/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55866239
My id color shall dictate the fate of the market tomorrow

Mumu.

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN

>Weebs

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYBwZhc9UXk

IM POOMPING

AHHHHHHH YES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Today was unironically a good time to buy calls.

>>55866266
wew

Investing in AI is like paying large corporations to replace you. Kek. They don't even have to buy the chips, they will use your money

>>55866266
You have a deleted post nigger

>>55866282
Short term calls are probably heavily IV spiked right now

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just use some of the 100 trillion Jewkriane money to prop up the market ezpeezy

I guess It's time to but cheapies
I'm getting O, PEP and AAPL

>>55866288
AI is a meme that was shilled to lift the market off the December 2022 lows.

I don't get it
I know the market is going down
However I can't make any money because this weak ass limpdicked shit doesn't bounce to give me a good entry

>>55866288
it's okay im a neet

>>55866281

>>55866302
>implying implications

>>55866288
GayI is the biggest retard scam ever, possibly even bigger than crypto which was though impossible to overtake in terms of scams

>>55866282
Nope not today Piper. You're fucked

Took profit on my poots.

>>55866307
That's okay i like contracts 45dte

>>55866158 #
My average is 20 something dollars I don’t need to do shit but collect my router divvies and fuck corpses

What a great week for equities! Losers.

>>55866282
yeah I bought some VXX calls for tomorrow. Shit's hitting the fan, and I reckon they'll be impeaching the president soon over his pay for play schemes.

>>55866333
>Piper. You're fucked

my stocks keep falling
not sure how to cope
guess i'm heading out
to go buy some rope

SACRIFICE ON RAILROAD TRACKS
FREIGHT TRAIN COMING
FREIGHT TRAIN COMING
UNCONSCIOUS TIED AND GAGGED
FREIGHT TRAIN COMING
FREIGHT TRAIN COMING

>>55866270
That's Bidenomics, chud.

>>55866353
Hello anon, allow me to show you our recent arrivals.

10 min rig! POOMP it

How we doing bobros?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOLY SHIT OPTIONSFAGS BTFO

>>55866356
I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR BIDEN AGAIN

>soxl uner 20

>>55866384
Your dead granny will dough, a couple of times desu

Will poeple in the army punish me if I can't shave properly

>>55866384
Serious question, what does Biden have to do with this selloff?
Wasn't he president during the mega pump from 3600 to 4600 earlier this year?

>>55866400
Just tell them you identify as a dog,cand you will get promoted and not have to shave

>>55866394

We need to stop the democrats . It's over . If the stocks drop more i'm protesting

Hyperdump into close.

technical bounce could very much happen tomorrow

>>55866409
people are memeing because the white house has been sucking their own dick about how great the economy is and calling it Bidenomics

>>55866418
Watch it go blood green right after the bell

>>55866416
You saw what they did to the January 6th protestors. You'll go to jail and wait 3 years for your show trial in the kangaroo court system of this banana republic.

I was unknowingly in a GME thread for over 30 minutes. Please someone console me. It was horrible.

>>55866428
Thanks. Wasn't sure if I missed something new

DXY couldn't break 103.62

really? another /smg/ thread? couldnt we just call it a day and close doors?

>>55866423
Could very well not happen, too
What a useless post
You’re worse than click bait articles

>>55866440
Yea I was too for about 10 mins, fuckers

>>55866440
Sorry for your loss.

>>55866409
>>55866428
Pic related was literally the exact moment the S&P500 double topped. Look it up.

>>55866409
Brandon was also the president who saw the shit & piss go from 4800-3600 and 9% inflation

>>55866440
sorry

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55866464
bad

market maker has sooooooooooo many nvidia shares to sell. this could get ugly quick. they have to pump it or systemic risk

I’m not selling my shares of roblox

>>55866464
I don't want to talk about it.

>>55866464
-1.08%

Even ramen noodles are kind of expensive these days...

