats to beijing within the next 2 weeks

>>55874065
It's not us. It's not meant for you.

can anyone tell me what happens to oil prices when supply is low and demand is at all time high?

strategic reserves all time low
Saudi faggots cutting production
Biden is a nigger

>>55874079
It means my oil will pump and I will be extremely happy

>>55874010
>DHT
At first glance, pretty high P/E with so high divvies, wtf? Gonna have to delve deep into it to understand it more.
Anyway, thanks for the recs

>>55874079
>Biden is a nigger
best post of the thread

>>55874069
Like we've seen last year, Xi has to come out with a nice speech AND some actual actions on the monetary policy (and not just duuuurr just sell some dolla)
I'm doubting his ability to address this without going full front war on some Island desu

>>55874079
China slow down and fracking means that oil will dump again soon.

TTOO shill show yourself immediately

>>55873875
newbie trading faggots will post literally any random chart and call it a cup and handle as hopium. it's hilarious

>>55874101
wish the chinks would do something other than be small dicked pussies
their china virus was the ultimate display of bitch behavior
they had to infect one of their biggest cities to send their chink virus to the rest of the world
why havent we nuked beijing yet
it could be over in an hour and china can be held responsible for their crimes on humanity
NUKE THE CHINKS

>>55874115
lol

This chart is set up for a pump. Momentum shift on the 1 hour after three straight days of red. it's also friday.

>>55874079
>>Saudi faggots cutting production
they are running out

give it to me straight bros should I go all in on GUSH

>>55873658
You have nobfucking idea of what you are talking about. German is the backbone of the world's industrial economy and like 70% of manufacturing machines are designed there. Germany will mega bumb and you will see another
>le German century
Meme again in a decade or so

>>55874129
all the moving averages that cause technical pumps have been broken and ignored
the red candles will only get bigger
theres going to be a month of this, ending in a 30% correction of the SHIT and POOP 500

>>55874129
one more dump to 4350

>>55874129
it's also Opex nigger
Shit will dump as all the call will have to be closed

>>55872157

>>55874137
We're already below 4350 in premarket

>>55874135
Yeah this is possible. When bear markets start all trade astrology breaks and I usually just sit it out.

>>55874135
this
There's no possible TA in shifting dynamics. Shit's so non linear, you can just sit out and watch
Maybe we're back to fundamental and acceptable PE. You'll have to switch your mindset mumu

Today is another day for gamblers.
Investcucks get the FUCK out

>>55874138
SPY is already at max pan in the premarket, hence my pump theory

if elon sold all his bitcoins last night, you know its joever
lmao at anyone that fell for the memes that bitcoin was going to 300 THOUSAND dollarydoos

You bought calls right anon?

>>55874167
>SPY is already at max pan
Oh sweet summer child

>>55874167
sometimes max pain needs to get maxxer
today you will learn what that means

the sell off is too obvious

you fools are gonna miss all the cheap calls

>futes

>>55874183
thats some final destination shit with that bird
still hard to believe something like that could ever happen
you have higher odds of winning the lottery

>>55874135
Please stop hyping up your little dip after the S&P500 is still massively up for the year. I keep reading bear posts on /smg/ thinking now is the time to buy the dip, then I open my portfolio and everything is still neon green and barely 2-4% down from ATH.

>>55874183
Soft landing

>>55874102
>d fracking means that oil will dump again soon.
Thats not how it works.
>>55874130
Saudis need more upstream drilling and such yeah but they overall have a ton still. There isnt any reason for them to spend extra right now to pump more when they get very little for it. Why pump hard and lower the price? They can let prices rise, make a ton of money, and pump more with a trump in office for yemen support.

>>55874194
and you wont sell it and it will get much worse
keep hodling bro everything in the world is GREAT right now

>>55874195
this is why i keep coming back to this shit hole

every time a nigger's calls expire at 0 an angel gets its wings

>>55873875

>>55874197
how do i max profit from this

>>55874217
raise the price of water so sand niggers dehydrate and DIE

>>55874174
Yes yesterday at open, they are down 90%, expire today

>>55874195

>>55872157
LE SQUOZZLE HAS NOT SQUEEFLED YET

>>55874198
who the fuck sells SPY when it dips instead of DCA down? Did you start investing last year or something? SPY would have to go down like 50% to get anywhere close to my average.

Burichan or tomorrow for the day
also make a big move already neodymium jebus cripes

Anyone who voted for Joe Biden should be hung for treason.

DXY trying to break out of this right now

we erased 2 months or gains in 2 weeks

buy entry

>>55874245
bro this is a NO BOOMER thread get your old decrepit ass back to the shuffleboard court

>>55874259
best minister of economy

>>55874273
i love old people, i think you cant imagine yourself getting old cause you hate yourself, thats why you hate boomers
buy all boomer stock

>>55874259
>It's all joe bidens fault and no I will not have explain why

>>55874284
boomers are becoming homeless in record numbers and cant work modern jobs
meanwhile i sit at home naked, jacking off all day and make more than they ever did
and they SEETHE about it all day every day

Kek, they can't stop selling.