>be "that guy" from the big short
>buy puts to coincide with the date your position will be vaguely public knowledge
>leak to press
>next day market shits itself
the power of burry knows no limits

>>55866464
Just fine thanks

>>55866464
+4.7%

>>55866456
No, its been dumping ever since the Fitch downgrade
Besides them pretending its a nothing burger

>>55866464
i try to not look until september.

>>55866464
+12.13%
Everyone except me is stupid

>>55866464

>>55866464
Down 7k on my UPRO position.

>>55866464
Like +0.10%

>>55866415
Let's gooo!!!!
>>55866440
iem sorry for youre lots

>>55866239
>We are almost officially at FEAR
Jesus Christ this is really happening isn't it? I'm sorry Bobo for not listening sooner.

>>55866464
>-1.17%

>>55866464
SPY 091523 438P now up 71.83%

>>55866464
Up 10% on GALT

amat crushed why isn't it pumping?

>>55866464
I sold yesterday so I'm just sitting back and enjoying the show. I've lost about $3000 fucking dollars though.

>>55866495
It started before that you dumb nigger.

>>55866495
>mfw 'resilient and strong' is the new 'safe and effective'

>>55866464
-0.04
would'a been worse if I hadn't boughted BNTX this mornin'.

>>55866464
i shouldnt have closed my vix positions yesterday

>>55866501
kek! kick ass, BLESSED and fuckin' based

>>55866464
>upply 1.08%
barely anything lol

>>55866530
oh right inflation

Seriously how fucking gay is this shit? Two weeks of red because retail bears can't stop themselves from buying puts that Big Money is selling them in order to collect premium and push the prices down before buying the bottom they themselves created. It's too fucking obvious if you're paying attention. Cannot wait for NVDA earnings to absolutely rape bears.

>>55866464
How did I know, as a 100% SPXL holder with a cost basis of $103.26 over 2894 shares, that I was going to remain in the red for many more weeks to come.

>>55866538
>>55866540
>puzzling and perplexing

>>55866464
I'm diversified with both stocks and bonds, so I'm doing well.

WHEN DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHT
IT ENDS TONIGHT IT ENDS TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE INSIGHT WON'T MAKE THIS RIGHT
IT'S TOO LATE TO FIGHT
IT ENDS TONIGHT IT ENDS TONIGHT

https://youtu.be/yfdAGkjHGac

>>55866464
all cash and vix calls. so flourishing

>>55866561
>rape bears.

>>55866497
Loss harvesting?

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

Holy shit I hate how long after the bell it takes some companies to release their fucking earnings

>>55866578
i really hope it makes a rebound i cant stand being priced out of vix

Financial media is pushing Michael Burry because in pop culture he's a genius and they made a movie about him. So they can use this to misdirect normies. The guy has been wrong about everything since 2008. He constantly just deletes his tweet whenever he's fucking wrong. The guys are retard and probably bought his short position before the market went up.

>>55866596
i dont know. i havent looked since i opened my position. i dont look often so that i dont become neurotic.

RAPE CUTS NOW

>>55866561
This guy gets it

>>55866464
+2.65%
good ass day
#SOXS

>>55866619
Didn't he say that right before the white house quietly gave a massive bank bail-out the size of 2008 with no vote and at night?

>Of course you dont remember.

>the futas are dumping now
I CAN'T STOP WINNING HOLY SHIT IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING

>>55866464
SQQQ and SOXS printing, PALL crabbing

Still barely in green YTD and massive losses in 2022.

>>55866633
Its not a bailout™ They just bought the bad debt is all.

>>55866619
I dunno if he's been wrong about everything since 2008, but yeah, you hear what he says and does mostly because he's a celebrity, not because of how good or bad his predictions are.
Even if he's right on average, he could still be wrong most of the time. That's common in investing: an investor is occasionally right in a big way and that more than makes up for the many times he was wrong.

>>55866619
>>55866630
Enjoy poverty.

>>55866561
>I don't like 2 weeks of bears bringing truth to the markets but I loved 6 months of retailtardfag bulls buying shit just because everyone else was buying it and driving the values up into the stratosphere of fake and gay, that shit was my jam
seethe, cope, and dilate!

Are train and railroad stocks still good investments? Or will there be more labor problems?

>>55866656
The thing is, he's wrong when he assures everybody he's 100% right and has no doubt. Then you the least tweets. He did this in March. There's nothing wrong with being mostly wrong but having a solid percentage of being right overall. I'm talking about when he makes it a big deal, he's always wrong.

I closed at a new high despite all my positions (5 shorts one long) being red lmao. My unheeming has only begun.

>>55866036
>he doesn't know about a TV show that was all the rage before he was born
fucking zoomers holy shit

>>55866663
Probably fine til they gas a whole town, again.

>>55866663
so close, but i know your talent regardless

>>55866686
Yeah I was way off...
I tried so hard, and didn't get far enough...

>>55866660
It's called being a good-american not like a terrorist bear like your would understand

>>55866654
Just give it a fancy name like argentine shuffle

>>55866694
well in a way you still got it if the 3 fucks off

>>55866619
Hey retarded zoomie mutt. Burry had an email list back in the day that outperformed the market consistently. You were probably getting bullied by niggers in daycare around that time. The big short was his first short. Before that he was a value investor and he waived the fee for his fund because he belieced he shouldnt get paid unless the fund made money, which was unprecedented. He also invented a financial instrument to short the us housing market. I know thats probably hard for you to imagine because all you can do is scroll reddit and buy calls on robinhood. Hes also made a lot of money since 08 which you would know if you were actually in finance and not some wsb reject. Saying burry is wrong about everything but 08 or that he predicted 1000 of the last 2 crashes instantly outs you as a midwit redditor.

Glownigger markets ALWAYS collapse in the end. ALWAYS.

>>55866726
And he's been riding on that pony ever since, been wrong ever since, having to delete his Twitter account multiple times in humiliation

>collapse of 2020
>collapse of 2022
>collapse of 2023
Bidenomics is working.

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>55866633
His pseudonyms are 'Bob Peters' and 'Pedo Peters', 'JR Bware' and 'Robin Ware', the subcommittee has found in email communications, kek.

Buy stonks to help out the regime

>>55866464

I am tired of waiting for a 25+ VIX.
Bobos, do your job!!
we spiking tomorrow or not??

>>55866751
>Muh twitter
Yeah I know your also a retarded zoomie who only knows how to get finance info from apps on your phone. You can follow his actual trades since 08 and see how well hes done.

>>55866752
Trump was president during the 2020 market collapse retard

>>55866766
Didn't they break the vix over a year or two ago after people were making too much easy money?

>SH

>>55866766
why does volatility need to spike? the markets going down in an orderly fashion
dealers are negative gamma, so instead of the market wanting to bleed up, it bleeds down now
volatility is for times when the market is volatile, not when it moves orderly and is dead

wow, gj always when I go to sleep and close my shorts the market has to start the real selloff, lol

>>55866699
>>55866751
>>55866783
Sup putsRnotDaWae. We have a long way left to dump. You got rid of your name out of embarrassment already??

>>55866786
how the fuck are going to break the vix?
its based on options prices.
CBOE would lose some serious credibility if they messed with the formula dont you think?

>>55866803
Call him by his appropriate name, which is swedecuck

>>55866783
Yea trump got conned and pressured into going along with the global coordinated plandemic lockdowns for basically a flu like illness like a moron.

>>55866818
the vix only measures longer duration volatility
if everyone is in a 0dte market, naturally the vix never does anything because all the action is in options that expire in less than 30 days

>>55866818
Well maybe it wasn't the vix itself, but I remember they broke something that people used to play the vix because it was too easy

>>55866795
havent you noticed shit usually happens in times like these?
some huge bankruptcy, nvidia bubble popping. idk. I just feel it.
even the funding fees for the vix cfd at my broker have gone down by like 5 times these last two days.
havent seen that since 6 months at least.