>>55874289
it doesnt matter, presidents always get the blame

>>55874245
>SPY would have to go down like 50% to get anywhere close to my average.

>>55874297
>and make more than they ever did
you certainly aren't doing that by shorting the S&P500 lmao. The truth is, losers like you are so obsessed with short term plays because you don't have the money to put into a relatively safe and consistent investment like SPY and then let compounding interest do the work for you. If you have any sort of cash reserves, buying the dip during a crash will always beat whatever strategy you think you're doing.

CLOSE THE MARKET
DO NOT OPEN THE MARKET

It's over

>>55874205
>this shit hole

emini looks like shit

>>55874317
Every tentpole company in the S&P500 is a global player. S&P500 is a slightly less diversified MSCI World, it's basically the global market and Nikkei is more comparable to something like DAX.

>>55874321
seethe

been a lot of bickering the last few threads. you kids need to knock it off.

>>55874333
>presented to you in PissVision™

>>55874321
this is just entertainment i mean i have a job

covid pump is going to be entirely erased AGAIN

>>55874336
>Nikkei is more comparable to something like DAX.
What bullshit you just said

>>55874265
better way to look at it is, if I invest more now during this dip my bounce back in 4-6 months is going to be bigly

I don't even care anymore, I'll just keep buying no matter what happens.

>>55874259
Ironically any one who every like a tweet from Trump will be jailed in next few years.

>Look up what the government forced X to give them.

New
>>55873808
>>55873808
>>55873808

>>55874265
we will erase 2 years of gains over the next 2 months

>>55874289
Open your eyes and see

Why does this market always have to do these shitty fakebump when it's going downwards? Upwards it's spikes, than flat, than up. Or, up and flat and further up, not some fuckin bumps.

>>55874361

It’s so fucking over

>>55874359
Trump is going to be President again sweetie

>>55874361
fuck you made me click that and read the replies before realizing

>>55874167
>pan
thats spanish, amigo. the proper word is the french word for it is pain from pain de chocolate

>>55874373
>81 million votes last time in a fortified election with a pandemic
Dont worry everyone! just go vote!

I asked my mother to pray for the ones who will kill themselves before winter

bitcoin about to take another leg down, its over

>>55873593
UNDERRATED
POSTARINO

>>55874396
oh no the fake money is falling. measured in units of fake money

>>55874418
Honk honk honk!

>>55874418
>>55874396
Ironically Bitcoin at least doesn't look as bad and fake as the stockmarket. This stockmarket lost all its credibility. What a fake bullshit, it's worse than crypto, lmao.

you will notice the great reversing

>>55874436
bitcoin looks many times worse actually
it only took 400 million dollars to instantly drop bitcoin and all the major altcoins 20%
you should really think before you say stupid shit lol

BRING TRUMP BACK

>>55874436
this, GME is a shit show and full of idiots. But what the corrupt market makers and regulators did to them was so fucking criminal and corrupt we all lost what little faith in the market that was left.

>>55874436
Wow you sound smart. Tell me, how does owning bitcoin represent ownership in assets and future cash flow.

>>55874436
>>55874418
With Bitcoin, you know you're buying bullshit and gambling. With the stockmarket you didn't until now.

>>55874447
I don't care what it took, we all know Bitcoin is funny money for gambling. So nobody really cares if it crashes. The stock market is a whole other thing and it is shitting itself completely.

>>55874454
good take / 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSuHD4jzNJ0
myyy poortfolioooooo
hahaha maybe its too small to call it that now, ow!!

>>55874452
Tell me how price of stock represents value and worth of a company.

Jesus fucking christ migrate

>>55874466

>>55874466

>>55874466

>>55874466

>>55873492
I spend 150-200. How the fuck do you even manage to spend a 1000 a month on food.

>>55874462
so now what youre saying here is a complete backpedal on >>55874436
if bitcoin is funny money for gambling then its obviously by default worse than the stock market
sorry. you didnt stay in your lane and now you look stupid. good luck in your trades today

>>55874065
its german you uncivilized swine

>>55874323
Do not redeem NYSE sirs

>>55874454
5 minutes of getting into stocks you have to realize it's just speculative gambling where world events can affect the results as rich jews do what they can to swing it in their favor

>>55874217
Buy your own wells from small time operators and clean them up and resell the oil. Or drill your own wells. Some are pretty cheap. 40kish.

>>55874472
Kys faggot

>>55874197
Fracking starts to kick in once oil prices get too high. All major energy investors are bearish on oil long term for a reason

>>55874449
>GME
*NVDA, TSLA, ETC.

i have 5$, can i start with this?

>>55876095
You can buy $1 fractional shares in Robinhood and they will also give you about $5 worth of fractional shares free to start with. The real question is how wisely will you choose to allocate that $10 worth of stock/ETF picking in order to grow it?