>>55866464
3.56% NRGU

>>55866753
We are at a strong support level, if it doesnt bounce tomorrow or monday, it’s unironically over for mumus until the santa claus rally

I've never even tried kombucha... why the fuck would I invest $15k into a kombucha company...?

has the nvda shill anheroed yet?

>>55866842
its not as easy as you think. sure, you can say, "what if I hold some type of instrument with the vix as underlying until it jumps to 30"? that seems easy afterall, it trades in a range.

but you never know when it will and until then you have to pay a shitload of funding fees or you have time against you. or some other parasitic mechanism basically bleeding your position dry.

you are hateful, and need to put aside this racist bile now
for we are ALL children of god

>>55866842
the VIX is measured using a specific formula, and they've never changed it. What people actually trade are options on the futures, or more usually spreads using them. There's probably some ETF or something with that that you're thinking of

>>55866843
oh trust me if the market keeps having 1% down days eventually the bottom falls out and we have some real fear. thats when the vix will spike
markets crashes from lows, not highs
im just saying were not there yet
we have major moving averages turning down and death crossing so right now the trend in this market is down and thats good for team burry and the bobos
but you have to be able to stay in your bearish positions and not get shaken out on the way and thats the hard part

>>55866826
The real question is why does the US consistently have presidents who are morons? Who was even the last intelligent president, Teddy?

>>55866400
Yup. You’re balls need to be waxed as well. Buy signal for Gillette.

>>55866400
The trick to being successful in the military is to learn to enjoy the punisment, once you enjoy it its ez pz

>>55866440
Bulls always win. It may take some ultra violins but, we always win. (Btw, I know most of this board won’t get pic related)

>>55866906
Eisenhower.

>>55866464
At least I have my dividends

>>55866464
I have several small accounts in MARA. yeah i'm not doing so hot. i plan on depositing 500 tomorrow on SOXL calls.

Please stop selling TTOO :(

>>55866464
Good. Another +3% and change.
>go work
>my vehicle from yesterday had alternator fail so i was assigned to another
>this one apparently hasn't been started in three months
>have to jump it
>rough idle
Well hopefully this jalopy doesn't strand me. I'm running it for at least an hour. The battery was so drained i got no dash lights at all when i initially turned it on before cranking it

>>55866985
lel

>>55866906
Coolidge

>>55867007
Never invest in jeet bio stocks.

>>55867008
check/replace your spark plugs bro.

>>55866963
January 6th?

>>55866906
The meta for a long time has been puppet president controlled from behind the scenes. This is part of the reason Donald was hated so much by Washington establishment. He wasn't particularly clever but he also was not a puppet and that ruffled feathers.

>>55867045
Work fleet is not my problem. It's the fleet mechanic's problem.

Apparently Evergrande filed Chapter 15

>>55867002
I had a bunch of MARA shares a while back, for like a $3.30 average cost basis, or even lower, and I sold a bunch of covered calls on them and they got called away @$4 a piece

>>55867081
>china
not even once.

>>55867081

>>55867095
the world is all connected, everything is global
china hides their data because shit is FUCKED over there
else theyd want everyone to know how great they are, right? lmao
dirty ass chinks and their chink virus fuck em

>>55867081
rofl is the Evergrande fud actually happening this time? That would be hilarious.

>>55866827
Historically until retail started piling into options in the last 3 years options were used as insurance or a hedge against your longs. Selling covered options has always been a way to generate some extra income. That's why opex used to be such a big deal but now the markets are completely fucked with daily casino options gambling.

There's always been naked short sellers and people who traded options but historically options were an easy way to get BTFO and why they're considered so risky. Everything about the markets from mass retail and algos everyone just kinda sits in awe how fucking crazy the markets have become.

>>55867076
>breaks down in brown town
>fleet mechanic's problem

(Long O’Reilly Auto Parts)

ASMB stock ladies!

There's gotta be a least one or two green candles somewhere tomorrow, r-right? R-RIGHT?

>>55867124
>TFW the meta is actually to be a full retard degen
This game sucks.

>>55867129
Yeah well we'll see.

>>55866906
Old Hickory read the picrel closely

AMAT beat earnings so should NVIDIA. Get ready for the zoombie semi rally after NVIDIA destroys earnings

PutsRnotDaWae, you spineless pussy. Show yourself

>>55867124
technically, the markets become less efficient now. there are more dumb money around. the competition is heavily dilluted.

>>55867124
actually retail hasnt participated much in the market this year compared to around 2020-22
big funds are the ones out there using 0dtes the most, and exactly for the purpose of better hedging risk in real time
the market has fundamentally changed with the daily expiration shit and so stuff like vix is actually just antiquated

>>55867142
Kek

>>55867148
amat beat but itll get sold off anyway just like the other semi stocks so far
nvidias selloff will be much worse however because of all that pent up bobo cum needing to be skeeted

>>55867142
Ahh back when the ships were made of wood and the men were made of steel.

>>55867156
I'm talking about options not buying actual shares. Retail is all about options since your losses are limited and retail is still going full steam ahead in options getting their shit pushed in daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly and leaps nothing has changed there.

Any other SAVE bros? Feels good

>>55867185
If AMAT beat expectations NVIDIA probably crushed it and can lead to a meme AI zoombie bump before September. At least that's what I am betting off.

Mumus desperately clinging on to Nvidia earnings

>>55866906
Intelligence alone, Carter, but you probably meant "smart and politically savvy enough to bring about effective policy using those smarts", and Carter was definitely not that.

AMAT beat on everything but nvidia is somehow lower in postmarket?
What's going on???

>>55867188
no, bro, retail doesnt have enough money for what you see going on in the big boy market and they are not participating in the same numbers you saw around the gme mania
that much should be common sense anyway but you can find this data

What did they insinuate by this?

>>55867212
Carter?

>>55867209
theres no catalyst to drive ai right now
all we have is shit like how ai cant even do math problems correctly anymore because they nigger data taint the data pool
also ai has been around for more than a decade
this is just another mania cycle that has passed its peak. were already bored of ai waifus and making trump say funny things

>>55867166
>>55867187
Did you notice the jew is rubbing his hands? lmao the more things change the more the stay the same.

>>55867134
He still hasnt roped.

>>55867234
lol nigga that's every day before the close. shorts taking profit before the close. huge volume spike the opposite way

>>55867234
today the market went down
in order for the market to go down, selling must outpace buying
that is all

>>55867218
You got a point but when you start adding in all the retail people who daily buy 1 or 2 contracts it starts adding up fast.

>>55867266
>selling must outpace buying
lel no, retards keep saying that but it's wrong. There's as much selling as buying (obviously) and what determines the price isn't who can slurp one side of the order book the quickest, it's sentiment. If sellers don't feel too good they lower their selling price, if buyers are FOMOing they accept buying for more.

>>55867243
Yes, Jimmy Carter, the president.

>>55867283
its fine to be a self loathing retail trader but if you are basing your own trading decisions around thinking retail is responsible for pumping the shit and poop 500 this year for 7 months, you should probably take a step back

>>55867249
Everyone is biying AI chips from NVIDIA like crazy and all companies are openly saying it.
AI has not been around for a decade, neural nets are technology from the 60's. It produced fucking nothing because there was a lack of computing power and large data sets. Now you have 20+ years of billions of retards feeding the largest data set ever created and Moore's law doubling computing power every 2 years since the 80s.

>>55866906
Unironically Obama and Clinton. Obama is fairly smart, mostly relative his race, and Clinton was known for being a policy and numbers wonk.

>>55866906
Unironically Nixon

>>55867310
>Everyone is biying AI chips from NVIDIA like crazy
everyone, including nvidia are tapped out and are running at capacity
at the same time we are seeing producer prices go up while consumers arent willing to pay higher prices
these two things in tandem is why a lot of semi companies got absolutely whacked even on good earnings the past couple weeks
youre missing the bigger picture and just thinking mania and demand means line goes straight up immediately
in a few years could nvidia be worth significantly more than it is now? totally
but the market is really good at punishing hype and things getting ahead of reality, in due time at least
and thats true when markets go up and down too quickly

>>55866464
-1.19 gme and bbbyq
I said I sold all my bbbyq for a profit, but I still have 25 shares like an asshole

>>55867305
I never said retail was pumping the market, I was talking about your original point >>55866827 why the VIX hasn't spiked with all the 0dte and yolo trades retail is doing daily. VIX spiking over 30 was a classical buy signal.

>>55867333
>Tricky Dick
Substantiate your claims.

>>55867323
>obongo
Dude, that nigger literally destroyed the culture of the United States by pretending to be a nigger.

>>55867356
right, but big firms are the ones using daily expiration the most and in the biggest number like i said

>>55867151
That guy mostly shows up at night. Must be a europoor hoping to escape his fate by pumping US large caps.

>hear heavy rain outside
>someone is still mowing their lawn a few houses over

bearish for friday

>>55867349
Why are you using facts while debating an NVDA shill?

>>55867373
The question wasn't
>which president's policy do we like the most
you know.

>>55867385
Boomers gotta mow. Neither rain nor sleet nor hail.

>>55867349
>>55867387
>everyone, including nvidia are tapped out and are running at capacity
Source. Yeah I'm sure those multi-billion dollar orders from China, Saudia Arabia and the UAE have just been left unfilled. Christ man get a grip.
>we are seeing producer prices go up while consumers arent willing to pay higher prices
Did you just wake up from a year long coma? We've already been through the "prices are going up oh shit it's because companies are raising them as much as they can because people keep paying them" cycle
>these two things in tandem is why a lot of semi companies got absolutely whacked
Lol no this is retail bears buying puts from Big Money, who is actually infinitely bullish on semis

evergrande bankruptcy white swan

>Be me, spend all morning enjoying a sector rotation
>Afternoon bears attack indexes
>Bleed all day after lunch
Listen bobo I get your work is important but let me have some nice things

>>55867426
Sorry, there is just too many of us this time

>>55867426
If you can't beat them...

>>55867419
you clearly didnt listen to a single one of the earnings calls from any semi company this quarter, lmao
2nd and 3rd things you said are simply pathetic even for an average /smg/ poster

>>55867323
>Obama and Clinton
obama 'if i had a kid he would be like travon martin'?
You can also thank obama because obamacare opened the door for all this trans horse shit.
slick dick willy 'it depends on what you call sex'?
clinton 'no california you cant build a wall, even though you voted for it'?

Time to hibernate Mumus, its bobo season now.

>>55867456
Oh wow so you're one of those guys who unironically blames inflation on Biden or some shit lol. Ignoring what I'm saying about other countries spending billions specifically on semis is retarded my guy. Not understanding that Big Money is actively, constantly manipulating the market like this is even more retarded.

>>55867373
>>55867464
Nothing to do with intelligence, you'd understand that if you weren't retards yourself.

>>55867426
Victory has defeated you

>>55867490
>namedrops brandon
youre only digging the hole deeper

Come over to and feel the power of the dark side, mumu

>>55867521
what is a red candle if not an upside down green candle
if you use colored candles at all, youre already under the influence of the jew, fyi

>>55867356
>VIX spiking over 30 was a classical buy signal.
post covid, VIX over 30 was a yearly event prior to covid, there was no VIX above 28.5 between october 2015 and january 2018. Doesn't it make sense that VIX would progressively return to a pre-covid range?

>>55867387
I don't even hold NVIDIA. AI is simply the only hot thing on the market currently and all large investors like Buffet and Soros are doubling down on it. AMAT earnings proof that the semiconductor business is healthy and with good demand which makes me believe that NVIDIA will crush earnings and move the market for a couple of weeks

Trump says he would sack Powell if he wins so now Jerome has to print to save his job

>>55867516
>If u mention Biden u must support Trump!!
>If u mention Trump u must support Biden!!
Oh CHRIST I'm ready for summer to be all the way over

>>55867554
>When I see a bubble forming, I rush to buy, adding fuel to the fire.
t. Soros

>>55867554
semis are healthy but what does that mean in the face of global pe contraction as one country after the next goes into recession?
>>55867582
take your meds
you arent even worth talking to in your current unmedicated state

Another day. Another day of VZ share bagging. They say "Phone demand is slowing" As if that's a bad thing. Actual it's not. Just like Sony and it's Playstation. Sony loses money on the hardware side cause it sells it at a loss to get the sheep hooked. So the the fewer physical phones that get sold now means the less money VZ ends up losing. The upgrade cycle will kick off again soon. Once Apple unleashes the A.R and movie/game studios up the resolution to 8k. Plus the ever growing "cable cutter" movement.

look at all these assblasted retard mumus haahhahahahah
it's a long way down, niggers

>>55867534
Yes, we are all under (((their))) influence, but we have to operate in their made up system of money, usury, etc made up by (((central bankers))) that create inflation by design that eats up our savings and most taxation goes to their interest they charge govts. Unless you are Amish or something you are under their influence also

>>55867621
>muh p/e ratios
Hahahahahahahahaha oh shit

TOMORROW WILL BE A GREEN DAY I CAN FEEL IT IN THE OSTEOPOROSIS HOLES OF MY BONES

>>55867759
i know im utterly fucked in every hole by jews 24/7 but at least i can follow them around and pick up a few sheckels here and there that fall out

>>55867521
It’s not worth trying to time the market perfectly for gains when you can just buy after a crash. Bobos are gamblers. Simple as.
>but you’re timing the market too
And as a Mumu your window to profitability for buying is way way larger
>MUH GREAT RESET
Do you think money will help you in this scenario, retard?

Bitcoin just casually dumped over 1k

>>55867848
altcoins got absolutely fucked wow

>>55867582
Nice filename, NIGGER.

>>55867778
Every day of the week that ends in "day" will be red from now on.

>futures

>>55867848
>>55867867
Reminder the buttcorn leads the stock market. This is the covid crash all over again.

>>55867867
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAA my precious DOGE is down to 6 cents
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> >>>/biz/ catalog
lmao, it's one of those days

>>55867905
Damn gave him the ol inflatable wacky arms.

>>55867931
buddy, look at litecoin computer lmaoo

>>55867934
Unironically a great bottom signal

>>55867908
>This is the covid crash all over again.
You cannot be fucking serious

Okay we can go back up now haha

>>55868000
Fucking RETARD.

Why doesn't bitcoin show up on google anymore when I try to look it up?

>>55868007
we really cant
its over

>>55868007
Anon... the gaps...

>>55868007

GIMME A KISS /smg/

>>55866652
>>55866666

who got it

>futures

>>55868152
What the fuck is wrong with birds?

Markets have been going down precisely since august first. I think the markets are just forward looking and pricing in september's seasonality haha

>>55868000
No it's a great dumping signal, you're getting ahead of yourself Mumu, let the dumping finish first

>>55868167
>you EYEballing me?!

>>55868194
Theyve been dumping since the fitch downgrade.

>>55868036
Lmao bro you unironically think this is "the covid crash all over again"? Jesus christ

>>55868194
How gay is it that retail normies just accept shit like "September is a red month!"

>>55868223
Which has to be one of the absolute dumbest fucking reasons for a dump in a year. At this point it's as memoryholed as Silicon Valley Bank.

>What is this that stands before me?
>Figure in black which points at me
>Turn 'round quick and start to run
>Find out I'm the chosen one
>OH NOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVdMbUx1_k

PLTR kept going down, which is good for my puts. the bad part is i sold 40% of my position because i thought i was going to lose to theta decay or whatever. still good because my trade price is half of what the close price is at now. is anyone else jumping in on SPY puts next month?

>>55868255
It's fucking OVER for your swedecuck. Give up already, you LOST.

>>55868303
>swedecuck
...What? Is this really the state of discourse in /smg/?

>>55868255
You think retail is dumping US government bonds?

Mumu. Face it. It was going to end up like this eventually.

buddy, you couldve done it a long time ago

yields are going to 5

G-guys I'm hearing lots of screaming coming from the crypto pits >>>/biz/

things are about to get so, so much worse

>>55868302
>is anyone else jumping in on SPY puts next month?
Unironic bottom signal

>>55868397
Good.

>>55868397
>>55868377
Yeah right on time with the haughty obnoxious bullshit, just like the last time you were completely wrong and got rekt

>>55868362
You know Japan just bought even more, right? But seriously who gives a shit about bonds lol I can't believe there are still people in /smg/ who think bonds matter

>>55868429
anyone buying calls on SPY next month?

It’s that time. Bobo euphoria is peaking. If only I bought some SOXL calls for the bounce.

>>55868435
the only niggerfaggot being obnoxious here is you

Its happening. Evergrande declares bankruptcy. Country gardens is next.

Let the markets hit the floor

This is a full fledged crash

>>55868429
>>55868461
Look at the bond market you FUCKING RETARD.

>>55868509
>-0.17 AH
Bobo…..

>>55868377
>1pbtid
We get it Burry, you finally called it (again).
Nice work autist.

>>55866311
It’s better spent on killing Russian subhumans.

>>55868524
Since when has Bidenomics cared about the bond market, jack?

I've been gone for only 2 hours what the fuck did you guys do?

I had two diarrhea shits today, and my asshole felt like it was burning at heat of the sun

>>55868586
All we did was provide exit liquidity for the rich and well connected, and see how they repay the favor?

>>55868501
What is Country gardens ?

>>55868461
You can tell it's really peaking when they lash out after being confronted with reality >>55868467

>>55868598
You're fucking lucky mate, by shits have been perfectly round hard balls, I swear I'm going to have a fucking stroke pushing them out

I’m bullish as fuck. We are entering the next bull recycle.

>>55868626
>Evergrande’s 2021 default set off a larger crisis in China’s property market, damaging homeowners and the broader financial system in the country. Since Evergrande’s collapse, several other major developers in China, including Kasia, Fantasia, and Shimao Group, have defaulted on their debts. Most recently, another Chinese real estate giant, Country Garden, warned that it would “consider adopting various debt management measures” — fueling speculation that the company may be preparing to restructure its debt as it struggles to raise cash.

Another big property mortgage company in china.

>>55866561
>Cannot wait for NVDA earnings to absolutely rape bears.
Dude the price to earnings ratio is already above 200. That's froth on top of froth.

amc is going to squeeze

I hope Bobo is right so I can slurp a crush but that very reason is why I feel he is wrong. I’m 84% cash right now and good things such as this simply do not happen to me.

Should I redeem all of my credit card points for $1250 in SBUX gift cards?

>>55868698
Cool i'll short it again thanks.

>>55868698
that bitch aint real
but i wish she was

>>55868656
My colon is dogshit and poop like a fucking bunny rabbit unless I take stimulants like coffee or adderall

>>55868659
thank you

Trading bearish is underrated as fuck. Short calls are much easier to manage than short puts. Managing losing bear positions is easy in bullish cycles: everything moves slowly and steadily up. And when it dumps you just sit back and watch gains pile up. You just have to be a little patient.

>>55868722
i take such gigantic shits (some pieces are like 2 feet long im not kidding) and my toilet clogs all the FUCKING time just from my raw SHIT

>>55868704
Yes, and paste some card codes in here for your frens, you don't wanna drink that much coffee all by yourself, do you?

>>55868743
>>55868743
>>55868743

>>55868738
>you don't wanna drink that much coffee all by yourself, do you?
Yes I do
I deserve to drink by myself

>>55867894
here's a traditional mumu colored one if you want it

>>55867905
that nigga dead